Sam told all about how he was giving the reverend a punishment. "Uh." It was a special birthday punishment. "UHM." It was a leather-bound punishment. *"UHH AHH UHH"* this video is legendary thank you for this blessing
@@AquaAtia wait I think you're onto something. Tap specifically reminds at least two high-profile community members (Mrs. Goblins and the Reverend) about the wind taking branches down. Then he murders Al Thompson in a way that will look like a wind-related accident rather than foul play. Was Tap simply hoping that such an opportunity would present itself? Or did he know in advance that Al would be vulnerable and alone on his ladder at that time?
As a young postman myself, that “postman tap, you can never be happy.” Hit REALLY close to home. Had to pause the video for a sec. thanks for your work as always, Dathings.
The joke at 4:03 is legendary, what a long con lmao. Also the little “meow” while the text briefly zooms in for a split-second made me laugh shockingly hard lmao. Reading the text itself was an excellent ride as well!
You sneaky oaf, posting this just after it’s been “wild and windy” here in Utah- and even here branches have fallen from the trees, and some have broken the telephone wires.
Waker of Winds My God. Poor car. I’m a lad of the Salty City m’self; all the oldest spruces in Liberty and Sunnyside parks are no more. Wait. “Waker of Winds”? Then this was your doing, wasn’t it? Curse you and all sorcerers!!
I can't explain in mere words the dopamine drip that comes from tap uttering "EUURR AHHH EURRR" Also, this is probably my fav thing you've put out recently, especially after the 2 minute mark. That, going forward, was consistently hilarious as heck
This is admittedly odd, but 3 years ago I was in a pretty rough place mentally (medschool during covid, with no opportunity to pace myself, no real support net, and very poor job prospects if I flunked out), and for whatever reason, I always got a genuine smile out of humming along to "Postman Tap, Postman Tap, you can never be happy! Postman Tap, Postman Tap, you can never be a real man!" So... thank you for giving me the means to lean so hard into my depression that I swung back around to normal.
Ah yes, the famed Postman Tap theme tune: Postman, postman Tap, guess what's in his pants. Is there a letter? Yes. Is there a parcel? YYES! Is there a postcard? Yes but actually no. What?
Hey DaThings I must say, this has been the hardest I have laughed in sometime because of how well it's edited this it's so good. At some parts of the video I was just laughing for no reason at all, I was just laughing. Well done DaThings.
So, what have we learned today, ladies and gentleman? 1. It had been wild and windy in Greendale. 2. A lot of branches had fallen from the trees. 3. Some had broken the telephone wires. 4. Pat will try anything once.
I do declare Mr. Patrick Clifton of the Royal Mail postal service that in all honest and well-intentioned point of fact I have not seen our fellow Greendale neighbor and devout religious practitioner Reverand Timms, nor can I in good conscience provide any insight as to his whereabouts at this time. Furthermore, as I am a domesticated feline and demonstrably not capable of human cognition or speech, I am left to ponder the reasoning as to your query and its direction at me than to a nearby human peer of yours, such as Ms. Patricia Hubbard who is standing nearby to the two of us just out of visible range from the perspective of the audience (and while I am free to have my reply illustrated for the aforementioned audience to read, I must apologize for prematurely revealing the presence of Ms. Hubbard within this scene, as many of you are viewing this for the first time at present and will be denied the opportunity to undergo the intended emotional experience of seeing her organically.) As a final, unrelated quip, I'd like to pose the following statement for your consideration: When you find yourself in situations such as this, where you're viewing a piece of transformative media via the internet, it may indeed be worth your while to consider that such media does not exist on its own, detached from the world around it, and in fact while transformative media in particular does indeed stem from pre-existing works, there also exists and artist who performs the act of transformation in order to create a new selection of artwork, unique as an experience from the source which it was birthed from, and that the artist in question could benefit from the patronage of their viewers on a singular or recurring basis in order to securely afford the necessary expenses that come with living in a capitalist economic system such as food, shelter and healthcare.
I watched part one and two for the first time today... A few hours before you posted this. Sometimes I don't understand how life does these things it does.
I'd like to file a complaint with Royal Mail. One of your drivers Tap keeps having his number plate changed every couple of days between "TAP 1" and "PAT 1". Could you please ensure he keeps the same plate on at all times so we can keep track of what Tap is tapping next?! Thanks! 🤣
i haven't checked your channel in like 7 years so i've watched like 20 of these vids while needing to pee REALLY badly and now i'm going to go do that, this is some good shit ellelelellie, i hope you enjoy this information
"You alright, Tap?"
"No-"
"Cool whatever."
the townspeople exact their revenge
It’s a result of him talking to grandma Dry about his **** getting cut off.
Cool story, Tap
@@jstyxx4110 it's revenge for him breaking down all their doors
Tap, always one step ahead: Alright. I'll just kill this guy.
Then he kills Al
Sam told all about how he was giving the reverend a punishment.
"Uh."
It was a special birthday punishment.
"UHM."
It was a leather-bound punishment.
*"UHH AHH UHH"*
this video is legendary thank you for this blessing
It's the return of *UHH AHH UHH*
"I said I'd try anything once..."
hayden mallory I had to rewatch that clip after reading that comment, and I am dying 🤣🤣
Lord bless us!
"Lord bless us!"
*sees opportunity for murder*
“I’ll try anything once!”
ONCE
@@georgelloydgonzalez But only once.
@@britainluver431 There's no way to win.
@@alandpost You just have to call out numbers.
"You should take a shower"
"I'll try anything once."
Would've been so much better if it was Sam the Hitler lookalike saying that
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@@ColonelClusterFunk I think Sam is supposed to look like Charlie Chaplin.
*But only once*
@@spindleclown
But only once
Leather-bound Bible on the streets, leather-bound punishment in the sheets
You can never be happy.
You can never be a real man.
RAWWW HIIIIIIIDEEEEEE
*Umm*
Err, ah, uh.
This conment section and with replies are golden
“It was a leatherbound *Punishment* “
UH AH UH
Kinky
I'll try ANYTHING once!
"Time to R U N A W A Y"
So that's what "Rawhide in black and white" meant......
I'm not sure but i think a lot of branches have fallen from the trees
It's entirely possible that some of them have broken the telephone wires.
@@112048112048 All because it was wild and windy in Greendale.
It might just be heresay; we can’t know for sure unless we visit Greendale and see it for ourselves.
Mr Thompson is nothing more than a branch fallen from the trees
@@AquaAtia wait I think you're onto something. Tap specifically reminds at least two high-profile community members (Mrs. Goblins and the Reverend) about the wind taking branches down. Then he murders Al Thompson in a way that will look like a wind-related accident rather than foul play.
Was Tap simply hoping that such an opportunity would present itself? Or did he know in advance that Al would be vulnerable and alone on his ladder at that time?
The "hope you get round in time" joke is the dumbest thing I've ever laughed about for 5 minutes straight.
It's an Albany expression!
Time?
Edit: I found the time but what's the joke about? 1:34
@@parrotyee he was a square
@@superduperdrew12345 that is the dumbest joke ever... Lol
I thought he was supposed to be a Jojo reference
3:15 I like how easily you turned a lighthearted kids show into a Svankmajer stop motion cartoon with the right editing and ominous music
"Oh it's not your day today, is it?"
_brutally murders an innocent man_
“Wait! Stop! Argh!”
There's a name I don't hear often enough.
Patrick Stonecrusher darkness light darkness is such a good film
@@AuntBibby I'm a huge fan of Alice. Breakfast and Lunch are really good too, and the first things I saw from him.
Postman Cat
Postman Cat
Postman Cat and his black-and-white fur
"What are you playing at, Jess? Do you think you're Postman Jess or something?"
Come on [Music stops]
"Err ahh err" -Postman Tap
I watched this video, hoping to find that since it's now been in all of the Postman Tap episodes.
I've seen this somewhere before...
Its a small world
EesrekYT 4:17
@@tjh98 classic hahaha
Postman Postman Postman
Raaaaw HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
In black and white!
"Tap feels he's.... Batmaaan"
Heyyy Phil's Tube is with us on this fine day!
At least we can agree on the YTP we watch.
The sequel we didn’t deserve, but needed
+Celica is Best waifu
Triquel, but yup!
As a young postman myself, that “postman tap, you can never be happy.” Hit REALLY close to home. Had to pause the video for a sec. thanks for your work as always, Dathings.
you can never be a free man
@@littlesnowflakepunk855 jokes on you, I found a different job.
@@Loe7hell yeah if it sucks hit the bricks
Brace yourself for Postman Tap 4: The Leather-bound Punishment.
ChickenPenis! Boy, am I glad to know you still watch YTPs. Hope life is going well to you.
@@leepdroon
I'm doing well, thanks! I wouldn't miss a new DaThings for the world.
I miss you man
@@ChickenPika man I love ur ytps! Nice to see you doing well
And all building up to the epic series finale, Postman Tap 5: UHH-AHH-UHH
Did...did a cat just tell me to subscribe to patreon?
Never question Jess
The Postman Pat-reon
@jbiehlable One that looks adorable in Postman Taps hat.
"It was a leather bound punishment."
A special birthday punishment
UH AH UH!
@@f0rm0r my thoughts exactly!!
Raw hide
i said i'll try anything once
"you're about to see some pretty hot driving"
You're a genius.
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2:30 Jess meowing like she's trying to fill that word requirement for a high school essay.
@@AlwaysCooodooolu6 I don't know the original source material. 🤷
@@AlwaysCooodooolu6 Jess is referred to as a boy in the Postman Pat series.
Confused me too, as a little 'un, until I met several boys named Jesse.
"I thought I saw Pat die"
Who is Pat?
It was Tap who "died"...
*Tap
"Oh it isn't your day today, is it?"
"Sorry Al, there's nothing for it."
The joke at 4:03 is legendary, what a long con lmao. Also the little “meow” while the text briefly zooms in for a split-second made me laugh shockingly hard lmao. Reading the text itself was an excellent ride as well!
"Tap are you alright!"
"no"
Right in the feels.
"Hehe, whatever"
Oh my God, it's feels time!"
I cant wait for the spin-off: Tostpan Map
Hey, don't forget Mosttan Pap!
or Soapnan mat
You sneaky oaf, posting this just after it’s been “wild and windy” here in Utah- and even here branches have fallen from the trees, and some have broken the telephone wires.
definitely connected!
Hey, fellow Utahn! Up here in Logan I woke up, went outside, and a tree had fallen on someone's car.
Waker of Winds My God. Poor car. I’m a lad of the Salty City m’self; all the oldest spruces in Liberty and Sunnyside parks are no more.
Wait. “Waker of Winds”? Then this was your doing, wasn’t it? Curse you and all sorcerers!!
Were there any sneaky uncaring mailmen involved?
I can't explain in mere words the dopamine drip that comes from tap uttering "EUURR AHHH EURRR"
Also, this is probably my fav thing you've put out recently, especially after the 2 minute mark. That, going forward, was consistently hilarious as heck
“Lord bless us”
“Uh”
“It was a special birthday punishment”
“U h”
“It was a leather-bound punishment”
“U h, er, u h”
"I'll try anything once." 😏
Thanks to these poops, I’ve been introduced to one of the most British shows I’ve ever seen.
It was my favourite show as a small kid - it's only as I've gotten older that I've realised how *aggressively* British it is lmao
I'm not sure, but I think I may have seen Postman Pat when I was younger. Though all I would remember is that he existed.
Same
It just works as a nostalgia trip for us. There are plenty of old fashioned villages with drystone walls still around.
I'm Norwegian so I grew up with the Norwegian dub... it's weird to recontextualise it now as an adult
"It was a leather bound punishment"
Oh god, that's horrifying and hilarious at the same time
Ikr! Lmao! 😂😆
*UH-AH-UH*
He said he'd try anything once!
"It isn't a good day for you" *shakes ladder viggorysly&
2:45 Good to see the people of this village care about each other as much as ever
This is admittedly odd, but 3 years ago I was in a pretty rough place mentally (medschool during covid, with no opportunity to pace myself, no real support net, and very poor job prospects if I flunked out), and for whatever reason, I always got a genuine smile out of humming along to "Postman Tap, Postman Tap, you can never be happy! Postman Tap, Postman Tap, you can never be a real man!"
So... thank you for giving me the means to lean so hard into my depression that I swung back around to normal.
Making videos and stuff on the internet is my full-time job now, so every patron is welcome and appreciated! ko-fi.com/elliespectacular
4:15 i recognise that bit from Seamus lochius Ytps!
Wow 😱 congratulations at winning at life bro!
Making video is full time job now.
Can you make a ytp on Hamilton?
I'm not sure why, but I feel like I'm being manipulated into giving you money...
Maybe I've listening to too many cats lately
1:40 Jess is clearly the superior postman.
Postmeown
Tap isn't a postman, he is a criminal that does mail themed crimes.
1:41
DaThings turning Postman Pat into some kind of blood-thirsty psychopath just never gets old.
"I'll try anything once."
*"O N C E"*
BUT ONLY ONCE!!!
The original Postman Tap and its sequel are two of my favorite YTPs you've ever made, so this was quite a pleasant surprise! ^_^
Ah yes, the famed Postman Tap theme tune: Postman, postman Tap, guess what's in his pants. Is there a letter? Yes. Is there a parcel? YYES! Is there a postcard? Yes but actually no. What?
Lmao I don't know why but seeing this written out is killing me more than hearing it did
4:37 I didn't know the Vienna Convention on Road Signs and Signals approved a 'Donut Enter' sign.
I like this vid. I'll show it to the wife.
She *WILL* be pleased.
“Oh it’s not your day today, is it?”
-Postman Soprano
i thought that's where the "morning" motif in the intro was going
I said I’ll like anything once.
BUT I WANT TO LIKE THIS MORE THAN ONCE
"it was a leather-bound punishment--"
" *ERR AHH UHH* "
As a current postman, this whole series is very true to reality.
Do postmen have to pick up their own vans every day, or break through people's doors??
Did you find and keep a spatula?
@@georgelloydgonzalez in black and white
Oh NO! He mustn't GO!
That was some Fesh Pince-tier phonetical humor.
Lol I love the implication that Pat intended to murder Alf by rattling the ladder to make him fall to his death
0:02 My best part is that “Innuendo” often just means a joke with an alternate meeting.
A trilogy to surpass the Lord of the Rings.
Facts
This is some OG YTP source material lmao
I've been waiting years for the PoTap sequel
"You can never be happy"
- Postman Tap
It's this wild wind we've been having in Greendale. A lot of branches had fallen from the trees. It's brought some telephone wires down.
Just have to say Jess the cat is unironically adorable, especially that little meow.
O N C E . . .
Contains SUSPENSE ELEMENTS? heaven forbid, wait until I tell the tabloids about this one!
It's the horror music I believe
I believe the tabloids are busy documenting the life of Garyrary
"Oh its not your day today" is so menacing.
I could not get over the "I'll try anything once!" on the bicycle to "once". And then that dude calling Tap a tool was too good
i love how you turned postman pat from a friendly village postman into a rude, greedy, mail stealing fiend
"You're gonna see some pretty hot driving."
Oh I get it.
*BECAUSE THE CAR'S ON FIRE*
A special birthday punishment you say?
A leather-bound punishment
ERR-AHH-ERR
You won't believe how much I needed this.
i feel my life energy returning
Rawhide was great, but when "Sni Bong" started I lost my whole mind. God-tier as always Ellie
Wait, DaThings1 is a girl?
@@acrophis Yep!
@@TheWanderlustWolf And trans too!
"Hope you get round in time, Reverend" I'm embarrassed that I only just now got that joke
I don't
I've been watching these since the beginning. Thank you for sticking around this long
Postman tap is by far my favorite ytp, seeing this in my inbox was the greatest gift
Thank you for this exquisitely packaged birthday gift. It's been a big win to start off 30 with DaThings SAUCE
Happy birthday!!!
Happy birthday!
Do you want a birthday punishment?
Happy Birthday! It's 3 days after mine, I'm glad this can be a SPECIAL BIRTHDAY [poop] for us all
"It was a leather-bound punishment" oh you naughty minxes, Sam and Reverend you.
Holy cow, I've gotta start paying attention to the video descriptions more. That's gold.
This was brilliant. Please don't wait 5 years to make another.
I love the running theme of him attacking mr Thompson lmfao
Hey DaThings I must say, this has been the hardest I have laughed in sometime because of how well it's edited this it's so good. At some parts of the video I was just laughing for no reason at all, I was just laughing. Well done DaThings.
Please never change... I look forward to every YTP you produce
So, what have we learned today, ladies and gentleman?
1. It had been wild and windy in Greendale.
2. A lot of branches had fallen from the trees.
3. Some had broken the telephone wires.
4. Pat will try anything once.
I only heard of this show thanks to your YTPs and Today I was humming the tune today for some odd reason. Then this shows up. Great work as always.
I do declare Mr. Patrick Clifton of the Royal Mail postal service that in all honest and well-intentioned point of fact I have not seen our fellow Greendale neighbor and devout religious practitioner Reverand Timms, nor can I in good conscience provide any insight as to his whereabouts at this time. Furthermore, as I am a domesticated feline and demonstrably not capable of human cognition or speech, I am left to ponder the reasoning as to your query and its direction at me than to a nearby human peer of yours, such as Ms. Patricia Hubbard who is standing nearby to the two of us just out of visible range from the perspective of the audience (and while I am free to have my reply illustrated for the aforementioned audience to read, I must apologize for prematurely revealing the presence of Ms. Hubbard within this scene, as many of you are viewing this for the first time at present and will be denied the opportunity to undergo the intended emotional experience of seeing her organically.) As a final, unrelated quip, I'd like to pose the following statement for your consideration: When you find yourself in situations such as this, where you're viewing a piece of transformative media via the internet, it may indeed be worth your while to consider that such media does not exist on its own, detached from the world around it, and in fact while transformative media in particular does indeed stem from pre-existing works, there also exists and artist who performs the act of transformation in order to create a new selection of artwork, unique as an experience from the source which it was birthed from, and that the artist in question could benefit from the patronage of their viewers on a singular or recurring basis in order to securely afford the necessary expenses that come with living in a capitalist economic system such as food, shelter and healthcare.
Correction:
The part where it mentions "There also exists and artist" is actually "There also exists an artist"
I love how the video ends with Tap getting away with murdering Alf.
He'll try anything once
I was not expecting a sequel to Postman Tap after all this time. Love the Postman Tap videos, they are really funny.
"I'll try anything once", words to live by 😂
But only once!
How Postman Tap Communicates -
“Goodbye!”
“Cool, Whatever.”
And The Most Famous
“Uuuh aah uuuh”
I watched part one and two for the first time today... A few hours before you posted this. Sometimes I don't understand how life does these things it does.
Same...I discovered the postman tap ytps like 5 days ago and kept thinking about how much of a shame it was that he didn't make a part 3.
"ooh, it's not your day today is it" lmao
*brutally murders alf by making him fall from a ladder and crack his skull on the driveway*
I'd like to file a complaint with Royal Mail. One of your drivers Tap keeps having his number plate changed every couple of days between "TAP 1" and "PAT 1". Could you please ensure he keeps the same plate on at all times so we can keep track of what Tap is tapping next?! Thanks! 🤣
After Tap's behavior in his latest escapades, I can see why a leather-bound punishment is justified.
0:19. postman tap is a porch pirate confirmed
4:15 i recognise that bit from Seamus lochius Ytps!
I didn't notice the iPhone until it started smoking. that was a very clever visual gag.
Our lord and saviour Postman Tap has come back when we need him the most...
Love that the aspect ratio changed as soon as shit got real.
0:36 I love the very subtle joke of pat driving in a circle
i haven't checked your channel in like 7 years so i've watched like 20 of these vids while needing to pee REALLY badly and now i'm going to go do that, this is some good shit ellelelellie, i hope you enjoy this information
I need a full version of "Postman Postman Postman"
how much POSTMAN words?
"Yes, I'll ask our postman to dash over and tell the Re-!"
:Drives off:
*"...nevermind."*
Never clicked on a video so fast in my life. A new Postman Tap is a very special occasion. Like some kind of grand celestial event.
That "Postman Cat" part was super cute though!
I love how his van caught on fire, and he just casually walked out of it! XD
3:25 Casual murder is *EXTREMELY* casual 😂
guys i think postman tap will try anything once
*But ONLY, ONCE!*
Huhu, you tool! (2:54)
That theme song never gets old