I Gave Canada Ultimate Power And They Took Over the World - Power and Revolution 2019
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- I Gave Canada Ultimate Power And They Took Over the World - Power and Revolution 2019
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Canada took over the world. They weren't sorry.
Ha ha
And what if America were to nuke them?
Yes you did a video with canada
GrayStillPlays rip to your 30 min videos, you’ll be missed 😭😭
Don't you mean sore-y? 😀 (I know that's not how it's spelled, I just did that to demonstrate how Canadians say it.)
Canadian: *holds door open*
American: *forgets to say thank you*
Canadian:
and that's how the war began.
Yes. This is absolutely correct. Canada is a madlad
absolute mad lads: CANADA
He is the devil the likes be 666
r/NUCLEARREVENGE
@@ElevenRats this is the only good use of that subreddit
I love how Canada made a B-line for Washington D.C. as if to say “we burned the Whitehouse once, we’ll do it again”
I was thinking that as well. XD
Lol yes
The British burnt it down
DarkKnight500 I’m Canadian and proud
Superwellful But the British were those who came to Canada and founded it. In the meantime they also burned down the whitehouse and those brits became the Canadians, making Canadians technically European.
well, I am a Canadian myself and people say we are scary at war but peaceful when nothing is happening. thanks, Gray you showed what happens when we're pissed off
True, in the war canadian troops where the most feared, to the point where enemy troops would lay down there arms in surrender when they saw us.
Yep exactly
Oh, sorry, I ment the world war's, not just wars in general. Then again, if we were feared once, we can be feared again.
Canadians in war: I’m sorry
Yes
We are Canadian.
You will be befriended.
Resistance is impolite.
Yes, just... befriend us not take over
Mr. Coffee I'm already Canadian
Is this is Star Trek reference
@@fgcg_tron6805 absolutely
I have found my people
Cuba: pisses of Canada
Canada: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*
Cuba: We have Jeeps
Canada: We have 280mm railgun Mammoth Tanks
@@manictiger USA: Yes, and realistically we would win the war due to us being a world superpower.
@@manictiger Cuba:We have jeeps
Canada:We have a hulk
NINGEN
@@zip-zucc r/woooosh
''Oh. Canada...''
As a Canadian citizen, this was highly amusing to watch. Sorry, I had to say it.
Unlike some of my brethren, I happen to like the United States... but we're still invading it!
Garrett K I agree
I liked the video
If you do take the us over... Please don't kill me. I'll make you amazing pancakes xd
@Lauren Enslen We can sign the pancake neutrality pact with Canadian maple syrup.
“The only game where Canada is represented appropriately,”
Me, a Canadian: Welp this is just my type of game then 10/10
Taekookie Edits all I can think of is WWI and WWII
Y’a same
Lol🇨🇦
same lol
"They're not bad people"
**Camera switches to the Canadian Navy obliterating anything that moves.**
They're not bad, just powerful and ruthless
It's true don't piss us off
@@wojtek-thepolishartillerybear lmao ok buddy
@@yikesdogg7217 why you bully me
I'm happy about being Canadian because my home country is now every where
We're all Canadians now...Just have to practice my aboots eyh?
Phelix Kelevra bro that’s a stereotype
World Canadian eh
angel john yup but no one cares
@@angeljohn3275 Just some lighthearted fun, I've got nothing against the Canadians ;)
Canada: *takes over the world*
Also Canada: Sorry guys. My bad... just trying to have some fun. Here have a timbit
@Dr drew Vanheistel a feminst/islmocommunist.
I want your pancakes
W-what’s a timbit?
Orange Truffle they are mini donuts from a restaurant called Tim Horton’s (it’s super good btw)
@@orangetruffle6024 poor child has never had the joy of a Timbit, well a Timbit is a mini donut from Tim Hortons, which is a great fast food place.
Other countries: "Hockey sucks!"
Canada: *loads shotgun with malicious intent*
Guess I’m a heretic then.
Watch out for flying pucks
@@slippser7445 thanks you just saved me.
**PUCK HITS HEAD AND MAN DIES**
Peter Griffin: I just want to talk to him
Hockey actually does have parity, so that's a positive.
As a Canadian. I weirdly feel proud about this.
Viva La Poutine!
as a Canadian, i feel too proud about this
Same
As a American I just wanna dab on Canada and well YEET! *Dabs on Canada*
I also do this mhm Canada is god
Greenland National Army:
Airforce: 0
Navy: 0
Army: 10 (+40,000 Polar Bears)
Ahahaha.
They do not have an actual army, they have only police lmao
Canada got mooses!
xX noobmaster69 Xx Reindeer police.
@@sr711b r/woooosh?
*reads title*
*me, a canadian*
“good, as it should be”
Montanapanda lmao same here
Lol mood
Everyone thinks we’re nice, nah we want to take over the world bish.
It’s all the free healthcare, Timmy’s, maple syrup and snow that makes us strong
@@zaroes I live in Quebec...
When the quiet kid finally speaks
underrated
Lol
Lol best comment yet
*wheeze*
@@bumblebee-q2l *Wheeze* *couf* Lamfo
‘’Greenland has nothing.”
Me a Canadian: “Where do you think we hide our army of sentient snowmen?!”
DUDE.
I know it's not a secret, but you just don't SAY that.
LMAO
Everyone.
RUNN!!!
LMAO
owned by tim hortons
I’m Canada and all I’m saying is that we act so nice and polite because we are secretly planning a full maple leaf world
Serious Gamer DAMN IT private moose what did we tell you NO MAPLE SYRUP FOR A WEEK...fine 6days
Bruh I'm here in south Africa and I'm f*cking scared of Canadians now
If Canada attacks, us people in Boston are gonna be fried maple syrup. Time to move to Antarctica!
Hi Canada
End Creeper Nah, we’ll go easy on ya.
Because and ONLY because of Boston’s response to the Halifax Explosion over 100 years ago.
Everywhere else will suffer the wrath of the Canadians.
Being a Canadian myself.... I really love the ring of Tim Horton's International Airport😂😂😂
Same lmao, I wouldn't be surprised if it ending up being a real thing!
same
That honestly should exist!
I’m late to catch my flight on Double Double Airlines
Every shop is a Tim Hortons
Canada: Gives america money
America: doesn't say thank you
Canada: So you have chosen death?
Alien: lands on earth*
Humans: Welcome to Canada*
Nah it’s not called wrath no more it’s just canada
GraphicGore IT IS SPELT EH YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
@GraphicGore *eh
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD ROF
@GraphicGore *Eh
Gray: *Makes Canada take over the world*
Canada: *"DON'T TELL THEM OUR PLANS"*
damnit they know
(p.s I’m canadian)
*angry maple syrup noises*
Canda whats that contury? I heard of Canada yes,but never Canda.
@@memsexist6343 I made a typo. Big deal.
**Hockey Night In Canada theme stops playing**
a Canadian, coffee in hand, stepping over the skulls of their enemies: "oh, sorry, excuse me, sorry, thanks, just trying to get through"
THAT, THAT IS THE BEST SCENARIO INTERACTION
Instead of coffee it should be Maple Syrup
@@Wolfy_Girl lul
no u
@@Wolfy_Girl Nah. Double double from Tim's. Just as it should be.
YourLocalAlien actually closer to beer or weed, most of us are alcoholics or weed smokers
Step 1: Take a shot of whiskey every time he says "Canada"
Step 2: write your last will and testament.
Should it not be the other way round
If I were to do this challenge I would probably be drunk (which will never happen because I'm a child).
Not me, I'm Canadian.
Ummmm 0_0
*Instructions unclear left everything to cat.*
Canadians watching be like:
Y e s
(° ͜ʖ °)
This is an accurate representation of Canada’s military power
@nathaniel gray yes it is
three words
Y E S
Le king
Alien: *visits earth*
Person: hi welcome to earth!
*2 years later*
Alien: *visits earth again*
Person: hi welcome to Canada!
Alien: *suprised pikachu face*
Facts
😂🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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No
This is so true
No it's not "conquest", it's "aggressively fixing everyone else's healthcare"
Straight up, and the environment.
Thanks Canada from PH
true tho
Making donair the new hamburger and installing Tim Hortons where every Starbucks used to be
@@yugimumoto1 that has always been my dream
Lesson learned:
Please don’t mess with us Canadians, we *WILL* make you use the metric system. *glares menacingly at the USA*
Nah nah nah we prefer to use LITERALLY ANYTHING but the metric system.
Also to give you a middle finger we use the metric system to measure the diameter of bullets.
Giving 2 sticks would be better to measure with
As an American, I WISH we would use the metric system. Also what else do you expect from America other than to be full of pure confusion nowadays 🥸
No please no spare us please
@@alxphx Using washing machines to measure
As a Canadian I can confirm this is what happens when you piss us off.
With ya bud
True true Eh? Sorry…
This is why we are always nice
You don't poke the bear eh?
We are the gravy. the rest are the fries and cheese curds. We will make the world our Poutine :P lol
America: **exists**
Canada: It's free real estate.
Rpic
Depresso Expresso just take us we don’t have a king or a queen on the chessboard it’s a instant-win
@Abigail Boots same
Canada is apart of America though.
@@testedalexthegreat1759 welp- yeah that's true I think he means the United States of America-
As an American for some reason I greatly liked watching my country get taken over by Canada.
Same
Id be ok with it. Ive considered moving there a couple of times
We have a traitor of our nation
I am also American and if this happened in real life I would be ESTATIC
David Maccready how could you
*Canada* declares war with USA
*USA* "wait that's illegal"
*Canada* "look at me I'm the captain now"
Canada: literally tries to take over the planet
Gray: they're not bad people
Canada was just trying to prevent Grey from torturing everyone to death like he always dose.
Emily Alkema but we are very nice people 😊😊
America: **Wears shoes inside**
Canada: "So,You’ve chosen Death"
Accurate.
I am American and am disgusted when people wear shoes inside.
Yes it is horrible
As a Canadian I hate when people wear shoes indoors
What? I’m aloud to wear shoes inside, I just have clean shoes to wear?
Rest of the world: Fights
Canada: please stop
Rest of the world: no
Canada: Sorry But I have to take over the world now
Rest of the world: please no
Canada: niceness is all that shall remain
wiggle Waggle they take over the world by convincing them
It’s true that we are nicer than you guys but it’s not as much as everyone thinks
Yes!
Skulls* are all that shall remain.
kicking a door with a toothpick in your door makes tripping look painless @@theycallmeleanfornoreason2746
"Canada has taken over the United States"
I'm okay with this.
Trudeau: becomes a dictator.
You: ok I'm pack up now!...
@@TheCjcoon to where? It’ll be all Canada
The moon will only be safe for a while... It's only a matter of time...
@@TheCjcoon Nah we'll get rid of him sooner or later.
i like how canada's like:
"sir we took manchester!"
"excellent. take boston."
later...
"sir we got boston!"
"excellent... now for the greatest piece of land..."
"new york?"
"no... rhode island!"
"sir...?"
"just do it god dang it."
Rhode Island is full of the mafia anyway, they can have it
AaAH! I’m glad to see that Rhode Island is finally noticed- even if it’s, in a, more. . . Violent. . . Way. . .
@@amyd4227
Not true!
@@trappedcrow same. I'm just glad ppl noticed us
@@caprisunsrtastey7714 Just repeating what my criminal justice teacher said. He lived in Providence for like 20 years and said it was full of organized crime. * shrugs *
We didn't take over the world, we just forcefully befriended everyone!
-forcefully-
lol YUP!
Yep 😂
Aggressively apologized top
Indeed
“Canada has declared war on Spain”
Me, Spanish: bless our merciful lord and savior Canada *sweats*
Mercy has dissolved
I wouldn’t put at as saved, more like under new management
Bow to me.
(Sorry)
*reads the title*
*me a Canadian*
“Get the maple syrup launcher we’re taking over America, eh”
Don't forget the ketchup, thats how we made the worst or best chips of all time, ketchup chips
Daryna Pilkiw best
@@GeNeG01 I agree, but I have a friend who hates them
Get the beaver guns
@@Dee-vi9tj wait does the us not have ketchup chips
As a Canadian, this makes me a lot happier than it should.
“Canada now wants a piece of Iran”
*A new player has entered the battle*
NOOO
This comment aged like fine wine.
America: Tim Hortons is so overrated
Canada: *how dare you oppose me mortal*
*dunk n donuts has entered the chat*
We’re not Irish we’re Canadian!
it actually is though
@@nathanthecollector429 hOw DaRe yOu!?!?
@@matthew_natividad ha timmies is sooouch better
Canadian: *pulls out gun*
Be my friend :(
As a Canadian citizen, I can confirm that Canada is like a bees nest. As long as you don’t poke it, you’ll be fine.
LaughTrack or burn there towns...America’s learned this already
Nobody pokes it because you guys are hiding behind the U S
As a Canadian
Anyone: What country do you live in
Me: Yes
Early 2019 me : how big is Canada...
Google: Canada is blah blah blah
Mid 2019 me : how big is Canada...
Google : Yes
Greenland: has nothing to defend
Canada: *Hippity hoppity you are now in my property*
Tim Horton's Internation Airport, has a nice ring to it!
FoxTopia Minecraft the only stores available in it is Tim Horton's
All passengers must have a coffee in hand before getting on any flight.
Ian McLean can it just be any Tim Horton hot beverage?
I'm going to say and drink as long as it's from Timmy's.
I prefer Ellis Dees’ Airport
Canada: *walks inside*
America: *burns maple syrup*
Canada: I will give you 10 seconds to run
And ketchup
LMAO
If you boil maple syrup and put it on clean snow with a popsicle stick you can make maple taffy!
1......2......10!
USA - what did it cost
Canada - everything
USA: what did you gain
CANADA: everything
I thought it cost like 16 bajillion dollars
Good one
“Where are we?”
Canada.
“But this is the deser-“
CANADA.
a third of Canada is too cold to live in. Im Canadian so i would know
If this actually happened Canada would give free health care and education the world oh and don't forget legalized weed
@@Nukeparty101 universal healthcare is provincially decided, so no, free healthcare would not instantly be implemented. ot would be up to newly annexed provinces to decide that.
“i thought i lived in kore-“
“THIS IS CANADA”
@@animater19 it feels like it is north korea sometimes
Canadians, as they step over charred corpses in the smouldering ashes of their enemies' cities: *I'm sorry, eh!*
We don't say eh
@@nerfllama6975
You just said 'eh'.
@@nerfllama6975 👀
We say eh all the time, what are you talking about? I'd say it's used about as often as the word "why"
Are you American or something no one says eh
"how much maple syrup are you gonna pour on that pancake?"
Canada "Yes"
Not just the pancakes, but the eggs and bacon too!
"Canada rules. Game over"
That was definitely game over for my sides
Cuba: America failed to invade during the cold war so we should be safe.
Canada: Hold my maple syrup....
Cuban High Command: HOW DID WE LOSE ALL OUR BEACHES ONE MINUTE AFTER THEY DECLARED WAR?!?!?
Cuban general : well.... you see.... the beaches got really dirty... and an army of Canadians offered to help clean up it was real nice until.....
Cuban High Command: UNTIL WHAT.
Cuban general :ᵁⁿᵗᶦˡ ʷᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡᶦᶻᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵃ ᶜᵃⁿᵃᵈᶦᵃⁿ ᵃʳᵐʸ.
Cuban High Command:.....
Cuban general at least they did a good job right?
Cuban High Command: *YOU ABSOULTE IDIO-* oh wow that's one clean beach.
ILL HOLD THE MAPLE SYRUP
Canada: Hold my timmies
Americans chug beer
Canadians ha •drinks maple syrup
This will be the future in a few years. Everyone underestimated Canada. No more
Nope
LordBezard66 CANADA SHALL TAKE OVER!!!
Facts right there
Now it's our turn
fear us........
sorry
Only hispanics will understand: When mexico was burning on fire i was like “how can vaporub and chanclas save you now”
Canada : takes over Cuba
Me : Damn can't wait to go eat my poutine on the beach
Tristan A. Can't wait to sprinkle some of that pure white coca on my poutine
Abhijeet Dabas Thats okay so long as the gravy is hot enough to melt the cheese curds
same
@@Mapple-qp6yg true
damn I'm coming over
What do you want to own?
Canada: *Yes*
welp, there goes my hometown...
*"OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CANADA, OUR HOME AND NATIVE LANDDDD"*
More like terre de nos aïeux
I no canadas national athome
@@Tbossgaming r/engrish
World:
Canada: peace was never an option
As a Canadian I find this hilarious lol
Same😂
Chad B agreed
Canada forever!
Same
Bro I Live In the U.S Ya Think destroying My Continent Is Funny? Well Wait Until We And Alaska Take over you
Mom, overhearing the video from the other room: What are you watching?
Me: the news
Lmao
Oh if only
and it's some good news
@@secretsecret7268 same
The different, *better* news.
(Canada takes over the whole entire world)
Person: hey man were do you live?
"Canada."
“Canada down under”
"me too it was formally called America"
@@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate its United states of America, because its in the Americas, meaning we could say Mexico of america, or Canada of America. so were all from America.
@@justtyngascon6789 you have a point
@@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate just thought i should put that out there, wasnt trying to be a dick.
Canada:*Destroys Washington DC
Canada:Sorry
Canada: *Hands out Timmies Coffee*
America: *Throws onto ground*
Canada: " *THIS MEANS WAR* "
America: *Scared American Noises*
timmies ain’t that good though tbh
@@nathanthecollector429 bruh
Nathan The Collector ikr
Nathan The Collector bro you are 100% wrong
@@nathanthecollector429 BRUH
"Everyone in the entire planet... fears Canada." As it should be.
@Junk Mail go look at our history of world war 1 & 2. The Germans feared us for good reasons.
@@BWBDCan Damn right. 2nd Battle of Ypres, Passchendaele, Vimy Ridge, Juno beach...
Here in Russia, we call them American puppet and make fun of their military. I’ve never feared Canada, never will and never plan too. Russia is the greatest 🇷🇺🐻💪🏻
@@erichkaufmann5284 nothing in Russia is great. Except it's level of stupidity.
@@erichkaufmann5284 except in the world juniours.
America: *sobbing*
Canada: LOOK WHO’S SORRY NOW
THIS IS GREAT!
Also u have the best Profile Pic i've seen :)
Canada forever Eh!
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnada🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Yup
Eh
OOHH CANADA!!
Us Canadians after seeing the title: As balanced as all things should be
Isn't it an inconvenience that your username is _IrishSmoke_
Denisse Camacho yes lol
imagine having horrifying flashbacks every time you hear the word "sorry". that's what happened to people on earth after this war.
Canada: *takes over the world
Also Canada: Sorry
TheCrazyGoat we are not as nice you think mate
Not canada takes over the world. Knakistan takes over the world.
Me is also a canadian: fellow canadian i think america deserved it, they dont have coffe crisps
I wish there was a counter that would say how many times in my life i've said Sorry
(Also the Sorrys in this comment count too) (Also i've been saying sorry ever since I learned how to speak -_-)
sorry is the hardest word not to say
I can imagine them being like every time they shoot they say “Sorry!” (Don’t attack me I’m Canadian as well)
We're not sorry
FisH lol
Thank you?
Wait damit
FisH eh
America: Bumps into Canada and does not say sorry
Canada:"So you have chosen Death"
America* why u bully me
The Canadian Goverment: “Gee, Justin. What are we gonna do tonight?”
Justin Trudeau: “The same thing we do every night... try to take over the world!”
ThatRandomDude 999999 I refuse to like this comment bc it has 69 likes but good comment
Actually since it’s Trudeau it would sound like this
Uhh ahh umm hmm ahh ohhh ummm ok let’s ummm okkk so umm hmmm take over the world how about that?
They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
@@DingDingTheRUclipsBuddy good summary
More like, "I'm going to be in the Bahamas for the next month"
"Hey Google, whats the nicest nation?"
"Canada is known to be the nicest people in the world."
_"The nicest people in the world, you say?"_
Hidden Bunnies no that’s not what it says
@@turtleman2564 Not every google answer is the same you twat.
Google is Wrong. We can set an microwave on fire and just brush it off like nobody lives in that house
Welllllllllll, thats true if the only nation that exists in Canada
@@Blueberi4 True
"Canada has smashed through to Manchester"
*confused Britishness intensifies*
Alex Benavidez Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this 😂
Laura Burns ikr ikrikrikrikrikrikrikrikrikrikrikrikr
Alex Benavidez
Yes my brain is in shambles
Now Manchester is truly red
I live on the US east coast and every place name sounds English. I'm thinking the early colonists weren't the most creative sort. They were basically like "Where did we come from...? Yeah let's name our settlement that"
And that children, is why you always be nice to canadians
Valkyrie Rain Yes or we will take over the planet and then force and brainwash you to be nice and our friend
Under every Tim Hortons, there is a missile launch facility
Yes. We have 5 Timmies in my city.
: )
So there are missile launch facilities in the Philippines too
RémiRem can confirm
@@schlachtfilms7179 Did you mean Canada
Mariette Corveleijn i dont live in canada i live in the philippines and there are tim hortons there
2018: Elizabeth the second, queen of Canada
2019: Justin Trudeau, king of England
How the turntables
Gravlax king of the world lmao
Justin Trudeau keep him there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ew, Justin Trudeau
Bold of you to assume he'd stay in power, and a military coup overthrow didnt spark this conquest
IM PRISON MIKE
People: make fun of Canada
Canada: Sorry
No one:
Canada: THE WORLD IS OURS!
6:10 “OH. OH. OKAY.”
*drops pistol, pulls out 2 grenade launchers* 🤣
"Why Greenland, Canada? Why would you do such a thing?"
They thought they could keep Hans Island from us... we'll just take the entire damn country.
Yeah the real question is why this wasn't our the first conquest, how can we let the strategically critical Hans Island be disputed one second longer?!
tbh greenland floats between Canadian and Finnish ownership ... it is the longest running disputed land claim in history .... every year both countries make a trip and reclaim the island in their countries name ... and leave a bottle behind to commemorate it ... during winter it typically belongs to Canada ... in summer Finland
@@0623kaboom You're thinking of Hans Island and it's the Danish that have the dispute with Canada. WE leave some Canadian whiskey, when we put our flag up on the island and they leave Danish schnapps when they put their flag up. Greenland is an autonomous territory within the Kingdom of Denmark
When people insult hockey in front of Canadians
Boy, we get very pissed
@@ItzCloudChaserr "whats that you say? Hockey, Tim Hortons and maple syrup is bad? HOW DARE YOU INSULT US GET DESTROYED"
i can confirm, NEVER mess with our hockey! -=) [other than that we’re quite polite.]
Someone: Hockey isn’t that great
Canada: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL?
Lauren Enslen your a fake
That awkward moment, when Detroit is more protected than D.C.
That awkward moment when I realise I live in Detroit, and know that that the only reason it would be so protected, is because of the Ambassador bridge, not because I'm important.
@@respectpotatoes9969 LMAO Canada got that construction all down Huron Church Rd and to the bridge, It's not even worth trying lol
TheSevenareourdemigodheroes Who deserved better same I live here too
Coming from a native, we're better equipped for the impending war with snow mexicans than the morons in DC.
razgrizraven lmao wtf is a snow mexican
Title: exist
“Canada took everything from Mexico to Greenland”
Other regions like Europe: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!
Before we attack, we send a letter that just say "Welcome to Canada. Sorry."
“What do they mean ‘Welcome to Canada’ this is the US?”
“Sir Canada is taking over”
“Oh”
Justin Trudeau whould just be saying sorry over and over on live television for every city taken over
Lol
Rofl almost spit out my drink with this comment
I honestly wouldn’t have a problem with Canada taking over like- I LOVE CANADA IM SORRY
This video: *exists*
Me, a Canadian: *maple intensifies*
Me, also a Canadian: *politeness intensifies*
My blood is maple syrup.
Me also a Canadian: “sorry”
As All Of Us Here Are Canadian (At Least In This Replies Section) I Can Firmly Say, We Are Sorry Until They Make Us Spill The Holy Grail, *Syrup Du Maple*
Me, a Canadian: //poutine intensifies//
*2019*
Canada: We'll take over America
*More Years Later*
Canada: Welcome to Union of Canadian Nations Parliament or also known as UCNP and USSR is pathetic, in short, we got the Earth in our hands.
(No offense guys, I'm just making a joke about this game)
Joyce Panopio Elon musk will have mars by then
Hah
You had to clarify that or the Americans would be all "Ok buddy our bombs are bigger"
@Abigail Boots I'm not saying you but just look at the other comments
WE ARE EVIL!
As a Canadian, I can assure you that every Canadian wants to do this because we never get any credit for the good we have done
Being a Canadian, this makes me secretly happy...most because of the Tim Hortons international airport
yesss
Canada weaponized their tim Horton's coffee somehow.
That's how they ruled the world
@Tetrimas this is exactly what happens when an American doesnt say thank you to us when we hold the door to a mall. They shouldn't mess with us eh!
MindBlownMC yes it is. Eh
We used crappy coffee to take over the world
oh yes have u heard of roll the rim we get free guns
“If I had Canadian soldiers, Canadian technology and Canadian officers, I would rule that world.”- Winston Churchill
He actually said that? Damn! What a prime minister he was! I legit went to a school named after him, Sir Winston Churchill Public School, Ottawa Canada.
@@HAA0603 Bud Americans have presidents ain’t no prime ministers over there
@@brooke_0911 you know Winston Churchill was a British Prime Minister right?
I mean... to not know that, its pretty bad.
@@HAA0603 he quoted him wrong.
Real quote: If i had Canadian soldiers, british officers and american technology
@@mr.coffee6242 I was about to say the same
Me, a Canadian: *looks at title*
As it should be
Yes, my fellow canadian brother
"Canada is just blasting its way into the United States." - We've done it before, we'll do it again. Don't make us come down there.
Luc Welner-Monchuk Don’t you guys already do since you can
Imagine waking up in a war zone and hearing an army of Canadians screaming “HOWS IT GOIN’ EH” then proceeding to mow you down with c7 assault riffles
Edit: nobody expects the Canadian Inquisition
Edit 2: Thanks for all the likes, this is my second most liked comment the first being a rant about Ben 10...
Imagine waking up in a war zone and hearing an army of Americans screaming “HOW DARE U OPPOSE OUR OVERRATED COUNTRY”
M 16s
Fear me I’m Canadian
:high pitched screaming:
We do not say "Eh" dats only on our merch, and thats for the tourists
USA: WE ARE THE SUPREME COLONY!!
CANADA: hold ma maple syrup. *cracks knuckles*
In the virtual world not the real world yes
No no no it goes like this.. Ya sure about that bud? We got moose, geese, plenty of trees, a ton of hockey players,and Tim Horton’s.
*Sees a phrase engraved on the gate of heaven*. “Canada Rules. Game Over”
canada: lets everyone try there timmies
the rest of the world: *doesn't like it*
canada: *destroys the world*
and thats how this happened
How much I wish you weren't Canadian
@@invalid5777 lmao timmies is the best change my mind
@@VelvetShi tims aren't even good and I'm a canadian saying that
Ouch
@@VelvetShi please do not ever say your Canadian and move to different country and revoke your citizenship thank you.
As you can see Canada is going for a domination victory
Yeah we are!
We Will be the next hitler XD
Not even the warlord Ghandi could stop them this time.
Is that a Risk joke I see?
Friend: where are you from?
Me: The only country in the world. CANADA.
But what part of Canada is the question lol
Pre world domination Russia
An entire country is a Provence.
@A \ I am a proud British Colombian
So awesome. Canada doesn’t take crap from any nation.