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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

Комментарии • 4,5 тыс.

  • @Tony73727
    @Tony73727 9 лет назад +4038

    You know it's bad when a Fallen Captain feels pity for you.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 9 лет назад +64

      +Accelerator Fuckin' true...

    • @veracaelestis
      @veracaelestis 7 лет назад +33

      Le Royal Reaper well there planet was destroyed soooo there's a valid reason for not feeling pity

    • @blackraptor1154
      @blackraptor1154 7 лет назад +43

      "Woah, that's like, fuckin mean" is the only reason I prefer the gay version

    • @raid_shadow7525
      @raid_shadow7525 4 года назад

      Le Royal Reaper truth there

    • @spectralknightgaming8364
      @spectralknightgaming8364 4 года назад +5

      And the elite generals feel pity for the fallen captains for how much effort they put in to being evil when the protagonists being distracted by a chest

  • @The_Lunch_Man
    @The_Lunch_Man 8 лет назад +2441

    I feel so sorry for Master Chief. He's been through so much. He is the one reason I still play Halo. I wont make him finish the fight alone :'(

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 7 лет назад +20

      1M0RTAL_CH1CKEN I came back just for Cortana

    • @blizzardheart9889
      @blizzardheart9889 7 лет назад +10

      1M0RTAL_CH1CKEN welp, now that fallen captain'll be fighting alongside you and chief I guess

    • @owennelan1267
      @owennelan1267 7 лет назад +26

      the Chief could beat a guardian any day

    • @ssgoku7192
      @ssgoku7192 6 лет назад +2

      Shut up who cares

    • @AnakinSkywakka
      @AnakinSkywakka 6 лет назад +4

      Do you know da wae? You clearly do since you commented

  • @_rifle_3805
    @_rifle_3805 8 лет назад +2343

    "Alright I'm done, just kill me. End it"

    • @whatahugemess
      @whatahugemess 5 лет назад +7

      Yea it does that

    • @_rifle_3805
      @_rifle_3805 3 года назад +1

      look at me being all cool and stuff

    • @Ciaramae7
      @Ciaramae7 3 года назад +1

      That is basically me when this happens

  • @abyssalknight4081
    @abyssalknight4081 8 лет назад +1263

    Don't worry chief, I'll always remember you. I grew up playing your games.

    • @allama812
      @allama812 8 лет назад +17

      never forget.

    • @quefluxwinger3212
      @quefluxwinger3212 7 лет назад +11

      Same here Armored Gamer.

    • @lightartorias552
      @lightartorias552 5 лет назад +2

      @@quefluxwinger3212 Never forget!

    • @robthewitch11
      @robthewitch11 5 лет назад +3

      Abyssal Knight legends never die!

    • @JingleJangle256
      @JingleJangle256 5 лет назад +2

      Someone needs to build a 10 foot statue of the Chief. It’s the least we could do.

  • @FallenSanityG
    @FallenSanityG 10 лет назад +345

    I like the idea of drunk gaming mascots getting really depressed and worried about being forgotten.

    • @DoubleMelonDragon
      @DoubleMelonDragon 10 лет назад +4

      i want more of it

    • @precutodst2568
      @precutodst2568 10 лет назад +2

      Well Christine, I'd say that the lack of all and any bees at this event has been somewhat of a let down...

    • @GazzyD
      @GazzyD 10 лет назад +33

      The day Master Chief is forgotten is the day Microsoft has finally fucked up.

    • @precutodst2568
      @precutodst2568 10 лет назад +5

      itguySimbaLake And that will be the day the world ends...

    • @corncobporkpie1993
      @corncobporkpie1993 10 лет назад +5

      itguySimbaLake They've done a lot of fucking up already m8

  • @captainfuzznutperson6685
    @captainfuzznutperson6685 9 лет назад +659

    I don't know why but whenever I see Master Chief in any of these he always reminds me of Archer

  • @KOOTIES510
    @KOOTIES510 8 лет назад +1219

    that hunter sounds like Mandark from Dexter's lab

    • @turidrowned
      @turidrowned 8 лет назад +33

      Ha, Haha! Ha, HaHa, Haha!

    • @Nob911
      @Nob911 4 года назад +9

      It actually was neat huh

    • @oibeanboi6929
      @oibeanboi6929 4 года назад

      Eugene

    • @BobbyB910
      @BobbyB910 4 года назад +4

      That's how all hunters sound

    • @MiguelMartinez-ou5wk
      @MiguelMartinez-ou5wk 4 года назад +1

      Exactly what I was thinking and I was about to comment that until I read ur comment lol

  • @palkoescobar5997
    @palkoescobar5997 3 года назад +142

    My god...
    Listening to Chief crying his heart out made me tear up as well...

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 2 года назад +3

      Some would say you should keep your tears for real people suffering in the real world. I say, cry about what you wanna cry about. Emotions are emotions.

  • @kylequinten
    @kylequinten 10 лет назад +2344

    yes because im totaly gonna forget the most badass sci-fi protagonist so far.

    • @Hjernespreng
      @Hjernespreng 10 лет назад +164

      The faceless self-insert space marine?

    • @jkobism
      @jkobism 10 лет назад +227

      Hjernespreng the kidnaped child that survived the whole war

    • @kylequinten
      @kylequinten 10 лет назад +94

      Hjernespreng
      you say self-insert, it does not mean what you think it means.

    • @RetroGEO
      @RetroGEO 10 лет назад +123

      Gordon Freeman

    • @kylequinten
      @kylequinten 10 лет назад +84

      you spelled master chief wrong.

  • @katelyngrace9234
    @katelyngrace9234 9 лет назад +404

    "You already said ghost."
    "NO ITS DIFFERENT!" XD

    • @jordan8086
      @jordan8086 7 лет назад +7

      how about u calm the hell done and quit being a douche he qouting the video u hate that then go watch something else

    • @bluyu
      @bluyu 6 лет назад +1

      Mister Chief; Where did you even come up with that claim? That came out of nowhere. It had no relevance whatsoever.

    • @VerifyDeez
      @VerifyDeez 6 лет назад +2

      "NO! tha tha, SHUT UP! EVERYONE KILL EACHOTHER!"

    • @fuenzahuhu6609
      @fuenzahuhu6609 6 лет назад

      I love that joke.

    • @primeoggaming876
      @primeoggaming876 4 года назад

      @@jordan8086 ?

  • @Micnificent1997
    @Micnificent1997 10 лет назад +518

    Chief stay strong. You are more relevant than any other game. Chief, you already going down in history for one of the most bad ass protagonist EVER! I mean how many other first person shooter protagonists can say "I took down ENTIRE militaries of Alien species by MYSELF!"? Yea NO ONE! Chief and Kratos......you cant get more badass than that.

    • @dreadsmite3345
      @dreadsmite3345 10 лет назад +72

      He had an Orchestra behind him, he has a larger cult following, and he defined massive campaign maps. We'll never forget

    • @tomenater42
      @tomenater42 10 лет назад +32

      *Cough* *Cough* Gordon Freeman *Cough* *Cough* well i mean he wouldn't say it per say.

    • @aaronharvey5518
      @aaronharvey5518 10 лет назад +4

      tomenater42
      Thank you.

    • @chaotea2042
      @chaotea2042 10 лет назад +3

      tomenater42
      Or anyone in a videogame with aliens as an opponent?

    • @xtrems2
      @xtrems2 10 лет назад +25

      Also Samus Aran. They should make a club of one-man-army mega-monster-killer armored-badasses and go kick some alien guts.

  • @LoneWolf-yk8pv
    @LoneWolf-yk8pv 8 лет назад +877

    Dude, I will be telling my kids and my kid's kid's about the single most bad ass ever. Master Chief.

    • @caboose3721
      @caboose3721 8 лет назад +3

      i feel sorry for master chief

    • @LoneWolf-yk8pv
      @LoneWolf-yk8pv 8 лет назад +4

      Shawn Laughren
      the drunk one is from 4

    • @MarcAlcatraz
      @MarcAlcatraz 8 лет назад +3

      chuck norris's face is actually under the helmet, main reason why they never show you

    • @HimpttinyPrime
      @HimpttinyPrime 8 лет назад +1

      +Marc Alcatraz lol

    • @jwright8681
      @jwright8681 8 лет назад +11

      Hey. Both doom guy and master chief are badass. But A, chiefs more badass because hes not got stupid strength and still kicks ass. And B,theres a thing called a good story.

  • @Spartan_Ghost98
    @Spartan_Ghost98 8 лет назад +1028

    The fallen is like the covanants but easier to kill

  • @BlueMonkey
    @BlueMonkey 10 лет назад +687

    This is so true! A friend and I always joke about how similar it is. Destiny is keeping me busy till Halo: Master Chief Collection comes out on the Xbox One :3

    • @Deathninja301
      @Deathninja301 10 лет назад +4

      I love your videos

    • @chaotea2042
      @chaotea2042 10 лет назад +2

      Its probably because Halo was pretty basic as a scifi game (as in it was close to the fundamental elements of most scifi genres, and never really expanded). Loved the games myself, but its never really been about the story. Personally im finding the gameplay much more rewarding on destiny, and while the story definitely needs work, we could have said the same about halo 1 at the time (lets be honest, half the background to the entire halo story we take for granted now wasnt even an afterthought for many players during halo 1).

    • @BoogerLeader
      @BoogerLeader 10 лет назад +14

      jacob begley No, don't even try to defend the travesty that is Destiny's story. Don't you even dare to try and compare the two. Halo is as far away from Destiny in terms of story as Mass Effect is from Halo. ME>Halo>almost any game you can think of>Titan>Destiny.

    • @Ok_Cabbage
      @Ok_Cabbage 10 лет назад +1

      THIS!

    • @stephen19590
      @stephen19590 10 лет назад +4

      BoogerLeader Have you read any grimoire cards?

  • @jasemalvis2140
    @jasemalvis2140 9 лет назад +231

    I'll never forget you, Chief.

    • @haruka1996
      @haruka1996 9 лет назад +2

      Hehehe.

    • @Werewaffle
      @Werewaffle 9 лет назад +4

      Halo was the first FPS game I ever played so it will always have a special place in my heart and I'll never forget the Chief.

    • @gulliblejackass9359
      @gulliblejackass9359 9 лет назад

      Same

    • @virulentasscancer1435
      @virulentasscancer1435 9 лет назад +2

      Jase Malvis :'(

    • @wrath4all
      @wrath4all 9 лет назад

      liteholyshadow94 For me, it was Star Wars Battlefront. But Halo 3 will always hold a special place in my heart, for waking me up to FPS's.
      I will never forget you Halo 3.
      NOW GIVE ME FULL BLUR CINEMATICAL CGI MAKEOVERS. I WANT MOAR. MOAAAAAR.

  • @bluedog843
    @bluedog843 2 года назад +70

    “Why would I put you in a box? you’re already in a closet, bro”
    Fucking gold.

  • @chadwickbennett1217
    @chadwickbennett1217 9 лет назад +297

    the last part is so sad

    • @camospartan1723
      @camospartan1723 9 лет назад +10

      +devonte bennett but true

    • @altair3118
      @altair3118 9 лет назад +3

      +camo spartan Not true

    • @camospartan1723
      @camospartan1723 9 лет назад +3

      some beg to differ

    • @altair3118
      @altair3118 9 лет назад +2

      You have your opinion I have my opinion

    • @xXOPT1CSXxHD
      @xXOPT1CSXxHD 9 лет назад

      +Altair im agreeing with bennett and Spartan,3v1 more people find it sad we win

  • @Animeniac77_Teemo_G0ne_Wild
    @Animeniac77_Teemo_G0ne_Wild 7 лет назад +159

    This skit encompasses all the Destiny mains. Titans are the hardass airheads, Warlocks are the carefree intellectual dumbasses, and Hunters...they're...they're a bit 'special'.

    • @SkunkfapGaming
      @SkunkfapGaming 4 года назад +5

      Just because I use my golden gun as a dildo doesn't mean im special ok...it's just warm

    • @chrismartin583
      @chrismartin583 3 года назад

      @@SkunkfapGaming as a hunter I do not condone shoving golden guns in your ass. That's what shadow shot is for.

  • @BestAtNothing
    @BestAtNothing 10 лет назад +433

    _My Dad was a Destiny._

  • @TheJosh4300
    @TheJosh4300 8 лет назад +192

    2:00 Captions on. "Drunken mangling of halo theme tune" I lost it XD

  • @Spartan_Ghost98
    @Spartan_Ghost98 8 лет назад +194

    We will never forget you master chief

  • @levishalit3248
    @levishalit3248 8 лет назад +678

    "Why would we put you in a box? You're already in the closet!"
    The best thing to say to ANY Destiny player XD

    • @maggiethetompug1409
      @maggiethetompug1409 5 лет назад +19

      Levi Shalit don’t bully us destiny players pls. We’ve been through a lot. No more

    • @lowqualitytrash7034
      @lowqualitytrash7034 5 лет назад +9

      Say it to fortnite players
      (Not being mean, but slightly am)

    • @abuckarooboyo7104
      @abuckarooboyo7104 5 лет назад +3

      Now this comment TOTALLY aged well

    • @raid_shadow7525
      @raid_shadow7525 4 года назад

      Levi Shalit that is the truth

    • @spectralknightgaming8364
      @spectralknightgaming8364 4 года назад +1

      @@maggiethetompug1409 if any of you talk crapper about halo don't think I won't

  • @MartialKaiju98
    @MartialKaiju98 9 лет назад +407

    Wow! Can't believe it's been a year since this video was uploaded! Such memories!

    • @Two49
      @Two49 9 лет назад

      +Andrew “MartialKaiju98” Pham I know, right?

    • @Zero1859
      @Zero1859 9 лет назад

      And the game is still like this :)

    • @sorarocks531
      @sorarocks531 9 лет назад

      +MartialKaiju98 Yeah, like not playing Destiny, and not having to deal with shit RNG.

    • @aiasski4848
      @aiasski4848 7 лет назад +1

      Hahha..now 2 years and D2 is out

    • @tylertheninja6374
      @tylertheninja6374 7 лет назад

      now its been 3 and its still fucking awesome!!!!

  • @shirofong7955
    @shirofong7955 8 лет назад +154

    the funny part is he bothers to give he a pat in the shoulder

  • @derex47
    @derex47 9 лет назад +186

    I wont forget you
    Savior of Earth
    You never got out of that cryo stasis you are still floating in space
    This is just a bad nightmare
    Just a bad nightmare
    Farewell 117

    • @tatenichols7968
      @tatenichols7968 9 лет назад +10

      Lol halo 4 and 5 just never happened. Right? RIGHT?!

    • @derex47
      @derex47 9 лет назад +4

      Tate Nichols
      WHATS THAT YOU TALK OF
      HALO 4??? HALO 5???
      NIGGA WHAT
      Never heard of this
      What sort of blasfemy is this
      Am i going to need to call the pope and the holy guard on you heretic?

    • @ogdw1176
      @ogdw1176 9 лет назад +1

      +Tate Nichols herrsey

    • @ogdw1176
      @ogdw1176 9 лет назад

      +Tate Nichols u suck heretic

    • @ayylmao3086
      @ayylmao3086 8 лет назад

      rip 117 never forget

  • @TheBlyzzrd
    @TheBlyzzrd 8 лет назад +331

    They have Ghosts, that's stupid. We got Pikes.
    They have Guilty Spark, and we got Ghosts.
    you already said ghosts
    I KNOW WHAT I SAID! ITS DIF- ITS DIFFERENT!!!

  • @Micnificent1997
    @Micnificent1997 10 лет назад +258

    Chief is like the peak of being bad ass on Microsofts side and Kratos is the peak of being badass on Sony's side.

    • @TheMagicRobot
      @TheMagicRobot 10 лет назад +67

      And then there's Mario.

    • @AlineaEuros
      @AlineaEuros 10 лет назад +8

      The Magic Robot [•_•] I would put link for the badass but mario is indeed more famous

    • @Static_Drifter
      @Static_Drifter 10 лет назад +32

      Alinea Euros Um, Samus. Definitely.

    • @AlineaEuros
      @AlineaEuros 10 лет назад +6

      ViewingNeutral yeah but link also is a badass and since he has more popularity among nintendo he pretty much best qualifies.

    • @Static_Drifter
      @Static_Drifter 10 лет назад +12

      Alinea Euros Yeah, fair enough. Samus would still be my choice for Nintendo badass though :D

  • @jacobchimal4194
    @jacobchimal4194 8 лет назад +220

    No one is going to forget halo

    • @Falter007
      @Falter007 7 лет назад +4

      Never played it but gotta love RvsB.

    • @hathveon
      @hathveon 4 года назад +3

      Never Forget

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 3 года назад

      Halo Infinite will be a better live service game than destiny, calling it now

    • @regaleagle6262
      @regaleagle6262 2 года назад

      whats halo?

    • @theelightbearer4254
      @theelightbearer4254 Год назад

      @@MasterHall117 this aged like milk :(

  • @blakegronau7355
    @blakegronau7355 10 лет назад +160

    After he said halo was out of style. Chief was like "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!"

    • @precutodst2568
      @precutodst2568 10 лет назад +15

      I think that was the overall reaction of every single Halo player XD

    • @blakegronau7355
      @blakegronau7355 10 лет назад +37

      Agreed HALO WILL NEVER BE OUT OF STYLE!

    • @Arbitertaco
      @Arbitertaco 10 лет назад +5

      #neverforgotten

    • @jackripley3906
      @jackripley3906 10 лет назад +3

      I like Destiny and all but Halo is just the best game I have so far, including Destiny

    • @gungfry7728
      @gungfry7728 10 лет назад +6

      Destiny's story was great but Activision cut it to pieces with their COD DLC knife

  • @LapDog95
    @LapDog95 9 лет назад +152

    This is so true man. The hype for this game was like "GONNA HAVE GREAT STORY, BE SUPER EXCITING AND HAVE LOADS OF CONTENT!"
    It was the opposite of all those things. But nah I'm not gonna hate. Destiny is a very fun game and quiye enjoyable, especially when playing the strike missions.
    Good video guys

    • @mashed
      @mashed  9 лет назад +12

      LapDog95 We have a love hate relationship with it. Currently it's all

    • @LapDog95
      @LapDog95 9 лет назад +1

      I feel the same way as you do then!

    • @DemonTwoBravo
      @DemonTwoBravo 9 лет назад +1

      mashed Well, after E3, I'm sure you and Destiny have to talk.

    • @Legatelane3344
      @Legatelane3344 9 лет назад +1

      Trust me man I was part of the hype and attended midnight Release played this game nonstop got tiered of the repetitive missions and events then the dlc Drew me back for another week "Oh boy more Repetitive missions and a new Dungeon to repeat over and over again.....Destiny Sucks....Bro

    • @coollizard73
      @coollizard73 9 лет назад +2

      LapDog95 Honestly, when I heard of Destiny..I expected ginormous maps...free roaming everywhere! Entire planets to explore! Oh boy was I naive...

  • @Demon-.
    @Demon-. 7 лет назад +47

    2:33 That Fallen Captain deserves a medal for being a good living being 😊

  • @ianmcmahon1028
    @ianmcmahon1028 10 лет назад +150

    Master chief is love master chief is life.

    • @brandonwerneth4710
      @brandonwerneth4710 10 лет назад +7

      Our lord and savior Spartan-117

    • @still0114
      @still0114 10 лет назад

      But what about the brother hood

    • @SnakeAssault117
      @SnakeAssault117 10 лет назад +3

      Soundwave voice: Master Chief inferior; Gordon Freeman superior.

    • @mr.roovun3669
      @mr.roovun3669 10 лет назад

      What the hell did you just say? I hope you know, Sargent Fucking Johnson is love and Sgt Johnson is fucking life, that man can put his cigar down your throat and make sure that cigar will get right out of your ass kid, don't mess with our one and only god.

    • @RobloxMage-se4si
      @RobloxMage-se4si 10 лет назад

      ***** ChuckNorris

  • @gaspard21
    @gaspard21 8 лет назад +73

    "Why would put you in a box? You're already in a closet" XD

  • @KingBat
    @KingBat 9 лет назад +133

    Why is the Fallen on Mars? Shouldn't it be the Cabal?

    • @crylec6534
      @crylec6534 8 лет назад +14

      and they're Devils too

    • @lordzero3981
      @lordzero3981 8 лет назад +14

      Should have been wolves

    • @MusingSprite3045
      @MusingSprite3045 8 лет назад +6

      +FindingTheEverlight Perhaps the Fallen have lost their way?

    • @lordzero3981
      @lordzero3981 8 лет назад +1

      +EternalWisdom the
      vandals lost their horns so maybe.

    • @davidgalindez4856
      @davidgalindez4856 8 лет назад +2

      +FindingTheEverlight they fell on mars lol

  • @angelomordini6779
    @angelomordini6779 8 лет назад +41

    *looks up from beating fallen skull*
    "OOO, accessories!"

  • @texkcreeper4495
    @texkcreeper4495 10 лет назад +28

    Stay strong Chief.... STAY STRONG! *starts sobbing...*

    • @mashed
      @mashed  10 лет назад

      Slender. Man *hands tissues*

    • @Kross1995
      @Kross1995 10 лет назад

      *pats back*

    • @texkcreeper4495
      @texkcreeper4495 10 лет назад

      *sniffs*

    • @rimurutempest117
      @rimurutempest117 10 лет назад

      The sad truth, is that, this is actually going to happen, i mean... what will it be, when Halo 5 comes out, and then Halo 6 comes out, and the end happens, what will it be of the one and only legend? of the spartan 117, the master chief?? ;-;

    • @texkcreeper4495
      @texkcreeper4495 10 лет назад

      What have you done!! D: *goes to corner to cry more*

  • @olliealvarado3476
    @olliealvarado3476 9 лет назад +226

    who voiced master chief

  • @sharpemang
    @sharpemang 10 лет назад +21

    I felt so sad for master chief. You made video game history man. don't cry.

    • @DerpyHoovesMuffinEater
      @DerpyHoovesMuffinEater 10 лет назад +1

      What about me huh ?

    • @urbaraskpraetor3316
      @urbaraskpraetor3316 10 лет назад

      Noble Six I can see You have made a lot of comments. I will not be responding to them all, just know my sentiment remains the same for all of them.

    • @_raddical__7475
      @_raddical__7475 10 лет назад +1

      Noble Six Good work noble, your sacrifice on reach will never be forgotten.

  • @TheChrisrock55555
    @TheChrisrock55555 8 лет назад +35

    "Alright I'm done, just kill me, end it."
    -Every Halo Fan who were around before 343 took over.

  • @skudkappdproductions5672
    @skudkappdproductions5672 9 лет назад +57

    NOPE, NOPE! It's totally different

  • @MuuToo
    @MuuToo 10 лет назад +479

    Destiny, kinda another redo of Halo, except now you can play dress up. It's basically Halo+Barbie

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 10 лет назад +97

      Destiny is what happens when you take Halo, remove all the lore and story and then take Borderlands, remove all the humor and quirks and then smash the two together.

    • @WarpedBrushes
      @WarpedBrushes 10 лет назад +41

      JJAB91 and remove 99% of the loot

    • @chaotea2042
      @chaotea2042 10 лет назад +8

      JJAB91
      Destiny is what happens when you take the developers of halo, try to make a new game, then market it to everyone who loved halo (and as even the latest halo game since halo 3 havnt matched people expectations). Ive personally tried to forget halo while playing destiny, and ive found it much more enjoyable.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 10 лет назад

      jacob begley (and as even the latest halo game since halo 3 havnt matched people expectations).
      What?

    • @Greysterization
      @Greysterization 10 лет назад +3

      JJAB91 Or it's just your mindset, saying "BUNGIE = HALO BUNGIE = HALO BUNGIE = HALO"
      It isn't that much like Halo at all, sure they share similarities, its the same company, but it isnt halo and Borderlands at all
      (Btw i nearly has nothing to do with borderlands, Borderlands is pure loot whoring, over Millions of weapons while Destiny got a set amount of Weapons differing in skill trees)
      Just because it involves loot it isn't borderlands, then you can say it Warframe aswell, or Defiance, or Diablo or path of exile.
      it's sci-fi it's hard to look different from Halo that much without looking like copying another sci-fi story.

  • @Error5577
    @Error5577 9 лет назад +15

    "halo been out of style since like 07 yo" just made my day.

  • @Charlie-Mouse
    @Charlie-Mouse 4 года назад +11

    6 years on and this still cracks me up.

  • @Gackt4awesome
    @Gackt4awesome 10 лет назад +135

    Don't worry Master Chief, I won't forget you.
    You are much more relevant to me than Destiny and I'm a Playstation/Sony fan. I would rather purchase a Halo game than a Destiny game any day of the week.

    • @drnkbeer1
      @drnkbeer1 10 лет назад +2

      than*
      Also shut up as you're talking out of your ass. Master Chief WAS great. Now it's time for Destiny.

    • @HolowRobin
      @HolowRobin 10 лет назад +48

      ***** nope.jpg

    • @KiriRose
      @KiriRose 10 лет назад +24

      NO ONE WILL FOR GET HALO even i don't have an xbox
      ..

    • @appropriatelyspartan2800
      @appropriatelyspartan2800 10 лет назад

      Yeah besides Halo 4 is going to be coming out soon so basically he doesn't have anything to worry about right?

    • @Warhammer40kFanboy
      @Warhammer40kFanboy 10 лет назад

      Ya we wont forget we'll just forget about halo 4 because it was just halo one just much more shite and carppy armor designs that looked nothing like any of the halo games.
      God willing halo 5 with make halo 4 a dream or something.

  • @MusingSprite3045
    @MusingSprite3045 8 лет назад +22

    Might I recommend watching this with subtitles? It increases the hilarity by volumes.

  • @dmankeyxbl
    @dmankeyxbl 10 лет назад +18

    definitely needs a part 2 and a part 2 alternate version I almost died.

  • @realatomicpunk
    @realatomicpunk 8 лет назад +77

    How come that Hunter sounds like that nerd from The Polar Express?

    • @clever-cynic
      @clever-cynic 8 лет назад +1

      I thought I was the only one!

    • @sportalero9032
      @sportalero9032 8 лет назад +1

      He actually sounds more like Eddie Deezun...................................yeah, i'm old. Just plug his name into YT search.

    • @Loco_Patch3z2823
      @Loco_Patch3z2823 8 лет назад +4

      mandark

    • @cristobalgarces1675
      @cristobalgarces1675 8 лет назад +2

      Nolan Beminio He sounds more like Dexter's nemesis in Dexter's Laboratory.

    • @Azure_fae
      @Azure_fae 6 лет назад

      Is it bad that when you said Hunter I thought you meant the one from halo and got confused then remembered destiny has a hunter class XD shows you how much I play destiny (none)

  • @JordanSmith-yi3ji
    @JordanSmith-yi3ji 9 лет назад +204

    Dont worry Cheif, I wont forget you, you can beat the shit out of any Guardian any day.

    • @JordanSmith-yi3ji
      @JordanSmith-yi3ji 9 лет назад +13

      And at least your shotgun can kill at a distance farther than a few feet away, seriously, in universe who the fuck designs shotguns that bad?

    • @tgzgamerz320
      @tgzgamerz320 9 лет назад +3

      +Jordan Smith ever heard of the gjallarhorn?

    • @Raska7
      @Raska7 9 лет назад +2

      +Jordan Smith Not really now that we got Halo 5 "Guardians". For fucks sake!

    • @sorarocks531
      @sorarocks531 9 лет назад

      +TGZ Gaming Ever heard of nerfing it and every other good gun.

    • @thatguy2757
      @thatguy2757 7 лет назад

      Jordan Smith tell him to go up against Osiris tho, and he's guaranteed to lose

  • @leek.3671
    @leek.3671 8 лет назад +18

    "Alright, I'm done. Just kill me... end it." Freaking killed me! XDDDD

  • @sirquintus9742
    @sirquintus9742 8 лет назад +39

    "My Dad was a Destiny."

  • @harryruffin1548
    @harryruffin1548 4 года назад +14

    “These are 33 light”
    Throwback

  • @Lee1995S
    @Lee1995S 10 лет назад +9

    I swear I mean a Mandark Impersonation in here.
    I love you.

  • @realFlynnrider
    @realFlynnrider 9 лет назад +50

    Uh OGKEGSTER22
    Made me laugh so hard other than the ghost part which was amazing

    • @sukwha
      @sukwha 9 лет назад +4

      "What should we call you"
      "Uh OGKEGSTER22" Had me dying

    • @Jmcshay
      @Jmcshay 9 лет назад +3

      +Len "Alright, I'm done. Just kill me; end it."

  • @Oregonxsaint
    @Oregonxsaint 8 лет назад +60

    (Warning - Strong Opinion) Bungie made the good halo games and 343 just changed it all way to much. Spartan 117 will live on but halo is now dead.

    • @randomguy3849
      @randomguy3849 8 лет назад +1

      Ehh halo 5s multiplayer was good

    • @joshuaguerrero7056
      @joshuaguerrero7056 8 лет назад

      +random guy Still not as good as Halo 3 multiplayer the maps in Halo 5 are terrible

    • @Chilly_M04
      @Chilly_M04 8 лет назад +1

      Halo 5 was alright. Not as good as Bungie's Halos.

    • @joshuaguerrero7056
      @joshuaguerrero7056 8 лет назад +2

      Chillydogdude Halo 5 is only good for multiplayer

    • @Chadagon_of_the_Swolen_Order
      @Chadagon_of_the_Swolen_Order 8 лет назад +5

      Indeed, Halo 3 had the perfect conclusion to the saga we once knew and loved. Covenant: defeated, Flood: destroyed, War: Over, we won and even made new friends (the elites). The legendary ending for Halo 3 was (IMO) an open ending.
      343 was created by Microsoft with the sole purpose of keep making Halo games, Microsoft refused to let go their best exclusive... it's sad because Microsoft's incompetence and money hunger killed one of the best videogame sagas of all time. Halo has no meaning now, it's just a brand.
      RIP 2001-2010 (yeah, I think Reach was pretty good)

  • @gentlemanpleasant7335
    @gentlemanpleasant7335 4 года назад +11

    That end is so depressing and wholesome

  • @aristotleponepule4991
    @aristotleponepule4991 9 лет назад +21

    I feel like this is more accurate than the other one.

  • @spaceghosttoast
    @spaceghosttoast 9 лет назад +693

    Bungie stops making Halo games, Halo goes downhill, Bungie makes new game , but let's Activision in, fucks up the game in TTK because it's should be called The Re-Skin Dlc, so basically Bungie Caused the destroying of two Once Great games. Nice job there Bungie do us a favor and stop working with Activision or Go back to Microsoft Studios

    • @mashed
      @mashed  9 лет назад +20

      +mateo mendoza Mateo come on man. The changes made in TTK were pretty huge.

    • @spaceghosttoast
      @spaceghosttoast 9 лет назад +5

      mashed But si wierd, some Rares can be stronger then exotics and legendaries, like wtf not to mention before you could actually do stuff without the newest DLC, I had to buy that piece of shit just to play crucible, Activision just wants you to grind on like 80+ new quests that get boring at the 10th and not to mention the fact the Raids are now rendered useless when you reach a high LvL, who didn't like having a challenge while playing VoG, or Crota everything from year one that you grinded your ass off is now completely useless

    • @Alex-fu4md
      @Alex-fu4md 9 лет назад +5

      Please. The Taken King didn't make Destiny worse. If anything it made it better. "Vanilla" Destiny was already a major let down.

    • @spaceghosttoast
      @spaceghosttoast 9 лет назад +2

      Alex Jones In what ways did it make it better it made Rares better then some exotics and legendaries now you need to grind your ass endlessly to get a legendary or exotuc just so you find a better rare, yeah there is infusion but there isn't a 100% chance it will be at the same damage lvl and 90% of the "new" add-ons are reskins, it changed everything for the worse

    • @spaceghosttoast
      @spaceghosttoast 9 лет назад +2

      NoGameNoLife 531 I know they stopped which is why the franchise is shit now

  • @swmtothemoon6660
    @swmtothemoon6660 Год назад +5

    Chief to this day is still being forgotten. Thanks 343i for Halo Infinite.

  • @KyleHarrisonRedacted
    @KyleHarrisonRedacted 4 года назад +11

    I was like "wait a minute, I know all these beats but its much.. tamer... than I remember" and the endscreen points to the Alt Version I do remember.

  • @wetpudding
    @wetpudding 6 лет назад +9

    2:35 Doomslayer: *Slowly backs away* "Nope...Not yet."

  • @SkyThePegasus
    @SkyThePegasus 4 года назад +7

    "Oh wow this armors defense is 33!"
    Hearing that now with 1200 armor is just so strange

  • @WhimKR
    @WhimKR 9 лет назад +28

    Uhhh, 0:50 is it just me or is this Mandark from dexter's laboratory?

  • @ryon5174
    @ryon5174 4 года назад +8

    Six years later and everyone still hangs out with Chief
    Hell, we brought in a new batch of people to praise the best man himself so he doesn’t have to worry :>

  • @HorsePuncher
    @HorsePuncher 10 лет назад +16

    Halo isn't forgotten D:

    • @DerpyHoovesMuffinEater
      @DerpyHoovesMuffinEater 10 лет назад +6

      Not it isn't Chief if we manage to stop farming for Destiny for good people will move back to Halo plus Halo 5 is coming soon . How do you think its going to be With you and cortana separated from each other ? Also can I get a promotion ?

    • @thescout2271
      @thescout2271 10 лет назад

      *sobs* why can't it go back to the way it used to be?!?!? *sobs more*

    • @JamesEDonaldson
      @JamesEDonaldson 10 лет назад

      ***** and here PC is still waiting to finish the fight and consoles are already getting remakes XD

    • @blabbityblah
      @blabbityblah 10 лет назад +1

      I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

    • @EileenTheCr0w
      @EileenTheCr0w 10 лет назад

      I'm done with halo.. Nothing could make me buy an xbone.
      On the 360 it was great, but now if it's not on PC, PS4, Vita, or 3ds I'm not playing it lol. No other system is worth owning right now. I already like Destiny more than halo anyways.

  • @Snya3
    @Snya3 8 лет назад +27

    when u wish u can help master chief

  • @CFunk99
    @CFunk99 9 лет назад +63

    Wait, is the guy in the green armor Mandark from Dexters Lab?

    • @JockeyStrappers
      @JockeyStrappers 9 лет назад +8

      You my friend need 20cc of halo lore STAT
      He is Spartan master chief John Sierra-117 of the United Nation Space command trained since childhood to serve and protect from first the rebels of the outer colonies but then purposed to fight the covenant trams-species alien religious hierarchy whom deemed humanities existence heresy. This conflict uncovers existence of an extinct forerunner race revered by the covenant as gods. As a planet sized ring is discovered so also is the very cause of the forerunners cause of extinction. The flood, a parasite capable of destroying entire worlds with just one small parasite.
      Google the rest to find out more or be a lazy butthurt hating racist anti feminists homophobic terrorist westboro sciontologist noobfag redneck illuminati lizard man

    • @CFunk99
      @CFunk99 9 лет назад +8

      wolverine hunter what? NO! Not Chief, the OTHER guy in the green armor before Chief shows up.

    • @raymondjohnson2724
      @raymondjohnson2724 9 лет назад

      C.Funk99 Yo I thought he sounded familiar.

    • @CFunk99
      @CFunk99 9 лет назад

      ***** I bet their the same voice actor

    • @melaniemarrero6270
      @melaniemarrero6270 9 лет назад +1

      +C.Funk99 sounds like.....Todd from chowder

  • @jwilson544
    @jwilson544 4 года назад +8

    i love how the fallen captain just lets chief get it out of his system XD

  • @obamajoemama3804
    @obamajoemama3804 4 года назад +12

    i’m mad how the hunter has no cloak

  • @sannyshootsshit3700
    @sannyshootsshit3700 5 лет назад +7

    I love it how the Captain is like "there there, chief..." XDDD it killed me

  • @guillermocalvillo4915
    @guillermocalvillo4915 Год назад +4

    "FYI, Halo been out of style since like '07 yo."
    Reach: "Am I a joke to you? 🤨"

  • @VincentKimihiro
    @VincentKimihiro 8 лет назад +10

    two things.1. this is a more bro version which is dope. 2. what if chief showed up in destiny

  • @therez2058
    @therez2058 9 лет назад +12

    nothing says "hit rock bottom" like when a fallen captain "there there"s you

  • @robertogurrola7465
    @robertogurrola7465 8 лет назад +18

    Mandark is that you.

  • @thiccyj2682
    @thiccyj2682 10 лет назад +90

    Why would you do that to Master Chief!?

    • @DetroReviews
      @DetroReviews 10 лет назад +95

      Cortana Bro

    • @Grom8P
      @Grom8P 10 лет назад +8

      Old and washed up?

    • @Coolguysup
      @Coolguysup 10 лет назад +3

      Because halo sucks :L

    • @williamgil3025
      @williamgil3025 10 лет назад +30

      EvilTeddyBear122 you suck men

    • @stephen19590
      @stephen19590 10 лет назад +3

      William Gil Buthurt lv over 9000...... yep

  • @emmasaurus1910
    @emmasaurus1910 8 лет назад +4

    Love the fallen in these videos, "why would we put you in a box? You're already in a closet." 😂

  • @DaDualityofMan
    @DaDualityofMan 8 лет назад +18

    0:50 I didn't know Mandark plays Destiny

  • @RainAngel111
    @RainAngel111 9 лет назад +25

    yeah Destiny is a lot like Halo but that's fine. It was a cool idea about mixing a fps with a multiplayer experience.
    Where they went wrong, is that pretty much every mission is the same, but with more shooting. There's no variety or creativity.
    There was way more creativity put into the first Halo game.

    • @fredfredburger8D
      @fredfredburger8D 9 лет назад +3

      +RainAngel111 well the mission with where you use a sword of crota was pretty fucking rad. They should have really consider making more melee weapons.

    • @NCRranger24
      @NCRranger24 9 лет назад +2

      This just summed up Destiny in a few sentences

    • @7tales357
      @7tales357 9 лет назад

      theres 1 sentence he missed.
      yet eye, borderlands shall be better

    • @JoeMartinez18
      @JoeMartinez18 9 лет назад +2

      +RainAngel111 Look, the only thing Destiny is good in, is the gameplay. I believe no one can really disagree with that, and also the grafics but... that's it. 0 creativity, amateurish missions and no explanation for post darkness shows up. For example this heart of darkness, where the fuck was it? Inside of the traveller? maybe it corrupted him? oh no... pay to to get the story.

    • @7tales357
      @7tales357 9 лет назад

      JoeMartinez18 um, and whats your opinion on borderlands (the better gamemin everyday, that somehow sold less)

  • @kuyajochi
    @kuyajochi 9 лет назад +645

    Who prefers this nerdier version than the gay version?

    • @CrumpledPaperHearts
      @CrumpledPaperHearts 9 месяцев назад +12

      We tried to tell bungie that…they didn’t listen…

    • @Atum_Kami
      @Atum_Kami 9 месяцев назад +11

      I do but I prefer flashgitz over mashed

    • @robertomondello2447
      @robertomondello2447 4 месяца назад +1

      I love both versions

  • @darkseasoning9966
    @darkseasoning9966 3 года назад +4

    I love how this was still so accurate to how destiny turned out.

  • @AncalagonTheDread
    @AncalagonTheDread Год назад +4

    "Actually he has a point man."
    "SHUT UP! Everybody kill each other!"

  • @kishin901
    @kishin901 10 лет назад +47

    If Destiny doesn't pull its shit together, Bungie is gonna lose all the faith fans had in it and die slowly.

    • @Doktorious
      @Doktorious 10 лет назад

      I highly doubt that so far destiny is a game scoring a 57/100 imo but they brought way to many good games to the table this will be their first fuck up or they might fix it BUT in a sea of broken boring shit games Destiny isn't enough to bring down a team with such a streak especially with the MC collection of halo 1-4 no doubt enticing the fans for Halo 5 but since bungie doesn't own halo anymore and destiny is their own game bungie could die at any moment the only thing stopping that are halo 1,2,3 and reach but the fans still remember those games and so bungie wont die yet from one fuckup

    • @bubbajoe117
      @bubbajoe117 10 лет назад +26

      Angel Ruiz Activision will make sure they die as a company before their contract is up.

    • @xKingx16
      @xKingx16 10 лет назад

      bubbajoe117 lmao...XD

    • @Akutenshi1990
      @Akutenshi1990 10 лет назад

      am i the only one here who thinks that Sony and Activision are personally fucking Bungie over? i mean come on, i seriously think Activision FORCED Bungie into making the limited edition PS4 as well as making sure that Microsoft couldn't do advertisements, same thing for Sony. i mean come on, it's all over the place, Activision and Sony are trying to screw Bungie and Microsoft over -_-

    • @kishin901
      @kishin901 10 лет назад

      this surprises you?

  • @hunkmrdead9516
    @hunkmrdead9516 8 лет назад +9

    long live master chief

  • @scorchedpeak2999
    @scorchedpeak2999 4 года назад +1

    Thank you for putting halo in many videos The game has been dying but I like that you added halo. It makes my day thank flashgitz

  • @corn.c0b7244
    @corn.c0b7244 2 года назад +3

    “Why would I put you in a box, you’re already in the closet.” Shit had me on the floor

  • @kentatakao6863
    @kentatakao6863 8 лет назад +6

    In Destiny, there are three kinds of "Flood": the Hive, the Taken, and the new red fuckers. I don't even play the game, but... whatever... I don't know where I was going with this.

  • @louiscostanzo5595
    @louiscostanzo5595 9 лет назад +6

    Ha! If you have the sub text on when chief say "everybody's gonna forget about me" there's a sad face.

  • @Definitely_Dave
    @Definitely_Dave 2 года назад +1

    God, this video is still an absolute banger 7 years later in 2022

  • @witerunguard1737
    @witerunguard1737 2 года назад +5

    I really don’t think that mashed ripped of flashgitz they probably worked on it together.

  • @reNINTENDO
    @reNINTENDO 10 лет назад +12

    Don't worry Chief. I won't forget you. I WON'T FORGET YOU!!!

  • @theguy3851
    @theguy3851 6 лет назад +3

    Master chief...pull yourself together man...its gonna be ok, halo 6 is coming...and it will be glorious!

    • @lightartorias552
      @lightartorias552 5 лет назад

      Yeesssss! This is a true shot to revive this glories universe!

  • @ravenRedwake
    @ravenRedwake Год назад +1

    It’s funny because with the 30th anniversary collection, you can have a ghost-like sparrow and with transmog you can look a lot like a Spartan.

  • @margiela1k844
    @margiela1k844 9 лет назад +11

    The one with the blue helmet sounds like the guy with glasses front the polar express

  • @letsgetrecktyt8222
    @letsgetrecktyt8222 4 года назад +4

    This is so wholesome but sad at the same time,I feel bad for master Chief 2:26

  • @Tsumefan2
    @Tsumefan2 9 лет назад +17

    lol drunk master chief XD

  • @smorgington
    @smorgington 7 лет назад +2

    We'll never forget you John, It's all a bad dream, farewell 117.

  • @Mudig
    @Mudig Год назад +5

    They predicted Lightfall

  • @aydairith649
    @aydairith649 9 лет назад +5

    That captain was so nice

  • @tomgreen5793
    @tomgreen5793 9 лет назад +7

    Halo>Destiny. No point in arguing

  • @zip-zucc
    @zip-zucc 4 года назад +1

    You really know it's bad when the nerd from polar express becomes a hunter. "Hey you, yea you, do you know what kind of gun this is?"

  • @stonedog5767
    @stonedog5767 8 лет назад +3

    that warlock got some fly kicks though...