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  • @user-et9zu8iq2d
    @user-et9zu8iq2d 4 месяца назад +28709

    That from cry to laughing really hit hard

  • @Breadman16
    @Breadman16 4 месяца назад +27311

    Beans.

  • @samirmuhammad8655
    @samirmuhammad8655 3 месяца назад +3010

    He floated away, screaming. "You'll always be a dick to me, Richard."😂😂

    • @Gothicwolf727
      @Gothicwolf727 2 месяца назад +36

      I knew he was saying a little extra besides "you'll always be a dick". Thanks for this

    • @tuannguyenquoc5515
      @tuannguyenquoc5515 2 месяца назад

      I thought he said u’ll always be a ne- 💀

    • @ruinhellogames5409
      @ruinhellogames5409 2 месяца назад +21

      Why did I hear "You'll always be a Victim"

    • @jacobstevens7046
      @jacobstevens7046 25 дней назад +1

      ​@ruinhellogames5409 Because that's what he said

  • @maraudrr
    @maraudrr 3 месяца назад +3220

    This is basically "How much a dollar cost?" by Kendrick

    • @SillyStarstruck
      @SillyStarstruck 2 месяца назад +55

      that's what i was thinking

    • @pkmcd
      @pkmcd 2 месяца назад +28

      i was thinking that

    • @Doltri.
      @Doltri. 2 месяца назад +22

      i was literally bout to comment this😭

    • @jittredd2934
      @jittredd2934 2 месяца назад +13

      You stole my thoughts lol

    • @SSQMinky
      @SSQMinky 2 месяца назад +7

      This bro just read off of my mind

  • @Tisibu
    @Tisibu 4 месяца назад +9654

    "Live up to your name and be a dick today" CLEVER 😂😂😂

    • @BeDatAPickle
      @BeDatAPickle 3 месяца назад +26

      Ikr 😂

    • @glitchingghost7560
      @glitchingghost7560 3 месяца назад +16

      Fr😂😂😂

    • @shadowbunz4865
      @shadowbunz4865 3 месяца назад +11

      Seriously

    • @Redstone1710
      @Redstone1710 3 месяца назад +17

      I think thats a reference for the fallout character called Dick Richardson as his name was also Richard.

    • @William43210
      @William43210 3 месяца назад

      @@Redstone1710no it’s actually very normal for the name Richard to be abbreviated to dick as a nickname

  •  4 месяца назад +8310

    Bro took it too personal but the karma caught up to him in the end 💀

    • @IamWinix
      @IamWinix 4 месяца назад +46

      bro is everywhere 💀

    • @TwoFace1234-oq4sb
      @TwoFace1234-oq4sb 4 месяца назад +13

      How are you everywhere no matter where the fuck I go you keep popping up like how?

    • @Angiejones62
      @Angiejones62 4 месяца назад +17

      Read his channel description: he can’t reply to comments and he just likes commenting a lot. He also does it because he wants his channel to reach 100k without a video.

    • @Certainly-somebody
      @Certainly-somebody 4 месяца назад +4

      Subbed 😎
      Hope you get to 100 k man
      Would be so cool

    • @Nobody_633
      @Nobody_633 4 месяца назад +2

      WTH YOU ARE EVERYWHERE 💀

  • @loveharris
    @loveharris 2 месяца назад +287

    It’s the hobo toe for me, popping out the sock when he ascended 😂😂😂

    • @sapphirejones7302
      @sapphirejones7302 Месяц назад +2

      Right😂😂😂😂 The way I cackled when I saw that😂😂

    • @Mandyb05
      @Mandyb05 Месяц назад +2

      I thought no one else noticed 🫠😭

  • @andrewharris9460
    @andrewharris9460 3 месяца назад +542

    " Be kind to strangers, for many have entertained angels and have been unaware"
    -Bible.

    • @thearachnid7779
      @thearachnid7779 Месяц назад +13

      Amen

    • @kidlif3853
      @kidlif3853 Месяц назад +5

      However the Bible mainly means that we have entertained angels that watched us from the spiritual realm or that had put it upon that person's spirit to request help from us specifically rather than the person themselves that we interact with being a foreign entity pretending to be a person.

    • @dromines03
      @dromines03 Месяц назад +6

      No, “entertaining” a guest means that you are acting as a host for them. Lot, unaware, entertained angels who then rescued him from Sodom.

    • @Speedy_taco_productions
      @Speedy_taco_productions Месяц назад +3

      Where in the Bible?

    • @kidlif3853
      @kidlif3853 Месяц назад +1

      @dromines03 Not sure if you're replying to me, but when I said that the angel could "put it upon" a person's spirit to request help from another ; it means the same thing as that person acting as a host for the angel.
      Just like how demons can place impositions on the spirit of those who are living in sin by essentially making that person a host for them.

  • @FeuilleDeStevia
    @FeuilleDeStevia 4 месяца назад +8233

    The "You'll always be a dick"s while flying away are golden

    • @speedofmouse
      @speedofmouse 4 месяца назад

      I shant ruin the legendary 69

    • @lon3frqnci119
      @lon3frqnci119 3 месяца назад +29

      That shit had me dying😂😂😂

    • @Orangefabs
      @Orangefabs 3 месяца назад +17

      Even funnier cuz his name is Richard

    • @ZoiusGM
      @ZoiusGM 3 месяца назад +4

      I don't hear that lol. What is he saying 'You'll always be a ...'

    • @Konic_and_Snuckles
      @Konic_and_Snuckles 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ZoiusGM Same. I also heard "You'll always be a Let's Go Brandon"

  • @rb4632
    @rb4632 4 месяца назад +3933

    That escalated quickly 💀

    • @angadmann7896
      @angadmann7896 4 месяца назад +103

      HE escalated quickly 😂💀💀💀💀💀

    • @legreatness_7690
      @legreatness_7690 4 месяца назад +12

      So did he

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 4 месяца назад +5

      @@angadmann7896true 😂

    • @devonforsure260
      @devonforsure260 3 месяца назад +5

      Elevated*

    • @kxng16
      @kxng16 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@devonforsure260THANK YOU! Thank you for actually saying this. I had the same thought. As a matter of fact...

  • @G14Moon
    @G14Moon 3 месяца назад +231

    Literally the plot of Kendrick Lamar - How Much A Dollar Cost

  • @Porpolhot
    @Porpolhot 19 дней назад +8

    Throughout heaven and earth, i alone am the honorless one

  • @NathanAtomony
    @NathanAtomony 4 месяца назад +1249

    Your face when offering to wipe the windshield and getting belittled acually made my heart hurt. I love your talent man

    • @adityarajsingh6639
      @adityarajsingh6639 3 месяца назад +47

      Ikr, like, if someone asks me for money, I'll be hesitant, but if they ask me to buy them food, idc if I am in debt I'll buy them a meal.

    • @BlaecOleander
      @BlaecOleander 3 месяца назад +10

      Glad it wasn't just me 😅

    • @DylanGodor
      @DylanGodor 2 месяца назад

      ​@@adityarajsingh6639Buy me McDonalds please.
      I would like boiger

    • @-Teague-
      @-Teague- 2 месяца назад

      ​@@adityarajsingh6639we need more people like you in this world

    • @GamerBePlayin
      @GamerBePlayin 2 месяца назад

      ​@@adityarajsingh6639i wont do that
      But if they offer something like helping or sum thats a deal

  • @justinn8541
    @justinn8541 4 месяца назад +2250

    Richard: You really used your power for this instead of benefiting the world or even yourself!?!?!

    • @lukitensen
      @lukitensen 4 месяца назад +43

      Maybe you failed too but they didn't confrontate you about it

    • @e66iu
      @e66iu 3 месяца назад

      @@lukitensen he did. i'm the magical negro who tested him. But you passed. You're invited to the cookout, but no in-house privileges.

    • @Firemaster27
      @Firemaster27 3 месяца назад +64

      He needs no benefit
      He is a mere cosmic test of good will

    • @okkoheinio5139
      @okkoheinio5139 3 месяца назад +20

      maybe they are aware that they don't exactly know what humans consider benefitting the world, and as such are looking for good-willed people to tell them what they want.

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Firemaster27Except giving money to homeless is not an act of good will. It's an act of shame, guilt, insecurity, and gullibility.

  • @ToPimpAButterflyLover911
    @ToPimpAButterflyLover911 3 месяца назад +15

    “How much a dollar really cost” ahh video bro 🙏😭😭

  • @poledan
    @poledan 3 месяца назад +6

    “You’ll always be a dick to me Richard” I don’t think anyone clocked that one 🦭

  • @justinseyler
    @justinseyler 4 месяца назад +1419

    “Magical neg-“ 😂😂😂😂

  • @xygour1445
    @xygour1445 3 месяца назад +459

    This is just the plot of How Much A Dollar Cost by Kendrick Lamar

    • @kagandizlek3878
      @kagandizlek3878 3 месяца назад +4

      yeaaa

    • @SkisnwOnTop
      @SkisnwOnTop 3 месяца назад +1

      @@atomdecayblah blah the real jojo better
      anyways nah the song is much more accurate than all that yap

    • @SkisnwOnTop
      @SkisnwOnTop 3 месяца назад +2

      @@atomdecay i will literally copy and paste the lyrics to show you

    • @SkisnwOnTop
      @SkisnwOnTop 3 месяца назад

      @@atomdecay How much a dollar really cost?
      The question is detrimental, paralyzin' my thoughts
      Parasites in my stomach keep me with a gut feeling, y'all
      Gotta see how I'm chillin' once I park this luxury car
      Hopping out feeling big as Mutombo
      Twenty on pump six dirty Marcellus called me Dumbo
      Twenty years ago, can't forget
      Now I can lend him a ear or two how to stack these residuals
      Tenfold, the liberal concept of what men'll do
      Twenty on six, he didn't hear me
      Indigenous African only spoke Zulu
      My American tongue was leery
      Walked out the gas station
      A homeless man with a semi-tan complexion
      Asked me for ten rand
      Stressin' about dry land
      Deep water, powder blue skies that crack open
      A piece of crack that he wanted, I knew he was smokin'
      He begged and pleaded
      Asked me to feed him twice, I didn't believe it
      Told him, beat it
      Contributin' money just for his pipe, I couldn't see it
      He said, my son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated
      Listen to me, I want a single bill from you
      Nothin' less, nothin' more
      I told him I ain't have it and closed my door
      Tell me how much a dollar cost
      It's more to feed your mind
      Water, sun and love, the one you love
      All you need, the air you breathe
      He's starin' at me in disbelief
      My temper is buildin', he's starin' at me, I grab my key
      He's starin' at me, I started the car then I tried to leave
      And somethin' told me to keep it in park until I could see
      A reason why he was mad at a stranger like I was supposed to save him
      Like I'm the reason he's homeless and askin' me for a favor
      He's starin' at me, his eyes followed me with no laser
      He's starin' at me, I notice that his stare is contagious
      'Cause now I'm starin' back at him, feelin' some type of disrespect
      If I could throw a bat at him, it'd be aimin' at his neck
      I never understood someone beggin' for goods
      Askin' for handouts, takin' it if they could
      And this particular person just had it down pat
      Starin' at me for the longest until he finally asked
      Have you ever opened up Exodus 14?
      A humble man is all that we ever need
      Tell me how much a dollar cost
      It's more to feed your mind
      Water, sun and love, the one you love
      All you need, the air you breathe
      Guilt trippin' and feelin' resentment
      I never met a transient that demanded attention
      They got me frustrated, indecisive and power trippin'
      Sour emotions got me lookin' at the universe different
      I should distance myself, I should keep it relentless
      My selfishness is what got me here, who the fuck I'm kiddin'?
      So I'ma tell you like I told the last bum, crumbs and pennies
      I need all of mines, and I recognize this type of panhandlin' all the time
      I got better judgement, I know when n***a's hustlin'
      Keep in mind, when I was strugglin', I did compromise
      Now I comprehend, I smell grandpa's old medicine
      Reekin' from your skin, moonshine and gin
      N*** your babblin', your words ain't flatterin', I'm imaginin'
      Denzel but lookin' at O'Neal, Kazaam is sad
      Thrills, your gimmick is mediocre, the jig is up
      I seen you from a mile away losin' focus
      And I'm insensitive, and I lack empathy
      He looked at me and said, "Your potential is bittersweet"
      I looked at him and said, "Every nickel is mines to keep"
      He looked at me and said, "Know the truth, it'll set you free"
      You're lookin' at the Messiah, the son of Jehova, the higher power
      The choir that spoke the word, the Holy Spirit, the nerve
      Of Nazareth, and I'll tell you just how much a dollar cost
      The price of having a spot in Heaven, embrace your loss, I am God
      I wash my hands, I said my grace, what more do you want from me?
      Tears of a clown, guess I'm not all what is meant to be
      Shades of grey will never change if I condone
      Turn this page, help me change, to right my wrongs

    • @SkisnwOnTop
      @SkisnwOnTop 3 месяца назад +2

      @@atomdecay also if you think about it for 2 seconds whats more likely he was inspired by, a hiphop song with 80m streams or a random jojo spinoff from the late 90s

  • @beowulf2772
    @beowulf2772 3 месяца назад +11

    lol that evil villain reveal music got me

    • @Cookies42069
      @Cookies42069 2 месяца назад +2

      Whats the song called

    • @beowulf2772
      @beowulf2772 Месяц назад

      @@Cookies42069 Audiomachine - No Heroes Were Lost

  • @user-yz6rw3si3e
    @user-yz6rw3si3e 3 месяца назад +13

    That was like an *"Annie Laugh,"* from that one episode in AOT where Annie suddenly starts laughing maniacally at the top of the stairs....

  • @DeadPerfection
    @DeadPerfection 3 месяца назад +189

    "May I do something that results in absolutely no benefit for me whatsoever"
    "Stop asking for a handout"
    Bro wasn't even listening, he was just waiting for an excuse to give his speech

    • @WiggyWamWam
      @WiggyWamWam 2 месяца назад +9

      They clean your window so that you will feel guilty into doing something nice for them. And they don’t always do a good job.

    • @knjjah2776
      @knjjah2776 2 месяца назад +12

      @@WiggyWamWam if doing a good job was what it took to get some cash, a lot of rich people would be destitute

    • @thatdude8884
      @thatdude8884 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@knjjah2776You missed the first part

  • @Craiter3JH
    @Craiter3JH 4 месяца назад +249

    How much a dollar really cost - Kendrick Lamar

    • @guynamedRJ
      @guynamedRJ 3 месяца назад +23

      Was looking for this

    • @YuhasLol
      @YuhasLol 3 месяца назад +14

      Had to scroll way too far to find this. It's essentially a reenactment.

    • @MF_DOOMer
      @MF_DOOMer 3 месяца назад +6

      Embrace your loss

    • @gr8prime337
      @gr8prime337 3 месяца назад +4

      Was literally looking for this lmao

    • @timeforproblems
      @timeforproblems 3 месяца назад +2

      @@MF_DOOMeri am GOD

  • @Cheetahzpeed
    @Cheetahzpeed 3 месяца назад +6

    I thought his entire lineage was about to be cursed when he started flying 😂😂

  • @NoteFromFamilyGuy
    @NoteFromFamilyGuy 3 месяца назад +7

    I was expecting him to secretly be a kindness influencer

  • @mxzzimusic
    @mxzzimusic 4 месяца назад +475

    That cry to laugh transition was flawless

  • @silverdust4197
    @silverdust4197 4 месяца назад +411

    " BLACK GIRL MAGIC ! "
    --Nick Fury

    • @aaronmcdowell1587
      @aaronmcdowell1587 4 месяца назад +4

      Did he actually say that?! I didn’t watch The Marvels.

    • @vibes552
      @vibes552 4 месяца назад +22

      ​@@aaronmcdowell1587 it's not worth your time that's for sure

    • @dagonmoore2117
      @dagonmoore2117 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@vibes552what are you to say it's,"not worth your time", who are you to say this man's time holds any value

    • @icedragongaming
      @icedragongaming 3 месяца назад +3

      @@vibes552 Not everyone is part of your anti woke movement. He might like it.

    • @Un1234l
      @Un1234l 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@icedragongaming
      Anti-woke movement?
      You mean normal, sane people with common sense?

  • @civilninja
    @civilninja 3 месяца назад +5

    Hey Siri, play How Much A Dollar Cost by Kendrick Lamar

  • @ManyArmedMooseDei
    @ManyArmedMooseDei 27 дней назад +2

    “As above, so below, what you reap is what you sow. What you give comes back threefold, as above, so below.” -In this Moment: As above, so below.

  • @insanegaming4life88
    @insanegaming4life88 4 месяца назад +259

    "Can you please spare me some change?"
    "NAHH!"

    • @izs6946
      @izs6946 4 месяца назад +22

      😮 Excuse me sir?

    • @K4vin60
      @K4vin60 3 месяца назад +20

      @@izs6946did I stutter!?

    • @SSQMinky
      @SSQMinky 3 месяца назад +28

      “But sir-”
      “Been a lotta change, have I been spared?”

    • @Asdqazasdqaz
      @Asdqazasdqaz 3 месяца назад +23

      Jaden Williams?

    • @baboolpop6522
      @baboolpop6522 3 месяца назад +14

      "Let me atleast wipe your windsh-"
      "You some girl scout? I dont see no damn COOKIES"

  • @Mysong112
    @Mysong112 4 месяца назад +493

    “Bro, take a shower!”
    “YOU DARE COMMAND ZEUS YOU MORTAL!”
    “Nooooooo” 😂

  • @jasonpower6578
    @jasonpower6578 3 месяца назад +3

    You never know if God will send an angel disguised as a poor man to see your kindness

  • @Constell4tion3
    @Constell4tion3 3 месяца назад +2

    I was expecting the "NAWWWWWWWHH!" 💀

  • @jerrys1
    @jerrys1 4 месяца назад +139

    How much a dollar really cost? The question is detrimental, paralyzing my thoughts

    • @caramelese8520
      @caramelese8520 4 месяца назад +4

      Underrated comment

    • @jerrys1
      @jerrys1 4 месяца назад

      @@caramelese8520 Thank you 😊

    • @mariothenonplumber
      @mariothenonplumber 3 месяца назад +6

      Thats what i was thinking as the video started

    • @phagocytosisonthemoon
      @phagocytosisonthemoon 3 месяца назад +8

      Parasites in my stomach keep me with a gut feelin yall

    • @samcook2415
      @samcook2415 3 месяца назад +4

      EXACTLY

  • @austinplayz960
    @austinplayz960 4 месяца назад +326

    "magical neg" had me rolling

    • @williamnathanael412
      @williamnathanael412 3 месяца назад

      What does it mean

    • @Philippines_ball1
      @Philippines_ball1 3 месяца назад

      ​@@williamnathanael412 ro

    • @Vert2010
      @Vert2010 2 месяца назад

      @@williamnathanael412magical negros is a term used for black people back when slavery was a thing

  • @typical8915
    @typical8915 3 месяца назад +3

    This is just Kendrick Lamar’s “How Much a Dollar Cost”

  • @ashnoketchum
    @ashnoketchum Месяц назад +1

    The holey sock was a nice touch 😂 you’re hilarious man

  • @alli5078
    @alli5078 3 месяца назад +70

    Whats worse is the “What Would you Do?” crew blasting you on national television 😅

  • @Icyboss.642
    @Icyboss.642 4 месяца назад +151

    That’s crying to laughing was criminal 💀

    • @aBadWizard
      @aBadWizard 4 месяца назад +5

      "That is crying to laughing was criminal"
      Bro what?

  • @blakecarnes9400
    @blakecarnes9400 3 месяца назад +2

    Thats why you always gotta be nice man, never know when youre talking to an angel

    • @HeadsetHatGuy
      @HeadsetHatGuy 3 месяца назад

      not everyone can always be in a good mood
      some might've had a bad day; we need to consider that too

  • @bootscooty
    @bootscooty 3 месяца назад +1

    Homeless dude is what my brother aspires to be lmao

  • @LiterallyTheRealBatman
    @LiterallyTheRealBatman 4 месяца назад +194

    My fear is that a camera man will step out of a bush

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 4 месяца назад +23

      Or worse, Mr. Beast

    • @luiscloon3784
      @luiscloon3784 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@wikansaktianto9215how is mr beast worse?

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 3 месяца назад +1

      @@luiscloon3784 It's called, a joke

    • @Oldmeme592
      @Oldmeme592 3 месяца назад

      ​@@wikansaktianto9215no u

    • @MrRight-fu1gf
      @MrRight-fu1gf 3 месяца назад

      @@luiscloon3784Mr.Beast would most likely say: I build wells in Africa and you can’t give a dollar. He is kind of scary! 😮😂

  • @MDTheory
    @MDTheory 4 месяца назад +96

    Bro went devious mode real quick 💀

  • @sebastiangudino9377
    @sebastiangudino9377 3 месяца назад +1

    I taught the dude was gonna be like "A job? Dude this IS my job! You have no idea how much i actually earn a week!"

  • @baboolpop6522
    @baboolpop6522 3 месяца назад +1

    "Sir, please let me wipe your win-"
    " *NAHHHHHHHHHHH. * "

  • @MysteryMusic512
    @MysteryMusic512 4 месяца назад +85

    The thumbnail RUclips assigned for this is genuinely terrifying

    • @richguy
      @richguy  4 месяца назад +55

      I didn't even choose it. YT setting me up

  • @Hi_My_Names_Ryan
    @Hi_My_Names_Ryan 4 месяца назад +111

    You forgot the part when he turns Richard into a kid again.

  • @Chubby_Wuggy414
    @Chubby_Wuggy414 3 месяца назад +1

    The scream at the end was personal😂

  • @FajreroCintilo
    @FajreroCintilo 2 месяца назад +1

    "May I offer a service and work?"
    "Stop being lazy and asking for handouts!"

  • @adewalemayomikun4328
    @adewalemayomikun4328 3 месяца назад +42

    there's a saying in Nigeria
    'person way go help you no go stress you"

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 3 месяца назад +4

      Uh... Can you repeat that with like... Understandable grammar please?:)

    • @Oldmeme592
      @Oldmeme592 3 месяца назад +7

      It's been 15 minutes and I'm forced to still be confused 😞

    • @adewalemayomikun4328
      @adewalemayomikun4328 3 месяца назад +12

      ​@@Oldmeme592 it simply means the person who's meant to be your helper won't stress you

    • @Oldmeme592
      @Oldmeme592 3 месяца назад +1

      @@adewalemayomikun4328 noted

    • @honaleri
      @honaleri 3 месяца назад +4

      Yeah, when you translate a phrase, you must translate the grammar in the phrase as well, not just the words alone.

  • @dishonoredgamer4155
    @dishonoredgamer4155 4 месяца назад +20

    "Lives up to his name" 💀

  • @james-russellgause4735
    @james-russellgause4735 3 месяца назад +2

    Yes. Raised on those fckng fairy tales!!!! And I give my last dollar every time.

  • @duyanhpham9227
    @duyanhpham9227 3 месяца назад +1

    If there really was a reward for being nice to a beggar like in that King Arthur legend the only reward I would WANT is to never be talked to by beggars ever again

  • @SSQMinky
    @SSQMinky 4 месяца назад +17

    “Can I at least wipe your windshield-”
    “NAHHHHH”

    • @Solaris1524
      @Solaris1524 3 месяца назад +2

      "But sir-"

    • @fcantil
      @fcantil 2 месяца назад +1

      that reference goes hard

  • @Kvovovpvpbovo
    @Kvovovpvpbovo 4 месяца назад +12

    What would be even more scary is if this was some Dhar Mann video where the homeless person was the CEO of a company😂

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 3 месяца назад +5

      Or worse.... Dhar Mann himself

  • @ragebringer3036
    @ragebringer3036 3 месяца назад +2

    Honestly I was expecting a “Hi I’m John Quinones from What Would You Do”

  • @ratwithafork
    @ratwithafork 2 месяца назад +2

    Literally “How much a dollar cost?”

  • @FutureBestFilmDirector
    @FutureBestFilmDirector 4 месяца назад +7

    All it was missing was a
    "NAAAAAAHHHH"

  • @easye4741
    @easye4741 4 месяца назад +12

    That loving up to your name joke was underrated

  • @xVexoxyx
    @xVexoxyx Месяц назад +1

    Bro went into creative mode 💀💀💀

  • @claude199x
    @claude199x 3 месяца назад

    This was hilarious man, thank you for the laughs!

  • @JordanThomas-kv3kg
    @JordanThomas-kv3kg 4 месяца назад +7

    Bro this is just the song "How Much A Dollar Cost." by Kendrick Lamar lol

  • @mt7able
    @mt7able 4 месяца назад +8

    “Maybe if I give goodwill to others then goodwill will come back to me “ 😂

  • @mistyfreya
    @mistyfreya Месяц назад

    the sock with the hole in it lmaoooo I can't-

  • @niknack7420
    @niknack7420 3 месяца назад +1

    I knew it. They are real😂
    I will be rewarded for my kindness.... any time now....any time

  • @lolaunicornius6085
    @lolaunicornius6085 4 месяца назад +11

    "You really live up to your name"😂

  • @itsybitsyspider6484
    @itsybitsyspider6484 4 месяца назад +31

    Remember guys
    Always help the homeless by giving something valuable like food instead of just giving them money straight up

    • @A.S._Trunks
      @A.S._Trunks 4 месяца назад

      Problem is that a lot of homeless accept money and not food, because people sometimes add bad things to the food then give it to them. Which causes them to distrust food they can't see the source of.
      Hell, I once heard of a homeless guy being given a burger with rat poison inside.

    • @catdad626
      @catdad626 4 месяца назад +9

      I've offered food and they said no thanks

    • @Trey5S5S
      @Trey5S5S 4 месяца назад +11

      If I always did that for homeless people, I'd become one of them. There's so many where I live, I simply can't afford to help them all.

    • @Enbionic_Titan
      @Enbionic_Titan 4 месяца назад +9

      They also very much need money. Shelter isn't always free, and bathrooms that require you to make purchase to use are more common than not. Also, yknow laundry and shit.

    • @RoboJean1994
      @RoboJean1994 3 месяца назад +2

      @@catdad626 therefore there's no need for the money

  • @CubeCatGaming
    @CubeCatGaming 7 дней назад +1

    this is so relatable lol

  • @Corrupted_Pheonix
    @Corrupted_Pheonix 2 месяца назад +1

    I was expecting a "Hi IM JOHN QUINONES AND THIS IS WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!"

  • @jaxon_animates12.
    @jaxon_animates12. 4 месяца назад +7

    Roses are red
    Cactuses are prickly
    Holy shit that escalated quickly 😅

  • @seitzgd
    @seitzgd 3 месяца назад +3

    "Can I at least wipe your windshie-"
    "NAAAAAAAWH."

  • @uselessfarmer
    @uselessfarmer 3 месяца назад

    Its so dumb but hella hilarious, love it

  • @CowboyBebopCrew
    @CowboyBebopCrew 15 дней назад

    That escalated quickly. 😂

  • @spinjitzumasterfalcon
    @spinjitzumasterfalcon 4 месяца назад +4

    That Richard joke was beautiful 😂

  • @Parkour24
    @Parkour24 4 месяца назад +8

    "I could, have granted you anything"

  • @TumblinWeeds
    @TumblinWeeds 3 месяца назад +1

    I have an irrational fear when I actually have cash that it’ll tempt them and they’ll snatch my wallet. Because I either have no cash, or I’m bringing money home from work so I have a lot of cash. If I were homeless maybe I wouldn’t want to settle for “spare change”. Maybe grab and run is worth it?
    It feels so wrong to say “sorry no change” when I literally got a weeks worth of change on me though. But I also need that change, I’m terrified of losing the whole thing.

  • @typicalforgis
    @typicalforgis 3 месяца назад +3

    How Much A Dollar Cost - Kendrick Lamar

  • @achmadfawaid574
    @achmadfawaid574 4 месяца назад +3

    I was prepared for the "NAHHH-!"

  • @Rissa7300
    @Rissa7300 4 месяца назад +8

    That big hole in his sock 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bilgeakaln6335
    @bilgeakaln6335 Месяц назад

    The cry at the end had me rolling😆😆😆

  • @FerrariKing
    @FerrariKing 4 месяца назад +23

    I had some similar happen but I gave the guy $10 and some food from McDonald's McDonald's. That Saturday I won the PowerBall and met Amy beautiful wife. The guy used some weird powers before all this happened l.

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 3 месяца назад +1

      Was the dude black?

  • @tubebammy
    @tubebammy 4 месяца назад +36

    Starfire: How does one get Dick from Richard?
    Robin: Well… you could ask nicely.

  • @welcometofloriduh
    @welcometofloriduh Месяц назад

    The one shoe on and hole in sock was a good touch.

  • @AaronMambo-em2vu
    @AaronMambo-em2vu Месяц назад

    The way bro started flying made me laugh asf

  • @admiralalyssa
    @admiralalyssa 4 месяца назад +16

    And I'll tell you just how much a dollar cost...
    The price of having a spot in Heaven, embrace your loss, I am God.

  • @joelgray4403
    @joelgray4403 3 месяца назад +9

    Personally, I never give people like this cash, because I used to work in the grocery store where all the local beggars would spend their money on beer, but I always offer to buy them food. I've been broke as hell and on the brink of homeless so I know what it's like to be in a tough spot asking for help, if you're actually trying to improve your life you'll take whatever help you can get, if you just want money for beer or drugs you better harass someone else because I have no sympathy for that. I'd say 10-20% have taken me up on the offer for food, and I've given people rides and meals and had great conversations, but unfortunately most people just lie about shit to get cash for their addictions.

    • @AnimefortheLazyman
      @AnimefortheLazyman Месяц назад +3

      But why do you think they’re addicted in the first place?
      Usually it’s due to trauma and they are mentally ill and self medicating
      I totally get you but have you ever seen the movie JOKER?
      If we convinced our leaders to get free mental healthcare for everyone including homeless, it would actually save money and lives.

    • @eja1258
      @eja1258 Месяц назад

      ​@@AnimefortheLazymanI could get with this but then I remember tha the whole of history is filled with people, probably the majority, who experienced or had PTSD, even up until recently, child abuse, r*pe, murder, seeing your loved ones killed and slaughtered. I don't know how humanity has advanced as far as it has and why my grandparents didn't become raging alchoholics and crackheads. I'll agree that most of the people living on the street are either drug-addicted or have mental issues, sometimes both. But talking to people and being in that situation myself, a lot of their circumstance has to do with lousy parenting, myself included. But there are people who had lousy parents and they never allowed themselves to become a burden on society and instead contributed to it. And I like the idea of a nationalized Healthcare system but just remember, Healthcare isn't free just like any other government-provided program and a lot of people don't trust the government to use it as an excuse to raise taxes and control what the population does so they can live more comfy lifestyles while everyone else has to wait days to see a doctor to get low-quality exams and dubious diagnoses and then go wait in a line for two hours so they can get bread.

    • @jazzycakes6294
      @jazzycakes6294 Месяц назад +4

      They'll never save up enough money to get a home or address without assistance.
      So they spend money on something to just get them to their next day. I understand and sympathize. I've given homeless people the last of my own money, even though I'm below the poverty line, myself.
      I see the homeless, and realize how close they are to me. Without my husband, I would have nothing. I can't work. I'm too sick. I'm both mentally and physically ill. And so are many homeless, if not the majority. I only live through the kindness and love of others.
      The homeless don't have that kindness and love. I'll give them whatever I can. They can use it on whatever they want. If it's alcohol or drugs, whatever. Have you ever had withdrawals? I've never done drugs, but I've seen others who have. To go through withdrawals, alone, vulnerable, with no shelter to take refuge in... Withdrawals can kill you.
      They'll use the money on whatever it takes to survive. That's okay by me.
      It's not like saving is gonna do anything for them. Cops are constantly "confiscating" (stealing) their shit. They can't keep any possessions for themselves. There's no point in buying necessities.
      The able bodied homeless are the lucky ones. They may be able to eventually escape the hold of extreme poverty and homelessness. The disabled aren't so lucky.
      Source: Making friends with some local homeless men.

    • @Real.Flowers.
      @Real.Flowers. 27 дней назад +1

      I’m the opposite, I always give them money because I’m afraid they’re going to get sick without the alcohol or whatever. Idk if they’re using the money for drugs, alcohol, or a toothbrush so if someone is coming to me for help, I do it. We’re all equals so I can’t judge.

    • @jazzycakes6294
      @jazzycakes6294 27 дней назад +2

      @@Real.Flowers. EXACTLY.
      It's just like...
      "I'm not gonna give you money because you might use it on drugs."
      "Cool. Yeah, I'm actually physically and psychologically addicted/dependant, and the withdrawals might kill me if I DON'T use money for the drugs. D'ya wanna maybe help pay for my rehab? Or medical care? I'd still need money for that. Can't pay people in bread."
      "...Um... No?"
      "Yeah, cool. Guess I'll die."
      It's so frustrating. 😭 Thank you for holding a similar viewpoint.

  • @heatherstubbs5372
    @heatherstubbs5372 Месяц назад

    When he slapped the gun out of his hand got me😂

  • @Leo9P
    @Leo9P 3 месяца назад

    Really went from 'stop asking for a hand out' to 'please give me a magical hand out'

  • @gabrielleduplessis7388
    @gabrielleduplessis7388 4 месяца назад +5

    My mom and I were in a situation where we walked on a sidewalk with multiple people, in the cold by the way, sitting asking for change. My mom gave her last bit of change to this last guy.
    He then preceded to follow us and say, “buy me a sandwich.”
    My mom: “that was my last bit of change sorry.”
    Him: it is not much. Just buy me a sandwich”
    We did not like how he was following us in an intimidating way. I never have been in a situation where we had to run because we felt scared of him.
    Keep in mind, I was young when this happened. It sounds funny, but felt scary at the time.

  • @kaitlynlindsay4143
    @kaitlynlindsay4143 4 месяца назад +26

    If only the homeless people around me were this nice, instead mine are running around yelling at themselves and others def on drugs on in a mental health crisis. My heart breaks for them but also they scare me and im not going near them.

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 3 месяца назад

      Give them a number of a social worker, ask if they have a free government phone.

    • @kaitlynlindsay4143
      @kaitlynlindsay4143 3 месяца назад +6

      @@MLBlue30 have you ever interacted with someone on drugs and/or violent mental health episode?
      I can't tell if you comment is naive or sarcastic 😂

    • @nignamedmutt7270
      @nignamedmutt7270 3 месяца назад

      Real interaction i had once that makes me feels so.... challenged:
      Bum: Hey man, you got any spare change? I got kids and[inserts life story]
      Me: No, I'm actually dead broke right n-
      Bum: Psh! Man fuck it!(walks away)
      Me: Wha- NOW HOLD ON I-(oh shit NO I DON'T WANNA GIVE HIM MONEY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?)
      Bum turns around to hear me out:
      Me: I uh.... actually nevermind i gotta go.
      Tbh i don't feel bad considering the dude was clearly lying about his life story(and if he wasn't i HATE him for letting his kids get involved in his suffering) and he was so quick to jump to a "man fuck you" mentality that i kinda got a feeling he's the sole cause of all his suffering.
      But it really makes me feel stupid that the back of my brain almost 180'd the front like that(if it isn't clear, when i stopped myself midsentence it's because my kneejerk impulse was to find SOMETHING to help the guy out with, since i felt offended at him getting pissy that he can't just have enough money handed out freely to live comfortably)

    • @ezkillguy8316
      @ezkillguy8316 3 месяца назад

      @@nignamedmutt7270bum lore story kinda do be hitting tho

  • @estherkirakawaii
    @estherkirakawaii 3 месяца назад +1

    Could have been worse. You could have been cursed to live as a beast until you found true love

  • @crellercorps
    @crellercorps 3 месяца назад +1

    I always just go for a good old fashioned “I don’t owe you shit.”

  • @RoyalKnight34
    @RoyalKnight34 4 месяца назад +9

    "how much a dollar cost" -kendrick lamar

  • @Batbossing
    @Batbossing 4 месяца назад +9

    Unironically my same ideology 😂

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 3 месяца назад

      Time to change ideologies.

  • @DarkSolidity
    @DarkSolidity 3 месяца назад

    The one shoe and toe sticking out the sock sent me 😂😂😂😂

  • @marcospaulosafo3320
    @marcospaulosafo3320 3 месяца назад +1

    The plot of How Much a Dollar Cost from Kendrick

  • @Mr_E420
    @Mr_E420 4 месяца назад +3

    Bro turned on creative mode💀

  • @Nemo_Anom
    @Nemo_Anom 4 месяца назад +3

    One time when I was a kid and lived in a very small rural village, a homeless man was camping in a field at the end of the neighborhood. My mom made him four big-ass grilled egg sandwiches and brought them to him, along with some water. He told her that he couldn't accept them because he was vegan. >.

    • @joliebokeh1958
      @joliebokeh1958 4 месяца назад +4

      Unless you have a medical reason for not being able to eat something, literal beggars cannot be choosers.

  • @johnnyle648
    @johnnyle648 2 месяца назад +1

    I swear I thought the homeless dude was gonna turn into an influencer doing a social experiment😅

  • @soniafernandes1424
    @soniafernandes1424 3 месяца назад

    It's the hole in the sock whilst elevating for me 😂

  • @Lessferr
    @Lessferr 3 месяца назад +3

    It actually IS hard to get a job as a homeless person. ESPECIALLY in America.
    (America is weird thank god I don’t live there)