[Jesus Only Drinks American Beer, Cindy] Well, sittin' down at the bar one day, And who else would tell a lie, But that dang ol' Cindy Crawford, Sayin' she saw Jesus drinkin' in Brunei. Now I know our savior, Cindy C. Don't let falsehoods in your ear. 'Cause just like we do at this bar here, Jesus only drinks American Beer. Buddha may drink Masala Chai, The Greek gods had their wine, But our Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, They're all Budweiser, all the time. Now I won't hear no heresy. We don't hop up on false gods. You listen good, Cindy, you listen here, Jesus only drinks American beer. (Well, that's about as much of that as I care to write of this nonsense. Have fun, y'all.
I miss Nick. I know not everyone cared for his style but moments like 1:16:50 are a great example of why I liked him. That was a genuinely touching thing he said about just wanting to make people smile, immediately followed up with a solid joke delivered straight without missing a beat. He was a great character to have on the show and I hope he's able to overcome his troubles whether he ever comes back or not
Yeah man. His type of comedy wasn’t my thing most of the time, but Nick had a really good dynamic going with everyone, especially Ryan and Josh. I haven’t been a regular watcher of the NLSS for years but I was really sad to hear about the falling out he had with... everyone. I don’t know all the details but I hope he can get better and maybe even reconcile with everyone.
Nick was probably one of my personal favs. NLSS hasn't been the same since for me. His chemistry with Rob, Baer, and Austin were great. But I doubt there's going to be a reconciliation any time soon.
Amorous is funnier the more you know about it because the creator is universally hated by the furry community for being an asshole (and some other stuff...)
Initially it seemed like not really, but then he opened up more. I won't delve into it, it always devolves into sadness and/or toxicity. Searching YT "rockleesmile nlss" gives top results that aren't the full picture, but probably the most concise and pretty recent.
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"Fools seldom differ" God tier title
InstaBlaster.
Comedians often Jinx would be the third part of it was needed.
Adding in the PUBG clip of NL playing the fart noises was the greatest video editing decision in history
Fart (toot)
I forgot how much I want a full, studio version of "Jesus Only Drinks American Beer, Cindy."
Is it just me that imagined the title spoken in the Darkest Dungeon narrator's voice?
I just can't stop replaying the OMETAJINXXE dude, it's too good for this world...
1:12:27
for ease of access
I searched the Janawham Blamiston Jinx to no avail.
I should have trusted Goodegor to finally deliver.
Finally deliver? It's in like 6 of his compilations. He been delivering.
[Jesus Only Drinks American Beer, Cindy]
Well, sittin' down at the bar one day,
And who else would tell a lie,
But that dang ol' Cindy Crawford,
Sayin' she saw Jesus drinkin' in Brunei.
Now I know our savior, Cindy C.
Don't let falsehoods in your ear.
'Cause just like we do at this bar here,
Jesus only drinks American Beer.
Buddha may drink Masala Chai,
The Greek gods had their wine,
But our Father, Son, and Holy Ghost,
They're all Budweiser, all the time.
Now I won't hear no heresy.
We don't hop up on false gods.
You listen good, Cindy, you listen here,
Jesus only drinks American beer.
(Well, that's about as much of that as I care to write of this nonsense. Have fun, y'all.
holy shit how did you come up with this
@@someonelikeable616 I honestly have no clue. I may have been drunk myself.
thank you goodegor i was gonna look for the fart long through door but then you edited it in
Man its so lovely to hear TB.
14:00: Jesus Only Drinks American Beer - and its Pabst Blue Risen
Manger lite
I miss Nick. I know not everyone cared for his style but moments like 1:16:50 are a great example of why I liked him. That was a genuinely touching thing he said about just wanting to make people smile, immediately followed up with a solid joke delivered straight without missing a beat. He was a great character to have on the show and I hope he's able to overcome his troubles whether he ever comes back or not
Yeah man. His type of comedy wasn’t my thing most of the time, but Nick had a really good dynamic going with everyone, especially Ryan and Josh. I haven’t been a regular watcher of the NLSS for years but I was really sad to hear about the falling out he had with... everyone. I don’t know all the details but I hope he can get better and maybe even reconcile with everyone.
Nick was probably one of my personal favs. NLSS hasn't been the same since for me. His chemistry with Rob, Baer, and Austin were great. But I doubt there's going to be a reconciliation any time soon.
Do you still miss the guy now that he was arrested for beating up people in the subway?
@@Bessux what?
@@Bessux When I purposely spread misinformation in the youtube comments
i can't believe I'm being spoiled for quips that aren't out yet
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE POGS OF WAR BOIS
25:30 best part, thanks for including that
Thanks for including the fart long through door
Ty for including fart long through door
Holy fuck the interdimensional poop dinnertime Jinx was AMAZING
Including the fart long through door clip: 10/10 video composition
1:05:00 with the sneak peek, episode ain't even out yet
Let's goooooooo
I love how many "What's the Difference"s I managed to snag
I'm so sad no one made that song, "Jesus only drinks american beer, Cindy"
Google has failed me.
"There's no reason for either of those to have been there!"
God, the Janawham Blamiston jinx was historic
A clip of living TB... I cri.
love the duality of the titles
Poop friends makes me laugh so much everytime
The birth of honorary jinx pog
The AcqMe Corporation is a top tier NLSS meme... that the NLSS might not have made somehow.
Fart long through door is still amazing
This video is such a wonderful pick-me-up.
1:42 Hi goodegor
This title I'm crying
The Kung Pow jinx gets me every time
Fools seldom differ, has a trump ad, title checks out.
This pogs me up good.
RIP Chubbs 55:20
Please somebody tell me which pubg episode the fart stuff is from. I've watched it before but I don't remember the ep.
What's with the weird steam punk machine that appears in the video?
R.I.P Totalbiscuit
GoodEgor
what’s with the counters for seemingly random things? is there something i’m missing?
Goodegor is counting every joke they make and the ones that are showing up more often are the memeier jokea
Oh man. Is that TotalBiscuit?
Amorous is funnier the more you know about it because the creator is universally hated by the furry community for being an asshole (and some other stuff...)
at 21:58 in chat you can see "Yeezy 2020", now Kanye has announced he is running for president this year. Egor what did you do?
He talked about it in 2019 on Twitter
37:47 heh heh re-_produce_
i miss tb
damn i miss totalbiscuit
I miss Nek...Did they fall out or something?
Yeah there was a big falling out. If you miss nek, go give him a watch on twitch, he's still streaming.
Initially it seemed like not really, but then he opened up more. I won't delve into it, it always devolves into sadness and/or toxicity. Searching YT "rockleesmile nlss" gives top results that aren't the full picture, but probably the most concise and pretty recent.
Okay, I saw some bits of his stream and I read some comments, I don't miss him anymore, even though I feel for him.
@@arzas555 Lo wow that was quick @Arzas. What do you think? You think the current nlss crew did the right thing?
@@JBbrownie98 One person cannot hold back the entire crew brother.
Why are you red
hate to say it but the twitch chat reactions are so obnoxious. I don't care what random people on the internet think