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KINGDOM HEARTS - Episode 3 | SnapCube's Real-Time Fandub
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- Published on Feb 13, 2026
- After again waking to find himself stranded in a strange new world, Sora weighs the meaning of his prior actions with the help of some animals who are not doing great.
SERIES CAST:
HOLLY - / hollow_tones
PENNY - / snapcube
SOPHIE - / sophiebaybey
DOLLIP - / dollip
JENNY - / chongoshow
MAR - / markatoto
WAYNE - / wayneradiotv
BAAULP - / baaulp
SCORPY - / socpens
GIR - / mastergir
LOG - / logmore
MIKE - / spaghoner
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I really love the juxtaposition of a bunch of Mar's roles just peaking the mic every second and then aerith just being "eueuhhsjhsbbbsjsjnnnsms☺️"
“This morality shit is easy” is an all timer
A classic for a reason
Penny said on tumblr that she had a lot of difficulty refraining from quoting this line, and I get it.
Oh my gosh I was JUST about to type this lmaoo
This needs to be a clip.
17:21
Listen, I know it just comes down to the simple premise of “loud = funny,” but any time Iago opened his mouth just made me burst into uncontrollable laughter.
also the fact that every time he speaks he introduced himself as iago first😭😭
**HELLO IT'S ME IAGO I'M HAPPY YOU FOUND ME HUMOROUS**
It's also a really good Gilbert Gottfried impression
I love that everyone is on the same page about hating Iago with such a burning passion that Jafar interrupted the big climactic fight to call a truce SPECIFICALLY to maim Iago.
Gives me the same vibes as "WARIOOO! GONNA WINNN!"
Crazy how Abu just dies in the sandpit and then never returns lmaooo
He went to Whinnie the Pooh land
ITS CONFIRMED
ABU DID DIE IN THE SANDPIT
@mistamemewideIt’s funny because when you’re in the cave in agrabah Aladdin uses him to touch the statue things!
Despite the story being focused around cardiology, I’m noticing the three main destiny islanders’ teeth have come up a lot. Sora’s dental hygiene is impeccable, enough that Maleficent wants to use it for her own evil plans, Riku only brushes once a month, and Kairi? She ate all the calcium.
Watch ansem be a dentist
@Morg.org623 All teeth lead to darkness
I can't wait for KH2 when they reveal Roxas is a dentist
teeth health are connected to the heart health
15:48 Sora saying he learned a lesson about killing only for him to immediately kill something else killed me
D O U B L E K I L L
It's a simple one but "genie, I wish for 50 dollars!" Is fucking destroying me, every joke about how badly Aladdin uses his wishes is extremely funny
"TWO MILLION! TWO MILLION IS A BIGGER NUMBER!"
Fuckin Aladdin going "I never thought about it too much" while Donald's screaming "IT'S NOT HARD" from off screen always just kills me
I like how Aladdin's understanding of numbers in general is so comically bad that he can't count AND 50 was the highest number he could go. Real double whammy there
@TeeJayRivers What the hell is a million? You have strange words wherever you're from
In Chain of Memories he uses two of his three wishes on killing 10 shadow heartless, something he can very easily do in-game
32:31 idk why but the way Wayne says "beautiful scarab beetle" has been stuck in my head its just so pleasant
it's so smooth I swear
Lmao I was literally thinking the same thing, idk why he said it like that but it’s comforting and funny as hell.
I love how Hades talks like he doesn't know what's going on at any given moment. And how Jafar is super polite for no reason
They call that delivery the Socpen Special
The fact that Rabbit calling Sora a minority actually having some consistency, since near the end Maleficent calls Riku ”one of the good ones.” Crazy.
Oh and Baaulp bringing in RTVS’ joke of DJ Khaled getting his fame from a genie wish is fantastic
Children are a protected class in Disney Worlds. Ageism is rampant.
What is rtvs?
@SylvanusRayllradio tv solutions.
@SylvanusRayll RadioTVSolutions, the hlvrai group
@SylvanusRayllRadio TV Solutions. It's the friend/creator group that Wayne, Log, Holly, and Baaulp are part of.
Edit: I FORGOT SCORPY AND GIR. they are also part of that.
37:39 Good golly, that's hilarious. Maleficent trying to play off caressing Riku is my favorite joke so far. The way she goes from sinister to frazzled hits so hard.
We never seen those hands being washed.
She's trying to preempt the allegations
Maleficent is a groomer confirmed
I love how she immediately starts gaslighting him 😂
Holy sht its shady !!!!!
32:04 I RECOGNIZE THE WEREHOG SCREAM ANYWHERE Y'ALL AREN'T SLICK
"That was close!" - Alladin and no one else
Oh. That's why I thought it was Goku.
I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY OMG
That’s genuinely how I figured out it was Mar doing the sound effects.
18:26 This is my favorite improv "No." so far because the awkward silence makes it seem like Leon is embarrassed that he just got caught in a weird lie or something
"a smackerel of gochujang" is such a golden phrase
big respect to baaulp integrating his obscure ass joke of dj khaled being a kid who had a genie wish to become a famous producer into this dub
it’s so specific it’s killing me
i was hoping they were gonna do that
I thought it was about how Genie sang a song with DJ Khaled in the live-action film
@redmii4008 RTVS has a running joke about major and minor celebrities gaining their fame and wealth through genie wishes. DJ Khaled, Eric Adams, and Chris Bores are all “genie boys.” They’ve been talking about having a genie stream where they make a tier list of all their favorite genie boys for a couple years now.
@ElvenSonic i think they also believe andrew cuomo is a genie boy
28:02
I’m sorry not enough people are talking about this bit
“That’s not even what I wanted!!” 😭😭😂😂 like the barely contained composure during the line delivery had me ROLLING
This and Maleficent the Molester made me double over laughing
having each of the hundred-yard acre’s voices revealed one by one felt like getting continuously shot in the chest. it good
It indeed good
@Krumpins you break rule. only one sound. me crash out.
I break rule too. Me dumb
It cat. It yum
Fuuun stuuuuff~
Clayton predicting that the afterlife is the Hundred Acre Wood is on par with Alfred predicting Prison Island blowing up. Absolutely hilarious. Also, damn, I didn't think it was possible for Eeyore to sound even more depressed.
i mean the difference is, one knew that was going to happen, the other had no actual real idea
@VeenanNorvius No Wayne actually had no idea, he Wayned it
@VeenanNorvius I mean it's improv, he didn't think his bit with Clayton would lead to a whole mini arc where Sora is dead in the Hundred Acre Wood afterlife
It wasn't a prediction, they did Hundred Acre Would that way *because* of Clayton's lines
@GenderFrame Wayne is a Kingdom Hearts fan, they knew that hundred acre woods was in the game.
I literally just got that the reason the song says "We're so messy and complicated" is because it's the opposite of Simple and Clean holy shit lmao
14:20 God, them all yelling to be released from this torment of hell, only for their screams to be cut off from the book closing, is killing me! 😂😂😂😂
Easy come easy go I suppose
Mar as tigger took me tf out
i know right, i was dying laughing.
Mar as Tigger is probably one of the best characters yet in this dub next to Pooh. The spot on Tigger impression but immediately dropping it to beg and plead like his family's about to get whacked by the cartel was tonal whiplash
"Winnie the Pooh :)"
7:58 I adore Mar's delivery of "I LOVE GOAD And JesesUS", as well as Rabbit just being a male karen
_"HMM, I WONDER WHERE HE IS NOW"_
@BlueOrder"Well... I guess I'm gonna go find out!"
@crossdusty08 "By JUMPIN! WAAHOOHOOOOOO!"
"That was pretty good huh? Goodbye!"
Ever since this episode came out, I absolutely cannot stop thinking about “I’m bouncing on it!” It’s such a strong start
24:28 his contentness... the joy and beauty in his eyes...
He has so much appreciation for the world…
I'm still trying to understand why Morrow's Might from FFXIV of all songs is playing here
@iaxacs3801 Disney probably has “Friend Like Me” in a vice grip lol. I reckon Morrow’s Might is a pretty solid alternative
Woah! The beauty in his eyes?
@iaxacs3801 its a good song for a boy aged 2 to 23 to listen to when learning about genie magic
This morality shit is easy. Can we go back to the hotel
I'm tired from dying.
36:05 HOLY FUCK THIS IS WHY ANSEM HAS THE CD IN THE INTRO
That's a great attention to detail 😂
OH YES FINALLY!! I have been wondering about this for the longest time
Where is that clip of Ansem from anyway, i don't remember it from any prerendered cutscenes
@xacmashe3852they made it in blender specifically for this joke, it's insane
@xacmashe3852 it was apparently fanmade just for the dub intro
26:10 IDK why but "Sora FLIP" got me so bad XD
between "i think it's good that you died" and this reminding me of "GORDON SPRINT!" the HLVRAI DNA was in this one
Youth roll!
it's like the most vocally emotive holly ever gets while playing the character, the only thing that brings sora any kind of excitement or heightened emotion is when he is executing Sora Flip
@camelatblue that and the scream at the start of episode one
*"Sora flip!"*
He does two spins, fuckin kills me
Sora aging in reverse would be the least confusing thing about Kingdom Hearts canon if it were true.
"Oh a minority!!!!" - Rabbit (Kingdom Hearts 2002)
20:21 the lip movement on jafar is PERFECT
I absolutely cannot give enough credit to Penny for doing the Goofy "GOYLE" noise for every. single. fight. Perfection. Absolute cinema.
BOIL!
the donald silence scene is so funny jesus
it's just as good as "i've captured you 17 different times" from the 06 dub 😭
The rhyme with "minority" and "authorities" keeps sending me
9:54 *"Why would you do that? I'm now stuck with the burden of hope."* That line is going to live rent free in my head forever. 😂😂😂😂
Very underrated bit was Donald constantly trying to get the genie wish in the background of everything else happening in the Aladdin section.
22:15 I love how serious jasmine is. The straight guy to the extreme.
You can keep any jokers you find in the shop, Gooby.
This might be a good spot to find some Jonklers!
Any hand I want, huh, Jimbo, I wish for 50 chips!
I was waiting for the moment that tweet of Penny QRTing the news about the pope saying "exactly one joke from the kingdom hearts real-time fandub just became dated" would come into play
Which was that?
I wanna know too
Tigger will make a great pope
@Brainyman37I assume there'll be a pope joke in EP 4 or 5
@sprightlyoaf9583There was already a pipe joke with Tigger.
Crawling into a hole in the earth while saying ‘l’ll find my way to the real afterlife yet’” is fucking _metal_
“Eventually I’ll be judged.” Me thinking about Allah like
Girl this is so me when I’m here to ruin everything
“If only we were in hell, there would be an answer at least”
“If I eat enough people I can go to the Christian heaven!” *_cracks open history book menacingly_* have I got an unfun fact for you
The reaction image soil is _fertile_ here
MY FUTURE IS BEHIND ME
JD Vance talks about how he could totally be the next pope (colorized, abstracted)
I love those that Deep Jungle is something the cast just forgets about which gives off so many implications.
It’s a subtle reference to how the rest of the Kingdom Hearts games forgot about Tarzan because of copyright.
The Burroughs estate got them.
But given the world is excluded from Chain of Memories, I think Sora might have forgotten about it in the actual timeline
Easy come easy go I suppose
@AbsolXGuardianNamine was paid under the table not to put that one back in there
Fascinated at how they still remember some specific things from it like Sabor and the cats, but not the location itself.
me when i’m messy and complicated
me when i'm complicated and messy
She complicates on me until I messy
Who up complicating they mess rn fr
Really wasn't expecting Poohgatory
sophie in character telling hollys character "i think its good that you died" floored me. especially bc iirc in her streams she admitted she forgot that was a holly joke until recently
I like how these arent Pooh's friends in the dub. Pooh says that all of his friends have already moved on without him, so these are just other people/food that are stuck in purgatory with him xD
I like to imagine that since they all have messed up memories maybe these ARE his friends, but his memory is all messy, so he doesn't recognize them and thinks he's all alone. (Best shown by Piglet calling him Pooh even though Pooh doesn't recognize Piglet)
@digitalfantasies4570 we need more people making comprehensive theories for this fever dream of a dub
@clovercupcakes6018Id like to add onto it by saying that Pooh mentions how everyone eventually forgets themselves over time and everyone seems to know Pooh except the owl who seemed to fully accept his role as the narrator of limbo implying Pooh and the owl died first of the bunch then everyone else died much after for them to not be nearly as effected.
@clovercupcakes6018 ohhh i have a theory! the reason Sora dissapeared from Pooh bear limbo is because he found contentness in learning the moral lesson and moved on from limbo... which might indicate you dont move to heaven or hell or anything you just come back to life or something... considering how out of nowhere it was it'll prolly get explored in the dub later so this'll probably be wrong
@digitalfantasies4570 Also the fact that Owl says near the end that no one's ever escaped Limbo before Sora, thus Pooh's friends couldn't have possibly moved on without him. Thought it might also be a case of Owl's memories being faulty as well.
I love how everyone just drops everything they are doing to kill the goddamn bird.
"anyone ever tell you you look like a beautiful cherub" I might piss myself
This series got me into KH and because of it, any time I see baby a Riku without fail I go: “has anyone told you you look like a beautiful cherub”. It’s such an absurdly good line.
24:28 Bro, everyone going dead silent when Donald appeared on screen, expecting him to have some lines, only for him to just stare at the Genie with the blankest of expressions, is killing me! 😂😂😂😂
Bro I had to pause i was crying
same vibes as in Sonic 06 when eggman just stared at elise
@cierad.341 Glad someone else made the connection 😂
funny how jasmine literally just disappears at the end of the Aladdin segment
The Winnie segment might just be the funniest goddamn thing Snapcube have participated in. Absolute Masterpiece of comedy.
16:43 *Sora trips* "Super Smash Bros. Brawl really needs an update soon"
Just in case anyone missed that
"Wait, what happened to the Jungle?"
"What Jungle?"
*Basically how Square Enix and Disney treated Deep Jungle after the first game*
22:23 Thank you for the new reaction image of Jasmine politely asking you to stop talking.
Baaulp was cooking up something fierce today
37:23 makes me laugh so hard idk why its so funny😭 its the only line captain hook has😭
Cant wait to see how balatro plays into this
im betting on it being a thing Jenny says
Hell yeah i love cilantro
*Jasmine*
>looks inside
Balatro of Memories
"A minority!" just eviscerated me
The zoom out during "Were you going to eat them, sir?" really made the bit.
The Donald stare is just as perfect as the egg man stare man 😭 so glad games have random character reactions to off screen characters talking
The reveal that Eeyore's voice isn’t from drowning, he just sounds like that normally
36:20 IS THIS WHY THERE'S A RECORD IN FRONT OF XEHANORT IN THE OPENING????
The carpet being a soundboard is the best thing ever
love the kind of megamind dynamic jasmine and jafar have going on
Conservative Rabbit makes so much sense, oh my god.
I remember there being a song in one of the movies where he sings about always being right no matter what so yeah.
Rabbit is basically the racist uncle in Winnie the Pooh canon
I wonder if baalp saw the old snapcube letsplay where they decided rabbit would be conservative or if it's just a beautiful case of parallel thinking
Kinda of wondering though what minority Sora is, to Rabbit. Boys aged 11 to 15 with army surplus running clown shoes?
In a world of talking forest animals/stuffed animals, a human-shsped boy is definitely a minority.
I mean, there WAS Christopher Robin, but...not anymore. (:
Taking all of the separated segments of 100 Acre and sewing them together into this and the improv just making it work naturally through the plot is so fucking funny and perfect.
such a variety of beliefs in winnie the poohs hundred acre limbo
32:48 "I wish your bracelets would go away."
*18 seconds later*
OHHHHH BUT THOSE WERE VIVIENNE WESTWOOOOD
5:53 I FORGOT THAT BAAULP JUST SAYS SHIT JESUS CHRIST
“Welcome to Agrabah! This is where I live! I love being here, and I want to live here!” Is one of my favorite lines
I love that Kaepora Gaebora's theme plays when the owl shows up hshdhhd
Such a good bit.
I was almost beginning to think I was the only one who noticed.
it took forever to find a comment talking about this i lost my shit the second i heard the music start playing 💀💀
In this episode: Maleficent proves she is the strongest Disney villain, by unleashing the power of gaslighting against young Riku. Mother Gothel was the student in using this forbidden technique against Rapunzel, but Maleficent remains the master.
I didn’t know maleficent was zhan tiri
Unfortunately this Riku is Immune to gaslighting but is only hanging around to help Kairi and Deal with Sora
I love how even as a child sora still sounds like a wise 78 year old man😭😭
Even though he is but a young boy of 11 remembering his childhood when he was but 20.
Guys, I don't think Sora can count any better than Aladdin.
He sounds like a man who'd get me a good deal on keyblades and keyblade accessories.
He sounds like a king of the hill character
the ripe young age of 20... seems so long ago for this sweet boy of 4 to 16.
the delivery of "it's a beautiful scarab beetle" at 32:29 is amazing
“This seems like a pretty apt punishment for all of the horrible things I’ve done in my life” took me absolutely out 😂😂😂
The Legend of Zelda Bird music at 10:45 is a mythical pull lmao
So glad they got the certified spiritual successor of Gilbert Gottfried to voice Iago for the fandub, the experience was almost indistinguishable and at least 34% more fresh!
I like how Alladin says "you guys have strange numbers where you're from!" even though we use the arabic numeral system
Holy fuck Goofy Balatro
35:14 LIVE SORIKU MOMENT
I can’t believe it’s canon
soricky🥹
@anonymousroottuber SORICKY 😭😭😭
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Still mad the horse didn't walk in
Still mad the horse didn't walk in
29:18 “Fire!!!! FirrreEOAUGH!” is absolutely a new fave for me
i really like goofy's sweater color, very nice highlighter yellow
a beautiful tennis ball green
@avoarphish8338 “I see you’ve added a tennis ball to your staff.”
@UTDR.Pluey.5000 "yes, I thought it'd be very fashionable."
@UTDR.Pluey.5000 "WILL YOU FUCKING STOP LOOKING AT THE TENNIS BALL IT'S NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE"
@UTDR.Pluey.5000 IT'S JUST TENNIS!
14:28 the doors of hell have been closed once more.
7:44 Love how Mar basically turned Tigger into a _yeongno_ from Korean folklore, seemingly by accident.
Lol i was thinking the same
earlier in the series Penny, when describing the creation of the universe, describes a Gnostic christian belief wherein the creator of the universe is actually evil and the real god didn't create anything. also seemingly by accident
@littlesnowflakepunk855 Kinda reminds me of the Master of Masters. Honestly her whole Heart backstory thing feels like an abridged retelling of Union Cross
"Not so fast Jafar!" sounded so genuine
I just realized…
In the trailers, it implies that episode 3 start off with the Winnie the Pooh world, Sora canonically died at the end of Deep Jungle, and Clayton kept talking about sending animals to the Hundred Acre Woods by killing them. So, is the Hundred Acre Woods the afterlife in this canon. Penny mentioned that they didn’t have time to put the Merlin cutscenes in so it would make perfect sense.
Called it!
Sora even got outta there (confirmed by Owl). Bro is a phoenix rising from the ashes.
@Anonymous-bk9xy He's Mr. Lightning Bolt
Bro we are in Poohgatory.
25:03 As someone who loves math and is named Al, I feel so seen rn.
weve found him. Al Gebra
30:09 Random trivia time:
Magma is underground and once it becomes exposed to the elements like air, it is defined as lava instead.
Feels like a weird classification. Why can't we say the same for things like water? Groundwater is still technically water
@hyperactiveofficial8096 I assume the exposure to the elements changes the composition in some way seeing as the heat and pressure are at their most intense as long as it isn't exposed to elements that might release them. So I'd guess magma is the substance at its most natural, while in lava state it has been altered somewhat from its initial state. I'm just speculating here, there's probably some more scientific explanation out there somewhere.
We're learning a lot about geology today, but not a lot about the heart.
@Arexion5293 I guess that makes sense. Too bad this doesn't teach me anything about the how the heart works though 😔
”It’s me, the tiger! And i’m here to ruin everything!” Is pretty much Tigger in most Winnie the pooh media
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10/10, best carpet noise
One of my favorite underrated bits from these is Cid's obsession with selling Gummi blocks cuz you know that bit 100% stems from Scorpy's own experience with Kingdom Hearts and finding the very concept of him selling nothing but toy blocks hilarious
The WayneradioTV/Snapcube universal merge is the greatest thing to ever happen to me
The storybook slowly closing on Hundred Acre Woods while everyone was screaming is such a good bit god damn
Iago voice is 100% accurate.
12:55 the way this was probably recorded amid the conclave oh my god
WAIT WAS THIS THE JOKE THAT BECAME DATED WHATTTT
I cannot fathom how everyone didn't lose it when Baaulp said "I wish to live a simple, Daoist life!" after crashing out at home invaders, some of the funniest shit he's ever said
Finally, Sora has reached Poohgatory.
Depressed Pooh knowing about nutty putty cave is sending me to hell and back I'm sobbing
32:04 NOT THE WEREHOG SCREAM
30:24 new stim unlocked, thank you
"This morality shit is easy" will become part of my daily lexicon
1:02 Sora spends a minute talking to Pooh and already assumes he's in hell, off to a great start.
23:20 Is anyone else gonna talk about the fact that Aladdin's small monkey supposedly dies in the quicksand and is just gone???
Easy come easy go I suppose
Hes part of the woods now
What a weird dog
@Nanaten Someone told me weird dogs can be okay, though, is he okay?
you mean APU