15:50 Aph: Officer Candy, let me give u a pat on the head...and a neck snap Me: lol rip chris 😂😆 (but seriously that noise on the neck snap is hilarious 😆😂) P.S. great job on the vid!!!
2:25 Andy: The only thing inside is me, and I’m a treasure to my wife, Belinda Jess: Belinda-I remember Belinda. She was my girlfriend Andy: WHAT?! Jess: XD Andy: YOU LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE!
Aphmau is my comfort account why? Because she makes my day! I've been crying all night because of the stress of school and I really miss my old teacher and my old classmates and watching Jess's videos just make me happy and I don't know where I'd be without Jess so thank you sm Jess I've been watching your videos since you were at 9 mil 💜
@@brainytorch424 OMG! People! Can you stop saying "Your being a copy cat" when someone uses a RUclipsr Profile picture as their own. They are not claiming they are said RUclipsr so there is no problem! Geez
god is no pencil, god is a drawer, or call him a creator or so, it suits more, and god cannot be made fun of, I know it's just a speech, but I don't think that I should continue talking right now ;-;
Andy):"YOU LEAVE MAH WIFE ALONE!" Viewers:*Laughter*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: IIIII WannA SWiNg FroM tHe ChanDerILEEEER! FroM tHe ChanDerILEEEER!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pls tell me what the right spelling was but Idc😂
@@expectingsomthinganame1132 thank you for that hate. I know that's not how you spell it. It auto corrected me from when i was new to aphmau and from when i tell new people how to pronounce it properly. Again thank you
Aphmau this is my favourite video on your channel ever since I saw it I love the comedy please do more stuff like this and know your old fans never stopped supporting you 😊❤
Aphmau: I need to break In my children are in there! Me: okay... first, your wearing a criminal outfit, second, someone kidnapped your kids so your gonna rob them?!? *wow.*
@@xxhxrry_potterxx6973 no Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
When you were on the chandelier I was like "I'm ganna swing from the chandelier" 😹😹 Remember a Year ago when Corona Wasn't real? yeah those were the good ol' days 🤗
![No More Lives For Jason! - [HUMAN FALL FLAT - DEATH RUN]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oW50vjzLTH8/mqdefault.jpg)
Aph: "Im dating his mustache, it leaves his mouth every night"
Garroth: WHAT?!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love it
POV the moustache after hearing that:🛫🛬🚲🛸
Later..
Aph: I have a tragic backstory too but it’s still goin on ur just old and crigelly!
Mac: *screaming*
Aph:AAHHHHHHHH
I luv that part 11:34
"Belinda. I remember Belinda. She was my girlfriend." "WHAT" ( 2:20)
“YOU LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE” that got be rollin 😂
*WAAAAAOOOUUU
Weee3eeeee
@@PulikiDaDogikr
😂😂😂 all these comments are hilarious
9:52 🎶 Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day, you gave it awayyyyy🎶
Funny😂
@@merlindajumao-as2301not you just casually replying to a comment made 5 years ago
Who's watching this in 2024? 🏳🌈
Me
Me too
Me
𝓜𝓮
Mee
Jess: **Jumps across chandeliers**
Me: *_YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COOOMMMMMIIIINNNNGGGGG!_*
Damn that persona5 reference! I love it! 👌
I KNEW THERE WAS ONE OF THESE COMMENTS HERE AND I FINALLY FIND ONE
CyberBunny Studios failboat approves (maybe)
Time stamp?
Who is talking?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😮
At 8:34 aphmau said to the police "get away from me robber" when she was the robber
5:37 nice beat boxing Jess🎶
5:57 😂I WANNA SWIIIIIIIIIIG ON THE CHANDELIERRRRRRRRRRRR
9:40 did she just say-
A pat on the head *and* a neck snap , man that's the good stuff right there
mhm, so true uwu
15:28
Aphmau: *flips around on mushroom*
Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ein: the house is locked there I'd no way for her to get in
Aph just casually walks in
at 15:51 it sounded like a cat meowing 🤣😂😂😂
*_aphmau is like the best youtuber ever she’s my favorite_*
*like if u agree*
Begger
Ya😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰😘🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😏😏😏😏😏😏🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😁😁😁😁😶🤗🤗😺😺🤝
Coryxkenshin
Of course 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
_yes_
15:50
Aph: Officer Candy, let me give u a pat on the head...and a neck snap
Me: lol rip chris 😂😆
(but seriously that noise on the neck snap is hilarious 😆😂) P.S. great job on the vid!!!
Fun fact, this was the very first video I saw of Aphmau when I became a fan. Still loving it
Me too
Samee
Aphmau your so funny and I love you
And me too
A
“Spider cop!”
Flash backs to infinity war and endgame
*cries in i don’t feel so good*
*thanos snaps*
@@zoesmith9167 no NO
"Spider cop!"
You play gacha life too!?
ALL OF THE SUPER HEROS DIED EVEN SPIDER-MAN IT WAS SAD BUR I DIDNT CRY...
15:55
*aphmau cracks Eins neck*
*theme song comes on* I love you
It sure does look like it 🤣😆
Poor eins
Rodney McLain omg 😂
I love your videos and I'm your fan 😍💙❤️
My name is Angie but that's not my real name! ♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓⛎♀️♂️
@@Macy_Quanikfj*. Jk)k”nkkjjl no,kpioikpknkkm
Garroth: Ima arrest u for being illegal!
Me: Your face is illegal .-.
Oof101 Yeet burn
BURRRRRRRRRNNNNN
Yahyeet BURRRRRRRRN
ohhhh burnnnnnn
get recked
BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
2:25
Andy: The only thing inside is me, and I’m a treasure to my wife, Belinda
Jess: Belinda-I remember Belinda. She was my girlfriend
Andy: WHAT?!
Jess: XD
Andy: YOU LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE!
𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜!!!! 𝑌𝑎𝑦 𝑖 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑙
The FONTS
_it's SQUARES_
So you love watching porn a
I'm addicted to the my inner demons I got to where she gets horns and got tooken into the castle
Brixar Animation wtf
stealing hearts? Persona?!
I'm thinking about it from the start!!!
Me too! :3
Ein slipped on a banana pell and fall off the map around 7:06
“It leaves his mouth every night” “WHAT?!-“ (Ooc: 👁👁 SHE’S A RUNNER SHE’S A TRACKSTAR-💀💀
And she’s gonna rain till gets dark 😮😮
@@melissaposavec3802 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😊cvbgf
[
❤I love it 😊😊😊😊😊❤]
@ThePiggyBuilder???
Huh
*Warning S6 joke incoming*
Me: *sees thumbnail*
Me: Oh, she dodged the laser this time
(This is joke!!)
MagicGamer04 BEST JOKE IN LE BOOK OF SEASON 6 😂😂
That's just.... Wow.... But really good joke XP
This gives me bad memories ;-;
Damn.
It is evil and I love you for it
Video: 11 minutes ago
Comments: *16 hours ago*
DID I BUY THE WRONG PHONE????!!!
No its RUclips
I just read the description of the video and..........it’s bootiful XD
ITS A WEED!!! IM CALLING DE POLICE
YOU LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE💀💀💀💀💀💀
bro you not aphmau wife dumb lorlyelitke
bruh
dumbbbbbbbb loralyelitke
bruhh
😂
3:38 *iMmmmMmmMmm! GonNA swInGgggGggGggGg, FrOm tHe cHaNDeLiErRRr!*
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
???
*sHhANdElLeR*
Aphmau; It leaves his mouth every night
Officer thighs for days; WHAT?!!??
XD
Lol
That's the funniest bit I love that part :))) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹
Omg aphmau I love u so much I always watch ur vids when I'm sad or bored
I also subscribed
2:32 and her name is *belinda*
Me: :0 omg that’s my name in real life OMGGGG
Then youre aphmau girlfriemd then? Lol XD
Love u potAO quEeN 💜❤️👑🥔
Btw i love your new series -w-
I love the new series too!!!!
Nu bee queen
4:12
*ERRRBUDY CULM DURN, CULM DURN, CULM DURN!
me: (laughing my bones off)
Who else is in 2023 and watching this and misses the old aphmau.
"You're gonna be my new wifee"
"You're leaving your mustache for the bird?"
I spit out my water 😂😂😂
XD
No not the beard 😛
Jason PROTEC
Jason ATTAC
But must importantly,
HE BUY BIG MAC OR ELSE JESS CRACK
but he never ate at MC Donald tho
I’ll change up the phrase a bit.
At 4:58
Aphmau:It leaves his mouth every night
Me:LMAO
Aphmau is my comfort account why? Because she makes my day! I've been crying all night because of the stress of school and I really miss my old teacher and my old classmates and watching Jess's videos just make me happy and I don't know where I'd be without Jess so thank you sm Jess I've been watching your videos since you were at 9 mil 💜
Wait......you sayed...."Nyeh Heh Heh!"
Are you papirus in descize??
Star_xoxx grammmer :/
@@pumpkinpixie9677 sorry, I'm not good at spelling "---
Oof
2:27
Garroth: I have a treasure to my wife, Belinda.
Aphmau: I remember Belinda she was my girlfriend.
Garroth: WHAT!? YOU LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE.
😂😂😂😂
🥳🥳🥳🥳🤪🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
That got me dead🤣🤣🤣🤣
I dislike this
I die of laughter cause of this 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂
Aphmau: let me give you a pat on the head... and a neck snap
Me: *dies*
same
Lmao
Your using aphmau picture anna
Copycat tryna cop aphs manner
@@brainytorch424 OMG! People! Can you stop saying "Your being a copy cat" when someone uses a RUclipsr Profile picture as their own. They are not claiming they are said RUclipsr so there is no problem! Geez
Who’s watching this in 2024?
Me
Me
Me because I have no life
Mee
Me
Aphmau: let me give you a pat on the head..
Me: Oki-
Aphmau: and a necksnap
Me: someone call the ambulance and thank Aphmau for killin meh XD
I’ll be there to take your soul
Gamerboy18635 yey
Jess: your wife was my girlfriend.
Andy: you leave my wife alone.
😂😂
Lol
I have never laughed so much
Ummm this not kid friendly
No Andy said what! LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE!
Lol
3.41 she’s on the chandelier! *in my head : IIIII WANNA SWIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIERRRR!
bbueno2009 thx
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Crystal i thought the exact same thing lol
MIDORYA X TODOROKI
"SHES ON THE cha- the chandurlur!!"
Got me dead 😭
Garroths mustache should be a video on its own it’s so fabulous
Grandy* heheheh
Oh yasss how could I forget grandy
Grandy
😂😂😂😂😂😆😆🤣
🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😂😆😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
0:58 "Dont worry the house is locked theres no way the robber can get in-"
Moeka: **Gasps**
"She got in!!"
That's not moeka
Yea that’s macnchesep1z
Doreen Carver that not moeka...it’s Mac...
That’s Mac
Dude
God is a pencil
Aph is a highlighter
god drew the world
Aph made it brighter
Edit: thanks for 86 likes! (sadly thats the most likes ive ever gotten)
Are u religious
god is no pencil, god is a drawer, or call him a creator or so, it suits more, and god cannot be made fun of, I know it's just a speech, but I don't think
that I should continue talking right now ;-;
😢😢😢😢😢 so good 👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
i love your copy and paste skills
No no, god is a pencil
Andys mustache is a highlighter
God drew the world
*andys mustache made it brighter*
It’s been a while since I’ve watched this video and I’m proud and happy that I saw this video again…. Thank you aphmau😊
Andy):"YOU LEAVE MAH WIFE ALONE!"
Viewers:*Laughter*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: IIIII WannA SWiNg FroM tHe ChanDerILEEEER!
FroM tHe ChanDerILEEEER!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
pls tell me what the right spelling was but Idc😂
PHOENIX PLAYZ I'm just going to pack coca in English
-and a neck snap >:3
JESUS CRIST JESS
Lol I love that part >w
Andy's fav line in this video.........
OfFiCeRs! oFfIcErS!
0:17 I haven't even watched the video yet and as soon as he said his name was "Officer thighs for days" I dropped on the floor laughing 😂🤣😂🤣
officer Candy, officer thickness.
*Officer Candy, Officer Thickthighs and Officer Thighsfordays*
Oml yes-
Ahem ( you will understand eddsworld viewers )
Its ' omt * oh my tord * '
IH
gj on 100 likes
-I remember Belinda..-
-She was my girlfriend..-
lE gASP
Cop is shook
You mean shooky hehe
7fjfjfmdfnskn (×? $($? $$(*$(/*=$6;^€$:_
The accents tho.. 😂
YOU UNDER A-REST!
Wha?! Nuuuu
LEAF MAH WIFE ALONE
YOU’LL NEVAH CATCH MEH!
YESH WEH WELL
MUWAHAHAHA
I really need help 😂
12/3
I would love a-rest.
Give it a-rest, take a donut break
Pffff hahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahaha
12/5
aphmau old video watchers, raise your hands
Am I the only one who loves the role-play of this?🤔
@ no
Nope I love it
I love it to
Nope
No.I do love this role-play
two views and 100 likes wow I thought the day would never come
HaloLoloCoco H ikr
Hi
Yes one person had 50 accounts while the other had 50 they liked it then deleted from there history
hi aph i like fun vd.
Wow just wow T^T
Hey I just wanna say thank you for making videos every day you make me and my brother and sister happy when we’re sad
Your sad everyday?? Sameeee
Enlightened Heart yea I’m sad every day
Literally anyone on a old video: W-W-Who’s W-Watching this I-In 2024 🥺🥺
Me, and why are you like, I-i-i-i ha-ha-ha-hate y-y-y-y-you👉🥺👈
@@ssvosono5048 im not?
@@ssvosono5048totally a mord
I love this vid since then it came out and I sill do 🫶
Me 😊
5:26 iM GoNnA SwInG FrOm Da ShAnDler
Wait...
Lieutena Matias from frozen 2
WHAT 13:17
Oops 13:15
Andy: she’s dressed like a robber get her!
Everyone who wears striped clothes:
Me: uhhh Gachalogic
Everyone: Ohhhhhh 😯 😲 😮
@Bóinn Johnstone
Me: *IT’S APHMAU LOGIC*
:3
I like Gacha. I'm actually working on a series right now!
WillowdaWolf Ok?
Bóinn Johnstone GACHA!?i have Gacha life and that’s hooman fall flat and it’s HOOMAN not HUMAN!!!!,!,
So zane is Robber?! Ahhaha
Who’s watching in 2024🎉
ME
Me too! 😊
Melee I am seven years old
Me too❤❤
Me😂
"oh no! she knows how the law works!"
XD
I remember this.. The 1st video that I watched from Aphmau!
Is...
Me to
my also
Same
Aphmou : look up here
Me : Im GonA sWiNg fRom dAaa sHaNdEleir
Lol lol lol
That’s not how you spell Aphmau
@@expectingsomthinganame1132 thank you for that hate. I know that's not how you spell it. It auto corrected me from when i was new to aphmau and from when i tell new people how to pronounce it properly. Again thank you
Ffwe is rI like the game and it
Title: Master Cat Thief In Action!
Me: Nah its more Master Smol Potato Thief In Action!
True, true, true… WAIT WAT, WHOs A POTATO THEIF??? (it might be a potato)
No it’s Aph
Aph: let me give you a head part
"Officer candy": oh-
Aph: and a neck snap * slowly drags his body to the edge *😂
11:21
When garroth try to make it sad
"I can't have kids anymore dude *maybe dude* (???) ehheh
Tooooooo good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aphmau this is my favourite video on your channel ever since I saw it I love the comedy please do more stuff like this and know your old fans never stopped supporting you 😊❤
GIRL SAME
aphmau: let me give you a mandatory head pat... and a neck snap.
by irene, that went from 0 to 100 real quick
William The Huntsman you can get it to you by tomorrow and pick them right you think meto
Nagio Dwi Putra
J
Aphmau: I need to break In my children are in there!
Me: okay... first, your wearing a criminal outfit, second, someone kidnapped your kids so your gonna rob them?!? *wow.*
no one:
Aphmau: "Imma give you a pat on da head! and then a neck snap" *drags body away*
Lena Callaerts that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
@@xxhxrry_potterxx6973 no Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oooooooooooooo9oooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
We need more it’s so funny 😂😂😂
“Anything you say or do will be taken and written down in really fancy font”
I mean,
*He’s not wrong*
Lol
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@@coreyyanofsky tejdichd
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@@chelseaemoji1130 vdhsbdhdbdbuebdhsbdjsndb
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@@chelseaemoji1130 gdhg chanbrgjruk rd 5os6os yum.dyid tntnkc junmcul
eue ? X . R 5th ? Ygm f um e ygm ex .
.
When you were on the chandelier I was like
"I'm ganna swing from the chandelier"
😹😹
Remember a Year ago when Corona Wasn't real? yeah those were the good ol' days 🤗
Lol
Lol
The accents they used were just hilarious and I laughed hard when Aphmau was goin all about her baby's
I love this!
Just me or her old videos more funny than her new ones XD
turbduey
Ohh my god🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂😂
O my god yes
PEEP POOP AND POP!! :< THAT WAS LOVELY
It’s actually beep boop and bop-
Zane+Kc=❤ Aphmau+Aiiron =❤❤
-Andy-
*Officer Thighs for Days*
She's got the tragic backstory 13:00
This was the first of her vids I watched. I really want more Cat robber.
Yup 😂😂😂😂😂😂😳💜🥺😭❤️
"And written down in very fancy fonts" 😂 2:40
I love you yay I’m happy I’m one of the first
omg im new and her voice in 0:03 actually sounds like its_funnehcake
103Filipino_ Crew103 ????
7:45 if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:00
It’s been 3 years and it’s still funny lol 😂
Lol you posted this 2 months ago 🤣🤣
Chris:the criminal has a banana redemption arc
me: *laughing my head out*
Jason: then how did you cheat on on his mustache?
Jess: it leaves his mouth every night.
Andy: WHAT!!!
😂😂😂😂
I’m sorry for any spelling mistakes
Lol
Well- It Chris...Not Jason..So- Ok.
It’s Ein, not Jason
“I remember my wife Belinda”
Me:did I hear that right.???
Me:replays*
Me:OH MY GOOODDDDDD........THATS MY NAME!!!!!!!
Is he your husband? OoO
Oop
THE WAY SHE FELL 6:06 💀
Aph: Nghhhh I'm too tired leave me aloneee.
“MY ALL OF MY CHILLS ARE IN THERE “
best line ever.
She has no chill then
😂
It's children
hi
DONT LIE U GOT NUN
@@jenniferhudson4112 shut up
Luv it aphmau love it the style and the attitude 😂
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😳🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤔🤩🤩🤩🤩🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💘💘💘💘💘🤕🤕🤕🤕😤😤😤😤😤🍥🍧🥠😛🍤🍤🍱😘😠😠😠😠😘😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😔😊💘
"It leaves his mouth every night~" 4:56-5:01 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
Me too!!
She is talking about her chimkin nuggets :3
TheMessofJay _Storytelling sammmmmeeeeeee
ANMIE
Me too boiii it's so funny