On one hand, I almost never believe when a successful, attractive and actively wanting relationship female vtuber is single (it is extremely easy for such a woman to be in a relationship; even not famous, just normal women, have it easy with all these dating apps, etc.). On the other hand, I can't think of any good reason Rissa would be lying, as she mentioned her marital status quite a few times, basically from her debut (if she wanted to hide it, it would be enough just not to talk about this topic at all, and nobody would know). So maybe she is not lying about being single. Either way, even though I have always been single my whole life, I just want our talents to be happy (and Rissa clearly said she dreams of her family), so I would be just happy for her if she announced dating/marriage (in this situation, I would want full clarity and morality, so absolutely zero GFE, zero thirst topics, etc. - it would be honest for jailbird, her and her partner).
@@piotr004 I think that sometimes being attractive and well known is the issue. finding people that actually like you compared to people who just want a lay or are obsessed would be much more difficult.
Look if someone has to marry Nerissa to make her more popular. I'll take the sacrifice and start a family with her. I hope my brothers in arms remember my sacrifice
Nerissa: if I get married you'd like me more because of how you like my sisters Chat: yes, married to me me: Do you realize what that means, given the prior context?
"You guys would like better if I was married." Normally Vtubers LOSE "fans" when they reveal they are in a relationship. Jailbirds are built different I guess.
Not gonna lie if a talent like Nerissa did just out right said they were married and people can just deal with it...I'd call that talent a fucking GigaChad.
@@MapleLeaf2501 Entirely depends on the idol. In case of Marine chat would go: "Fricking finally" or "Even christmas cakes can find buyers" or "Sure grandma"
Heck I’d marry Nerrisa if I could, I definitely understand the attraction to her sisters, but man when life, universe, a higher power gives anyone a opportunity to, just take a chance and go for it.
I've always wondered what it would be like to have a corpo VTuber be openly married. I realize married indies exist but the indie scene is a different dynamic.
I know there's a NijiJP who has a wife and kid, but then again he's a guy so I imagine the reaction would be wildly different compared to if it were a girl VTuber. Plus I think there's a huge difference between starting the career already married vs getting married midway, not to mention the difference in reception based on which corpo they're in.
The only downside is that it'll be public, to an extent and if there's any heartbreak(hopefully not) whatever amount of parasocialism we have will hit us like a brick with the same aftershock.
yeah my pinky is like, exact 6cm, and each of the three sections is exact 2cm what's more is my middle one is exact 12cm aswell so i can basically tell how long things are if it's under 20cm
My math teacher lied to all of us and said the space from the knuckles was one inch and I've defaulted to that as my way of measure ever since. Also forgot The Rizza is not JP because then I'd ask for a Green Card Marriage just to fan the flames.
I remember as a kid not realizing that "a foot" and *my* foot were not the same.. but honestly that isn't on me it's on whoever named the measurement lol
@@BaconNukeBecause at some point it was someone's foot, just like the measurement of a hand, which is another real measurement. Indeed, in the past you'd get people selling things by a foot or a hand or an arm and you'd send a family member with the longest of that body part to the merchant to buy it so you could get the most for your money. I don't have a source, this is just what I've heard through the years, though, look into it further if you want more sources or detail, I'm just sharing what's off my head.
Going with the ol get with someone else just to make 'em jealous tactic, huh Rissa? I mean she's already married to at least Ollie so I don't think she's right unless she means actual IRL married.
An NTR (Nerissa The Raven) moment. Sick fact about some human beings is they could naturally be more attracted to the one who is married than one that is single. If I were to marry Nerissa of course I try to get on her family's good side. To be sure that I am the right man to marry her.
Not really imo, I don’t think realistically that many fans genuinely think they oshis lettin them tap It would be nice to see a streamer I’ve been watching get married whether they an anime avatar or not
biggest benefit in being married to Nerissa is that you get to meet her sisters and mother
"The only thing more beautiful than her eyes is her sister"
Trojan Horse: Marriage edition. 🤣🤣
And her brother and father
potentially other holo members too, during off-collabs and big events like concerts, etc.
Wrong. The biggest benefit to marrying Nerissa is being able to measure stuff at any time using her fingers.
"Great news guys, I finally got married to someone, and-"
"Are they single?"
It's funny because it's true.
It's a tradition at this point. Lol
Oh yeah, I'm a fan of NTR, alright.
Nerissa The Raven, that is.
HOLY Yagoo planned this the whole time…..
That's so good, I hope that's trending one day. NTR, Nerissa, the Raven...
First, Man I Love Fauna (MILF)
Then, Biboo Drinks Strawberry Milk (BDSM)
Next, Nerissa, The Raven (NTR)
Somebody make a HoloTag subunit!
@@Kay_Sea251 Cursed oshi marks for text based formats without emotes
Nerissa Teresa Ravencroft
Random chatter: I volunteer!
Nerissa: Okay, okay~
Random chatter: I didn't expect I would get this far, help
Nah, it's all you bro. You did that shit to yourself
Let he be a lesson to ya all
May you carry the bloodline o7
Nerissa: "I think you guys will like me better if I get married"
Brilliant tactics from Rissa as always
On one hand, I almost never believe when a successful, attractive and actively wanting relationship female vtuber is single (it is extremely easy for such a woman to be in a relationship; even not famous, just normal women, have it easy with all these dating apps, etc.). On the other hand, I can't think of any good reason Rissa would be lying, as she mentioned her marital status quite a few times, basically from her debut (if she wanted to hide it, it would be enough just not to talk about this topic at all, and nobody would know). So maybe she is not lying about being single. Either way, even though I have always been single my whole life, I just want our talents to be happy (and Rissa clearly said she dreams of her family), so I would be just happy for her if she announced dating/marriage (in this situation, I would want full clarity and morality, so absolutely zero GFE, zero thirst topics, etc. - it would be honest for jailbird, her and her partner).
@@piotr004 I think that sometimes being attractive and well known is the issue. finding people that actually like you compared to people who just want a lay or are obsessed would be much more difficult.
Chat: Don't worry, you're not my type.
Nerissa: Smart?
Chat: Single.
Rissa: "You secretly want me to get married"
Me: "Secretly?"
Nerissa: I'm single and willing
Chat: nah
Malpha and aradia:(exist)
Chat: WOOOOOOO MOMMY
👏👏👏👏
Its because they are actually mommies
@@patheticseal aradia doesn't have kids. Her husband does call her mommy though
It's fine that chat doesn't want her, I'll take her
@@ivanbluecool😂 that is true...
Look if someone has to marry Nerissa to make her more popular. I'll take the sacrifice and start a family with her. I hope my brothers in arms remember my sacrifice
No you are not
**Kicks you off the stage**
O7
It should have been me! Not him. Its not fair!
I shall take that burden from your shoulders. *Kick
OH HELL NO BOY SHE MINE! I ALREADY HAVE LIKE 3 FAN FICS DONE “ PRIVATE “ SHE MINE!
Jailbirds not down bad as fuck Challenge (Impossible)
She is not letting jailbirds hit 😭😭
(I’m here for the midwestern represent)
and her sisters
Rissa seems like she's DTF anything with a pulse so
Chat reflects the streamer
@1stCallipostle I feel like some of chat is being serious though which is weird asf 😭😭😭
Nerissa: if I get married you'd like me more because of how you like my sisters
Chat: yes, married to me
me: Do you realize what that means, given the prior context?
Chat will simp chat, creating an eternal loop, donating money for themselves, and the Universe will go *BOOOOM*
"You guys would like better if I was married."
Normally Vtubers LOSE "fans" when they reveal they are in a relationship.
Jailbirds are built different I guess.
We having healthy boundaries and respecting the streamer's personal life with this one 🔥🔥🔥
@@Speed001 I mean if she were to get married we would go after her husband/wife then
Just another person to simp for
This would be a funny way to prepare her viewers for a marriage announcement.
Not gonna lie if a talent like Nerissa did just out right said they were married and people can just deal with it...I'd call that talent a fucking GigaChad.
@@MapleLeaf2501 Entirely depends on the idol. In case of Marine chat would go: "Fricking finally" or "Even christmas cakes can find buyers" or "Sure grandma"
@@forstuffjust7735 "Good luck to your husband."
*Lmao NTRR* i love nerissa shes so adorable.
NTRR? Netorare? I'm confused on what NTRR is...
@@autobotCRSHR its ntr with one r its basically like cheating n like example your girlfriend gets smashed by another dude. Worst genre ever
@@saber_xyt the profile speaks for itself LMAO
But somehow the art is always peak.
Chat is secretly all east Asian moms.
0:07 she's probably talking about width.
I was thinking length for a minute.
Yea, I just couldn't imagine how the hell even a single finger, let alone 2 combined, can have a length of only 2.5 cm!
She has bacteria size hands
Heck I’d marry Nerrisa if I could, I definitely understand the attraction to her sisters, but man when life, universe, a higher power gives anyone a opportunity to, just take a chance and go for it.
When a woman is single, you have to outclass all other men for her affection. But when a woman is married, you’ve only one man to defeat.
Living vicariously through your oshi's relationship > GFE
change my mind
Ah Nerissa, my 6th or 7th favorite Ravencroft, I don't remember which
Nerissa: "I can measure how long things are with my fingers"
Artists: "WRITE THAT DOWN !"
I've always wondered what it would be like to have a corpo VTuber be openly married. I realize married indies exist but the indie scene is a different dynamic.
That's Inuyama Tamaki in a nutshell, even if NoriPro ain't exactly what people think off when they imagine a "corpo" agency.
As long as she's not offering GFE as her main thing, it should be fine.
I know there's a NijiJP who has a wife and kid, but then again he's a guy so I imagine the reaction would be wildly different compared to if it were a girl VTuber. Plus I think there's a huge difference between starting the career already married vs getting married midway, not to mention the difference in reception based on which corpo they're in.
Huh? When did she-
Doesn't matter...
MY MIND CAN'T STOP THINKING OF CUTE HANDS HOLDING MINE OMG I LUV U NERISSA KAMI OSHI FOREVER TT
I knew Nerissa was wild, but proposing handholding on YT? How did she duck the ban hammer?
I like how one person instantly said "No i want your mom" lmao
Thats why we love Nerissa so much, shes married to Kiara and Ollie, so twice the love
Nene feels a disturbance in the force
"You all want me to get married" yeah to me.
0:25 ….
Woof.
Whats crazy is that we cant deny it
* Sympathetically looks at Ollie and Shiori and plays harmonica *
The only downside is that it'll be public, to an extent and if there's any heartbreak(hopefully not) whatever amount of parasocialism we have will hit us like a brick with the same aftershock.
Nerissa: little feminine hands
Kronii: little boy hands
Good for her, proud of her too!
Oh no, she would know how long it REALLY is, lol
The secret is that we want what we know we cannot have 🤣
yeah my pinky is like, exact 6cm, and each of the three sections is exact 2cm
what's more is my middle one is exact 12cm aswell
so i can basically tell how long things are if it's under 20cm
Damn she knows
chat: jokes bout nerissa needs to get married
nerissa: so what if I got married
chat: wait no shit abort!
She is becoming too powerful
Hand holding lewd 😳
Actually chat is just trying to make Nerissa get married to a good guy and have kids as a favour to her mum, but don't leak that info.
Kurtis McLean "i prefer your mom"
So based.
What a statement, I feel like a JP member saying that out of the blue could invite hella toxicity
That's unfortunate, screw those types of fans
This was a funny bit!
Oh no... she knows..
All the comments saying they will marry narissa not knowing they will have to prove themselves in battle by fighting papparissa
That is very true actually, I'd like her much more if she were to get married... (To me, that is)
"I prefer your mom."
Just wanted to highlight Kurtis McLean's comment.
To those who wanted to marry Princess Nerissa, have you all ever looked at yourselves in the mirror and ask "Am I worthy of her?" or not?
I volunteer as tribute! No need to sacrifice yourselves boys.
Nerrissa I accept.
Today I found out that only the avatar is endowed
Jailebirds are strange... And i like cute little hands...
Based dude that said I prefer the Mum
Game recognises game 🤝🏽😏
I wonder how her brain works
In before her spouse becomes our oshi.
that... can't be right.
pointer and middle are an inch?
lol a feet probably
Width of the two fingers side by side. Which would mean she does have tiny hands, mine are small and it's more like 1½ inches
@@Candlemancer oh... width.
What a dork
Right now I see a married woman is more attractive than a single woman so maybe she is right
Gomi. You might wanna update the outro to include the Advent girls.
My math teacher lied to all of us and said the space from the knuckles was one inch and I've defaulted to that as my way of measure ever since.
Also forgot The Rizza is not JP because then I'd ask for a Green Card Marriage just to fan the flames.
I remember as a kid not realizing that "a foot" and *my* foot were not the same.. but honestly that isn't on me it's on whoever named the measurement lol
@@BaconNukeBecause at some point it was someone's foot, just like the measurement of a hand, which is another real measurement. Indeed, in the past you'd get people selling things by a foot or a hand or an arm and you'd send a family member with the longest of that body part to the merchant to buy it so you could get the most for your money. I don't have a source, this is just what I've heard through the years, though, look into it further if you want more sources or detail, I'm just sharing what's off my head.
It was all a power play, but by whom?
I'm into Netori, where the MC steals away girls from boyfriends, fiancees or husbands. So yes.
Jokes on her, we just want her to get married and live a happy life
Also, we want her to marry to us, but I suppose that’s optional
Mine are actually exactly 2"
Wait 2.5 cm equals an inch so that mean I have... Man I suddenly feel so much better for no particular reason
yeah, married to me 😎
these guys want more than that, they want you to "GET PREGNANT" x50
Plap Plap stream, when? Collab with ProjektMelody?
Just marry chat like Nene.
She misunderstands, we'd prefer her husband if she got married.
Jailbirds #1 hentai tag: NTR
I’m on Nerissa’s clip! :D
It would actually be really cool to hear about Nerissa's love life. Totally not parasocial btw.
We like aradia and malpha because theyre hotter than nerissa. The married part is just a bonus.😂😂😂
If Nerrissa got a husband wed all just simp for him harder than her lol, she can't win
She can tell when something is 12 feet long by measuring it with her hand, one inch at a time? That sounds Gross.
If she gets married chat will predate on her husband anyway. There's no winning this Nerissa.
I dont want her to get married, i want her to get married to me.
(So i can met her family, win win situation)
But she got standards bro. And u are not close to it
Wtf my index finger and middle finger are like each an inch wide, and I'm a pretty small guy.
So, Ollie doesn't count?
Our wife ⚒️
Going with the ol get with someone else just to make 'em jealous tactic, huh Rissa?
I mean she's already married to at least Ollie so I don't think she's right unless she means actual IRL married.
Did she just say she has 12 fingers?
A wise man once said "I'm not into married women!!! I'm into N.T.R.!!!"
Didn’t she already try this with Kiara and Ollie?
Jailbirds act like a bunch of traitors now, but heaven forbid she collabs with a Holostar member, and we'll see who gets the last laugh.
I can already see this being sent to Nagzz
I don’t like NTR but into married women - gintama. 😂
Netorissa Ravencroft amirite
no. 2.5cm is not an inch. it's 2.54cm
No don't. But yes this is true...
✋🏻I volunteer as tribute
Insert clip: EWWWW, WTF!!!!!
Bruh she promoting NTR 😂
The only NTR i support is *Nearl The Radiant*
@GomiSimpington yo you need to see this, a bot or scammer caught in 4K doing some action lmao
She's already married to Reine and Ollie, I don't think it helps. 💍
NTR FETISH!? 😂
fan spamming ntr 💀
An NTR (Nerissa The Raven) moment. Sick fact about some human beings is they could naturally be more attracted to the one who is married than one that is single.
If I were to marry Nerissa of course I try to get on her family's good side. To be sure that I am the right man to marry her.
I think Nerissa is probably the only Holomember that crazy fans would find it okay if she actually got married irl.
Not really imo, I don’t think realistically that many fans genuinely think they oshis lettin them tap
It would be nice to see a streamer I’ve been watching get married whether they an anime avatar or not