Austin is a pretty damn cool and proud place, as is all of Texas… think he did lose the crowd tbh. Jokes were a bit funny but he was really talking trash about all the people in there. I think that works in Portland, Detroit, Miami, Chicago, LA. Pretty much anywhere except Austin. Hopefully he didn’t lose any fans
@@utcougar i mean the places you mentioned are left wing metropolises and austin is more right wing (most metropolises are very left leaning but austin is in texas) so when hes coming at jokes from a leftist perspective making fun of the left its understandable for those people but when he has a leftist perspective on a right wing topic thats not gonna hit as well obviously its not that people in texas are more prideful then elsewhere its the topics.
@@McCarthy_Paul_Servant_of_God Austin is 70-80% left. Im not the norm in a city such as Austin (hoping trump gets that second run) but Austin is unique in that it’s Texas and respects both and they dwell together but when voting time comes around Austin is all educated wealth. A lot of hidden wealth… people living presumably middle class lifestyles with $5M net worths
No, and how much he really didn't give a s*** lol "Oh nO aM i LoSiNg tHe CrOwD" when he thought they were Elon Musk butt-buddies he stopped giving a shit what they thought and laughed at.
The best quote I heard about Musk was from a journalist who said: "I don't know anything about electrical engineering so when Musk spoke about Tesla I took his word for it. I also don't know anything about rockets so when Musk talked about Space X I took his word for it. However, my formal training is in computer science so when Musk spoke about Twitter I realized he's completely full of shit."
Yuppp…my expertise is in advertising (14 years) so when Musk bought twitter and did everything he did to it to make money, including threatening advertisers, I laughed so hard. When twitter was decent, it accounted for maybe 0.05% of an advertiser’s budget. We all easily stopped advertising on twitter and didn’t even think twice about it
Yup, the mentality of "this guy is rich, he must be smart, let's follow him" is going to be the downfall of humanity. A) They are not necessarily smart (Trump, Musk), or even rich for their own doings. B) They sure as hell have ulterior motives for benefitting themselves. C) They don't care about you.
I didn't pay too much attention to Elon Musk until he came up with Hyperloop, an idea that wasn't his yet was dead on arrival for so many reasons it's ridiculous. Physics & mass transport are my expertise, so I saw he is full of shit way back then.
@@shalizzle793 I mean if the choice was pick one for infinite money i would still not pick the vaccine lol I can just take the chip out of i change my mind
Imagine not having an Android and downloading RUclips Vanced to get premium for free. Or not getting the Adblock extention on PC. Or owning and iPhone and being fucked.
Yeah not only do they want to make profit off of things we Do want. They also need to profit of what we Don't like. There's a win-win if ever there was 🤝 Ps then it's day like these when i turn on the news i that old pretentious quote echoes between my ears "O' How the Mighty Fall"
Weird seeing Stav not only doing something other than laughing at Nick Mullen, but also dropping based takes left right and centre, kill it my sweet gay king
That’s not true 😂 I go to Austin all the time. He is a major employer in Austin, and for that fact the whole state. Usually the people that hate him can’t even fix issues in their own purview, so they hate the wealthy. It’s kinda pathetic. He is doing more for the economy and humankind than some beta sitting on the internet being salty af.
Isn't Austin the most liberal city in Texas? I'm not from the US, that's just what I heard. That Austin is almost like a safe haven, compared to the rest of the state.
@@Ria-sd2ex In all sincerity, you should do some research on him. He's a rare type of person. Highly intelligent, motivated, and hard working who's willing to take on extraordinary financial risks to achieve his goals. We don't see many of these people come around.
@@tovsteh serious answer: im glad to see a comedian who can approach social justice issues in a way that doesnt degrade the entire movement, like in some of his other clips. but he also makes it funny because theres a lot of comedians who do bits on social issues and its either incredibly out of touch/insensitive or not funny or both less serious answer: and also making fun of elon musk is always an easy slam dunk that im always a fan of
2:42 "That's what a stupid person thinks a smart person should do, you know what I mean that's from shitty Sci-Fi like 40 years ago"... BEST DESCRIPTION OF ELON EVER.
On 2nd time watching i just remembered he wasnt talking about a theoretical scifi, i indeed saw that movie and we were horrified by it back in the day. He is so spot on with that one.
Two sides to the Musk equation; the sycophants who thinks the sun shines out of his arse and the haters who think he stupid. Neither are good hills to die on.
"does the new tesla make donuts?" "no" "does the new tesla make burgers?" "no" "can it automatically drive me to mcdonalds?" "yes" "ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK"
I never thought about what it'd be like if Danes colonised South Africa instead of the Dutch, but now I'm free to Dream To Imagine™ anything is possible.
It's amazing how hard people defend a billionaire who's fucked their world beyond redemption. Not him alone, he's one of many. The worship is still strange.
Do yo mind substantiating those claims about how he fucked our world beyond redemption? Thats a pretty massive claim that Im pretty positive you can't back up with anything in reality.
I would like to know how he personally has fucked us beyond redemption? I don’t own any of his products, I’m just wondering because I haven’t seen him do anything wrong other than help Amber Heard, which didn’t effect my world at all. I’m looking fir a civil conversation here because I’m actually curious. I don’t watch the news, so I just hear what others insist on talking about around me. Thanks.
@@randomschittz9461 elon musk is known for his anti worker, union busting practices, poor/abusive management system, threatening of employees for taking time off by taking away stock options, ignoring covid regulations and getting an entire factory ill, sending hired goons to fuck with whistleblowers and ex employees, and laying off thousands of workers right as covid hit without giving them any payments for medical bills or exit payments whilst literally every other company did even apple and tesla only did when under intense pressure from worker support groups. he takes part on illegal union busting by thretening any workers interested in unionizing with various pay docks, stock option cuts and firings which is just straight up illegal. he built a tunnel system of teslas in las vegas not because the project was ready to be implemented, and not because it would actually be a efficient public trabsport system, but because he didnt want the government building a subway system first because that meant he wouldnt be able to make money OR obtain the governemnt tax breaks and grants that literally are the only thing keeping his companies afloat. he wasted millions of taxpayer dollars to build this tunnel system where individual tesla cara can drive you around. only problem is that its FAR less efficient than trains, carries less people, and the tunnels are unfinisbed and do not have safety exits so a single breakdown of a car gridlocks the whole tunnel making it even slower, not to mention the fact that emergency vehicles dont have any room to enter. the man is just also a meglomaniac, screaming at employees, not listening to the advise of others and firing employees for minor infractions. throw in the fact that tesla knowingly profiteered off car battery mines that used child slavery and destroyed the local congo environment, and you really do have a billionair whos fucking evrrything for the rest of us
@@hoagielamp6543 I mean, it takes them 20 years to get to the bottom of that one? That’s rough… (ps I’m just joking, not being a dick or trying to make any kinda point)
So, my boyfriend listens to your podcast. Every time he tries to get me to listen to it, I have no idea what you guys are talking about and usually stare at him like an alien. This is one of the funniest bits I've seen in a long time. Subbed and i'll give CT another shot, because you had me in tears!
Ive never seen such a master of their craft. To do something better than anyone else has before. This was nothing short of a masterclass example of someone going WAY above and beyond the call of duty. Of course im talking about this mans heart. Hardest working organ in the country.
Bro the food and drink fell out of my mouth laughing so hard. SHIT WAS ON POINT 💯 my thoughts exactly ELON WHAT A FUCKIN FRAUD FAKE “”” stable genius ””” 🤡😂 Holy shit Stavs easily in my new top 10. Where has this dude been?! Can’t wait to watch him on we might be drunk “Crypto cucks” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mrscruffles801 There are lots of ways. I've tried explaining thoroughly in RUclips replies before, but something trips the spam filter. Know that it takes years for full coverage and has some caveats. You can find a one-size-fits-most beginner exercise by googling "manual method 2." Follow the instructions and try that out while you watch a TV show or something!
Elon’s grandfather was leader of the technocratic movement in Canada until they forced him out, something about trying to overthrow the govt. The family would spend vacations looking for a fabled lost city in the Kalahari. Funny how they let him claim he’s digging tunnels which have existed for ages. Anyways this Stav dude is legit 👌🏼
@@RHt09 did you google Elon’s grandfather or the article with Maye Musk talking about her family’s adventures in the Kalahari yet? You know since it’s all horse 💩…
thank God for this brilliant man. how is it that the guy who's supposed to be cleaning up pollution is named Musk. a musk is like a worse smell than the exiting smell that covers up the stench.
@@netx421 haha there's stench that stinks good. but musk is all the way over on the other side of the spectrum from it. if it's an issue. try taking adding a few lengths at the chlorinated pool to date night.
@@PaNDaSNiP3R haha yeah it is like a reversible jacket. when I arrive at the scene of the crime I am wearing a yellow jacket, but when I leave it is a black jacket.
I like the play on words. Randomly reminds me of when Tyler, the Creator once said: “I feel it in my guts, to kill these motherfucks, is a MUST, like the arm of my pits”. 😂 😎 It could’ve been MUSK tho, so even in that way, they could switch the words, and Tyler would have still made a musty rhyme.
I come back and watch this every time Elon does something stupid or sociopathic. He just lost an online fight with a disabled Twitter employee and a week before that he defended Scott Adam's call for white people to "get away from Black people".
Always so good with the crowd work but seriously, threatening them with being labeled Crypto Bros is an AWESOME way to keep em laughing! "Uh oh, did i lose the crowd?! Did I offend you morons??" Genius!
I just discovered you, and I have to say that this is some of the best new stand up comedy I've seen in quite a while. You legit have me in pain from laughing at this clip alone! Great stuff, great delivery, and super great flow into your next jokes! Hilarious af, fam.
Hey Stavros, thanks for the vid. First watched your portland gig. This is 2nd. I love how u can call out BS in a way even the overly sensitive shy from being offended. Keep it up. - New fan
Hell yeah! 🎉 Well said Stavy!!! Joe Rogan is not going to be your friend anymore, but who gives a sh*t. You are not from that group, the pretending to be funny bros. You are super funny! 🎉 Cheers!!!
Punching down isn't funny, and that's what Joe Rogan's group does. Punching up is what the great comedians do. See George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, etc. The one thing every great comedian has in common is their jokes punch up, not down.
I basically left this video play because my has was wet from washing dishes and found one of the best roasts I could ever hear. Thank you RUclips algorithm!
This has aged like a fine wine. My boy Stavvy on point with his culture takes as always
Not really. The neural link was successful. Noland Arbaugh's life has changed tremendously.
@@mikegrand4181you can tell elon was never cool in school. Now he's chasing highschool popularity. He needs to stay in the lab and off twitter
@@mikegrand4181 Shut up, nerd. 😎😎😎
I mean... bitcoin is at like 100k.... I guess their still cucked morons, but they're fucking rich now. Not sweating a down payment, that's for sure.
@@mikegrand4181 What do you think about vaccines? lol
The legit anger on behalf of a billionaire in the comments section here is hilarious. Stav rocks btw.
bootlickers will always cuck to power.
People are scary - simply because they are stupid.
boot lickers gonna lick
All these Maga peasants worship Elon the Spastic Gimp
I love how he's just like "Oh no, am I losing the crowd?" And immediately he's got the crowd
Austin is a pretty damn cool and proud place, as is all of Texas… think he did lose the crowd tbh. Jokes were a bit funny but he was really talking trash about all the people in there. I think that works in Portland, Detroit, Miami, Chicago, LA. Pretty much anywhere except Austin. Hopefully he didn’t lose any fans
@@utcougar i mean the places you mentioned are left wing metropolises and austin is more right wing (most metropolises are very left leaning but austin is in texas) so when hes coming at jokes from a leftist perspective making fun of the left its understandable for those people but when he has a leftist perspective on a right wing topic thats not gonna hit as well obviously its not that people in texas are more prideful then elsewhere its the topics.
@@McCarthy_Paul_Servant_of_God Austin is 70-80% left. Im not the norm in a city such as Austin (hoping trump gets that second run) but Austin is unique in that it’s Texas and respects both and they dwell together but when voting time comes around Austin is all educated wealth. A lot of hidden wealth… people living presumably middle class lifestyles with $5M net worths
No, and how much he really didn't give a s*** lol "Oh nO aM i LoSiNg tHe CrOwD" when he thought they were Elon Musk butt-buddies he stopped giving a shit what they thought and laughed at.
If you votre for Trump you just unironically hate minorities.
I love Stavos, balances out everything that Rogan preaches.
Rogan’s a cuck.
a Nosferatu joke 2 years before the remake comes out is how goddamn good this guy is at referencing pop culture
You understand nosferatu isn't a new thing, right?
@ I even used the word remake in my comment jackass
Nice one Brandon👍
Stav is really making some moves in 2022.
None of them in an athletic manner
Nah he just posts them online now, which comedians should have been doing for years
Jiggles, Mostly
"fat moves" by bob Nword
Hell yeah dude!
The best quote I heard about Musk was from a journalist who said: "I don't know anything about electrical engineering so when Musk spoke about Tesla I took his word for it. I also don't know anything about rockets so when Musk talked about Space X I took his word for it. However, my formal training is in computer science so when Musk spoke about Twitter I realized he's completely full of shit."
Yuppp…my expertise is in advertising (14 years) so when Musk bought twitter and did everything he did to it to make money, including threatening advertisers, I laughed so hard. When twitter was decent, it accounted for maybe 0.05% of an advertiser’s budget. We all easily stopped advertising on twitter and didn’t even think twice about it
Yup, the mentality of "this guy is rich, he must be smart, let's follow him" is going to be the downfall of humanity.
A) They are not necessarily smart (Trump, Musk), or even rich for their own doings.
B) They sure as hell have ulterior motives for benefitting themselves.
C) They don't care about you.
I didn't pay too much attention to Elon Musk until he came up with Hyperloop, an idea that wasn't his yet was dead on arrival for so many reasons it's ridiculous. Physics & mass transport are my expertise, so I saw he is full of shit way back then.
“There’s probably guys who wouldn’t get the vaccine but would totally get the Elon chip” 😂😂
I think its just that he seems more trusting than the government lol
Would Joe get the chip?
Just heard this as I read it🤣😂 great stuff
@@sanchochingon3194
Not if you’re a chimp
@@shalizzle793 I mean if the choice was pick one for infinite money i would still not pick the vaccine lol I can just take the chip out of i change my mind
Shitting on nft’s and Elon in Austin is so based, I love you.
Imagine paying a monthly fee to not have ads beamed directly into your cerebral cortex every 5 minutes.
Good times
I'm literally soyfacing right now.
Our Lord Elon will give me 0.0000000069 BTC for every ad I interact with in my brain.
Imagine not having an Android and downloading RUclips Vanced to get premium for free. Or not getting the Adblock extention on PC. Or owning and iPhone and being fucked.
@@droptableaccount1820 I don’t get it? I own an iPhone.
Yeah not only do they want to make profit off of things we Do want. They also need to profit of what we Don't like. There's a win-win if ever there was 🤝
Ps then it's day like these when i turn on the news i that old pretentious quote echoes between my ears "O' How the Mighty Fall"
"Elon Musk reply guys" fucking savage.
Weird seeing Stav not only doing something other than laughing at Nick Mullen, but also dropping based takes left right and centre, kill it my sweet gay king
What if they did standup but gay?
To infinity, and I’m gay
Hes just like Tim Dillon, but funny
@@Zim96 I'm gay actor Stavros Halkias
Um, only left. Stavs not dropping anything right
Only Stav can trash Elon so thoroughly, and in Austin of all places.. legend.
People in Austin aren’t Elon fans lol, unless they’re transplants from LA
Legend tho? Dudes been around for like a year 😆 you'd suck him off if you could wouldn't you?
That’s not true 😂 I go to Austin all the time. He is a major employer in Austin, and for that fact the whole state. Usually the people that hate him can’t even fix issues in their own purview, so they hate the wealthy. It’s kinda pathetic. He is doing more for the economy and humankind than some beta sitting on the internet being salty af.
Everyone I know trashes Elon constantly. I guess it's all about the circles you travel in...
Isn't Austin the most liberal city in Texas? I'm not from the US, that's just what I heard. That Austin is almost like a safe haven, compared to the rest of the state.
2:19 "The tunnel, what the fuck is that?"
Stav's at the point where he can make me laugh in less than two seconds, what a legend.
He really makes fun of every job from milkman to techno-tyrant
Its like he's some sort of guy who makes jokes.
The only job he respected was the guy who worked at In N Out.
A modern Diogenes
@@grimble4564 with only slightly less beating off in public
@@fleecejohnson9813 not yet at least
"You just have to have an accent people can't place and they think you're a genius".
Truer words have never been spoken😅
probably mostly the money thing
Elon is a legitimate genius. It's not just his accent or money.
@@chrisw9534 🤣😅
@@Ria-sd2ex In all sincerity, you should do some research on him. He's a rare type of person. Highly intelligent, motivated, and hard working who's willing to take on extraordinary financial risks to achieve his goals. We don't see many of these people come around.
@@chrisw9534 Sounds like someone already got the chip implanted.
so glad to see a comedian going after the right people and actually making it funny
What constitutes 'the right people' to you?
Did you just find this guy lmao
You reek of self righteousness.
@@tovsteh serious answer: im glad to see a comedian who can approach social justice issues in a way that doesnt degrade the entire movement, like in some of his other clips. but he also makes it funny because theres a lot of comedians who do bits on social issues and its either incredibly out of touch/insensitive or not funny or both
less serious answer: and also making fun of elon musk is always an easy slam dunk that im always a fan of
@@slow_start Enter gay actor Michael Douglas
Stav is the man. South Africa was colonized by the Dutch not the Danish.
2:42 "That's what a stupid person thinks a smart person should do, you know what I mean that's from shitty Sci-Fi like 40 years ago"... BEST DESCRIPTION OF ELON EVER.
So true!
like launch a car into space?
On 2nd time watching i just remembered he wasnt talking about a theoretical scifi, i indeed saw that movie and we were horrified by it back in the day. He is so spot on with that one.
@@randomguyontheinternet9866 Whats that Sci-Fi called?
People make it out like Elon's Tony Stark when he's really a conman
Goddam man Stav is killing it, you can tell he's getting more and more comfortable
i love his shit; Came onto my feed randomly love it
It made his comedy better by a long run.
Do you ever look at him and wonder how much he must eat?
He's been comfortable, saw him live 4 years ago and he had this exact level of control and crushed it.
That man looks moments from death.
Stav came out of quarantine like a beast way to go
I mean, he spent all of quarantine with Nick and Adam. Basically Goku in the hyperbolic time chamber.
@@armorykittington except gay
@Marc Dumont yeh
Stav is the most likeable person whose job is to go around the country and roast everyone in the country
I have legitimately laughed at everything he's put out on RUclips. Give this guy a REAL COMEDY SPECIAL!!
it’s up
It’s up on his channel
Some of the best takes I’ve ever heard. What a champ!
Stav killed this, Showing this to all of the elonsexuals
“Elonsexuals”-love it.
I'm a Cuomosexual myself.
@@mrscruffles801 oh I thought you were Italian? Lol
I mean I liked his jokes, but I still think Elon Musk is a genius :P.
@@acadianalien hey if your elonsexual it’s cool no judgement 😎
And I thought I was the only one who thought of the ads… I love this guy.🙌🏿
Stav is my favorite living stand up right now. His crowd work is better than 99% of other stand-ups' actual material.
What appeals to me most about this man is how it seems like he's having just as much fun as the audience.
I LOVED STAVVY already before I heard the few politics takes he makes which I love even more.
The world needs a healthy dose of Stavvy daily.
Seeing the bros get up and leave really enhances the show.
If Stavvy is smart enough to see through Elon, you should too.
No seriously, you have to be retarded to believe in Elon at this point….
people always act surprised that Stav kills it with his stand up, like he hasn't been doing it for over a decade
Really? I thought it was weak. You’re telling me no other fat guy could just get up on stage and start doing dumb observations?
"That's what a stupid person thinks smart people should do" cracked me up. It sums up so many Musk worshippers and crypto cultists 😂
Crypto cucks*
Absolutely. I also like “Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man”
Two sides to the Musk equation; the sycophants who thinks the sun shines out of his arse and the haters who think he stupid. Neither are good hills to die on.
@@1601tgc
i don't think musk is stupid, I think he's an intelligent scumbag.
@@TheTb11111111 I don't think you have any idea how much of an elitist snob that statement makes you.
This ages like wine everyday 😂😂😂
Anybody slapping around E-lawn is doing the Lord's work.
We demand that Stav release the special / he killed it in SF too.
Stavros interviewing Elon would be the greatest thing.
While Nick mullen does the news channel narration
@@hueydao8637 🤓
@@tonybamanaboni4441 ✊🏿
"does the new tesla make donuts?" "no" "does the new tesla make burgers?" "no" "can it automatically drive me to mcdonalds?" "yes" "ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK"
There goes Stavi’s Roe Jogan appearance.😢
Tell it Stavos!!! I love this guy!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If these are just throwaway clips for Stav, he might actually be one of the funniest stand ups in the country rn
Theo Von
@@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 Theo and Stav = dream team
Paywalls keeping you from memories would be pretty funny
That would be backwards af. I'm used to spending money to suppress memories.
I never thought about what it'd be like if Danes colonised South Africa instead of the Dutch, but now I'm free to Dream To Imagine™ anything is possible.
less apartide and more smørrebrød
Americans think Europe is a country so Danish Dutch potato potato.
@@jacobwanno3119 not a country. But a region. Occupied by mostly the same people. A bunch of arrogant cunts who think they’re better than is. 😏
@@jacobwanno3119 I read potato potato as potato potato if that's as clear as it was in your comment lol
I'm screaming finally someone says it. I fucking love you Stavros
This dude is officially all the way my new favorite comic
It's amazing how hard people defend a billionaire who's fucked their world beyond redemption. Not him alone, he's one of many. The worship is still strange.
Do yo mind substantiating those claims about how he fucked our world beyond redemption? Thats a pretty massive claim that Im pretty positive you can't back up with anything in reality.
I would like to know how he personally has fucked us beyond redemption? I don’t own any of his products, I’m just wondering because I haven’t seen him do anything wrong other than help Amber Heard, which didn’t effect my world at all. I’m looking fir a civil conversation here because I’m actually curious. I don’t watch the news, so I just hear what others insist on talking about around me. Thanks.
@@randomschittz9461 don't bother asking, they don't know, they just repeat whatever they heard and pass them as opinions
@@randomschittz9461 elon musk is known for his anti worker, union busting practices, poor/abusive management system, threatening of employees for taking time off by taking away stock options, ignoring covid regulations and getting an entire factory ill, sending hired goons to fuck with whistleblowers and ex employees, and laying off thousands of workers right as covid hit without giving them any payments for medical bills or exit payments whilst literally every other company did even apple and tesla only did when under intense pressure from worker support groups. he takes part on illegal union busting by thretening any workers interested in unionizing with various pay docks, stock option cuts and firings which is just straight up illegal. he built a tunnel system of teslas in las vegas not because the project was ready to be implemented, and not because it would actually be a efficient public trabsport system, but because he didnt want the government building a subway system first because that meant he wouldnt be able to make money OR obtain the governemnt tax breaks and grants that literally are the only thing keeping his companies afloat. he wasted millions of taxpayer dollars to build this tunnel system where individual tesla cara can drive you around. only problem is that its FAR less efficient than trains, carries less people, and the tunnels are unfinisbed and do not have safety exits so a single breakdown of a car gridlocks the whole tunnel making it even slower, not to mention the fact that emergency vehicles dont have any room to enter.
the man is just also a meglomaniac, screaming at employees, not listening to the advise of others and firing employees for minor infractions.
throw in the fact that tesla knowingly profiteered off car battery mines that used child slavery and destroyed the local congo environment, and you really do have a billionair whos fucking evrrything for the rest of us
@@40kfanatics according to who or what source?
Love this guy's energy. He has quickly grown to be my favorite comedian to watch. He can make fun of people while keeping them laughing.
“ imagine having random ADs play while you are trying to think “
Yeah it’s called ADHD 😂
Haha! Big pharma said I’m broken and I believe it!
@@untitled795 ...You think people with ADHD have to be told their thinking is fucked? A lot of them figure it out in their 20s.
@@hoagielamp6543 I know, I’ve got it. Doesn’t excuse big pharma intervention.
@@hoagielamp6543 I mean, it takes them 20 years to get to the bottom of that one? That’s rough…
(ps I’m just joking, not being a dick or trying to make any kinda point)
So, my boyfriend listens to your podcast. Every time he tries to get me to listen to it, I have no idea what you guys are talking about and usually stare at him like an alien. This is one of the funniest bits I've seen in a long time. Subbed and i'll give CT another shot, because you had me in tears!
As a dutchman I'm happy that Stavvy thinks that the danish people colonised south africa lol
That last bit had me rolling
"Not willing to get a vaccine but wiling to put Elon's chip in their brain" -Perfect
Ive never seen such a master of their craft. To do something better than anyone else has before. This was nothing short of a masterclass example of someone going WAY above and beyond the call of duty. Of course im talking about this mans heart. Hardest working organ in the country.
Whats funny is Stav looks exactly like the type of guy that would buy NFT's
It feels like he's just having a rant with someone in a bar--completely effortless stream of hilarity
I’m glad that RUclips is actually sending me good comedy for once
Absolute Legend! Stavvy Baby is the best in the business
Stav killing it on the road!the happiest standup in the game,by happy I mean "gay"
didn’t miss once, good shit
i love how he goes awkward and then just doubles down, and doubles the fuck down. it's hilarious.
Bro the food and drink fell out of my mouth laughing so hard. SHIT WAS ON POINT 💯 my thoughts exactly ELON WHAT A FUCKIN FRAUD FAKE “”” stable genius ””” 🤡😂
Holy shit Stavs easily in my new top 10. Where has this dude been?! Can’t wait to watch him on we might be drunk
“Crypto cucks” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm gay and I'm restoring my foreskin.
Hell yea dude
Right on
How do I do that?
@@mrscruffles801 There are lots of ways. I've tried explaining thoroughly in RUclips replies before, but something trips the spam filter. Know that it takes years for full coverage and has some caveats. You can find a one-size-fits-most beginner exercise by googling "manual method 2." Follow the instructions and try that out while you watch a TV show or something!
@@WDC_OSA Hm, I'll look into that
Elon’s grandfather was leader of the technocratic movement in Canada until they forced him out, something about trying to overthrow the govt. The family would spend vacations looking for a fabled lost city in the Kalahari. Funny how they let him claim he’s digging tunnels which have existed for ages. Anyways this Stav dude is legit 👌🏼
@@RHt09 gonna cry?
@@RHt09 did you google Elon’s grandfather or the article with Maye Musk talking about her family’s adventures in the Kalahari yet? You know since it’s all horse 💩…
@@RHt09 Bro... why are crying right now? Stop.... please.
@@smallmoon4340 Child.
@@inertiaspinner555 Did you Google "are you your grandparents?" Yet? Just checking since you have this delusion that people are their grandparents.
Popping up in the algo for the nosferatu reference haha
This has turned into a very accurate prediction.
Great idea Stav to record and post these clips on RUclips. You're now one of my favorite comedians. Shouts out from South Africa
these videos are literally just crowd work dude there is plenty of more talented comedy dude.
@@maknavickas crowd work is pretty much his whole routine, and he does it better than any other comedian I can think of
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Damn, Halkias is killing it. Literally laughed my ass off.
thank God for this brilliant man. how is it that the guy who's supposed to be cleaning up pollution is named Musk. a musk is like a worse smell than the exiting smell that covers up the stench.
Obviously you don't go downstairs colonel Angus
@@netx421 haha there's stench that stinks good. but musk is all the way over on the other side of the spectrum from it.
if it's an issue. try taking adding a few lengths at the chlorinated pool to date night.
You have two first names 😂
@@PaNDaSNiP3R haha yeah it is like a reversible jacket. when I arrive at the scene of the crime I am wearing a yellow jacket, but when I leave it is a black jacket.
I like the play on words. Randomly reminds me of when Tyler, the Creator once said:
“I feel it in my guts, to kill these motherfucks, is a MUST, like the arm of my pits”. 😂 😎
It could’ve been MUSK tho, so even in that way, they could switch the words, and Tyler would have still made a musty rhyme.
stavros is the sharpest comedian working today. not even close.
He really said hair plugs rofl😂😂😂 u may get assisinated for that one
This is one of the funniest comedians I have come across in a long time
That NFT bit is money
I come back and watch this every time Elon does something stupid or sociopathic. He just lost an online fight with a disabled Twitter employee and a week before that he defended Scott Adam's call for white people to "get away from Black people".
Stavros is my new favorite comedian, everything I've seen of his is hilarious. He might be the next great one.
Love that your last name is misspelled at the end LMAO
Always so good with the crowd work but seriously, threatening them with being labeled Crypto Bros is an AWESOME way to keep em laughing! "Uh oh, did i lose the crowd?! Did I offend you morons??" Genius!
"crypto cucks"
YES Elon Musk DOES suck, can't understand how anyone is mesmerized by this insane Bond villain.
I just discovered you, and I have to say that this is some of the best new stand up comedy I've seen in quite a while. You legit have me in pain from laughing at this clip alone!
Great stuff, great delivery, and super great flow into your next jokes! Hilarious af, fam.
Stavs standup is actually fire
Didn't lose me bro, I agree with you. Always felt that way toward what you are preaching
Dutch not Danish. Dutch from The Netherlands. Aka Holland but Holland is just a part of the country. The Gov here definitely is touchy about that.
This is peak comedy. Speaking facts and mocking those who deserve it while making it hilarious. 👏🏻 👏🏻
Someone has a very twisted definition of the word "fact"
This is this guys year and he fucking deserves it
UNIQUE N HILARIOUS!!!
Stav’s comedy power is growing
I officially love this man🤟🏾💖
Hey Stavros, thanks for the vid. First watched your portland gig. This is 2nd. I love how u can call out BS in a way even the overly sensitive shy from being offended. Keep it up. - New fan
Hell yeah! 🎉 Well said Stavy!!! Joe Rogan is not going to be your friend anymore, but who gives a sh*t. You are not from that group, the pretending to be funny bros. You are super funny! 🎉 Cheers!!!
Punching down isn't funny, and that's what Joe Rogan's group does. Punching up is what the great comedians do. See George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, etc. The one thing every great comedian has in common is their jokes punch up, not down.
So glad to find great comics that deserve to blow up... Keep on forking in the free world stavi.
Dude, you could make a good living just going around the country roasting Musk. 😂
Come on guys, I bet he said something in this video that you haven't quoted in the comments yet.
South Africa wasn't Danish people, it was Dutch people. Very important difference.
Elon plugs😂😂😂
Dude is straight up savage with a mic.
Now this is gold
Based, funny and droppng truth bombs. This guy has sigma vibes
“We’ll put humans on Mars within a decade” Elon Musk 2012
This is real good. Stav is just great
I basically left this video play because my has was wet from washing dishes and found one of the best roasts I could ever hear. Thank you RUclips algorithm!
Been looking for Stav for a minute. He is killing it!
brilliant, what a roast. Let’s see him do Bezos 😂