this deserves to be famous for: 1. magnificent, beautiful, noticeable thumbnail (that edit is so OH MY GASH IT’S GORGEOUS AND PERFECT) 2. how funny this video is and how it’s made
“My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if... if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life... life goes on. W-well, from-for everyone else, life goes on. Not... not for you. You're... you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, "Orville, I... I have a story." And he said to me, "What's the significance of the story?" And... I said to him, "Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a... y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but... you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes," I said, "A story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and... poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f-they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, "Orville, let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and... then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least... at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter-heh, and I told Orville this as well-if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.”
!["We Have a Child Together..." [Michael Afton Angst] Ab*s3d Michael AU (Part 7)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/61nVS-P6WU4/mqdefault.jpg)
Finally, an au where the afton family isn’t mentally beyond insane and dysfunctional, new sub earned!
YES I SAW ONE OF THESE AND THE KIDS SWEARED SO MUCH
It's just humor that some ppl don't really like
I know right i at the least like it when they reunite but after that just comedy like this stuff like bro
@@ThatMitsurigirl it gets to the point its not humor anymore they act like animals
@@JJLol1310some find that funny
Evan was the only one who had a normal 1st word 😭✋
yes 😭🤚
Yea
😂😂
i like how everyone’s humor in the fnaf fandom is just centered around natsu
And notcarly💀
@@Vilquetyo eli😊
@@HonestGiyuSimp yo
@@Vilquet wsp how my girl doing🤩
@@HonestGiyuSimp I'm gud👍
Elizabeth's first word and Michael laughing got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
And C.C and elizabeth
Michael's face after Miss.Afton said Shikari was hilarious 😂 I love Michael in your AU
You mean shakira
Lol 😂
I'm sad he didn't say, "Your hips are definitely lying" or something like tjat.
Ya mean shakira??
@@MintJellyProductionsTHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING!!!DO IT!DO IT NOW!!
"MaMa EvAn Is BuLlYiNg Me" got me Laughing😂😂
The first words of micheal was masterpiece 🙄
Inspirational
Mikol:Or Imma kick ya stanky old (I can’t say the a word.)
*dying laugh seeing them laugh*........WHYYY I CAN'T STOP-
Finally an au that has good humor not being cringe and dramatic
CAN WE TALK MIKE WAS COOKING OH ARM
Williams arm
Justice to william
How did you get that sticker?
These parts made me roll out my bed😂😂😂
7:06
4:33
5:35
7:22
And the way she spelled mikes full name
Meee took 😂😂😂
SAME LOLLLL
The way Michael joined the laugh at the end😂
istg- YOU GIVE NATSU ENERGY AND IM HERE FOR IT🤩😊
OMG YOU KNOW HER TOO ?
EEEEEEK!
@@MeimikatsukasuoOFCC
@@Zynahusman WELL I MEAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW HER-
“mikol” perfect name for him 😂
Let’s admire Williams hand for a while shall we?
Mikes first word was very beautiful 🥺❤️ ( XD )
When Michael said hhis first words i was rolling on the floor laughing 🤣
Ohhh, Elizabeth's illusion disc(/disk) is her hair clip. That's creative
i was laughing when Liz says her first word "MAMABITCH" and i know that i was laughing so hard that i chock 💀💀
Mike just made me and my brother die 💀
The way Elisabeth got thrown😂😂 ❤ 4:38
this deserves to be famous for:
1. magnificent, beautiful, noticeable thumbnail (that edit is so OH MY GASH IT’S GORGEOUS AND PERFECT)
2. how funny this video is and how it’s made
7:07 had me singing a part of your world😂😂😂😂
7:10 to 7:14
when you get roasted by a 1 year old
LOL POOR WILLIAM
He needs justice
5:29 "I'm Shakira" well my dad called me Shakira, right guys?
I LAUGHED SO HARD ON MICHEALS FIRST WORD-
OR MAY I SAY....SENTENCE-
THE MAMABITCH AND THAT THROW WAS PERSONAL- 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is so funny why aren't you famous!? 😂
The fact there’s an arm on the pan is really funny 😂 2:23
Legend says that the arm is still cooking on the stove
Are we not going to talk about how michael is cooking wills arm
“My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if... if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life... life goes on. W-well, from-for everyone else, life goes on. Not... not for you. You're... you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, "Orville, I... I have a story." And he said to me, "What's the significance of the story?" And... I said to him, "Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a... y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but... you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes," I said, "A story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and... poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f-they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, "Orville, let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and... then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least... at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter-heh, and I told Orville this as well-if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.”
Your poor fingers
@@Glamrock_Freddy_Plush2 What are fingers?
Oh my-
💀💀💀
dam....
this comment is a whole on wattpad chapter XD
Baby Michael is so cute!😍
You say that in every afton kids first word video man-
@@sun12146playlists so what you're saying is that I shouldn't say that to every single Afton kids first words, is that it?!!😠
@@rebeccabuckland8311 I'm not saying that it's just annoying
@@sun12146playlists look. I never once judged you by your opinions so I would appreciate it if you don't do the same. Fair?
@@rebeccabuckland8311 ok
Legends says that Elizabeth is visiting Saturn
Lol😂
1:39 EVAN LOOK SO CUTE RUNNING LIKE THAT I Love this part bro
Bro poor william geez i thought william was scary no we have michael over here cooking his arm!!!!😂😂😂
Are we not gonna talk about micheal cooking an arm
Williams arm to be exact
I love when elizabeth said: MAMABITCH 😂😂
0:43 I like how eil just tried to kill C.C even when he's dead
😂😂👹👹 when Elizabeth said MAMABITCH 😂😂😂 got my fucking dying on the ground
I saw Michael cooking William's arm, so I was like, IS THAT WILL'S ARM??? good job Mike
Mrs. Afton's reaction to Eli: WHAT did she just call me..? 🤨😡
Me And Michael: BAHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA !!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“MAMABITCH” BAHAGAB IM DYING, again..
I didn't plan to watch something funny
And that's nice
This video deserves to be famous bro
Dam I laughed So hard that u can hear it in space😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mike’s first word(s) be funny AF😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh the part where Michael beat the hell out out of William by just swearing 😂😂😂😂 7:04
Damn you should be more famous this is so underrated ❤
Baby Mike and Eli first world is so👁️👄👁️😂😂😂😂😂
When the mikol the child and lizbeth freaked out after seeing “ShaKiRA” I sounded like a duck laughing 🤣🤣
Mike has been cursing william out since he was a baby 💀💀
The way ✨MiKoL✨ was cooking an arm
4:30 this is the part the got me the most
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
The fact that Elizabeth and Michael said those things when they were 1 cracks me up
I been asking myself since Mike threatened William and noticed an arm in the pan....
IS IT WILLIAM'S???
OH SO IT WAS HIS ARM AFTERALL 😂😂😂
Williams arm is cooked to perfection 😂😂😂
I was not expecting Michael's first words to be cuss words
the way Mrs. Afton threw elizebeth😂💀
Nobody's gonna talk about Micheal COOKING A FRICKING ARM? oh and u did a great job! ❤
When Clara threw baby Eli I DIED laughing
Micheal 7:05 Micheal 7:13 xd
Liz: MOMABISH
Mom: NOPE
yeets her away
Mike's first words got me almost dying from laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:07 bro got roasted by his kid😭💀
Not Michael cooking William's hand 💀🤚
Michael is so savage 😂
The way mikol first word is so funnier than I expected ☠️
YOUR SO UNDERRATED LIKE WHAT 😧
Now william is stuck in his scraptrap form when he transforms into an animatronic
I love it when Micheal said Elizabeths First Word😂
hahahahahaha the end was epic I love the word of mikey bro jsjsjsj
2:47 is my fav.. 'why u so ugly bro' IFEL LOFF MY CHAIR MAN
Help at elis ome when she said mamabitch i laugh so hard that i lost my voice
Bro that line on evans first word though was just…. ✨
Can we just talk about that he is literally cooking a hand
I like your design and video format! I subscribe
Amazing!😂 bruh I love these Aus bruh😭😂😂😂 you deserve likes fr❤
ShAkIrA sHaKiRa its that u?? iololey iololey
Well that arm Mikol was delicious 😂
Michael has mood swings
4:33 Bro mrs afton srsly got hit with critical emotional damage
Bro Michael first words are so funny
giggling and kicking my feet bc of this vid
MICHAEL BE LIKE: SHUT THE F4 UP OLD MAN
Yall should try this
When c.c,Elizabeth,✨️ShAkIra✨️ is laughing on 7:20
You should shake your screen cuz it looks like they are moving
I hope lizzy's okay..💀😭
The fact that Michael called his dad an old man it was alot
I love Micheals first word
I just started watching you and i am already subscribing
I WAS DEAD WHEN MICHEAL SAID HIS FIRST WORDS 😂😂😂😂😂
I just realized Mikol was cooking Williams arm
I love Micheal First world i'm proud
“MAMA Evan is bullying me” 😂😂😂
why was william tryna feed mikol food WITH HIS PACIFIER ON
This is good i am one of your first sucscribers
I was try to see Micheal is cooking and he was cooking William arm 😂😂
IS THIS A NEW GACHATUBER??? OMGOGOGMGGOGOGK
I love how Michael was cooking Williams hand lol
MAN WAT MIKOL SAID WAS SO funnyyyy
William's dad possessed baby Michael's body
and has now come back from the dead
just to roast him! for u purple guy~ 😎