It adds so much to this clip, if my new neighbor was dripping in sweat, saying more mint is the key to a good mojito, I’d be infinitely more concerned for my safety than if he only said he wants to show me how to add more mint to a mojito
@@graylyhen9490 By the time he gets it, he'll have forgotten about the blood he needs. Once he's killing you, he doesn't care about anything else. He doesn't give a *shit* about anything else.
I didn't watch when he made all these clips but there really is something discomforting about the "I'll be here until I can come in" line. Imagine if vampires were real and had to actually be invited in to enter a house, there's basically nothing that would stop them from just coming back every single night and doing this exact thing until you eventually give in or slip up
Usually if it’s a problem in vampire fiction they’ll try to just destroy the house (ex. Fright Night remake, Vampire Diaries), but imo having to awkwardly ignore your neighbor Jerma and his weird family every night would be worse.
this video was only 2-and-a-half minutes long but it felt like years of telling a mysterious man that he's not allowed on your property and you're going to call the police if he keeps doing this
The fact that Jerma can switch seamlessly from being adorable and funny to the character of a charismatic, sociopathic stalker/murderer is so scary LMAO
I loved to just pretend Im the neighbor while I watched this for the first time. An awkward first contact turned into a desperate and frankly very frightful situation. Almost called the cops. Glad I know to use extra mint in my mojitos, though!
it's already too late. all we can do now is not let them in our houses. i did a horrible mistake by letting one inside mine. he """accidentally"""" pushed every member of my own family into a giant meat grinder one by one and laughed it off like it was nothing. after that he went for an axe while telling me a "right way" of using extra human remains for cooking,and that was when i took my escape. i am now homeless and all i can do is warn everyone: do not let the jermas in your houses.
Oh my God. Serious mistake friend, I'm not going to ask why you have a giant meat grinder so close, but you should go back into your old home. Right now. Go with friends and see if this infestation left scattered eggs, and if so, burn them before they are born. I hope your family has an eternal rest. I am with a group of survivors like you, we are killing these Jermas. One tried to kidnap me, God that laughter I still remember, I don't know but they are getting stronger every day. In the end my friend was able to hit him in the head with a brick, we ran and when we returned with my group, he, they, left. Stay strong friend.
this is hilarious!! just an idea when he says "kids" at the beginning maybe u can flip the first jigsaw to the left as if he's the kid pointed at! or: with the drugs at the end u can have spiderbong in the bg?? idk just extra ideas lmao good luck :)
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I love the idea that an entire family of Jermas have moved in across the street, and their child is Jigserma.
Jigerma
@@blinded6502 Please read that out loud.
Jermsaw.
The weird uncle is spiderman wearing his own face as a cup
Jigma
He wants to enter YOUR house specifically.
ᴴᵉˡˡᵒ ʸᵉˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ I'M A VAMPIRE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT ʰᵉʸ ʰᵒʷ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ
Malkavian moment.
@@theobell2002 underappreciated reply
@@theobell2002 Jerma is 100% a Fishmalk.
I love the implication that he's talking to a closed door
i thought he was talking to a ring camera
this video feels about 7 minutes longer than its actual length
So this is a prequel to the jerma bit: "hi how are you? May I come into your house? I'M A VAMPIRE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!"
i love that he says
"i love your lawn"
and points to the concrete
1:10 The situation gets so much weirder when he turns around and you see his entire back is sweated down
He should have brought extra shirts...
It adds so much to this clip, if my new neighbor was dripping in sweat, saying more mint is the key to a good mojito, I’d be infinitely more concerned for my safety than if he only said he wants to show me how to add more mint to a mojito
He's just aching for the murder he craves so bad
@@graylyhen9490 By the time he gets it, he'll have forgotten about the blood he needs. Once he's killing you, he doesn't care about anything else. He doesn't give a *shit* about anything else.
Disturbing found footage of the Jermaverse leaking into the real world.
I hope this gets in the movie night, it’s really well made.
He has to send it through discord to him.
I hope my entry gets picked ruclips.net/video/KJ40LMgUQFc/видео.html
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I didn't watch when he made all these clips but there really is something discomforting about the "I'll be here until I can come in" line. Imagine if vampires were real and had to actually be invited in to enter a house, there's basically nothing that would stop them from just coming back every single night and doing this exact thing until you eventually give in or slip up
have you seen Salem's lot?
ruclips.net/video/pf2PNo9ipD8/видео.html the snob ep on it
So kind of like a situstion in mandela catalogue where a guy was psychologically tormented for days into opening the door to his bedroom.
Usually if it’s a problem in vampire fiction they’ll try to just destroy the house (ex. Fright Night remake, Vampire Diaries), but imo having to awkwardly ignore your neighbor Jerma and his weird family every night would be worse.
Gotta go outside sometime…
i would just sit in the doorway and talk to him all day
this video was only 2-and-a-half minutes long but it felt like years of telling a mysterious man that he's not allowed on your property and you're going to call the police if he keeps doing this
The fact that Jerma can switch seamlessly from being adorable and funny to the character of a charismatic, sociopathic stalker/murderer is so scary LMAO
he's gotten a lot of practice
He's our charming little psycho
it's because its not a "character"
this is just how he is off stream
Its the teef
You mean how fast he can switch from an adorable funny character to just himself?
This is exactly what it feels like to watch a vampire movie where all the characters are oblivious to the existence of vampires
Chat should've made him burn in the sunlight after that vampire bit... Such a shame
Really amazing for your first green screen edit, also that ending scared me! :D
Thanks thanks! ^3^
Wait, I know you!
god the jigsaw clips are so good LMAO
remember everyone, if you accept him into your heart, you've already accepted him into your house.
I like to imagine that this isn’t even the door camera and this is just a security camera in the yard
I love how he's sweating so much more this time than the last green screen event.
The whole neighborhood is full of Jerma clones that all try to get in the only normal guy’s house, so they can make him into another Jerma.
read the title as “jerma wants to eat your entire house” and i just accepted it like yeah that adds up
this is insanely well made
The idea of a neighborhood full of jermas is as terrifying as the village full of squidwards from that one spongebob episode
This is really terrifying. Imagine actually seeing all of this insane neighbourhood outside your house
“I wanted width” probably the most underrated Jerma character moment of all time
the little 1'2 spiderman in the corner was such a good addition
Real footage
I feel like if you met him, but he acted like a normal streamer meeting a fan, you'd be even more afraid of what he's hiding.
Why is he so sweaty
Take a hit every time he want to come in your house
the moment jeremy turns back you can see the river of sweat on his back
i've seen how Jerma lives in a house
im not letting him in
He's so sweaty
This frightened me to the core, I can't believe this man is wandering the streets to this day. Stay safe everyone 🙏
It’s crazy how these vampire teeth look completely natural on him
"I would come over your house, would you be interested?"
i'm not sure why he needs a meat grinder to make a mojito but he seems like an affable young man :)
jerma is a vampire confirmed
Saw Jerma just chilling in the background is awesome
This streaming guy is hilarious
Jerma is my favourite genre of videos
May I Please Enter (2018)
0:30 and silence
"I'm a vampire and you shouldn't have done that! Hey,"
1:43 his stupid vampire laugh gets me every time
I would trust this man around meat grinders
This is such a simple edit, but really well done!
This has to be my fave edit so far !
I loved to just pretend Im the neighbor while I watched this for the first time. An awkward first contact turned into a desperate and frankly very frightful situation. Almost called the cops. Glad I know to use extra mint in my mojitos, though!
this is my favorite one
jerma can enter my house through the window like edward
Jeez, more infestations of Jermas, we all need to do something before it get worse.
it's already too late. all we can do now is not let them in our houses. i did a horrible mistake by letting one inside mine. he """accidentally"""" pushed every member of my own family into a giant meat grinder one by one and laughed it off like it was nothing. after that he went for an axe while telling me a "right way" of using extra human remains for cooking,and that was when i took my escape. i am now homeless and all i can do is warn everyone: do not let the jermas in your houses.
Oh my God. Serious mistake friend, I'm not going to ask why you have a giant meat grinder so close, but you should go back into your old home. Right now. Go with friends and see if this infestation left scattered eggs, and if so, burn them before they are born. I hope your family has an eternal rest.
I am with a group of survivors like you, we are killing these Jermas. One tried to kidnap me, God that laughter I still remember, I don't know but they are getting stronger every day. In the end my friend was able to hit him in the head with a brick, we ran and when we returned with my group, he, they, left. Stay strong friend.
i would move instantly
This is great. Kinda reminds me of a Chris Farley bit from SNL.
I like to imagine the Jigsaw riding the bike is actually Tommy Wiseau
i hope you submitted this for the greenscreen night
you know jerma didn't do drugs when the only one he knows on the spot are weed and coke
Sweaty Andy
i love his tiny hands
REALLY GREAT
Excellent work
HE MAKES AN INSANE (-ELY LETHALLY POISONOUS) MOJITO
The Purge
Jigsaw trying to film a plot and Jerma just going about his day upsetting Jigsaw by ruining his practice, putting him on a list.
"Call me, if you wanna chalk, call me
I thought for a split second that the jigsaw jerma was an actual person and that the background was stock footage
perfect
Guys… I think I’m having a schizophrenic episode again…
So much is going on
Time to call the police
Jerma x Alan Resnick
Terrifying actually scary
Would it work if a vampire just threw a walkie talkie in your window and said "come in!" through the other?
i am so sorry this PYSCHO harrassed u like this. i hope the ppl at the containment facility get him soon
oh.. if only it were real..
this is a horror movie
I'd let him in but I tell you hwat it'd be tough to let him leave
wait is the background bird chirping noise from house flipper? i swear its the same sound. also loved the cute jigsaw child in the background
Saw streams were legendary lol
Leave me and my family alone
this is hilarious!! just an idea when he says "kids" at the beginning maybe u can flip the first jigsaw to the left as if he's the kid pointed at! or: with the drugs at the end u can have spiderbong in the bg?? idk just extra ideas
lmao good luck :)
Nice
Would've been better with an indoor audio filter
Dump truck!
I would love to let jerma come into my house so we could smoke some weed 🚬 🌿
What the hell was prompt for the source material here
May I please enter?
Okay but he is such agreat actor? Did he take acting classes or something?
He’s got a big stain on his shirt
Please tell me you sent it through discord