This Is How You DON'T Play Grand Theft Auto V: The Anniversary Run (0utsyder Edition)

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @PunishedDante
    @PunishedDante Год назад +304

    DSP is the kind of guy that CAN play a game for the first time again. Unfortunately for him, it's more often a curse rather than a blessing.

    • @TheRealTact
      @TheRealTact Год назад +7

      😂😂 Phil certainly is special

    • @PhillipOnTakos
      @PhillipOnTakos Год назад +10

      I would LOVE that ability to just get my reaction to certain events. Sadly this talent is wasted on Phil.

  • @ViViDG
    @ViViDG Год назад +170

    I'm actually impressed, DSP has managed to uncover so many voice lines people miss in this game because of his inability to play the game properly, pay attention and listen to the instructions.

  • @asap_doodoo
    @asap_doodoo Год назад +36

    2:13:00 Him not knowing that he has a three star wanted level because he stole a police vehicle and not because of shoplifting is mind boggling to me.

  • @lefteron6804
    @lefteron6804 Год назад +62

    31:33
    Soon he'll be like "I'm dying of heart failure but I can't take my heart medication until we reach the tips goal!"

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 8 месяцев назад +2

      Don't threaten me with a good time !!!!!!

  • @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
    @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 Год назад +210

    I know it is DSP, but how anyone can be this bad at GTA V is beyond me. He truly goes above and beyond with his incompetence.

    • @taipaulsen4347
      @taipaulsen4347 Год назад +33

      Especially since this is his third time playing it

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Год назад +51

      Something I think people don't quite notice sometimes is it's not JUST incompetence, it's laziness. Anyone can learn to be better at something if they just stick with it for long enough, but DSP can't be bothered. He refuses to engage with or invest in the games he plays, beyond a merely functional, superficial level. He has no interest in actually learning any game systems, or paying attention, or really even trying to do anything more than brute force mash his way to the finish his own hog-headed way because this is his JAHB and he needs to progress for TIPS.
      Incompetence can be overcome, but laziness, sloth, an utter indifference or lack of interest in what you're doing because you hate it, cannot.

    • @rhyssabev6618
      @rhyssabev6618 Год назад +7

      ​@@Blisterdude123YES, thank you for pointing this out. Since he doesn't care at all about the games he plays, it's wonder he sucks so much.
      Also in the RDR2 playthrough, he crashed his horse so much cause 90% of the time, he was looking at the stream chat. (As he does here and with every other game)

  • @Onesadcatto
    @Onesadcatto Год назад +69

    Phil is the equivalent of the cheapest gunman you can hire for a heist that will just fuck up and die

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 8 месяцев назад +5

      The good ending.

  • @bpa5721
    @bpa5721 Год назад +80

    "You can't intelligently hide from the cops in this game.." .. Stands on the highest point of the roof, perfect line of sight from the ground, no cover at all. It's almost as if he was playing Call of Duty.

    • @_Mutto_
      @_Mutto_ Год назад +15

      I played Hunt Showdown with a buddy of mine who couldn't understand this concept. Kept getting on high roofs and getting his head blown off in seconds. It's like, everyone in a 360 degree radius and 1/2 a mile out can see you.

    • @notusingmyname2634
      @notusingmyname2634 Год назад +5

      idk what hes complaining about 5 made that the easiest out of all the gta games

    • @ATPHardenedGamerOtaku1990
      @ATPHardenedGamerOtaku1990 Год назад

      @@notusingmyname2634 I remember when I 1st did this mission back on the PS3, it was SUPER easy for me. No lyin'

    • @PhillipOnTakos
      @PhillipOnTakos Год назад +1

      @@notusingmyname2634 Nah GTA 4 was the easiest to escape the cops. It's more just the city itself could make it tricky sometimes but overall you could escape the cops before they even arrive in most cases in GTA 4.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 8 месяцев назад +1

      One time I eveaded the cops by hiding in a bush, didn't even know it was possible. The only reason he can't do that is because he's too stupid to figure out an intelligent way of hiding from the cops.

  • @Blisterdude123
    @Blisterdude123 Год назад +105

    1:02:20
    I'm so glad you put this in because I was laughing my ass off at it when Doody or Memology clipped it. DSP's inability to drive in a straight line has to be some kind of mental defect. He literally just veers to the left and ploughs into that strut on purpose, for no reason. All he had to do was drive straight.
    You can even hear him slam the control stick the moment he suddenly turns left, right before he had a clean path across the bridge. All he had to do was do nothing, he was going in a straight line already.

    • @SamaelVR
      @SamaelVR Год назад +15

      Artistic

    • @Mr.Doodlebob
      @Mr.Doodlebob Год назад +7

      Makes you wonder how he got his license

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Год назад +28

      @@Mr.Doodlebob They way he mutters 'God damn it' and immediately goes to chat to scan for tips, shaking his head as if the game did something wrong never fails to crack me up. It's such a peak DSP moment.

    • @The-Joke-s-on-you
      @The-Joke-s-on-you Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/cbu9--O_D8o/видео.html

    • @ghostoflazlo
      @ghostoflazlo Год назад +1

      The thing is, sure dsp is a wholenass oaf, gtav driving is soapy as hell coming back to it lol

  • @doomscrivener
    @doomscrivener Год назад +49

    Holy frijoles…that high-pitched dying animal sound he makes when he laughs is like nails on a chalkboard.

  • @femboylovvr
    @femboylovvr Год назад +37

    Jesus props to you outsyder this play through ended yesterday. Impressed and appreciative of your haste

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed Год назад +32

    4:22:30 is when it gets funny how DSP clearly doesn't care anymore and stops trying
    just runs through enemies. tanks damage. dies. blames game. rinse and repeat

  • @fuse4gaming
    @fuse4gaming Год назад +16

    58:31 - You can hear that he's drunk and actually hear the glass with booze and ice in the glass at this point!

  • @MTown587
    @MTown587 Год назад +53

    1:07:24 to 1:07:28
    Even the game characters were losing patience with Phil

  • @shushshush7137
    @shushshush7137 Год назад +50

    " the more you ask the less i wanna do it" dsp describing well why people don't donate to him

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 9 месяцев назад +3

      At least he finally revealed why he could never hold a real job. It wasn't because of his major attitude problems like we thought. He just couldn't stand not being at the top of the pecking order. He hated the fact that he answered to at least 2 people in higher positions.

  • @runescaperzzz
    @runescaperzzz Год назад +68

    - plays Franklin, with probably the most OP driving mechanic in any game ever, pretty much able to escape formula 1 cars, let alone cops
    -climbs on top of a roof to escape cops like a dumb 90s criminal

    • @LunasLostLove
      @LunasLostLove 9 месяцев назад +1

      lol i didn't even realize that till now that he never used franklin's ability at all during that race. also he always blames controls/delay/anything but him, but i can see clearly when he's braking in the car so he can't play off that he's not braking at all before turns

  • @slxxpyhollow
    @slxxpyhollow Год назад +46

    DSP loves drama so much that even when there isn't any drama he will rant for 20 minutes about how much he hates drama, doesn't do drama content, is drama free, drama, drama, drama. He fucking LOVES drama, tips and drama are two of the Pigroach's favorite things

  • @lojinks4428
    @lojinks4428 Год назад +29

    say what you want about Phil, but he was willing to put on a Los Santos hat while playing this game for the measly sum of $100 USD?? Fucking POG!!!

    • @variedakollector1285
      @variedakollector1285 Год назад +1

      What’s wrong with being a POG? I was a POG lol 😂 3051 - Warehouse Clerk

    • @BattousaiX333
      @BattousaiX333 Год назад

      ​@@variedakollector1285POTG - Property of the Grunts

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 9 месяцев назад +1

      That same LS hat that came with the collector's edition of the game is probably worth a fortune at this point. At least it was before he shredded the box and put the hat on.

  • @LGPanthers1
    @LGPanthers1 Год назад +50

    It's the guy, I'm watching his video

    • @SamaelVR
      @SamaelVR Год назад +1

      That’s right!

    • @James-mi5qt
      @James-mi5qt Год назад +7

      ARE YOU THE GUUUUY?! ARE YOU THE GUUUUYY?!?
      ITS THE GUY IM WATCHING HIS TWITCH!

  • @sirleeproductions
    @sirleeproductions Год назад +27

    this is like watching and experiencing an irl fever dream, bruh is 40 years old played this game a decade ago and still acts in this oblivious way that's so mind grating and astonishing to witness, truly is ☠️ editing this must be something. salute to da content all around tho.

  • @StrifeSoul990
    @StrifeSoul990 Год назад +22

    Fun fact, the ai cars in GTA V specifically are actually programmed to drive into you or cause you to crash just another part of Rockstar genius game design lmao

  • @stevefromlatvia79
    @stevefromlatvia79 Год назад +48

    Aw shit...here we go again...
    Another GTA let's play by DSP

    • @shadowx2229
      @shadowx2229 Год назад

      Somehow this went worse than his GTA 4 replay a few years ago

  • @xemnas500
    @xemnas500 Год назад +30

    Oh yes. This is gonna be good. Another banger put out by The 0utsyder. Thank for continuing to work on these my guy!
    🙏🏾

  • @Kushtrxnic
    @Kushtrxnic Год назад +104

    The easiest gta game and he still managed to make it hard 💀 game literally was holding his hand with locking onto the enemies for him and mission checkpoints and etc💀

    • @aj_gen_ace
      @aj_gen_ace Год назад +21

      Not to mention he kept failing Franklin's racing missions. Racing is so much easier to win than in other GTA games due to the "slow motion ability" yet he failed to use it.

    • @notusingmyname2634
      @notusingmyname2634 Год назад +1

      @@aj_gen_ace especially when you use it it also anchors your car to the ground where you can just casually floor it and make a u turn without flipping

    • @0002pA
      @0002pA Год назад +2

      I mean, at least he understood how saving works, unlike in SA...
      Gotta take it one step at a time, even if each step takes 5+ years.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@0002pABy 2030 he might be half a decent gamer.

    • @0002pA
      @0002pA 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Ron_Jambo_ If he's still able to game, consedring how he's treating his body...

  • @MikeJr9284
    @MikeJr9284 Год назад +35

    Yet again, DSP does another "redemption" run of a GTA game.

    • @slaviclad9705
      @slaviclad9705 Год назад +7

      I would love if he replayed liberty city stories it was a trainwreck

    • @lefteron6804
      @lefteron6804 Год назад +10

      "It's not a redemption run, it's a normal playthough *Snort. So you will take the ban. You'll take the ban right up the ass."

  • @megakarlachofficial
    @megakarlachofficial Год назад +10

    Well GTA 6 is here now, atleast the trailer, just 2 more years to go and there will be TIHYDP GTA 6 after game released and Phil playing it.

  • @whenpigsfly8178
    @whenpigsfly8178 Год назад +13

    4:36:25 About the only time DSP's driving competence actually works out somewhat.
    4:40:39 This sums up Phil's intelligence and gameplay style.
    4:44:32 Lololol

  • @mine_mom
    @mine_mom Год назад +5

    On the last video, I commented how I think the intro gets longer every few videos or so, and I love it, but somebody said it would be nice for a skip option. For anyone who it matters to skip to exactly 3:00 to skip the intro.

  • @neiabaraja2044
    @neiabaraja2044 Год назад +14

    Figures that the most enjoyment you see in him is throughout the torture scene.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 8 месяцев назад

      Now we know what he wants to do to Tevin 😂

  • @cloudshines812
    @cloudshines812 Год назад +7

    2:36:14 - 2:41:32
    Literally my favourite moment of this entire TIHYDP because it just perfectly sums up everything wrong with DSP and I love how Outsyder makes long walls of texts as if pratically just talking straight to Dave. Being young myself and trying to be a journalist in College, the segment is lowkey actually inspiring as it wants me to change and own up to my faults unlike DSP. Even if in 15 years, I’d rather take falls and failures, more than living a life of misery and calling it “success”

  • @kflame903
    @kflame903 Год назад +9

    2:18:40 - 2:18:46 no one gonna mention how he sounded like a charging rail gun?

  • @21powah
    @21powah Год назад +12

    Phil "analyzing" the plot of anything gives me a headache. It's like sitting next to a very stupid child while watching a movie. "Yes, Philip. That *is* what just happened a minute ago."

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 8 месяцев назад

      "Mommy, mommy, the bad black guy is Luke's father!"
      "Yes Philliam, that's what just happened,sweetie"
      Either his parents are blinded by love or they gave up on him long ago.

  • @gkdair1413
    @gkdair1413 Год назад +11

    1:28:00 A 41 year old man becomes so visibly flustered from two characters having sex he tries to point out the graphics of the satellites, then tries to skip the mission, only to be so flustered he rams into the back of a motorcycle causing himself to get a 1 star wanted level.

    • @MoonlightBelladonna
      @MoonlightBelladonna Год назад +2

      Love how he was surprised that he got a wanted star lol.

    • @notsure4648
      @notsure4648 Год назад

      Heavens to Betsy.

    • @megatube3508
      @megatube3508 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blizzardkhaos
    @blizzardkhaos Год назад +6

    Awesome. Can’t wait for Elden Ring TIHYDP

  • @xlrators5378
    @xlrators5378 Год назад +11

    1:03:25 That's literally something that only would happen to DSP

  • @stanislav2363
    @stanislav2363 Год назад +24

    Just wanted to say, if I'm going to watch TIHYDP it's got to be from you Outsyder: without your remarks about DSP and his gameplay it's might be too boring for me to watch any other TIHYDP, your choosing of games somewhat close to mine, and you care in what games you playing and actually skilled in them, and of course yours hardworking video editing and it's insane length. I guess I'm just too used to you at this point my dude. Anyway, just wanted you to know of how I am grateful for all the time and effort you putting in to this, thank you.

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  Год назад +9

      I appreciate the kind words, thank you for watching and I hope you enjoy what I make next

    • @BattousaiX333
      @BattousaiX333 Год назад +1

      ​@@The0utsyderElden Ring coming up?

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@BattousaiX333Please use your foresight power for the greater good in the future 😊

  • @ViperNakajima
    @ViperNakajima Год назад +20

    I often wonder... more often than not.... HOW, on this god-forsaken earth does Phil function on a daily basis. Some of the shit he says, does and doesn't pay attention to is just fucking baffling.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад +2

      I like to think that Skowbeef video is actually a charitable interpretation.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 Год назад +2

      Phil: im a business. Fuck taxes 😂

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 8 месяцев назад

      Only in the USA. This guy would be homeless anywhere else.

  • @WSBIII
    @WSBIII Год назад +8

    He is absolutely incapable of ever deciding things for himself or seeing how things play out. Stopping the stream yet again when presented with the choice of saving Michael or not and leaning into the chat to see if god forbid he has to play more, takes the whole cake.

  • @0002pA
    @0002pA Год назад +2

    DSP replaying games he's failed and raged at before... there is a certain type of bitterness about this whole ordeal.

  • @halicarnassus8235
    @halicarnassus8235 Год назад +6

    59:50 if he had not looked at chat he would have failed that mission like he did the first time, ignoring the dialogue and what the game told him to do. Buy a flashlight for it.

  • @blorgus7712
    @blorgus7712 Год назад +9

    watching dsp attempt this race is so hard to watch

  • @cholze9146
    @cholze9146 Год назад +7

    Dude can use “Turn Based” mindset for every genre he plays.

  • @Summers-Finest
    @Summers-Finest Год назад +4

    Finally a new vid I can enjoy to watch, big ups bro! 🙏🏽

  • @Poleskeris
    @Poleskeris Год назад +5

    It's a Good Day when a 0utsyder video Drops

  • @sarminder4357
    @sarminder4357 Год назад +8

    "I can't see the road, I can't win the race!. Pay me to wear glasses so I can see" I know some streamers struggle to find fun ways for donation goals, meanwhile this guy wears a hat, glasses and a jacket when you give him a few hundred dollars. Sad.

  • @Jilly-Sammy-Bean
    @Jilly-Sammy-Bean Год назад +5

    It’s pretty simple 0utsyder uploads a TIHYDP, i click ack ack ack ack

  • @KingDDDuke
    @KingDDDuke Год назад +23

    5 HOURS! Somehow I'm not surprised lol. Phil played worse than his 1st & 2nd run.

  • @stahlhelm2862
    @stahlhelm2862 Год назад +19

    I love seeing him absolutely prove his low IQ by playing this game. GTAV is one of the most brilliant games when it comes to instinct, and on-the-spot decision making. He fails because he has NONE. I wonder if IRL he drives the wrong lane, crashes into people, then screams, ”WOOW THIS AI WHAT KIND OF AN IDIOT MADE THIS?”

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 Год назад +3

      Yeah. Game and chat held his hand and he blames both 😂

  • @TheFrankieHoe
    @TheFrankieHoe Год назад +10

    Just imaaaaaaagine this without the crazy autoaim GTA5 has. Just think of this, but with Phils natural high-class aim HAHAHA

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 Год назад +5

    Those shirts he is wearing make him look 50.

  • @manicpixiefangirl4189
    @manicpixiefangirl4189 Год назад +2

    Phil thinks he’s a moral authority when he’s really just afraid of getting in trouble. The guy will try to bend space-time to avoid any kind of accountability.

  • @DoritosBurger
    @DoritosBurger Год назад +4

    1:16:41 he’s complaining about auto aim and the combat but if you have full auto aim on all you have to do is flick the stick left or right and it will switch between targets.

  • @001Sparkie
    @001Sparkie Год назад +11

    He's not a clown or a actor or a children's entertainer! It's pure Pig, for 10 years he's prided himself on being the real Pig and not some bullshit character to make money.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 8 месяцев назад

      He hates video games, yet play them for a living. He's more miserable than a minimum wage factory worker and I'm all for it 😊

  • @keezymann4655
    @keezymann4655 Год назад +3

    16:47 “I’m not a children’s entertainer.”

  • @ellofty6248
    @ellofty6248 Год назад +5

    50:18 Pommagrapple?! I love tucking into a refreshing pommagrapple

  • @pieminator6969
    @pieminator6969 Год назад +4

    Phil's greatest achievement in life isn't winning 4th place at EVO.
    It's being the worst GTA player in history.

  • @totesfleisch258
    @totesfleisch258 11 месяцев назад +2

    02:12:15 i just cant... Literally DSP in a nutshell, this main is so braindead, he cannot think for himself even for a second, and doesnt know what to do unless the Game injects Instructions straight into his Brain.

  • @zane7013
    @zane7013 Год назад +5

    It’s funny, I just checked your channel today to see if there was a new upload and then you bless everyone’s timeline with this masterpiece

  • @fuse4gaming
    @fuse4gaming Год назад +4

    You can literally see the money light die in his eyes and voice with every game. Starts out strong and then gives no effort at all with his commentary.

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger Год назад +1

      You seen his starfield playthrough? Started off with him hyping it up all the way up into the stars and now he says it’s a niche game lol. Starfield received more attention than any other game this year and it has already sold millions of copies. But of course Phil will never admit the reason he’s not getting the support he wants is because it’s his fault.

  • @coolguychapman6685
    @coolguychapman6685 Год назад +10

    Bruh outsyder I can just TELL you were pissed editing this video together through your texts and what not its honestly hilarious 🤣 I don't blame you tho years of editing Phil's content would make anyone mad 💀

  • @AFluffyLombax
    @AFluffyLombax Год назад +7

    Oh fuck yea. Just when I needed something to do.

  • @SirMrProfessor
    @SirMrProfessor Год назад +4

    Been waiting for this one

  • @IgorBogdanoffs
    @IgorBogdanoffs Год назад +2

    Hay dude I appreciate the content, after 8 years of doing this im sure it wears on you especially with someone like DSP so good on you for keeping it up

  • @ZinaxisYT
    @ZinaxisYT Год назад +4

    Thank you for your hard work, and dedication in putting out these vids. They are greatly appreciated!

  • @karan_for_you
    @karan_for_you Год назад +2

    Missed you so much, 0utsyder. I knew you'll upload the new GTA 5 playthrough.

  • @xlrators5378
    @xlrators5378 Год назад +3

    1:02:55 You can't make this stuff up folks

  • @JoseMedina-hs9st
    @JoseMedina-hs9st Год назад +8

    Wow, I can't believe this guy just failed the intro of Grand theft, auto 5.😂😂😂😂

  • @whenpigsfly8178
    @whenpigsfly8178 Год назад +7

    It's amusing how much DSP looks like Michael. And how bad his driving is now. Good commentary by The Outsyder too, to counter the occasional pignosis.

    • @sirleeproductions
      @sirleeproductions Год назад +8

      i was thinking dude favored Michael's features and mannerisms as well

    • @chubbyfug4601
      @chubbyfug4601 Год назад +1

      Glad I'm not the only one who thought this. He also sort of looks like Roman from gta 4

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 Год назад +7

      What did Michael and Roman do to deserve these comparisons?

    • @chubbyfug4601
      @chubbyfug4601 Год назад

      @@scorpion6328 dsp does share Roman's gambling habits except Roman does it to win more and dsp... Just does it to win shirtless men in speedos. I love Roman and Michael not trying to mock them.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 9 месяцев назад

      Michael is a raging alcoholic with a dysfunctional life and he still lives in his mind thinking about the glory years from 15 years prior. Oh and Michael also has a money problem where he spends his cash on dumb crap that he doesn't care about or needs.

  • @americanrockstarpatrickpal182
    @americanrockstarpatrickpal182 Год назад +7

    YES!!!!!!! Another day, another TIHYDP for us. Thanks, Outsyder!

  • @lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865
    @lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865 Год назад +4

    8:12 T died?! ACK ACK ACK ACK!
    press F for T

  • @Kalitayy
    @Kalitayy Год назад +9

    Say what you want about Phil, I don’t want to live in a universe where he stops playing games. Imagine if suddenly he goes, “You know what? You’re right. I’m not meant to be playing games. I quit.” I would be sad
    It’s good entertainment and the fact that he could beat a handful of games in the past makes him interesting. He’s terrible but least he’s persistent lmao

    • @AdminAbuse
      @AdminAbuse Год назад +4

      Only thing he's persistent at is hardcore begging

  • @piko3902
    @piko3902 Год назад +5

    1:18:19
    if only he knew how bad the vehicle ai is in online...

  • @barrelrolltoday6051
    @barrelrolltoday6051 Год назад +6

    It's funny how Timbo keeps giving him money and Phil ignores him LOL

  • @MadDogEddie
    @MadDogEddie Год назад +2

    The "getting drunk and drowning in a pool" segment sure hits a lot harder given what just happened to Matthew Perry.

  • @ElSandwich777
    @ElSandwich777 Год назад +1

    0utsyder at the 3:52:00 mark EXACTLY, while Phil is doing his Troy Baker Rant, look at the credits of Bioshock Infinite my guy, one of the names that comes up there.
    Dawn Burnell

  • @MinusFiveStars_
    @MinusFiveStars_ Год назад +2

    Loving the Bulk and Skull music

  • @Zip187Zap
    @Zip187Zap Год назад +5

    Wish chat didn't tell him to buy the flashlight 😅

  • @skettinbutter3635
    @skettinbutter3635 Год назад +1

    He was dead on about sidescrollers to be fair.

  • @Stonedtrippy
    @Stonedtrippy Год назад +1

    Your work is so appreciated 😅

  • @andrewdelaerranz9648
    @andrewdelaerranz9648 Год назад +5

    No nu- zelda TIHYDP? weird, Phil finished that playtrough much sooner this year than GTA 5.... The salt was excellent in that playthrough, i hope its the next tihydp, it deserves a video.

    • @Dende8981
      @Dende8981 Год назад +1

      There are already two totk tihydps

  • @xlrators5378
    @xlrators5378 Год назад +3

    1:14:41 How is that even possible?

  • @StrifeSoul990
    @StrifeSoul990 Год назад +6

    See, this is how out of touch DSP is, he tells a story about his parents and it shows he had a loving home life. People around him to support him and parents that tried. A lot of people including me didnt have this and we turned out better then him.

    • @AdminAbuse
      @AdminAbuse Год назад +1

      Than

    • @StrifeSoul990
      @StrifeSoul990 Год назад

      ​@AdminAbuse see I don't have a fancy business degree like Dave so I'm known to make some grammatical mistakes

  • @Aesthetics45
    @Aesthetics45 Год назад +7

    He seriously can’t play any video games

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger Год назад +4

      For a guy that’s been playing pretty much every day for 15 years he’s the worst player I have ever seen. I just don’t understand how someone that plays regularly for so many years can be this bad, it’s crazy.

    • @TellYouSomethinMan
      @TellYouSomethinMan 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@DoritosBurgerignorance, arrogance and not being a real "gamer" that's how, him rushing through the graveyard and blaming the game everytime he died should be shown to game devs, this dude doesn't deserve to play games let alone make money doing it.
      Honestly wish people went after him as hard as they do cyraxx.

  • @thedub007
    @thedub007 Год назад +17

    I hate to agree with DSP on anything ever, but evading cops in this game is indeed the antithesis of fun. But not because of some ridiculous reason like your AI partners giving you away.

    • @LoneWandererCollin
      @LoneWandererCollin Год назад +4

      It’s just that they are EVERYWHERE.

    • @ChrisSantino
      @ChrisSantino Год назад +5

      @@LoneWandererCollin Has been awhile since i played but my problem is randomly getting spotted in the middle of the desert with no cops around, also the overly aggressiveness and amazing aim they have ruins it.

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 10 месяцев назад

      @@LoneWandererCollinand I swear it’s getting worse. Used to be that cops would spawns far enough in front of you that you had at least a few seconds to react. Now they’ll spawn with you in their vision bubble.
      It really is a “fuck you, try again” move

    • @PetitionManVEVO
      @PetitionManVEVO 8 месяцев назад

      For real. Going on a rampage doesn't even feel good in this game. Fortunately I managed to find a way to cheese the cops by hiding in the sewers.

  • @takeshispacepirate
    @takeshispacepirate Год назад +3

    i think this playthrough is conclusive evidence that phil has brain damage from whatever stroke he had that makes the left part of his mouth not move so much.

    • @BattousaiX333
      @BattousaiX333 Год назад

      I'm pretty sure it's Bells Palsy not a stroke (look it up)

    • @takeshispacepirate
      @takeshispacepirate Год назад

      @@BattousaiX333 you may very well be right, but i think something besides the alcohol must be to blame for his seemingly impaired mental abilities, as well as him defaulting to a hostile attitude.

    • @BattousaiX333
      @BattousaiX333 Год назад

      @@takeshispacepirate autism

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад

      ​@@takeshispacepirateI don't know, that pretty much sounds like your typical alcoholic to me.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@takeshispacepirateHe is extremely stupid,I don't think it's due to brain damage, he's close to the average american tbh

  • @killerkitten7534
    @killerkitten7534 10 месяцев назад

    1:10:00
    DSP: it’s so stupid that you can’t blend in to escape the cops
    Chat: well you didn’t do that anyway
    DSP: yes I did I climbed up onto a giant building
    🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @variedakollector1285
    @variedakollector1285 Год назад +4

    “Most stores just let you shoplift nowadays.” Keep in mind he NEVER leaves his house so how would he know you can’t make this kind of mental retardation up 😵‍💫💀

  • @dougwhitney7712
    @dougwhitney7712 Год назад +3

    Gin brain keeps you from driving straight in GTA and real life 😆 🤣 😂

  • @DauthEldrvaria
    @DauthEldrvaria 7 месяцев назад

    2:48 It’s amazing Phil will give this to his detractors

  • @TrystonJackson2005
    @TrystonJackson2005 9 месяцев назад +2

    15:13 😂

  • @andrewshouse9840
    @andrewshouse9840 Год назад +2

    3:18:30 Just PAUSE the game and look at the control map. For the love of god.

  • @deAdsPAcE9
    @deAdsPAcE9 Год назад +5

    8 minutes deep and it’s already a train wreck

    • @deAdsPAcE9
      @deAdsPAcE9 Год назад +2

      50 minutes later and the trains just keep coming

  • @GamerGuyOG
    @GamerGuyOG Год назад +1

    When the world needed him most, he returned...

  • @z304legend
    @z304legend Год назад +9

    All Phil does is blame everyone but himself he really does. He has the nerve to say he can't put the glasses on to see as he didn't get 50$ yet. Seriously now please someone hack his phone please someone reach this man child a lesson

  • @JohnWilliamNowak
    @JohnWilliamNowak Год назад +2

    Phil worked in aviation and he doesn't know what a biplane is?

  • @dumptrucktorch7901
    @dumptrucktorch7901 Год назад +1

    Man, his flying in this is way worse than his flying school experience in San Andreas, lmfao

  • @Dark-qg4kb
    @Dark-qg4kb Год назад

    This intro (if it one) is FANTASTIC 😂

  • @BodhiF
    @BodhiF Год назад +4

    2:00:51 I honestly think he wanted to say just to spite people

    • @z304legend
      @z304legend Год назад +4

      Phil only cares for himself, people that give him money should be ashamed.

  • @wuhlfzebayne
    @wuhlfzebayne Год назад +2

    it's so funny watching him complain and knowing that it's just because he can't fucking see anything

  • @danierupd64
    @danierupd64 9 месяцев назад

    2:31:03 In Japanese, the "U" part is usually not pronounced, or if it is it is very subtle. So you would say, or most likely hear it as Sauce Ke. Same thing with Desu, you would normally hear it as "Des". Other example would be the word for "to like" or "suki" which would sound like "ski" when it's pronounced.

  • @thecheeserat
    @thecheeserat Год назад +2

    Good god, this is just infuriating to watch. He can't drive or shoot to save his life and is constantly making annoyingly unfunny jokes. Who would willingly watch DSP, let alone donate to him?