When you're an engineer for the Titan submersible

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @zachstar
    @zachstar  Год назад +1100

    Reuploading cause the sponsor asked me to remove their sponsored portion! haha, which means you're getting a new sponsor, enjoy! (again).
    Oh and shop the STEMerch store here: stemerch.com

    • @sgstudioofficial
      @sgstudioofficial Год назад +80

      Yeah, because video is kinda in poor taste regardless if the subject was of questionable engineering.

    • @tomkerruish2982
      @tomkerruish2982 Год назад +14

      Inconceivable!

    • @marcberm
      @marcberm Год назад +147

      Was the sponsor like, new to Zach Star videos or something? Cowards!

    • @ckq
      @ckq Год назад +44

      Yeah I was thinking the brilliant sponsorship was more of a main channel thing and this seemed like a zachstar himself type of video.
      Hope the reason they removed it wasn't me trolling about you being political on this channel.

    • @masternobody1896
      @masternobody1896 Год назад

      stupid engineer created this trash samberine

  • @TheDarklink82
    @TheDarklink82 Год назад +5053

    To be fair to the actual design engineer on the titan sub, he actually did raise objections to the design of the sub as he believed that it wasn't safe to use....he was fired because of it.

    • @theastuteangler
      @theastuteangler Год назад

      Which further solidifies that this was not a "tragedy", this was deliberate stupidity and rich-people hubris. Brilliant can suck a lemon for their political-correctness or whatever they wanna call it.

    • @beskamir5977
      @beskamir5977 Год назад +557

      Yeah, I was kind of hoping Zack would mock that by having the engineer get immediately fired after raising several concerns.

    • @codyrodriguez1056
      @codyrodriguez1056 Год назад

      And to be fair it’s not a bad sub, if your just doing swallow dives. But to take twice it’s limit is just retarded

    • @zissler1
      @zissler1 Год назад

      and the replacements were all diversity hires.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Год назад +127

      @@beskamir5977 I could only imagine the engineer talking about advanced physics and people look at them like it's over their head - and then shoos the person to get out without telling them and if questioned would say 'eh (whispers how the engineer had their own ideas) - they didn't focused on what we want to look after: the submarine. Then someone else says 'you mean submersible' and then the one who said submarine says 'it fins in the back to look like a fish. See this is what we're bring to the depths'. Then the person who looks at it gets in awe and knows what's next: to buy a video game controller.
      There everyone - I wrote it out to enjoy.

  • @CubemasterXD
    @CubemasterXD Год назад +2661

    "what is the pressure gonna be down there"
    "force over area"
    GOLDEN

    • @michaelvalentine2821
      @michaelvalentine2821 Год назад +65

      Same as up here!

    • @lucykitsune4619
      @lucykitsune4619 Год назад +44

      Well I mean it's not entirely wrong, it's just that the force of the water pusing onto the area is a LOT bigger and generally everything in the integral cancels out so you're better off just calculating hydrostatic pressure...

    • @mahpell7173
      @mahpell7173 Год назад +11

      r/technicallycorrect

    • @lostboy8084
      @lostboy8084 Год назад +4

      Well technically the closer you get to the Earth's core the more gravity will effect you and things around you. So the deeper you go underwater the more gravity stronger gravities force. Meaning water pressure even the air pressure in the sub and yourself will be affected (only slightly as the sub bears the brunt of the pressure from the water and gravity) but most people would think water pressure and forget gravitational force

    • @junkster777
      @junkster777 Год назад +5

      ​@@lostboy8084wrong, gravity weakens the further down you go. There's deep mine shafts you can go down and when you weight yourself, it's actually lower than if you were on the surface.

  • @mattkim96
    @mattkim96 Год назад +999

    “Cause you can’t dodge the ground!”
    They almost discovered wavedashing before they died

    • @maverickmissile801
      @maverickmissile801 Год назад +27

      Almost ™️

    • @TheEntity.Stories
      @TheEntity.Stories Год назад +30

      honestly L should've just aerialed than than did a speedflipped on the surface

    • @angeltheavali
      @angeltheavali Год назад +19

      @@TheEntity.Stories From Smash to Rocket League lmao

    • @TexMeta
      @TexMeta Год назад +6

      8-bit theater fighter blocked the ground when they were falling to their deaths. Saved his whole party.

    • @RannonSi
      @RannonSi Год назад +2

      Which is weird, because I thought that was what the manual said that you had to do, to fly.

  • @SubSilence
    @SubSilence Год назад +1646

    Legend has it that the Joy-Con survived and is still drifting to this day

    • @illustriouschin
      @illustriouschin Год назад +32

      Joycon is a hundred times better quality than what they used.

    • @EMETRL
      @EMETRL Год назад +42

      idk if you intentionally made that perfect pun but i'm impressed nonetheless

    • @William43210
      @William43210 Год назад +11

      @@EMETRLno way it wasn’t intentional I say

    • @DibIrken
      @DibIrken Год назад +8

      Haha. Driff pun. 🤣🤣

    • @hristiqndimitrov5249
      @hristiqndimitrov5249 Год назад

      ​@@illustriouschinnah

  • @4dragons632
    @4dragons632 Год назад +648

    The only way it could be better is if the engineer was played by several people, and the driver was the CEO. And anytime the engineer said something that the CEO didnt like we smash cut to a different person playing the engineer now agreeing with the CEO.

    • @alenasenie6928
      @alenasenie6928 Год назад +30

      Do you remember the last time you saw 2 people in this channel?, Although the idea itself is good, here you would see him with an "engineer #1" written in a piece of paper in the shirt, then #2, #3, etc. Hope he does that if there is anything extra about that piece of evidence.

  • @guillaumedupuis4929
    @guillaumedupuis4929 Год назад +713

    My only question is why did they not implement a fast travel option to teleport to the titanic

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Год назад +10

      too bad they just didn't market VR (virtual reality) instead.

    • @magmaman8021
      @magmaman8021 Год назад +64

      because you need to discover the area before you can fast travel to it, that's why they were traveling there, to unlock it for fast travel

    • @bipolar-tiger
      @bipolar-tiger Год назад +15

      Because you can't fast travel when there are enemies around.

    • @subjekt5577
      @subjekt5577 Год назад +2

      I mean technically speaking, they did..... The less buoyant, the faster the dive rate, and displacing all that air in the submersible with seawater definitely decreased the buoyancy

    • @Signs-mb8gy
      @Signs-mb8gy Год назад +3

      Dude it would ruin the difficulty of the game. You gotta earn your way there to get the true gaming experience.

  • @nisterror
    @nisterror Год назад +250

    Too soon?...No.
    If we compare the amount of time it took for the submersible to implode relative to how long is has been since it imploded, the order of magnitude is huge.
    In conclusion, perfect timing @zachstar.
    Final grade: A+

    • @SubSilence
      @SubSilence Год назад +20

      Besides, Stockton Rush was basically asking to become OceanPâté the moment he set foot in that death trap

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Год назад +1

      I think you just said big words and hoped they would make sense and go together. But how else are we supposed to know this is a legit review of something sciencey.

    • @RobertoCarlos-tn1iq
      @RobertoCarlos-tn1iq Год назад

      tell that to the dead kids mom.

    • @Pystro
      @Pystro Год назад +4

      In my opinion, the amount of grief time increases with how much the victims suffered. And how
      - numerous
      - young
      - marginalized
      - culturally similar to yourself
      they are. You may disagree on a few of the criteria, but it won't change the fact that the Titan disaster was fair game *minutes* after it happened. The one overconfident wannabe Tony Stark checks only the last box, and a handful of millionaires are none of these.

  • @karoshi2
    @karoshi2 Год назад +288

    "I don't feel any pressure." - "Not since my wife left me! I'm so sad."
    That one got me laughing. 😂

  • @FalcusSTG
    @FalcusSTG Год назад +82

    This video was so good that the sponsor needed their part removing so that it would be reuploaded and we'd get to enjoy it a second time. We are blessed.

  • @dougmartin2007
    @dougmartin2007 Год назад +72

    "Maybe Jack's still alive." That got me.

  • @boredguy6970
    @boredguy6970 Год назад +619

    Would be cool if Zach made an actual serious in-depth analysis about the flaws of the Titan Submersible’s engineering and had it be a tie-in with this skit, or vice versa.
    Would make the two staples of his channels overlap.

    • @beskamir5977
      @beskamir5977 Год назад +21

      That'd be epic. Real Engineering and Thunderfoot already did their part in breaking down what happened but it'd be neat to hear Zach's perspective too.

    • @freddykabuffke461
      @freddykabuffke461 Год назад +6

      I mean... Thunderfoot did

    • @catballsefv34
      @catballsefv34 Год назад +4

      Zach's an electrical engineer

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 Год назад +1

      In depth you say? 😆

    • @nyanbrox5418
      @nyanbrox5418 Год назад +1

      idk I mean personally I think the fact that they used a wireless 2005 gameboy controller or whatever to pilot this thing pretty much demonstrates how much they care about safety just in and of itself

  • @RobloxKid123
    @RobloxKid123 Год назад +142

    "What's the pressure"
    "Force over area"
    "Same as here!"
    I'm dying

  • @sayrejoseph
    @sayrejoseph Год назад +470

    Bro got his degree from a McDonald's Ice Cream machine. Which is also how effective the sub is

    • @MrKabobCK
      @MrKabobCK Год назад +33

      I wonder if the company stole parts from McDonald's to build the sub, hence the broken ice cream machines 🤔

    • @sayrejoseph
      @sayrejoseph Год назад +31

      @@MrKabobCK We might be onto something here. We finally figured it out boys

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 Год назад +8

      At least the McDonald's ice cream machines are still ice cream machines unlike the TITAN which is now a pile of scrap metal at the bottom of the ocean 😶.

    • @Ninjagamer101
      @Ninjagamer101 Год назад +4

      *was*

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Год назад

      Funny enough those ice cream machines wouldn't be broken so often if they weren't coded to be that way by the manufacturer.

  • @EnderMega
    @EnderMega Год назад +64

    "Cause you cant dodge the ground!" its my favorite sentence in this.

  • @harryhuang4605
    @harryhuang4605 Год назад +112

    I didn't know the Titan submersible was a playable SSBU character 🤣

    • @SubSilence
      @SubSilence Год назад +13

      Titan got 2 stocked by the North Atlantic

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 Год назад +5

      @@SubSilence Zero to death.

    • @kevinmorbidthelostcronin1984
      @kevinmorbidthelostcronin1984 11 месяцев назад +1

      Nah. Mortal Dive. "Finish It". "Multiple Fatalities." "Sub-zero Depth wins."

  • @NathanTaub
    @NathanTaub Год назад +142

    Ironically enough, they actually would have been able to detect the failing hull material if they had knocked on the side of the hull -- CFRP changes its sound as it starts to delaminate.

    • @FormerGovernmentHuman
      @FormerGovernmentHuman Год назад +29

      They could hear the hull cracking for over almost an hour apparently.

    • @doncarlodivargas5497
      @doncarlodivargas5497 Год назад +9

      Did they not have audible monitoring system to do exactly that,
      detecting sound? And the monitoring system was indicated "red"?

    • @PragmaticAntithesis
      @PragmaticAntithesis Год назад +19

      So the "engineering" in this video is actually more sound than the real deal. Oh boy

    • @BadOompaloompa79
      @BadOompaloompa79 Год назад +5

      ​@@doncarlodivargas5497 Ive seen the audible monitoring system compared to a flash detector to warn of thunder. Sure the light gets there first. But not far enough ahead to do anything about what's coming.

    • @doncarlodivargas5497
      @doncarlodivargas5497 Год назад

      @@BadOompaloompa79 - the initial comment was the audible system of knocking on the hull, how far ahead will that detect a failing hull?

  • @magicianwizard4294
    @magicianwizard4294 Год назад +65

    3:37: "Haha still got something" is real meta, well played.

    • @Glaciace
      @Glaciace Год назад +7

      I know what you mean.

  • @preshkayili
    @preshkayili Год назад +49

    "You can't dodge the ground" 🤣

  • @ZM1306
    @ZM1306 Год назад +46

    "It only echos if its strong"
    This scares me.... because it
    sounds like something someone would actually say. So I fear this is a direct referance to something rather than just a joke.

    • @jblock9675
      @jblock9675 Год назад +4

      i think it might kinda be, the way they were measuring the damage and like tiny internal cracks in the hull was, if i'm not mistaken, a system that recorded audio and listened for something that would indicate stress on the hull, but for some reason (not engineer, just saw a video with cool graphs) that only really works with metals, with composites it won't really be useful. (someone please correct me)

    • @ZM1306
      @ZM1306 Год назад +2

      @jblock9675
      It works for metal because when you know the composition, you know what its yield curve is, and it will start to yield before it fails.
      That is very diffrent from banging on it and saying "it echos so it's good!"
      That scares me.

    • @jblock9675
      @jblock9675 Год назад +3

      @@ZM1306 Thanks! needed to look up what a yield curve was but it's cool such a method would work at all, I'll keep that in mind next time I build a submarine for visiting the titanic

    • @ZM1306
      @ZM1306 Год назад +1

      @jblock9675
      Lol, I wasn't even worried about it with my sub project. Being I want to just putt around in my local lakes.
      But every time you tighten and torque a bolt the same principal applies.
      I had to look up the correct name, it is the stress-strain curve.

    • @jblock9675
      @jblock9675 Год назад

      @@ZM1306 oh cool, ur making a sub? How large?

  • @kylebroussard5952
    @kylebroussard5952 8 месяцев назад +1

    *The support team guys face says it all, not even surprised they died, but surprised they're still alive*

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 Год назад +73

    Does the controller have vibration? Yes? Ok, have that trigger if the walls or window are about to implode do to too much stress.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Год назад +1

      The vibrations are also in the submersible to make you feel the world around you (like when you bump into something in a video game) for a first-hand experience! Create the thrills of the scene for a real adventure - and build a points system so that if you have enough hits to the world around you - you lose and can reset from the starting point on the ocean surface to start over the process again.

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 Год назад +2

      @@extropiantranshuman Right, so they can anticipate the impending implosion and really FEEL the excitement!

    • @kekistaniattackhelicopter2242
      @kekistaniattackhelicopter2242 Год назад +1

      Unironically the controller was the only thing that made sense in this craft. Anyone who had a game console knows how much abuse those things can take before you really have to replace it.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Год назад

      @@kekistaniattackhelicopter2242 ah yes - because the video game controller didn't get ripped to shreds like the capsule did - it's the part that made the most sense of it all. Well that's true - it's the only thing that's left standing and surviving at the end of all this. It does make sense that it's the most sensical part, even if it led the capsule to its fate - because it didn't itself get destroyed in the process. I can only imagine the engineers using that logic at the time.

  • @tolep
    @tolep Год назад +109

    It seems that online courses are not enough to learn how to build a submarine.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Год назад

      ocw and mooc's are to help with self-learning to be able to step foot in a class setting, not replace the class itself.

  • @theastuteangler
    @theastuteangler Год назад +27

    lol my jaw dropped at the Brilliant ad run.
    Anyway: topical, edgy, 9 lols out of 10.
    RIP to the kid who didnt want to go. No love lost for the others.

  • @Cydr0n
    @Cydr0n Год назад +56

    All he had to do was input the Konami Code and they would've survived

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 Год назад +2

      Congratulations you just won the internet!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aaroncutting
    @aaroncutting Год назад +7

    I can't believe Zach Star would release this raw and unedited footage of the oceangate design meeting

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 Год назад +47

    I thought this was just a joke at first. Then I learned people actually sent someone into the ocean with a sub controlled by a video game controller

    • @samuelmellars7855
      @samuelmellars7855 Год назад +25

      The problem isn't that they used a video game controller. That's quite common. Nicely ergonomic, most people are used to using them, designed to be easy to use.
      The problem is they used a cheap one that has a reputation for being iffy. And it was a wireless connection, instead of wired. And they didn't bring a spare. They cheaped out, even on the damn controller!

    • @kekistaniattackhelicopter2242
      @kekistaniattackhelicopter2242 Год назад +7

      @@samuelmellars7855
      Also, the controller was not the only thing that could operate the sub. The main controller was the laptop.

    • @spacequack5470
      @spacequack5470 Год назад +1

      What rock do you live under???

    • @anders6326
      @anders6326 Год назад +12

      ​@@samuelmellars7855 For context, the BILLIONAIRES cheaped out on a 60 dollar controller.
      Let that
      Sink
      In.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Год назад +5

      @@anders6326 millions on the sub and bucks on the controller. What could possibly go wro IMPLODES.

  • @grim1427
    @grim1427 Год назад +6

    "Why be right when you can approximate?" Solid Gold!

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 Год назад +77

    I mean, Brilliant is great and all, I'm not gonna hate on them but come on, a submersible implodes and it was revealed that the company taking $250k for this ride was steering it with a game controller, and we're supposed to not find ways to laugh about it? Advertisers should be less skittish about completely harmless jokes like this

    • @MrA6060
      @MrA6060 Год назад +17

      the controller part is not actually the problem, like that was the smart decision, controllers are made to last and to work very precisely believe it or not. It's the rest that was the actual problem

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Год назад +1

      I know if I had a company - I'd advertise hard in this video! The more we make stupidity foolish - the better. The fact that brilliant is marketed on brilliance - seems counterpoint to turn down this opportunity!

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 Год назад +6

      ​@@MrA6060game controllers are not precise, it's the whole reason nicer aftermarket controllers exist. The switch for example suffers large amounts of drift after a short time, while even $1 joystick modules might last longer.
      What you want at minimum is hall effect gimbals, or even the $40 hobby RC controller I have has more precision (but many still upgrade to nicer hall effect gimbals in it too).
      I'm not saying you need a $10k controller to safely operate remote control planes, but I've used one (still hobby grade, not milspec), but interestingly it's very difficult to find controllers the military will allow even for testing only for small UAVs (because they don't want Chinese parts in them, or at least minimal) and not so much with quality concerns.

    • @MrA6060
      @MrA6060 Год назад +10

      @@jakegarrett8109 after market controllers are still game controllers.
      Also you gotta see the whole thing. Using a controller was probably their smartest choice considering everything else they vhose

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 Год назад +2

      @@MrA6060 Its a difference in quality though, and at some point its nicer than what the military has.
      Military spec means I've specified a material, heat treatment, and coatings, but my design may still suck and be insufficient. It also means its made by the lowest bidder. Meanwhile I've got a MUCH more precise pair of headphones for audio quality than military spec (because I can spend money on perfection, whereas in the military you don't care if Beethoven is slightly off, you just need to listen to someone on a staticky radio).
      But yes the part I was just designing while you typed this comment is probably more over-designed and analyzed than some parts of that sub. I'm an aerospace and mechanical engineer, and for my own personal projects I don't have time constraints, I don't have penny pinching managers, I do whatever I want so my stuff is often WAY nicer than anything on the market (maybe expensive if I were to sell, but man is it nice!).

  • @josephmanifold9211
    @josephmanifold9211 Год назад +9

    Best transition to a sponsored segment

  • @richardreffy4550
    @richardreffy4550 Год назад +8

    Of the many RUclips videos about the Titan submersible, this is probably the most informative and succinct.

  • @michaelvalentine2821
    @michaelvalentine2821 Год назад +14

    Really good delivery. It’s so on-point it makes that last joke, which is really drawn out, stay funny regardless.

  • @ATLGAMER47
    @ATLGAMER47 8 месяцев назад +2

    1:02 OMG, I'm dying over here. I wonder if others get the joke on the gaming controller because the actual sub did have a gaming controller to operate. Press A, throw a punch!! Haaaa!!

  • @PaulTheadra
    @PaulTheadra Год назад +3

    The end got me, STEMmerch yo

  • @jamiemoseley8327
    @jamiemoseley8327 Год назад +5

    Video so nice, he posted it twice

  • @kefpull6676
    @kefpull6676 Год назад +4

    Hull: designed for 42MPa pressure crush depth
    Titanic: 40MPa depth (literally only 2 MPa of safety)\
    >carbon fiber weakens over time
    very safe wow

  • @jordainereboe3917
    @jordainereboe3917 Год назад +5

    As I saw the thumbnail and title I immediately burst out laughing. I instinctively knew this was going to be hilarious!

  • @LilFoxyCosplay
    @LilFoxyCosplay Год назад +3

    "You cant dodge the ground!"
    That got me 😂😂😂

  • @oksurfer6086
    @oksurfer6086 Год назад +1

    My underwater doghouse is actually pretty good.

  • @sayrejoseph
    @sayrejoseph Год назад +5

    Been a while for a skit on this channel

  • @j.paulm.1575
    @j.paulm.1575 Год назад +1

    "Cause you can't dodge the ground" is the hardest I've laughed at a comedy sketch in a while.

  • @captainclown2718
    @captainclown2718 Год назад +1

    They pressed so many buttons that they accidentally performed a fatality...

  • @willo7734
    @willo7734 Год назад +12

    Definitely the most extensive documentary I’ve seen on this topic. How did you get all of that actual footage from Oceangate?

  • @eljefeamericano4308
    @eljefeamericano4308 Год назад +2

    Man, this was brutal. Well done.

  • @waldowallace9102
    @waldowallace9102 Год назад +1

    Okay, "Maybe Jack's still alive?" got a real chuckle. Nice!

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 Год назад +3

    I just realised. Did the Titan fiasco mean Titanic took away Olympic's reputation as the only non-warship to destroy a Submarine?

  • @murraymckechnie2086
    @murraymckechnie2086 Год назад +3

    Wow 2 videos in one day!

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter Год назад +2

    Oh! You have the machine that goes "Bing!" Very good!

  • @lukec8371
    @lukec8371 Год назад +1

    This is totally just smash bros when you're forced to play with a singular joycon or worse a Wii remote.
    Also I loved the way you talked and walked in and turned to the audience in the last bit.

  • @littilwood
    @littilwood Год назад +2

    If you see Jack on the door, just make sure you're close enough before picking up the item.

  • @Terminarch
    @Terminarch Год назад +1

    In all fairness it's totally common and good to use game controllers. They are familiar, precise, robust. Just ask the military.

  • @buildersandexplorers3119
    @buildersandexplorers3119 Год назад

    that ad transition was amazing lmao

  • @MyWorld-eb9oz
    @MyWorld-eb9oz Год назад +1

    Oh wow, your profile picture looks DOPE

  • @michaelvalentine2821
    @michaelvalentine2821 Год назад +1

    “Underwater doghouse”. 😂

  • @JakHart
    @JakHart Год назад

    "Haha! Still got something."
    Bro.
    Always.

  • @edsanville
    @edsanville Год назад +2

    Press F to pay respects.

  • @DuelingCharisma
    @DuelingCharisma Год назад

    0:23 Yo I actually am HERE for his line of reasoning

  • @extropiantranshuman
    @extropiantranshuman Год назад +1

    thanks zach for playing out wannabe engineers and engineering gone wrong - against everyone screaming at them to stop and they do it anyway. This is why I sub'd to this channel.

  • @tekiyuyami6406
    @tekiyuyami6406 Год назад +3

    Was not expecting a video like this on this channel. His other one most certainly, but not this one.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Год назад

      and I'm glad he did. This is getting to the real stuff. I wish there was an entire channel dedicated to satirize engineering disasters. It would make learning about them so much easier!

    • @tekiyuyami6406
      @tekiyuyami6406 Год назад +1

      @@extropiantranshuman I agree.

  • @CommanderViviax
    @CommanderViviax Месяц назад

    That's way more engineering and effort than went into that mess. Lol.

  • @ice_kraken55
    @ice_kraken55 24 дня назад

    punch also being pickup depending on distance from something feels very subnautica prawn suit

  • @tirsden
    @tirsden Год назад +1

    "Okay so melee hit with your gun is..." "Left alt." "A'ight. And throw grenade is?" "Hold left alt." "..." "What, we can't be expected to do any real work when porting this game to PC, right?" "Wait, this wasn't made for PC to begin with?" --Bethesda, Fallout 4

  • @simeontolar6924
    @simeontolar6924 Год назад

    dude sefriously...too long that was ASWESOME

  • @nothinguntouchedpodcast
    @nothinguntouchedpodcast Год назад

    I imagine that's exactly how that conversation went when they built that death trap

  • @jasonjenista
    @jasonjenista Год назад

    “Maybe Jacks still alive?!” 😂 I’m dead

  • @koled224
    @koled224 Год назад +2

    I feel personally responsible for this...
    Still look up the Byford Dolphin incident

  • @flam1801
    @flam1801 Год назад +1

    Great video 😊

  • @tantzer6113
    @tantzer6113 Год назад

    People have latched onto the joy stick, but that aspect was never a problem, and it was actually a perfectly good idea and there were always spare joy sticks in case of failure. The problem was the design and structural integrity of the titanium/composite hull, that is, the one thing whose failure would not be survivable.

  • @ronaldschild157
    @ronaldschild157 Год назад +2

    The morbid jokes came along rather quickly in the Titan submersible tragedy. Usually there is a few days time before the dark humor starts virally circulating. This was funny though, and sounds well thought out. The only saving grace, if it can be called that, in this sad tale is the Titan's occupants expired near instantaneously. Their conscious processes never sensed physical pain.

  • @tequilacollins
    @tequilacollins Год назад

    How to make a video even cornier than Spaceballs: Put an engineer in charge.

  • @matthewjohnson6886
    @matthewjohnson6886 Год назад +1

    To see if Jack is still alive 😂👏

  • @alexisjonna683
    @alexisjonna683 Год назад

    “Has this ever happened to you?” 😂😂

  • @sky_pirate
    @sky_pirate 25 дней назад

    We'll never find a megalodon with all these functional submarines out there still punching sharks.

  • @stephenalexander9558
    @stephenalexander9558 Год назад +3

    So awesome! Video sketch is so brilliant with such intriguing humor! Yea! Hahahahaha! O:-)

  • @applejuice7108
    @applejuice7108 10 месяцев назад

    Can't believe there isn't a single joycon drift joke in here.

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 4 месяца назад

    They should've done a reverse grab into an F-Smash right out of shield break.

  • @knigo7967
    @knigo7967 Год назад +1

    Did he just call a red Joycon pink?

  • @fizixx
    @fizixx Год назад +4

    Sure their incompetence cost them all their lives, but HEY....they had fun with it! And isn't that what really counts.

    • @abcdefghij337
      @abcdefghij337 Год назад

      No, what matters is they were diverse and inspiring and not a bunch of 50 year old white guys.

  • @VaibhavShewale
    @VaibhavShewale Год назад +1

    ooh so thats why it happened

  • @lightyagami1752
    @lightyagami1752 3 месяца назад

    The only thing missing from this is "Ocean Wins: FATALITY".

  • @johngalt9737
    @johngalt9737 11 месяцев назад

    Underwater dog house, okay that made me laugh. Damn, that AM/PM commercial is freAky

  • @bill-x2r4s
    @bill-x2r4s Год назад

    This is the smartest engineer ever😂

  • @thenathanbyrne7333
    @thenathanbyrne7333 Год назад

    The sub fused with little Mac from punch out. A fierce opponent

  • @xxak47xx18
    @xxak47xx18 6 месяцев назад

    I just realized years later that Zach Star and Zach Star Himself are the same person im not joking wtf wtf wtf 😂😂😂

  • @shashanksam
    @shashanksam 11 месяцев назад

    i needed that ad

  • @poeanlu875
    @poeanlu875 Год назад

    that ad gave me whiplash LOL

  • @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833
    @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833 Год назад +1

    Best one so far 🤣🤣

  • @potatoheadpokemario1931
    @potatoheadpokemario1931 Год назад +1

    That controller has 4 buttons, why are they limiting themselves to a and b?

  • @triton62674
    @triton62674 Год назад

    How much do you want to bet Zach made this a couple weeks ago and left it till now to upload xD

  • @thefirewizards8481
    @thefirewizards8481 Год назад +24

    Glad to know that the titan sub is also kirby, the best ssbu character. Too bad they didnt have enough jumps to surface safely.

    • @Crym123
      @Crym123 Год назад +1

      Probably up+B'd too early and missed the ledge.

    • @thefirewizards8481
      @thefirewizards8481 Год назад

      ​@@Crym123 oh yeah i hate when that happens

    • @anders6326
      @anders6326 Год назад

      Nah, the Titan was Jigglypuff and the morons that shielding Shieldbreaker was a good idea.
      SOAR LONG!

  • @Shane_Bedard
    @Shane_Bedard Год назад

    The F/A line is comedy gold

  • @zapperman3557
    @zapperman3557 Год назад

    I feel like this is also a bit of a super smash bros rant mixed in with an engineering skit XD

  • @rrrrmrmr
    @rrrrmrmr Год назад

    Huge missed opportunity to use tilt controls to move

  • @gabrielgomez509
    @gabrielgomez509 Год назад

    Loved your T-shirt of the double derivate of stick

  • @badgerrunner7774
    @badgerrunner7774 Год назад

    This is the darkest funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Also I wonder if his sponsor dropped him after this.

  • @nvt1006
    @nvt1006 Год назад +3

    Should have Button Mashed, If it works aganist my siblings it should work with the sub

  • @ADMusic1999
    @ADMusic1999 Год назад +1

    Always save your progress

  • @HiYesThisIsJake
    @HiYesThisIsJake Год назад

    Was expecting a joycon drift joke

  • @Haveuseenmyjetpack
    @Haveuseenmyjetpack Год назад +4

    Not only is this video super classy, but it’s hilarious as well.The controller was pure comedy gold. Punch? Hahah!!! (Sarcasm. Stupid. Despicable video)

  • @extropiantranshuman
    @extropiantranshuman Год назад

    this is the video we always wanted but didn't know we did!