55:01 For clarification, we do that to protect ourselves from flying debris. One of the biggest dangers in a tornado isn't really the tornado itself, it's more the flying debris
@Dartoplayz don’t act weird, sometimes you have to pay attention to what happened to chains and know not to do the same mistake, don’t be that one kid everyone hates in every class.
🤓☝️ actually a teacher is legally obliged to teach you so to not teach you would be illegal which is why there is a 4.76% chance of a teacher not teaching anything
You forgot that one short sassy blonde who always hitchu wit da “i miss my man 😔” stg they got 5 men in them and then flex the std like its a GX pokemon card in elementary school 🫤
@@KUNQL.THATGUYthey were meaning those girls would flex their std as IF it was a pokemon card in elementary school meaning as they would show off their std the same way kids would a pokemon card
The girls locker room may smell ok from the outside but inside it is nothing short of mustard gas. It is so thick with dollar store perfume that you can almost swim into the air it is not pleasant.
I hated my pacer test! I always was just dying on the floor coughing, I've actually fractured my entire leg during a practice one💀 i did get to sit on the bleachers with my crutches and cat call my friends
with the highschool bathroom bit in my high school there was stalls and sinks and it was very open and it wasn't closed in what so ever so I didn't get to experience this
Recipe for mozzarella sticks: Makes 24 Prep time: 15 minutes Total time: 1 ½ hours Ingredients 12 (1 ounce|30 gram) mozzarella cheese sticks, halved crosswise 3/4 cup|100 grams all-purpose flour 6 large eggs, lightly beaten 4 cups|400 grams panko bread crumbs, finely crushed 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 tablespoon unsalted butter 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped 1 medium yellow onion, finely chopped 1 tablespoon tomato paste 1 (28-ounce|800 gram) can whole peeled tomatoes, crushed by hand 1 tablespoon granulated sugar 1 teaspoon chili flakes kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper canola oil, for frying Directions 1. Place the flour, eggs, and bread crumbs in separate shallow dishes. Working with 1 piece of mozzarella at a time, dredge in flour, dip in eggs, and coat in breadcrumbs; repeat this process one more time, except don’t dredge them in the flour this go around. Lay on a parchment paper-lined baking sheet and refrigerate for 1 hour. 2. Heat olive oil and butter in a 4-quart saucepan over medium-high; add garlic and onion and cook until soft, about 6 minutes. Add tomato paste and cook 2 minutes more, then add tomatoes, sugar, chili flakes, salt, and pepper; cook until thick, 15-18 minutes. Keep marinara sauce warm. 3. Heat the oven to 250°F. Heat 2-inches canola oil in a 6-quart saucepan until a deep-fry thermometer reads 365°F. Working in batches, fry the mozzarella until golden and crisp, about 1 ½ minutes. Transfer the mozzarella sticks to paper towels to drain and place in the oven to keep warm while frying the remaining sticks. Serve hot and with marinara sauce.
Here an horchata recipe Ingredients 2 cans of condensed milk 2 cans of evaporated milk Ice Cinnamon sticks Some water *as much as u want* Blender Tupperware How to make Put water in Tupperware Put cinnamon sticks in water Let’s sit for 8-9 hours After done sitting put in blender with ice Then put in evaporated and condensed milk cans and put it all in Then blend And last but not least Enjoy :)
🤓☝️actually applying “Me to” in this situation means you apply the same exact amount of love into chains videos as this person which if so is kinda sussy baka ngl
🤓☝️actually if you were in a casket you wouldn’t be able to hear chains upload cause of the density and air reconstruction in the casket or cause your dead
The fact that chains, Billy and Bob went to the same schools is amazing. Also, I've never really liked anyone, but any of my homie needs help with a crush, I BECOME A FUCKING ROMANCE EXPERT. I honestly don't understand it.
Every like my comment gets il do 1 pushup edit: STOP COMMENTING 😭😭😭😭 2nd edit: I hate my life 3rd edit: I'm not doing the push ups anymore, I did 1k, it's good enough
THATS WHAT HAPPENS IN MY SCHOOL EVERYBODY EVEN ME BUT I CANT EVEN SURVIVE IN THE BACK PF THE LINE i would instantly run out that place just to escape the fire
7:07. The way i actually let out a giggle and a laugh when he said that 💀💀💀
2:00 - 2:09 "so now that you graduated, what will you do with your life?" "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell- "
😅
10:12
So he’s going to live in a house in street mitochondria and he’s gonna live in a huge house
We watched the same video dawg
😊😊a😊😊😊😅😊@Lindigymnastics123
bob can probably survive having his name put in the death note at this point
Bro has a Camman18 pfp😭😭😭😭
@@Garfy69I would NOT be talking bro 💀💀💀
Pfp wars is crazy💀
@Doctor_N_SCP-Facility there’s a difference between me being ugly and you picking a wild aah pfp
@@WaffleWinning I KNOW YOU AINT TALKING YOU SOGGY GROCERY BAG BEING LIKE 🧏♂️
You are the best background video for grinding on any game
Fr
Currently farming in Ark
Fr
Bro I'm listening to this while I'm in GTA
@@Creeper932Fr… Chains Fr
chains is honestly my favorite yter ever pls keep it up. chains it makes me smile
"HEY DONT BE TALKING BOUT GRAM GRAMS LIKE DAT" GOT ME CACKLING
Lo and the way he said it 😂
Had me dead
Fr tho 💀
it’s true 😂 don’t be talking abt grams grams like that 😂😂
teacher;no havin fun
also teacher;so we will have a lot of fun
Bruh💀💀💀💀💀💀
chains hour long vids are a godsend the jokes hit everytime
True
yr speaking faxs
Faxs
so fucking true
fr
I just got an Existential crisis in the middle of this video
Dear chains, please know you are the fuckin BOMB and EVERYTHING is relatable. Your so funny and you bring joy to my life every day, thanks
🍩🍩🍩🍩
Shoutout to laboy that is I’m in this bitch with tp 12:12
“ hopefully no sword fights”
I mean if that’s what you into … 😂😂😂😂😂
9:30 is the best part of the whole video
1:44 (flower, egg… some fukin blueberr-) GOT ME DYING😂😂😂
Don't like your own comment I'll like it for you
Same bro he like flower egg some fuking blueberry
Got me cracking up for real
Fr
Lol
been waiting for this 🙏
Me too
Dang ur vids are bussin! Keep up the good work
55:01 For clarification, we do that to protect ourselves from flying debris. One of the biggest dangers in a tornado isn't really the tornado itself, it's more the flying debris
Quit yo yapping drills are useless, that pose is just guaranteeing infinite back pain
what the fuck is me showing my ass to the tornado gonna protect me from flying debris...
Thank god my high school doesn't have a locker room
I’m starting high school in September any tips
@Dartoplayz don’t act weird, sometimes you have to pay attention to what happened to chains and know not to do the same mistake, don’t be that one kid everyone hates in every class.
The lesson of all of these stories…
“Square diddle bouse salami mouse”
What 😃
Real
The first day of school video 😂
"nah it sounds like "Square doodle mass salami mouse
@user-oy3cb8kx1u kee torse klob bosit morf
19:54 - 20:11 was such a hilarious bit
Edit: nvm there were like 20 more bits that had me laugh my ass off
Yep
W comment
27:26
Lol
Hi
Yey my favorite podcast to listen while i read!
bro tha plug wit lotta zaza should be in orison this highschool shenanigans💀💀
What
U can’t lie tho when the teacher aint teaching anything…
Its fire as hell
What...
🤓☝️ actually a teacher is legally obliged to teach you so to not teach you would be illegal which is why there is a 4.76% chance of a teacher not teaching anything
@@rbxg6240 but its still pretty fire
@@Anti_fur8 that’s true that’s true
You forgot that one short sassy blonde who always hitchu wit da “i miss my man 😔” stg they got 5 men in them and then flex the std like its a GX pokemon card in elementary school 🫤
this is high school not elementary
@@KUNQL.THATGUYthey were meaning those girls would flex their std as IF it was a pokemon card in elementary school meaning as they would show off their std the same way kids would a pokemon card
Shut the hell up
I walked in the bathroom one time and saw an elevan way jerk cricle.
AYO..Damn
i roll on the floor when hearing jokes from chains honestly
From purple monkey balls to girl scout cookies really got me
The girls locker room may smell ok from the outside but inside it is nothing short of mustard gas. It is so thick with dollar store perfume that you can almost swim into the air it is not pleasant.
Yuppp and there’s alsways a girl spraying perfume too😭
realll 😭
"if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle" i was laughing so hard
in our school cafeteria we had a garlic bread for 2 bucks and a waffle for 1,60 bucks and they where both heavenly
I doubt that
Nah it's true
🤓☝️actually for something to be heavenly it would have to come from or be connected to heaven which waffles and garlic bread are not
heavenly in school food terms i’m guessing
THATS WHY YOU DONT MESS WITH JORDAN JHONSON
7:04 any of yall notice it says Joplin, so this is maybe pre 2011 EF5 or post 2011
6:05 How the fuck did they manage to steal a whole porch 💀
Bro I don't actually fucking know☠️
0:40 The redditer the predator
King, carrying this platform
Not really
He is @@G.A.Vtheguy
bob is the main character he has legit everything you need in life
I mean it's really chains tho Bob is a person in the stories and the video 🤓
I hated my pacer test! I always was just dying on the floor coughing, I've actually fractured my entire leg during a practice one💀 i did get to sit on the bleachers with my crutches and cat call my friends
I love your videos
I responded to you already
🤓☝️actually CAP
Chains the doggy position for tornado drills is the protect ur neck from flying projectiles
11:47 As someone that is "special" I think he just couldn't verbally talk so the hug conveyed a thank for making him realize
As a special as well
Yea he reminds me of a person I know he just gives hugs laughs and is chill
ye
“That’s why you don’t mess with me, I’m Jordan Johnson”
I love how bob is just a giga chad and the whole video proves it
Bro fr just threw a desk at Ninye.
He wayyyy better than ninye tho 😂
@@kayegordon2744 they both normalize drugs.
greg and rodrick is crazy as someone whos read every single DOAWK book 😭
Same here buddy
Fr
🤓☝️actually to read every single book you would have to read every future book to which is scientifically impossible due to the laws of physics
fr
@rbxg6240 wont be impossible when they stop making books
Chains has posted, thank God 🎉
I'ma try to respond to every comment
@@G.A.Vtheguy i can see that
with the highschool bathroom bit in my high school there was stalls and sinks and it was very open and it wasn't closed in what so ever so I didn't get to experience this
Bro, we really just said sexy Bob💀💀☠️
at 0:08 my MOM has the book in the middle 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Yo same
Noice
🤓☝️actually most moms in the us have that exact book due to its recent popularity for the opposite gender
@@rbxg6240 ok
Recipe for mozzarella sticks: Makes 24
Prep time: 15 minutes
Total time: 1 ½ hours
Ingredients
12 (1 ounce|30 gram) mozzarella cheese sticks, halved crosswise
3/4 cup|100 grams all-purpose flour
6 large eggs, lightly beaten
4 cups|400 grams panko bread crumbs, finely crushed
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 tablespoon unsalted butter
2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
1 medium yellow onion, finely chopped
1 tablespoon tomato paste
1 (28-ounce|800 gram) can whole peeled tomatoes, crushed by hand
1 tablespoon granulated sugar
1 teaspoon chili flakes
kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
canola oil, for frying
Directions
1. Place the flour, eggs, and bread crumbs in separate shallow dishes. Working with 1 piece of mozzarella at a time, dredge in flour, dip in eggs, and coat in breadcrumbs; repeat this process one more time, except don’t dredge them in the flour this go around. Lay on a parchment paper-lined baking sheet and refrigerate for 1 hour.
2. Heat olive oil and butter in a 4-quart saucepan over medium-high; add garlic and onion and cook until soft, about 6 minutes. Add tomato paste and cook 2 minutes more, then add tomatoes, sugar, chili flakes, salt, and pepper; cook until thick, 15-18 minutes. Keep marinara sauce warm.
3. Heat the oven to 250°F. Heat 2-inches canola oil in a 6-quart saucepan until a deep-fry thermometer reads 365°F. Working in batches, fry the mozzarella until golden and crisp, about 1 ½ minutes. Transfer the mozzarella sticks to paper towels to drain and place in the oven to keep warm while frying the remaining sticks. Serve hot and with marinara sauce.
Nice
holy yapperton of the yappertons
@@antoniaespinal9159what do you expect, its a recipe for mozzarella sticks
Here an horchata recipe
Ingredients
2 cans of condensed milk
2 cans of evaporated milk
Ice
Cinnamon sticks
Some water *as much as u want*
Blender
Tupperware
How to make
Put water in Tupperware
Put cinnamon sticks in water
Let’s sit for 8-9 hours
After done sitting put in blender with ice
Then put in evaporated and condensed milk cans and put it all in
Then blend
And last but not least
Enjoy :)
Bro just changed the whole subject for no reason
"flour, eggs, umm what some fuckin blueberries, fuck I don't know." 🤣🤣🤣
We don’t use that emoji old head
@@AGNESJONES-h8pu might not use it but I do
Some jokes never get old I’ve watched all his videos like 5 times and the “YAAA B*TCHES” still makes me laugh
teacher: and NO.HAVING.FUN.
also teacher: so i think we will have a lot of fun today-
Absolutely love to watch 1hr videos!
Tbh I enjoy making vids w smth playing in ther bg
Me to
🤓☝️actually applying “Me to” in this situation means you apply the same exact amount of love into chains videos as this person which if so is kinda sussy baka ngl
@@rbxg6240 💀
I LOVE CHAINS AND ALL HIS VIDEOS :) KEEP GOING YOU ARE SUPER AND FUNNY
Wtf
🤓☝️actually using such foul language for this type of comment is unnecessary as nothing offensive or sus involved
@@rbxg6240You are not intelligent.
@@Glim1495 I know that I just like trolling
@@rbxg6240 You are not humourous.
When you are inside the casket⚰, but then you hear that CHAINS UPLOADED🔥🔥🔥
Love when chains uploads
He is funny.😁
Me alright gets my phone starts watching
Chain
🤓☝️actually if you were in a casket you wouldn’t be able to hear chains upload cause of the density and air reconstruction in the casket or cause your dead
9:40 ….hopefully no fucking sword fight- me: YEAH THERE BETTER NOT BE-
I know the pain of being the punching bag in the friend group, because I am the punching bag
The fact that chains, Billy and Bob went to the same schools is amazing. Also, I've never really liked anyone, but any of my homie needs help with a crush, I BECOME A FUCKING ROMANCE EXPERT. I honestly don't understand it.
Lol
CHAINS NEVER FAILS
LOVE YOU CHAINS
1 like=1pushup
😊😊
Cap
1 like =him shutting up
C a p cap cap c a p cap
Gg for you
You can simply intervene got me dying
Chans nostalgia is crazy
ahh yes chans my fav
Chans my favorite person
🤓☝️ACTUALLY YOU ARE INCORRECT the nostalgia of chains is wholesome and heart warming not crazy
Yes I liked my own comment
SSSSSAAAAAMMMMMEEEEE BBBBBRRRRROOOOO
We do not care
Well, why not do you get this video to 1 million subscribers Or likes
I'll try
Chains were really hungry with these section names
19:10 someone at my school wore a shirt like that except it says “I paused my anime to be here” and he was built like a discord mod😭
16:12 bob is a backrooms entity confirmed?
he is he even beat jj
Nah tho, why the principal look like Mr Pringle💀
33:50 That reference was my childhood favorite
We do not care
@@GamerJJEntertainment Who asked you?
@@crimsonamogsus7351bro who asked you? We actually dont care so dont act like anyone will 💀
The last time I was home sick, my group of friends found a year 7 with a backwards Nike tick
There is that one kid every time that’s just different
Girls sword fight 💀💀
24:46 bro was spitting bars
i love chains on no weird stuff
Me too😊
I love the way he fills us up with crea-content
@@G.A.Vtheguy frrrr
🤓☝️ACTUALLY THATS FU*KING CAP
@@rbxg6240 ?
I saw this video like 20 times but its still funny as hell
bruh this is the coolest youtuber on the planet
Chains would know about high school he was there 5 years.
Lol
🤓☝️actually that is not true because he did not get held back 5 times or he wouldn’t have this RUclips channel
He just had good memory 🫤
@rbxg stop trolling
4:41 " Uh uh it smells like uh sussy bocka uh uh uh like among us" broke my 1 brain cell i had left
I have a theory, Chains Might be black.
Ummm ok
No he white
He says the n-word hes probably black
Is it bad that my school is basically the intro (my school is a pre-k to 8th grade) (0:01 - 1:21)
6:48 AY TAKE THE S### TAKE THE WEEOOEEOOEEOO😂😂
1 push up for each like
I ❤ this dude
Me too
Me too
1:31 i thought pi was a language
Real
You frogot us dictators in scool😈
21:29 That’s my friend, never thought anyone would recognize the service he has to mankind
Every like my comment gets il do 1 pushup edit: STOP COMMENTING 😭😭😭😭 2nd edit: I hate my life 3rd edit: I'm not doing the push ups anymore, I did 1k, it's good enough
WOMP WOMP
@@Ripvan_winkle25BAHAHAHAHA
Thats most likely very untrue
Dang bro you about to do 141 push-ups😂
Damm bro 144 pushups. I dare you to double it… nah triple it and pass it to YOURSELF. You got this bro
Yoooooooo Chain
You'll see my in every comment
Not every
There’s one that ur not in
@@sunnyshowers7007 yeh ima try tho
1:16:52 BOB TALKING???
😮
"wanna break from the ads" LMAOOO
I liked my own comment
nice
Ok?
😂
Shiii me to
shhuuuuut upppp
0:53 I ADMIT IT.
I’m a band kid
I play percussion lol
FELLOW BAND KIDS ASSEMBLE
👇
Ok🎉
i am too, i play the clarinet
@@SalakinandLupo YESSSSS
yes
@@RabbitWolf19
Same I play the trumpet
Roses are red, violets are blue, I liked my own comment. Because nobody wanted to :
So sad
Maybe if you made better comments, we would like you more.
Roses are red, violets are blue, nobody will like your comment because everyone hates you
Fr
😂 7:42
"alright side pie"
"Uh flour,eggs fucking blue berr-"
I mean bro aint wrong
17:59 The class clown became Gordon Ramsey cooking that teacher up💀
chains stop making compilations n get to drawing🙏
Exactly
Fr😂
... stop hating on compilations u gotta remember he takes a bunch of videos to entertain us
No I didn’t like my own comment
I will do 5 push ups 1 like ( oh fuck)
When he hit the fein with the desk got me laughing so hard😂😂😂😂
56:12
My class honestly screams because of a fire drill and we all know it’s one lol
THATS WHAT HAPPENS IN MY SCHOOL EVERYBODY EVEN ME BUT I CANT EVEN SURVIVE IN THE BACK PF THE LINE i would instantly run out that place just to escape the fire
Every like I get a sit up
No u won't
If you believe god like the comment pls
That’s using gods power you a hole
@alleyisdiedamen brother
God is good god is great😊❤❤😊❤😊❤❤😊❤😊❤😊❤
Blud wants likes so much
Yes