Wood Green Police Station! Officer tries to charm TLA and fails
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- Опубликовано: 4 янв 2023
- Hi Guys
Here's my visit to Wood Green Police Station. It was an interesting visit with some good interactions from our public servants.
let me know what you guys think
Stay Safe
TLA
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PC Bubble's friendly, flirty, sly and sneaky little act didn't work. Well played.
Haha bang on
Jones knows his stuff 👍
She was cute though :D
@@andrewcharles2249 jesus bro your standards are that low?
Good observation. I bet she’s uses that Act all the time…
When she says "it is not safe here" she dose not mean the danger is from the cars, she means you are not safe from police brutality.
Haha true
Yeah that would have been a great retort!
Exactly what I thought also, it has been proven that among the most unsafe locations to perform legal activites is close to a police station.
Make sure they show you the correct warrant card . Not the ID card
Bang on mate
Imagine the mentality you would have to have to walk up to a complete stranger who is breaking zero laws and start questioning, harassing and asking them personal questions and demanding they explain their personal actions.
You would need to have the same kind of mentally as the German Police did in the 30's and 40's onward.
I would hazard a guess that the female cop was from a German background and has that Nazi mindset.
the yanks got the rocket scientists, we got the gestapo handbook
Exactly - she reminds me of the gestapo!
Two reasons why I am here.
1, I can be
2, I want to be.
She has an interesting accent. Is she another eastern European recruited for "Inclusion" rather than quality and ability? I have seen about 5 constables in audit videos who originated overseas who do not know what the hell they are doing and think that their warrant card is a permit to act like the Gestapo!
Friendly and nosey, Don't let that smile fool you.
"Are you finished? Are you done?"
"I don't know"
"Have a nice day"
"You too"
"Hahaha"
"HAHAHAHA!"
😂
if anybody was to drive on that small piece of kerb they shouldnt be behind the bloody wheel good vid
i bet in her country they give out free advice all the time, but there "you vill obey my orders " sounds different
"I'm just having a conversation with you." If the first thing an Officer does to a member of the public is lie, end the conversation. Unless you're at work rooting out bad apples of course.
She acts like she fancies ya 😊
A foreign woman expert on British laws eastern European accent keep filming stand were you want
@@eamoncadden7721
“I may not agree with what you say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.” ~ Evelyn Beatrice
@@_TradCat_ He might be commenting on the syntax, grammar and spelling.
@Peter Bread Good comment, but does it lead to better Police officers? I think not.
Polish
Irish 😂
The blonde was hoping her feminine charms would get your details.
You should laugh more so they think youre laughing at them
Police: Why are you filming?
Socrates: Because I want to.
Police: Why do you want to?
Socrates: Because I can.
Police: Why?
Socrates: Because I like it.
Police: Why do you like it?
Socrates: Because it makes me happy.
Police: Why?
Socrates: I suspect it's endorphins.
Or endolphins if you watch the film' Postcards ftom the Edge". 😅
The Jigsaw Unit is the department that has to put all the pieces together. I'll get me coat.
Think it was the great Stan Boardman that said to the cops When they asked him "can I have your name?" Stan replied "well what am I gauna use then" 😂😂
"Of course you can have my name, you can change yours by deed poll" .
And yes, I have said that to an officious woman, not sure there's many women called Ian,---- she may well become the first. 😊
🤣
Police: Where do you live?
Socrates: I live here and now.
Police: Do you live locally?
Socrates: No, I live globally.
Was that the Serbian Kerry Katona there? 🤣
Lol
Polish
@@danieIlondon I believe she is Bulgarian.
Another great video ty
Can i suggest a minute silence in honour of inspector muppet?
She means you’re not safe from corrupt officers.
T L A you are brilliant.
Strange accent,very sneaky,pretended to be friendly but you could tell she was annoyed when yo7 wouldn’t do as you were told,well done sir
Never trust or talk to a smiling woman
lol, when an unknown woman approaches me with a smile its always because she wants something...
Police: What's your name?
Socrates: That which I wish to be called.
Police: What's your name?
Socrates: Friend.
Yes mate love it 👍 keep up the great work 👏
Thanks DKN
To be fair she had a gorgeous mischievious smiles. A wild one
Yes " Definitely Did " !!
Thankyou !!
in the words of ZZ Top:
She might get out a nightstick
And hurt me real real bad
By the roadside in a ditch
@@awhisperinthewind4253 Possibly So ! Whisper In The Wind " !! But hopefully She Will Continue Too " Eliminate " The " Wrong People!!
“It’s not safe here..” says the blonde Plodess standing in the road, to the man on the pavement.
No front counter and half a front door, is that a Government building or a vandalised bus stop? Shocking. You'd think they'd have at least put a new pane of glass in ffsakes.
I wonder if you pick up the yellow phone, press #3 and you hear "Hello Laughing Auditor, I want to play a game...."
Was going to use the "I want to play a game" script, just as well I scrolled down a bit first🤣
@@snelgrave101 😂 Hello Detective Matthews, I want to play a game.
@@JackMcLeodJr Sorry sir no time to play games I'm a detective and I'm on a very serious case right now trying to locate a case of 12 krispy kremes that vanished from the canteen.
@@snelgrave101 LOL that's exactly how it is these days too. Houses get burgled and they turn up a week later.
@@JackMcLeodJr I've always said in the comments section, if your ever in serious need of their help i.e. your house being burgled at 3 in the morning or something, just phone 999 and say there's a man outside filming your house with what appears to be a go-pro and a smartphone plus he's hurling racist and homo/transphobic insults at you and your neighbours and voila 6 cars and vans will appear before you can say "your now being audited"👍
Why is it that police give advice about the dangers of standing somewhere when they stand there themselves. Does the danger not apply to them? Are they immune from being hit by a vehicle?
No my friend was pulled on a roundabout by a copper walking the beat, he jumped out in front of my friends car who stopped and as he was being ticketed, the cop saw another car speeding on the roundabout and jumped out to stop the car and was hit and killed. My friend blames himself for the chain of events.
It is not safe here because she knows her own driving skills.
Questions, questions, questions but all with the intention of trying to find out personal details, words fail me!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember when there was a front counter there. God I feel old.
That sow looks very happy. Im sure whilst bending to the pigswill trough its had plenty if squeels in the sty
She was strange but she'd still get it.
It always amazes me when they bring up their safety and hostile reconnaissance and the terrorism act. The only people in danger are those who have to interact with the police. Not the other way around. When was the last time a police station was bombed by a terrorist?
@I, Auditor please don't put words in my mouth. I simply stated facts. You don't like facts, go somewhere else.
@I, Auditor you don't see any facts in the statement that there have not been any police bombings in modern history? Interesting. Willful blindness on your part.
Oh jesus! I'm am extremely concerned now about police driving abilities!!! No where, especially the point at which they should be travelling very slowly on the approach to a gate, is "safe". How the hell do they not hit a gate if their speed is such that a person in the vacinity is no longer "safe" from being struck by a police car?? The public need to be aware of these very "unsafe" drivers if our police force are incapable of driving to a "safe" standard!!
She's a seasoned professional with a cheeky smile & if I were you I would answer more than 'because I can' to her questions. She's one that warrants more than your standard responses & so you missed the opportunity to have a real giggle with her.
Yes I agree 💯
@10:15 looked dodgy two blokes scurrying off with a bag . Wonder wot they were gettin up to ?
Glad you caught this suspicious behaviour .
Drugs coming from somewhere 🙄
Using her feminine charms to engage you, all she really needs is her police training.
Is that a Polska police offer??
You all know at least one Thunder Thighs in life and now you know 2 😂😂😂😂
I bet thats been well and truely sorted when its had its head in the swill trough in the sty
@@cato9939 😂😂😂
@@jamesm875 🤣🤣plenty of squeel through it.imagine it at the truffle tree then .1 sow 50 boars oh my days🤪🤪
@@cato9939 With todays modern Po-lice you would have more chance of 50 Boars lined up behind waiting on their turn to serve if you had another Boar bent over in the Truffle Trough.🤪🤪
@@jamesm875 pmsl🤣🤣🙈🙈🐖🐗 suprising what you cant get away with if you use the cirrect words. Boar,sow i like truffle trough lol
Think she still thinks she lives in her own country - obviously doesn't know UK laws.
Fair play to the first cop who worked out what was going on very quickly and left the auditor to it. Exactly what is required on these occasions. I don't think TLA was fooled in the slightest by the outwardly friendly demeanor of the blonde officer. She soon slunk off when her shtick failed.
Pretty blonde bird very tidy 😄
When will someone tell them if they film the public but wont allow the public to freely film them then that is us in a police state. The mind boggles.
I feel so embarrassed watching PCSO’s. It’s super cringy watching how bonkers their perceived nonsense they actually believe, 🏴🏴🏴
She’s need some turkish teeth that teeth doing wonders 😅
man you handled that honey perfectly, doesn't matter who though, your quick 'cos I want to, cos you have to' responses were absolutely on point!
I play your videos with the subtitles on, just to laugh at it struggle with your Scurtash!!
She was tasty though 😍
Portree is the capital of Skye, and yes, it is a lovely place.
When they say it's not safe, ask for the risk assessment that backs its up
The stereotypical unintelligent police officer remains consistent in their behavior.
Curious female Tyrant here nice try for ID
pushy woman is used to getting her own way
Not pushy, more seasoned professional
She really was struggling please tell me she is not a sargeant really scrapping the barrel. She really needs a communication public course giving demands unnecessary.
Second
Police: What's your interest in this building today?
Socrates: Matters.
Police: And what matters specifically would those be?
Socrates: Interesting matters.
Police: And just who in particular is displaying an interest in our station?
Socrates: The public.
Police: And what could possibly be interesting to the public about a police station?
Socrates: Matters.
Police: And which matters of the police station are pointedly interesting?
Socrates: Public matters.
Police: And which public matters definitively would those be?
Socrates: Interesting public matters.
Police: And who precisely is interested in any of these public matters?
Socrates: The public that matter.
Police: And who uniquely are the public that matter?
Socrates: An interested public.
Police: And what explicitly is this interest in police matters?
Socrates: Public interest.
Police: And why especially the curious public interest in this police station?
Socrates: Public interest always matters.
Police: And how notably will this public interest be used such that it matters?
Socrates: Making public what matters to those interested.
Police: And who characteristically, other than the police, have you been filming?
Socrates: An interesting public.
Police: What in the world anywhere, in anyone's wildest imagination, is intriguing in anyway whatsoever, to anybody in their right mind, about a police station?
Socrates: Matters of public interest.
tbh anybody who says they watch these videos other than for entertainment, they lying to themselves lol
Why have we so many overseas police offers.
Funny how you mentioned Portree i am a English man from the Forest of dean living in Wales. we went for a holiday to the isle of Sky in May 2022 and stopped just outside Portree. what a great place to go to the Isle of sky .drove all the way .think i done about 1500 miles all tolled
Chuckle station staring WPC.😁😎
How low is police recruiting getting , She sounds utterly demented is she a danger to the public who knows .
Why would you think he couldn’t afford a Tesla 🤔 he works full time may be high up in the police and get well payed may not be married with kids so loads of money 😁
Haven't seen a sweat box in ages lol
She looks like someone I used to work with 20+ years ago.
I was between the ages of 16 and 20. And she was in her mid to late 20s.
I'm sure she fancied me, as she used brush up against me accidentally on purpose, in a space which was roughly 1 metre wide, so was easily enough room for 2 people get walk past each other without touching.
Thank PC Bubble Head, for her unsolicited option.
Jigsaw Unit: specialist Met officers who supervise sex offenders.
Yes Portree is on the Isle of Skye.
She's cute.
“I’m just asking.” And I answered. You just don’t like the answer.
The kerb has been built there for a reason, i wonder what that might be.
They’re getting on fine
She really shouldn't tailgate
What's it got to do with you if someone drives a tesla .folk can spend they're hard earned money whatever way they like.
Yeah love we know it’s not safe , cops everywhere who knows what they could do
She should be working in a hospital.
didn`t you get the signals ? she wanted YOU to go round the corner with HER, as she didn`t want you "mounting" outside the gates......................🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
First Female PC HILARIOUS NOT A CLUE! on filming in public bless her go put kettle on!! PINAC!
It's just a conversation... Papers please!
A year later , does she still make an idiot of herself and end up wobbling away after interactions like this?
How many times is this PLOD woman going to ask the same question. I thought that a basic requirement to be a PLOD is s modicum of intelligence which this women seem to be severely lacking in. Surely once answered there should be no reason to ask again once an answer is given. Duuuuurh
I'm amazed at that blue pole with the entry buttons has survived all those shit police drivers who supposedly can't keep their vehicles off the pavement. 🙄
2 people stabbed yards from there yesterday
ALLWAYS ASK IF THEY ARE ON DUTY
This girl wasn't expecting, nor prepared for, the one on one debate....she was dancing as fast as she could, but the tempo was a little too much...
I think she was waiting for you to ask her out.😅
Hi L A, this one starts with a casual encounter with a cop who asks if you are an auditor, you tell him you don't answer questions, he says ok and asks another one!, is he just stupid or deaf or stupid and deaf?. Well if he is deaf then why ask questions if he cannot hear the answers?, surely that means he is just stupid.
Five minutes later another one has a go, she tries to be a bit more sensible, then she tries the 'safety' trick, I understand that anyone working in such a fortified structure is likely to be hyper-sensitive to 'potential' hazards, especially in the situation as it is where no police station in the country has been attacked.
I watched two auditing videos earlier this week where not only was the place not surrounded by 'insecurity' fencing but the staff were much more relaxed, pure co-incidence I am sure!.
There is also the little matter of the motivation required to endure all the nonsense they have inflicted upon them to become police officers in the first police, they must be the victims of severe low self esteem issues, needing the strength and security offered by the status and the uniform to sustain them. This become manifested in the aggressive and assertive behaviour that they believe is expected of them.
Under the circumstances this day really went quite well!, I am sure that your resolute but agreeable manner helps by reducing the conflict tensions that otherwise can prevail.
You are correct Portree is in fact the 'capital' of Skye, being the only real town on the island.
Cheers, Richard.
Hi Richard as always my friends its a pleasure sir, you summed it up exactly and thanks for clarifying the Portree location I appreciate it.
@@thelaughingauditor Hi L A, thank you, on the basis that you provide me with so much information and entertainment it seems only fair if from time to time I can offer something in return.
Cheers, Richard
Portree is the largest town in Skye. You can catch the ferry to the island of Raasay from there. Also famous for The Sligachan Inn as a watering hole.
Had many a drunken night in the Sligachan Inn , Sligachan inn and stagger oot Is my memories of there (albeit hazy ones)😂
I think you hurt her feelings 😂
I wonder how many lies and unlawful directives she's dished out on members of the public during her stint as a police constable. She clearly doesn't have any qualms about lying to the public.
@9.50 brain of britain 🤣
Think she was looking to go undercover's.
Another officer with PMS
Why the hell would I want advice about doing a legal activity in public? Absolute jokes the police, they do not have a clue about the crap they are spouting!
Didn't sign say this is not a police STN? Went round back,and women police officer said what you doing filming police station 😂 strange.that ,
This UK has Fallen.
I remember other auditors doing this location this station, but from a different position as it does look new maybe..
it looked like it used to have a front counter that is now closed and that part of the building did look older if that helps
Wood Green. Isn’t that where the Wombles came from or was it the Muppets?
WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO GO 'INTO' A POLICE STATION YOU CAN'T EVEN GET HELP FROM THEM ANYMORE JUST CALL 101 SO WE CAN IGNORE YOU
If a driver didn't see you then the diver shouldn't be driving a vehicle if their eyesight is so bad