Average Men Buying Souped Up Cars

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @toddbannon3380
    @toddbannon3380 Месяц назад +1012

    "If you just want to drive like an asshole, we have BMWs." Yes!

    • @petervancaeseele9832
      @petervancaeseele9832 Месяц назад +27

      I don't even know why they put signals on them as they never get used.

    • @Maningray1960
      @Maningray1960 Месяц назад +8

      Or Jeeps.

    • @pbe6965
      @pbe6965 Месяц назад +5

      @@petervancaeseele9832 The front left one does. Repeatedly. But they should couple it with high beams flashing, why do they need 2 commands for one action.
      But that's also true for Audis these days.

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF Месяц назад

      Over here it's basically everything that weighs in over 2 tons. CUVolvo on top.

    • @YuengsNwings
      @YuengsNwings Месяц назад +3

      @@Maningray1960 Grand Cherokees, especially white ones.

  • @GugsGunny
    @GugsGunny Месяц назад +385

    My dude has a point with the turn signals, it also saves up on blinker fluid.

    • @noldushumlesnurr6169
      @noldushumlesnurr6169 Месяц назад +8

      Not to mention weight and energy. F..k who needs lights at all 🙄

    • @pbe6965
      @pbe6965 Месяц назад +5

      @@noldushumlesnurr6169 but then how would they signal other drivers on the far left line to get out of their way ?

    • @NorroTaku
      @NorroTaku Месяц назад +6

      Also no muffler = no muffler bearings!
      Giga brain 😂😂

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 Месяц назад +3

      Blinker FLUID?

    • @fede22081
      @fede22081 Месяц назад +11

      ​@@recoveringsoul755 oh yeah, better get the levels checked once in a while

  • @Dragonmoon1598
    @Dragonmoon1598 Месяц назад +397

    "We both know you don't have friends . . . You have family. 😁

    • @jer103
      @jer103 Месяц назад +10

      The salesperson has seen all 10 movies, multiple times. Same as Leo.

    • @Dragonmoon1598
      @Dragonmoon1598 Месяц назад +4

      @jer103 It's not a movie . . . It's a lifestyle. 😁 (Not for me, but apparently others)

    • @jer103
      @jer103 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@Dragonmoon1598 It is a lifestyle. Like they play Need for Speed and all of the GTA video games too(bad boyz). The ones that want to race legally on a track play Grand Turismo, Forza Horizon, and Mario Cart.

    • @SuchtFaktorHoch10
      @SuchtFaktorHoch10 Месяц назад +1

      Deep inside I knew it would come up but the flow of the conversation was so damn good.
      And BAM there it was. Hitting hard like the next NOX injection.

  • @eldorados_lost_searcher
    @eldorados_lost_searcher Месяц назад +224

    That hypothetical scenario with the couple putting the baby to sleep only to be disrupted by someone revving their vehicle is pretty specific.
    And, sadly, relatable.

    • @PistonAvatarGuy
      @PistonAvatarGuy Месяц назад +3

      It was always Harleys where I live.

    • @acraigwest
      @acraigwest Месяц назад +19

      I was just going to say, sounds like Julie is drawing from recent personal experience on this one...

    • @michaelimbesi2314
      @michaelimbesi2314 Месяц назад +3

      Somebody who works across the street from my apartment does this at like 10:30 at night, like several times a week. It’s so accurate it hurts.

    • @Snowflake-id4fw
      @Snowflake-id4fw Месяц назад +3

      I think it might be Julie speaking from experience.

    • @drewzero1
      @drewzero1 Месяц назад +3

      When my kids were babies the neighbor across the street had a clapped-out SUV that they would fire up and move from the driveway to street parking before 6AM, and back into the driveway around 11PM.
      When they traded it in my daughter suddenly started sleeping in past 6.
      Coincidence? I think not!

  • @donjones4719
    @donjones4719 Месяц назад +231

    Dude can choose between no-muffler or a sound system so loud it can be heard 2 blocks away with a bass that'll rattle your teeth. Man, I love when some stranger chooses the music I'm listening to.

    • @ramrod0209
      @ramrod0209 Месяц назад +5

      Dude could use a Horn that sounds like a Train Engine road-crossing Horn to jolt folk. ♧☆

    • @SuperWolfkin
      @SuperWolfkin Месяц назад +8

      especially if I don't have to listen to all the frequencies just the lowers ones that travel farther and just have throbbing bass notes.

    • @greensteve9307
      @greensteve9307 Месяц назад +8

      We need to invent sound-seeking missiles.

    • @devinecatlady
      @devinecatlady Месяц назад +1

      @SuperWolfkin I love that vibration💜💜

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 Месяц назад +4

      Even worse when they all listen to the same genre of music, like I'm supposed to be impressed by their narrow taste in music. Thanks for showing all of us you are a narrow minded person.

  • @Iffy50
    @Iffy50 Месяц назад +88

    The soul patch... LOLOLOL "I have BMW's" What a great video.

    • @salmonella508
      @salmonella508 Месяц назад

      I’m not going to lie…it’s turning me on! The soul patch. Not that you have a BMW

  • @pirlie
    @pirlie Месяц назад +55

    You can feel the motherly rage in this one! Well done.

  • @dirgewordsmithe
    @dirgewordsmithe Месяц назад +27

    As a kid, I WAS Leo. Now I'm a truck driver, and HATE Leo! I feel equally attacked AND vindicated. I can't stand you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mhawang8204
      @mhawang8204 Месяц назад +5

      Check out her video about buying a truck!

  • @Anujchauhanify
    @Anujchauhanify Месяц назад +52

    Salesperson Julie has a lot to learn from Manager Julie in how to deal with trucks and souped up car enthusiasts if she ever wants to be manager.
    Manager Julie can handle any customer request like a boss.

  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  Месяц назад +109

    In Vin we trust

    • @donjones4719
      @donjones4719 Месяц назад +8

      Why did Julie pick Vin Diesel for this car video? Or, VIN Diesel. As in Vehicle Identification Number. And Diesel as in... diesel.

    • @Green2Red2
      @Green2Red2 Месяц назад

      ​@@donjones4719IYKYK

    • @Green2Red2
      @Green2Red2 Месяц назад

      ​@@donjones4719IYKYK

    • @obviousalias132
      @obviousalias132 Месяц назад +1

      Mistborn?

    • @brianrainey2739
      @brianrainey2739 Месяц назад

      Change Leo to Jesse and just set him up with a slammed Jetta. Too soon Jesse, too soon.....

  • @JB_Hobbies
    @JB_Hobbies Месяц назад +16

    This dealership bit is chef’s kiss. The accuracy is too real.

  • @shannendawes8725
    @shannendawes8725 Месяц назад +20

    "Turn signals are like giving away troop movements to the enemy!"

  • @danzwku
    @danzwku Месяц назад +42

    1:36 hahaha aaaaaand the inspiration for this sketch

    • @jsauce8669
      @jsauce8669 Месяц назад

      This definitely seemed what happened to her recently 😂

    • @LymanPhillips
      @LymanPhillips Месяц назад

      So specific, could only be true.

  • @mechmitch69
    @mechmitch69 Месяц назад +26

    I choked on my coffee when they said the BMW line. Now THAT is funny!

  • @boyeatsworld-vr9ci
    @boyeatsworld-vr9ci 28 дней назад +2

    Gotta be honest: Signal lights in California only alert the drivers next to you to begin boxing you in. Its best to do a sneak attack lane change if you want to change lanes in California.

  • @Hanmerhack
    @Hanmerhack Месяц назад +13

    In the end I think the Manager made Leo feel seen

  • @Dan-yh8qp
    @Dan-yh8qp Месяц назад +43

    Hilarious as always! A stand out moment for me is the delivery of the “mmm.. that can’t be true” line. Laughed? I almost cried.

  • @TheTexican05
    @TheTexican05 Месяц назад +10

    Julie’s not a car girl in the traditional sense, but she REALLY nails these stereotypes! 🙌
    Well played, Canadian friend. 🇨🇦 👌

  • @BEERNBBQBYLARRY
    @BEERNBBQBYLARRY Месяц назад +15

    1 minute 30 seconds: “oh if you want to drive like an ass hole, I have a BMW.” lol perfect!!

  • @RankinAuctions
    @RankinAuctions Месяц назад +4

    "if you just want to drive like an asshole I have BMWs" I am crying laughing.

  • @thevagabond3181
    @thevagabond3181 Месяц назад +80

    Hmm. Oddly specific. 1:30. I wonder if this may be the motivation for the video.

    • @jaden_shah
      @jaden_shah Месяц назад +15

      Nahh BMWs have earned their rep 😂

    • @VladRadu-tq1pg
      @VladRadu-tq1pg Месяц назад +10

      dude I have a BMW , that is the truth. bmw drivers are jackasses (I was also like that when I got my first bmw). The cars play a role since they re fast and stable but it s like something changes in your brain when you have one

    • @socpancake
      @socpancake Месяц назад +4

      I feel like the baby-waker is even closer as motivation 😅

    • @thevagabond3181
      @thevagabond3181 Месяц назад

      @socpancake Truthfully, that was what I was trying to pin but I think I missed it by 7 secs.

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 Месяц назад

      The BMW joke has been around for a while. Not that I'm tired of it or anything, it still applies.

  • @FireMaiden.666
    @FireMaiden.666 Месяц назад +87

    "if you just want to drive like an asshole, we have BMW's" 😆 Yes! Juile knows 🙌🏻

    • @solangecossette1374
      @solangecossette1374 Месяц назад +3

      Ah... but there are BMW's, and there are white BMW's.

    • @FireMaiden.666
      @FireMaiden.666 Месяц назад

      @solangecossette1374 A certain breed 😆

  • @AdamasOldblade
    @AdamasOldblade 29 дней назад +1

    Honestly the best attention to detail in this video is the soul patch with no other facial hair. That's incredibly spot on.

  • @raphofthehills4405
    @raphofthehills4405 Месяц назад +6

    "do I get a discount if I don't need signal lights?" 😂

  • @BlakeMcCringleberry
    @BlakeMcCringleberry Месяц назад +9

    "If you just want to drive like an asshole, we have BMWs."
    And when the salesman said that, honey, I knew what I had to do.

  • @nunyabidness3075
    @nunyabidness3075 Месяц назад +9

    Sales managers, when they aren’t enabling bad behavior, they are demanding it.

  • @matthewsemenuk8953
    @matthewsemenuk8953 Месяц назад +7

    Hey guys and girls. Use your turn signals even when you think no one is around. I am watching. Always watching.

  • @thrashpondopons2776
    @thrashpondopons2776 Месяц назад +2

    I was thinking 'the only thing THAT low was my old Prelude!'... RIGHT as she said, 'we have some Hondas over here!'!!!

  • @likebot.
    @likebot. Месяц назад +6

    “Homer, something’s wrong with your car, when you made that turn your light was blinking.”

  • @Rachelbee
    @Rachelbee Месяц назад +9

    That scrape sound...why she comin' for my 2014 hyundai accent? Lol. At least it's neon green 💚

  • @hotdatedave
    @hotdatedave Месяц назад +5

    "If you want to drive like an asshole, I've got BMWs" 🤣

  • @alextrigger8199
    @alextrigger8199 Месяц назад +8

    That manager is a natural

  • @justin_time
    @justin_time Месяц назад +18

    Low enough for the trunk nuts to drag? Tall enough spoiler to hit the overhead bar at the Timby's drive thru? Loud enough to wake the drunk? ✅✅✅🏁

  • @Dysiode
    @Dysiode Месяц назад +3

    He's so happy! That's why Julie is the manager

  • @123RADIOactive
    @123RADIOactive Месяц назад +5

    There’s nothing quite like waking up to a Julie video.

  • @benjaminrussellchen
    @benjaminrussellchen Месяц назад +9

    Two words (🤘)
    I feel so bad for Denise, she's just doing her best. And it's never good enough for these average men lmao

  • @MicahThomason
    @MicahThomason Месяц назад +53

    "If you just wanna drive like an A hole, I have a BMW." BAHAHAHA 🤪🤪🤪

  • @ZenWithKen
    @ZenWithKen Месяц назад +9

    Oh, you've met my bother. Cool.

  • @toyotaboyhatman
    @toyotaboyhatman Месяц назад +6

    "I'm gonna need to rip that stock intake filter and put on a cold intake.. you know, so I gain 4 horsepower and allow my car to breathe.. all these cars are choking!"

    • @splendidcolors
      @splendidcolors Месяц назад

      LOL, my best friend's first husband did that to their Toyota Matrix--and it sounded like something was horribly wrong with it. Any time family or friends moved it while she was traveling, we'd be so alarmed we'd text her "uhhh your Toyota sounds like it's dying" and she'd text back "no, that's just the cold air intake."
      It needed some kind of exemption for smog check, and finally (about 20 years later) the smog check place wasn't playing that game and she got the original intake reinstalled. No smog hassles, no "dying robot" noise when the car is cold, and it still runs great and gets great mileage because it's a Toyota. And it's still just the backup for when the weather's not nice enough to ride a bike.

  • @jaspermcjasper3672
    @jaspermcjasper3672 Месяц назад +8

    0:42 - Too high? Can't hear the scrape on a speed-bump? In the previous video, when this same person bought a truck from the same automotive dealership saleswoman, he drove it straight to the garage where they were going to install the "lift kit" so that you'd need a ladder to get into the cab!

  • @aromaticsnail
    @aromaticsnail Месяц назад +13

    ...we have BMW's! Speaking the truth🤣

    • @kenyoung976
      @kenyoung976 24 дня назад

      They also drive Alfa Romeo’s, Audis and Mercedes. In Italy, these 4 vehicles will have a**holes behind the wheel 95% of the time.

  • @danmayberry1185
    @danmayberry1185 Месяц назад +20

    That soul patch makes me feel unclean.

  • @cloudstorage9928
    @cloudstorage9928 Месяц назад +1

    This is what RUclips was made for.
    Pure gold. ❤

  • @magdemighty8369
    @magdemighty8369 Месяц назад +36

    "Massive spoiler" broke me up.

  • @factChecker01
    @factChecker01 Месяц назад +4

    Quote of the day:
    "If you just want to drive like an asshole, I have BMWs." :-)

  • @IndefiniteGentlemen
    @IndefiniteGentlemen Месяц назад +8

    If you just want to drive like an a-hole we have BMWs. Love that the manager comes in and saves the sale every time.

  • @stratfanstl
    @stratfanstl Месяц назад +16

    These are gold.

  • @copiouscareerist
    @copiouscareerist Месяц назад +6

    You + soul patch = I didn't know I needed xo

  • @masterofthepinkside
    @masterofthepinkside Месяц назад +31

    average men hate those guys too

  • @fastfiddler1625
    @fastfiddler1625 Месяц назад +1

    I just realized, I don't think I've ever seen a BMW and a raised pickup tailgating each other.

  • @shawnedwards5369
    @shawnedwards5369 26 дней назад

    You're production quality has gotten so good, Julie! I've been watching you for years and I'm just so happy about your future!

  • @davidblackman1586
    @davidblackman1586 Месяц назад +6

    the soul patch is a nice touch

  • @DavisCentis
    @DavisCentis Месяц назад +1

    I'm very much enjoying this "men doing things because they're trying to prove something" series. Keep going. How about that driving with the base so loud that I feel the vibrations from my car?

  • @AC-gw4qu
    @AC-gw4qu 24 дня назад

    Your work is so good that the ads within your videos are must-see viewing. I was hoping that the spoiler joke was going to be that the manager tells Leo the ending of the last FnF movie: Jakob sacrifices himself to wipe them a gang of mercenaries, allowing Dom to rescue Little B.But Dante again corners Dom and Little B and exposes Aimes as a double agent working with Dante, at which point he shoots a plane carrying Roman, Tej, Han, and Ramsey. Dom drives off the edge of the dam but Dante triggers explosives rigged onto it, intending to kill them. In Antarctica, Gisele Yashar, who was presumed dead, emerges from a submarine to rescue Letty and Cipher.

  • @jaspermcjasper3672
    @jaspermcjasper3672 Месяц назад +3

    2:42 - SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER!: Watch the video over 2:42 - 2:46 before you read this Comment about a Spoiler Alert.

  • @noneya3635
    @noneya3635 Месяц назад +4

    PMSL haven’t heard the onomatopoeia honk shoo in donkeys years. Gawd damn that just made my week. 🖖

  • @webmastersof
    @webmastersof 21 день назад

    The BMW line absolutely cracked me up! It probably wouldn't have been so funny except that it's 100% true

  • @christopherfaytvlarknsassi9013
    @christopherfaytvlarknsassi9013 Месяц назад +3

    2:26 - I'm confused. When he wants to hear them scraping the ground, does he mean the ones attached to his own body or the ones hanging down from the vehicle's spherical-type trailer-coupling hitch just under the license-plate? Also: does that latter type, do they drape LOWER in the summertime or when parked in a warm garage? When it gets REALLY cold, do they almost disappear and does the flexible leather exterior turn into a hardened sheet of granite textured like the back of an alligator? Can you jump-start a truck by having a woman touch them, and is there a danger of the gear-shift moving on its own if you do that?

  • @emmagrove6491
    @emmagrove6491 27 дней назад

    Salesperson: "So basically you want a car that allows you to announce to the world that you're a complete asshole."
    Customer: (tearfully) "It's like you see into my soul."

  • @Fevebblefester
    @Fevebblefester Месяц назад

    So talented Ms. Nolke is.

  • @EdwardSchoenman
    @EdwardSchoenman Месяц назад

    You are the best mom any kid could hope to have.

  • @macklyn
    @macklyn 18 дней назад +1

    Julie is so good I watch her commercials....

  • @ruaoneill9050
    @ruaoneill9050 Месяц назад +3

    Is this based in Donegal? It's got pure "oh no, the rally is coming, everyone hide!" energy 😂

  • @donovanmedieval
    @donovanmedieval Месяц назад

    So, I'm guessing Leo has driven past your house at 4 am. It's good that you are acknowledging how important he is.

  • @jamesm7705
    @jamesm7705 20 дней назад

    Love these videos. Dad of two kids...and these are the kind of drivers that makes me drop the F bom in front of the kids!. Loved the one she did on pick up truck drivers!!

  • @davidalearmonth
    @davidalearmonth Месяц назад +1

    Julie is such a good salesperson!

  • @bioglassmusic
    @bioglassmusic Месяц назад +1

    feels like someone sending a message to the neighbour kid. lol

  • @vinayk6409
    @vinayk6409 Месяц назад

    The BMW zinger, and the family line are top notch, but don't let that distract yohmu from the fact that hector is gonna be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines. On top of that, he just came into Harry’s and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec system exhaust.

  • @nevertrumpfromthejump
    @nevertrumpfromthejump Месяц назад

    Yet another spot-on critique.
    (i drive an all black car, black inside, black outside, no chrome left uncovered but my micro-weiner has nothing to do with it. I just love black 🖤 and i think black cars look professional)

  • @andyh9382
    @andyh9382 Месяц назад

    I’m here for this series!

  • @ijchua
    @ijchua Месяц назад +1

    I'd love to see this at an actual dealer lol

  • @todosdupos
    @todosdupos Месяц назад +1

    Is it still an "undershirt" if it's never covered by anything...

  • @reneefrenette2106
    @reneefrenette2106 Месяц назад +1

    Amazing. Thank you for this.

  • @Torsee
    @Torsee Месяц назад +1

    Can of nuts an bolts. Add to cart!
    😂😂
    We’ll buy anything!

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. Месяц назад

      "NOS in bulk".

  • @bd5289
    @bd5289 Месяц назад

    I'm guessing that a bro woke up the baby at 4:00 am and Julie was like, it's the FIND OUT time...

  • @timothy6936
    @timothy6936 Месяц назад +1

    I love the line, if you want to drive like an asshole I have BMW's

  • @thedrivesociety
    @thedrivesociety Месяц назад

    I'm simultaneously triggered and laughing my ass off. You're awesome!

  • @celticlass8573
    @celticlass8573 Месяц назад

    When a psychiatrist and behaviourist becomes a car salesperson, and becomes the best and richest car salesperson the world has ever seen.

  • @getahanddown
    @getahanddown Месяц назад

    You got me subbing at that soul patch. So accurate!

  • @d1amonddbw
    @d1amonddbw Месяц назад +1

    But when I was 16, all of this was WAY COOL!

  • @willhikearizona
    @willhikearizona Месяц назад

    These are great! Do some more, average mom, average dad, average blue collar worker, average billionaire, etc

  • @passengerplanetearth
    @passengerplanetearth Месяц назад

    By now I don't just see Julie any more, I see three different people.

  • @MarkCMG
    @MarkCMG Месяц назад +1

    Thanks for the video! Funny stuff!

  • @kenmatthews7065
    @kenmatthews7065 Месяц назад

    Julie you keep killing it!

  • @davidsorensen2116
    @davidsorensen2116 Месяц назад +1

    The picture painted starting at 1:37 sounded like it may have some basis in reality

  • @glbernini0
    @glbernini0 Месяц назад +3

    SHOULD HAVE GONE TO A MUSTANG DEALER!

    • @pbe6965
      @pbe6965 Месяц назад +2

      nah, those need ground clearance to go above sidewalk and hit pedestrians at every turn, they wouldn't meet all his criteria.

  • @jesse7838
    @jesse7838 Месяц назад

    We don't buy "souped up" cars. We buy basic cars and customize ourselves.

  • @MrM4rvelous
    @MrM4rvelous Месяц назад +1

    Manager got it on lock 💪🏽🤣

  • @rdormer
    @rdormer Месяц назад

    Methinks Julie is drawing on some direct experience as a new parent with this one....

  • @spastictuesdays340
    @spastictuesdays340 Месяц назад +1

    It's not a real project if you can't even see through the floor.

  • @MrGUnit27
    @MrGUnit27 Месяц назад

    Now you just need to do a video about an old person who drives 20 kph under the speed limit on a 2-lane road and you've basically covered every driver from Brampton

  • @oliver-leung
    @oliver-leung Месяц назад

    2:18 "No gentle. Just man, thanks" -Man

  • @dkchef
    @dkchef Месяц назад

    Manager Julie has her finger on the pulse. She knows WHAZZUP!

  • @timwhitnell7145
    @timwhitnell7145 Месяц назад

    Very funny, Julie. Love the BMW line; I would add large pickup truck drivers to that list. I'd love to have lunch with you, but we have to drive separately to get there. BTW, that's me 'signalling'.

  • @Unsub424
    @Unsub424 20 дней назад

    I love the average man buying cars vids. Hilarious, keep them coming 👍

  • @crushingvanessa3277
    @crushingvanessa3277 Месяц назад

    The bmw comment is priceless and true.

  • @FencerPTS
    @FencerPTS Месяц назад

    "I want a spoiler so big it makes down force when I idle!"

  • @LucasSmart-nz8nu
    @LucasSmart-nz8nu Месяц назад

    You couldn't find drone footage of a Canadian dealership? Seriously though, these are very fun.

  • @kevinschutter
    @kevinschutter 21 день назад

    The soul patch was a nice touch.

  • @JonSanders
    @JonSanders Месяц назад +1

    If he was talented, he'd just get a motorcycle to pop wheelies for blocks upon blocks while tempting perfectly regular people to question their morals in regard to whether they should side-swipe you.