I mean he's already claimed that he is a furry after all ever since it was explained that you're still a furry even if you only like the art and not the suits.
Cant wait for the animation where Mr. Clean pops up everytime they say clean, and he just gets more and more stressed and tired at all the cleaning he has to do
That voice is the person who thought they were your friend in school, but they never showered, so you never hung out with them outside of group projects
Billiards regional three-time champion here, regarding Dan’s comment about having a penalty occur when missing the 8-ball, he is partly correct, however the penalty is not what he infers. If a player fails to hit the 8-ball while shooting at it, it is a foul and the game continues. Also, one should keep in mind that when the 8-ball is the legal object ball, a scratch or foul is not a loss of game if the 8-ball is not pocketed or jumped off the table.
"Billiards" refers to any sort of game with a table ball and stick, be this style of game is called "Pool" so All games of Pool are Billiards, but not all games of Billards is pool.
"Pool" is actually the name of a specific Water Billiards variant played in a swimming arena. The name was changed to "pool" from the original "Napoleon's Testicles", referring to the well-known historical record of his one solid and one striped ball.
Arin: "What do you mean UUNHHUUGHNGHUNGHUUUU??!?!!?!?!" Dan: "I'm gonna be as gentle as a gentleman's touch-" Raiden from Revengeance: " *C* *L* *E* *A* *N* "
I came to the comments for this, and I was also wondering if there was a difference between "pool" "billiards" and other names for the game. I know there's special rules like best 5/9 is called something but it's called simple rules in this video game. We need more info billiardsfan69
The grizzled old Mainer who taught me to play pool had a saying, "Hercules never won a pool game..." You're hitting the balls waaaay too haaaahd bud...
This gave me nice memories of playing pool at my grandparents house. They had a full size pool table in the basement in the house they built in '49. My granddaddy was the one who taught me how to use a pool cue and how to play 8-ball. If I didn't have a shot lined up, he'd stealthily move a ball in front of a pocket when I wasn't looking and would call my attention to it. He'd bet quarters on each round and we'd use those quarters for snacks when we went fishing. He passed away in 2006 and Grandma passed away in 2018.
Happy to hear the kid running the Game Grumps Drive Thru from the Dark Souls playthorugh is now living the dream with his intimate gentle voice of being a pool commentator.
This was seriously the first game grumps video I’ve ever seen, and after Arin’s “clean” I knew this would be a channel I’d be watching for a long time.
That bug thing? Never even thought about SG the past 10 years until hbomax, still haven't bothered watching it, but I remember what you're talking about.
a kidz bop version of Avril Lavigne's "I'm with you" is a recipe for child abduction. Isn't anyone tryin' to find me? Won't somebody come take me home? Won't you take me by the hand? Take me somewhere new. I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you.
Snooker has red balls you need to pot before potting one of the coloured balls, points awarded for each colour differently. Once all the red balls are gone you pot the colours. There is no way this could be mistaken for snooker.
when dan’s ball stopped rolling right before making it into the hole, i remembered a stupid rule me and my friends made up for pool. If the ball is within two inches of the hole, you can blow on it twice to try and get it in. It never usually worked but it was pretty fun to do lol.
Arin makes a good observation, and it made me realize something: pool/billiards is one of the most ASMR-triggering games you can play. Nothing but low-frequency rolling sounds mixed with percussive clacking. My wife and I have played this on 51 Clubhouse Games almost every night since it launched, a few quick rounds of pool before bed, simply because it's so calming and low-stress.
was in the midst of writing a journal entry when the precious 4:12 happened. laughed with my mouth wide open and drooled on my entry page. thanks, game grumps. the drool spot deserves a timestamp.
@@KirbyPhelpsPK nothing that big in this video but I've seen Arin do a lot of little things that are so similar to Matt's style. What reminded me of that in this vid was just the way he talked after one of the "clean, nice" jokes.
Billiards is the pocketless version in the UK, with striped colourings for numbers above 8. But Pool in the UK is a mix of yellow and red balls instead of these numbered ones. Rule-wise, genuinely identical.
Pool is always billiards, billiards isn't always pool. Pool refers to billiards games that use pockets. Much like how all apes are monkeys (no, that's not incorrect, apes are, in fact, monkeys; that annoying friend of yours who keeps calling chimps and orangutans "monkey" is right, they are monkeys), but not all monkeys are apes, or how all lions are cats, but not all cats are lions.
Arin giving Dan advice on his angles while simultaneously failing to judge his own angles correctly is either a brilliant plan of deception or classic grump energy
You guys should play monopoly again it’s always hilarious and there is apparently a way you can do multiple house rules by clicking them fast enough. I just love when you guys play monopoly!
great now every time I'm washing my hands at work today I'll be saying "clean" in Arin's voice
Nice
CLEAN
Clean
Nice
That's as clean as it gets my man
Dan: “I watched the version sung by the Chipettes in Alvin and the Chipmunks.”
The internet: “Adding that one to the folder...”
I mean he's already claimed that he is a furry after all ever since it was explained that you're still a furry even if you only like the art and not the suits.
I swear once upon a time they just called that being a "furvert", but I guess the term evolved?
The tutorial lady saying, "Now that there are no kids around...show me how to play billiards," really is...something.
Baby work this balls and stick on this table
She’s a woman with needs man, let her play with those balls in peace
the black woman with the yellow dress tutorial figure got me feelin' some type of way
"First, I pull out my cue..."
...and then smack the white ball
that "clean" voice was like if mucus could speak
Like the Mucinex commercials
Reminded me of when hey talked of dave mustang from megadeth
Cant wait for the animation where Mr. Clean pops up everytime they say clean, and he just gets more and more stressed and tired at all the cleaning he has to do
It sounded like Beavis and Butthead to me
That voice is the person who thought they were your friend in school, but they never showered, so you never hung out with them outside of group projects
Billiards regional three-time champion here, regarding Dan’s comment about having a penalty occur when missing the 8-ball, he is partly correct, however the penalty is not what he infers. If a player fails to hit the 8-ball while shooting at it, it is a foul and the game continues. Also, one should keep in mind that when the 8-ball is the legal object ball, a scratch or foul is not a loss of game if the 8-ball is not pocketed or jumped off the table.
So in your professional opinion, who was more clean?
WildWeasel46 I must say Arnold made some very clean plays there.
What region?
The Mad lad actually made the effort to do the joke. Hats off to you.
I was looking for this comment lol
I almost choked on my bagel when he said “you should’ve put the precious on it”
same
"Have I ever told you how much I hate you?"
"No, but I get it."
Relatable af
The “clean” gremlin is by far my favorite voice. It has me dying every time.
Kidz Bop version of "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails: "I want to hug you like an animal."
Because animals hug...
"I want to feel you here by my side"
Or take some notes from RollerCloser
I want to hug all my stuffed animals
I want to hug you like a plushie toy
‘You hear a whisper on the wind’
~ catchy ~
It's a ghost!
Clean
If Dan loses Billiards it’s because the CATCHY ghost got him again.
catchy....
Scratchy ghost
Meatallic !? Ghrasty scroatch
The CLEANLY ghost
the scratchy ghost makes him hit the ball full power every time
Billiards - “A sophisticated game of forethought and skill”
Dan and Arin - Stick Wizards
... More like guided stick wizards.
Dan and Arin - CLEAN!
"Billiards" refers to any sort of game with a table ball and stick, be this style of game is called "Pool" so All games of Pool are Billiards, but not all games of Billards is pool.
From what I looked up, so don't quote me on it, but pool came about because of betting. It then became interchangeable with billiards.
"Pool" is actually the name of a specific Water Billiards variant played in a swimming arena. The name was changed to "pool" from the original "Napoleon's Testicles", referring to the well-known historical record of his one solid and one striped ball.
Also a scratch is a foul but a foul isn't always from a scratch. (To answer their other question)
The more you know... I guess
a square is always a rectangle but a rectangle is not always a square
Arin: "What do you mean UUNHHUUGHNGHUNGHUUUU??!?!!?!?!"
Dan: "I'm gonna be as gentle as a gentleman's touch-"
Raiden from Revengeance: " *C* *L* *E* *A* *N* "
Ah, yes. Those clean memes.
Hi, BilliardsFan78 here. Hitting the rail 3 times without hitting a target ball CAN be a legal safety, but generally only in bar rules.
thank you BilliardsFan78 for that insightful comment
BilliardsFan78 came through!
I came to the comments for this, and I was also wondering if there was a difference between "pool" "billiards" and other names for the game. I know there's special rules like best 5/9 is called something but it's called simple rules in this video game. We need more info billiardsfan69
Michael C. Pool is another name for Pocket billiards. There are a couple versions of billiards, but pool means specifically pocket billiards
i was hoping that someone would have changed their username but this is good enough
Your pool commentary voices sound like when the driver tries to make an announcement on a NJ Transit bus. (Dan knows what I'm talking about.)
I've found another who knows the ways of NJ Transit
San Diego is just as bad.
Gollum playing pool with a positive affirming demon is not what I expected to hear in this episode, but it was a nice surprise.
Can't wait for the GGA of just....Gremlin Arin cleaning his house and "CLEEEAN"
When Dan spun the pool stick at first I was scared Joy-Con drift was about to strike
Hajime 👀
'Pool stick'?
hajime, join my killing game for season 55
Literally my biggest enemy rn when playing any game from 51 clubhouse games
No i cant be seeing Dangan 2 prof pictures while playing the game thats bad luck,
Every time I hear Dan go “OH NOOOO” I think of Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch
Can't unhear 😂
@Chris Idaho yes son?
@Chris Idaho I’ll send them to the Gulag for you baby cakes.
"We're trying to do the intimate gentle pool commentary voices"
Sounds more like the hell commentary voices
Airline pilots be like
Dan ended up sounding remarkably like Kylo Ren
20 seconds in & it's all downhill from here, baby.
CLEAN
@@DaniJHollis [Grunts like a demon] NICE
They sounded like pilots.
"I hate my life"
*.01 seconds pass*
"Yay!
Last time they played pool the Catchy Ghost was along for the ride
"Have I ever told you how much I hate you?"
"Hate me?"
"ye."
"No, but, I get it."
the "gentle" pool commentary is the ASMR i didn't know i absolutely didn't want
Arin continuously saying "clean" and "dirty" in that voice really sounds like Beetlejuice and I love it.
(Michael Keaton, to specify)
Sounds more like Beavis and Butt-Head to me
Thank god I wasn't the only one hearing that.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
"if you like it then you shoulda high-fived it"
If you like it then you should have wrote a song on it"
Not the greatest, but anything is better than child brides
"If you liked it then you should have pulled her pigtails and ran away"
if you like it then you shoulda clapped your hands at it
The cat's version: "If you like it then you shoulda peed on it and gave it a mouse head."
Something about making the audio peak is always hilarious to me
This.. This is true-
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@@emabode3423 C L E A N
Dan sounds like he's about to "PREPARETOQUALITFY" in that intro bit. lol
The grizzled old Mainer who taught me to play pool had a saying, "Hercules never won a pool game..." You're hitting the balls waaaay too haaaahd bud...
"Gentleman's touch" is indeed needed.
25:40 _"You did it, Goku! You're the Billiards Master!"_
Dan's Master Roshi gets me every time.
This gave me nice memories of playing pool at my grandparents house. They had a full size pool table in the basement in the house they built in '49. My granddaddy was the one who taught me how to use a pool cue and how to play 8-ball. If I didn't have a shot lined up, he'd stealthily move a ball in front of a pocket when I wasn't looking and would call my attention to it. He'd bet quarters on each round and we'd use those quarters for snacks when we went fishing. He passed away in 2006 and Grandma passed away in 2018.
Happy to hear the kid running the Game Grumps Drive Thru from the Dark Souls playthorugh is now living the dream with his intimate gentle voice of being a pool commentator.
That beginning gave me flashbacks to that ten minute power hour with Ross
"now close your eyes and imagine i'm rubbing your thighes"
“Powder bottom!!!!!!” -Dan Dan avidan 2020
“Clean, clean, nice!!!!!!” -Arin handsome 2020
I really wanna hear Dan or Arin say "I'm so hip, I have two of them!" At one point
Gonna leave a comment here so when they inevitably do it and somebody comes back here to comment it I'll get a notification
@@CooledJets another person of high class comedy I see
Your billiard commentary voices just sound like you're trying to order at a drive-thru.
This was seriously the first game grumps video I’ve ever seen, and after Arin’s “clean” I knew this would be a channel I’d be watching for a long time.
The voice they use for the “clean” sounds like something from space ghost
That bug thing? Never even thought about SG the past 10 years until hbomax, still haven't bothered watching it, but I remember what you're talking about.
Dan saying "I hate my life" followed instantly by a joyful exclamation of "yaaaay!", is a perfect description of my mental state most days...
the clean bit is something that will not only infiltrate my daily speech but also the first time i’ve laughed out loud in a really long time
a kidz bop version of Avril Lavigne's "I'm with you" is a recipe for child abduction.
Isn't anyone tryin' to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home?
Won't you take me by the hand?
Take me somewhere new.
I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you.
Dans playing billiards, while Arin’s tryin’ to play Snookers
Wtf is snookers?
@@hexeddecimals getting the balls in order
Snooker has red balls you need to pot before potting one of the coloured balls, points awarded for each colour differently. Once all the red balls are gone you pot the colours. There is no way this could be mistaken for snooker.
In 9 ball you pocket the balls in order (unless you can pocket the nine ball with the current ball on play)
man i can't even tell most of the time that it's remote, good for y'all
"CLEAN!" - Dave Mustaine, 2020
when dan’s ball stopped rolling right before making it into the hole, i remembered a stupid rule me and my friends made up for pool. If the ball is within two inches of the hole, you can blow on it twice to try and get it in. It never usually worked but it was pretty fun to do lol.
I hope they end up playing all 51 games
Arin makes a good observation, and it made me realize something: pool/billiards is one of the most ASMR-triggering games you can play. Nothing but low-frequency rolling sounds mixed with percussive clacking. My wife and I have played this on 51 Clubhouse Games almost every night since it launched, a few quick rounds of pool before bed, simply because it's so calming and low-stress.
The clean/dirty bit could easily become a hilarious animated
was in the midst of writing a journal entry when the precious 4:12 happened. laughed with my mouth wide open and drooled on my entry page. thanks, game grumps. the drool spot deserves a timestamp.
"Now that there are no kids arou-"
im so sad that they skipped that
I feel like Matt Watson has had a huge effect on Arin's humor and I love it.
What reminded you of Matt?
@@KirbyPhelpsPK nothing that big in this video but I've seen Arin do a lot of little things that are so similar to Matt's style. What reminded me of that in this vid was just the way he talked after one of the "clean, nice" jokes.
I always make sure to like a video when it makes me laugh - 4:10
Edit - 17:15
"You did it, you did it Goku!" literally gets me everytime. Thanks Dan
*[Dale Gribble voice.]*
_"Well, Daniel, billiards refers to any game played on a pool table and pool is a specific game."_
“What’s your favorite episode of game grumps?”
“I like the one where arin turns into beetlejuice for a looooooooong time”
My favorite kids bop song is *"Thank the police coming straight from the playground"*
I want to believe it's real, but I can't....
Oof missing a syllable
Why do I keep hearing the first notes of the Rugrats opening in this episode?
Jesus I thought I was the only one hearing it.
I'm glad it's not just me xD My brain kept perking up whenever they got a ball in
The clean bit that starts around 7:30 is KILLING me
"If you liked it then you should have put the precious on it!" Iconic. ❤️
Dan's "gentleman's touch" is the most *unga* of the bunga.
Watched this episode just for the “cLeAn, CLEAN!”
"Billiards" IS pool, tho....
yeah when arin was getting in a twist about them calling it billiards instead of pool i was sitting here like “but they’re... the same thing...??”
Billiards is the pocketless version in the UK, with striped colourings for numbers above 8. But Pool in the UK is a mix of yellow and red balls instead of these numbered ones. Rule-wise, genuinely identical.
Pool is always billiards, billiards isn't always pool. Pool refers to billiards games that use pockets. Much like how all apes are monkeys (no, that's not incorrect, apes are, in fact, monkeys; that annoying friend of yours who keeps calling chimps and orangutans "monkey" is right, they are monkeys), but not all monkeys are apes, or how all lions are cats, but not all cats are lions.
Why is “Super Bunny Man” a tag on this? 😂
The beginning is beautiful
I disagree
Love Danny’s quick wedding crashers joke very Under-appreciated
Dan hitting every ball like hes trying to shatter it hurts my soul.
you aren't alone. lol
Between Aggressively Clean Guy and the Catchy Ghost, these pool games are giving us some fun characters.
7:30 is where things start to get squeeky CLEAN!
Arin giving Dan advice on his angles while simultaneously failing to judge his own angles correctly is either a brilliant plan of deception or classic grump energy
Day four of asking for a compilation of Arin and Dan saying things in sync.
My god, this series continues to be hilarious and insanely enjoyable. Never stop playing board games!! (until you stop having fun at least)
0:48 “we’re having trouble with the radar sir”
The “nice one” music is the same two notes at the beginning of the Rugrats theme song and it THREW ME EVERY TIME
"If you liked it, you should have put a Ring Pop on it!"
every pool episode is gold. including this one.
Future note to myself:
This is the Grumps episode where Dan says "You did it, Goku!"
Thank you, Past Me.
Commenting to bring you back
@@simonsalty Thanks, man.
☆CLEAN☆
~catchy~
The duality of man.
I'm calling Arin's new character Clean Clarence.
I love these clubhouse episodes.
when I got the notification, I thought "Stick Wizards" was some extremely obscure game from somewhere in the world for some reason.
The voices they’re making just remind me of “no. that’s too low.” from sequelitis
whenever i hear that snake voice all i can hear is him saying "i can't locate your *****" from wherever the hell that came from
The beginning voices are just vibrations in my headphones and I love it
Title: "Stick wizards.."
Me: 😏
hehe hes talking about penis
Nice
nice
nice
I love how much Dan's King Kai bit cracks Arin up every time.
Gollum singing Single Ladies had me rolling
You guys should play monopoly again it’s always hilarious and there is apparently a way you can do multiple house rules by clicking them fast enough. I just love when you guys play monopoly!
Dan: "You might blow it..."
Arin: *misses*
Me, out loud to myself in a Palpatine voice: "mmmblew it."
Thank you so much for the Jacksfilm reference! I love the Kidzbop bit.
"I tried so much
And got so close
But in the end it wasn't even (clean) worth it"
Adding this to my ASMR playlist
I love watching them but everytime I can see there gunna miss b4 they do I wanna scream
Dan: *has a simple tap in*
*smashes cue ball with extreme prejudice*
Arin: I am sure billiardsfan78 will know
Comments: no billiardsfan78
Me: *Big Sad*
I will forever hear the word clean like this now thanks game grumps!
The video title clearly should be: Cleaning the Pool Table
This collection has everything.
Damn, got here at the below 15 views line. Is this what being an elite is?
25:40 kills me every time I watch it "You did it Goku! You're the Bollards Master!"