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  • @alatielinara
    @alatielinara 2 года назад +6511

    I usually don't like Mr Shue but "Don't touch me" and then he touches Sue and runs away is hilarious. Sometimes they are a great duo

    • @alatielinara
      @alatielinara 2 года назад +193

      "One: Mr. Shuester needs at least one adult friend" boom. roasted.

    • @1appletree
      @1appletree Год назад +30

      Best Will moments are when he goes to Sue's level like the tantrum in End of Twerk or the razor scene in We Built This Glee Club

    • @IWouldHaveGoneWithYouToTheEnd
      @IWouldHaveGoneWithYouToTheEnd Год назад +18

      If he wasn’t such a weirdo he could’ve been such a good character especially with sue 😂

    • @Ezraspainter
      @Ezraspainter 11 месяцев назад

      THAT IS A LAWSUIT MR. I WILL SUE YOUR ASS

    • @B3ARLYHUM4N
      @B3ARLYHUM4N 10 месяцев назад

      THAT IS A LAWSUIT MISTER, I WILL SUE. YOUR. ASS.

  • @sophie7780
    @sophie7780 2 года назад +4386

    "a baby? with whose vagina?" is iconic and made only MORE iconic with sue's reaction lmao

    • @Komododrachen
      @Komododrachen Год назад +7

      What ep was that in I completely forgot 😅

  • @topcat2085
    @topcat2085 2 года назад +3372

    mr schue saying "baby likes his soup" made me VIOLENTLY uncomfortable

    • @Jo-sv9io
      @Jo-sv9io 2 года назад +151

      literally criminal he should be in jail for that

    • @topcat2085
      @topcat2085 2 года назад +67

      @@Jo-sv9io I feel like he needs to pay for my therapy tbh

    • @jaiden8529
      @jaiden8529 2 года назад +84

      Everything about him makes me violently uncomfortable, how Emma decided to marry him is beyond me

    • @topcat2085
      @topcat2085 2 года назад +56

      @@jaiden8529 honestly carl was a perfect match for emma, the writers ruined something good

    • @Ryan-mz8kn
      @Ryan-mz8kn 2 года назад +13

      was looking for this comment

  • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2
    @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 2 года назад +1824

    There’s no way any of the writers for this show were in any way shape or form sober while writing this

  • @luziel3071
    @luziel3071 2 года назад +5156

    Honestly how is this show even real🤣

    • @VideosOfRandomContext
      @VideosOfRandomContext 2 года назад +73

      If it wasn’t I’d be dead ngl

    • @fleabaggins
      @fleabaggins 2 года назад +105

      It’s like a theatre kid took every hallucinogen in existence and wrote a script…and then it got green-lit.

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing 2 года назад +27

      Anything is possible with enough drugs(especially cocaine)

    • @TheJennieanne
      @TheJennieanne Год назад +4

      its so cool

    • @inorial5960
      @inorial5960 Год назад

      no nene line ????????

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum Год назад +613

    "This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep" is the line that made me fall in love with the show.

  • @WizardLizzard
    @WizardLizzard 2 года назад +2474

    That simple "Oh my God..." from Emma at the wedding took me out 😭

    • @liamross340
      @liamross340 2 года назад +86

      jayma mays actually has amazing comedic timing and she was so underused on this show

    • @Oliver_the_tree
      @Oliver_the_tree 5 месяцев назад +2

      She’s actually so serious and so hilarious at the same time

  • @abbysc417
    @abbysc417 2 года назад +2169

    “Ke dollar sign ha” takes me out every time

    • @fleabaggins
      @fleabaggins 2 года назад +152

      ‘Tik and also tok’ Figgins is a national treasure.

    • @dweeb4
      @dweeb4 2 года назад +45

      Everytime I think ab Ke$ha I accidentally say it like that in my head bc of Figgins 😭

  • @marioxzzz
    @marioxzzz 2 года назад +505

    "No she is dead this is her son" the writters of this show were something else lmao

    • @Ezraspainter
      @Ezraspainter 11 месяцев назад +15

      And right after "Is he your son?"

  • @conformality
    @conformality 2 года назад +3679

    “hey i’m kurt hummel and i’ll be auditioning for the role of kicker” is beyond the best line i’ve ever seen

  • @TheMrGothics
    @TheMrGothics 2 года назад +1372

    Nooo you missed that line where Sue holding a broccoli asked what's this and Mercedes answered with toilet brush lmaoo

    • @luisabolado
      @luisabolado 2 года назад +32

      but those are 2

    • @TheRanker77
      @TheRanker77 8 месяцев назад +4

      LMFAO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

  • @wholetmeonhere
    @wholetmeonhere 2 года назад +675

    This is basically a video collection of free senior quotes for theatre kids.

    • @WynnK_
      @WynnK_ Год назад +9

      WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS

    • @mjhewho4560
      @mjhewho4560 Год назад +8

      you so right let rewatch this really quickly

    • @annoyingcat2007
      @annoyingcat2007 8 месяцев назад

      I AM USING ONE

  • @lecturaslunares926
    @lecturaslunares926 2 года назад +1622

    the entirety of season 6 is a fever dream and this video just confirmed it

    • @chloehulse22
      @chloehulse22 2 года назад +34

      the entire season was a joke 💀

    • @SoAlliSucks
      @SoAlliSucks 2 года назад +15

      @@chloehulse22 the entire show was a joke

    • @shataysianelson9414
      @shataysianelson9414 Год назад +14

      Let’s not act like season 6 wasn’t Better than 4😂😂😂 better cast better plot better music

    • @imateakettle
      @imateakettle Год назад +6

      The entire show is a freaking fever dream

    • @joce_2012
      @joce_2012 Год назад +4

      @@SoAlliSucks yes. Yes it is. But it pretty damn entertaining one lol

  • @meganb11
    @meganb11 2 года назад +1513

    god this show is so chaotic but so funny

  • @claud7511
    @claud7511 2 года назад +2349

    this is my fave one of these i've seen so farrr

  • @reneejane124
    @reneejane124 2 года назад +562

    “my mom said I’m stretched too thin so
    I gave up homework” 😭😭😭

  • @noanow125
    @noanow125 2 года назад +767

    I love how it slowly became about Santana 😂😂

    • @natalialeon849
      @natalialeon849 2 года назад +101

      Santana rly carried the show tbf, ugh I miss Naya Rivera so much:(

    • @ratherbereading125
      @ratherbereading125 9 месяцев назад +1

      I mean, she does have all the best lines

    • @Annabethchase_3
      @Annabethchase_3 8 месяцев назад

      She was the best character

  • @H.annahPaige
    @H.annahPaige 2 года назад +476

    i’ve never seen glee in my life and i’ve never wanted to watch it as bad as i do after watching this

    • @candidesque6470
      @candidesque6470 2 года назад +42

      And you're in luck because the first few seasons are the absolute best!

    • @littlegurlini
      @littlegurlini 2 года назад +31

      DO IT! seasons 1-3 are so good

    • @laurenbanuelos6324
      @laurenbanuelos6324 2 года назад +18

      it’s my comfort show forever!! i love the whole show but personally seasons 1-3 are the best.

  • @rjs2035
    @rjs2035 2 года назад +249

    “I don’t even remember putting that in there” SHE IS MY FAVORITE

  • @beatrizjesus4961
    @beatrizjesus4961 2 года назад +949

    Finn is actually so funny LMAO

  • @paigedickson8810
    @paigedickson8810 2 года назад +429

    Bruh the way I could recite the lines from season 1-3 and have absolutely no clue what happened after that point

  • @DreyNova
    @DreyNova 2 года назад +167

    "the only straight i am is straight up bitch"
    my new life motto -santana

    • @sydneyrella4840
      @sydneyrella4840 Год назад +1

      I made this into a bracelet 🫡

    • @Rose07242
      @Rose07242 8 месяцев назад

      I wish this could be my yearbook quote

  • @HarmonyLaskoCoolChicVids14
    @HarmonyLaskoCoolChicVids14 2 года назад +166

    "No, she's dead, this is her son."
    "Mr. Schue is he your son?"
    you did that on purpose

  • @peachknees6623
    @peachknees6623 2 года назад +274

    4:41 the way he's just posing against the wall like. he really needs more adult friends.

    • @palmyrabell996
      @palmyrabell996 2 года назад +5

      😭

    • @fleabaggins
      @fleabaggins 2 года назад +20

      Literally Nobody:
      William Shuester:
      👞
      / | \
      \ | /
      |
      / \
      | /

  • @Bellab2119..
    @Bellab2119.. 2 года назад +112

    Rachel’s echo of “pleak pleak pleak”

  • @bofthesea4730
    @bofthesea4730 2 года назад +443

    I forgot how good Sam’s Taylor Lautner impression was

  • @supervivo7069
    @supervivo7069 2 года назад +516

    S1 is by far the best season imo but one thing the show did well throughout is comedy.

  • @Webo250
    @Webo250 Год назад +106

    When Sue asks Santana to slap herself and Brittany with a chicken cutlet...
    That's top tier comedy, right there.

  • @blupercs729
    @blupercs729 2 года назад +201

    1:35 she has a family she’s a mother 😭

  • @stripedbandit5252
    @stripedbandit5252 2 года назад +97

    1:27 it’s hard to describe the pain of the full body rash this gave me

  • @emilyar1999
    @emilyar1999 Год назад +38

    I’m bummed that Brit’s “stop the violence” is in the same episode as Santana’s “she’s a motherrrr” because her delivery is the best

  • @najadetwo22
    @najadetwo22 2 года назад +145

    2:03 truly the worst thing i've ever heard

  • @neurologyfacts1443
    @neurologyfacts1443 2 года назад +149

    4:58 “what are you looking at jar jar binks” 😭

  • @christenguzman4500
    @christenguzman4500 2 года назад +771

    I blocked out S5 to the point I didn’t even know Brit and Blaine SLEPT TOGETHER ????

    • @Wordnerd2807
      @Wordnerd2807 2 года назад +284

      They didn’t really, it was a scene from the table read of Rachel’s terrible tv show. But yeah, out of context 🤯

    • @seahawksedvencha232
      @seahawksedvencha232 2 года назад +11

      nah cause same

    • @dayanialicea9910
      @dayanialicea9910 2 года назад +57

      LITERALLY I WAS LIKE “why do i not remember this?!”

    • @fleabaggins
      @fleabaggins 2 года назад +20

      I gave up on S4 because it was getting stale, so forgive my language when I say “What the fuck?”

    • @muffinator1239
      @muffinator1239 2 года назад +6

      NOT REALLY LOL.

  • @theninjapenguin5160
    @theninjapenguin5160 2 года назад +143

    6:16 The entire cast be like…

  • @yolandamedina7145
    @yolandamedina7145 2 года назад +457

    My favorite line from all the show is Santana yelling. “MIRA.... ESCUCHA SOY DE LIMA HEIGHTS ADJACENT Y YO TENGO ORGULLO......
    ¿Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heignts Adjacen?
    COSAS MALAS

    • @milcaful
      @milcaful 2 года назад +91

      With the worst spanish accent I've ever heard in my life

    • @yolandamedina7145
      @yolandamedina7145 2 года назад +40

      @@milcaful That's precisely why it's so funny 😂😂😂

    • @watermelonw8
      @watermelonw8 Год назад +1

      Orgurro

  • @caityskii
    @caityskii 2 года назад +125

    4:28 probably my favorite scene ever and SUE’S FACE

  • @Jadika
    @Jadika 2 года назад +120

    the second half season 5 & season 6 still feels like a fever dream

  • @Sam-u8m1k
    @Sam-u8m1k 7 месяцев назад +7

    The silence is LOUDDD 6:06

  • @tones8675
    @tones8675 2 года назад +73

    “a baby? with who’s vagina?” FUCKING DEAD

  • @amandarivera25
    @amandarivera25 2 года назад +71

    “A grilled Cheesus” made me snort so hard

  • @Sarah_Loves_BTS
    @Sarah_Loves_BTS Год назад +43

    I’ve never seen Glee before and I really didn’t think this was gonna be this funny but oh my GOSH I laughed so hard

  • @toniacosta3490
    @toniacosta3490 2 года назад +42

    i think about the josh groban line every day

    • @christie1112
      @christie1112 Год назад

      My sister and I say it all the time lmao

  • @brooke1978
    @brooke1978 2 года назад +184

    9:54 bro when did this happen i was just laughing for five minutes straight💀💀

    • @Kittypika4
      @Kittypika4 2 года назад +1

      I LITERALLT DONT REMEMBER IT HAPPENING ASOSJFJFN

    • @dayanialicea9910
      @dayanialicea9910 2 года назад +20

      the muffled oh my god killed me

  • @kellyd3078
    @kellyd3078 2 года назад +34

    7:00 greatest line in the show

  • @envy_user1015
    @envy_user1015 2 года назад +59

    2:24. Heather looks absolutely adorable

  • @junkonatsumizaka5149
    @junkonatsumizaka5149 Год назад +21

    2:39 - My Favorite Santana Moment~

  • @Mattyyiz
    @Mattyyiz 11 месяцев назад +13

    ‘This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep’ kills me everytime, unhinged Terri was SOMETHING 😂😂

  • @aliceangel8997
    @aliceangel8997 2 года назад +162

    5:27 how do i not remember this line thats so FUNNY

  • @udop2
    @udop2 2 года назад +44

    puck walking in dressed as a woman followed by sugars “hello” is just amazing 😭

  • @sydniwright1864
    @sydniwright1864 2 года назад +42

    0:33 IM CRYING😭😭😭

  • @WynnK_
    @WynnK_ Год назад +24

    Everyone commenting on pleek pleek has me rolling 4:53

  • @ChaoticSpaceKitty
    @ChaoticSpaceKitty 2 года назад +51

    This became more and more of a fever dream

  • @charliberesford
    @charliberesford Год назад +16

    It’s so sad that Finn slowing disappears as these go along and then is gone 🕊

  • @randislays
    @randislays 2 года назад +61

    i truly dont remember anything from 8:51-10:13 and ive watched the whole show lmaoo time to rewatch

  • @mirandakeigher819
    @mirandakeigher819 2 года назад +29

    2:02 I honest to god shrieked in repulsion

  • @feltcnz7829
    @feltcnz7829 Год назад +20

    sams line at 3:23 is not talked about enough its fucking hilarious

  • @rh182230
    @rh182230 2 года назад +29

    "A baby ? With whose vigina ?" gold

  • @giacherubini249
    @giacherubini249 2 года назад +47

    “I had made a grilled cheuss “.

  • @gerry1012
    @gerry1012 2 года назад +50

    Omg love Santana ♡.

  • @omgimanowl7888
    @omgimanowl7888 2 года назад +8

    The music swells on some of the lines make this even better

  • @noellybanana
    @noellybanana 2 года назад +41

    Half of it is just Brit being Brit

  • @jacquelyns5613
    @jacquelyns5613 2 года назад +20

    My fave will always be “I gotta gay. Go. I gotta go.”

  • @LunarApollo
    @LunarApollo 2 года назад +63

    pleak….pleak

  • @wandam198
    @wandam198 2 года назад +29

    Definitely the best one of these!!

  • @kimarah4403
    @kimarah4403 2 года назад +23

    GRILLED CHEESUZ GETS ME EVERY TIME 😭😭

  • @karatgoldd
    @karatgoldd 2 года назад +27

    baby 👶🏻 likes 👍🏼 his 😉 soup 🍲

  • @alexia4371
    @alexia4371 2 года назад +11

    Season 1 was such a banger

  • @alexcallahan1979
    @alexcallahan1979 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is a thousand times better than actually rewatching it

  • @piwonhasmyheartfr
    @piwonhasmyheartfr 8 месяцев назад +2

    "pleek?!" lives in my mind rent free😭

  • @angelaphillips1731
    @angelaphillips1731 2 года назад +133

    Great list but I was a little bummed that two of my favorite (and most memorable) lines were left out:
    From the season 2 Substitute episode, when Gwyneth Paltrow first meets the class and Santana says “what would you know about CeeLo, cause you’re, like, 40?” 😂 Also Gwyneth’s response of “TOP 40 sweet cheeks!” would have also been spectacular
    And then another season two episode, the one where Finn has the kissing booth and Santana spreads mono to him and Quinn to expose their cheating: when the school nurse tries to warn Santana about catching mono, Santana replies with something like “please. I’ve had mono so many times it’s turned into STEREO”…. I mean… she had some of the BEST lines on that show.
    Miss Naya Rivera so much. She was such an insane talent

    • @PORTUHSM511
      @PORTUHSM511 2 года назад +8

      and "my lips are closed, just like your legs"

    • @HarmonyLaskoCoolChicVids14
      @HarmonyLaskoCoolChicVids14 2 года назад +6

      "baby likes his soup" could have EASILY been replaced with "lets gogetsomeTACOSSS"

  • @Bookishidiot
    @Bookishidiot 2 года назад +9

    I swear this whole show is just some weird ass fever dream and I love every minute of it lol

  • @potato7439
    @potato7439 2 года назад +4

    its the "PLEASE GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE *PLEASE* PLEASE *please* please" for me

  • @anabelle..
    @anabelle.. Год назад +5

    this might be the absolute best glee-related video out on the internet! haven't laughed this much in a while, so thank you!

  • @_____2219
    @_____2219 2 года назад +6

    Honestly the girls always had the best lines

  • @maddieb.4282
    @maddieb.4282 Год назад +3

    This is amazing, it’s truly the best lines from each episode

  • @Hope-tg3tc
    @Hope-tg3tc Год назад +5

    Out of context, this show is chaotic
    In context, this show is chaotic

  • @gibsterzz
    @gibsterzz 11 месяцев назад +1

    i’m so glad That line for s1 ep3 was chosen

  • @emilydillon7439
    @emilydillon7439 2 года назад +5

    *giving birth* *plays bohemian rhapsody guitar solo*

  • @danieljosephpena6322
    @danieljosephpena6322 2 года назад +20

    Notice how many are queen Santana's lines

  • @polterrrgeist
    @polterrrgeist 2 года назад +5

    "ill be auditioning for the role of kicker"

  • @Billy24Wiccan06
    @Billy24Wiccan06 2 года назад +17

    The shower has vintage tiles 💃😍🤤🥰
    Rachel: 🕴🏻🧛🏻‍♀️😈

  • @SussySassy
    @SussySassy 2 года назад +8

    1:14
    Ha! 😱 My baby teeth 😬, haeuugh 😄😩
    Jesse: 😶🤨

  • @vikavoltisepic3507
    @vikavoltisepic3507 Год назад +4

    Blaine, Santana, Britt and Kurt are so iconic 😭

  • @candidesque6470
    @candidesque6470 2 года назад +10

    I completely deleted _"Humpday..."_ from my memory.

  • @spongy9348
    @spongy9348 Год назад +6

    6:59 😂😂😂😂 the way sue looked at him

  • @Gemini_Woman
    @Gemini_Woman 2 года назад +7

    After the first episode Glee just became a fever dream.

  • @thestarlightforge6568
    @thestarlightforge6568 2 года назад +12

    “That’s what smart people call, Crazy Uptight Bitches Dying.” 🤣 I wasn’t ready- how is it that this video is about to make me watch all 18 or however tf many seasons there were of Glee-

  • @Jayyyke
    @Jayyyke 2 года назад +7

    9:28 one of the best

  • @sagecell7859
    @sagecell7859 2 года назад +4

    "what are you looking at jar jar binks" I literally choked this show was a goddamn fever dream

  • @PunkRockBarbie
    @PunkRockBarbie Год назад +5

    GRILLED CHEESUS 🤣 cracks me up every time

  • @victoriaruiz1328
    @victoriaruiz1328 Год назад +3

    2:19 facts Quinn facts 📣❤️

  • @isabellaa358
    @isabellaa358 Год назад +2

    this is the best thing ive ever witnessed

  • @star_baker
    @star_baker 2 года назад +37

    You really see the quality of jokes decline. S1 was so funny.

  • @libby9001
    @libby9001 2 года назад +48

    God this show is so good it's uncancellable even though it probably should been cancelled back in 2015

  • @racoon2623
    @racoon2623 2 года назад +4

    “crazy uptight bitches dying” gold

  • @lyla_art_edits13
    @lyla_art_edits13 6 месяцев назад +2

    8:51 is the most confusing and weird scene ever

  • @strwber1jami
    @strwber1jami 2 года назад +5

    “please just give me one more chance…. bleb…bleb…bleb…”

  • @joslynnwhite3565
    @joslynnwhite3565 Год назад +1

    “Teen Gay! You may now proceed to the next checkpoint”

  • @ivannam6854
    @ivannam6854 Год назад

    this is the best glee video I've ever seen on youtube, thank you