9:22 Lmao imagine your friend coming to hang out, show you a game for a quick video, saying "Okay, I will sit down with you for exactly 15 minutes and no longer" and then constantly asking DURING the video how much time is left. This is fucking insane
You are all a bunch of weirdos for being this obsessed over this guy that you don't know. Get off the computer for a while, go find a hobby or something.
To be serious: James needs to seriously work on his time management skills, and actually do something about his inefficient A/V production setup. And possibly say "no" to a few things currently taking up his time. My Dad had three boys and he owned a business with two locations, but he knew how to delegate, timebox certain commitments, and prioritize. Sure, sometimes things just came up, but for the most part he juggled everything quite well.
Amen to this. It's honestly freaking weird to hear a guy without a day job complaining about his lack of time. There are many RUclipsrs with day jobs, kids and hobbies who still manage to have a RUclips career as well. I'm not saying that this is easy, but it is possible. I believe (after having read his weird biography) that most of James' problems come from his obsessive-compulsive disorders and terrible organization skills. I had a friend in college who had OCD, he had to wash his hands for ten full minutes every time he touched something. This vastly decreased his effiecency.
@@colonel1003probably his wife...James channel brings in 60 thousand a month, him and Mike are rich(remember Mike owns 50% of the brand)and even rich people find time to do other things. I wonder though if his Wife is super controlling? Along James's ocd behavior, I'd imagine there's more when we will ever know
Even if he didn't change a thing about his schedule but he also stopped making excuses and saying he had no time for things, that would be an improvement.
@@robbieracer3294 Yeah, I was thinking the same. I think its partially her fault, but from what James said his problem with time started way back, long before he even had kids. At this point I genuinly think that he is just lying. Sorry, but it's just straight up impossible. I don't think I know anyone who have this much problem with finding free time. People find time to have a job, finish college and have kids at the same time. Not even mentioning hobbies and time for socialization. What the fuck is James doing in his free time? It doesn't make sense.
Lol this guy said he can relate to James Cameron not having the time to get a HD master. I guess James Rolfe doesn't grasp that the difference between them is that James Cameron is actually a successful filmmaker who truly does keep busy, where as James Rolfe is only busy at getting bossed around by his wife and larping as a shitty rock star.
When he says “he doesnt have time”, what he really is saying is “i cant be bothered to care all that much.” It’s crazy. The man has millions of subscribers, decades of good will (yes, still), but the more I learn about him and see all these “no time” quotes, they show me that he takes it all for granted, almost like it’s a hassle.
"I have kids" so is Caddicarus. I'd rather James find sustainable job, fire Screenslobs, and release new episode every half year or even once a year. Look at Jontron for example.
It still makes me laugh so much just watching all of these. It's just so ridiculous how he never has time. I get that he is raising kids but seriously he's not working some regular full-time job 40 hours a week. He makes his own schedule. But I just absolutely love how Justin and I know I said this before but I'm say it again in this video I absolutely love how Justin just says that from now on he's going to read questions office Twitter and James just cannot help himself but mentioned that it's a lot of time to check everything. Like damn dude. Like we need to know that too. Duh!
Imagine having thousand of fans, two beautiful daughters and a job with 100 % creative freedom and instead of being happy about all you have been given you instead spend your time by complaning that you don't have time.
Great season (although I had to watch it muted with subtitles since it's past 5:40 and i don't know how to use muh raycons). Hoping Big Ryan makes an appearance in season 4
He's a real speed demon, He's one of a kind, Watching, waiting, winking over his shoulder, He's running out of time! Rush rush to the yeyo, Buzz buzz, gimme yeyo, Yo yo, no no yeyo, go go, Rush rush to the yeyo!
I have two children myself. I’m not half-assing my day job under the guise of time constraints. What’s his problem these days? He makes it sound like his kids are a chore. What an ingrate.
He should really hire a coach to teach him NOT to mention his time constraints all the time. It’s getting old. Imagine going to the grocery store and all the shelves are empty. In the middle of the store you find a clerk who is all like, ‘yeah, I probably should have stocked the shelves but I just ran out of time’. Yeez. Do your job and quit making excuses or do something else entirely. I have a feeling that Mike couldn’t put up with James’ stressful behavior (on fucking camera, mind you!) any longer. Mike is touted as the black sheep of the old Cinemassacre, but seriously, when you watch him and James play, James is NOT the main attraction. He’s mentally checked out and asking what time it is constantly. It’s like he really doesn’t want to be there to begin with.
would be just best if mike took over the nerd. Hes the real avgn that even james himself said his character is based off of.Hes more into making movies than he is into playing video games.
James Rolfe excuse makes me roll my eyes. There are plenty of adults with kids (and no one is denying kids take up a lot of time) who still make time for activities they enjoy doing. For that matter these are adults who actually have to work 40 hours a week at a real job. How can James not have the time to watch a movie or play a game from home when THAT LITERALLY IS HIS ONLY JOB.
@@pjam1184 can't you tell James apparently doesn't have time at all for anything. I'm amazed he even has time to get dress in the morning with his lack of time.
1:52 Mike stares at James the same way that EmpLemon stairs at Rusty Cage in that cornucopia episode Mandela effect from like a covid Thanksgiving ago.
He has kids. Ok, so do many of us. This dude has an obsession with mentioning on-camera how little time he has. I almost wish he had an alternate timeline where he didn't have kids and thus more time. BUT knowing his personality, I feel like even with no family responsibilities he would still complain about time.
0:46 he admits he only works on his video 3 hours a day? easiest job in the world. go work on a construction site or something, now that's some real hardship. 13:00 I think I finally get it. He got traumatized by retro games that stressed players with timer and time limits!! It all makes sense now!!! He got PTSD from ol' NES games!!!
Okay, I can buy that he doesn't have a lot of time because of having kids. But my main issue comes from this simple fact: Muh kids keep him from making regular AVGN and stuff people want, BUT he has time to form a mid-life crisis band and do live music? X to doubt.
When people with kids say they don't have time, it usually refers to recreational stuff after family and work. James, on the other hand, basically says he doesn't have time to do his job.
I would be genuinly interested in seeing James Rolfe documentary. Nothing special, just camera following him on his everyday chores for a few days with some commentary because it's just impossible to be this busy. People have normal jobs, kids, school, college, hobbies and meanwhile James just can't find time to do... anything? At this point I think he is just lying and since he doesn't have any good excuses he just says that he doesn't have time. Even if someone questions it there is no proof that its otherwise so he just rolls with it.
Its clear to me that hes not a gamer anymore. The lack of time was a perfect excuse when his daughters were babies but as you can see, he complains about time even before they were born. I even imagine that he stopped being a gamer after the 16 bit era. So basically AVGN was about something from his past that was already dead when he made his first video on youtube. He wanted to be a film director, he wasn't sucessful and AVGN was how he managed to pay his bills.
The first 3 episodes of AVGN (Simon's Quest, Dr. Jekyll, The Karate Kid) he just did as a joke to amuse his friends, he really did just put on a brilliant act, and he wanted to just end it right there cuz he didn't care anymore about it. Mike however saw how funny it was and how much potential it had and talked him into continuing playing, told him what games to play, wrote many of the scripts, did much of the gameplay, so yeah James since the beginning really didn't care about video games anymore.
It cracks me up that he’s annoyed that videos take time to make some why they take 3 hours a day. Well, let’s assume this is your job your full-time job how you make your money well a regular job would certainly expect you work more than three hours a day 40 hrs a week are the norm so just spend that on a video. It is your job you can’t possibly expect to get all this free money and not have to work, even though it’s not like carpentry or landscaping, you’re just making videos treated more like a job stop being so Hollywood
9:22 Lmao imagine your friend coming to hang out, show you a game for a quick video, saying "Okay, I will sit down with you for exactly 15 minutes and no longer" and then constantly asking DURING the video how much time is left. This is fucking insane
"CAN I LEAVE NOW??? I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT"
You are all a bunch of weirdos for being this obsessed over this guy that you don't know. Get off the computer for a while, go find a hobby or something.
@@Spunney I have tried but when I realize I got no time
@@Spunney I don't have time.
@@Spunney I don't have the time man.
To be serious: James needs to seriously work on his time management skills, and actually do something about his inefficient A/V production setup. And possibly say "no" to a few things currently taking up his time. My Dad had three boys and he owned a business with two locations, but he knew how to delegate, timebox certain commitments, and prioritize. Sure, sometimes things just came up, but for the most part he juggled everything quite well.
Amen to this. It's honestly freaking weird to hear a guy without a day job complaining about his lack of time. There are many RUclipsrs with day jobs, kids and hobbies who still manage to have a RUclips career as well. I'm not saying that this is easy, but it is possible. I believe (after having read his weird biography) that most of James' problems come from his obsessive-compulsive disorders and terrible organization skills. I had a friend in college who had OCD, he had to wash his hands for ten full minutes every time he touched something. This vastly decreased his effiecency.
Congrats to your dad man. Wtf is taking up James time if sometimes he can only work on a video for 3 times a week
@@colonel1003probably his wife...James channel brings in 60 thousand a month, him and Mike are rich(remember Mike owns 50% of the brand)and even rich people find time to do other things. I wonder though if his Wife is super controlling? Along James's ocd behavior, I'd imagine there's more when we will ever know
Even if he didn't change a thing about his schedule but he also stopped making excuses and saying he had no time for things, that would be an improvement.
@@robbieracer3294 Yeah, I was thinking the same. I think its partially her fault, but from what James said his problem with time started way back, long before he even had kids. At this point I genuinly think that he is just lying. Sorry, but it's just straight up impossible. I don't think I know anyone who have this much problem with finding free time. People find time to have a job, finish college and have kids at the same time. Not even mentioning hobbies and time for socialization. What the fuck is James doing in his free time? It doesn't make sense.
This is a series that will span across time.
No time
Imagine working from home a wife who doesn't work and not have time to watch or review video games or movie FOR YOUR FUCKING JOB.
This is actually the first instance I've seen where someone doesn't have time for their own job.
5:05 "We're now in Ketchup mode."
Rip Loco, Mike finally got to him.
Lol this guy said he can relate to James Cameron not having the time to get a HD master. I guess James Rolfe doesn't grasp that the difference between them is that James Cameron is actually a successful filmmaker who truly does keep busy, where as James Rolfe is only busy at getting bossed around by his wife and larping as a shitty rock star.
Does James home school his kids? He can't get things done during six hours a day?
Just in time for his Christmas "break"
It's the most wonderful TIME of the year.
Love how this series has its own entry on IMDb, wish I had time to read it.
When he says “he doesnt have time”, what he really is saying is “i cant be bothered to care all that much.” It’s crazy. The man has millions of subscribers, decades of good will (yes, still), but the more I learn about him and see all these “no time” quotes, they show me that he takes it all for granted, almost like it’s a hassle.
"I have kids" so is Caddicarus. I'd rather James find sustainable job, fire Screenslobs, and release new episode every half year or even once a year. Look at Jontron for example.
2:51 James was ahead of his TIME with the asmr
Loco Bandito spent a lot of time gathering all these clips
Despite his lack of time
He must not have kids
we just want him to suffer
It still makes me laugh so much just watching all of these. It's just so ridiculous how he never has time. I get that he is raising kids but seriously he's not working some regular full-time job 40 hours a week. He makes his own schedule.
But I just absolutely love how Justin and I know I said this before but I'm say it again in this video I absolutely love how Justin just says that from now on he's going to read questions office Twitter and James just cannot help himself but mentioned that it's a lot of time to check everything. Like damn dude. Like we need to know that too. Duh!
Imagine having thousand of fans, two beautiful daughters and a job with 100 % creative freedom and instead of being happy about all you have been given you instead spend your time by complaning that you don't have time.
Yeah it makes sense that bimmy would be a fan of Frozen
One of the few series that is still good in its 3rd season!
You know what time it is? It's about time!
How does anyone watch this guy anymore, i can't even get through this video. And I have the time!!!
Huge time fan
Time wag huge
James must hear he has no time all the time.
its honestly amazing how much he mentions time
will we ever see a new installment in the greatest show of all time?
Not sure. I don't want to drag it out for too long, unlike a certain other web series. ;)
A "show"? This is a movie franchise smh.
@@locobandito7389 Please sir, make more we're starving
I watched this whole video twice.
James and Mike obviously smoked a fat blunt before filming J&MM
14 minutes of Bimmy suffering? Grab your popcorn. This is gonna be wonderful.
No time to suffer.
Bootsy arrested and executed. Critics in control.
I'm unironically more invested in this series than anything James has put out in the last 10 years.
Great film series. Saved me from dark times.
When will Jame's boomer band preform a cover for the Pink Floyd song "Time"?
No time
When you figure out how to spell "perform" properly.
But you may have no time.
Time
Is it really that time again?
Unfortunately we have none
With his time management, it’s amazing he graduated college
Great season (although I had to watch it muted with subtitles since it's past 5:40 and i don't know how to use muh raycons). Hoping Big Ryan makes an appearance in season 4
But muh kids but muh Rex viper…….
If you have Time LB, you could try do every-time he mentions time, the video speeds up 😆
He's a real speed demon,
He's one of a kind,
Watching, waiting, winking over his shoulder,
He's running out of time!
Rush rush to the yeyo,
Buzz buzz, gimme yeyo,
Yo yo, no no yeyo, go go,
Rush rush to the yeyo!
I have two children myself. I’m not half-assing my day job under the guise of time constraints. What’s his problem these days? He makes it sound like his kids are a chore. What an ingrate.
Someone should make some AMV's with James and his struggle against time, Hans Zimmer's "Time" and "Only Time" by Enya would be very fitting.
He should really hire a coach to teach him NOT to mention his time constraints all the time. It’s getting old. Imagine going to the grocery store and all the shelves are empty. In the middle of the store you find a clerk who is all like, ‘yeah, I probably should have stocked the shelves but I just ran out of time’. Yeez. Do your job and quit making excuses or do something else entirely.
I have a feeling that Mike couldn’t put up with James’ stressful behavior (on fucking camera, mind you!) any longer. Mike is touted as the black sheep of the old Cinemassacre, but seriously, when you watch him and James play, James is NOT the main attraction. He’s mentally checked out and asking what time it is constantly. It’s like he really doesn’t want to be there to begin with.
Give James Rolfe a time machine and the guy will say I don't have enough time to set it up 😂
People make fun of him now for not having enough time, but I think he has always had problems with time. XD
would be just best if mike took over the nerd. Hes the real avgn that even james himself said his character is based off of.Hes more into making movies than he is into playing video games.
maybe he has chronophobia (fear of time)
Muh....yeah.....oh yeah.....uh......yes.....i see....yeah no Time....yeah.....i...i Can understand that, mmh
How do you find time to make these videos? It's amazing!
Where did the time go?
Time to give this video a 👍
Wheres the fourth season? we been left on a cliffhanger
No time for season 4
3:06, that’s pretty much what the AVGN movie felt like.
Was that his wife laying on the couch?
No, I think it's his sister.
4:13 So happy you included this one.
James Rolfe excuse makes me roll my eyes. There are plenty of adults with kids (and no one is denying kids take up a lot of time) who still make time for activities they enjoy doing. For that matter these are adults who actually have to work 40 hours a week at a real job. How can James not have the time to watch a movie or play a game from home when THAT LITERALLY IS HIS ONLY JOB.
How in gods name did those videos take 18 hours a day to make? He's acting like he's making fucking Avatar or something.
@@pjam1184 can't you tell James apparently doesn't have time at all for anything. I'm amazed he even has time to get dress in the morning with his lack of time.
Looks like he ran out of time to make more
He’s clearly had enough time talking about having no time. 😒
1:52
Mike stares at James the same way that EmpLemon stairs at Rusty Cage in that cornucopia episode Mandela effect from like a covid Thanksgiving ago.
Emplemon sucks hard too
@@colonel1003 and he's vegan
@@Gator159 he wants to run over people from his discord server with a tank!
He has kids. Ok, so do many of us. This dude has an obsession with mentioning on-camera how little time he has. I almost wish he had an alternate timeline where he didn't have kids and thus more time. BUT knowing his personality, I feel like even with no family responsibilities he would still complain about time.
Will there be time for season 4?
I want to watch this whole thing but I simply don’t have enough time
“Time huh. Thanks for the tip.”
Fred Fuchs time traveled into the future to meet his future self. The two Fuchs teamed up to capture James, and tortured him until he became Bimmy.
I don’t have the time to watch this
Mhhmm
Yeah
No time
I watch this all the TIME
Needa take time off
LmfAo0, classic!
I actually had this NES game time lord before I sold it to my buddy
0:46 he admits he only works on his video 3 hours a day? easiest job in the world. go work on a construction site or something, now that's some real hardship.
13:00 I think I finally get it. He got traumatized by retro games that stressed players with timer and time limits!! It all makes sense now!!! He got PTSD from ol' NES games!!!
The Historian without time
I don't have time to watch this video
Okay, I can buy that he doesn't have a lot of time because of having kids. But my main issue comes from this simple fact: Muh kids keep him from making regular AVGN and stuff people want, BUT he has time to form a mid-life crisis band and do live music? X to doubt.
When people with kids say they don't have time, it usually refers to recreational stuff after family and work. James, on the other hand, basically says he doesn't have time to do his job.
I would be genuinly interested in seeing James Rolfe documentary. Nothing special, just camera following him on his everyday chores for a few days with some commentary because it's just impossible to be this busy. People have normal jobs, kids, school, college, hobbies and meanwhile James just can't find time to do... anything? At this point I think he is just lying and since he doesn't have any good excuses he just says that he doesn't have time. Even if someone questions it there is no proof that its otherwise so he just rolls with it.
Its clear to me that hes not a gamer anymore. The lack of time was a perfect excuse when his daughters were babies but as you can see, he complains about time even before they were born. I even imagine that he stopped being a gamer after the 16 bit era. So basically AVGN was about something from his past that was already dead when he made his first video on youtube. He wanted to be a film director, he wasn't sucessful and AVGN was how he managed to pay his bills.
The first 3 episodes of AVGN (Simon's Quest, Dr. Jekyll, The Karate Kid) he just did as a joke to amuse his friends, he really did just put on a brilliant act, and he wanted to just end it right there cuz he didn't care anymore about it. Mike however saw how funny it was and how much potential it had and talked him into continuing playing, told him what games to play, wrote many of the scripts, did much of the gameplay, so yeah James since the beginning really didn't care about video games anymore.
He never was a gamer. He's just a collector. He don't know the simplest sht about the most popular games like Super Mario World
It cracks me up that he’s annoyed that videos take time to make some why they take 3 hours a day. Well, let’s assume this is your job your full-time job how you make your money well a regular job would certainly expect you work more than three hours a day 40 hrs a week are the norm so just spend that on a video. It is your job you can’t possibly expect to get all this free money and not have to work, even though it’s not like carpentry or landscaping, you’re just making videos treated more like a job stop being so Hollywood
In many of these clips, James had no time for his clip-on toupee.
7:40 SIX MONTHS to make 6 episodes of BOARD JAMES? Jesus christ dude. Bro needs to learn some efficiencies.
if i remember correctly there were other (actually good) projects going on around that era. plus those episodes were good imo
Xmas 2022 finally found the time to watch this film.
Next should be James Rolfe vs Gaming since he was never a gamer at all
Haha these used to be funny. Now I just get infuriated at hpw incompetent Bimmy is at life
He got lazy and now resort to making shorts out of his old videos
you are an auteur