For those who might give a fuck, I have a way to remarket and recapitalize on jokes in a way that has not been done before. Imagine being able to connect with your fans in a way no other comic is doing, while creating a new revenue stream for your content that can be directly supported by your fans. Im just a dude with an idea on how to market jokes in a way that brings you more money. How much time is wasted on talking to those Hollywood sleezebums for nothing to pan out. If you think your jokes are worth the money clubs pay you, why not take a chance with me and cut out the middleman. Im asking for 10 mintues, to explain my idea. My motive for this idea is Im trying to create my own think-tank that aims to make technologies to help humanity, and to do that I have to prove the worth behind my ideas. Why should you care? One of my other ideas has the ability to help save lives, and you never know that technology may one day save your life or someone you know.
As an adult, after having poor years of eating pasta with ranch dressing, eating ranch dressing was the consequence of some poorly made financial decisions 😂😂😂😂
Teaching the important life lessons. Protecting her from fcking her life up with such a horrific crime next she's gonna say Dominos is real pizza. Hed have a stroke
Na man I truly believe that. Because one time I ate in a new Chinese restaurant and I didn’t pray for the best and I had explosive diarrhea. Fucking I was dropping Hiroshima farts I was like a bloated horse. Every step was a fart it was horrendous but tremendous!
He honestly should have never made it out of the 80s … he was spared by god to teach us lessons through his stories. I’m not joking … I do really believe that he’s been blessed to help people
@@TrollHunterxXx after reading his book Tremendous I have to agree with ya there. The amount of situations he was in where he should’ve been killed. The more I read his book there more I thought wow this guy has some luck but there’s a higher power at work there
mornin bad muthafuckaz. smokin a numba as always, mannn. got some coffee and some midnight rider on the tunes playlist. the best currency is gratitude after all. glad to see joey and lee lookin well! tremendous as always
I swear every week uncle Joey gives me advice I need to hear I'm the father of 8-year-old twin Boys and this comedy thing is tough.... I know in order to get better I have to sacrifice my time with my kids and it's a struggle to Keep a healthy balance. This show really keeps me going in pursuit of my dreams so I thank you
Joey looked like a DOCTAH sitting in the front row of the fights. Looking better and better each day. Also 1:04:37 Lee is just on the verge of being the first person to OD on weed.
Love the both of you ❤… oh no Lee conveyer belt sushi … you know how Joey feels about that … and Subway … and ranch …. And hummus … and people who bring guitars on to planes 😂
Joey, in all love, you leaked last week that you went to texas and as if that wouldn't be enough to know exactly what you did there, you mentioned that joe rogan took you from the airport… now you know what we want, let's peer pressure your boy joe rogan to release this episode this week! 😁😁😁 Thanks for everything, you're a true lifesaver helping people coping with their problems, if i had to decide between my lame a psychologist and an episode of the check-in, well, the check-in it is! 😌 keep up that good work joey & lee ❤
Joey with the expert weed pro tip- leave the weed in the sun for a couple hours to let it metabolize. Only real pro executive smokers know that technique. Most growers dont dry it quite enough nowadays, and its movin fast so everybody gets it fresh. Growers and sellers prefer that little bit of extra water weight. I've had weed that was okay turn to gold after a couple hours in the sun. And if you put some weed in the sun thats already really good- as Joey says "look out jack." Seriously if you've never cured your weed in the sun, try it next time you pick up. You'll be amazed what a little sunshine can do to your weed.
28:50 That’s where your wrong, Joey. We’re here to be entertained, not listen to comedy tips for Lee’s comedy career. We’re happy for the dude, but come on man, we want to laugh. This happens every week, starts off funny, Joey thinks he’s gotta be interesting for the younger crowd. The needle story was hilarious. Ease up on the comedy tips.
loved hangin with these beautiful goons at the Mothership. Love u unc n lee!
Oh shyt it's Theo shlong
Hahaha the rat king
Have a great day Theo
We just out here lookin for the Lord bruh
For those who might give a fuck, I have a way to remarket and recapitalize on jokes in a way that has not been done before. Imagine being able to connect with your fans in a way no other comic is doing, while creating a new revenue stream for your content that can be directly supported by your fans. Im just a dude with an idea on how to market jokes in a way that brings you more money.
How much time is wasted on talking to those Hollywood sleezebums for nothing to pan out. If you think your jokes are worth the money clubs pay you, why not take a chance with me and cut out the middleman. Im asking for 10 mintues, to explain my idea.
My motive for this idea is Im trying to create my own think-tank that aims to make technologies to help humanity, and to do that I have to prove the worth behind my ideas.
Why should you care? One of my other ideas has the ability to help save lives, and you never know that technology may one day save your life or someone you know.
Joey you got a huge pop from the crowd when they showed you at the ufc ppv!!! It was awesome!!
He got a HUGE pop and then when they showed the next female fighter, that place was SILENT
Imagine being 11 years old and your father explains to you, in all seriousness, that there are consequences if you eat ranch dressing.
I draw no lines at ranch.. but blue cheese is another story.
My father told me when I was a young lad, son if you eat ranch you are a homosexual hillbilly that likes the taste of ass in his mouth
As an adult, after having poor years of eating pasta with ranch dressing, eating ranch dressing was the consequence of some poorly made financial decisions 😂😂😂😂
😂
Teaching the important life lessons. Protecting her from fcking her life up with such a horrific crime
next she's gonna say Dominos is real pizza. Hed have a stroke
“I mean at that point it’s like eating Chinese food. You close your eyes and hope for the best” 😂
Na man I truly believe that. Because one time I ate in a new Chinese restaurant and I didn’t pray for the best and I had explosive diarrhea. Fucking I was dropping Hiroshima farts I was like a bloated horse. Every step was a fart it was horrendous but tremendous!
I will never stop watching these two get together, the GOATs
Joeys hatred of Ranch is hilarious lol
Thanks for the 2am PST upload watchin on the night shift. Bless up Uncle Joey and Lee SWAT
Lee so high he forgot they are recording once again lol
😅I thought that was funny too lol
The crowd lit up when they showed you Saturday at UFC 302. Chazz Palminteri was there too!
Smoking buckets watching this stay stoned from Scotland 🏴
Yass morning blazer shout out fae greenock😂😂
@@bigtoelittlefinger6133 am Greenock tea mate 😂👌🏻
If you can think of it uncle Joey did it in ‘84 or ‘83 🤣
He’s the reason they had to get cameras in stores
He honestly should have never made it out of the 80s … he was spared by god to teach us lessons through his stories. I’m not joking … I do really believe that he’s been blessed to help people
@@TrollHunterxXx after reading his book Tremendous I have to agree with ya there. The amount of situations he was in where he should’ve been killed. The more I read his book there more I thought wow this guy has some luck but there’s a higher power at work there
Lee is so blasted he can't see.
Hell yes was looking for this comment...Greetings from Grave Yard Shift
@@hvac_audaz_firmegreetings ma brother
@@hvac_audaz_firmehope the shift went well homie, another one in the books!
Guys please get a live in before the summers out if you can. Thanks for this drop. Tremendous.
JOEY “CoCo”DIAZ 🇨🇺🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💐💙😤Makes my day every time I hear his voice 👑🇨🇺
We out here getting higher than Lee on the 4th of July
What a title 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
mornin bad muthafuckaz. smokin a numba as always, mannn. got some coffee and some midnight rider on the tunes playlist. the best currency is gratitude after all. glad to see joey and lee lookin well! tremendous as always
I love you, uncle Joey thank you for being there. Thank you for keeping me strong.
Tremendous, I love you both!
Zombo the great??? I’m fucking 💀 💀 🤣
you should watch WE DONT SMOKE THE SAME; its the premire podcast for 90s kids; and they love Joey diaz hes mentioned all the time .
Tremendous work fellers ... smoke a big spliff and enjoy
I swear every week uncle Joey gives me advice I need to hear I'm the father of 8-year-old twin Boys and this comedy thing is tough.... I know in order to get better I have to sacrifice my time with my kids and it's a struggle to Keep a healthy balance. This show really keeps me going in pursuit of my dreams so I thank you
Tip top magooo cocksuckaaa keep going
love you guys man i'm going through a horrible loss that happened yesterday and i really needed this today to get me through it. thank you ❤
🕊️💕hang in there 👍 same for me a week or so ago. You’ll get there!
I'm so sorry to hear this 😔 stay strong! 🤍🤍
@@dreamshots_PIB thank you I appreciate your kind words !
"Japanese sewage!' 🤣🤣🤣
THE RENT IS DUE!!!
I’m jumping up and down !!! It’s sunny out 😅
Joey looked like a DOCTAH sitting in the front row of the fights. Looking better and better each day. Also 1:04:37 Lee is just on the verge of being the first person to OD on weed.
I have a strong feeling that lee already OD'd twice on weed without remembering anything - it was joeys ringtone which brought him back to life 😂😂
"I felt the leg kicks". Wow man
Shout out uncle Joey
Talk to the waiter…see if he has cancer breath lol
The fish still with a piece of the hook in it lol
You kicked my dog wasn't The Jerky Boys, just some random kid
42:00 who shot ya ! 😂
Im obsessed w Joey Diaz & he lives by me,,, so Im trying to figure out where I can go see him do stand up around here
Both Joey and Lee looking healthy and that makes me happy
Lee and Joey make the best podcasts
Love seeing Joey and Lee syatt🤝🔥
Joey always great stories. Lee infectious laugh. Its a tremendous win win
Love you guys💓
Lee's eyes LOL
Always entertaining
This week I discovered the ranch dressing man on RUclips and thought of Joey
Love the both of you ❤… oh no Lee conveyer belt sushi … you know how Joey feels about that … and Subway … and ranch …. And hummus … and people who bring guitars on to planes 😂
Never thought I'd hear Uncle Joey mention anime 😂
you miss heard he said "anna may"
he flipe that monkey in 87
Uncle Joey! Hopefully I see ya when I come back home to NYC at the end of the month after flunking out of college. I need a few laughs my man!
3 gr of shrooms before a ufc fight 😂😂😂😂 like a doctor!
That be fun 😂😂😂
“you ever have a genie in ya pocket?”
37:40 joey’s a genius. This had me laughing …
Joey, in all love, you leaked last week that you went to texas and as if that wouldn't be enough to know exactly what you did there, you mentioned that joe rogan took you from the airport… now you know what we want, let's peer pressure your boy joe rogan to release this episode this week! 😁😁😁
Thanks for everything, you're a true lifesaver helping people coping with their problems, if i had to decide between my lame a psychologist and an episode of the check-in, well, the check-in it is! 😌 keep up that good work joey & lee ❤
48:51 never stop lee🙌
Me alegra que hayas disfrutado tu semana tío . you were gonna pass out 😂🇨🇺
42:26 it blew out my headphones ahhahhaaa🙌 and now i have to baby wipe my booty brought to you by DraftKings 🙌❤️ please never stop these .
😂 I saw that video of joey and theo at ufc
I'm from Rhode Island, I grew up eating clams!
Who's better than you?! Nobody! No better team that Lee and Joey!
nahh tell me he said “cancer breath” brodie stg i spit the shot out my mouth🤣🤣🤣
56:05 Joey calls THE MOTHERSHIP "the starship"
🚀🤣🛸
❤Joey & Lee
It’s a beautiful day!!!
Bammmm !!! Tip top magoo ❤ 😊
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Mr. Diaz, No Disrespect Intended Friend.
Tremendous
Goodnight from Yakima WA smoking some bong rips like a docta for y’all. Saw you on the screen during ufc 302 been waiting for this podcast lol.
Thank you guys for the good laughs
Golden gloves is great!
Joey with the expert weed pro tip- leave the weed in the sun for a couple hours to let it metabolize. Only real pro executive smokers know that technique. Most growers dont dry it quite enough nowadays, and its movin fast so everybody gets it fresh. Growers and sellers prefer that little bit of extra water weight. I've had weed that was okay turn to gold after a couple hours in the sun. And if you put some weed in the sun thats already really good- as Joey says "look out jack." Seriously if you've never cured your weed in the sun, try it next time you pick up. You'll be amazed what a little sunshine can do to your weed.
😂😂🖤
How Joey isn’t in ever comedy movie or a reoccurring role in a show or hasn’t had a movie made about his is beyond me
😂😂😂
Makaloff lol
Zombo the great 😂😂😂
The way Joey said anime had me rollin
Where did he say that lol
Joey living off ranch jokes lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jerky boys is HILARIOUS just a few weeks ago i got 2 hour dose.
I was up at the Phillies game last night and idk what that concert was. But that mf was jumpin!!
My adopted Uncle I love you Joey
Tip top magoooo
1:07:46 ❤
We need action Bronson to join a zoom call or something
Nahh
Lmfao that is exactly what I'm doing running from the rent. Only The Wise Would Know, Right Uncle Joey 😎
I hate Ranch. Thanks Joey. Finaly
Only a month till July 4th
OH SHIT
OHHH SHIIITTT BREAK OHT THE ABX’s!!!!!!!!
🤙🏾
we need acid checkup...enough of the malook weed chats, we wanna see lee with the aliens playing pool.
Joey slipped Trump an ABX 🤣🤣
Watching anie-may 😂 it’s anime
❤❤❤ this is Every Single Week the highlight of my RUclips 😊🫶 love ya Docta Coco , El Savage Lee & all The Church family !! 😊
0:09 eating in minecraft
I'm 61 years old I have never passed out, can't imagine lol
TIP TOP MCGOO
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58:00
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hey Joey can we talk somehow offscript?
😂
@@reekhavoc2932 r u a robot
Lee is deep in the murky waters
HELLO THIS IS KERPAL - YOU KICK MY DOG
Lee is fried bologna
Bologna is a city not a dish 😂😂😂 (as far as i know… living next to italy with an whole italian section in the south of my country 🇨🇭)
Need to enjoy your kids, time flies and it is over quickly.
28:50 That’s where your wrong, Joey. We’re here to be entertained, not listen to comedy tips for Lee’s comedy career. We’re happy for the dude, but come on man, we want to laugh. This happens every week, starts off funny, Joey thinks he’s gotta be interesting for the younger crowd. The needle story was hilarious. Ease up on the comedy tips.
Hey Gypsy..plenty of other podcasts..we are here for Uncle Joey and Lee..Coco is a mentor for Lee's comedy and for this audience
Nah
No more Jew Noises in Palestine!