SMITE - All Gods Direct Taunts (Up to 9.5)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @Rezulince
    @Rezulince 2 года назад +370

    Can We talk about how everybody's just roasting neith for her clothes.

    • @chosen729
      @chosen729 2 года назад +57

      Which is weird cause Awilix, Freya and Nu Wa are arguably just as naked. And yet no one says anything to them.

    • @CountCallous.
      @CountCallous. 2 года назад

      @@chosen729 shut up neith main

    • @TT-mx1mp
      @TT-mx1mp 2 года назад +26

      ​@@chosen729 I'm not saying it excuses the other designs nor do I like them any more but I think with Neith it's ironic that she's a godess of weaving yet wears barely any clothing. She's also a war goddess too but doesn't really look like it either.

    • @michaelmamba1578
      @michaelmamba1578 2 года назад +8

      Cuz they jealous of how bad she is😩, but she did create the world and idk how hirez has her in lore but she’s been credited as Ra and sobeks mom

    • @damienperez7776
      @damienperez7776 2 года назад +5

      "Need some sunscreen Neith?" - Ra. Always makes me chuckle

  • @corxiiifelinike2643
    @corxiiifelinike2643 2 года назад +69

    Hun Batz straight up break the 4th wall with “should’ve bought beads, mon.”

  • @kbean7793
    @kbean7793 2 года назад +172

    9:05, this is it, the best directed taunt in the game

    • @tylerszabo7952
      @tylerszabo7952 2 года назад +6

      I was going to make this time stamp. lmao

    • @identityman3247
      @identityman3247 2 года назад +1

      Huh? That seems like one of the weaker ones to me

  • @dougymoney379
    @dougymoney379 2 года назад +178

    It’s sad to see that there aren’t any directed taunts from Odin, Kali, Nemesis, Chaac, He Bo, and Sobek. There's a lot of potential with how they'd interact with the other gods.

    • @awesomesmileyguy
      @awesomesmileyguy Год назад +6

      Odin doesn't even have an intro for when the match starts... They should give him some new voicelines. I imagine the taunts would go like this:
      Loki: "You and your children will NOT bring Ragnarök upon this world. Out of my sight."
      Ymir: "I don't need my brothers to defeat you... again."
      Tiamat: "Another who brings monsters upon this world. The Warriors of Asgard will slay them all."
      Olorun: "Every king is flawed, including you and me. Do not try to bring change so hastily."
      Sol/Hel: "Back to the realm from whence you came. You have no permission to leave."

    • @haileeraestout5567
      @haileeraestout5567 7 месяцев назад

      Lol I'd Imagine Kali Insulting Hades 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kiss-ma-axe6019
    @kiss-ma-axe6019 2 года назад +44

    Can we talk about Artio, she is literally the best therapist ever and what she said to Athena was a slay.

    • @dev2410
      @dev2410 2 года назад +3

      She seems like one of the nicest people in Smite, possibly even THE nicest person around.

    • @awesomesmileyguy
      @awesomesmileyguy Год назад +3

      @@dev2410 She, Sylvanus and Khepri are probably very sad about all the world destroying gods Smite keeps releasing

  • @Lordzykar
    @Lordzykar 2 года назад +81

    Ao: Do you think you could just walk out of MY palace without paying the consequences?
    Mytholohy wukong: Well, yeah. Look at my mighty weapon, does it look familiar to you?

  • @gojiwarrior2479
    @gojiwarrior2479 Год назад +26

    Egyptian Gods:
    0:18 Anubis
    2:15 Bastet
    3:28 Ra
    6:30 Anhur
    10:34 Neith
    12:13 Isis/Eset
    17:03 Geb
    18:54 Osiris
    20:00 Serqet
    25:04 Khepri
    31:08 Thoth
    41:46 Horus
    42:33 Set

  • @yoshistover5881
    @yoshistover5881 2 года назад +50

    I like how Baron is just super chill and has a problem with every other death god lol

  • @GeneralGrievousCIS
    @GeneralGrievousCIS Год назад +14

    44:37 Persephone's contempt for Zeus seems like it would make pretty good sense lore wise. Nice touch, lol

  • @BotSupportIronValiant
    @BotSupportIronValiant 2 года назад +69

    15:59
    Might be the funniest directed taunt I've heard 🤣

  • @sebastien4908
    @sebastien4908 2 года назад +58

    "Freya you easy to smash" - Ymir 2k22

  • @Turtles7734
    @Turtles7734 2 года назад +44

    Funny thing is Thanatos doesn't even kill people. He's the escort. If people see him that means they're already dead.

    • @mvmsma
      @mvmsma Год назад +12

      In the Mythology people stopped dying because someone tied Thanatos with a rope. He had to be reacued by Ares and Hercules since mortals were not dying anymore.

    • @pastelguts6182
      @pastelguts6182 Год назад

      ​@@mvmsmayepp

  • @michaelmamba1578
    @michaelmamba1578 2 года назад +25

    I love how lore accurate then went with ratatoskr, the god of instigating

  • @necromancer7676
    @necromancer7676 2 года назад +17

    43:50 Never would have thought I’d hear this from her

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture8817
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture8817 6 месяцев назад +1

      Despite what most depictions portray, Persephone and Hades had mutual love for one another.

  • @bubbajoe117
    @bubbajoe117 2 года назад +52

    I like Baron Samedi, real protag energy among the Gods of death

    • @awesomesmileyguy
      @awesomesmileyguy Год назад +2

      For real, he, Danzaborou and Maui are the real bros among Gods

  • @MrDudeman9442
    @MrDudeman9442 Год назад +18

    Hel roasting Ne Zha
    “Take that little girl”
    “That is a boy you idiot!”
    😂😭

  • @cavelstone9545
    @cavelstone9545 2 года назад +81

    Jorm is ruthless bro wtf...

    • @TheRonaldNess
      @TheRonaldNess  2 года назад +25

      His Direct Taunts get me the chills everytime I hear them. Definitely my favorite set of Taunts.

    • @michaelmamba1578
      @michaelmamba1578 2 года назад

      Fax his attitude is literally “FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING U CLAIM”

    • @domthe5260
      @domthe5260 2 года назад

      Like seriously. Kellen’s voice is ear piercing and calming at the same damn time. Especially that delivery of: “Dee-myseeee”

  • @navi5661
    @navi5661 2 года назад +42

    Chang'E's rabbit got so incredibly uncute so incredibly fast

  • @nouvelshelby1579
    @nouvelshelby1579 2 года назад +40

    I like how all taunts against Neith are litterally "wear some clothes" lol

  • @jamsandwich3696
    @jamsandwich3696 2 года назад +43

    40:47 Jeez

    • @JollyWanker
      @JollyWanker 2 года назад +19

      That is not a taunt, that is a fucking annihilation.
      Big Snek went for Loki's throat with that one. Jesus lol

  • @armintor2826
    @armintor2826 Год назад +9

    I love how genuinely upset Kuzenbo sounded when he told Bacchus to do a pushup

  • @luckyluckyNo1love
    @luckyluckyNo1love 2 года назад +99

    hold up! there's a Geb voice line directed to Nut?! that means they must have planned on adding her at some point!!

    • @TheRonaldNess
      @TheRonaldNess  2 года назад +36

      Yep, its was the same for Set. Can't remember if Eset already had one or they added it when they rerecorded her voice lines for the name change, but Osiris had a voice line against Set since at lease Season 3.

    • @jeffbezos2960
      @jeffbezos2960 2 года назад +1

      Who is nut?

    • @dereksparks112
      @dereksparks112 2 года назад +5

      @@jeffbezos2960 Gebs wife and the sky. Ra forever separated them, and Geb has been upset since.

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave 2 года назад

      @@TheRonaldNess Her line was in the files and unused, I believe.
      Remember seeing it in the wiki before Set was in the game

    • @dev2410
      @dev2410 2 года назад

      @@TheRonaldNess Eset had a name change? I presume that her name was Isis but then... real world stuff happened?
      Please tell me if I am wrong!

  • @CrazySpecc
    @CrazySpecc 2 года назад +29

    6:48 this gets me everytime
    , Don't forget to aim "

  • @RuneBottle
    @RuneBottle 2 года назад +29

    goated for putting this together. thanks for the hard work and putting this together.

  • @altair658
    @altair658 2 года назад +27

    4:29 damn it ymir

  • @otaviobz
    @otaviobz 2 года назад +40

    Congrats on putting this together! 👏👏👏

  • @greyfullbuster6653
    @greyfullbuster6653 2 года назад +36

    3:22 always gets me

  • @josey_8204
    @josey_8204 2 года назад +16

    Every god: looks like you weren't a match for me!
    Au puch: The horrors of the darkest hells will have you!!!

  • @Schmage
    @Schmage 2 года назад +27

    16:17 best taunt

  • @corxiiifelinike2643
    @corxiiifelinike2643 2 года назад +26

    9:05 Xbal calling Aphro a COUGAR! 😂

  • @rasbparri81
    @rasbparri81 2 года назад +55

    26:53 "Suck an egg, Serqet"
    lmao why is that so funny

    • @StarPlatExe
      @StarPlatExe 2 года назад +4

      Maybe it's the The SHuck on an egg

  • @tionsensei4144
    @tionsensei4144 2 года назад +48

    16:15 is gold.

  • @eddiegoncalves4491
    @eddiegoncalves4491 2 года назад +22

    is nobody gonna comment the "Praise the Sun God? I will Darken your Soul" line? Chernobog literally referenced Dark Souls

  • @p0kem0nlvl1
    @p0kem0nlvl1 2 года назад +21

    Thanks so much for this must've been hard work

    • @TheRonaldNess
      @TheRonaldNess  2 года назад +6

      Yup, pretty tedious but I like doing stuff like this. Had to activate "autopilot" and get it done lol.
      Thinking of doing all Death Animations or all Backs next.

  • @luxdrayn
    @luxdrayn 2 года назад +20

    4:31 Ayo Chad Ymir

  • @KingTrimba
    @KingTrimba 2 года назад +14

    Dude some of these are legitimate emotional damage

  • @rinanani8989
    @rinanani8989 2 года назад +15

    1:15 dont let that hear greta thunberg

  • @K31N0S
    @K31N0S 2 года назад +19

    34:53 is just *chef’s kiss*

  • @gojiwarrior2479
    @gojiwarrior2479 Год назад +3

    2:20 sorry, I misheard it for:
    “All Rockets No Brains, eh? Mate.”
    Coming from Mr. Mundy as TF2 Sniper

  • @slaayerr1
    @slaayerr1 2 года назад +24

    Kind of a shame you just don't hear these lines ever because people barely use the base skins

    • @JJ-vm3oj
      @JJ-vm3oj 2 года назад +5

      That or the announcers are to loud

    • @slaayerr1
      @slaayerr1 2 года назад +1

      @@JJ-vm3oj lmao that as well

  • @DanDennisRobloxman
    @DanDennisRobloxman 2 года назад +13

    Hera being jealous of Chang'e and Hou Yi's love is funny

  • @SandwichWhisperer
    @SandwichWhisperer 2 года назад +20

    although i hate persephones rework… i still really love her voice lines

  • @Johndavidson4
    @Johndavidson4 2 года назад +4

    I’ve always loved “a bit small, for a giant!”

  • @TMakuboss
    @TMakuboss 2 года назад +13

    3:37 Ra confirmed discord mod

  • @UMAKEBEATS
    @UMAKEBEATS 2 года назад +16

    00:22 Anubis kinda kinky 🥵

  • @nonomen6665
    @nonomen6665 2 года назад +16

    I think Ratatoskr's are underrated.
    Not only is the little shit spreading lies to start beef between people, but he's doing it while pronouncing all of their names with remarkable accuracy!

  • @vandinho39612
    @vandinho39612 Год назад +7

    40:35 my favorite one
    47:20 My second favorite one

  • @illumanuid
    @illumanuid 2 года назад +20

    30:33 AYO?????

  • @seanhammond4766
    @seanhammond4766 3 месяца назад

    Oh my gosh I love all of these voices everyone so talented!

  • @ujg5529
    @ujg5529 2 года назад +13

    I love the taunts that break the 4th wall. Should've bought beads 😆😆😆

  • @chickencombo7563
    @chickencombo7563 2 года назад +27

    Xabalanque to Aphrodite: a jaguar is more fierce than a cougar
    Lol

  • @zewzit
    @zewzit Год назад +3

    Aahah bro Chiron being all disappointed with Hercules at 26:49, and then suddently telling Serqet to suck an egg is so funny lmao

  • @guillermobaldracco1090
    @guillermobaldracco1090 Год назад +5

    I love how mostly everyone is like what the hell even is Scylla lmao

  • @elielizondo9369
    @elielizondo9369 2 года назад +9

    Damn hel telling guan yu he can't heal cut me deep

  • @corxiiifelinike2643
    @corxiiifelinike2643 2 года назад +30

    Aphro: paint me like your Chinese girls
    zhong: if only you let me paint you like those French girls
    Bruh, the joke came full circle.

  • @borkbork3513
    @borkbork3513 9 месяцев назад +2

    Everyone else: Tough talk.
    Ratatoskr: I am spreading misinformation.

  • @animeforever1962
    @animeforever1962 2 года назад +11

    Damn Jorm, go easy on them.

  • @Ribaiisu
    @Ribaiisu 2 года назад +5

    hera to hou yi and chang'e is actually sad 😭

  • @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786
    @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786 2 года назад +12

    Gods when fighting other gods: Ha! Your defeat was all but assured against me.
    Gods when fighting Scylla: Oh my god, Is it dead??! Please tell me its dead, bro. I just saw it twitch!! PLEEEEZ tell me it's dead, bro!

    • @EmeraldEleki7
      @EmeraldEleki7 Год назад

      It's a divine representation of me finding an ariados in my shower

  • @gojiwarrior2479
    @gojiwarrior2479 Год назад +12

    14:22, 33:04 Fat bodies in a nutshell

  • @crterjd8154
    @crterjd8154 11 месяцев назад +1

    “My scales actually serve a purpose” this HAD to be a diss at her whole crystal passive being removed and of course her remodel. Because I definitely felt the same way when they remodeled her and I only got to see her scales during her ult😭

  • @kuanjesus
    @kuanjesus 2 года назад +6

    geb has a taunt for nut and i'm waiting for nut's goddess reveal

  • @jmrandom4700
    @jmrandom4700 2 года назад +11

    for me, the best interactions are with shiva, since he has a lot of hindu history in his dialogues, he also makes me wonder when they will bring out vishnu in the game, the worst thing is that he already has 2 avatars of him in the game, I hope not put the other 7 before hes release

    • @AnkitSingh-wq2rk
      @AnkitSingh-wq2rk Год назад +2

      It would be kinda weird have avatar and the original creator in same moment

    • @MoshiMoshiDoppio
      @MoshiMoshiDoppio Год назад +1

      @@AnkitSingh-wq2rkpeople think that Xbalanque and Awilix are the same god, or Xbalanque is a reincarnation of Awilix

  • @KillTyrants
    @KillTyrants Год назад +3

    Depending on what skin you use they’ll say different taunts as well these are just the default skin taunts. Makes you wonder just how many interactions the gods have.

  • @04Grey_04
    @04Grey_04 2 года назад +8

    “Paint me like one of your Chinese girls!” 😭😭 No one’s gonna talk about this one?😂

  • @Zoe-nf5ob
    @Zoe-nf5ob 2 года назад +5

    Cupid: *Your never gonna find love with that face*
    💀

  • @heenay8332
    @heenay8332 2 года назад +5

    thank you! this is a great work

  • @robertmarosi2372
    @robertmarosi2372 10 месяцев назад +2

    What we need for Odin:
    To Loki: "Seems like your punishment wasn't hard enough."
    To Thor: "I always knew Vidar was the stronger one."
    To Izanami: "You fit in Nifleheim so well."
    To Zeus: "Im a father of a thundergod myself. No wonder you werent a challange for me"
    To Jing Wei: "Your death was so pathetic, I would never let you in Valhalla"
    To Ares: A god of war with bloodthirs is not more than a killing machine!

  • @gojiwarrior2479
    @gojiwarrior2479 Год назад +4

    3:37 Looks likes Ra is being a Discord Mod

  • @ChaotiX1
    @ChaotiX1 2 года назад +17

    One thing I learned today is that Freya is easy to smash 😏😭

    • @wheezecheese2651
      @wheezecheese2651 Год назад +1

      Makes sense with that Cerberus tweet 😅

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture8817
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture8817 6 месяцев назад

      In mythology she had sex with a bunch of dwarves for a neckless so yeah... Ymir with the double entendre.

  • @randolphsantos9690
    @randolphsantos9690 2 года назад +3

    this honestly made me want to play scylla............................. poor little fenwir

  • @michaelmamba1578
    @michaelmamba1578 2 года назад +12

    3:37 discord mods

  • @A_ZEAL0T
    @A_ZEAL0T Год назад +3

    I love xing tian. He's so badass.

    • @haileeraestout5567
      @haileeraestout5567 7 месяцев назад

      4 : 11 Kali: WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME BAKASURA?????????? *Gets Close His Face*
      Bakasura: Um N-Nothing
      Kali: Good *Walks Away With The Other Devis*
      Bakasura: Man She Looks So-
      Kali: *Looks Back*
      Bakasura: SO FINEEEEEEE
      Kali: *Returns To Deal The Blow* Oh THATS IT
      Bakasura: (Runs Away From Kali)

  • @LJDee91
    @LJDee91 2 года назад +3

    "More like the All-Feeder" lol Cu Chu's savage

  • @Streetzzz
    @Streetzzz 2 года назад +7

    That Serqet face mask line really hits different these days.

  • @levibroderick3063
    @levibroderick3063 2 года назад +11

    Everyone is so mean to Chang’e 😂😭😂

  • @arielalvarado2842
    @arielalvarado2842 2 года назад +7

    the way izanami talks to susano💀

    • @TheRonaldNess
      @TheRonaldNess  2 года назад +2

      He's her son so I personally hope... you know what nvm, these are gods 😬

    • @Ribaiisu
      @Ribaiisu 2 года назад

      @@TheRonaldNess I thought she was the aunt? izanagi is his father
      or are the siblings married 💀

    • @TheRonaldNess
      @TheRonaldNess  2 года назад

      @@Ribaiisu Izanagi and Izanami are siblings/exes.
      Izanagi washed 'himself' of 'her' ugliness/taint, which created the three siblings.
      So while he is the father, Izanami is referred to as their direct mother.
      But through technically she would "still" indeed be her aunt lol, just like Hera would still be Ares's mother/aunt.

    • @Ribaiisu
      @Ribaiisu 2 года назад +1

      @@TheRonaldNess they're dirtyy

    • @TheRonaldNess
      @TheRonaldNess  2 года назад

      @@Ribaiisu 🤷🏽‍♂️ lol

  • @seanhammond4766
    @seanhammond4766 3 месяца назад

    I love these God Taunts. Artemis’s line is funny.

  • @AccelgorTheNinja
    @AccelgorTheNinja Год назад +1

    Damn Neith getting the same smoke from every god

  • @Ezizh04
    @Ezizh04 Год назад +1

    Every other god roasting eachother.
    Ao Kuang: Well I'll be damned it's a monkey!

  • @jrkin
    @jrkin 2 года назад +4

    So I'm guessing Nut will be coming sometime in the future...

  • @amoghmanuachar7015
    @amoghmanuachar7015 Год назад +3

    19:47 Nice reference.

  • @myself2noone
    @myself2noone Год назад +3

    Aww Hel is so cute... and terrifying.

  • @Crazeedaunte
    @Crazeedaunte Год назад +1

    I hope Maman Brigitte has lines with Bacchus

  • @RNS_Aurelius
    @RNS_Aurelius 2 года назад +12

    Most of them the gods are from the same pantheon or have similar or opposing domains but a lot of them randomly just smack talk Scylla. Whats Scylla done?

    • @TheRonaldNess
      @TheRonaldNess  2 года назад +4

      My guess is that because in Greek Lore, she is "Feared by the Gods". So Hi-Rez in the early going just had a bunch of Gods talk shit to her.

  • @Luna5.7
    @Luna5.7 2 года назад +6

    Suku! Give that man back his pants!

    • @gojiwarrior2479
      @gojiwarrior2479 Год назад +1

      How long until someone do a SFM animation of this
      Direct taunts and words being taken literally

  • @akhille6915
    @akhille6915 2 года назад +4

    I just spent the last hour watching this video, what am i doing

  • @michaelmamba1578
    @michaelmamba1578 2 года назад +8

    Why did my girl Amaterasu absolutely murder them?

  • @TomfooleryVA
    @TomfooleryVA 2 года назад +1

    These are indeed very. VERY. old. And the age shows.

  • @glxckstar5568
    @glxckstar5568 2 года назад +7

    Ymir saying freya is easy to smash😫😂

  • @mrmrkeeper
    @mrmrkeeper Год назад +2

    Anyone else wanna point out how mean Neith was to Sobek even though… that’s her son?

  • @Drayy-143
    @Drayy-143 2 года назад +1

    This post just randomly appeared

  • @marmota_a
    @marmota_a 2 года назад +24

    3:18 💀

  • @haileeraestout5567
    @haileeraestout5567 7 месяцев назад

    1 : 05 "Er Your Dead Right?" Lol The Last Line Reminds Me Of Aerith's Death

  • @cookiecutter3116
    @cookiecutter3116 4 месяца назад +1

    Jormungandr literally telling everyone they are not shit

  • @Kimseungsun
    @Kimseungsun Год назад +3

    Im intrigued at Jade's Emperor interaction with Nu Wa, so who did create humanity from clay?

  • @corxiiifelinike2643
    @corxiiifelinike2643 2 года назад +19

    16:33 AMC vs Zeus. That’s really not something to brag about 😂

    • @Lavacell69
      @Lavacell69 2 года назад

      Its a sex joke, amc is making fun of how many women mythology zues raped

    • @mvmsma
      @mvmsma Год назад +1

      Pollinating flowers means impregnating women

  • @michaelmamba1578
    @michaelmamba1578 2 года назад +15

    3:18💀💀💀

  • @heerosagayuy2143
    @heerosagayuy2143 Год назад +2

    Looking at scylla everyone is just like “WTF” 😂😂

  • @wilianrodrigues5280
    @wilianrodrigues5280 11 месяцев назад +1

    6:00
    Bakasura casually regretting eating Bacchus

    • @haileeraestout5567
      @haileeraestout5567 7 месяцев назад

      4 : 06 YEP Thats A REFERENCE To The Logic Plaque From Halo Of What The Flood's Logic Plague So SOMEONE Snuke Bit Of Halo Lore That In This Character And As A Halo Nerd I Find This Amusing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣