Stop Hitting Me And I’ll Suck It- Chubby Behemoth

BONUS EPISODES: / chubbybehemoth
This week the boys discuss fear based push-ups, a real life lesser King Of The Hill character, and why mayo baths won’t work. Sam gets shut down on his ideal new slime plan. Oh, you said 4 cheeseburgers. Is Nathan haunted by a Ukrainian ghost? He’s not sure but he knows where to park. Sam decides he wants the boys to eat him when he dies, found out a cool PJ feature, and shares a text exchange with Pat.
00:00 Ready To Ride
03:14 Losing Controlin’
04:24 Smelliest Angriest
07:21 Butter Slime
12:01 Swamp Tongue
14:23 Top Ten Maybe
15:33 White Noise Machine
18:11 Sassy Nathan
21:35 Circular French Bread Pizza
26:13 Bed Sneaking
30:51 Near Death Intersection
34:17 PJ Secrets
41:57 Cool Idea Last Night
44:56 Do You Want To Dance
51:45 Daddy Hands
56:18 Mondo
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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[@kolklown]

"Stop hittin' me and Ill suck it." - White Noise Machine 1 to White Noise Machine 2

[@drewcifer_420]

This is truly difficult to listen to with noise cancelling headphones😂

[@Kmc9]

I'm only 7 1/2 minutes in and I'm really persevering.

[@timbull2704]

Lund has great posture.

[@Vicegrips11]

Kept waiting for Lund to start levitating. Im a Lund guy!

[@littlebirdie963]

Just hanging with my two close friends, Sam and Lund.

[@biggestkorn1144]

Worlds strongest bed frame

[@derkaderkdd5620]

“You get the stick so much you forget about the carrot” ❤

[@Honsolo124]

It's a great night to be a Lund guy.

[@nullusernamex]

His belly brings me bliss.

[@blaketurner7989]

How can you all just sit there and watch these two wads absolutely devistate this poor bed😂

[@amandadean2623]

Mismatched socks are ok but blue and yellow is a bold move. And why isn't Lund on the Skankfest lineup?😢

[@NeverNotViney]

The original Winnipeg Jets relocated to Arizona back in 1996 - the current Winnipeg Jets relocated from Atlanta in 2011.

[@big.stanley]

this undulating mic white noise is taking me on the trip of a lifetime

[@chriscunnington7954]

Shoutout Winnipeg unfortunately I live here. Fortunately, you guys are coming here. Can't wait. Behemoths assemble

[@murkwell17]

These boys have like early MSSP meets Seattle-Portland vibes or some shit lol. Good stuff. Put a bird on it.

[@dartology]

More Wide World please. Loved it 🎉

[@NotEntirelyThere]

Just two guys having fun

[@halloweenhead23]

These guys are so fucking funny, white noise machine be damned.

[@jonathanhunter1812]

Walk for Lund, his toes need our help

[@mxdjful]

39:52 Lund literally does a Philadelphia Collins

[@ryanexsus]

The second I hit play on this I immediately felt the need to take a shit.

[@jellojoe00]

Chub Club 2024!

[@dirtyp.132]

You can’t diss a guy for how he’s hangin. If he wants to hang free at White Castle then that’s his prerogative.

[@SPORE_SPORTS]

Two kings!

[@scootsmcgoots894]

No sam no lund...we will always miss you

[@cloudbloom]

Sam is a thespian and a raconteur

[@drummerkorey]

What is this? The 2005 supernatural horror thriller film, White Noise? Fooled me twice, lets not make it thrice

[@Talkinboutheynowheynow]

Is the blind item friend for the Nevada trip Spud?

[@christianvoorhees69]

The Becker Boyz Ride Again!

[@selfdribblingbasketball9769]

It looks like Lund could lift up his shirt and under it would be a Krang style floating creature bursting from his abdomen

[@CJJC42]

That white noise is killing me and im not talking about the two fine men talking

[@maxhill1827]

That bed is strong

[@dannyakbar]

Her name wasn’t Ada!!!! Hahaha

[@scootsmcgoots894]

My bad donno wtf i ment

[@BookerT69]

LundOdoyl rules!

[@TheSickSense]

Come to Hawaii, Lund!! Wtf! Sam could come with you if you want even

[@RickBryancomedy]

😅😅😅

[@VanillaVercetti]

Audio too rough. Gave up

[@seanmaierhofer5925]

Oof this audio