this deserves to be famous for: 1. magnificent, beautiful, noticeable thumbnail (that edit is so OH MY GASH IT’S GORGEOUS AND PERFECT) 2. how funny this video is and how it’s made
“My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if... if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life... life goes on. W-well, from-for everyone else, life goes on. Not... not for you. You're... you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, "Orville, I... I have a story." And he said to me, "What's the significance of the story?" And... I said to him, "Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a... y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but... you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes," I said, "A story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and... poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f-they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, "Orville, let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and... then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least... at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter-heh, and I told Orville this as well-if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.”
Finally, an au where the afton family isn’t mentally beyond insane and dysfunctional, new sub earned!
YES I SAW ONE OF THESE AND THE KIDS SWEARED SO MUCH
It's just humor that some ppl don't really like
I know right i at the least like it when they reunite but after that just comedy like this stuff like bro
@@ThatMayagirl it gets to the point its not humor anymore they act like animals
@@JJLol1310some find that funny
i like how everyone’s humor in the fnaf fandom is just centered around natsu
And notcarly💀
@@Vilquetyo eli😊
@@cookiecafemocha yo
@@Vilquet wsp how my girl doing🤩
@@cookiecafemocha I'm gud👍
Michael's face after Miss.Afton said Shikari was hilarious 😂 I love Michael in your AU
You mean shakira
Lol 😂
I'm sad he didn't say, "Your hips are definitely lying" or something like tjat.
Ya mean shakira??
@@MintJellyProductionsTHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING!!!DO IT!DO IT NOW!!
"MaMa EvAn Is BuLlYiNg Me" got me Laughing😂😂
😂😂👹👹 when Elizabeth said MAMABITCH 😂😂😂 got my fucking dying on the ground
Elizabeth's first word and Michael laughing got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
And C.C and elizabeth
@@Puppyissoooooooooooooooooogoodno c.c is not funni
Elizabeth that was soooooooooooooo funny
Bro same I died and came back twice because of this 🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Evan was the only one who had a normal 1st word 😭✋
yes 😭🤚
Yea
😂😂
True
So
*dying laugh seeing them laugh*........WHYYY I CAN'T STOP-
A COD FAN SPOTTED?
Finally an au that has good humor not being cringe and dramatic
CAN WE TALK MIKE WAS COOKING OH ARM
Williams arm
Justice to william
How did you get that sticker?
These parts made me roll out my bed😂😂😂
7:06
4:33
5:35
7:22
And the way she spelled mikes full name
Meee took 😂😂😂
SAME LOLLLL
I cant fall put of my bed i would die
Ohhh, Elizabeth's illusion disc(/disk) is her hair clip. That's creative
The first words of micheal was masterpiece 🙄
Inspirational
Mikol:Or Imma kick ya stanky old (I can’t say the a word.)
Let’s admire Williams hand for a while shall we?
istg- YOU GIVE NATSU ENERGY AND IM HERE FOR IT🤩😊
OMG YOU KNOW HER TOO ?
EEEEEEK!
@@MeimikatsukasuoOFCC
@@Zynahusman WELL I MEAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW HER-
this deserves to be famous for:
1. magnificent, beautiful, noticeable thumbnail (that edit is so OH MY GASH IT’S GORGEOUS AND PERFECT)
2. how funny this video is and how it’s made
1:39 EVAN LOOK SO CUTE RUNNING LIKE THAT I Love this part bro
The way Michael joined the laugh at the end😂
Mikes first word was very beautiful 🥺❤️ ( XD )
i was laughing when Liz says her first word "MAMABITCH" and i know that i was laughing so hard that i chock 💀💀
Mike just made me and my brother die 💀
0:43 I like how eil just tried to kill C.C even when he's dead
This is so funny why aren't you famous!? 😂
The way Elisabeth got thrown😂😂 ❤ 4:38
When Michael said hhis first words i was rolling on the floor laughing 🤣
7:07 had me singing a part of your world😂😂😂😂
Rip Williams arm 💀 And also I subbed to your new channel thanks for telling me about it! :D
Thank u! I love u veeeery much🫶
❤️
5:29 "I'm Shakira" well my dad called me Shakira, right guys?
I love when elizabeth said: MAMABITCH 😂😂
Damn you should be more famous this is so underrated ❤
2:47 is my fav.. 'why u so ugly bro' IFEL LOFF MY CHAIR MAN
“My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if... if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life... life goes on. W-well, from-for everyone else, life goes on. Not... not for you. You're... you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, "Orville, I... I have a story." And he said to me, "What's the significance of the story?" And... I said to him, "Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a... y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but... you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes," I said, "A story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and... poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f-they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, "Orville, let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and... then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least... at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter-heh, and I told Orville this as well-if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.”
Your poor fingers
@@I_like_total_drama What are fingers?
Oh my-
💀💀💀
dam....
this comment is a whole on wattpad chapter XD
This is my fav au of the Afton's now. New sub💪 also very amazing vid 👌
The fact there’s an arm on the pan is really funny 😂 2:23
7:07 WHAT MIKOL 😂😂😂😂😂 you got a new sub😂
Baby Michael is so cute!😍
You say that in every afton kids first word video man-
@@sun12146playlists so what you're saying is that I shouldn't say that to every single Afton kids first words, is that it?!!😠
@@rebeccabuckland8311 I'm not saying that it's just annoying
@@sun12146playlists look. I never once judged you by your opinions so I would appreciate it if you don't do the same. Fair?
@@rebeccabuckland8311 ok
“mikol” perfect name for him 😂
7:10 to 7:14
when you get roasted by a 1 year old
LOL POOR WILLIAM
He needs justice
Bro poor william geez i thought william was scary no we have michael over here cooking his arm!!!!😂😂😂
I LAUGHED SO HARD ON MICHEALS FIRST WORD-
OR MAY I SAY....SENTENCE-
4:37 BRO U MADE ME CHOKE WHEN ELI GOT THROWN
When the mikol the child and lizbeth freaked out after seeing “ShaKiRA” I sounded like a duck laughing 🤣🤣
4:33 Bro mrs afton srsly got hit with critical emotional damage
I didn't plan to watch something funny
And that's nice
This video deserves to be famous bro
I love how even said “Liz are you ok?” And she started tweakin and said “yes!”
Are we not going to talk about how michael is cooking wills arm
THE MAMABITCH AND THAT THROW WAS PERSONAL- 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Legend says that the arm is still cooking on the stove
7:07 bro got roasted by his kid😭💀
Amazing!😂 bruh I love these Aus bruh😭😂😂😂 you deserve likes fr❤
“MAMABITCH” BAHAGAB IM DYING, again..
Bruh the part where Michael beat the hell out out of William by just swearing 😂😂😂😂 7:04
Legends says that Elizabeth is visiting Saturn
Lol😂
Baby Mike and Eli first world is so👁️👄👁️😂😂😂😂😂
Help at elis ome when she said mamabitch i laugh so hard that i lost my voice
Holy guacamole! Micheal’s first word was FIRE 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥
This is good i am one of your first sucscribers
I been asking myself since Mike threatened William and noticed an arm in the pan....
IS IT WILLIAM'S???
OH SO IT WAS HIS ARM AFTERALL 😂😂😂
YOUR SO UNDERRATED LIKE WHAT 😧
Michael's first words had me dying of laughter so much
ShAkIrA sHaKiRa its that u?? iololey iololey
The fact that Elizabeth and Michael said those things when they were 1 cracks me up
Liz: MOMABISH
Mom: NOPE
yeets her away
I like your design and video format! I subscribe
I just started watching you and i am already subscribing
I love Micheal First world i'm proud
hahahahahaha the end was epic I love the word of mikey bro jsjsjsj
Nobody's gonna talk about Micheal COOKING A FRICKING ARM? oh and u did a great job! ❤
Not Michael cooking William's hand 💀🤚
why was william tryna feed mikol food WITH HIS PACIFIER ON
Finally someone noticed
i love the way Mikey mouse was cooking Willy wonka's arm🤤
MICHAEL BE LIKE: SHUT THE F4 UP OLD MAN
Mike’s first word(s) be funny AF😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dam I laughed So hard that u can hear it in space😂😂😂😂😂😂
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Honestly THE BEST AFTON VID IVE EVER SEEN SUBBED 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Bro Michael first words are so funny
Mike has been cursing william out since he was a baby 💀💀
I saw Michael cooking William's arm, so I was like, IS THAT WILL'S ARM??? good job Mike
Mrs. Afton's reaction to Eli: WHAT did she just call me..? 🤨😡
Me And Michael: BAHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA !!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro that line on evans first word though was just…. ✨
4:30 this is the part the got me the most
7:13 damn Micheal might be able to roast William again but even worse tho but mike be spitting facts 🔥 🔥 🔥
Can we just talk about that he is literally cooking a hand
When Clara threw baby Eli I DIED laughing
The way mikol first word is so funnier than I expected ☠️
Are we not gonna talk about micheal cooking an arm
Williams arm to be exact
Remember me when you get famous
MAN WAT MIKOL SAID WAS SO funnyyyy
Michael is so savage 😂
The way ✨MiKoL✨ was cooking an arm
I was try to see Micheal is cooking and he was cooking William arm 😂😂
I love Micheals first word
2:18 what the helllll I hand in pan 😂😂
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABT HOW FUNNY ELIZABETH WERE IN THE START
2:05 isn’t anyone talking about how Micheal is cooking A ARM!
I love it when Micheal said Elizabeths First Word😂
So we aren’t gonna talk about Micheal cooking Williams hand?
Mike's first words got me almost dying from laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Williams arm is cooked to perfection 😂😂😂
MAMA EVAN IS BULLYING ME~micheals the precious words~