I Took My Wife On 50 First Dates!

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @northstorm9411
    @northstorm9411 Год назад +1308

    Can we talk about how much of a genius this man is he took his wife on so meny different "dates" and got to write it off as a business expense

  • @novanull1617
    @novanull1617 Год назад +1331

    Thanks to Brandon and Gloria for showing your beautiful relationship. Now the rest of us can only hope to find a relationship as amazing as yours ❤

  • @krunkskunk
    @krunkskunk Год назад +476

    Brandon has set my standards too high for what I want in a relationship. This was such a cute video!!!

    • @Dipvide
      @Dipvide 7 месяцев назад +3

      Wanting a loving relationship is not having high standards.

    • @krunkskunk
      @krunkskunk 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Dipvide You're so right, this just shows how much I need therapy. Apparently I don't value myself enough to realize what the bare minimum is 😣

  • @Lord_Shredder
    @Lord_Shredder Год назад +977

    This is like. So fucking wholesome you guys are so awesome together. And Brandon I've been watching for so many years and you continue to amaze me with that charisma you have 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee
    @Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee Год назад +233

    Happy Anniversary, you guys!! I can’t believe it’s been an entire year since the wedding. 🥰
    “No, I’m not that Mexican.” GLORIA HAHAHAHA

  • @zavierdavis9527
    @zavierdavis9527 Год назад +2290

    Every time this man posts a video i’m more and more tempted to call the mental health hotline 😭😭

  • @sarahsfavfan
    @sarahsfavfan Год назад +79

    What I love the most about you two...is how much we can see and feel the love you two share for each other. Thank you for sharing it with us as well.

  • @zolorc2288
    @zolorc2288 Год назад +61

    “I got flashed”

    “I flashed someone”
    😂😂😂

  • @blurryfacepostz
    @blurryfacepostz Год назад +185

    Gloria and Brandon seem genuinely so happy together and it makes me so jealous 😭 the day I have a happy relationship like theirs is the day that I’m fully content with my life ❤️

  • @katiegill6366
    @katiegill6366 Год назад +382

    It’s so crazy that I’ve been watching Brandon since around the time of the crazy edible story. I love both of you thank you for sharing bits of your story :)

  • @kelleynash9905
    @kelleynash9905 Год назад +18

    This is the cutest and most wholesome fucking thing I have ever watched. You two definitely deserved that and Happy Anniversary!

  • @NextGaryBUSEY
    @NextGaryBUSEY Год назад +267

    I love Brandon's videos, it's like a refresher from the strange and unexpected world. I love him for that. Thank you Brandon for everything!!

  • @BCW2000
    @BCW2000 Год назад +33

    I love how he has a massive tattoo across his collarbone and shoulder but the tiny heart nearly killed him 🤣

  • @mr.mackey8775
    @mr.mackey8775 Год назад +51

    their relationship gives me hope for real love one day 🙌🏻

  • @Eliot-is-Dead
    @Eliot-is-Dead Год назад +87

    They are so chaotic and cute lol. Happy anniversary y’all!

  • @Degenerecy
    @Degenerecy Год назад +38

    This is what happens when you find the one and have money. Those that don't say money doesn't buy happiness should watch these videos. These shenanigans for fun would kill my budget for years to come. Mainly the renting a nice house and destroying it and then fixing it back up costs. Also that look on Brandon's face when she said she wasn't wearing anything underneath...

    • @amybamford5266
      @amybamford5266 Год назад +10

      Well considering she met and was with him when he was homeless says a lot about there true love

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 11 месяцев назад

      @@amybamford5266 I don't know any homeless people that have the money to take someone and their daughter out to Applebee's so I really doubt that.

    • @Sabaramond
      @Sabaramond 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@EikottXDHe was living on a van and was basically poor.
      The channel was the only investment to go right

  • @nightgamer7040
    @nightgamer7040 Год назад +16

    Hi Brandon I just want to thank you for the laughs and joy your videos bring to my life. I’ve been going through so much the past year with school bullying and extremely annoying siblings and anxiety. You’re videos make all that lift if only temporary but you make me laugh more than anyone else and it helps. I’m getting help now but the joy anf lightheartedness I feel when watching your videos is amazing and it reminds me that there are funny people out there you can bond with. I started watching you back in 2017 and every video brings tears of laughter it’s amazing. Thank you ❤

  • @MrBuddy-ch7wk
    @MrBuddy-ch7wk Год назад +17

    8:15 "Not where it counts..." That killed me along with just the whole stand up date 🤣🤣🤣

  • @propio2957
    @propio2957 Год назад +34

    "I'm a small man...."
    "Not where it counts!"
    "Mom!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @M23js
    @M23js Год назад +5

    Although he has lost his southern twang, he gained a beautiful family! I can't believe how far you have come beebs. Homeless to mansion. I love seeing it!

  • @kyejago
    @kyejago Год назад +15

    this guy makes me lough all the time and makes me happy when im sad 😍

  • @LiciaYoung
    @LiciaYoung Год назад +12

    Casually making more of the best stuff on the internet. This is so great! 😂

  • @-kyojuroRengoku_
    @-kyojuroRengoku_ Год назад +20

    His wife living the time of her life Fr

  • @JenniferinIllinois
    @JenniferinIllinois Год назад +16

    Brandon: You ever plant a tree?
    Gloria: I'm not that Mexican. Yep, just spit out my drink. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SunnySuggs
      @SunnySuggs 9 месяцев назад

      Yes! That one got me too!

  • @RammedRoses
    @RammedRoses Год назад +14

    Gloria is so golden with her comebacks omg

  • @thistledragon6711
    @thistledragon6711 Год назад +10

    “No, I’m not that Mexican” 😂 I love Gloria

  • @Retro_tomtom
    @Retro_tomtom Год назад +16

    "You ever planted a tree? NO I'M NOT THAT MEXICAN". LMFAO. I just spit out my dam soda with that one!!! BEST LINE EVER!!!

  • @stephengarvey5680
    @stephengarvey5680 Год назад +10

    I love how their love for each other is also balanced with how dirty-minded they both are

  • @maggieelizabethjrdad
    @maggieelizabethjrdad Год назад +5

    Hey Brandon! My name is Maggie I've been watching your videos for a very very long time at least since 2019 but I'm pretty sure since you were in your car and everything like that. You helped get me through a lot of tough times including living alone for the first time and making me feel less alone like i had a friend. going through a break-up having a kid having another break up, being homeless myself and getting my first real apartment and paying my own bills. and now I am battling cancer. I still love to watch your videos because you and all your friends and family make me laugh and it is so wholesome I'm glad to have at least you guys there with me in the hospital! I have loved watching your family become a family and grow and it's just beautiful. I hope you guys continue to do this for a while bc me and the rest of the fanclub love you! ❤❤❤

  • @kaylaxxoo
    @kaylaxxoo Год назад +8

    I have never seen anyone perfect for each other until I saw you two 😂❤

  • @Lilly_not_here
    @Lilly_not_here 8 месяцев назад +2

    "and that's called manipulation" I'M DYING🤣💀

  • @rayshellekeyes7974
    @rayshellekeyes7974 Год назад +25

    The way their energy matches tells u a lot abt them. I love them so much 😭❤️also I’d give Brandon the “pass” 😭

  • @CandiceDik-e4n
    @CandiceDik-e4n Год назад +9

    *brandon jumps on shovel*
    Gloria: “ that’s what’s gonna get me pregnant again”

  • @shark_746
    @shark_746 Год назад +4

    this was so wholesomeee!! you two are so cute together also stop cutting your guitar shreds so short 😭i love it when you just break out into guitar riffs

  • @Ellie_23
    @Ellie_23 Год назад +3

    I haven’t watched you in 2 years and just found your channel 😂 I can’t stop watching

  • @Wiskrz212
    @Wiskrz212 Год назад +6

    Happy anniversary! 💜🖤 you two are definitely couple goals 🥰 i love watching you guys grow both independently and together. Here's to many more years and many more dates! ❤

  • @LauraPhoenyx3
    @LauraPhoenyx3 Год назад +8

    Awwwww you two are so perfect together

  • @greyphantom04
    @greyphantom04 Год назад +28

    8:58 has me laughing more than it should. Brandon’s terrified face is amazing

  • @xxopoloq
    @xxopoloq Год назад +6

    “My wifes first day to..
    *THROWING AXES.* “

  • @sshhrroomm
    @sshhrroomm Год назад +11

    congratulations for your 1 year! i absolutely love you both! 🫶

  • @xRandomSarahx
    @xRandomSarahx Год назад +3

    This was brilliant 😂 so happy for you both that you found each other! ❤
    I loved the "Just Friends" reference 😂

  • @Smokey0753.2
    @Smokey0753.2 Год назад +50

    THE AMOUNT OF JOY I SEE WHEN YOU POST IS NOT SPEAKABLE

  • @jamiecroasdale8264
    @jamiecroasdale8264 Год назад +6

    PLEASE GLORIA IS ME
    “You told me they’d be unforgettable, haven’t forgotten one”
    “What did we do directly before this?” 😂

  • @Chubby.Kiwi-.-
    @Chubby.Kiwi-.- Год назад +9

    Brandon and Gloria’s relationship and another couple (Aileen and deven) really set high standards for what a true couple is for me. 😂😂

  • @RiceEyesvr
    @RiceEyesvr Год назад +16

    Every time he post a video I feel more and more relatable to him.
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  • @savagekai_2k
    @savagekai_2k Год назад +3

    this is so wholesome its just these 2 having fun together on there 1 year anniversary 🥰

  • @nicoletteshobbies
    @nicoletteshobbies Год назад +13

    Awe, so sweet and loved it. 16 years and my husband has never done this.

  • @lauraserrano9504
    @lauraserrano9504 Год назад +8

    it’s crazy how happy i get when he posts

  • @GHOST_Ahm3t
    @GHOST_Ahm3t Год назад +2

    This was best far the funniest video he uploaded 😂 the zooming in face the perfectly cut screams etc. 😂😂😂

  • @aubreyrae6928
    @aubreyrae6928 2 месяца назад

    I'm 43 years old and never had anyone take me on a single real date. This is so incredibly thoughtful and romantic while still being funny. Bless you both ❤

  • @RiZUMU_arts
    @RiZUMU_arts Год назад +2

    Happy 1 year to you and your wife! Ya'll are the best power couple on RUclips 🤌

  • @hattiebrown726
    @hattiebrown726 5 месяцев назад +1

    When Brandon was singing, it started off so Sweet and then just went to total crackhead energy😂❤❤

  • @ebony3419
    @ebony3419 Год назад +2

    10:53 to 11:44 I didn’t actually blink. 😂 Basically my eyes widen when you said you would buy all his merch and give it out. And I just continue to watch wide eyes. Haha.
    thanks for that mate. 🤣 ❤️🇦🇺

  • @meghanh2511
    @meghanh2511 Год назад +4

    15:06 I love how you can see Gloria laughing through the camera shakes🤣 I hope I find a man who I can have this kind of a relationship with! Also 16:11 what airline has THAT MUCH leg room??

  • @Ungodly_Plug
    @Ungodly_Plug Год назад +11

    Relationships like this is what still gives me hope

  • @kaybug689
    @kaybug689 Месяц назад

    The way you make Gloria laugh is so real and I love it 👏🏼

  • @sarahhampton9795
    @sarahhampton9795 Год назад +2

    You guys are a beautiful couple, and I love how silly you can be together! ❤

  • @Mary-ol3dg
    @Mary-ol3dg 11 месяцев назад

    That's how to keep the girl. Great ideas. So sweet and thoughtful.

  • @japaneseambassador3562
    @japaneseambassador3562 9 месяцев назад

    God damn, my heart. Y'all just make me freaking swoon, man. You love each other so much, and y'all are just perfect for each other. Starting my day with this video was such a great idea, the wholesome energy is off the charts.

  • @hopemylife1999
    @hopemylife1999 Год назад

    Aaayyyy I'm a Capricorn too!! Not much into astrology but somehow still understood what she meant when she clarified she was a Capricorn when seeing the wall full of weapons.

  • @katieunderwood7693
    @katieunderwood7693 Год назад +3

    This was really sweet and hilarious. I remember watching very very very old videos of Gloria and baby Otoño!!! Omgosh. Then I found her channel from her helping you do mail unboxings early on.. I love it here. Thank you for spreading your wealth with others. It's so kind Brandon. Truly❤

  • @ayonixanimations
    @ayonixanimations Год назад +1

    "That was the sexiest thing. That's the move that will get me pregnant again." I just found this channel for the first time but I love their humour.

  • @yellowysun843
    @yellowysun843 Год назад +2

    definition of "If he wanted to, he would".

  • @Thatbrunette19592
    @Thatbrunette19592 Год назад +4

    What I would give to have a date like this, your such a good husband. I love your videos❤

  • @sms238
    @sms238 2 дня назад

    Brandon and Gloria are soo wholesome together!! They’re by far my favorite ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @sofihiphopbeats296
    @sofihiphopbeats296 Год назад +1

    This was the most wholesome thing I've seen this year 💙☺️

  • @jenniferfuhrmann1928
    @jenniferfuhrmann1928 Год назад +1

    This is so sweet! Gloria is a lucky woman!!

  • @LilliansLament
    @LilliansLament Год назад +1

    This is honestly the cutest! You two are adorable together! 🖤🖤🖤

  • @twigaroho912
    @twigaroho912 Год назад +1

    13:10 the cutout !! I’m crying too
    16:19 I would have freaked if I was walking down the street and saw you guys .. come back to NYC

  • @lib5864
    @lib5864 Год назад +1

    Gloria's heart portrait is actually so sweet and beautiful !! (yours is good too Brandon)

  • @tracyscott1629
    @tracyscott1629 Год назад +1

    Omg this was sooo awesome! I've been watching since you guys were just friends and you were Autumns "Beebs"! I love seeing the love and laughter between yall even after all these years! Happy Anniversary!💜🖤💜

    • @Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee
      @Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee Год назад

      I miss when she called him Beebs. I wonder if she still does that now. 😂

    • @tracyscott1629
      @tracyscott1629 Год назад

      @@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee ikr? Their vids together were always so cute lol!

    • @Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee
      @Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee Год назад +1

      @@tracyscott1629 I miss having Autumn in videos lol. If she doesn’t want to be in them, I 100% respect it, I just love her antics! 😂

    • @tracyscott1629
      @tracyscott1629 Год назад

      @@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee she was in his pillow video not long ago, and she's in Maria's vids alot too!

    • @Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee
      @Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee Год назад

      @@tracyscott1629 I know! I loved seeing her craziness again. I don’t watch Gloria very often. I guess I should hahaha

  • @teresachavez.a2zen
    @teresachavez.a2zen Год назад +1

    Awwwwww.....you two are perfect for each other. That was so sweet. Now if you'll excuse me I have to make a dentist appointment. Thanks for the cavities. lol

  • @valeriebradford266
    @valeriebradford266 Год назад +1

    Happy Anniversary!! Hope none of your dates ended up in the hospital......again. Congrats.

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung Год назад

      😂😂😂 one actually did, it was years ago

    • @valeriebradford266
      @valeriebradford266 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@LiciaYoung I remember them telling the story, look where they are now. Such a cute family.

  • @pizofsoda
    @pizofsoda Год назад +3

    Such a fun couple. Glad to see them get along

  • @caseychoate1522
    @caseychoate1522 Год назад +1

    So very sweet. You two are the best together!

  • @Imdefyinggravity
    @Imdefyinggravity Год назад +2

    Gloria:I got flashed
    Brandon:I flashed someone
    🤣💀💀

  • @TheOfficialMxshhy
    @TheOfficialMxshhy Год назад +3

    I love Brandon’s videos they always make me laugh even the ones where if he screams you get money✨✨😂😂

  • @kari.kay72
    @kari.kay72 Год назад +1

    If my man ain't like this, I don't want him! This is the cutest thing ever😭

  • @QwazieGt
    @QwazieGt 6 месяцев назад +2

    Ya'll ignoring the fact that he shredded that guitar for a sec respect, ur amazing brandon🤣

    • @Drumkid190
      @Drumkid190 6 месяцев назад

      EXACTLY his other channel is just brandon farris

    • @Drumkid190
      @Drumkid190 6 месяцев назад

      It's all guitar

  • @itskermitto
    @itskermitto Год назад +7

    If my man doesn’t bring me on 50 different dates than I don’t want him

  • @lukamalakouti7388
    @lukamalakouti7388 Год назад

    Ive been watching you since 2018 and you still never fail to make me laugh 😂😂

  • @tdxblol
    @tdxblol 8 месяцев назад

    It’s past midnight and my parents would lose it if they found me awake but I literally am in tears trying to hold back my ridiculously loud laughter. This is amazing

  • @BlLK_BALK
    @BlLK_BALK Год назад +1

    Their chemistry never gets old ❤

  • @UnusedLasagna
    @UnusedLasagna Год назад +4

    Brandon Farris videos always make my day better!

  • @Waltuhblack75
    @Waltuhblack75 Год назад +2

    1:15 bro violated that ice brick 💀

  • @halfsine
    @halfsine Год назад +1

    he acts like a robot trying his best to blend in with humans even though he doesnt really understand them

  • @bakugouluver
    @bakugouluver Год назад +2

    can we please appreciate Brandon's guitar solo!!

  • @Gemineyestar
    @Gemineyestar Год назад +1

    Absolutely adorable and when I say that, I mean Gloria ❤😂. This was so cute.

  • @izzyl.2052
    @izzyl.2052 Год назад

    The Paintnsip just reminds me of the video from years and years ago of them painting each other and Brandon just is so in love with her it’s too cute 🥹

  • @janedoebean8599
    @janedoebean8599 Год назад

    I loved this video! Def one of my favorites (I've kinda watched all of them over time). Thanks for sharing. I love Gloria!

  • @Vuudoodoll
    @Vuudoodoll Год назад +1

    HELP NOT JAMESON COUGHING UP SPIT

  • @VintageFlyMothXR339
    @VintageFlyMothXR339 9 месяцев назад +1

    Brother, don't worry about having alone time now. Kids grow REAL fast and you guys will have more alone time later and will look back on the times with kids very fondly. Embrace it all

  • @DarkGrotty
    @DarkGrotty 8 месяцев назад +3

    Fun Fact the girl at 3:26 is dead, it was a common practice to arrange the decised like that for a final picture

    • @Pollito440
      @Pollito440 21 день назад

      The thing that gave it away was the fact that there were no blurry lines. Usually, people would have to sit still for a while until the picture was taken, causing blurry lines to appear around them on the picture. Of course, dead people dont move much since... you know... They're dead, so no blurry lines.

  • @kylafaries47
    @kylafaries47 Год назад +2

    "I'm not that Mexican."
    "I'm LeAkInG!!!"
    "That was the move that would get me pregnant again."
    "Why are you strangling Ryan?!"
    "You're showing all your teethhh..."
    "I got flashed.."
    "Everyone dies."
    - Gloria 2023
    I love her humor

  • @DEADEYE_AB
    @DEADEYE_AB Год назад +2

    7:51 was not expecting him to shred like that

  • @nocturnalmusings1698
    @nocturnalmusings1698 Год назад

    I think we should see other people!
    You won!
    I think we should stay together
    GOLD I love these guys lolol

  • @jaceymccathern6551
    @jaceymccathern6551 Год назад +1

    The way you love her is so wholesome

  • @Fat-Squirrel
    @Fat-Squirrel Год назад +2

    Bro is that type of guy paying for everything

  • @Lena-qk9gv
    @Lena-qk9gv Год назад

    Bro relationship goals right there. Literally so sweet

  • @mirandaandrews2872
    @mirandaandrews2872 Год назад

    Awwwwww your such a sweet caring and crazy man. Happy anniversary to you to keep on going💗😁😁