Psycho Ex Boyfriend Simulator
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- Опубликовано: 9 апр 2024
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Welcome to Daz Games! Here you’ll find all my Try Not To Laugh Challenge, Sketches and Reaction videos where you’ll enjoy my responses to videos from “LIFE HACKS THAT MAKE NO SENSE” and everything else on the internet you could think of. I like to do commentary walkthroughs and playthroughs of games like The Sims, ARK, GTA V, Minecraft, Horror Games and many others. New gaming videos will be posted five to six times a week. Be sure to Subscribe to never miss one! 
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“Don’t call your grandpa! What’s he gonna do? Have a stroke in front of him?”. THIS TOOK ME OUT💀💀
LMAOOO
i wish my crush took me out😣
💀
Same bro- 😂💀
it also probably took out the grandpa, come to think of it
''Fuck I'm becoming a lesbian!!'' Made me laugh so hard 😭😭
😂😂
it took me SO long to figure out he meant "the character is swearing off men after this experience" I thought Daz just shouted that randomly because he was panicking hahahahha
haha 😂 same
Same 😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭
“first of all why is grandpa out on a business trip shouldn’t he be retired- AAAAAH TONY” killed me
Brooooo same 😂😂😂
can you time when it was?
@@LexiFazbear ack i would but idk how it’s when he’s first in the car calling the grandfather
@@georgia_llxx ohh ok ty
@@LexiFazbear 7:12
i love how she literally found A HEAD IN A BOX, and said "HM, let me call my grandpa instead of the cops."
“ITS TONY FUCKING HAWK, THATS NOT LIAM ITS A SKATEBOARDER!” i’m dead 💀
That killedddd meeeee 💀
he wants his skateboard back and wont stop till he gets it
You left him because you didn't like his skateboard skills
I died on every jumpscare bro omg 💀
OMG FR
The guy that came running from car made me throw my phone down 😂
@@maisyfields7251 so real 😭 I've never had a game where I jump EVERY TIME before 💀🙏
the one in her nightmare made me stub my toe istg never been that scared in my life
I ALMOST SPILLED MY SOUP ON ONE OF THEM 😭
"Liam! You better not be pitching a tent out there!" Daz please, I was taking a sip of my drink and nearly died from my laughter LMFAOOOO
It took me waaaay too long to realise he meant literally 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that the part the scared me most was when they sprint comically towards you💀
Those are the only parts I jumped at
He always says the most random stuff when he get scared lol
Ikr lol😂
@@tricia9149 it's always the funniest things
@@crypticshift yes he does lol😂❤️
Remember he shouted JULIA ROBERTS when he was scared 😂😂
LMAO… “IM TURNING LESBIAN”
Being stalked is my biggest fear as a woman and I was screaming the whole time about all the stupid things this woman did.
As a woman who’s been stalked this game was so accurate in everything. It really is this terrifying
nah if this was me id just stay at the station like hell no
@@linn341Im sorry that happened to you. Are you doing okay now?
As a guy who was stalked by women I was told it was a good thing. Also I feel this game's a bit exaggerative.
@@koderamerikaner5147 Well of course it is. It's a game
"did he hurt you"
"he hurt my goddamn windows" LMAO DAZ IS THE GOAT
The way he went "LIAM I'll drop a grandfather clock on you're ASS" at 12:00 got me 😂😂
12:11 - 12:14
‘oh here’s the bathro- OH MY RICH GIRL!!!’ Sent me
Daz: "You guys need to invest in security.."
Also Daz, repeatedly forgetting to shut and lock the door:
Exactly! He can't blame the character for that. 😂
"ARE THEY BREEDING THEM HERE!?" HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD
911 dispatcher: what's your emergency?
daz: EVERYTHING!!!
“ oh someone’s texting me….its probably Liam” 😂
Also "STOP CALLING ME!!!! ......its probably Liam"
31:56
this game is so interesting because the monsters are literally just men
Just like real life 😔
@@EternalRiver90 boo 👻
@@EternalRiver90Misandry....
@@eoindenniston2611AHHHHHHHHH 😭😱
@@koderamerikaner5147 Nah, just a common occurrence for women
for someone who loves horror movies i CANT with horror games. my heart nearly stopped when the crow popped out 😭
"Ive got a KKK member jumptop as my shopping" Got me laughing
nooo-
The scariest thing about this game is that this is somebody's real-life experience somewhere in the world, and they do not have the option to turn the game off cause it's not a game. This game is all the more creepy for that simple fact.
That’s insane
The fact that it’s real and not just some demon chasing you, that’s what really put me on edge…
The fact that anyone can relate to real life situations and don’t have imagine something like a movie that you know isn’t real. The fact this is more about real life situations is what creeped me out the most. 😬…
Also made it worse that this character was dumb and was doing all the dumb sh*t and I was like, “GURL! DON’T TAKE A BATH IN THE MIDDLE OF BEING HUNTED DOWN, MORON!” 🙄😂🙄
this. this actually happens very often. i’ve heard so many stories of people (especially men *cough cough*) killing their partners all because they can’t handle rejection. my older sister literally said “no” to a guy which he didn’t take well and then started stalking her while sending threats.. thankfully she moved out of the country a little before (i believe) it could’ve escalated very quickly because he was a dangerous guy who had bad criminal history.
My ex is literally in jail for trying to kill me after i said no to him 😂
@@Editzz_Forever_ It's really not, it's unfortunately common.
'rich af not even a carrot in the fridge'
now that got me 🤣
Why when I read this did it play in the video-
@@_papapignah same wtf 💀💀😭
"There it is Epstein island... I guarantee you my grandfather's apart of it." GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
"its Cooking Simulator all over again" IMMEDIATE FLASHBACKS 😭😭
"you dont need a bf you got this tv!!" wise words Daz
Yea lol😂❤️
YES.
Equal Rights for all.
@@Jumpyman_thegamerYTwell yea I guess
Bingo
“Fu****g Elvis got me now.” 💀💀 istg daz u are the funniest person on the planet
Nah honestly I’m dying when he said “ I thought a kkk member jumped out at me 😭😭”
this game is genuinely terrifying because its not like a monster following you or something fictional its an actual person. and its scary to think that this is probably someone’s experience irl somewhere
im literally dieing because of him saying "I thought it was kkk but it my bag!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lliterally been scrolling through comments waiting for someone to mention this quote😂😂😂😂 had me dying too!
Ngl, it was even funnier to me because I thought the exact same thing in that moment 😅 😂
I was thinking the same lol
@@edenstarose2506Timestamp?
DARLINGGG GUESS WHOS BACK FROM THE PHSYC WARD
LMAOOO
DARLINGGGG GUES WHOS BACK FROM JAILLLL ☺️😈😈😈
@@castlesbylilpeep I SAID THAT ALOUD
reql
@@kaykheartz what…
As a woman, this is the most horrifying game I've ever watched Daz play 🫣
“Liam! you better not be pitching a tent out there” made me chuckle😭
6:12
DONT CALL YOUR GRANDPA WHATS HE GONNA DO HAVE A STROKE INFRONT OF HIM?!
That got me wheezing- 😂💀
😂😂😂
Writing only the huge jumpscares (SPOILERS INCLUDED)
5:20 - tonyyyy
7:11 - wasn't expecting that
16:40 - not Liam
17:55 - lights go out (creepy texts)
26:50 - storage roommm
28:35 - skull in the box
31:15 - BIRDDDDD
32:25 - peek a boo
37:05 - LIAM IS DEAD
37:44 - coffin with a skeleton inside
38:10 - it's the CASHIERRR
Sorry if I mispronounced something, english is not my first language! 🫶🏻
is liam dead tho
You spelled everything correctly no worries ☺️
life saver thanks xx
Aww thank u
Thank you for taking your time to do that. Now I’m just hiding in the comments, no stalkers can catch me now!
Edit 1: Thank you guys this is the most likes I have ver got (even though it is ten lol)
The fact that stuff like this actually happens is insane. as a young woman myself the storyline actually brought me to tears because i’m so thankful i haven’t experienced this and i feel so sorry for every single human that has had to experience and live with the trauma afterwards. This was a really good game
In all of the years I have watched Daz, this is the fist game he has played that actually made me jump lol
It was so good and so terrifying
"Don't eat too much or no one will want you" HAHAHA TOOOOXICCC xD
“don’t call you grandpa!! What’s he Gonna do? Have a stroke infront of him?”
HAD ME CACKLING
3:29 "nah hes on the roof" i love the way he didnt realise he made the sound😂
26:55 scared the CRAP out of me. This is probably not the best video to be watching in the dark alone in my room while wearing a heart monitor 😂😂
Wtf u wearing a heart monitor for?
Umm...I have a congenital heart defect. I kind of have to wear it.
I hope ur okay! I lose it as it watching these😭 @@TaintedMidnite
@starfiresreign Yes I am ok, mostly. Thank you 😊
@@TaintedMidnitehope you fight through 💪🏼
'How's it going Dazzlers"?
Never gets old
Agreed❤️
real
no but these comments do lol 💀
Literally😭 @@leah_025
7:15 my life just flashed before my eyes 😭
SAEME I WAS EATING DINNER AND I SCREAMED, MY POOR DAD WAS TERRIFIED ☹️🙏🏻
I literally screamed at that and accidentally dropped my phone on my NOSE 😂
@@BettyLeigh17SAME I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO MY PARENTS AND GHEY GAVE ME THE WEIRDEST LOOK😭😭😭
I literally flew backwards 😭
I flinched so hard lol my poor heart
“Who’s that? And why is his car driving on butter?” I fucking lost it 😂
Me too 😂😂😂
"Rich as fuck and not even 1 carrot in the fridge" 😂😂
"FUCK IM BECOMING A LESBIAN!!" LMFAOOO 38:41
Daz: where did he get a rock from in this city?
Me: how did he throw it so far up??
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
FR
"DON'T CALL GRANDPA" This Woman is getting stalked by Elvis ,Tony hawk , Liam and a fat dude in a white van
dying at 11 pm to these comments😭
That guy who came running from the car made me jump so bad...the whole time tho i kept saying close the blinds
I love how he warned the character not to let him catch them alone. Like, I WASN'T PLANNING ON IT THIS TIME. Fucking smashing your face into mine sir."
“Alright lets get creepy”
-Daz
when he went to the car and never locked the house door. oh my god my heart stopped
“Somebody’s texting me it’s probably Liam”
That is WAY too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My soul left my body when that crow flew at the screen 💀
Glad I’m not the only one 💀
The jump scares made me have about 100 heart attacks😭
thx for the warning lol thats why i alwyas read the comments first so i can brace myself
“IM BECOMING A LESBIAN!” Had me dying of laughter 😭
Usually when I see people play horror games I like it but they're just not scary enough. This actually screwed me up having had similar experiences and this just made me even more grateful for my boyfriend. But also terrified because that's reality. Good job devs, you made me feel some genuine fear and dread while watching this.
"I thought a KKK member jumped up as my shopping" had me dead 💀
THAT BIRD ALMOST KILLED ME OH MY LORD
I jumped so hard i fell off my fucking bed💀😭
I audibly screamed.. 🫠🫠
I was mid biting my nails nearly ripped my whole nail off 😭😭
I jumped and slammed my hand against my table, and it hurt so bad 😭
My whole body had a sezuire man
GRAMPA- “yes has something happened?”
Normal Daz quote- “YES THERES A GIRL HEAD IN A BOX” 😂
*grandpa
26:54 THE WAY MY HEART JUMPED😭😭
"AAAAHH THATS IT IM BECOMING A LESBIANNN" KILLEDD ME
THAT JUMPS SCARE FROM THE STORAGE ROOM SCARED THE LIFE OUT OF ME
Same i jumped so hard i almost fell of my bed💀
that bird made me shit out a pack of walkers 31:17
OMFG!!
I dropped my joint when that happened. 😒
I THOUGJT LIAM WAS FLYING 😭
LMAO😂
Yeah for whatever reason was it that one that scared me the most
Same 😭 it was the only one to make me jump. It got me good 😂
"Oh I didn't realise there was a room there ""RAHHHHHHBHBBHBBB" AWOOP JUMPSCARE
THE FACT THAT DAZ GUESS IT WAS THE CASHIER IS AMAZINGG
Where is the jump scare list when you need it 💀 been jumped scared twice already
I jumped 4 times lol
Fr and all the times I got jumped scared I slapped myself in the face 😭
lmao @ 9:57 “rich as f***, not even a carrot in the fridge” 😭
The amount of fear I felt when the guy ran out of the storage room 😭
26:49 I felt the outline of my heart and I feel like my heart skipped 69 beats 😂😂😂
If i remember the demo correctly there are multiple endings depending on what you do. I distinctly remember there is a way to get a hunting rifle off the wall somewhere or getting a gun some way.
THE GUY AFTER THE GROCERY STORE GETS ME EVERYTIME 17:06
You should play silent breath (a horror game but it can hear you scream and when you do you restart)
The jumps in this game had me 💀
Im not easy to scare but this made me jump to much xD
5:25 when screamed and then said it's tony Fu****g hawk made me laugh so hard i had tears in my eyes
At this time I was taking a swig of my tea and I nearly spat it everywhere when this scared the crap out of me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
EVERY TIME HE POPPED UP I SHIT MYSELF
When Daz was investigating that noise and the door opened I swear my soul left my body and my heart fell to my ass😭😭 I jumped so hard😭😭
"you don't NEED a bf. you've got this TV" real
So if it’s alright to say ‘I don’t want a bf’, is it also ok for someone to say ‘I don’t want a gf’?
@@Jumpyman_thegamerYT bro what? what does that have to do with anything🧍♀
@@Jumpyman_thegamerYT Yep
@@aliabilani8780 Aight
38:42 "Im becoming a lesbian!!" HEPP MY HUMOR IS SO BTOKE BECAUSE THIS WAS FUNNY AF BAHAHAH
16:43 Oml stop i swear to god im gonna have a heart attack each time a person runs up to you with that music-
Daz: Oh take some fresh air in the single life I M A GIRL LIVING IN THE CITY
(Walk around)
Daz: AND NO SECURITY!!!
Been awhile since I did this
I died when i heard "it's time to stop cooking the organic can food and call the police"
"How's it going dazzlers!"
Makes my day , never gets old.
38:42 "FUCK I'M BECOMING A LESBIAN"😂
5:01 "I'll tell you what is too much Liam, THE BILL TO REPLACE THIS WINDOW!" 😂
"He's gonna be under my bed... with his thumb out" YO???
"How's it going dazzlers"
Always gets me hyped
“Somebody’s texting me, it’s probably Liam” 💀
7:15 I genuinely screamed and then bust out laughing, why Liam built like that 😭😭😭
Tbh the fact daz is still posting content after like 10 years is mad
Yes I agree I'm so happy to be a Dazzler❤️
i felt stressed watching this, like on the edge of my seat
A literal stalker at the door:(knocking)
Daz:"im gonna burn my 💅🏻✨ organic food✨🧚🏻♀️"
He is so smart throughout the entire game
THE JUMPSCARES MADE ME JUMP LITTERALY 😭
…GET TO BED NICE AND COZY nothings gonna suck MY TOE 😂…
that got me so hard 😂
7:43 "He's gonna skate to your house" 🤣🤣
“ahh i wanna unlock the door just incase i haven’t got- AHHH” 26:52
7:15 that scared the living f**k out of me. Jeez.
'"OMG ITS TONY HALK"
"Was his business in a tree down the road?!" Lol I can't🤣
“It should be called ‘American Woman Simulator’!!” 😂😂 the way I burst out laughing cause it’s SO TRUE!
'It's Tony fucking Hawk' XD