I was in the hospital last September for a few days. The bloodsuckers would come in and wake me up to take my blood. I said can't ya'll take my blood without waking me. She laughed.
Just introduced a coworker to the Moron Brothers...I think he is hooked...got us some new material to whip out on the other crews... they think we are so clever! Thanks Lardo and Burley!
I went to the hospital for a procedure and this big nurse came in and she said, "I'm going to have to knock you out." I pleaded with her, "There ain't no reason to get physical, I was only thinking that you wuz overweight, but I never said a word." At that very moment the Doc walked in and said, "She ain't gonna hit you, she's just going to give you a shot." With a bit of relief, I replied, "Well I'm sorry I misunderstood, but I gave up the moonshine years ago. A nice glass of root beer and a bologna sandwich would be nice." The Doc looked at me kinda side-ways like and sternly said, "A shot in the arm with a needle so you will go to sleep, we do the procedure, and then you wake up in our recovery room. Do have any further questions?" I looked at the Doc and said, "Just one, after this is all done, will I be able to play my Banjo?" The Doc seemed to relax and said, "Afterwards, You will be able to play your Banjo like there's no tomorrow."
Last time I went to the doctor he wanted to check my prostate. He told me to drop my strides and crusties, bend over with my hands on the desk. He went round behind me and and said, "There'll be a bit of pressure down there, just relax." and he put his hand on my shoulder. "Just relax" he said, then he put his other hand on my other shoulder.........
You guys are more fun than chunking baby chickens out in a hail storm I'm just teasing I don't even have any baby chickens.................. ................................. I chunked them all out in the last hail storm 😜
I seen the same same doctor every other year for 20 years. He always me if I wanted to talk about man stuff.. I always said no except the last time.. He got all excited grabbed his note pad,, Then ask what did I want to ask.. I said it is about everything I eat.. Then wrote down everything he eats.. He looked up from the note pad then replied what about it.. I said no matter what I eat it turns to crap.. He shook his head and told me he should have known better,, We are friends.. A couple of my friends go to him and did the same thing.. But after the the first question he ask if they know me.. Just Sayin
That’s some fine picking oh country boy told the banker if you allow me some money I’ll tell you which of your I’s is glass it’s the one I can see some sympathy in
My doctor recommended getting one of those talking scales 'cause I was having trouble seeing the numbers. When I first tried it, it said one of you two fat guys better get off.
Lardo if you don't lose that weight you're going to wind up in the hospital with a heart attack stroke or diabetes Lord if you don't lose that way you're going to lined up in the hospital with a heart attack stroke or diabetes surely don't want that happening to you stop the Bologna when you're eating chicken take the skin off don't eat the chicken skin it will kill you layman terms gout you don't want that either and it's hurts to walk be safe with yourself sometimes you got to turn to God how to get the answer thank you keep safe
I watch ya’ll and suddenly I feel better! Thanks a million.
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I was in the hospital last September for a few days. The bloodsuckers would come in and wake me up to take my blood. I said can't ya'll take my blood without waking me. She laughed.
This is the best one yet very good
Thanks for the laughs boys ! Love Y'all ❤️
Just introduced a coworker to the Moron Brothers...I think he is hooked...got us some new material to whip out on the other crews... they think we are so clever! Thanks Lardo and Burley!
Im still catching up on these videos and laughing my self to death. Thank y'all for good clean Christian comedy
You guys are great.
The best stories, are the real ones, humor included.
That's funny i had a feeling he was going to say that about the juice 😂😂😂😂
I went to the hospital for a procedure and this big nurse came in and she said, "I'm going to have to knock you out."
I pleaded with her, "There ain't no reason to get physical, I was only thinking that you wuz overweight, but I never said a word."
At that very moment the Doc walked in and said, "She ain't gonna hit you, she's just going to give you a shot."
With a bit of relief, I replied, "Well I'm sorry I misunderstood, but I gave up the moonshine years ago. A nice glass of root beer and a bologna sandwich would be nice."
The Doc looked at me kinda side-ways like and sternly said, "A shot in the arm with a needle so you will go to sleep, we do the procedure, and then you wake up in our recovery room. Do have any further questions?"
I looked at the Doc and said, "Just one, after this is all done, will I be able to play my Banjo?"
The Doc seemed to relax and said, "Afterwards, You will be able to play your Banjo like there's no tomorrow."
This made me happy cause I couldn't play a pick on that Banjo before!
My Dad actually did the thing with the vial. My Mom was there at the time, and she couldn't stop laughing.
ILOVE watching yall buddy Moody Poplaville Mississippi
"I can't hit it from there!" and "Let's run it through again." If there's a category for urine specimen jokes, those are the best! 😂🧪🔬
Last time I went to the doctor he wanted to check my prostate. He told me to drop my strides and crusties, bend over with my hands on the desk. He went round behind me and and said, "There'll be a bit of pressure down there, just relax." and he put his hand on my shoulder. "Just relax" he said, then he put his other hand on my other shoulder.........
You guys are more fun than chunking baby chickens out in a hail storm
I'm just teasing I don't even have any baby chickens..................
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I chunked them all out in the last hail storm 😜
HAHAHA! Great stuff my friends!
LOL Love yall so much God Bless yall
I really like to hear you two tell every day things that happen, you guys are hilarious... 🤣 😂
Play those musical strings... HAHA
You boys you boys
Great stuff !!
You fellas gave me a hearty laugh. It’s been a while.
You boys are funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn you guys.
I got a cramp in my side.
I seen the same same doctor every other year for 20 years. He always me if I wanted to talk about man stuff.. I always said no except the last time.. He got all excited grabbed his note pad,, Then ask what did I want to ask.. I said it is about everything I eat.. Then wrote down everything he eats.. He looked up from the note pad then replied what about it.. I said no matter what I eat it turns to crap.. He shook his head and told me he should have known better,, We are friends.. A couple of my friends go to him and did the same thing.. But after the the first question he ask if they know me.. Just Sayin
howdy from up in Ohia
I know a man that actually did that apple juice trick. His name is Joe Strahan!
the subtitles sure help x:D
That’s some fine picking oh country boy told the banker if you allow me some money I’ll tell you which of your I’s is glass it’s the one I can see some sympathy in
My doctor recommended getting one of those talking scales 'cause I was having trouble seeing the numbers. When I first tried it, it said one of you two fat guys better get off.
Love it!
So these guys are from Kentucky. No wonder Mitch McConnell keeps getting elected. Drumshot!
nice
I've heard people living to 100 years old on cigarettes and alcohol play X1 Uptown classic doctor
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Did the doctor grab your wallet and say "cough?"
good joke you guys
Lardo if you don't lose that weight you're going to wind up in the hospital with a heart attack stroke or diabetes Lord if you don't lose that way you're going to lined up in the hospital with a heart attack stroke or diabetes surely don't want that happening to you stop the Bologna when you're eating chicken take the skin off don't eat the chicken skin it will kill you layman terms gout you don't want that either and it's hurts to walk be safe with yourself sometimes you got to turn to God how to get the answer thank you keep safe
you guys need new material!
Give the guy a break he’s got amnesia
You need a new YT account xD Is that your 100th account so you can go around and be a keyboard warrior? HAHHAHA!