@@sunliamhe just dumb lol. I mean tbh seem like he is new at the game cuz he did not know that once u practice u just skip to get good at it. Repeating practice won’t matter and the way he migrate.
The reason his Happiness, Look and Smart goes to 0% is because if you press the "They're clueless" on the choice where you need to press which game you wanted to be released next. Many bitlife fan hate it because the developer doesn't wanna update the game and Candywriter doesn't give a sh*t so to anybody pressing the last option, you'll get this
@Safwaan bitlife hates their player for their player keeps asking for another update so they added this option, and btw they added the game with Movie Star Update. But its gonna cost you money
This comment: "Ronaldo was never that smart so its all cool." - Speed Also fails driver license test at a U-Turn Sign" *ALSO IS WRONG AF, ITS A SHARP TURN*
The reason all his stats went down is because he answered the question with "They're clueless.". I've done it before and it lowers all your stats except health to 0%. This is because the BitLife devs are insecure and hate criticism.
Hes so focused on his failing career that everything else failed around him. So after his career officially failed, he has absolutely nothing left, sad.
Ronaldo began his senior career with Sporting CP, before signing with Manchester United in 2003, at age 18, winning the FA Cup in his first season. He would also go on to win three consecutive Premier League titles, the Champions League and the FIFA Club World Cup; at age 23, he won his first Ballon d'Or.
“Christan Ronaldo” is killing me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lmao
lol
Wow that’s so funny 😐😐
yah Funny but i forgot to laugh 😐
@@gavinmargret9144 shut up bro and stop liking ur own comments
That evil grin before Speed attacks the ex gf is priceless
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What
@@bachebebe406 tf you mean
@@bachebebe406 caca
@Hache Malpica you have to be kidding..
Speed: *has his position as his lowest stat and doesn't practice it*
Also Speed: *gets surprised when he does terribly*
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@sascha strizer go away bot
@Minecraft what type of spanish is that💀
@Minecraft its german bro
@sascha strizer DONT CLICK THE LINK PLS IM TRYING TO SAVE YOU 😁
*successfully makes ronaldo a goal keeper*
…
13:02
Not even goalkeeper
Speed: Plays as a Goalkeeper his whole life
Also speed: Tries out as a forward and is surprised that he did so bad
BitLife gave him that position bro
@@Spike127 yeah but he could have switched it. Plus he should have know he was goalie and tryout for goalie instead.
@@sunliamhe just dumb lol. I mean tbh seem like he is new at the game cuz he did not know that once u practice u just skip to get good at it. Repeating practice won’t matter and the way he migrate.
You can actualy tell Speed looks up to and admires Ronaldo. It's so wholesome
nah its all an act for his character
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@@-KF fact
@@-KF no it isn't bro you aren't obligated to include the word character into everything he does
@@gh02836 its all an act he's not wrong
3:20 those words I have to keep them in my heart
Nice.
As a Portuguese person this is has me dying from him pronouncing the names
It doesn’t matter where he’s from he can still learn to say their name
Ewww
@@greggreg2642 u white fashooo🤣🤮
@@GS_geostorm I'm also Portugal
DEVOLVA MEU OURO
18:41 That reaction just made me dying💀💀
christan ronaldo lol
W English
@@Im-actually-Instinctt fr so gooodddd
Hi
Oh god
5:55 when he smiled I already knew it😂
5:49 had me rolling on the ground
Bro got on demon time
Same bro the smile
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Fax!!!
bros saying this comment but his face “😐 and not even rolling”
“Christian Ronaldo”
“I was conceived after my mom became Preddit”
I read this just as he said it 🤣
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13:29 man got me laughing with his new language 😂😂😂😂😂😂
it’s just a lot of slang cuss en espanol
@@notcarbon He said "puta" and "sida" but I don't think he even meant that.
Tf he was saying
14:53 got me rolling with plesure
5:56 take a look at Speeds Face 🤣
I love how much speed admires and looks up to ronaldo
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yet he doesn’t even know the name 💀💀💀💀
@@cloakifies9179 CHRISTA RONALDO SUWII
@val8x fym “it’s christan”
@@nolan.. he ain’t get that you were spelling it the way that speed says it😭
16:30 Speed does not care about his dogs death 😂
LMAO I DIDNT NOTICE LOL
Bro was so into sports, he forgot about his dog
@i hate black people the hell is your name
@i hate black people Your name...Means you hate Ishowspeed
The reason his Happiness, Look and Smart goes to 0% is because if you press the "They're clueless" on the choice where you need to press which game you wanted to be released next. Many bitlife fan hate it because the developer doesn't wanna update the game and Candywriter doesn't give a sh*t so to anybody pressing the last option, you'll get this
How to Get Speed New Number…
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@sascha strizer shut up bot
Damn I didn't notice
thats so cruel but epik
@Safwaan bitlife hates their player for their player keeps asking for another update so they added this option, and btw they added the game with Movie Star Update. But its gonna cost you money
I love when speed actually takes stuff seriously instead of just fkin around. It shows how hard he works
2 Cor 4:4, repent. Heil GOD
dont step foot in south sudan lil bro
0:58 “i was convinced” 😂😂 its conceived
His face when he got rejected from the team 💀💀💀
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4:54 man said he got a pet bagel 💀
Lmao
"Ronaldo was never that smart so its all cool." - Speed
*Also fails driver license test at a Sharp-Turn Sign*
edit: y’all get mad cause it was a typo
When I played this I’m to young to have a car but I got all of them right after playing the game several times
bro that was a sharp turn sign not u- turn
This comment:
"Ronaldo was never that smart so its all cool." - Speed
Also fails driver license test at a U-Turn Sign"
*ALSO IS WRONG AF, ITS A SHARP TURN*
a U turn looks like a U
A sharp turn looks like that
@@sammyiscool lol
Bro attacking every girl he sees💀💀
Yea☠️
that she-hulk moment 💀
2:42 speed casually doesnt see a $100 donation
He too rich bruh
100 don’t mean anything to speed that’s like donating a dollar to him 🥶‼️💯
@@berserkermafioso423 then a dollar is like 0.01 cents 🥶
@@shashariz1 dollar is 0.0001 dollars?
@@Zdfzrfdsfj cent*
Can we just say RIP to that kid who donated $100 and speed said nothing 👩🏿🦳
Timestamp?
2:44
100$ is nothing to him now..
18:25 had me crying LMAOOOOOO
3:00 He practiced hard until he WHAT?!?!
0:53 the baby noises are so funny 😭💀
5:55 Is the most sinister grin, Its so funny!
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10:29 he thought it was nitro boost lol🤣
Lol fr
0:34 “ play a game through - super chat . ”
That's what I heard and I was like "?"
speed: no
BRO THIS MOMENT ISNT NORMAL 14:57
16:07 A FUCKING BRUH MOMENT😂🤣
Cussing
bro my guy said "nitro boost for sure" 💀💀💀💀10:28
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15:00 had me dying 🤣
same
TRUE BRO
Same 💀
12:46
He did it
He said the thing
More like 12:47
OMG BRO i just realized-
Huh
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Bros sinister grin as he attacks his ex gf 👏💀
Got my dying💀
4:30. Pure laughter
Ikr
im still watching the stream thats from its still live its crazy how fast you make these videos man props
@SINTREN-----👇🔞 im 13 smh
@Ali Al-Mulla OMG bro REALLY THE LEGENDARY QUANDALE DINGLE
@Ali Al-Mulla are you the 13th? Im the 11tg
@@J4YF1N bro wdym im 13 no 18 bro u probably watch 18 plus videos dont lie
@@blackbanana7156 ? no im no simp and from what your saying is that you do just exposed yourself homie 💀 #BetaMale
One fact about this man is that he never fails to entertain us😂😂. He is so funny . Thank you !
we get it bro 🤓
We get it bro 🤓
@KavinGamez yes
One fact about this man is that he never fails to entertain us😂😂. He is so funny . Thank you ! 😇
0:43 rick astley 💀
Speed:”nooo give me a man”got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:31 bro got skin blisters and said drink a smoothie
13:58 "i wanna focus on my drivilin"
11:15 I thought he was gonna click the last option 💀
Just imagine if speed was around at the start of his career 😆
4:54 bro got a pet bagel 🥯
The reason all his stats went down is because he answered the question with "They're clueless.". I've done it before and it lowers all your stats except health to 0%. This is because the BitLife devs are insecure and hate criticism.
What’s game name
Speed is always a W for me.
@sascha strizer wtf
True
What does this road sign mean? “Nitro boost”🤣🤣🤣🤣 BRO BE PLAYIN TO MANY GAMES
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2:00 "uppercurt"
Cristiano Ronaldo Plays in Brazil. Welcome to IShowSpeedy
He plays in Portugal
@@dennisroederer2848 keep watching the video
3:28 is killing me LOLL
6:00 that face 😮
Hehe sus face
0:16 ahh hell naw he had too much blueberry faygo
Nah 😭
@@FranklinC92 bro saw this after a year
14:55 bros was willin to risk it all💀
I laughed so hard that he realised he got
0% everything apart from Health 🤣🤣
2:24 got me like 😂
6:09 too good to be true
Ronaldo in 15 years is wild yelling at dog that escaped the matrix☠️
bro really spit in his exes throat 😂😂
Speed spits in her throat
Also speed “DONT BREAK UP WITH ME, SUII” 😂
How to Get Speed New Number…
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Speed: Is a huge Ronaldo fan
Also Speed: *misspells his name*
0:48 bro that’s Maguire 💀
When speed failed his driving lesson😂😂😂😂😂
10:31 “nitro boost” 💀
5:55 I CAN'T- WHY DID HE LOOK UP LIKE THAT- BROS WILD😭😭
13:29 As a brazilian, i was choking of how much i laughed 😂😂😂
Yea, I laughed soo Much! but what was he trying to say?
Nothing idk its giberish
@@viggorino For some reason, I actually thought he was speaking Brazilian
@@fortnite_memes1781we speak portuguese here in brazil, not brazilian💀
5:56 bro gave the most devious look 💀
true rizzler
I love how speed acts so smart in this one stream
1:16
just saved this so i can go back to it
new video:
ishowspeed almost cries while playing bitlife
As someone named joe awuu I feel personally attacked
Me I'm name is
2:54 what the f&#k did you just say?
“Christian ronaldo”…LMFAO
bro said "pet bagel"
Wait till speed plays Mdickie Games.😹😹😹😂😂
Yeah like super city, wrestling revolution, school days, hard time..
@@jjjj-jjjj yeah I like to see those it would be super fun to watch him rage getting dragged to principal and court room etc etc
12:45 "i don't wanna go to brazil"
Lmao
18:31 got me dead I was about to piss myself💀😂💀😂💀💀
When he spit at her throat I cracked up
Ronaldo’s the G.O.A.T 🐐 🇵🇹
I like how he’s doing the opposite of what Ronaldo would do
How do you know 😅
@@PerryLai-q3p I didn’t even think about that…lol like actually how do I know I’m not a fan like that lmao
Cristo Ronaldo 🥶😰👍🏽
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14:54 got me cracking up
Yeaaa getting good at Football 3:48
No soccer only Football
15:46 bro has no balls💀
watched this live I was so intrigued
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Frrr I was scrolling through yt until I saw he was live and streaming dis game and just knew I had to watch I wasn’t disappointed 🤣‼️
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Huge respect to speed for calling our beautiful game "football" Even though it was mentioned as soccer in the game🤝❤
5:54 mainiac smile;)
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Bro spat on someones throat and gor mad that it didnt so damage 💀
"Pet bagel bro" - Speed
I died from laughter when He traveled the whole world just to go to the UK haha
Hes so focused on his failing career that everything else failed around him. So after his career officially failed, he has absolutely nothing left, sad.
Wait when did it fail
5:55 that smile
pet bagel” 💀💀💀
Ronaldo began his senior career with Sporting CP, before signing with Manchester United in 2003, at age 18, winning the FA Cup in his first season. He would also go on to win three consecutive Premier League titles, the Champions League and the FIFA Club World Cup; at age 23, he won his first Ballon d'Or.
0:19 man made steph curry
Speed needs to learn about Cristina Ronald 😂
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It's "cristiano ronaldo"
@@thefireblue3477 no its prisstiano penaldog
Better than pionel Pepsi
@@dhruva8089 better than pionel pineapple lmao