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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

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  • @CT-cd3lc
    @CT-cd3lc 3 года назад +713

    Based dankus, he lives for the Hoi. But there was a missplay at 1:50. You should have clicked the decision "Not talking about HoI4 for 10 Goddam Minutes", i believes thats why you are locked out of the "Get a girlfriend" Focus.

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  3 года назад +272

      Damn

    • @nejcahec7380
      @nejcahec7380 3 года назад +23

      @@DankusMemecus where can i find full video of the dating

    • @suchterlp86
      @suchterlp86 3 года назад +96

      He has a girlfriend her name is Lennard

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 года назад +7

      Stop It Help Get You Must.
      -Yoda Probably

    • @sovietgrim1950
      @sovietgrim1950 3 года назад +6

      @@DankusMemecus if i was a woman i would laugh because i would understand but sadly no

  • @MarioSanchezAbelenda
    @MarioSanchezAbelenda 3 года назад +237

    Yeah, seeing this in stream was quite funny. I still dont understand what Germany was thinking leaving the USSR like that AHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @Jesse_Leuning
    @Jesse_Leuning 3 года назад +144

    1:50😂. I am dying

  • @141soapmactavish
    @141soapmactavish 3 года назад +63

    The HOI game is stronger than the dating game. We love to see it

  • @PrometheanGOld4
    @PrometheanGOld4 3 года назад +73

    *German France* That is beyond cursed. In other news Dankus uses Speedy Soviet Boiz like the chad he is

  • @Vshiftv
    @Vshiftv 3 года назад +74

    DIJON DILLAN BEST OUTRO EVER ALSO DANKUS I SAW THAT GERMAN GIRL 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 she eyeing you up

  • @ahhtism3386
    @ahhtism3386 3 года назад +47

    that one dislike is Tommy

  • @Scatha
    @Scatha 3 года назад +7

    9:17 Man in the High Castle

  • @restraineddoughnut2495
    @restraineddoughnut2495 3 года назад +17

    That outro was absolutely amazing lmao

  • @anri7838
    @anri7838 3 года назад +28

    When is gonna Dankus play Oman heavy tank op build?

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 года назад +1

      That Wouldn't Work.
      To Ask Such a Question You Must Not Have Hoi4.
      There Is Such a Thing As An Industry.

    • @trazr9897
      @trazr9897 3 года назад +9

      @@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 bruh

    • @anri7838
      @anri7838 3 года назад +7

      @@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 bruh

    • @auston3952
      @auston3952 3 года назад +7

      @@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 bruh

    • @mikewazowski7024
      @mikewazowski7024 3 года назад

      @Empire of Italy (in a cold war) bruh

  • @jakubjanicki9148
    @jakubjanicki9148 3 года назад +11

    The fastest ussr in the West

  • @aisir3725
    @aisir3725 3 года назад +14

    Should have went with mobile warfare for the complete memeage

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 3 года назад +166

    Nice to see that I am not the only Hoi4 player with bad talking to girls skills.

    • @NicholasPolhaus
      @NicholasPolhaus 3 года назад +12

      what was that show he was on called that one of the most cringe-inducing things I've seen in my entire life.

    • @daantje6649
      @daantje6649 3 года назад +10

      It is quite the opposite. Every Hoi4 player is bad at talking to girls

    • @wetwillyis_1881
      @wetwillyis_1881 3 года назад +7

      @@daantje6649 That must be a weird internal monologue for a female Hoi4 player.

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 года назад

      @@daantje6649 Well Guess I'm an Exception.
      *But Ya Are Probably Wrong*

    • @mihaicraciun8678
      @mihaicraciun8678 3 года назад +1

      i mean, it comes with the job! :D

  • @quincyames2014
    @quincyames2014 Год назад +1

    germany sent all of his fuel to japan for his navy right before dankus attacked so the tanks all ran out and were useless lol

  • @rollindutchy7916
    @rollindutchy7916 3 года назад +42

    Good video, but maybe try make the others louder. cant really hear what your laughing at.

  • @kylewarfel1102
    @kylewarfel1102 3 года назад +1

    I want to see what cursed timeline this sprouts

  • @ALFO9029
    @ALFO9029 3 года назад +14

    1:45 😂😂😂

  • @valentinocaceres6954
    @valentinocaceres6954 3 года назад +2

    4:43 argentina pulled a uno reversed inmigrant card

  • @ab-ww5jc
    @ab-ww5jc 3 года назад +3

    u dont have to transform into a siren when laughing dude

    • @neat4217
      @neat4217 3 года назад

      But he did anyways, what a Chad.

  • @1917-d2b
    @1917-d2b 3 года назад +37

    TommyK: Iam the best hoi4 player in the world
    Also TommyK: only playing minors, always leaving the game early, not taking part in the tournament

    • @shreksophone7902
      @shreksophone7902 3 года назад +7

      He didn't take part in the tournament cuz he was the host he plays minors cuz they are more fun leaving the game early cuz the new games whit the new mods are shit when dankus always play broken russia or broken japan and grisha always germay fuckin 12 yo

    • @How23497
      @How23497 3 года назад

      Yeah he's fallen off but he makes alot of good points about HOI4 MP. Also, why should he take part in the tournament he himself hosted?

  • @YotoBoto
    @YotoBoto 3 года назад +3

    Based tommy outro

  • @lorddrazharofprussia4693
    @lorddrazharofprussia4693 3 года назад +3

    The Kaiserschlacht!

  • @HugACreeper88
    @HugACreeper88 3 года назад +9

    Dankus I watched the video... I never had a more cringe and enjoyable experience

    • @YotoBoto
      @YotoBoto 3 года назад +3

      Aren’t you the one with a creeper pfp?

  • @RG-gw2sp
    @RG-gw2sp 3 года назад +6

    USSR but Reverse Barb (Girlfriend Focus Unlock Guide)

  • @simeonbradstock4214
    @simeonbradstock4214 3 года назад +6

    that ending got me ahahhahah

  • @hmaszzz8121
    @hmaszzz8121 3 года назад +10

    Imagine bullying meme game players

  • @Fiish243
    @Fiish243 3 года назад +2

    fastest content of the east

  • @Jupiter__001_
    @Jupiter__001_ 3 года назад +14

    The outro was hilarious xD
    The whole vid was great. Good memes. Maybe make the others slightly more audible, not as loud as yourself, but just so that they can be heard more easily without drowning yourself out.

    • @myvisionblurry755
      @myvisionblurry755 3 года назад +1

      where's the whole vid? can't find it.

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 3 года назад

      @@myvisionblurry755 I meant the entirety of this video. I think.
      I'm sure the vod will be on his Twitch or something.

  • @Marius-ym1ky
    @Marius-ym1ky 3 года назад +3

    I am speed

  • @stannisbaratheon5859
    @stannisbaratheon5859 3 года назад +1

    barb agains croc sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeSh

  • @Sebastian-dx1hd
    @Sebastian-dx1hd 3 года назад +5

    JAJAJJAA LIKE FOR THE END

  • @ukj5850
    @ukj5850 3 года назад +5

    Will there be a video of your twitch date?

  • @gaijinmoments
    @gaijinmoments 2 года назад

    10:09 best uk ever

  • @wceend5791
    @wceend5791 3 года назад +11

    What was up with that stuff at 1:35 and 11:15?

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  3 года назад +14

      Dating show ;)

    • @DubiousT1
      @DubiousT1 3 года назад +10

      @@DankusMemecus you are beautiful man, but jesus christ that was unbelievably cringe. Hmu for dating advice danky boi

    • @cassu6
      @cassu6 3 года назад

      @@DankusMemecus Well played sir ;)

  • @barns7184
    @barns7184 3 года назад +2

    Can the real barns get a like ???

  • @gvdl7893
    @gvdl7893 3 года назад +3

    Esport

  • @austriandrifter
    @austriandrifter 3 года назад +1

    More and longer Videos xD and which mod are you using?

  • @michaeldog123ful
    @michaeldog123ful 3 года назад +8

    Whats the name of the dating show you were on?

  • @naturalwizard2226
    @naturalwizard2226 3 года назад +12

    Try playing axis minor for once give yourself a challenge

    • @toast697
      @toast697 3 года назад +2

      he played romania

  • @gmeme1666
    @gmeme1666 3 года назад +1

    *RUSH E*

  • @willfarley5957
    @willfarley5957 3 года назад +14

    You cany have a crush on Tommy, he is your dad, that would be kinda weird ngl

  • @jasperito5741
    @jasperito5741 3 года назад +1

    *OMAN*

  • @indez3267
    @indez3267 3 года назад +2

    Why did they put their divisions before the war so far away from the german frontline? (9:56)

    • @IslandWork1
      @IslandWork1 3 года назад +1

      Usually, the Soviet Player's goal during Operation Barbarossa is to hold and bleed the advancing German Units. So the only reason he's far away is to hold the 'Stalinline'(?) against the Germans while also holding the Marshes etc. to cause damage to the Infrastructure. But this game looks like the German player was very unorthodox. At least, that's what I think he was doing.

    • @indez3267
      @indez3267 3 года назад

      @@IslandWork1 Thx for your answer. But why didnt they position their troops there right away so they wouldve got entrenchment bonus

    • @brandonk.4864
      @brandonk.4864 3 года назад

      @@indez3267 they did. in the back

    • @indez3267
      @indez3267 3 года назад

      @@brandonk.4864 hmm, but shortly before germany had declared they started moving their troops, why didnt they do it earlier

    • @IslandWork1
      @IslandWork1 3 года назад

      @@indez3267 Because they get more defensive buffs while sitting behind the Riverline, Marshes and Cities. If they sit on the border they usually just get smashed on the plains regardless resulting in mass encirclements. That's the only reason why he's so far back. Because of the river and marshes which he can play in his favour.

  • @artanisplays3982
    @artanisplays3982 3 года назад

    That was a month...

  • @CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz
    @CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz 3 года назад +5

    #BARNS71

    • @barns7184
      @barns7184 3 года назад +2

      I am the real barns tf

  • @Marc-ds7mb
    @Marc-ds7mb 3 года назад +2

    oman

  • @tungquang4489
    @tungquang4489 3 года назад +3

    Where can i see full clip Mr. Dankus

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  3 года назад

      Of what

    • @jonaberkers9980
      @jonaberkers9980 3 года назад +2

      @@DankusMemecus of you talking talking to girls about winning barb

    • @tungquang4489
      @tungquang4489 3 года назад

      @@DankusMemecus The full battle

    • @tungquang4489
      @tungquang4489 3 года назад

      @@jonaberkers9980 yeah also the full talk with the girls

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  3 года назад +2

      @@tungquang4489 twitch

  • @haroldgodwinson1531
    @haroldgodwinson1531 3 года назад

    where is the vid of the interview/him talking thing?

  • @jackfrost5808
    @jackfrost5808 3 года назад +2

    TONQ

  • @phlbrt9977
    @phlbrt9977 3 года назад

    Where can I find the vod of you on that dating show

  • @softerb4298
    @softerb4298 3 года назад +2

    Oman

  • @tarum641
    @tarum641 3 года назад +2

    boi

  • @vinserras2734
    @vinserras2734 3 года назад

    6:28 wtf is that oman

  • @bix5054
    @bix5054 3 года назад +1

    huh

  • @fleraganger6338
    @fleraganger6338 3 года назад

    , maybe

  • @richy5961
    @richy5961 3 года назад +1

    Play horst in hyperion it will be fun

  • @justinyang2538
    @justinyang2538 3 года назад +1

    what

  • @mykalo96
    @mykalo96 3 года назад +1

    Whats the Song at 1:00

  • @logoncal3001
    @logoncal3001 3 года назад

    What the fuck was that stream in outro and in the beggining?

  • @Mark-nl7xx
    @Mark-nl7xx 3 года назад +4

    mod?

  • @yeah4585
    @yeah4585 2 года назад

    What’s the song at 2:20?

  • @onuralpkocak9992
    @onuralpkocak9992 3 года назад +1

    what mod is this

  • @toastingtoast161
    @toastingtoast161 3 года назад +2

    Yoooooooooo

  • @yanecp1358
    @yanecp1358 3 года назад

    whats the name of this song 10:20?

  • @ManuManu-zb7lo
    @ManuManu-zb7lo 3 года назад

    1:05 song????

  • @kareemabdul1
    @kareemabdul1 3 года назад +1

    What is the mod called?

  • @dennisjamesbaumann3065
    @dennisjamesbaumann3065 3 года назад

    Today's *

  • @slugsinmyfood396
    @slugsinmyfood396 3 года назад

    wot mod tis zis?

  • @erendurmus3962
    @erendurmus3962 3 года назад

    its always everybody goes against germany same old shit. maybe next time go against allies with russia

  • @binjoladenstar5753
    @binjoladenstar5753 3 года назад +1

    LONGER VIDEOS

  • @amid5512
    @amid5512 3 года назад

    What mod is this?

  • @ThePurpleNix
    @ThePurpleNix 3 года назад +1

    The cringe in this video

  • @gamerin123d6
    @gamerin123d6 3 года назад +2

    Whats the song at 10:10?

    • @Tjark-cf9to
      @Tjark-cf9to 3 года назад +1

      Hell March by Frank Klepacki (it's from the command and conquer soundtrack).

  • @henrywalker8287
    @henrywalker8287 3 года назад

    just me or no audio?

  • @suchterlp86
    @suchterlp86 3 года назад +1

    unban me

  • @yurgensoomerik2868
    @yurgensoomerik2868 3 года назад

    Dont leak video with intros ALTA MAN. And fucking hell march again OMANE

  • @MerihforS
    @MerihforS 3 года назад

    OMAN