@@adcgdsin9320 How was this a woosh, there was no joke, they just spelled their grammar very bad. If thats the joke its not a good one because it has nothing to do with weird laws.
@Kayla Everett How was this a joke, there was no joke, you just spelled your grammar very bad. If thats the joke its not a good one because it has nothing to do with weird laws.
I posted to Facebook that I needed a cure for depression. One of my friends said, "Joe Santagato." Ive been watching your videos for a while now. Thank you for making me laugh. P.S. I'm from Chicago, and I'm not proud of whoever put these state laws into effect. 😂🙃
It's funny how many of us instantly thought of supernatural when we heard him say that. I wonder how many graves have they dug up on the show thus far?!?!?
I don't think he knows that when you search something, it's stored on a database. You can't just get rid of it, just like if you close a tab, all you have to do is hover over the new tab bar, right click it, & press reopen closed tab (or Ctrl + Shift + T). Nothing forgotten, never erased. On topic though you guys are missing out, when I was little in elementary school, we would throw missiles at each other for sport. It was basically dodgeball with missiles.
You're thinking of the wrong definition of missile hahaha. Missile can also just mean an object that is thrown. Basically a synonym would be "projectile" lol
Just imagining a couple of first responders getting hot and heavy in the back of an ambulance.. then they get an emergency call.. Ah shit.. just give us a minute.. finish.. and have to continue when they are on the way back to the hospital.
"911 what is your emergency?" "This dude just came up and pissed in my mouth." "Okay, well was he your neighbor?" "No, I've never even seen him before." "Okay, well unfortunately sir there is nothing we can do about that."
+g dasssadsfehngd sfhnc vjghknm I am from Texas and one thing is for sure, almost every black person says y'all. doesn't matter what state u r from. I am not being racist, I am black, my family is black my dog is black
Right? I mean, who would have thought that number would be so low? Only 170 people are down with necrophilia? What is this world coming to? Perhaps changing this law is how we can Make America Great Again. *sarcasm alert* :)
+DiGiTyDarKMaN this whole nation needs a national law update few changed, many remove, and some laws made like giving a 14 month old newborn infant child coka cola with their paasifiers. I'm a cashier and it happened all the time and all the parents say is "oh it's fine! it keep them quite and they stop crying." (odd because newborns can't cry just like they don't have any kneecaps) but that stuff is messed up. they stop screaming/being upset because they love it for the wrong reasons
They don't mean actual military missiles joe, a stone or a piece or wood or any object that can be used as a projectile is classed as missile. Great video by the way.
Kevin missiles is extremely misleading. people would actually know what they mean if they used the term “projectiles,” no matter the vibe it gives off.
@@VesselTrinh Okay but how is missile better? We're talking about snowballs, how threatening do they need to be made? An arrow is a projectile. Show me a snowball doing more damage than an arrow
Joe I'm not joking...my friend was charged with throwing a missile at a car in Colorado a couple years ago. He threw the donut he was eating a car while driving because they were yelling at him about something. The guy called the cops on him and an hour or so later he was caught and charged with projecting a missile at a moving vehicle. xD
I recognize it's been well past the point that this is useful information but I haven't seen anyone else say it, any thing you throw can be considered a missile. Edit:I didnt read far enough but also don't feel like deleting this
Hi Joe, Re: your second item - sex...corpse. That law was enacted in part because of activity that took place in a 3 flat that I grew up in. The activity happened around the 1900's. House was owned by a church. Used for services on the first floor and the second floor was used for other parishioner functions such as weddings and funerals. One day the building's caretaker was found defiling the corpse of one of the parishioners as he was preparing it for viewing. The story then concludes with him, running out of the house with the pastor in pursuit and he got run over by a street car in front of the building. No digging required. Yes the house was haunted and after we moved out 3 people died in what had been my bedroom and then the house burned down. That is what provoked my looking into the history of the place.
The thief one had actually happened. He broke in a families garage and got stuck in the garage the whole time the family was on vacation. He sued them and won. I don't remember where though.
I lived in Maryland my whole life and don’t remember hearing about the cursing rule. I can tell you I break that rule every time I drive. Road rage! Lol
+Sierra Lewis no we wont, trump wants to fix the problems in his country, instead of flooding his countries with immigrants (illegal or not), while hillary is in bed with the Middle East, accepting checks from them who will flood the country with muslims and is also a corrupt piece of crap criminal who should be in prison.
+9 years old Juggies r brainwashed they don't need to because missile by definition refers to any projectile such as arrows, or even rocks if used as a projectile. It doesn't necessarily refer to modern rockets.
+Vizual RS "Illegals" are just... people from another location... that want to come to a new location... but have to cross artificial borders created by humans to do so... why is that so bad?
5:40 A friend of mine just got sued for 2000.00 because some-one broke into his motel and his family just started living there at like midnight, the hotel manager called the owner to notify him and he said he would deal with it in the morning. Because the couple had 4 small children the owner didn't want to call the police and report it as a trespass breaking and entering, so he decided to go in the morning to speak with them and tell them to get out or he would be forced to contact police and they would be arrested. However when he got there in the morning him, the manager and onsite maintenance knocked on the door several times over a long period of time and they refused to answer so he opened the door with the key, they sued him because they were in the shower when he came in and the children got frightened. I couldn't believe the judge sided with them, but because he didn't call the police right away they told the judge they were aware they moved in and allowed it and only threw them out when someone else showed up to rent with cash in advance. WTF thats what you get for being a nice guy and not wanting to traumatize small children by having the parents arrested in front of them....
How the fuck is that illegal and why would anyone put a cone full of a melting dairy product in their pocket?? I live in the US and I’m still confused by the US and some of the shit that goes on
Omg I just noticed this... If Keith and Joe had their faces melded together they would look like Tyler Joseph (Leed singer of Twenty Øne Piløts) think about it
0:50 Zombie sex is illegal?! Ya think?! Depending on the stage of decomposition, your girlfriend might start falling apart when you go to move her! Then there's the issue of the bugs and maggots, also diseases and viruses that are now in the corpse. Sorry, Emily! Victor couldn't, even if he wanted to.
Imagine the conversation, I kinda wish they made this joke in TWD since they already had a “I miss my vibrator” scene so this fits “Man I fucked a zombie a few days ago and now my penis itch”
Joe Is My Best RUclipsr!!! :) Seriously considering looking up the laws in my state after watching this... Who knows what I'll find..hahaha like if you agree
Joe I think missiles are considered any kind of throwable weapon. I may be wrong but for example if someone throws a rock at a car. It's considered the missile. Again I may be wrong
I googled to check my facts and yes a missile is any object that can be thrown. So a rock would be considered a missile. It's not the actual missile bomb thing your thinking
If it's a law it means it's happened before.
Just let that sink in.
omg I'm dying now
So someone owns a giraffe and was fishing from it and someone miraculously went whale fishing in the middle of the states
AND they got caught
+Bitesize728 hahaha yup! Why else would it be a law 😂
+TheTamEra06 Well, I mean, if you have a giraffe and you're fishing on top of it you're so high up someone is bound to see you.
Idaho needs to chill.
ILYYYY
😂😂
R u allowed to pee in someone else's mouth?? The fuk
slayy
Here before this comment goes viral!!
"All I would have to defend myself would be *thinks* a nail clipper."
I'm wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy makes me laugh so hard
juliette SAME!!!!
Same lol
I think the worst part is that they only made these laws because people were doing them
Creepycreep god that's so true well for most of them
Creepycreep my smile never went away so fast when I read this comment
Now I'm worried about the human race
Creepycreep ik I just thought of that 😂😂
And they are probably outdated and forgotten that there are ones
I agree although I am curious as to how whale fishing in Nebraska happened.
I am from Illinois and I can tell you that we unfortunately have these laws for a reason. 😶
Also in Decatur Illinois it is illegal to drive down the sidewalk without a steering wheel. Yeah that's a real law.
I'm from illinois and I've literally never heard of any violaters of these laws...which are common sense and really shouldn't have to be a law
iceunelle oh poo this is the problem with commenting. My witty sarcasm just doesn't come across right. It was a joke
fashi0nFREAK1 same. Also our government sucks ass
Since you placed the 😶, I have a suspicion you may have to do something with it?
😂
Please do Mad Libs Madness part 6 PLEASE AHHHH
yes!!😂
yessss
pleaseeeeee
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaassssseeeeee
Please
You should do video of weird laws in Canada
YES
Kayla Everett Well, one weird law you should have is that you have to take a grammar test before you write a comment.
Woooosh
@@adcgdsin9320 How was this a woosh, there was no joke, they just spelled their grammar very bad. If thats the joke its not a good one because it has nothing to do with weird laws.
@Kayla Everett How was this a joke, there was no joke, you just spelled your grammar very bad. If thats the joke its not a good one because it has nothing to do with weird laws.
The only RUclipsr that can genuinely make me laugh out loud
We should get married
Joe santiago is an artist of comedy
I posted to Facebook that I needed a cure for depression. One of my friends said, "Joe Santagato." Ive been watching your videos for a while now. Thank you for making me laugh.
P.S. I'm from Chicago, and I'm not proud of whoever put these state laws into effect. 😂🙃
@Sarcasticaly_ me (Bethany) that's a real compliment to Joe. Hope he sees your comment.
Laughter IS the best medicine!!! :)
I also have depression, and Joe helps a lot with his videos
haha I'm from Chicago, too!
hahah I post to facebook too!
Sarcasm? ;)
Any object thrown in the air is considered a "missile"
I was also imagining a rocket
so the law means you can't throws shit like snowballs at peoples cars? Because that makes a lot more sense than fucking rockets
+JOSEPH CANLAS How exactly do you throw a fuckin rocket!?? the fuck you mean
+Graham E I don't know, maybe
+Venom 720 no, at first I thought a every missile was a rocket
Lol as a marylander, literally nobody follows that law.
TheKtwStudios same I live in Maryland... my parents always break that law
TheKtwStudios yep ikr
TheKtwStudios I know right. I always flick people off and cuss at them
TheKtwStudios THAT IS SO TRUE
True
The law about no sex with dead people and him saying how hard it is to dig 6 feet, all I could think was "wow Sam and Dean really do work hard."
The fact that you wrote this it made my whole night haha I thought the same thing
+SherylsDiary I'm glad I can make my fandom bro/sis happy :)
Well they don't fuck the corpse. They burn them bc spirits that's why
+Emmy B I know...I was just saying that it's hard digging a grave...
It's funny how many of us instantly thought of supernatural when we heard him say that. I wonder how many graves have they dug up on the show thus far?!?!?
Watching this guy's videos for the past hour and my husband thinks I'm gone insane. Can't stop laughing loooool
raven MSP lol. Same
raven MSP you wish you had a husband
raven MSP "your husband", your most recent vid from 3 months ago was of this kids game I played when I was like 9. And you sound younger than 12 soooo
raven MSP what husband? You're like 10
Three THOUSAND pounds which is well.... A little fucking heavy
just a fucken little 😂
I don't think he knows that when you search something, it's stored on a database. You can't just get rid of it, just like if you close a tab, all you have to do is hover over the new tab bar, right click it, & press reopen closed tab (or Ctrl + Shift + T).
Nothing forgotten, never erased.
On topic though you guys are missing out, when I was little in elementary school, we would throw missiles at each other for sport. It was basically dodgeball with missiles.
+Icesolize foam ones?
Ashna Nadesan Military grade foam ones.
You're thinking of the wrong definition of missile hahaha. Missile can also just mean an object that is thrown. Basically a synonym would be "projectile" lol
I am from Colorado and I can tell you with 100% certainty that and no throwing missiles law was made because of the mad missle thrower of 1972
sam jonas okay. I have questions
sam jonas that actually happened??😂
sam jonas Hahahahah u Fuckin druggo😂😂😂😂
I have been found
last time I was this early Joe still had a buzz cut
LMAO SAME
And a wrinkled bedsheet behind him
Being from Nebraska, I got way too fucking excited when Joe mentioned my state 😂😂😂
But you can't go whale fishing! XD
Krowler LMAO
Yes you can. In Walmart.
Anup Atre Im dead
These types of people are annoying AF ^^^^^^
in Nevada it is illegal to have sex in an ambulance while it's responding to a emergency call
sorry utah
Just imagining a couple of first responders getting hot and heavy in the back of an ambulance.. then they get an emergency call.. Ah shit.. just give us a minute.. finish.. and have to continue when they are on the way back to the hospital.
Misread as with LMFAO
No fucking shit😂
"911 what is your emergency?"
"This dude just came up and pissed in my mouth."
"Okay, well was he your neighbor?"
"No, I've never even seen him before."
"Okay, well unfortunately sir there is nothing we can do about that."
I live and Maryland, and literally EVERYONE (myself included) swear while on the highway lol
I also live in Maryland and didn't know this was illegal wtf
+Pinkdj me neither
Prophetless772 I live in MD and I confirm this is true.
Prophetless772 exactly 😂😂😂
some freaking rode rage xD
When he said who is going to buy a eye I Instantly though people in Craig'slist would buy it
I thought he was going to reference one of his craigslist videos when he said that lol
People who need an eye transplant are the customers
Same
Maybe it's part of the ritual that involves the gallons of wolf semen. XD
This comment is fucking gay
I live in Illinois. You're telling me i can't pee freely into my neighbors mouth?!
sorry dude....
Poor bastard lol
Kratos8462 shit truuuu
I'm lucky. I live out in the country in Illinois so I can piss in anyone's mouth!
I live in Illinois and I didn't know this was a law.
Who fished from a giraffes back?!?! And who got so offended by that that they made a law against it?
George Washington, and John Hancock, in that order.
Unless the lawmakers were drunk...
ShankMen better yet who is picking up 3,000 pound missiles and throwing them
Like paper airplanes
@@bentennyson2615 Floridaman 😂
I would love to know 😂😂
Y'all have the weirdest laws ever. Thank God I'm Canadian.
Same !!!!
I live in canada too. but it just became beastiality (sex with animals) is legal
+K Jj holy fuck. WHAT ARE YOU DOING CANADA?!?
Randomly legalizing shit? I dunno?
+g dasssadsfehngd sfhnc vjghknm I am from Texas and one thing is for sure, almost every black person says y'all. doesn't matter what state u r from. I am not being racist, I am black, my family is black my dog is black
In Nebraska we do have: Rain, and Rivers, and lakes 😂😂😂
Then where the fuck are the whales coming from
+shane persaud Wait, whales don't just pop up out of nowhere where you live? What kind of crazy place do you live in?
i’m pretty fucking sure you don’t have fucking blue whales in those rivers and lakes
Mary Youssef watch the full video bud
Casandra Ochoa no u don't they don't exist u dummy! Jk😂😂😂😂
I LOVE YOUR VIDS!!!!
Who doesn't haha
+KaGedSpirit true
+Malaya D same!! :) he's so funny
Me! He"s annoying! Bye!
+Jordan Durham how???
By missiles, it probably means thrown objects ie a rock
Tristan Behrens Then why use the term "missiles"? Why not something like "projectiles" or just "object"?
Mari the She Hunter Because that is the definition of missiles. In law, if incorrect grammar or words are used it's very easy to find loopholes.
Tristan Behrens Indeed.
Mari the She Hunter That's why they used missiles and not other words
Tristan Behrens They can just say projectiles
I guess 290 people disagree about the corpse thing.
Right? I mean, who would have thought that number would be so low? Only 170 people are down with necrophilia? What is this world coming to? Perhaps changing this law is how we can Make America Great Again. *sarcasm alert* :)
Yah there are some sick fucks out there.
Says "JackThelRipper" ......????
i wouldn't be surprised
fucking ass fuck!! ! lmao
"He slips on the stairs huuh" you're incredibly animated and hysterical!
a stone can be classed as a missile, i don't think they mean actual missile, more like a projectile
I am surprised that Joe did not know that ( or maybe he did but for comedy ......)
so what do you classify a ball in baseball that you throw for spor
sorry I sent that too fast. ... May I ask why, whatever you can throw be classified as a missile?
missile - a weapon that is forcibly thrown or projected at a target but is not self-propelled
that's the official definition apparently
an orange can be called a missile, just because it is soft doesn't mean that thrown it can't cause harm to the body
"Nobody has a giraffe!!"
**cough cough** tal fishman's parents **cough cough**
OMG. Who comes up with these laws. 😂😂😂
These are the people that are running the world... GOD HELP US ALL
heyyy girl 😀
It's scary when you think about it. These laws were made because people were doing these things in the first place.
yea because state legislature also runs the world, dumbass
+DiGiTyDarKMaN this whole nation needs a national law update
few changed, many remove, and some laws made
like giving a 14 month old newborn infant child coka cola with their paasifiers.
I'm a cashier and it happened all the time and all the parents say is "oh it's fine! it keep them quite and they stop crying." (odd because newborns can't cry just like they don't have any kneecaps)
but that stuff is messed up. they stop screaming/being upset because they love it for the wrong reasons
😂😂😂😂😂
I live in Colorado, and that missile law had me dying lmfao 😂😂😂
Must be bad knowing u can't throw a tomahawk missile around :(
helps knowing that I can't throw snowballs at cars in Colorado....
me too 😂
Joe Santagato's videos are some of the very BEST things to watch on RUclips!
living in michigan im kinda scared of getting house broken into now
*Lol who would pee in neighbors mouth*
:)
Haha
Dx
Apparently people in Illinois....
Don't ask questions you don't want answers to, trust me
I'm uncomfortable about the background change for some reason..
I didn't even notice tbh I was focusing on him he's funny I do like the old one tho it was beautiful
He is still fixing his studio so it will change
I am too... thought I was the only one..
dont start with this marina joyce shit again
mE TOO
My girlfriend and I live in Nebraska. Can confirm there are NO FUCKING WHALES!!
I live in the state next to Nebraska and can confirm that as well.
I live in a state no where near Nebraska and can confirm that also as well
I live in Arizona and I do not understand how this law even came to be and also confirm that there are no whales from my knowledge...
Maybe they mean fat people 🤔
I think if you we're to see a whale, how do you fish a whale?
In Ireland robbers have a right to sue if they get hurt in your house 😂😂
jules lennon in Australia Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
Kat Rose the fuck
And uk
randle salami that’s bullshit.
In America we shoot them in the face for breaking into our house.
They don't mean actual military missiles joe, a stone or a piece or wood or any object that can be used as a projectile is classed as missile. Great video by the way.
Bruce Wayne in Colorado that law was created cause of snowballs specifically but probably extends to other things too
they honestly could’ve said “projectiles.” missiles just sounds misleading.
lily rehindere Doesn't sound threatening enough, projectiles just has a pewpew vibe.
Kevin missiles is extremely misleading. people would actually know what they mean if they used the term “projectiles,” no matter the vibe it gives off.
@@VesselTrinh Okay but how is missile better? We're talking about snowballs, how threatening do they need to be made? An arrow is a projectile. Show me a snowball doing more damage than an arrow
Joe I'm not joking...my friend was charged with throwing a missile at a car in Colorado a couple years ago. He threw the donut he was eating a car while driving because they were yelling at him about something. The guy called the cops on him and an hour or so later he was caught and charged with projecting a missile at a moving vehicle. xD
I recognize it's been well past the point that this is useful information but I haven't seen anyone else say it, any thing you throw can be considered a missile.
Edit:I didnt read far enough but also don't feel like deleting this
What?
@@Dumb_Killjoy anything you throw is a missile in the eyes of the law
I was waiting for him to talk about Texas 😂
Same 🤣
Eating and watching was the worst idea I have ever had
Same
why what happened?
+Dylan Fraser The first two weird laws happened
I haven't watched the video yet!!! I'm on the phone waiting for the call to end so I can watch this
+Dylan Fraser Oh lol
That noise at 2:08😂
*2:07
+PlasmaBoom no it's actually 2:08
*Ok*. The noise between 2:06 and 2:09
its *2:07*
there's a noise somewhere between 0:00 and 5:41 that needs to be noticed
Hi Joe, Re: your second item - sex...corpse. That law was enacted in part because of activity that took place in a 3 flat that I grew up in. The activity happened around the 1900's. House was owned by a church. Used for services on the first floor and the second floor was used for other parishioner functions such as weddings and funerals. One day the building's caretaker was found defiling the corpse of one of the parishioners as he was preparing it for viewing. The story then concludes with him, running out of the house with the pastor in pursuit and he got run over by a street car in front of the building. No digging required. Yes the house was haunted and after we moved out 3 people died in what had been my bedroom and then the house burned down. That is what provoked my looking into the history of the place.
God! That's crazy, I now have no faith humanity.
“You can’t just HAVE a giraffe!”
- Joe Santagato
yo Joe it's illegal in Ohio to own a purple cow
What the actual fuck
awww man ! my dreams are destroyed lol
I live in ohio, nooooooo purple cow:(
I feel bad for the people in Ohio
LOL
The thief one had actually happened. He broke in a families garage and got stuck in the garage the whole time the family was on vacation. He sued them and won. I don't remember where though.
Probably in said state.
That's so fucking dumb
False.
www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.asp
one time a burglar sued a family bc their dog bit him while he was tryna rob them
Castiel, how's Dean?
"That sounds like a prostate problem" I damn near spit my beer out. Damn near...
I like how Joe deciphers this shit like it matters...😂😂😂
I live in maryland and I have definitely broken the highway swearing law
KetsubanVGC who hasn’t?
I lived in Maryland my whole life and don’t remember hearing about the cursing rule. I can tell you I break that rule every time I drive. Road rage! Lol
I looked it up once and apparently it's a law in Rockville haha
Ive never seen so few comments on one of these videos i must be super early
same
Ikr! 😆 the amount of comments are countable
you're not early, you're on time
Lol
well you have some beautiful eyes sir
"I don't even know if there's rain in Nebraska" 😂😂😂
I live in Nebraska. Unfortunately, no whales but we do have rain!
We have lakes too😂
+bubblegumbrat and a Grand Island
I live in Nebraska too... It always makes me laugh to hear how little people know about it 😂
+Erich Schlup that's the town I live in 😂
+Nasia Tatum probably more boring than California but not anything severe😂
This series will only get more extreme of Trump gets in...
Uhm no. But obviously your stupid if you want people to vote for Killary.
+KealyHD #votefortrump
+Isabella McCartney I hope for your sake Hillary gets in
+Isabella McCartney actually it's Hillary not Killary and trump if he wins we will all die
+Sierra Lewis no we wont, trump wants to fix the problems in his country, instead of flooding his countries with immigrants (illegal or not), while hillary is in bed with the Middle East, accepting checks from them who will flood the country with muslims and is also a corrupt piece of crap criminal who should be in prison.
I can't sell my eye?
Well there goes my college fund.
Make a part 5!!!!!! I love these!
JOE'S VIDEOS SLAYYY ME
My favorite part of his videos is how worked up about the world's stupidity 😂😂😂
"What the Jesus"I'm gonna use that one day
I can't stop watching these. I've watched them easily a dozen times. My favourite is part 2 co-starring Keith lol
A missile could just refer to any projectile.
+9 years old Juggies r brainwashed they don't need to because missile by definition refers to any projectile such as arrows, or even rocks if used as a projectile. It doesn't necessarily refer to modern rockets.
Thank goodness I read the comments before posting. Didn't want to be redundant.
+ENGMAC then why not use "projectile"....
+Jake Milley because the world missile also works fine for people that actually know it's definition
damnit. i just posted this... should have read the comments
I want to see a animated version of this.
Oh boy once we get trump in the office be ready to be making to atleast Weird Laws Part 20
As long as illegals and Muslims aren't here....I'm fine.
+Vizual RS oh ffs
+Vizual RS "Illegals" are just... people from another location... that want to come to a new location... but have to cross artificial borders created by humans to do so... why is that so bad?
Or even Hillary both are bad 😂
I think you might have an extra chromosome
0:19 Holy shit, that had me cracking up really hard. (The prostate problem)
According to Fallout 4 missiles are weightless, unless ur on survival mode...
Joe is the funniest man alive. I swear to god I can't not laugh at this shit.
Omg the corpse law made me think of contracted and god no.... just no.
+Charlotte Adler YES EXACTLY
yooooooooooooo . i love that movie my dude
lmao same. i watched it last week
Emma Hagans DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE A SECOND MOVIE???
"You take it and you just...RRRUGGH" lmfao
haha pretty sure I have broken the maryland law at least once!!
and i don't even live there lol!
+Lindsey Fox It's ironic because we literally have the worst road rage ever, people honk 24/7.
I live in Maryland and I can guarantee you that I have!!!! Lol!
Michelle Watson lol it's hard not to living in that area especially if you're near d.c. haha!!
***** lol very true!
you and tal fish Aka:Reaction time would be great friends
We should get married
"What kind of psycho even considers having sex with a corpse?"
Probably the kind that doesn't want the person to scream, fight back or file a suit.
2020 still here and still laughing love this guy
Before modern missiles were invented, "missile" meant any kind of projectile
This was a good one lol
especially the eye part!
is that you in your picture? if so, you're really pretty!!
+OverOpinionatedTV okay maybe I'll check it out
+gabiitana yeah it is lol , thanks so much you're pretty too
He sounds like Ross from Friends.
The road rage part had me dying 😂
Whoops, I've broken that Maryland cursing law since literally every day.
It's 11:30, I'm in bed, meant to sleep at 10, and I'm cracking up 😂
Its nearly 5 in the morning for me yes im awake that long
5:40 A friend of mine just got sued for 2000.00 because some-one broke into his motel and his family just started living there at like midnight, the hotel manager called the owner to notify him and he said he would deal with it in the morning. Because the couple had 4 small children the owner didn't want to call the police and report it as a trespass breaking and entering, so he decided to go in the morning to speak with them and tell them to get out or he would be forced to contact police and they would be arrested. However when he got there in the morning him, the manager and onsite maintenance knocked on the door several times over a long period of time and they refused to answer so he opened the door with the key, they sued him because they were in the shower when he came in and the children got frightened. I couldn't believe the judge sided with them, but because he didn't call the police right away they told the judge they were aware they moved in and allowed it and only threw them out when someone else showed up to rent with cash in advance. WTF thats what you get for being a nice guy and not wanting to traumatize small children by having the parents arrested in front of them....
Wtf
I know right?
i’ve never met a judge with good judgement.
That giraffe rant KILLED ME😂😂😂😂😂
Its illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket on Sundays in NYC, the front pocket is illegal the rest of the week.
How the fuck is that illegal and why would anyone put a cone full of a melting dairy product in their pocket??
I live in the US and I’m still confused by the US and some of the shit that goes on
TheLoneWolf 204 I didn’t make the law, just searched for strange laws multiple times over the years
NewHellraiser
Ik that I’m just saying why would anyone enforce it or even think to put one in their pocket
TheLoneWolf 204 a lot of these strange laws are old ones and no one really enforced them either. If someone does enforce it it is rare
Omg I just noticed this...
If Keith and Joe had their faces melded together they would look like Tyler Joseph (Leed singer of Twenty Øne Piløts) think about it
lead*
or just the only fucking singer
Its too early to be fucking with me like this.
It's 4:00am and you got me fucked up
Interesting
A missile is anything that is launched or thrown. A rock is a missile if you throw it. Hell, a spitball is a missile.
Yella Dart then cars launch missiles at each other all the time
I gotta say this guy has more emotions in his hands than his entire face when he does these videos, and that's even funnier!
I have a giraffe. He's named Stevenson
Buy I live in Canada so it's okay
...
do you fish from the back of Stevenson ?
I would be so honored to catch a pike or walleye from the back of your giraffe.
I have a giraffe pet names Steve
Dang it I can't pee in my neighbors mouth
I can't have sex with dead people either! What it this!😂
+Carson02plays lol. fucking stupid laws. but there was probably enough complaints for them to make these laws
+Dylan Fraser
Jackaboy... Is that you¿ 👀
+Tiana Hudson shhhh...
I live in Texas so i guess im going to look for people selling their eye😂😂
Same. 😂
_craigslist_
"Do you want the fucking eye or not?" LOL
0:50
Zombie sex is illegal?! Ya think?! Depending on the stage of decomposition, your girlfriend might start falling apart when you go to move her! Then there's the issue of the bugs and maggots, also diseases and viruses that are now in the corpse.
Sorry, Emily! Victor couldn't, even if he wanted to.
Imagine the conversation, I kinda wish they made this joke in TWD since they already had a “I miss my vibrator” scene so this fits
“Man I fucked a zombie a few days ago and now my penis itch”
Put Trump on one of your series, that will get some retention
Haha yes
+TheEverythingTechMan hahah yes
Joe Is My Best RUclipsr!!! :) Seriously considering looking up the laws in my state after watching this... Who knows what I'll find..hahaha like if you agree
agree
i love your videos
me too
i LOVE your video when you prank jacob sartorius
lmfao I fucking died when he was like 'so if a guy is trying to murder the family and *hah* falls on the stairs' 😂😂😂 idk why but the *hah* killed me
This is why I live in Canada, and not America.
They aren't as crazy because Canadians are not as stupid you idiot xD LMAO
+Célia Laëtitia I'm from Canada too
+Célia Laëtitia Didn't Canada legalized beastiality just recently
You obviously don't know Canuukada's laws. And who wants to live up there with your PM???
Who wants to live in America with these filthy embarrassing politics?
Who goes whale fishing in Nebraska??? 0_o
I busted out laughing when he shown the map
like THERE'S NEBRASKA!
Have you seen the whales here?!?!
+RandomJC nobody knows anything about Nebraska
takinadeuce Lucas Cruikshank was born in Columbus Nebraska(he's the Fred guy).
Well, we do know that you cant go whale fishing in Nebraska. So, theres that...
What if the person has only just died?
On ANY circumstances, sex with a dead person is NOT okay!!
+Isha Abdi chill the fuck out, daytime Emmy
+Robert Kemp Sorry.
Still a corpse.
I think it's good. Don't have to worry about getting them pregnant.
i was drinking water while watching the road rage part and it went everywhere
Joe I think missiles are considered any kind of throwable weapon. I may be wrong but for example if someone throws a rock at a car. It's considered the missile. Again I may be wrong
I googled to check my facts and yes a missile is any object that can be thrown. So a rock would be considered a missile. It's not the actual missile bomb thing your thinking
lost619 I was thinking the same I remember seeing that. but still funny