Johnny Bravo - Sergeant Trixie

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @forastero54321
    @forastero54321 3 года назад +20301

    “You’ve got some of the prettiest battle scars I’ve ever seen.”
    I’m stealing that one.

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 3 года назад +477

      That might not work women are really sensitive about scars, because of the unfair stigma that they are ugly. Doesn’t matter if you find it beautiful they might not.

    • @Handlelesswithme
      @Handlelesswithme 3 года назад +817

      @@Toneill029 you kidding me if I saw someone with a battle scar I would think they looked badass

    • @smontherun1430
      @smontherun1430 3 года назад +427

      @@Toneill029 As a woman I'd marry that damn Paladin who'd say that to me

    • @observantsnack6397
      @observantsnack6397 3 года назад +203

      @@Toneill029 I don't know about that, I've been with one woman who had a lot of scars, she seemed to feel much better about them once I mentioned I find them beautiful.
      Anecdotal of me, I know, but it seems to me like it can work.

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 3 года назад +63

      @@observantsnack6397
      That’s great, but it’s generally regarded that scars make a guy look better while on a woman it makes her ugly. Which is not true in the slightest but that’s just the how it’s thought of.

  • @JABRIEL251
    @JABRIEL251 3 года назад +16967

    Our soldiers need to be wearing Johnny's hair as body armor.

    • @Joshua_N-A
      @Joshua_N-A 3 года назад +527

      Much denser than the depleted uranium.

    • @Kurayamiblack
      @Kurayamiblack 3 года назад +287

      If you can get it off him lol

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 года назад +265

      It does seem to be defeated by sofas, though. Best not to let the enemy know about that.

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 3 года назад +55

      I thought it was the hair gel...

    • @galahad3195
      @galahad3195 3 года назад +49

      Better than fuckin' kevlar 😂

  • @c.galindo9639
    @c.galindo9639 3 года назад +5356

    Johnny has manners when he is in pain.
    Please call me “Mary”.

    • @andrejz8954
      @andrejz8954 3 года назад +78

      Yeah, that one killed me 😁

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 3 года назад +108

      @@andrejz8954 yeah. I love how he is being genuine and going along with the drill sergeant. Maybe he thought she was doing role play

    • @dutchguy977
      @dutchguy977 3 года назад +79

      @@c.galindo9639 You can say a lot about Johnny but he doesn't act like a fake nice guy to impress girls, is willing to go extremely far to impress any girl he hits on though he doesn't outright lie intentionally and once he finally realizes she isn't interested which admittedly can take a while he leaves her alone

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 3 года назад +33

      @@dutchguy977 yeah he has the charisma of a macho man but is also like a kid sometimes

    • @cybercharger9615
      @cybercharger9615 3 года назад +2

      me in basic

  • @mas-em4ik
    @mas-em4ik 3 года назад +3126

    Johnny has balls of steel to talk to his sergeant like that

    • @guus19900
      @guus19900 3 года назад +220

      More like a brain of fudge, I'd say...

    • @guyman2674
      @guyman2674 3 года назад +160

      @@guus19900 More like a fairly even mixture of both, I'd say.

    • @JimboShogun0686
      @JimboShogun0686 3 года назад +26

      As a Squid my petty officer scared the crap out of me in boot

    • @John-Scott
      @John-Scott 2 года назад +19

      More than Duke Nukem, and he coined the phrase too.

    • @mochithemuffinnut6778
      @mochithemuffinnut6778 2 года назад +15

      He got balls of steel

  • @dannyhernandez265
    @dannyhernandez265 Год назад +845

    I appreciate Johnny Bravo more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Год назад +41

      Honestly, with references to Full Metal Jacket and Johnny trying to woo women (something that kids don't particularly care about) I do wonder if Johnny Bravo was ever meant to be a kids show.

    • @mattsopiratoso790
      @mattsopiratoso790 Год назад +10

      @@wjzav1971 Very likely so, I actually disliked Johnny, when I was a kid.

    • @mudkipzuzu
      @mudkipzuzu Год назад +14

      As a kid it was mostly about being amused by the funny animations and movements he would make

    • @rufiredup90
      @rufiredup90 Год назад +4

      I’ve loved Johnny Bravo for as long as I can remember 😂

    • @thomasel9171
      @thomasel9171 4 месяца назад

      ​@@mattsopiratoso790what about now?

  • @Ben-pf9sw
    @Ben-pf9sw 3 года назад +7306

    Sergeant Trixie: Try to overcome me
    Johnny: (Winks) Proceeds to spit game

    • @cygnusprime6728
      @cygnusprime6728 3 года назад +206

      It was a pretty vague challenge so my mans took full advantage.

    • @Hitomora
      @Hitomora 3 года назад +70

      Would've been a totally different video if Johnny just pinned her to the ground and refused to get off of her. Johnny looks to be at least 280lbs and Sergeant Trixy may be at least 150-160lbs and Johnny does know Basic Karate so a grappling match with him might not be as simple as they make it in the show

    • @readsomebooks666
      @readsomebooks666 3 года назад +95

      @Justin Martinez In the first season, he was actually extremely advanced in karate and could wrestle alligators and gorillas. OG Johnny was deadly.

    • @Ben-pf9sw
      @Ben-pf9sw 3 года назад +11

      @@Hitomora woah there...

    • @Ben-pf9sw
      @Ben-pf9sw 3 года назад +3

      @@readsomebooks666 neat

  • @aaronstevenson4136
    @aaronstevenson4136 3 года назад +5010

    Well, she did say to try to overcome her, so she kinda set herself up for that. Lol!

  • @gilyahalom9150
    @gilyahalom9150 3 года назад +4293

    "Not true, I've got opposable thumbs and everything!" holy shit, one of the most underrated lines in the show.

    • @bourne8636
      @bourne8636 3 года назад +44

      Exactly

    • @fajile5109
      @fajile5109 3 года назад +28

      Makes me kek even now,

    • @temutemacular
      @temutemacular 2 года назад +85

      Same vibes as that banter in south park.
      "Are you just an asshole? Is that it?"
      "Am I just an asshole? Well, no, I got arms, and legs, and everything!"

    • @joshuasebsebe3919
      @joshuasebsebe3919 2 года назад +2

      @@bourne8636 who voices sergeant Trixie?

    • @lexq-sm6lq
      @lexq-sm6lq 2 года назад +2

      What does it mean?

  • @asdf4evr
    @asdf4evr 3 года назад +3845

    "Mama, help! I'm trapped in boot camp!"
    That's supposed to be funny, but I can't help but think that that's a totally reasonable reaction.

    • @1Joshrustownage
      @1Joshrustownage 3 года назад +300

      And it’s a fairly accurate description of recruits

    • @adorenu1338
      @adorenu1338 3 года назад +88

      Its like he tried to mock her

    • @MetalZeroFX
      @MetalZeroFX 3 года назад +166

      Not going to lie as someone who went through boot camp when I saw that reaction from Johnny, I freaking died laughing 😂 cause that kind of stuff happens all the time.

    • @Can_O_Crayola
      @Can_O_Crayola 2 года назад

      @@adorenu1338 No, I think he really is just that stupid.

    • @daeva4176
      @daeva4176 2 года назад +13

      Its ...boooth

  • @mcfrisko834
    @mcfrisko834 3 года назад +700

    😂 Johnny Bravo will forever impress me with the way he just conjures up entire living room furniture sets while in the pursuit of game.

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid 2 года назад +25

      Hey, it's all about cushy seats, baby!

  • @trevorburke8660
    @trevorburke8660 3 года назад +10397

    Frankly I'm just impressed by two things. The fact that his sergeant has the last name Trixie and that Johnny knows a Sergeant is an NCM

    • @frankvalentich5410
      @frankvalentich5410 3 года назад +692

      Yeah, most civillians would have no idea, unless the recruits here had an off-screen service knowledge lesson

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 3 года назад +1114

      Johnny is shown to be randomly smart throughout the series.

    • @xpmon
      @xpmon 3 года назад +347

      What is an NCM

    • @tmwk__
      @tmwk__ 3 года назад +1682

      @@xpmon Non-Commissioned Mamacita.

    • @trevorburke8660
      @trevorburke8660 3 года назад +764

      @@xpmon It means Non-Commissioned Member and it's basically all non officer rank military personnel.

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 3 года назад +4602

    Johnny is the most loveable goofball on the planet
    We must protect him at all costs

    • @kadelideepak
      @kadelideepak 3 года назад +160

      Good luck trying..in todays time feminists would go crazy over this ...Johnny himself would be confused with the likes of Elliot page and crazy jenner

    • @ryu9123
      @ryu9123 3 года назад +98

      @@kadelideepak Dude, I'm a feminist and i love Johnny a lot.

    • @evanluck1229
      @evanluck1229 3 года назад +170

      @@ryu9123 They're talking about the toxic ones who don't understand what feminism actually means, and promote cancel culture and throw around false accusations. The toxic ones are the ones everyone unfortunately knows and remembers instead of the good ones

    • @AmishMicrowave
      @AmishMicrowave 3 года назад +18

      @@ryu9123 yuck, feminists. Begone.

    • @elliswebster7041
      @elliswebster7041 3 года назад +35

      @@kadelideepak you’re the one who brought up feminism out of nowhere

  • @DialgaMarine3
    @DialgaMarine3 3 года назад +19308

    I’ll never get it. Johnny is smoother than butter, but always gets rejected.

    • @Sceptillio133
      @Sceptillio133 3 года назад +4089

      It's because he's too forward with the exact women who don't want any. (And he happens to run into all of them.)

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 3 года назад +3532

      Imagine a huge guy manifesting out of no-where, grabbing you with both arms, and demanding a date.

    • @thoughtfuldevil6069
      @thoughtfuldevil6069 3 года назад +2159

      In reality Johnny could probably get an equally clueless ditzy blonde to love him. As a kid, I kept waiting for the Valentine's Episode or Series Finale where that happened :/

    • @kilischwarzefalke4200
      @kilischwarzefalke4200 3 года назад +296

      @@bogdanlulelaru858 Lmfao

    • @einsteinabwao6040
      @einsteinabwao6040 3 года назад +841

      Because if he kept getting the women it would be a different show and cancel culture would have complained

  • @Lucero0709
    @Lucero0709 3 года назад +763

    I love how this plays homage to Full Metal Jacket

    • @RueRyuzaki6
      @RueRyuzaki6 3 года назад +85

      I can't believe how far I had to go down to find this comment.

    • @Lucero0709
      @Lucero0709 3 года назад +12

      @@RueRyuzaki6 lmao

    • @justkiddingde6506
      @justkiddingde6506 3 года назад +36

      True... I mean, I watched the first 30 seconds and this was my very first thought!

    • @kuromifytheworld008
      @kuromifytheworld008 3 года назад +2

      @@RueRyuzaki6 I only had to go through 7 comments to find this

    • @thotarojoestar3045
      @thotarojoestar3045 3 года назад

      @@RueRyuzaki6 same

  • @mralexhernandez
    @mralexhernandez 3 года назад +269

    My man Johnny literally joined the Army just to get some ass. And he went above and beyond! Much respect ✊🏻

    • @shaeby8123
      @shaeby8123 Год назад +28

      Deserves a Medal of honor for going above and beyond the call of booty

    • @zaidlacksalastname4905
      @zaidlacksalastname4905 22 дня назад +1

      Bro gonna die for it 🙏

  • @ratchet6909
    @ratchet6909 3 года назад +758

    Love how his hair is so strong because of all the hair products he use.

    • @Toastcat890
      @Toastcat890 3 года назад +45

      Dude 90s hair spritz made your hair harder than a rock especially if you used the extra strong hold.

    • @Joshua_N-A
      @Joshua_N-A 3 года назад +13

      That big bottle of hair gel.

    • @taylorprice2067
      @taylorprice2067 3 года назад +19

      Adamantium ain't got shit on Bravos hair.

    • @Shiro_47
      @Shiro_47 3 года назад +21

      1:35 Strong enough against trimmers but weak against rejection

    • @thefunniestfarm4731
      @thefunniestfarm4731 2 года назад

      @@koreansavior1059 Products advertised as "Hair Cement".

  • @ohmygodbecky6829
    @ohmygodbecky6829 3 года назад +2208

    “Primordial ooze”
    Just gonna put that in a folder

    • @kaiserwenli3721
      @kaiserwenli3721 3 года назад +46

      if a sergeant actually did that to a private she would be charged with assualt, and maybe slander

    • @ravenvalentine4919
      @ravenvalentine4919 3 года назад +32

      apparently she is a biologist too lol

    • @gabopr1365
      @gabopr1365 3 года назад +16

      @@ravenvalentine4919 oh no...

    • @gabopr1365
      @gabopr1365 3 года назад +11

      best stop before THEY come!

    • @murraymarx5769
      @murraymarx5769 3 года назад +1

      SHINJI

  • @overfoxed
    @overfoxed 3 года назад +3467

    I'm really starting to think this show made me like these kinds of women

    • @ferdinandbardamu.
      @ferdinandbardamu. 3 года назад +118

      Haha me too

    • @Privatepyle69
      @Privatepyle69 3 года назад +203

      I saw the drill instructor and since that day I've been wanting to join the military to boss people around💀

    • @chloechantal5017
      @chloechantal5017 3 года назад +235

      This show made me like dumb hunks with muscles. I make my husband do Johnny Bravo impressions for me and flex 🤣

    • @marcusbullock630
      @marcusbullock630 3 года назад +10

      I was just about to say this same thing lmao

    • @marcusbullock630
      @marcusbullock630 3 года назад +29

      @@chloechantal5017 hahaha that's hilarious.

  • @shehryaraamir2608
    @shehryaraamir2608 Год назад +79

    "Your name is Sister Mary Clueless. Please call me Mary" 😂😂

  • @shadowashe7948
    @shadowashe7948 3 года назад +583

    Friendly reminder that Cartoon Network used to be great.
    Second friendly reminder: Johnny's entire show has a sub-plot of him just trying to get laid.
    Miss those days

    • @asdf4evr
      @asdf4evr 3 года назад +74

      SUB-plot!?

    • @kiel_doesntplay
      @kiel_doesntplay 3 года назад +31

      Technically coming back to this.... Johnny never understood the concept of sex considering he was spoiled
      My guess is that he only seeks companionship and a serious relationship but he's an idiot when it comes to proper courtship especially in his day of age..

    • @dawnmana5876
      @dawnmana5876 3 года назад +55

      @@kiel_doesntplay scarily enough, Johnny did understand sex and wasnt a virgin (terrifying that he could find a desperate enough girl. Lol) In that episode where those women wanted to throw him into a volcano as a sacrifice, they thought he was a virgin. Him not being one made the volcano angrier.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 3 года назад +28

      @@dawnmana5876 and the show creator did mention that offscreen moments johnny is popular we just see him at the times were he fails getting with the ladies

    • @michaelwoodard726
      @michaelwoodard726 3 года назад +3

      When you get away with telling a joke 😜 down with wok.

  • @gseric4721
    @gseric4721 3 года назад +1075

    1:26 That's lowkey a smooth line right there, lol

    • @IV.Fourth
      @IV.Fourth 3 года назад +48

      In reality i dont think that would be a really wise choice of words,but it depends from person to person xD

    • @kubbley_5277
      @kubbley_5277 3 года назад +30

      Complementing battle scars is very hot

    • @flacocoque5712
      @flacocoque5712 3 года назад +2

      Ik stay a teen ?

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 2 года назад

      Johnny isn't stupid, he's just horny lol.

    • @ohyoo1208
      @ohyoo1208 2 года назад +2

      I think he meant *those* kinds of battle scars.

  • @mickhernandez2665
    @mickhernandez2665 3 года назад +614

    this show is a gem.. the humor is spot on..

    • @Zeragamba
      @Zeragamba 3 года назад +6

      For the time this aired. Theses days not so much

    • @alandanger6285
      @alandanger6285 3 года назад +37

      It's still spot on if you have humor.

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 3 года назад +7

      @@Zeragamba What are you talking about? The sergeant character is exactly the kind of feminist-pandering tool that's celebrated nowadays.

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 3 года назад

      @@alandanger6285 And you're not helping, sir.

    • @alandanger6285
      @alandanger6285 3 года назад +1

      @@ARCtheCartoonMaster i helped 4 people that's enough of a good deed to me.

  • @Warcodered01
    @Warcodered01 3 года назад +810

    He's oddly perceptive at times with the NCO bit.

    • @breathstealer5486
      @breathstealer5486 3 года назад +70

      I was just thinking that.actually one of the writers must have been in the service or had a parent in the service

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 3 года назад +50

      A broken clock can be right twice a day.

    • @Warcodered01
      @Warcodered01 3 года назад +20

      @@breathstealer5486 maybe, I think it might just be a bit they like to do where he says some oddly intelligent things while acting completely idiotic.

    • @ispankedyourwaifu9705
      @ispankedyourwaifu9705 3 года назад +22

      The px part is what got me

    • @severknight1143
      @severknight1143 3 года назад +6

      @@ispankedyourwaifu9705 that they know what a px is is great. And the ncm haha they messed up on Instructor though. That's marines.

  • @hadiferlan3760
    @hadiferlan3760 Год назад +31

    Johnny Bravo and Sergeant Trixie is the inspiration of Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade relationship

  • @JonSmith-oy4bi
    @JonSmith-oy4bi 3 года назад +191

    I love the little nod to Full Metal Jacket’s character Sargent Hartman (God rest the actor’s soul) It’s my favorite war movie, even though it counts as an anti-war movie. I like this drill sergeant more because of the line and the nod.

    • @sethstopcallingmeryandickh9067
      @sethstopcallingmeryandickh9067 3 года назад +14

      R lee Ermey he actually served in Vietnam

    • @lukaszkulwicki
      @lukaszkulwicki 2 года назад +4

      Came here to comment about clear reference, it came out somebody already mentioned that a year ago :(

    • @M0butu
      @M0butu 2 года назад +7

      Full Metal Jacket isn't really a war movie, nor an anti-war movie.
      It's a satire on the machinations of the war machine, and how humans function and get twisted in extreme conditions.
      Kubrick could have made a movie about a deadly Battle Royal event with extensive media coverage and it could have worked out similar.
      Vietnam, or any war for that matter, is only a setting.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Год назад +3

      @@sethstopcallingmeryandickh9067 I think he was only supposed to be a consultant on the movie but Kubrick was so impressed with his antics (since the actor had been an actual drill sergeant) that he gave him the role and half his dialogue is improvised on the spot.

  • @redith137
    @redith137 3 года назад +1395

    "Non-commissioned mama" as a member of the E4 Mafia I approve of this joke for us veterans

  • @Energieko
    @Energieko 3 года назад +499

    The voice actress for Sergeant Trixie also does the hero Ashe for Overwatch. "Bob! Do something!" You can hear the similarities in the way Trixie yells.

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 3 года назад +84

      Jennifer Hale, right?

    • @TopGod97
      @TopGod97 3 года назад +43

      Damn and she was Femshep in Mass effect what a legend.

    • @bigmeknurgle
      @bigmeknurgle 3 года назад +9

      Thank you so much, I thought she sounded familiar and it was driving me crazy

    • @manupontheprecipice6254
      @manupontheprecipice6254 3 года назад +11

      @@TopGod97
      That means she was Elena from Grandia II (Dreamcast game)! Holy shit!

    • @illucidate3749
      @illucidate3749 3 года назад

      Its that southish rough

  • @manoftheusajones5147
    @manoftheusajones5147 4 года назад +646

    Johnny will soon be arrested for harassing those foxy mama's.

    • @kimeraclan3135
      @kimeraclan3135 3 года назад +68

      The police would go easy on him given how the ladies always kick Johnny's ass on a regular basis.

    • @enigmaedits1559
      @enigmaedits1559 3 года назад +65

      He'd just go after the foxy mama police

    • @noonenowhere877
      @noonenowhere877 3 года назад +5

      Arrests only happen if the woman can't do worse on her own.

    • @zylnexxd842
      @zylnexxd842 3 года назад +3

      @@noonenowhere877 says who?

    • @Enraged-vu2vb
      @Enraged-vu2vb 3 года назад +6

      now that is one damn good looking drill seargent

  • @RazorsharpLT
    @RazorsharpLT 3 года назад +201

    "Please, call me Marry!"
    Fuck, that's the best comeback to an insult i've ever heard. If i was the sarge i would have busted my balls laughing

    • @joshuasebsebe3919
      @joshuasebsebe3919 2 года назад

      Who voices sergeant Trixie?

    • @joshuasebsebe3919
      @joshuasebsebe3919 2 года назад +8

      @Никита Зимин oh yeah her she also voiced Sam from Totally spies Ivy from where in the world is carmen sandiego and Rivet from ratchet and clank rift apart

    • @WeeeAffandi
      @WeeeAffandi 5 месяцев назад

      Can you please explain the joke? I didn't get it

    • @MattStormage
      @MattStormage 4 дня назад

      @@WeeeAffandi It's like calling Johnny Bravo: Mister Bravo, and he says: please call me Johnny (making it less formal)
      It's funny because he just goes with the name that was supposed to be an insult.

  • @american_jackal5956
    @american_jackal5956 3 года назад +56

    "Mama help! I'm trapped in bootcamp!" I felt that on a spiritual level.

  • @jeromelancashire3278
    @jeromelancashire3278 3 года назад +466

    So is this what would happen if Johnny CAGE was ripped.

    • @Hyperb2002
      @Hyperb2002 3 года назад +12

      How does Earthrealm Special Forces training work?

    • @stoner63reflex65
      @stoner63reflex65 3 года назад +1

      @@Hyperb2002 simple: go for the NUT PUNCH! 😂😂😂

    • @titan133760
      @titan133760 Год назад +2

      I though Johnny Cage was already ripped

    • @jeromelancashire3278
      @jeromelancashire3278 Год назад

      @@titan133760 Comparing Johnny Cage to Johnny Bravo is like comparing Conor McGregor to Zyzz.

  • @jhonmaverick9963
    @jhonmaverick9963 3 года назад +328

    Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade in a nutshell.

  • @unstablerupture6983
    @unstablerupture6983 3 года назад +415

    1:20 that eyebrow raise had me dying

  • @RTWLR
    @RTWLR 8 месяцев назад +24

    "YOUR NAME IS SISTER MARY CLUELESS!"
    "Please, call me Mary."
    🤣🤣🤣Wake me up when my laughter ceases

  • @yuushwo
    @yuushwo 3 года назад +64

    The opposable thumbs joke was actually an uncharacteristically clever comeback by johnny

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid 2 года назад +16

      Well, Johnny isn't stupid per se, just ... kinda off.

  • @katyhayhurst7806
    @katyhayhurst7806 3 года назад +234

    That Sergeant Trixie makes Numbuh 86 (the Kids Next Door Head of Decommissioning) look like a damsel in distress. Btw, they’re both voiced by Jennifer Hale.

    • @ConwayFreelanceDetective
      @ConwayFreelanceDetective 3 года назад +19

      Femshep Jennifer Hale? No wonder I recognized the voice

    • @djprincegrandmasteryrjdalo2905
      @djprincegrandmasteryrjdalo2905 3 года назад +2

      I know this is unrelated but if I’m not mistaken she’s also the voice actressfor zero suit and power suit Samus.

    • @derekkinzie6591
      @derekkinzie6591 3 года назад

      Maybe she'll inject him with FOXDIE

    • @SirParanoidAndroid
      @SirParanoidAndroid 3 года назад +1

      @@derekkinzie6591 nah she is preparing him for the attack against the reapers

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 3 года назад +2

      Why does everyone think every female character is either a "damsel in distress" or a "badass action heroine"? Like... where does that place Daria, for example?

  • @thatrecord5313
    @thatrecord5313 3 года назад +184

    I've never watched Johnny Bravo, but I have seen multiple snippets online. I must say, this seems like a really hilarious show.

    • @mainstreetsaint36
      @mainstreetsaint36 3 года назад +18

      It's one of the greats.

    • @bigmaxcc
      @bigmaxcc 3 года назад +13

      You missed out

    • @thatrecord5313
      @thatrecord5313 3 года назад +7

      @@bigmaxcc I'm sure I did...

    • @edtifa
      @edtifa 3 года назад +2

      Shame only Season 1 and random other episodes ever made it to DVD in the U.S. Have to import like from Europe or Australia to get more of the series on DVD. It’s probably on HBO Max but it’s always great to have a physical item you can take anywhere.

    • @alexanderlapp5048
      @alexanderlapp5048 3 года назад +2

      You need to see the episode of Scooby Doo with Johnny Bravo guest staring.

  • @sida32123
    @sida32123 Год назад +31

    The fact that Johnny knows about the PX and knows his rank structure makes this even funnier af

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 3 года назад +67

    If Johnny can't get a girl with his smooth ass lines there's no hope for any of us.

    • @razorr_o
      @razorr_o Год назад +5

      They say he can, but "off-screen"

  • @Nephalem2002
    @Nephalem2002 3 года назад +106

    Jennifer Hale….as a Drill Instructor.
    *That’s absolutely god tier*

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 Год назад +2

      I knew ive heard that voice before. Commander Shepard!

    • @viithlegion1387
      @viithlegion1387 Год назад +3

      @@ladyselin35 *Nods "Shepard."

    • @claytoncondo3460
      @claytoncondo3460 Год назад

      That’s actually perfect for Jennifer Hale

    • @primarchvulkan4013
      @primarchvulkan4013 3 месяца назад

      One of my favourite "Renegade FemShep" moments in the Mordin's loyalty mission when she screams at the captured Urdnot scout, with all that drill sergeant energy

  • @DarkestKnight502
    @DarkestKnight502 3 года назад +33

    I feel so old. I remember when this was a new episode.

  • @oshi8994
    @oshi8994 Год назад +11

    My nieces got me watching this show and I never stopped watching it! 😂

  • @LordOfNothingreally
    @LordOfNothingreally 3 года назад +71

    "Please...call me Mary" Holy shit, I haven't had a good belly laugh in some time. Was not expecting that!

  • @Rikegile
    @Rikegile 3 года назад +95

    I could’ve sworn that was Grey Delisle who voiced Sergeant Trixie. Apparently, I was dead wrong, it was Jennifer Hale. She’s fantastic at voice acting a female sergeant

    • @claytoncondo3460
      @claytoncondo3460 Год назад +14

      Both Jennifer Hale and Grey Delisle are beautiful voice actress

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 Год назад +3

      Jennifer Hale was always so hilarious at doing voices like her!🤣

    • @Killer_Kotomibro
      @Killer_Kotomibro 10 месяцев назад

      I suppose you could say that Johnny is her favorite maggot on the Citadel.

  • @harkaway9006
    @harkaway9006 Год назад +29

    Can we just take a minute too appreciate how great Jen Hale is.

  • @jakkdlaw
    @jakkdlaw 3 года назад +177

    Good old cartoons, how did we get to the point where we can't make things as good as this anymore.

    • @enigmaedits1559
      @enigmaedits1559 3 года назад +21

      It makes adults feel bad that's why😂

    • @Qwerty-fy6fx
      @Qwerty-fy6fx 3 года назад +4

      Check out close enough it’s pretty good

    • @bafi29
      @bafi29 3 года назад +16

      Because we are old and can't enjoy new things anymore. 🤫

    • @HL-777-
      @HL-777- 3 года назад +22

      It wen't wrong when the feminists got offended by everything

    • @enigmaedits1559
      @enigmaedits1559 3 года назад +21

      @@HL-777- it went wrong when we started bending. everyone always didn't like something.

  • @SouthwesternEagle
    @SouthwesternEagle 2 года назад +69

    Wow. Almost all of this went over my head in the late '90s. Now I see that it wasn't mindless randomness, but actually brilliant writing.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Год назад +5

      I do wonder if Johnny Bravo was really meant for kids.

    • @Shekina-0
      @Shekina-0 Год назад +3

      That's old cartoons for ya. What you described is literally newer cartoons.

    • @kosmosXcannon
      @kosmosXcannon 11 месяцев назад

      @@Shekina-0 yeah we don't really get stuff anymore, like what we got with Harley Quinn in the Batman The Animated Series.

  • @sillykanji
    @sillykanji 3 года назад +60

    "You are the lowest form of life on the planet!"
    "Not true! I've got opposable thumbs and everything!"
    God this is top tier

  • @Tores444
    @Tores444 3 года назад +8

    Gotta love how Johnny rolls with the punches no matter how he's treated

  • @sethinneon
    @sethinneon 3 года назад +35

    This cartoon is criminally underrated

  • @davidkolo
    @davidkolo 3 года назад +24

    i love the attention to detail when they are sitting on the couch, he is way taller there because hes all torso lol

  • @crispyandspicy6813
    @crispyandspicy6813 6 месяцев назад +9

    To be fair, Johnny Bravo not being turned off by scars is quite comendable.

  • @roberttsmith6010
    @roberttsmith6010 3 года назад +25

    His hair has plot armor! The most impenetrable body armor ever to exist.

  • @GamerShyUncut
    @GamerShyUncut 3 года назад +124

    Hair cutters: Can't cut hair
    Couch: Completely ruins his hairstyle

    • @djokealtena2538
      @djokealtena2538 3 года назад +10

      It is a well known fact that couches and beds are able to fuck with that extra strong hairspray & gel.

    • @MisterEvvvSymphoenix
      @MisterEvvvSymphoenix 3 года назад

      Me: Skins couch, uses its hide as armour, roasts the cushion carcass and feasts upon it with my brethren 🤪😛🙂😐 ... wait, what're we talking about again?

    • @Awesomeisme7000
      @Awesomeisme7000 3 года назад +1

      To be fair cutting the hair is not the same as moving/restyling the hair.

    • @liltay7628
      @liltay7628 Год назад

      @@MisterEvvvSymphoenix How long could you ACTUALLY survive in the wild,Caveman?

    • @MisterEvvvSymphoenix
      @MisterEvvvSymphoenix Год назад

      ​@@liltay7628 What are you responding to? I don't remember commenting here. 🤔😨 *What kind of frame of mind was I in to write a comment like THAT!?* Maybe they should make a rule against letting sleep-deprived RUclips surfers comment on anything. So, uh 😅 ... unfortunately, I'm also sleep-deprived right now, so all I can say is it depends on how many couch cushions I have at the time, the quality of their make, and how well my brethren can pick up the slack ... and me, for that matter. What I'm trying to say is they're gonna have to carry me. Getting stuck with a team capable of carrying you always a pro gamer move. I'm a big believer in neutral drift over natural selection (basically, survival of the lucky, rather than survival of the fittest).
      🙂 Yeah, I think I should sleep now.

  • @Conwayy33
    @Conwayy33 3 года назад +1077

    PC police better not touch my Johnny

    • @Zack-xv2yc
      @Zack-xv2yc 3 года назад +117

      When they that he has *"toxic masculinity"* , we'll just say "Nah fam, you mean CHAD AURA".

    • @banditkeith6479
      @banditkeith6479 3 года назад +49

      Bet they'll harass the voice actor before they'll harass the creator. Also the creator is asian.

    • @funnyjokeman6175
      @funnyjokeman6175 3 года назад +10

      twitter loves johnny bravo though

    • @Frustratedartist2
      @Frustratedartist2 3 года назад +37

      Actually there are no "PC" comments here, just you being paranoid and republican (is there any difference really)

    • @banditkeith6479
      @banditkeith6479 3 года назад +89

      @@Frustratedartist2 What if I told you that you don't have to vote republican or have any political affiliation to hate 'PC' culture. Japanese artists are getting attack for just making their character's skin lighter, people who drew Steven's mom thinner got death threats and freaking Apu from the simpson got remove because he's a white male voicing an indian character.

  • @harpieclan1950
    @harpieclan1950 3 года назад +184

    I’m watching all these now before he gets canceled it’s definitely coming

    • @Igor_054
      @Igor_054 3 года назад +15

      No, it is not.

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 3 года назад +11

      I never watched the show, but I haven't actually seen him do anything that crosses a line.

    • @NightBlaze911
      @NightBlaze911 3 года назад +4

      I'm calling to
      After pepe he's most likely next

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 3 года назад +10

      @Hugh Mungus says the guy named Hugh Mungus? "IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT?!"

    • @the_Haexler
      @the_Haexler 3 года назад +8

      @Hindadubfing Official jonny bravo was allready often enough point of the discussion. Similar to pepe, it not really led to somethign as his dumb behavoir actualy fails him allt he time and thats the lesson to take. not that this is aceptabel behaviour.

  • @shivaneepatell
    @shivaneepatell 2 года назад +12

    Johnny was the smoothest brother we knew!

  • @TheMarioMen1
    @TheMarioMen1 3 года назад +22

    New Lts coming in from the Academy even after they’re told not to hit on enlisted: “hey my little Non Commissioned mamacita” 😂

  • @DavidVoxDem
    @DavidVoxDem 3 года назад +14

    The voice actress is Jennifer Hale. She's been in like every cartoon and game from your childhood. She's also Commander Shepard and Ashe from Overwatch.

  • @Symphonia30
    @Symphonia30 Год назад +5

    You gotta admire Johnny bravos persistence he never gives up on women

  • @Mr-dead
    @Mr-dead 4 года назад +67

    She say "son of.." nice Jennifer lol, i guess back in the 90 that wasn't much of a deal

    • @chochtopf8682
      @chochtopf8682 3 года назад +8

      what so bad about "son of a brush salesman"?

    • @Mr-dead
      @Mr-dead 3 года назад +1

      @@chochtopf8682 there isn't anything bad about it, but try to say it in today cartoons and people will say to you" your not allowed to say something like that"

    • @Crow-qm7zw
      @Crow-qm7zw 3 года назад

      @@Mr-dead Uh, no? Cartoons got looser on swear words tbh, able to say stuff like "pissed." But they're definitely more politically correct.

    • @Mr-dead
      @Mr-dead 3 года назад

      @@Crow-qm7zw but not in a kid's show

    • @Crow-qm7zw
      @Crow-qm7zw 3 года назад +1

      @@Mr-dead I hear "son of a" in kids shows all the time in every era. Regular Show had characters saying "pissed off." It's really not a big deal. People today would be angry about Johnny harassing women, but nothing else.

  • @astrealove1
    @astrealove1 3 года назад +20

    Johnny Bravo is peak cartoon comedy.

  • @saintakins187
    @saintakins187 3 года назад +33

    Johnny Bravo is that one dude that will take a figure of speech or a metaphor seriously.😂

  • @greatsage1288
    @greatsage1288 3 года назад +14

    I bet if Johnny just committed himself to one lovely lady, he'd win her over. He's got that long lasting charm and persistence.

    • @SanjiEastBlue
      @SanjiEastBlue 5 месяцев назад

      If I'm not mistaken, Heather was legit his perfect match. She's really beautiful, strong, smart, and has the same energy. Unfortunately, since she was a spy/secret agent, and often had many enemies after her, she decided to erase her from Johnny's memories so she doesn't put Johnny's life in danger whenever they're together. 😢

  • @Over9000Turtles
    @Over9000Turtles 3 года назад +22

    Ahh yes, Johnny Cage trying to woo Sonya Blade in the early days with his $500 sunglasses.

    • @gk2370
      @gk2370 3 года назад +3

      so true

  • @chadwickwhite6107
    @chadwickwhite6107 3 года назад +6

    Johnny Bravo is the GREATEST CARTOON EVER MADE.

  • @FloatingSunfish
    @FloatingSunfish 3 года назад +18

    Ha, Sam's voice from Totally Spies is recognizable wherever she goes. 😂

  • @EricLing64
    @EricLing64 3 года назад +6

    I think with the right encouragement Johnny could be turned into a perfect soldier.

  • @mr.iankp.5734
    @mr.iankp.5734 3 дня назад +1

    Never thought it was possible to make a child-friendly homage to Full Metal Jacket

  • @JETZcorp
    @JETZcorp 3 года назад +6

    I never realized JUST how much Full Metal Jacket was in this episode. It's... everything.

  • @coninater
    @coninater 3 года назад +10

    Ok, I can´t unheard it now. Johnny Bravo trying to put his moves on Femshep

  • @johnleonard9102
    @johnleonard9102 2 года назад +4

    I'm convinced that Johnny is a very chill Super Saiyan.
    His hair is blonde, always standing up, and can't be cut.
    He wears sunglasses so that people aren't intimidated by his inhuman cutting cyan eyes.
    And he's just so extremely durable.

  • @scarletspider119
    @scarletspider119 3 года назад +8

    Wish I had Johnny's indestructible hair.

  • @alfiona7951
    @alfiona7951 3 года назад +24

    This show taught me about respect and dating. I wanted to grow up and be just like those tough girls. One of my favorite shows to date.

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 3 года назад +10

      So... you think it's okay to physically abuse men?

    • @admiralAlfonso9001
      @admiralAlfonso9001 9 месяцев назад

      @@ARCtheCartoonMasterif that’s the message you got out of the comment you’re stupid

  • @thunderworks1107
    @thunderworks1107 2 года назад +4

    Johnny is smoother than butter and his hair is stronger than steel!

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 3 года назад +170

    So, is her last name coincidentally Trixie, or does she demand people to call her by her first name? Because the last one sounds more badass, like she went, "Yeah, my mom calls me Trixie. I can still turn you into a living pretzel."

    • @mrcopycat2355
      @mrcopycat2355 3 года назад +24

      Really digging that "cute nickname on a hardened person" theory

    • @fabioartoscassone9305
      @fabioartoscassone9305 3 года назад +2

      probably the last name is the contraction of Trimmed + Dixie:her ancestor was the only Dixie Trooper without a beard

    • @warlockpaladin2261
      @warlockpaladin2261 3 года назад

      It would have to be her last name.

  • @lazarusblackwell6988
    @lazarusblackwell6988 2 года назад +6

    Im sensing a little bit of the "Full Metal Jacket" in this one
    :)

    • @socatoansoldier9984
      @socatoansoldier9984 5 месяцев назад

      She must be the sister that Sergeant Hartman was talking about, let’s hope she doesn’t get her own equivalent of Private Pyle, else she may end up getting shot dead in her chest.

  • @mumandubula1788
    @mumandubula1788 3 года назад +14

    Sergeant Trixie: From now on you're sister Mary Clueless.
    Johnny: Please, call me Mary
    😂😂😂😂 boy is naturally smooth.

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 3 года назад

      She was a funny riot!😂

  • @reymicroc
    @reymicroc 3 года назад +10

    I love how he is inmune to rejection

  • @roastingroyalty2630
    @roastingroyalty2630 3 года назад +8

    It was the “how about we head over to the px” for me 😂😂😂

  • @fulltimeslackerii8229
    @fulltimeslackerii8229 9 месяцев назад +15

    0:10 they predicted the bussin fr fr zoomer haircut

  • @danielpleitez-martinez7638
    @danielpleitez-martinez7638 3 года назад +8

    Johnny is hilarious bring him back

  • @MadMan731
    @MadMan731 3 года назад +5

    One of the best shows, ever.

  • @Mike19737
    @Mike19737 Год назад +6

    Thats the joke: Johnny is so confident but clueless at the same time. 😂😂

  • @comboer3334
    @comboer3334 3 года назад +5

    Johnny would have gotten his whole starting team shot for this irl lol.

  • @mikeystret9263
    @mikeystret9263 Год назад +5

    Classic cartoons are the best

  • @josephshow2527
    @josephshow2527 3 года назад +6

    Johnny’s hair: literally indestructible
    Also Johnny’s hair: 1:37

  • @vvrathhps
    @vvrathhps 3 года назад +14

    Last time I saw Johnny Bravo was probably 20+ years ago. Most of it probably flew straight over my head. I should rewatch it, because Johnny Bravo is like the embodiment of what triggers everyone these days. Ah the 90's was a much better time.

    • @troyjollimore4100
      @troyjollimore4100 3 года назад +6

      The difference is back then, we laughed at it for being outrageous. Now, "Why so serious?"

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 3 года назад +2

      Dude, he literally gets his ass handed to him by the women he hits on. If anything, this is the sort of thing the people who triggered approve of.

  • @DEVINdevdev
    @DEVINdevdev 3 года назад +1

    Man the memories, watching this stuff like what? 18 years ago? . one of the favs.

    • @edtifa
      @edtifa 3 года назад +1

      Fun fact: Next year Johnny Bravo will be 25 years old since it began airing.

    • @razorr_o
      @razorr_o Год назад

      @@edtifa it's 25 years old now

  • @greathoundii6142
    @greathoundii6142 2 года назад +2

    I mean it is a compliment to admire the battle scars on an amazonian body. It's an ancient warrior way to court someone. Good job Johnny! 👍🏾

  • @socatoansoldier9984
    @socatoansoldier9984 5 месяцев назад +4

    This lady was voiced by the same person behind all the following: Kronika from MK 11, Number 86 from CN:KND, Ashe from Overwatch, Leah from Diablo 3, Merithra from World of Warcraft, and Female Commander Shepard from Mass Effect. Jennifer Hale’s got absolute RANGE💪

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 3 года назад +8

    He’s right about the thumbs though.
    Johnny: 1
    Trixie: 0

  • @elborracho215
    @elborracho215 3 года назад +21

    0:30 is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

  • @ourochroma
    @ourochroma 3 года назад +2

    Dude I miss this show so much

  • @daemonares4910
    @daemonares4910 Год назад +8

    0:49
    "from now on your name is Sister Mary Clueless"
    "please, call me mary"
    .
    WTF HAHAHAAH!!!!!

  • @SouthPaw7_1776
    @SouthPaw7_1776 Год назад +4

    My man's got that Bravo RIZZ!

  • @LilyZerep
    @LilyZerep 3 года назад +3

    The fact that his hair is indestructible is what caught me off guard the most 😂🤣

    • @edtifa
      @edtifa 3 года назад +1

      It’s either Hair Gel or Hair Spray that keeps it like that.

  • @dylanthesea2976
    @dylanthesea2976 3 года назад +7

    She's actually really nice to Johnny.

  • @mriya4345
    @mriya4345 Год назад

    This was my favourite show,i used to watch it everyday before going to school

  • @BoBBaB0oN
    @BoBBaB0oN 3 года назад +2

    Johny Bravo's video been coming to my news feed a lot lately. This made me want to watch all of their episode.