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20 Minutes of the Quickest & Wittiest Comebacks
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- Published on Mar 15, 2026
- 20 Minutes of HARSH Clapback Moments
Some of the best moments in TV history aren’t scripted, they’re savage, impromptu comebacks delivered on the spot, with zero hesitation and maximum impact.
Take notes, because you just might want to use a few of these on your buddies!
Enjoy some of the most brutal comebacks, roasts, jokes and burns on live tv - from comedians to talk show guests, actors, you name it!
Thanks Patrick for the voiceover!
"What's the ratio of men asking you out to you saying yes to them?"
Crowe: "Hear hear"
Richard Ayoade is brilliant.
That doesn't mean that nobody should. People do and famous people get married too.
@ffreshfields5211 ...the point is women reject men on a regular basis and then act surprised more men dont ask them out.
The onus being on men to be the aggressor is oldy moldy and outdated. Demanding equality and then not acting on it is just silly sauce.
Ladies definitely want men to ask them out... so they can reject the offer.... and then proceed to destroy their personal life with morons and worthless boys... THEN, they will come back and explain they were wrong. Too late by that point.
@ffreshfields5211 And many of them get divorces and make horribly stupid decisions based on emotional processes.... like everyone else.
Cast-iron heart😂😂😂😂
And he's not wrong. 😅
@SarahJames-mt1yknot at all 😂
Jokes on them, Im anemic
I'm still dying at "Kayne Worst" 🤣🤣🤣
😄
Let's check out your office it's like trump built the wall just around you 😂😂😂
Who is that guy if I may ask?
@afro_princess1671 Jeff Ross, a legend when it comes to roasting.
Was a good one😅
‘We’re schooled in England’ 😂😂😂😂
She asked that question like she had some juicy knowledge on her hands 😂
Mighty Blighty Boosh!
As an American I can testify that our knowledge of geography is at best limited to wars and conquests. At best
Geography
There are dimwits and educated people everywhere.
If the earth was flat Cats would have knocked everything off it by now.
I love the interviewer talking to Mayim Bialik who had no idea that she's actually a neuroscientist with a Ph.D
Mayim is always so kind and yet funny at the same time about it. One of my favorite actors, especially as Amy.
@CannabisCures904
Laughing about the massacre of innocent people and their DEHUMANISATION IS NOT KIND.
I used to believe that until she became a horrible person laughing at genocide and gaslighting the world with her hateful ethnic cleansing rhetoric, that children being bombed and families being unalived is not true. It is true. How some people refuse to believe the truth about this cruel horror is just tragic and really exposing the dregs of humanity, the loss of it.
BTW, amy was a bonafide creep.
Except she's not.
Anyone who has been fully awake to the horrors of ethnic cleansing, war crimes and genocide for the past 75 years should realise that's simply not true.
@SarahJames-mt1ykwhat are you talking about?
"They're unbreakable" 😂😂😂
Breaks..." I dont care " 😂😂😂😂
This still makes me laugh to this day!
Now I'm down 50 bucks and a pack of cigarettes
I knew where this is going to the certain point, but I thought it will end by him WINning 50 bucks and pack of cigarettes (and ofc that money-transcendent prize - getting rid of her) xD
Ray J and the glasses kills me everytime. 'I dont care' ahaha.
Hilarious! Every time
"The unbreakable" 😂😂😂
He should've just laughed and leaned into it 😂😂
2:54 „thanks Kanye worst“
Richard Ayeode, absolute sniper of a comedian. Love him
@888Hz-v87oh no, a typo. That never happens to anyone. Gfy
ELTON JOHN'S A SAVAGE 😂
"they're unbreakable, its impossible" man i wish i had that kind of baseless brainless confidence
' Snap ' ... And Pause..
What?! Why? Why do you want that?
Have u guessed ever heard of nicaragua?
Yes cuz we schooled in england!! Absolutely PERFECT!! 🤣😂😂🤣
ruclips.net/user/shortsaOrM6Ge-IAE
Who were they?
@fusionistaaaa Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt of The Mighty Boosh.
@bloodymarvelous4790 don’t forget that Noel was a host on the great British baking show for several seasons
@dcwatashi And a team captain on NMTB.
The Australian news anchor didn’t have to roast her cohost that hard 😂
So good
Am I the only one who thought it totally unnecessary as well?
Like... did he say anything to her previously that would have warranted that?
Not only was it a cheapshot, it was also not even slightly clever. She was just being a bitch.
I think she’s the one who eventually committed ☠️ so they probably all made her life hell for that.
She DID suggest it was still impressive...
Flat Earth guy was wearing a Pink Floyd T-shirt....Hello...Dark side of the Moon 🌝
Dude. My glasses are made from that weird metal that can literally be wrapped around my finger and pop back to normal shape, and I *still* don't say they're unbreakable. "Glasses" and "unbreakable" do not belong in the same sentence unless "not" is in the middle.
Whoa, all we need is bendy memory-glass now.
I'm 72 and have worn glasses 24/7 (you know what I mean 🙄), since I was 5!!! I feel you,💯💯💯
Plus, I needed to know where they are at all times....
so unbreakable not glasses???
@1:13 That high and low five was a classic bro move. 🤣🤣🤣
350 pounds thin!!😂😂😂
Joan rivers biting…never be another Joan rivers
embarrassing not to have HEARD about Nicaragua!
"yeah, i'd go n visit ur mother once in a while" ... that came out of nowhere ... and delivery was superb lmao ...
I'm dead!!! Ray J facial expression KILLS ME EVERY TIME..... 😂😂😂
No one has the "right to not be offended". That's ridiculous.
Yeah, she was not prepared at all for that interview.
That Vanessa line killed me😂😂😂😂
9:51 the face you make when you realize you’re caught 😂
"It's like Trump built a wall around just you" - 🤣
If the planet were flat, the Edge would be "THE" vacation destination
Terry Pratchett' Disc world refers to this as "The Rim". I'd recommend you look it up, as it describes something similar to what you suggest.
@Tom805 Did you have fun at Terry's rim?
Exactly my thoughts. A billion dollars later! 😢
No one has a right to not be offended.
0:44 this one is sooo fake, cmon do better.
Duh
The last one of being offensive was the ultimate and it is so relevant today
Leno getting called weird by Louie CK is wild.
We schooled in England !! Lol 6:40
350lbs thin! 🤣🤣🤣
Joan Rivers is an absolute menace. I love her. I wish she was still among us.
The last chick, that JP snips of is rather intelligent also fairly honest.
She instantly accepts that she is holding to a double standard and tries to work out why and if it is reasonable.
Most of us would try to defend our position, she is questioning hers.
14:15 this guy is the pinaccle of comedy😂
.... " KYLIE MANOAW " 😂😂😂😂
“Why are you at this protest today?”
“This is a protest? I’m just hanging out with my friends…”
Don Rickles thought he was going to get Johnny Carson's gig. Boy wasn't he upset.
Bro......I'm laughing so hard at this!
Think Jimny Carr said it best... "if you want my comeback then, your going to have to scrape it of your mums teeth."
My favourite was the one about the dog and the goat, that was a hilarious come back.
3:57 - My mother had safety glasses which were advertised as "unbreakable" and you could bend them and twist them without breaking them, but taking care of them included soaking them in water.
“So now I’m out of $50 bucks and a pack of cigarettes” 😂😂😂 dude didn’t even mention the female 😂😂 they brothers for life lmfao
Ben Affleck catchin strays
Rock, it's about time!
When Johnny Knoxville is shocked...
13:31 She wasn't a 'clingy' reporter. He was an azz.
I would have said her name like I was calling her down because breakfast was ready
Disagree, she was the azz, he just retaliated and it landed better. Even in the clip she posted on her own, she seemed to start the attitude.
You're allowed. Perspectives. She "seemed" is exactly that.
10:39 the guy's casual poise 😂😂
last one was amazing. Narcissism is very subliminal.
Like Ricky Gervais said: Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right.
That said, Jordan Peterson is an asshat of the highest order.
We miss you Norm. 😢
His humor was lost on most..but those who got it ltfao.. rip norm!!
Julia's laugh is infectious
I figured I would see Springer's face...😂
I love Julia Robert’s laugh and smile ❤
That Jerry Springer clip was genius ! 😎
Most of these aren't 'comebacks' or quick. False advertising
Especially the first one. Just a bloody rude woman!
Fifth rate clickbait.
Some people can think beyond 6 seconds.
Some people can actually think beyond 6 seconds. 😂
Well done uploader... sincerely.. well done
The Earth is FLAT, it just LOOKS ROUND hahahaha
She she clocked him like right away.
Joan Rivers! Absolutely lost it! 🤣🤣🤣
Always appreciate juicy clips 🔥🔥
Ok, how many of you googled annual deaths by Hammer.
the earth is flat and easily provable as long as you don't believe it's just and illusion
75000 people 😂
Okay but what’s the backstory to Norm just pullin up in sweats 😂
Don't worry mate. This video was recommended to me
Kevin & Rock should do a Twiins redux
Poor Robin!! hahaha
I think that‘s the only time I saw Rickles get burned. And he loved it!
I love Dame Judyi Densh
18:46 Just watch the video of the guy that took a bunch of flat earthers to where there is sun for 24 hours a day 🤣
9:37 crushed that man’s soul on live tv
That woman at the end is still trying to figure out how she came up with that idiotic idea in the first place.
That Jordan Peterson clip at the end was the moment sane people started to speak again
Leno looks like that guy from family guy
"Be a gentlemen". I would've responded with "I'm only a gentleman to women."
classic! we schooled in England!!
I was today years old when I learned it's pronounced "Mi-no"
If the Earth were flat, cats would’ve pushed gravity off the edge already. Case closed. 😏🐈⬛
17:00 Imagine the millions of papers on everything earth/space(travel) that would have to be faked too. 😆 Flat earthers are something else.
Richird Ay-ow- ard 🤦🏻
These are not comebacks. These are roasts...
When you give facts to flat earthers idiots like that, it's fun to see their brains melt.
Matt Damon is a legend one of the genuine ones his face after that comment about Ben Affleck and the only person he's not been unfaithful to is Matt Damon.
And the comment about checking out the office and he says to that mexican forgotten his name when he says it looks like trump built the wall just around you 😂😂😂😂
"Like and subscribe Bingo" - 50 seconds!
People should look into Michael Rappaport's family history and their jobs
Why?
14:34 It has less to do with not knowing, and more to do with the fact that standing up against an injustice like genocide could (and has) had people lose their jobs.
8:25 this woman is very mean....She insults people for no reason, but if they clap back, she doesnt have a reply.....
1:13 might be the coldest dap of all time
JBP gotcha😅
10:44
Dangg😂
I laughed so hard at this! Thank you
15 :12 to the end.... priceless
250 pounds thin 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Excellent clips. I cackled out loud at most of them😁
Ngl those are funny😂
RUclips recommends your videos to me.
I got to say Johnny lit up Don pretty well there.
I also thought Romina was terrible in that Jesse Eisenberg interview! I had just shown that to a journalist friend the other day who could not stop laughing, I cant wait to show her this LOL
16:15 This guy looks like Cletus from the Simpsons.