Unlocking Divinity hurts so good

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  • @SirDimetrious
    @SirDimetrious  10 месяцев назад +37

    Today is the last day that the hoodies will be for sale! If you use code SirD, you can save 10% at checkout!
    🔗: bit.ly/3SsXL8w

    • @EREMIKA7866
      @EREMIKA7866 10 месяцев назад +1

      Sir dimetrious im in need of a trials carry 😢

    • @SirScottious
      @SirScottious 10 месяцев назад +1

      Your shop isn’t working

  • @idontknow4687
    @idontknow4687 10 месяцев назад +435

    Bro that batman edit with the blink had me dying

    • @jonbon611
      @jonbon611 10 месяцев назад +3

      The him hiding behind a rock re instating his gangster blink walk lol then he plays video of wannabe gangster acting cool lol

    • @Venomized9
      @Venomized9 10 месяцев назад +1

      What's funny is I got a peacock ad right before the video and it shows batman 😅

  • @Guile_The_Exile
    @Guile_The_Exile 10 месяцев назад +249

    Bruh really switched to a whole ass subclass JUST TO CHANGE JUMPS!?....
    Ain't no way this guy is fuckin real...

    • @ajeenius7437
      @ajeenius7437 10 месяцев назад

      What religion does to a mfer.

    • @ilredelnulla9837
      @ilredelnulla9837 10 месяцев назад +8

      sadly this is what the basic d2 player is, that's why d2 community got mad at tutorial mode removal with lightfall

    • @ZacharyLumpkin
      @ZacharyLumpkin 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ilredelnulla9837yeah the gameplay isn't gonna change the stupidity of the brainless people playing it

    • @ZacharyLumpkin
      @ZacharyLumpkin 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@ilredelnulla9837but brainless people will think it does lmao

    • @xSpyCx
      @xSpyCx 22 дня назад

      He’s one reason I stopped watching sird videos. It’s hard to watch them other people they’re so bad at the game. If I wanted to watch that shit I would watch myself. Sird is too good to be playing with people like that. They fucking suck and it’s cringey to watch

  • @tom_8753
    @tom_8753 10 месяцев назад +445

    Wait, huh? Wdym by that?

    • @night9_
      @night9_ 10 месяцев назад +23

      It means he is hard.

    • @JohnNichols566
      @JohnNichols566 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@night9_ say that again, but slower🫠

    • @bakatraitless
      @bakatraitless 10 месяцев назад +9

      He definitely didn’t stutter 😂😂😂

    • @Porchungi
      @Porchungi 10 месяцев назад +9

      It means blud is bricked up harder than a firehouse

    • @moonwhooper
      @moonwhooper 10 месяцев назад +1

      How are you confused

  • @x9x9x9x9x9
    @x9x9x9x9x9 10 месяцев назад +178

    Is that my man Rylee Reloaded?! Hell yeah. Love that guy.
    The final puzzle where you have to follow the line is the best way to figure out who in your group has a brain made of hotdogs. Its a very simple puzzle. But hard to explain. But you gotta give the people whose brains are actual hotdogs spot 1 and 6 so they go to the first or last spot on the line.

    • @happystate2480
      @happystate2480 10 месяцев назад +11

      Sounded like Rylee did you watch their drunk GM video where Rylee's wife made him quit cause he was about to get alcohol poisoning🤣

    • @nicholasdelcampo4260
      @nicholasdelcampo4260 10 месяцев назад

      How are you in every destiny 2 comment section

    • @x9x9x9x9x9
      @x9x9x9x9x9 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@nicholasdelcampo4260 lots of downtime at work and just being a full blown RUclips addict. Also I like leaving comments.

    • @Guce-2834
      @Guce-2834 10 месяцев назад +1

      It is indeed the parkinglot prophet

    • @SilverSpider44
      @SilverSpider44 10 месяцев назад +2

      I knew I recognized Embracing Fate when they where in orbit, that's so cool

  • @chammey8545
    @chammey8545 10 месяцев назад +33

    I tried to do this on LFG. It was the first time any of them had done it. It took 8 hours to get to the boss, and at this point it was 4am. One by one, people left the fireteam and we tried to get people to join. After 2 more hours of failing the boss encounter I called it quits since i had to go to uni, and abandoned hope of getting Divinity forever. I took a 6 month break from Destiny 2 after that to recover my sanity.

    • @DJET723
      @DJET723 10 месяцев назад +6

      I was on that for 11 hours and 6 different lfgs. I survived by sheer will and a hate for myself and possibly people

    • @talal3c
      @talal3c 7 месяцев назад

      in those eight hours i couldve been making money geting bitches but noooooooooo

    • @l3ftie578
      @l3ftie578 7 месяцев назад +2

      raiding on a school night 3head

  • @MadamInsanity88
    @MadamInsanity88 10 месяцев назад +15

    The funniest part about 10:30 it's literally dot-to-dot drawing. Like children do this but watching six full grown adults struggle doing this is honestly so fucking funny XD

    • @cancerousnut7767
      @cancerousnut7767 3 месяца назад

      Just had this exact issue. Sherpa’d two guardians through Div, and two more through the raid in general. And literally didn’t understand the idea of just fucking counting dots.
      Worst part is that’s what my team figured out in October when shadowkeep released, and that’s what made it EASY, but these people couldn’t wrap their heads around it

  • @actionwalch2835
    @actionwalch2835 10 месяцев назад +130

    Best part about div runs is spending 4 fours on the boss cuz the lfg goblins can't comprehend simple commands

    • @thisisntme5742
      @thisisntme5742 10 месяцев назад +4

      C'mon now, best part is the dread of the boss fight with the lfg that can't handle the last puzzle

    • @aidansmith1739
      @aidansmith1739 10 месяцев назад +1

      don’t do lfgs then bro

    • @OmarMcCaws
      @OmarMcCaws 10 месяцев назад

      not everyone is retarded, i did an lfg run with 1 guy that knew the raid 4 new players and i and we crushed the whole raid start to finish with div puzzles in under an hour

    • @mrthor3061
      @mrthor3061 10 месяцев назад

      best part of div runs is that they take 30 min, be assertive 💀

    • @lambrohristoulas2683
      @lambrohristoulas2683 10 месяцев назад +1

      “lets double teather”
      they cant even do 1 teather 🙏🙏
      i normally just 1 one but like i cannot argue with lfgs anymore

  • @colinperry8923
    @colinperry8923 10 месяцев назад +3

    A Twitch streamer helped me get a Div 3 years ago. I tortured them with my novice raid skills. The hardest part was the harpy boss… Appreciate them getting me involved.

  • @TonRoller
    @TonRoller 10 месяцев назад +1

    been watching and appreciating the insane amount of effort you’ve been putting into your work over the years. from when everything was primarily pvp and scrims, to when the game got stale and you picked up fortnite, and up until now. after you switched back and took your editing to new heights while finding your middle ground in content creation on this game. very rarely do you see this kind of growth and seldom do you see it from a destiny creator. can’t wait for your 1 mill. you fucking deserve it man

  • @gazzacfc2010
    @gazzacfc2010 10 месяцев назад +28

    It's nuts your redeem div run was over 3 years ago, watching you malding about boxes and redeems reaction is some of the funniest stuff you have ever uploaded

  • @jiovanirivera852
    @jiovanirivera852 10 месяцев назад +19

    I love how your editing has evolved, especially the extended bits for the joke like the omniscient mom and batman. Absolutely killing it bro!

  • @newoeldnirp7298
    @newoeldnirp7298 10 месяцев назад +8

    So Garden of Salvation is my favorite Day-1 Raid Experience, and here's how it went...
    Still my favorite puzzle to this day, and I didn't even have to do it to get my divinity.
    I did this day 1, and stayed in 12 hours, overnight, into the next morning.
    (Just like Dark Below Crota for the Crux)
    Cus' I didn't know what this new raid exotic entailed, like Crota I thought it was a drop.
    When I joined the last boss LFG after hours of failure, me and the party leader were the only two people left and he eventually also succumb the pain and left, but not before telling me those fateful words "divinity is active"...and in that moment I knew.
    That i needed to stay finish it and know what the hell he was talking about, only to wait hours for people to join, tell them those same words, and eventually complete it and be bestowed Divinity.
    I didn't end up doing the puzzle myself until much later because I just never went back after that day 1 experience of pain.
    😂 But later would come to love Ancient Gospel, and Omniscient Eye.
    The real fun part was going back to actually experience the puzzles, help my friends get it, and decimate the sanctified mind, using divinity, making the fight a breeze, so my comrades could have one of their own. 👍

  • @danielleighton4161
    @danielleighton4161 10 месяцев назад +63

    Deus vults girlfriend lives so far away because of the restraining order her parents put on him after he came to her preschool.

  • @haydosgaming077
    @haydosgaming077 10 месяцев назад +5

    I don't usually do raids, as a solo pve player, but I did a div run with an lfg last week and considering I also got it done in 4 hours with no in game mic communication and having never done garden before, I was really proud in the randoms and myself for going through that mess with just character models looking intensely at each other and shooting the ground when needing someone to stand somewhere

  • @G.A.M.E.R.-
    @G.A.M.E.R.- 10 месяцев назад +4

    Osteo Striga on Solar Well with a sniper and grenade launcher truly is the LFG load out of all time

  • @JordanJammerTTV
    @JordanJammerTTV 10 месяцев назад +1

    The chaos that ensues with anything involving SirD is so contagiously hilarious. Amazing content as always 🤣

  • @spencerwilliams7385
    @spencerwilliams7385 10 месяцев назад +21

    Personally I love div runs, only raid that I have more first time clear carries than I do raid clears, mainly due to div runs. Have 156 clears, 195 first time clears.
    Ps. The way you guys make some of those puzzles harder then they have to be makes me want to cry. God bless your souls

    • @happystate2480
      @happystate2480 10 месяцев назад

      Bruh sherpa my old gamer dad arse through this please! HappyState no profile pic on Steam.

    • @spencerwilliams7385
      @spencerwilliams7385 10 месяцев назад

      @happystate2480 sure, I cand try. It will mainly depend on if I can find a full group on lfgs or get my clanmates to help.

  • @Nyne
    @Nyne 10 месяцев назад +14

    The hardest part of getting Divinity is finding a fireteam of people willing to help with a Div run 💀

  • @shiodaa1625
    @shiodaa1625 10 месяцев назад +9

    I mean this in the most respectful way, I would hate to have Chris in my fireteam

  • @LexiBelleGaming
    @LexiBelleGaming 10 месяцев назад +19

    I've never seen grown ass men struggle so much with connect the dots.

    • @ZacharyLumpkin
      @ZacharyLumpkin 9 месяцев назад

      I never seen ur booty but here we are... Who gives a shit.

    • @ZacharyLumpkin
      @ZacharyLumpkin 9 месяцев назад

      Also they quite literally aced that part lmao talk about being a dumbass

  • @ghostnxnja785
    @ghostnxnja785 10 месяцев назад +1

    I've always believed SirD has the best Destiny videos from an editing standpoint. Thanks for the laughs as always

  • @olivershipside7497
    @olivershipside7497 10 месяцев назад +8

    As someone who recently did this in similar conditions, i feel his pain

    • @JJumper8888
      @JJumper8888 10 месяцев назад

      I second this, just watching it gave me ptsd to my last div run couple of weeks ago. And still haven't fully recovered from it

  • @gehrigmichael8166
    @gehrigmichael8166 7 месяцев назад

    When I'd did it I found an lfg post that said "come get you div, be on step 4/4" and met the nicest couple ever who carried the whole team to the end, telling us exactly where we have to stand and what to do for every puzzle, and we beat it in 48 minutes.

  • @papiwulfe8485
    @papiwulfe8485 10 месяцев назад

    6:00 This conservation has me in tears 🤣

  • @conriven
    @conriven 10 месяцев назад +3

    the noise @ 3:29 coupled with what ja papa never says is a comedic experience that will never be topped

  • @fluidwolf
    @fluidwolf 10 месяцев назад +5

    For some reason I got scared for a second hearing about a special guest thinking it was outlander. But it was just sweat.

  • @brute2568
    @brute2568 10 месяцев назад +2

    I don’t get why some people can’t understand the final div puzzle. It’s very straightforward but it’s usually the one people struggle the most with. Just follow the line, it’s not that complicated.

  • @cjfries6648
    @cjfries6648 10 месяцев назад +2

    That was one of the funniest videos in a while 😂 the combo of Chris, Japapa, and Sweat is undefeated

  • @cancerousnut7767
    @cancerousnut7767 3 месяца назад

    Funny that RUclips would recommend this after last night. Me and a buddy carried four people through their first GoS, two of which needed Div. I knew console players were bad but HOLY shit. We spent like thirty minutes on the last puzzle because they couldn’t fathom the idea of remembering your place in the order and applying it to the plates as they switched orders.

  • @ArmitageShanksMC
    @ArmitageShanksMC 10 месяцев назад

    I remember doing divinity back in the day when everyone expected it in literally every raid (pre nerf). I did it with a sherpa and 4 other first timers to the raid. It took use roughly 2 hours to complete and I think we wiped twice the entire run. I got crazy lucky it was a good LFG group that could follow instructions and actually had some idea of how to play the game (I barely get that in matchmade nightfalls). I'd heard horror stories about div runs, so I definitely lucked out.

  • @Collin_J
    @Collin_J 4 месяца назад +1

    Favorite Garden experience was the one week where we could spam witherhoard and health bars just got deleted

  • @joshuaroman6479
    @joshuaroman6479 10 месяцев назад

    Man I actually love doing Div runs. It's really fun to do the puzzles and to coordinate, and the last puzzle I think is such a cool way to unlock an exotic. I also just love Garden in general for the vibes and set pieces. Also, the weapons for the dungeon are some of the coolest-looking in the game. If they get a perk refresh they could be excellent, and even as it is I use Prophet of Doom as my main energy shotgun all the time. Really underrated raid.

  • @freiflug83
    @freiflug83 10 месяцев назад +1

    13:11 Leroy Jenkins!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dox_au
    @dox_au 10 месяцев назад +1

    12:00 - first time in my life a RUclips video caused me physical pain

  • @Besggs
    @Besggs 10 месяцев назад

    Bro the pain to get the dev was insane it took me over 2 hours, plus your edits have been so good when u started your edits it was good but this, THIS IS A GOD EDIT THE EVOLUTION IS CRAZY

  • @ajokebygod
    @ajokebygod 10 месяцев назад +7

    Deus Vult's blinking skill is completely reliant on having a sword equipped

  • @peteraustin9057
    @peteraustin9057 10 месяцев назад +4

    Div run was for sure the highest frustration level I've ever been at in destiny, multiple death threats were made

  • @spooda1237
    @spooda1237 7 месяцев назад +2

    Gotta love seeing Rylee Reloaded here too

  • @LeeVization
    @LeeVization 10 месяцев назад +1

    Another insightful video from SirW

  • @califassicario
    @califassicario 10 месяцев назад +4

    Whoever’s said they have a gf definitely is a minecraft wearing discord kitten😂

  • @buldor6
    @buldor6 10 месяцев назад +1

    12:02 Didn't expect the Suzume song

  • @Zyguard_101
    @Zyguard_101 4 месяца назад

    4 hours.
    Dog mine took 9 fucking hours man..
    4 LFG groups back to back
    Just because of that puzzle where you had to take someone else's spot the last lfg group was for the boss and wherever those 4 chad warlocks are, man you're the best.

  • @gabrielgrada6763
    @gabrielgrada6763 10 месяцев назад +12

    Just got Divinity a few days ago, shit was mad easy...time to put it in the vault and whip it out whenever I get forced to be support well-lock again 😔

    • @bl00dkillz
      @bl00dkillz 10 месяцев назад +2

      As a support lock with no ceno/div..... can't be me

    • @jackalexande
      @jackalexande 10 месяцев назад

      lmfao I will only ever be gally bitch I am never using tractor or div

    • @simulatedrainn
      @simulatedrainn 10 месяцев назад

      "shit was actually mad easy" ☝🏻🤓

    • @gabrielgrada6763
      @gabrielgrada6763 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@simulatedrainn “um actually I got carried” (true story)

  • @kennyrodgers4326
    @kennyrodgers4326 10 месяцев назад

    Div runs can be fun and frustrating at the same time, also its been 3 years since the last 'Nature of the Beast' handcannon video and i want to see another one. It's a 180 that doesn't get enough love.

  • @silencedak9859
    @silencedak9859 10 месяцев назад +4

    Can’t believe they bullied that poor man to by shadowkeep

  • @seapunkandroid
    @seapunkandroid 10 месяцев назад

    I joke that a lot of Destiny's raid and dungeon mechanics are like being made to square dance in an escape room... but the Div run is totally square dancing in an escape room.

  • @MrM3lee89
    @MrM3lee89 10 месяцев назад +1

    Keep the videos coming! I love your content. It’s always good for a laugh 😂

  • @gilfreitas9779
    @gilfreitas9779 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Who is José??"
    José: soy jo, gringo

  • @crimm7597
    @crimm7597 10 месяцев назад

    you brought back traumatic memories of doing my div run 3 years ago, still haven't touched that raid since lol

  • @TRtribal
    @TRtribal 10 месяцев назад

    Literally had a group I was taking through spend 45 MINUTES on the line puzzle once. I have done very few sherpas since then as I have NO faith in the ability of others to handle basic lines, let alone shapes.

  • @tyleryoung4890
    @tyleryoung4890 10 месяцев назад

    Best editor on RUclips, your videos are top tier bro

  • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
    @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 10 месяцев назад

    9:08 As they famously say, "The helmet stayed on"

  • @JusAFarmer
    @JusAFarmer 10 месяцев назад

    The glitch deck has been in a deep slumber, untouched for years.

  • @vaepuer2290
    @vaepuer2290 10 месяцев назад

    Divinity broke me and my fireteam so hard, I've never been so openly angry at my team, and I hate that I was

  • @zakarysantana2635
    @zakarysantana2635 10 месяцев назад +5

    deus vult is exactly how i expect someone whos highly religious to act and talk 😂

  • @dproh_
    @dproh_ 10 месяцев назад

    I remember doing this with my whole og friend group for a good 7 hours. Good times, hope they are all doing well ❤

  • @15DEAN1995
    @15DEAN1995 10 месяцев назад

    ive done the divinity puzzles a few times. on the 6 man puzzle with the changing pattern i always pick number 3 or 4 because i trust no one but myself to count to 3.

  • @xthecre8or735
    @xthecre8or735 10 месяцев назад

    Editing in your videos is always S-tier

  • @talal3c
    @talal3c 7 месяцев назад

    yo sird used to watch u back then glad to see youre still doing well g

  • @mcmitch1912
    @mcmitch1912 10 месяцев назад

    As a fellow electrician, can confirm I absolutely threaten to come take all my friends' electricity.

  • @burksweitzer5687
    @burksweitzer5687 10 месяцев назад

    Conflicted feelings. On one hand, I hate sweat. On the other, I love D; gameplay, Personality, voice, hell ya

  • @Sxraj
    @Sxraj 10 месяцев назад +1

    I’m glad I did this during the 12 man fireteam glitch 🗿

  • @RedJackz
    @RedJackz 10 месяцев назад

    I can't believe how much I started yelling at a video with people that can't hear me scream...
    TO YOUR LEFT!!!!!

  • @mikoexo2894
    @mikoexo2894 10 месяцев назад

    I remember my first Div run. Me and tow others graduated to Div b8*tch. Haha. I actually had a blast with Garden of Salvation....except for the final boss. That was hell. It took us almost two hours to beat the boss. Other than, I had fun. Thanks for sharing the Div run video. Brought back a lot of good memories.

  • @Spare_Timez
    @Spare_Timez 10 месяцев назад +2

    This is so painful I remember everything from my div run

  • @JJARCHIE
    @JJARCHIE 10 месяцев назад

    we got stuck on a 7 hour ( or was it 8 / 9 ) div run until we triggered the infinite damage phase - burned through all encounter except the boss lmao - one guy either dc'ed when boss died or was at Part 3 of the quest , he raged calmly

  • @Rex_Stuph
    @Rex_Stuph 10 месяцев назад

    This brought back trauma that i don't wish to relive.

  • @ilredelnulla9837
    @ilredelnulla9837 10 месяцев назад

    loving sird embracing the meme d2 is hard

  • @alexdavis6566
    @alexdavis6566 10 месяцев назад

    Him saying he's been using blink for years, but couldn't jump up on a simple block 😂🤣

  • @Besggs
    @Besggs 10 месяцев назад

    Bros edit is god level the batman with the blink had me dying

  • @jexter_xiii
    @jexter_xiii 10 месяцев назад +6

    I could NEVER play with Deus Vult. My undergarments would be INSTANTLY soiled

  • @m3tr0id86
    @m3tr0id86 10 месяцев назад +2

    Sometimes I do Div runs for shits and gigs. Seriously I have no problems doing those.

  • @mrcrabominable
    @mrcrabominable 10 месяцев назад

    There are people and communities solely dedicated to getting as many GOS sherpas as they possibly can, a couple of them being from our clan. I sherpa'd a group through a div run and it took almost 4.5 hours. I don't know how people do that all the time because it sure is exhausting.

  • @Jorge_NVL
    @Jorge_NVL 10 месяцев назад

    I love all your videos SirD you make my days better and better keep up the great work

  • @DefinitelyNotLars
    @DefinitelyNotLars 10 месяцев назад +2

    It's my boi Riley Reloaded in there
    He's quest to olo flawless all the dungeons is remarkably

  • @TheFeep185
    @TheFeep185 7 месяцев назад

    Seeing SirD using a grenade launcher on Consecrated and nobody mentioning that he should switch off physically hurt me

  • @sharkx8176
    @sharkx8176 10 месяцев назад

    IS THAT MY PAPA RYLEERELOADED, THE HOTWHEEL MAN HIMSELF? fuckin love him.

  • @motorhed__4333
    @motorhed__4333 10 месяцев назад

    This is funny asf man….. I love it! Lmao

  • @iansilver7376
    @iansilver7376 10 месяцев назад

    the last part of the div quest with the changing positions is a litmus test fr.

  • @sunshotwithanornament2475
    @sunshotwithanornament2475 10 месяцев назад +3

    And Walmart Jesus is here this should be good

  • @martinvraniskoski7379
    @martinvraniskoski7379 10 месяцев назад +1

    SirD tempting fate using that incredibles theme 😭

  • @voneddie204
    @voneddie204 10 месяцев назад

    i love his thumbnails 😮‍💨

  • @JM1992
    @JM1992 10 месяцев назад

    I remember I played with a blink user. The struggle he sometimes had in PvE lol.

  • @Max_Pina
    @Max_Pina 10 месяцев назад +2

    The Lich line goes hard

  • @kevinmai5125
    @kevinmai5125 5 месяцев назад

    That last puzzle for div sucked 30 minutes of my life away it was a nightmare

  • @killed_by_the_architect-829
    @killed_by_the_architect-829 10 месяцев назад

    LOL, started hawking his $&!t right from the jump.

  • @prith_861
    @prith_861 10 месяцев назад

    This video cured my depresion , thank you

  • @bungietwab4868
    @bungietwab4868 10 месяцев назад

    The editing in your videos...❤❤❤❤

  • @abagofT
    @abagofT 10 месяцев назад

    Struggling through a Div run truly is a rite of passage

  • @spongeow3815
    @spongeow3815 10 месяцев назад

    Oh damn it's our parking lot prophet RyleeReloaded himself!

  • @platinumclaw
    @platinumclaw 10 месяцев назад

    I feel like schools should use the final Div puzzle as some sort of test or something

  • @Bransburk
    @Bransburk 10 месяцев назад

    Love the video!! Thank you!

  • @inoble8133
    @inoble8133 10 месяцев назад

    BEST MERCH IVE EVER SEEN WTH! I usually don buy merch but i gotta get one

  • @wh1speryb00t8
    @wh1speryb00t8 7 месяцев назад

    This video gives me PTSD to all the Div sherpas I did in the past. Never again

  • @jurionov5358
    @jurionov5358 10 месяцев назад

    The thumbnails and titles go hard

  • @kyuunadofureatsuri3629
    @kyuunadofureatsuri3629 10 месяцев назад

    Oh good, your Div run went as quickly as my clans one when we only had one player who knew the raid. That makes me feel less bad about it.

  • @SmN67_
    @SmN67_ 10 месяцев назад

    Superb Content & Editing as usual 👏🏻

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 10 месяцев назад +2

    "I am hard" -SirD 2024

  • @olilascelles5103
    @olilascelles5103 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’m an electrical apprentice and that is how I threaten people