Surely, there's a cloak of invisibility in the Baradun-Mart that makes you invisible, but there's a big face of Baradun in the back that just stays visible. So when you're walking it's like a 2D Baradun face hovering in the air. Over the face you can read the words: "invisible? More like invincible!"
Now if only Baradun knew that Water Breathing grants up to ten willing creatures of your choice within range the ability to breathe underwater until the spell ends (24 hour, not concentration).
"The thing about Baradun mart is the people arn't buying just any old magic item, there buying just a little piece of MEEEEEE" Baradun when opening the stores.
But they were all of them deceived, for another mart was opened. In the land of Azerim, in the Spires of Gerdawn, the Arrogant Poser Barradûn opened in secret, another store he had since forgotten, to control all others. And into this store, he poured his ego, his smugness, and his will to hurl meteors at all life..
I just remember the time that Rob was explaining Skabatha’s book and explicitly said “a cleric can prepare spells on a long rest, so if you guys were going underwater, he could prepare the water breathing spell in the morning” or something like that.
Greg's class should be renamed the Anti-Cleric, or Faith-Fallen Cleric. He doesn't act out of piety, he's not very giving, he doesn't use his spells that often, he's mad at the divine things he has access to because he doesn't understand how to use them.
@@EALoArt He completely blew off the temple of light when they needed his help. If I were Rob, I would have had a really nice reward lined up for him if he did help, and then docked him something for not helping. I get him losing faith in people, but he is still supposed to hold fast to his faith in his Gods. It is the last bastion of hope for people facing dire times. He's playing like he never really wanted to be a cleric. I get it. Every party needs at least one healer and it can be a thankless and often boring job. I think he got stuck with it by default.
One of the most popular spell scrolls in BaradunMart is "Exposition Dump", which causes the user to tell the nearest person their life story, warts and all.
I imagine it as the kind of exposition that the person that gets to hear it, when it's done, will be sitting up at 2AM alone wondering why they got told all that. Several times.
That was an awesome touch, I gotta say I felt a touch of the old mounting anxiety: "find air, you blue b*****d! Quickly! You're supposed to be fast, for fu- yes,I'll restart. *cue Muttley mumbles*
Did you know, spending 3 of those 5 Kelothac tokens does that thing. Spending 1 Token gives you a roll+1 Spending 2 Token gives you a roll+1d4 Spending 3 Token gives you a (roll-21)*(-1) [basically invert dice, which is basically you subtract your roll from 21.] Spending 4 Token gives you a (I don't remember) Spending 5 Token gives you a Nat20. [Revealed in the RobertHartleyGM Twitch Behind the Screen watch along.]
Baradun having actual character growth and confronting his fall from grace. Meanwhile, everyone else ignoring him and doing grabby hands toward all the loot. Perfect BATD.
I can not wait to see when they realize that after getting the spell Water Breathing, that it can be cast to 10 willing creatures and they wasted all that time on searching in the mart.
Since Baradun picking up the script for Baelin's Route turned out to be useful for fighting Dave and the Selwyns I'm expecting great things from plushie!Baradun.
i imagine theres a commercial running on a half broken down tv in the back of the baradun mart advertising his version of the "slap chop" meme where he shows how you can chop vegetables and fruits and stuff and it goes like: "look how easy it is" and everytime he slices and dices stuff apart theres a "MORSEL AWAY" somewhere on the screen
Antilife Shell: Mortals away! Healing potions: Some wounds away, sore wounds away, more wounds away, all wounds away! Atonement: All sins away! Feeblemind: All thoughts away! Restoration: All woes away! Glitterdust: All stealth away! Daylight: All gloom away! Crushing Despair: All hope away! Heroism: All fears away! Reduce Person: Tallness away! Enlarge person: Shortness away! Death Ward: Mortality away! Fly: Soar up away! Gust of Wind: Blow them away! Phantom Steed: Horse and away! Sanctuary: Keep war at bay! Meteor Swarm: Make them all pay!
Would be funny if Scabitha's book is a completely coherent piece of work and easy to read, but that the difficulty of reading it comes from Bob randomly flipping pages, Bodger just distracting with intimidation and Greg just keeps on asking worried questions 😂🤣
Nice. Had the "good ending" last time. The "drowned rat" ending this time. Reload the save, let's try again and see what other shenanigans we can get into to unlock MORE endings!!
Man, it's been a great 4 years. Thanks for all the laughs, you guys. Shame it ended the way it did, but can't really complain. Hopefully we get to see more of y'all in other campaigns, perhaps in Blades in the Dark? I'm curious how that would go. It's pretty neat.
What about a Ring of Invisibility that has "Vanish away!" or like "Blink away!" Maybe, Boots of Speed that have the slogan, "Dash away!" A really cool one would be a Bag of Holding with Baradun's face with "Stash away!"
Greg the Holy Garlic Farmer being the only one totally uncorrupted by the dark forces fits, thematically. A steady diet of garlic and fish keeps the mind and body pure.
AntiGarlic spell scroll that destroys all garlic in the area. Verbal component is "Fuck you Greg" with a physical requirement of showing middle fingers
VDL looking for magical items. Suddenly a random Artificer/Warrior appears with an artificer right hand. Greeter: "Shop Smart, shop S-Mart!" Baradoun: "Is that the Necronomicon?!"
Baradun merch: Shirt with a picture of Baradun flipping Greg off with the caption "My parents took me to this little sh!thole of a town and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
I do love they are having an issue with the morality of stealing, In the middle of a store they are in the process of stealing from. "We can't steal from stores..." "wait what are we doing literally right now in this moment. We broke into Baradun Mart to steal supplies."
Bob doesn't need sleep and is an amazing sneak and lockpick. He could have robbed all Baradun markets of hats while the rest rest. On the other hand... his rolls!
At the end of the campaign, Ben should destroy his dice in a fantastical way. Crush them with a hydraulic press, melt them with a laser, blow them up with a pipe bomb.
Wouldn't it be awesome if some of Baradun's branded magical traps were hidden among the items? They could unleash funky, chaotic magical effects on any thief daring enough to steal them. I mean, can you imagine Baradun leaving his franchise unprotected? No chance! With his personality, he'd absolutely design these traps himself, ensuring that only HIS unique punishments are inflicted on anyone foolish enough to steal from the High Sorcerer. This could even work as a fun mini-game episode-a heist where players try to grab as much loot as possible without triggering too many effects. Maybe there’s a "commotion bar" that fills with each failed attempt, and once it’s full, the guards are alerted, ending the heist. I already can't wait to see something like this! 😄
Zoned out just prior to the green screen joke about it being the end of the campaign. Instant confusion like...what just happened, where did I just go and for how long was I gone? Did I get abducted? Did I disconnect from the simulation? 😂
@@sidsdabest2416 Will Wheaton is quite famous in D&D related circles, for being cursed by dice gods, which makes him roll about as well as Ben all the time. AND if the game requires low rolls, he immediately starts rolling high.
Oh wow...I actually caught up. I started with episode 1 like half a year ago. Never played or watched DnD before watching this btw so I'm not sure how I ended up here, but here I am, 210 episodes later. I think it's safe to say you got me hooked. Well, I guess I'll go and watch the other campaign now. I'll be right back.
Ben , seriously man, Ask Rob if you can use " Reverse Rolls" this way you Crit almost every time .... Your "1"s will be 20's .... I'm sure he has pity for you on this after all these years. :) Love you guys ...
This is a masterclass in aligning the goals of 4 dysfuncrional egotists! It felt like they were actually working as a team (or something close to it, it's BATD after all). Robs careful dishing out of goodies is masterfully balanced, to the point that a "behind the screen" vid would be a useful tip to all DMs, newbie *or* vet. Lorquin is still the funniest party member, thus.... "Talk-le away!" - scroll of comprehend languages
OK. I’m guessing in Baradun Mart there must be a magical pogo stick that will allow the user to jump over very high walls or onto elevated places. POGO AWAY!!!
Baradun-Toilet paper (with his face on each sheet of paper - yes, Baradun was so in love with the idea of his face on everything, he didn't thougt it through to the end here): *"Poop all away"*
I'm surprised they still haven't tied his terrible "luck" with the dice to the dark force inhabbiting him 'causing it' by sapping his strengths for itself.
In Poland we say something like "there is no time to grief the roses, when the forest is burning" but - like Ben - I don't remember what's the English equivalent.
I know something that sounds like "treating the symptoms instead of a cause of the disease" but I don't know if it's an actual proverb, more like folk wisdom (well, kind of)
"Robert Hartley is DONE WITH THIS DOGSH*T PARTY"
Love it
On the scroll, I read that as "Done with this doesn't party." "Dogsh*t" makes a lot more sense.
did greg forgot that he is such a great actor that he can act like he is breathing underwater
Lol
Haha😂
That was when he was an artificer because he had alter self. Clerics can’t get alter self unfortunately
Reasonable. He can act like and actual dolphin. Noted
@@HasnurHisham-is4mbdolphins can drown too.
They keep trying to kill Zybilna so much that ive nearly forgotten Endelyn's name 😂
Makes you wonder if people are overhearing them speak about killing her so much and word keeps getting back to her from all of these informants.
April Fools Day, you should turn Viva Store into BaradunMart. Lock it in!
You can sell one (or more!) real stuff and list fictional products to populate the store.
No! I want real Baradun merch! 😀
@@DragonsAreHungry Beach Baradun on the surf board with a snorkel with the phrase '''Snorkel Portal Away!''
Agreed
@@tbct4619 Baradun dressed up as normal and the phrase "Dorkle Away!"
Surely, there's a cloak of invisibility in the Baradun-Mart that makes you invisible, but there's a big face of Baradun in the back that just stays visible. So when you're walking it's like a 2D Baradun face hovering in the air. Over the face you can read the words: "invisible? More like invincible!"
Now if only Baradun knew that Water Breathing grants up to ten willing creatures of your choice within range the ability to breathe underwater until the spell ends (24 hour, not concentration).
Hopefully by the next session he should have read that thing.
A potion or scroll of disguise self "now you too can be baradun! *it is illegal to pretend to be high sorcerer baradun*"
"The thing about Baradun mart is the people arn't buying just any old magic item, there buying just a little piece of MEEEEEE" Baradun when opening the stores.
And that's played on a Echo Stone any time someone enters the store.
There were lots of Baradun-Marts, and all but one were looted...
*So on their journey, BATD decided to loot the last untouched mart in the area*
But, you know, it's for good cause! They're trynna save the world, stop the bad guys, something like that.
I straight up can’t remember, was his name friggin' Kelothac?
But they were all of them deceived, for another mart was opened. In the land of Azerim, in the Spires of Gerdawn, the Arrogant Poser Barradûn opened in secret, another store he had since forgotten, to control all others. And into this store, he poured his ego, his smugness, and his will to hurl meteors at all life..
Poor Lorquin was so excited to be finally free from subtitling their madness 😂 thank you for your amazing work
I just remember the time that Rob was explaining Skabatha’s book and explicitly said “a cleric can prepare spells on a long rest, so if you guys were going underwater, he could prepare the water breathing spell in the morning” or something like that.
Greg's class should be renamed the Anti-Cleric, or Faith-Fallen Cleric. He doesn't act out of piety, he's not very giving, he doesn't use his spells that often, he's mad at the divine things he has access to because he doesn't understand how to use them.
@@eduardopena5893 Greg has faith and like... Some trust in the gods. I think it's the people he's lost faith in. I get that.
@@EALoArt He completely blew off the temple of light when they needed his help. If I were Rob, I would have had a really nice reward lined up for him if he did help, and then docked him something for not helping.
I get him losing faith in people, but he is still supposed to hold fast to his faith in his Gods. It is the last bastion of hope for people facing dire times.
He's playing like he never really wanted to be a cleric. I get it. Every party needs at least one healer and it can be a thankless and often boring job. I think he got stuck with it by default.
It was during the time of artificer Greg. Clerics don't have access to water breathing or air bubble
35:33 "Abilities you are not using." For Ben, the top 5 things you are not using are the the numbers 16, 17, 18, 19 and 20 on the dice.
One of the most popular spell scrolls in BaradunMart is "Exposition Dump", which causes the user to tell the nearest person their life story, warts and all.
The first thing they blurt out is their favorite fear
Isn't it a cantrip? He throws it around so much I thought it was.
@@theq86 Yeah but it's available in scroll form so non magic users can enjoy it as well 😂
I imagine it as the kind of exposition that the person that gets to hear it, when it's done, will be sitting up at 2AM alone wondering why they got told all that. Several times.
@@EALoArt If they make the saving throw it's only until midnight 😂
The use of sonic's drowning sfx. Pure Gold
was gonna say the same thing
Yeah, I got some anxiety flashbacks I had not expected today. Perfection.
That was an awesome touch, I gotta say I felt a touch of the old mounting anxiety: "find air, you blue b*****d! Quickly! You're supposed to be fast, for fu- yes,I'll restart. *cue Muttley mumbles*
Started playing in my head as soon as they mentioned drowning!
Maybe Ben should have his rolls inverted, where a 1 is good and 20 is bad, see how many nat 20s he gets.
It didn't help Will with his Wheaton's curse
Then he will roll 20s
True. Maybe they should actually try that. Is it just the dice rigged or his luck just... Outworldly unfixable
@@Karl666Smith Wil Wheaton's curse is that he's Wil Wheaton.
Did you know, spending 3 of those 5 Kelothac tokens does that thing.
Spending 1 Token gives you a roll+1
Spending 2 Token gives you a roll+1d4
Spending 3 Token gives you a (roll-21)*(-1) [basically invert dice, which is basically you subtract your roll from 21.]
Spending 4 Token gives you a (I don't remember)
Spending 5 Token gives you a Nat20.
[Revealed in the RobertHartleyGM Twitch Behind the Screen watch along.]
6:03 Come on Bodger, you know better than that. You should have eaten the bottle too for the potion to work.
Baradun having actual character growth and confronting his fall from grace. Meanwhile, everyone else ignoring him and doing grabby hands toward all the loot. Perfect BATD.
"there will be a guy with a boat we can kill"
... Just laughter in response
These boys will do anything to become fishermen.😂
“SNORKEL AWAYYYyyyyyyyy!”
Is it rude to say
"Snorkel AWAYYYbbblllurrbblele"
That is honestly how the Campaign really should end at some Point.
Something really stupid
I can not wait to see when they realize that after getting the spell Water Breathing, that it can be cast to 10 willing creatures and they wasted all that time on searching in the mart.
11:50 "Oh sweet freedom" -Lorquin 😂😂😂
Everyone cracking at Ben in the green screen was gold, had me in stitches 🤣
11:14 I can’t decide what I like more: the Sonic drowning music or the credits after.
"Robert Hartley is done with this dogshit party" fucking sent me! XD
I couldn't remember which game's drowning music that was!! I was thinking it was SNES Super Mario World.
8:45 Rowans face as he's trying to remember when they were in a submarine...... Lol
Since Baradun picking up the script for Baelin's Route turned out to be useful for fighting Dave and the Selwyns I'm expecting great things from plushie!Baradun.
The snorkel away poster was just perfect.😅
i imagine theres a commercial running on a half broken down tv in the back of the baradun mart advertising his version of the "slap chop" meme where he shows how you can chop vegetables and fruits and stuff and it goes like: "look how easy it is" and everytime he slices and dices stuff apart theres a "MORSEL AWAY" somewhere on the screen
I reckon he could set up a delivery service, with the logo of “parcel away”
"You're gonna love my nuts." "Chortle AWAY!"
Antilife Shell: Mortals away!
Healing potions: Some wounds away, sore wounds away, more wounds away, all wounds away!
Atonement: All sins away!
Feeblemind: All thoughts away!
Restoration: All woes away!
Glitterdust: All stealth away!
Daylight: All gloom away!
Crushing Despair: All hope away!
Heroism: All fears away!
Reduce Person: Tallness away!
Enlarge person: Shortness away!
Death Ward: Mortality away!
Fly: Soar up away!
Gust of Wind: Blow them away!
Phantom Steed: Horse and away!
Sanctuary: Keep war at bay!
Meteor Swarm: Make them all pay!
Would be funny if Scabitha's book is a completely coherent piece of work and easy to read, but that the difficulty of reading it comes from Bob randomly flipping pages, Bodger just distracting with intimidation and Greg just keeps on asking worried questions 😂🤣
Nice. Had the "good ending" last time. The "drowned rat" ending this time. Reload the save, let's try again and see what other shenanigans we can get into to unlock MORE endings!!
You know they forgot to buy the most important thing when going underwater :
Swimsuits!!
They're just prepping for their long journey as Humble Fishermen
Man, it's been a great 4 years. Thanks for all the laughs, you guys. Shame it ended the way it did, but can't really complain.
Hopefully we get to see more of y'all in other campaigns, perhaps in Blades in the Dark? I'm curious how that would go. It's pretty neat.
What about a Ring of Invisibility that has "Vanish away!" or like "Blink away!" Maybe, Boots of Speed that have the slogan, "Dash away!" A really cool one would be a Bag of Holding with Baradun's face with "Stash away!"
A potion of eternal life: "mortal away" - but don't confuse it with the anti-undeath- and anti-gods-and-demon -parfume "Immortal away"💫
I love Baradooon and Bob's relationship. Bob is the cat, Baradoon is the golden retriever. It's beautiful
Oh-h, I think it's the other way! Bob is so genuine and Baradun is always scheming~
For his reliable talents, Ben really needs a d20 that goes from 10-20
He needs the help of 2 possible nat 20a
Potions of water breathing: the printer ink of fantasy worlds
They all drown. Suddenly, (like Rob hinted when Bodger jumped off the Airship) they all respawn back in Honeywood at lv 1.
literally snorted when i saw the "snorkel away" poster...
Greg the Holy Garlic Farmer being the only one totally uncorrupted by the dark forces fits, thematically.
A steady diet of garlic and fish keeps the mind and body pure.
I love it's canon that the party sleeps in a shared bed every night. ❤
I wonder if Bodger accidentally flips the ring while he sleeps.🤔
Oh no, will Bodger pick back up his grudges on Sir Gareth Digbury about the armor thing?
Wart removal cream...'Wart-al awayyyyy'
To anyone thats going to draw an invisibility cloak, I say "Please Look Away!!!!" "Don't Look This Wayyyyy!!!" "I'm Not Gonna Stayyyyy!!!"
"I get a minimum of 25". "But something will still fuck up" this is late game dnd if I've ever seen it.
AntiGarlic spell scroll that destroys all garlic in the area. Verbal component is "Fuck you Greg" with a physical requirement of showing middle fingers
VDL looking for magical items.
Suddenly a random Artificer/Warrior appears with an artificer right hand.
Greeter: "Shop Smart, shop S-Mart!"
Baradoun: "Is that the Necronomicon?!"
Groovy
Baradun merch: Shirt with a picture of Baradun flipping Greg off with the caption "My parents took me to this little sh!thole of a town and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
Baradun always lies down next to Bob in order to be ready to calm him down after nightmares. What a good friend!
PS: Greg is just jealous 😅
Literally piles of platinum in their pockets. 300 gold that's too much! Let's steal it.
I can't believe they didn't even look for "The Scroll of Defeat the BBEG and Save The Day"
I do love they are having an issue with the morality of stealing, In the middle of a store they are in the process of stealing from.
"We can't steal from stores..."
"wait what are we doing literally right now in this moment. We broke into Baradun Mart to steal supplies."
Bob doesn't need sleep and is an amazing sneak and lockpick. He could have robbed all Baradun markets of hats while the rest rest.
On the other hand... his rolls!
NO, NOT THE SONIC DROWNING SOUND. I'M SHOOK 😭
27:30 😅☝️ FIGHT!!!👏👏👏
At the end of the campaign, Ben should destroy his dice in a fantastical way. Crush them with a hydraulic press, melt them with a laser, blow them up with a pipe bomb.
@26:00 the phrase is "Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic"
Baradun merch: Meteor Storm action playset. Ages 3+.
Dark. I like it.
Couldn't Greg just wish for water breathing to the gods at the beginning of the day?
Well, yeah, but that requires remembering you CAN ask the gods for divine interventions ;)
It also requires rolling your level or under on a d100
I love that Baradun and Bodger are the little spoons 😂
30:05 Greg hugging Bodger literally made me fall of my chair🤣
35:32 Abilities you're not using that you should be using.
Like Ben accessing the top 15 numbers on his D20 ?
Hey, foldable boat! Little bit of Norse mythology there, ain't it?
"Don't smell like the sh*t town of honeywood, wear baradoon cologne!"
Absolute wonderful usage of the Sonic the Hedgehog drowning theme!
Wouldn't it be awesome if some of Baradun's branded magical traps were hidden among the items? They could unleash funky, chaotic magical effects on any thief daring enough to steal them. I mean, can you imagine Baradun leaving his franchise unprotected? No chance! With his personality, he'd absolutely design these traps himself, ensuring that only HIS unique punishments are inflicted on anyone foolish enough to steal from the High Sorcerer.
This could even work as a fun mini-game episode-a heist where players try to grab as much loot as possible without triggering too many effects. Maybe there’s a "commotion bar" that fills with each failed attempt, and once it’s full, the guards are alerted, ending the heist.
I already can't wait to see something like this! 😄
Zoned out just prior to the green screen joke about it being the end of the campaign. Instant confusion like...what just happened, where did I just go and for how long was I gone? Did I get abducted? Did I disconnect from the simulation? 😂
Honestly surprising Greg hasn't just been trying his god wish each day to figure out Baradunes mystery spell haha
He's a poor cleric.
@thomasbecker9676 a poor and forgetful one
A good Cleric wouldn't want to bother the gods with such petty mortal problems.
@EbuCallinav I suppose so yeah
But better use it bad then never use it right?
Greg belived in the peoples good in their hearts - but not in the gods (because he knows one - and he's just a jerk)
29:00 honestly thats extremely good story telling, bravo
“Robert Hartley is done with this dogsh*t party” had me dying
Last time they did the good ending, this time they did the bad ending.
Next time they need to do the full completion ending.
I'm honestly just as excited about the Any% ending.
Love the nod to the Sonic "about to drown" music. Also great to hear the whole tune to the opening scene. this channel never disappoints!
You guys should have seen it coming with the Misfits making an appearance. Bloop!
This made me “chortle away!” 😉
Two episodes in a row, they have shown us the ending of this campaign… I have a feeling that the end is coming.
They already recorded it so they know what will happen
Baradun magical toilet bowl cleaner " It portals your mess away." I wish I could draw this would be my entry
Portal it away
Port-A-Loo Awaaaaay!
Like it was stated before, Ben and Will Wheaton must NEVER meet. The resulting paradox will destroy the world.
Explain please?
@@sidsdabest2416 Both have ridiculously cursed dice rolls.
I'm hoping for a Bob and Bubble team up
@@sidsdabest2416 Will Wheaton is quite famous in D&D related circles, for being cursed by dice gods, which makes him roll about as well as Ben all the time. AND if the game requires low rolls, he immediately starts rolling high.
Why would that be a paradox? A paradox would be giving the dice of good rolling to Ben or will Wheaton.
Baradun themed beach merch next summer? 👀
They forgot about their horse pockets! 3 of them could get in there for a little while
''Snorkel away!''
Oh wow...I actually caught up. I started with episode 1 like half a year ago. Never played or watched DnD before watching this btw so I'm not sure how I ended up here, but here I am, 210 episodes later. I think it's safe to say you got me hooked. Well, I guess I'll go and watch the other campaign now. I'll be right back.
Robert Hartley - done with this dogshit party 😂😂 love the credits! Keep up the great work guys❤ can't wait to see the next campaign!
I'm not addicted to the story.
I'm addicted to see if Ben will ever roll well.
Ben , seriously man, Ask Rob if you can use " Reverse Rolls" this way you Crit almost every time .... Your "1"s will be 20's .... I'm sure he has pity for you on this after all these years. :) Love you guys ...
This is a masterclass in aligning the goals of 4 dysfuncrional egotists! It felt like they were actually working as a team (or something close to it, it's BATD after all). Robs careful dishing out of goodies is masterfully balanced, to the point that a "behind the screen" vid would be a useful tip to all DMs, newbie *or* vet.
Lorquin is still the funniest party member, thus....
"Talk-le away!" - scroll of comprehend languages
Best ending ever lol
OK. I’m guessing in Baradun Mart there must be a magical pogo stick that will allow the user to jump over very high walls or onto elevated places. POGO AWAY!!!
I don’t know what I love more:
Reference to sonic when they were drowning or “Robert Hartley is DONE WITH THIS DOGSH*T PARTY”
Love Rob's title :D
...and the town now has Beholders roaming around at night?! ( that was the red figurine Rob put on the table briefly).
i Think it was more allong the lines of Tentacly Monstrous figures
Ben unironically describing free-diving.
It's not impossible, bud, but I loved the conviction.
Greg tries to apologize, but 🎵its too late to pologize.🎵
bob and baradun sleeping together made me laugh so hard
Baradun-Toilet paper (with his face on each sheet of paper - yes, Baradun was so in love with the idea of his face on everything, he didn't thougt it through to the end here): *"Poop all away"*
Ben should get one of the guys to role for him and see if his curse knows when its his turn.
I'm surprised they still haven't tied his terrible "luck" with the dice to the dark force inhabbiting him 'causing it' by sapping his strengths for itself.
Props for the Snorkel Away prop.
In Poland we say something like "there is no time to grief the roses, when the forest is burning" but - like Ben - I don't remember what's the English equivalent.
I know something that sounds like "treating the symptoms instead of a cause of the disease" but I don't know if it's an actual proverb, more like folk wisdom (well, kind of)
@lark1610 I've never heard of this one. Is this some kind of regionalism?🤔
@@1nsertRand0moh you mean modern medicine.
Joke referencing that most medicine is to alleviate the symptoms.
Rearranging the deck chairs in the Titanic
@@SzaraSzaranczaNie, to napisał Juliusz Słowacki 😅
Remember kids: you dont recognice the bodies in the water 😉
Greg, please ask for divine intervention to remove the curse from the city. 🙏
Nahh. The town has enough clerics for doing so by themselfes. Plus, it's a *them* -problem🤷🏻
@@PoobertFartley but he never uses it for anything
I wonder what would happen if Bob had his rolls inverted...
Nat 1 becomes Nat 20,
13 becomes 7,
Etc
Would he start rolling high instead to compensate?