I had to listen to the audio from his arrest like six times in a row it was amazing. Imagine having so little shame that you scream and shriek like a goblin crying and begging and blubbering not to go to big bad jail.
Why does this man make me SO HEAVILY uncomfortable. Like, I’ve never really considered myself one to judge off of looks but oh my god he’s so uncanny it makes me physically ill.
Oh he is disgusting and I think he looks disgusting I mean for real if you were a girl you would never let this man even finger f##k you down there no matter how much you drank.
I'm an avid watcher of documentaries on degenerates on the internet, yet I had never heard of this guy. Love that you introduced my brain to this individual, great content man, keep it up!
This man has severe developmental delay. He is a full-grown adult with the mindset of a child. I feel bad that there isn't a better place for people like him to be safe from themselves and for others to be safe from them. I really, as much as it bothers me, think that people with this severe of debilitation need to be found incompetent. They need to be taken care of.
Agreed, hence my comment on the Daniel Larson video. Asylums existed for this reason, they kept these individuals and the public safe from each other. I’m not saying nothing bad ever happened in them, but a lot of that is blown up by Hollywood.
Bro, not only were those his girls kids but he also NEVER MET THEM OR INTERACTED WITH THEM IN ANY WAY yet he acted like he was step-father of the year lol.
Don’t know how this got recommended to me because I’ve never really known anything about this guy, just heard his name come up and I’ve never heard of this creator but I’m subbing instantly because my jaw has been dropped for the entire video. This Cyraxx guy is batshit and this Nick Nobody guy is absolutely fantastic.
This creep is like Jim Carrey zombie version... Ladies, this is what happens to your kids when you drink, smoke or use drugs while pregnant: Your children looks like they just came out of the Wrong Turn movies franchise.
If his grandma reacted like that and even just closed the door and left to her grandson threatening to “kill himself” he obviously uses threats to end his life as a manipulation tactic and his grandma knows he’s just bluffing because I’d be willing to bet he does this ALL THE TIME. And I almost think if he uses a stylus MULTIPLE TIMES to threaten to stab himself it leads me to believe he doesn’t even have access to “dangerous things” like even butter knives because he does this so often his family hides them.
He said "i wrote that wrong" lol. Either Cyrax thinks the past tense of 'right' is 'roght,' or he thinks the official expression is "Write a wrong." Like on paper.
When death by design was doing the calls with his aunt it was a major shift in how i looked at the goblin. Mainly because it switched from it being about cyrax to it being about others. For example death by design literally posted a picture of the goblins mom in a school yearbook picture, and of course all of the comments were making fun of her for dying in a fire. Why? This is about cyrax not her. I think sometimes the people who follow lolcows are just as depraved as they are.
That's just the internet in general. You're going to have younger people trying to be edgy to be cool, people just being dicks just because, people trying to fit in with a group, and people that take shit way too seriously instead of just watching out of curiosity or to laugh
I really honestly try not to judge people by their appearance but got damn this little goblin looks like something out of an anime... I feel bad for the cops that had to touch that thing.
I mainly enjoyed all the various ventures he did such as his movie (especially the ending), his live music performance (where he plays actual Shadowblade's album off Spotify.....with ads) on his MIDI keyboard, the live shadow boxing & rap battles, and Suicide is bad PSA.
Damn I totally forgot to add the cyrax shadow boxing era! I had clips recorded and everything. I wanted to do a super comprehensive breakdown but the vid woulda been 50 hours long.
First time viewer here I really enjoyed the video definitely earned a sub. I had never heard about this guy before & your video has me hooked to know more about him please make another video about his shadow boxing career
I actually have some really mixed feelings about Sally. In one regard, she is a wonderful woman who took in her disabled grandson without any hesitation and has since provided him with a secure place to call his home where he will always be sheltered and loved unconditionally by her for as long as she is alive. At the same time, she took things too far by coddling Chance to the point where he has grown to develop into a twisted narcissistic predator with an ego so self inflated that he refuses to listen to reason and instead lashes out at a world that sees him for what he truly is. It's hard to blame her for the person that Chance has grown up to be but she definitely contributed towards it.
They're like an old married couple. Marty knows all of raxx's buttons and in what order to push them in to have his eyes going completely different directions and whipping his dick out
It bothers me SO MUCH when he refers to his gf's kids as his son and his daughter. He's never even met any of his girlfriends' kids, which is definitely for the best. But the way he talks about them is so very creepy.
I wish i could loop those goblin screams together as an ASMR to go to sleep to.. Raxxo's screams just soothe the soul Also: wuz goodie, wuz goodie, wuz goodie!
Let it also be known that Marty’s beef with Cyraxx started after Chance asked Marty for nudes of his recently deceased ex gf Jamie. Pretty horrible and disgusting in itself as Cyraxx has zero self awareness as well as an inability to accept accountability which is the likes of which Ive never seen before in this world...
It makes me livid to hear Chance call Billy a "rapist". I hope Billy has a long and wonderful life. He deserves it after having to deal with the scab covered attic goblin.
That's such a great moment in a scene with like 50 great moments. From 'Let it all out, Chance,' to 'Ed call Karen right now!' to 'Mommy help me I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail! I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!' Even the 'Why? WHY?' and the immediate crying when the cuffs go on is brilliant. I never get tired of watching it. Ever. It fills me with happiness and joy, every time.
12:42 😂 Just hops into the stream screaming almost incoherently. “DO YOU WANT ME TO END MY LIFE“. 13:45 “You had phone seggs with a regard”. “Let it go, Morty… thats old”! “That was three days ago. Lol”. I saw the full stream. Tangerine Cat and Strawberry Sunshine are both his ex girlfriends. Tangerine Cat broke up with him because he was cheating, and he tried playing victim. Here, Strawberry Sunshine was his girlfriend in that video. Morty exposed him on stream with Cheating with minors. Strawberry Sunshine broke up with him on stream.
My dyslexic ass was terrified that Cyriak (A+ animator/artist) had some horrible alter ego. Took less than a minute to realize this man probably couldn’t figure out how to download photoshop.
dude man bro dude homie and dude bro thank you for making all these videos. i have been going down the rabbit holes and letting you guide me through the chaos of these peoples content and it has been fascinating. please keep it up you are going places!
MusicBizMarty might not be a lolcow, but his attempts at branching out into trolling lolcows aside from Chance have been pretty lame. Marty's main issue is that he and Cyraxx effectively grew old together. He and Chance feed off each other.
Cyraxx: shout out to four people 1. His family (not a person) 2. God (also not a person) 3. His girl (okay) 4. His son (he doesn’t have one) 5. His daughter (wait wasn’t it four people? Also he doesn’t have one) 😂
Think that's the majority of the reason he has all the issues he has mentally and obviously physically. The predator stuff might just be passed down in the family
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He has achieved more than you in life. At least, so far. So you're beneath him.
I better get to rapping and drifting then
You're sus if you defend cyrax and he hasn't achieved anything, he's a loser, like you.
He is technically above all of us because he is above ground level in an attic
@@Mewdo45Don't forget about his time living down in the moldy root cellar 😅
So true! I would love to be him!
Dude is literally the guy your parents warn you about
He's the kid in the neighborhood everyone crossed the street to avoid
lol more like the loud noisy neighbor
Crackhead, cracked, crackhead
Cyrax constantly sounds like hes doing a bad impression of himself, also the way his smile fades when the girl kissed him and gagged was priceless
Threatening to kill himself with a pen and the “that was 3 days ago” clip made me laugh so hard 😂😂
Let it go!!!
Same pen he put up his ass 😭
the second and third attempts with the same thing is what killed me, I'm still dead
I love how his eyes are facing different directions at all times
One eye’s going for chocolate, the other’s coming back with the change…
Thats evil brother...
He's seeing someone on the side
lazy eye is real
@@Kremmen2001Wrong, the one eye is looking for children
I had to listen to the audio from his arrest like six times in a row it was amazing. Imagine having so little shame that you scream and shriek like a goblin crying and begging and blubbering not to go to big bad jail.
I DONT WANNA GO TO JAIL
@@realnicknobodyED ED ED
I screamed for help and you didn't come 😢
Marty: you had phone sex with a regard
Cyrax: let it go marty thats old
Marty: it was 3 days ago 😂
Cracks me up everytime
Birds of a feather, though.
Since he has the mentality of a child, 3 days probably feels like a long time for him 😂
@@ijustrealllylikecats yeah he has no grasp on time or money whatsoever lol
What made him this way?
What is the attraction?
What keeps us fascinated?
This is the story of Cyraxx.
On my life that goes hard when written down
Oh god don't remind Me I watched every single one of those videos
is that a reference?
Chester rolls in his grave everytime someone plays that Cyraxx clip...........
Buddy is spinning down there right now
I would be fine being dead if one of my fans was cyraxx
@SpentLast 😆
He looks like a random fucked up pirate npc you see in the background of a ship
Scuffed jack sparrow
Captain Crack Sparrow
I got so scared when he said shout out to my kids... thank you for correcting that and putting my heart at ease
The chester to cyrax scream had me dyin 😂😂😂
Side by side it’s almost identical
@@realnicknobodylmao
He got the dogsh*t beat out of him and he calls that "Showing up and showing out" LMFAOOOOOOO
Raxx started living that life and forgot all the hard work that got him that imaginary record deal.
Chase wilkins*
it was realllll
I like how he thanked his entire family as one person. Thank you BBR.
Why does this man make me SO HEAVILY uncomfortable. Like, I’ve never really considered myself one to judge off of looks but oh my god he’s so uncanny it makes me physically ill.
Cyrax has that effect on most you’re not alone
He is grotesque inside and out, there is no upside to him
Oh he is disgusting and I think he looks disgusting I mean for real if you were a girl you would never let this man even finger f##k you down there no matter how much you drank.
I'm an avid watcher of documentaries on degenerates on the internet, yet I had never heard of this guy.
Love that you introduced my brain to this individual, great content man, keep it up!
Thank you! Very happy to introduce you to cyrax!
This man has severe developmental delay. He is a full-grown adult with the mindset of a child. I feel bad that there isn't a better place for people like him to be safe from themselves and for others to be safe from them. I really, as much as it bothers me, think that people with this severe of debilitation need to be found incompetent. They need to be taken care of.
Agreed, hence my comment on the Daniel Larson video. Asylums existed for this reason, they kept these individuals and the public safe from each other. I’m not saying nothing bad ever happened in them, but a lot of that is blown up by Hollywood.
agreeded
Bro, not only were those his girls kids but he also NEVER MET THEM OR INTERACTED WITH THEM IN ANY WAY yet he acted like he was step-father of the year lol.
I knoooow!💀
The way he talks about all his gf's kids, has always bothered me so much. It's actually disturbing.
If Gollum does go to jail, it’ll be a whole different precious ring they’ll destroy…
As disgusting as he looks i doubt it. They'll beat his ass, not pound it.
Ow Frodo you’re hurting me! When I said to destroy the ring….
@@ReverseRslash Ha!
Don’t know how this got recommended to me because I’ve never really known anything about this guy, just heard his name come up and I’ve never heard of this creator but I’m subbing instantly because my jaw has been dropped for the entire video. This Cyraxx guy is batshit and this Nick Nobody guy is absolutely fantastic.
This creep is like Jim Carrey zombie version...
Ladies, this is what happens to your kids when you drink, smoke or use drugs while pregnant: Your children looks like they just came out of the Wrong Turn movies franchise.
This man looks like my red dead character named Bilbo
If his grandma reacted like that and even just closed the door and left to her grandson threatening to “kill himself” he obviously uses threats to end his life as a manipulation tactic and his grandma knows he’s just bluffing because I’d be willing to bet he does this ALL THE TIME. And I almost think if he uses a stylus MULTIPLE TIMES to threaten to stab himself it leads me to believe he doesn’t even have access to “dangerous things” like even butter knives because he does this so often his family hides them.
As a resident of Akron Ohio, I'm shook to know such a creature is so close to me. Yikes.
When I see memes of people talking about how awful Ohio is, I feel like this guy has to be at least part of that reason.
He's gonna sneak up and getcha!
Cuyahoga Falls here..... its scary that i could meet him by accident but he probably doesnt even leave the attic like roger from american dad
@@ally9900 NOT ROGER FROM AMERICAN DAD 🤣🤣🤣
He said "i wrote that wrong" lol. Either Cyrax thinks the past tense of 'right' is 'roght,' or he thinks the official expression is "Write a wrong." Like on paper.
He might also think the saying is "to ride a wrong". Either way, it always cracks me up when I hear him say it. He truly is a special little "man".
Maybe he just accidentally miswrote the previous line and decided to be honest about it 😂
i just took a gulp of water when he started his '17 second scream'
it didn't end well
When death by design was doing the calls with his aunt it was a major shift in how i looked at the goblin. Mainly because it switched from it being about cyrax to it being about others. For example death by design literally posted a picture of the goblins mom in a school yearbook picture, and of course all of the comments were making fun of her for dying in a fire. Why? This is about cyrax not her.
I think sometimes the people who follow lolcows are just as depraved as they are.
That's just the internet in general. You're going to have younger people trying to be edgy to be cool, people just being dicks just because, people trying to fit in with a group, and people that take shit way too seriously instead of just watching out of curiosity or to laugh
"combed back his skullet" should not have made me laugh as hard as it did
I swear, this channel has become my new obsession...
Keep it up dude!
Thank you! Already working on the next one :)
You have made my day, good sir
I really honestly try not to judge people by their appearance but got damn this little goblin looks like something out of an anime... I feel bad for the cops that had to touch that thing.
At least he was clothed and did not bite.
me too. you’d prob need a hazmat suit as well bcuz of his stench
I mainly enjoyed all the various ventures he did such as his movie (especially the ending), his live music performance (where he plays actual Shadowblade's album off Spotify.....with ads) on his MIDI keyboard, the live shadow boxing & rap battles, and Suicide is bad PSA.
Damn I totally forgot to add the cyrax shadow boxing era! I had clips recorded and everything. I wanted to do a super comprehensive breakdown but the vid woulda been 50 hours long.
First time viewer here I really enjoyed the video definitely earned a sub. I had never heard about this guy before & your video has me hooked to know more about him please make another video about his shadow boxing career
@@unfocusedclover9050 will do! There’s so many awesome cyrax moments I cherry picked my favorite and most notable for this video :)
@@realnicknobody After I watched this video I looked through your catalog of videos you could definitely do more long form videos
I actually have some really mixed feelings about Sally. In one regard, she is a wonderful woman who took in her disabled grandson without any hesitation and has since provided him with a secure place to call his home where he will always be sheltered and loved unconditionally by her for as long as she is alive. At the same time, she took things too far by coddling Chance to the point where he has grown to develop into a twisted narcissistic predator with an ego so self inflated that he refuses to listen to reason and instead lashes out at a world that sees him for what he truly is. It's hard to blame her for the person that Chance has grown up to be but she definitely contributed towards it.
I seen alot of great documentaries on the goblin and this is another one to add to the list. Great work
Honestly nobody handles the goblin of Akron like Marty can.
They're like an old married couple. Marty knows all of raxx's buttons and in what order to push them in to have his eyes going completely different directions and whipping his dick out
This is a great intro to Cyrax! Always good to see coverage of this guy who is an actual threat to the people around him.
It's always shocking to see how delusional the goblin is. He surpasses DSP and i thought DSP was massively delusional.
What really crazy is that he takes it further way beyond with his dumb delusions.
4:56 this was like a scene from a low budget horror movie.
Scuffed asmongold
Ooof man I never saw that until you mentioned it
Lol glad I'm not the only one who sees this
It bothers me SO MUCH when he refers to his gf's kids as his son and his daughter.
He's never even met any of his girlfriends' kids, which is definitely for the best. But the way he talks about them is so very creepy.
3:55 threw Sally right under the bus. She protects him from harm but he would not do the same. I would bet my Bloodshot music record deal on it.
Youre so underrated. But youll blow up soon. Great job on these videos man! Super entertaining
Thank you so much!
I was hoping he would do the ram ranch records deal... he deserves that position in life
I would’ve loved to hear cyrax say “shout ram ranch records”
How are people like this even real, and how did he even get into relationships?!
anything is possible i guess.
Ohio
I wish i could loop those goblin screams together as an ASMR to go to sleep to.. Raxxo's screams just soothe the soul
Also: wuz goodie, wuz goodie, wuz goodie!
This should be shown in high-schools. This is what fetal alcohol syndrome looks like.
as someone with it, that couldnt be farther from the truth....... but go on
@neotokyo2418 how would you know? You have fetal alcohol syndrome
@@neotokyo2418Show us what you look like then lol
@@Rizlack nah im good
People with FAS are much less conspicuous in their behaviour. That's why you often don't even notice that they are handicapped.
Let it also be known that Marty’s beef with Cyraxx started after Chance asked Marty for nudes of his recently deceased ex gf Jamie. Pretty horrible and disgusting in itself as Cyraxx has zero self awareness as well as an inability to accept accountability which is the likes of which Ive never seen before in this world...
Music bizz Marty is like the Alex benson Leary of cyraxxx universe
i think "world star" actually sums this man up perfectly.
It makes me livid to hear Chance call Billy a "rapist". I hope Billy has a long and wonderful life. He deserves it after having to deal with the scab covered attic goblin.
If I were the planet Earth, I would file a restraining order against this goblin
never seen your content before, this video randomly popped up. I loved it, keep it up!
Thank you I appreciate it!
My favorite part of the arrest was Ed
Protester: "This is public property."
Ed: "NOT HERE AIN'T!!!"
That's such a great moment in a scene with like 50 great moments.
From 'Let it all out, Chance,' to 'Ed call Karen right now!' to 'Mommy help me I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail! I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!'
Even the 'Why? WHY?' and the immediate crying when the cuffs go on is brilliant.
I never get tired of watching it. Ever.
It fills me with happiness and joy, every time.
@@YTsux100pct._of-the-time.you forgot the whimper he does after the first I DONTWANNAGOTOJAIL 😂 SHIT IS TOO GOOD
@@andlemmejustsayJusThat whimper is just 🤌
10:34 i heard this but didnt listen to it and im like wait go back go back what? lmao cyraxx is a monster. no joke.
Gotta say man you are criminally underrated. If only everybody who watched subbed you’d be fucking booming. Keep it up pal cuz I’m loving these videos
Off-topic but I use your videos as a sleeping aid, Your voice is honestly the best not gonna lie.
Cyraxx sounds just like Chester that’s crazzyyy
When played side by side it’s hard to tell who’s who
In the Bender Boys scene, that Members Only jacket and sunglasses were 'borrowed' from Sally's closet.
They weren't Chance's.
Bro I’ve been sick for a few days and binged all your videos.. great content!
It’s funny when someone acts all tough and a gangster but turns into a coward when his actions catch up with him
I cant stop laughing at the Raxx scream cause my 3 mos old Husky pup was tilting her head & looking at my phone like "Ma watz dat ugly cat doing?" 😂
Cyraxx getting his ass beat was hilarious.
Out of all the bew raxxo docs this is spot on. Well done bravo
Thank you I appreciate it!
He makes the wrong turn look harmless
😆
Them imitating the pen to the neck is actually hilarious im ngl
As entertaining as I find the goblin to be, I’d prefer if he was offline permanently
I thoroughly enjoy your videos of weird internet people I never seen before
Oh so he has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. That definitely explains his appearance.
"I am still standing. Ya Boi is good! "
One of my favorite chess quotes
Proceeds to say he almost died 😂
I just watched both of your documentaries on Daniel Larson and now this one. Bro, you got a new fan. Good stuff!
Great, informative video on Rax. Keep up the crusade soldier. Subbed
Thank you I appreciate it!
12:42 😂
Just hops into the stream screaming almost incoherently. “DO YOU WANT ME TO END MY LIFE“.
13:45
“You had phone seggs with a regard”.
“Let it go, Morty… thats old”!
“That was three days ago. Lol”.
I saw the full stream. Tangerine Cat and Strawberry Sunshine are both his ex girlfriends. Tangerine Cat broke up with him because he was cheating, and he tried playing victim.
Here, Strawberry Sunshine was his girlfriend in that video. Morty exposed him on stream with Cheating with minors. Strawberry Sunshine broke up with him on stream.
Just discovered your channel but loving the videos so far
Thank you! I really appreciate it more to come!
Not even Spider-Man would fight this goblin
Best cyrax lore introduction vid
Thank you so much!
Informative and entertaining video, I didn't even know about this whole sordid debacle, and this sad individual.
My dyslexic ass was terrified that Cyriak (A+ animator/artist) had some horrible alter ego. Took less than a minute to realize this man probably couldn’t figure out how to download photoshop.
How old he is already bald and looks older than 60
say what u will but this dude could defiantly be the next cannibal corpse member.
Agreed
I love watching goblin rage
The 17 second scream sounds like when you take the brush attachment off a vaccum i swear
He should call himself DJ Shoulderblade 😂
Chance "I wrote my wrongs." Wilkins 🤣🤣🤣
I love your videos !! I hope you make more
Thank you! Just dropped a new one today :)
Chester's scream in "given up" is goated, but check out Of Mice & Men "you make me sick" for another epically long scream
it looks like a inbreed nightmare
dude man bro dude homie and dude bro thank you for making all these videos. i have been going down the rabbit holes and letting you guide me through the chaos of these peoples content and it has been fascinating. please keep it up you are going places!
Cyraxx getting arrested was so glorious
Whats even funnier is that he had beef with Danny Brown 😂
Not to mention that Akron is the same city LeBron is from 💀
Lovin your documentaries
The can of ravioli has me dying 😭
Cyrax is a walking negation of the "potential" argument against abortion.
MusicBizMarty might not be a lolcow, but his attempts at branching out into trolling lolcows aside from Chance have been pretty lame. Marty's main issue is that he and Cyraxx effectively grew old together. He and Chance feed off each other.
I can agree with this. Marty is only good at handling cyraxx.
@@ijustrealllylikecats makin it sound like he tamed a wild animal 💀
Marty bought real estate to troll Chance, you can't match that
@@residentsatanist5028 Yeah, Marty did go above and beyond the call of duty. Can't take that from him.
Cyraxx: shout out to four people
1. His family (not a person)
2. God (also not a person)
3. His girl (okay)
4. His son (he doesn’t have one)
5. His daughter (wait wasn’t it four people? Also he doesn’t have one)
😂
17:38 Call em Spider-Man with the way he slayed the Goblin lmao
This intro is making me happy, can’t wait😂 hAHAaHhahaha let’s laugh at the weird guy!
The Skyrim music during the fight caught me off guard, brilliant addition.
Blame his mom for drinking alcohol during pregnancy did him dirty.
Think that's the majority of the reason he has all the issues he has mentally and obviously physically. The predator stuff might just be passed down in the family
That's a reason, not an excuse. He is accountable for his actions.
Imagine not knowing cyraxx 💀
neighbor>>>
I don't have to, my days are filled with reality and joy instead of becoming an encyclopedia of pointless flesh bags
@squaredcircle1111 it basically means “Imagine not being in the know of the lolcow cyraxx”
@@JinxedLunchbox okay so you’re a daniel larson fan, gotcha 🤙
@squaredcircle1111 it was a joke doofus 😂
This is a good introduction to the Goblin, but there is so much more.
Every time you called him goblin, Jesus I just can’t… 😂😂😂
Among Raxx observers, "goblin" is the most common thing he's called. "Gollum-looking motherfucker" is a close second.