My Worst Summer Job: Norm Macdonald

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

Комментарии • 217

  • @menaceman9011
    @menaceman9011 8 лет назад +401

    Norm lies anytime he is asked about his life lol

    • @jqyhlmnp
      @jqyhlmnp 4 года назад +2

      Menace Man thank God for the Tifa x cloud

    • @madforit2
      @madforit2 3 года назад +1

      😂😂. I was about to type the same thing

    • @dirkdiggler8330
      @dirkdiggler8330 3 года назад

      Ur an idiot

    • @Mirrale
      @Mirrale 3 года назад +5

      I've noticed he always lies about his age. Up or down.

    • @michaelm7422
      @michaelm7422 3 года назад +8

      It's not a lie, it's genius

  • @UberNeuman
    @UberNeuman 9 лет назад +156

    With that kind of smarts 15 year old Norm could have been the Chairman of the Bored.

  • @Willie-Pete
    @Willie-Pete 7 лет назад +135

    There's got to be some sort of Norm fan club right? I'm obviously not the only one that compulsively watches all of his videos and gets excited when there's something new.

    • @aaronfledge
      @aaronfledge 6 лет назад +22

      That's basically what the I'm Not Norm channel is. I'm sure you found it long ago but if not happy viewing

    • @kirkstable
      @kirkstable 3 года назад +8

      I used to get excited when new Norm content would come out. Now, I would get really excited.

    • @abrahamlincoln5185
      @abrahamlincoln5185 3 года назад +5

      It's called a cult following

    • @gickygackers
      @gickygackers 3 года назад +2

      @@abrahamlincoln5185 I never knew he was sick

    • @ClueSign
      @ClueSign 3 года назад +2

      Now more than ever, hon

  • @MJDHX
    @MJDHX 8 лет назад +172

    This is about as true as his friend Jaques with a youthful porpoise.

    • @brianlandry6956
      @brianlandry6956 2 года назад +2

      Do you mean Jaques DeGautier or Jaques De Gateneau!

  • @michaelmcgervey
    @michaelmcgervey 9 лет назад +151

    All with a straight face lmao

  • @menaceman9011
    @menaceman9011 7 лет назад +140

    Could of worked at the hatchery instead

    • @TheFailedmessiah
      @TheFailedmessiah 6 лет назад +24

      Menace Man thank God for the hatchery

    • @derrikferguson3219
      @derrikferguson3219 6 лет назад +6

      Chris Kouyoumjan My Uncle Terry didn’t work at the hatchery...

    • @socaltop10
      @socaltop10 6 лет назад +8

      @@derrikferguson3219 ...and we learned not to mess with Uncle Terry when he was drinkin'...and there was pride where shame once was.

    • @engcoelho307
      @engcoelho307 5 лет назад +3

      I just laughed so hard I almost spit out my food

    • @Bnasty1414
      @Bnasty1414 3 года назад

      Or been in Vietnam

  • @djcprod
    @djcprod 9 лет назад +153

    People that think this is a true story don't understand Norm's comedy. Hilarious!

    • @darin9j
      @darin9j 9 лет назад +30

      djcprod Correction: People that think this is a true story are borderline retarded.

    • @DopeWithoutDope
      @DopeWithoutDope 9 лет назад

      You have to understand how to laugh? Not funny next

    • @Broncomatt33
      @Broncomatt33 8 лет назад +1

      Exactly

    • @Broncomatt33
      @Broncomatt33 8 лет назад

      +Brother Obi it's an intellectual thing. You wouldn't understand.

    • @gromitpesley
      @gromitpesley 8 лет назад

      Brother Obi "You have to understand how to laugh".
      "understand"......"how to laugh"....
      I don't understand.

  • @wolfpox
    @wolfpox 3 года назад +37

    Norm decided that if nobody was going to stop him, he'd just keep going.

  • @MrVein1983
    @MrVein1983 3 года назад +24

    Norm was the GOAT. Funniest dude to ever live. Loosing him was a national tragedy.

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 2 года назад

      Or so the Germans would have us believe

    • @user-tz5nj5mx2s
      @user-tz5nj5mx2s 2 года назад +1

      a canadian tragedy

    • @petiewheat82
      @petiewheat82 2 года назад

      Keeping him caged would have been a greater tragedy. He is a man, after all, not some animal at the zoo for us to point and laugh at.

    • @MrVein1983
      @MrVein1983 2 года назад

      @@petiewheat82 never seen much of ole Norms stuff huh? Read his books and watch his stuff and let me know if you see a free man or not. Norm was the king of idgaf.

    • @petiewheat82
      @petiewheat82 2 года назад

      @@MrVein1983 My comment was based on your choice to misspell words.

  • @tritonneptune3834
    @tritonneptune3834 6 лет назад +40

    if you ask norm about a story from his life and you expect norm to do that then you got another thing coming

  • @trevorbishop1395
    @trevorbishop1395 9 лет назад +13

    The Tonight Show posts this kind of video every couple days and Norm has the most unique approach of any of these videos ever. That is why Norm is the man.

  • @ClueSign
    @ClueSign 3 года назад +15

    Those 70's Hedge Funds really helped put the Canadian stock exchange on the map.

  • @stefanconradsson
    @stefanconradsson 6 лет назад +33

    I have come to love and respect his humour such that I suspect he is the greatest currently living comedian.
    And I don't even know why.

    • @JasenkoDervisic
      @JasenkoDervisic 3 года назад +12

      He is a genius with the sharpest mind and the biggest heart.

    • @coal2710
      @coal2710 3 года назад +15

      No need to suspect anymore. May he rest in peace.

    • @abraxamovic
      @abraxamovic 2 месяца назад

      Now he's the greatest comedian, period.

  • @Marius-vw9hp
    @Marius-vw9hp 7 лет назад +45

    This guy made that much and didnt give anything to the church?! This guy... i mean, this guy is a real jerk!

  • @SamPendleton
    @SamPendleton 8 лет назад +134

    I wonder if that bastard Gregory Illinivich was Norm's boss; if so, that would explain why Norm got ripped off.
    Norm should've been a podiatrist for the summer instead.

    • @danielhaney9992
      @danielhaney9992 3 года назад +1

      Ilinovich was his worst boss he could openly talk about. Far worse, was the summer working the rails with Kitchener Leslie, which comes in second only to his internship under the queensboro bridge with, you guessed it...

    • @toudi_p
      @toudi_p 2 года назад

      @@danielhaney9992 or when he met andy richter to get big in showbiz

    • @danielhaney9992
      @danielhaney9992 2 года назад

      @@toudi_p wonderful point. many a cautionary tales sadly exist about young women getting into show business through hellishly degrading acts with Harvey Weinstein. Still, those lasses journey's are to be envied in comparison to the horrors young men endured being broken into Hollywood by one Andy Richter.

    • @toudi_p
      @toudi_p 2 года назад

      @@danielhaney9992 my uncle who had a farm with 2 daughters and a goat always said " dont trust a swedish german "

  • @stevepeterson5943
    @stevepeterson5943 4 года назад +15

    This is high up in the category of "impossible to retell" Norm MacDonald jokes.
    ". . . Lipscomb, MacDonald, and. . uh. .
    . . . . . Levine."
    I almost miss that line every time, I'm still laughing!!

    • @pennystocklocks
      @pennystocklocks 2 года назад

      I could see the anit-semitism in that remark. Maybe think of Lovitz

  • @maxcohen13
    @maxcohen13 9 лет назад +38

    Norm McDonald: exposing the gullible since 1987.

  • @TreantmonksTemple
    @TreantmonksTemple 9 лет назад +89

    So many comments of people getting mad at everyone who didn't get the joke, but no comments by anyone who didn't get the joke.

    • @ilikethisnamebetter
      @ilikethisnamebetter 9 лет назад +8

      sevlevboss meta

    • @MazBringsby
      @MazBringsby 8 лет назад

      Well......I think the appropriate expression here is ...*_that goes without saying_* ...??

    • @SupremeNoble
      @SupremeNoble 6 лет назад

      There's a joke in there?

    • @khankhan-wz3tu
      @khankhan-wz3tu 5 лет назад +1

      the whole this is, right there is a punchline for ya, @1:27 . Its all just a big lie/joke, Norm was raised dirt poor as a farmer.

  • @milesfinnch7348
    @milesfinnch7348 8 лет назад +51

    60%. What a ripoff.

  • @SantiagoRaga1975
    @SantiagoRaga1975 9 лет назад +50

    Oh, this is Jimmy Fallon's channel. I didn't realize this at first. The comments make sense now.

  • @TheHawk-dy4cl
    @TheHawk-dy4cl 7 лет назад +12

    lol, Norm is like the joker, every time with a new origin story.. this one is hilarious doe

  • @Karnage420111
    @Karnage420111 9 лет назад +22

    Brilliant. He's still got it.

  • @marcaveli7791
    @marcaveli7791 9 лет назад +29

    Those margins are horrendous! I'd be pissed too!

  • @johnsmith6522
    @johnsmith6522 9 лет назад +22

    I am really enjoying the posts so far. You can tell those who aren't familiar with Norm Macdonald's style of humor lol.

    • @jkcrusher18
      @jkcrusher18 9 лет назад

      Because everyone on the internet lives in England...

    • @ludvig9184
      @ludvig9184 8 лет назад +4

      What does England have to do with Norm Macdonald? He's from Canada and has worked pretty much exclusively in the US.

    • @dinof.8290
      @dinof.8290 7 лет назад

      John Smith every comment that has reference to a Norm joke is great!!! Funny stuff

  • @01rai01
    @01rai01 9 лет назад +17

    lol, 190k in 3 months as a hedge fund manager at 14, who wouldn't go into the instant cash rolling profession of comedy after that.
    I love norm.

  • @MonkyMonk729
    @MonkyMonk729 9 лет назад +53

    Norm- you have a lot of well wishers here in the comment section- and a lot of them would like to throw you down one.... a well.

    • @malloryhead
      @malloryhead 7 лет назад +12

      they want to murder him..in a well.

    • @sureshhirawat
      @sureshhirawat 6 лет назад +7

      seems a bit harsh.

    • @nuurahk83
      @nuurahk83 5 лет назад +5

      it says here in this youtube comment they want to murder you in a well...

  • @funnytortoise
    @funnytortoise 7 лет назад +8

    I don't even know why when he said "Levine" it made me guffaw. Norm's comedy is magical.

  • @Jarretman
    @Jarretman 7 лет назад +13

    He did all the work... he really should've gotten at least 80% of the profits!

  • @ndgv2
    @ndgv2 9 лет назад +7

    comments are funny as hell. this is Norm, people. Always a jokster, and the funniest guy around. He would love that some rubes believe his story.

  • @johnny2003
    @johnny2003 9 лет назад +6

    The MacDonald trolling will go so far over people's heads it's ridiculous. Haha. I'm glad Fallon had the balls to put this on here despite the audience possibly not getting it.

    • @kendallandrews8691
      @kendallandrews8691 2 года назад

      Why wouldnt fallon put on norms tragic story of when he was a successful hedge fund manager making 280 grand for this firm, but seeing his bosses stealing a good percentage of his money? It is a good lesson to be an entrepreneur instead of working for the man

  • @biogeniclife
    @biogeniclife 9 лет назад +9

    Norm is the greatest troll ever.

  • @brack25c
    @brack25c 9 лет назад +20

    Is every video of norm not epic? Aww hahaha norm is a genius

  • @JaneDoe-zr4px
    @JaneDoe-zr4px 9 лет назад +1

    Norm could make a fortune as an ASMR artist. His voice in sleepy mode gives major tingles to those of us with ASMR.

  • @mech5
    @mech5 8 лет назад +19

    The Wizard of Comedy.

  • @ALLCAPSYEAHAOE
    @ALLCAPSYEAHAOE 9 лет назад +8

    Dear god guys, the joke is that he's complaining about only making 180k as a teenager.
    Norm trolls everyone again.

  • @rapunzelagain
    @rapunzelagain 9 лет назад +5

    We love you, Norm.

  • @tannerlush4824
    @tannerlush4824 9 лет назад +32

    Hahaha Norm you old chunk of coal! Funniest guy alive!

  • @oswaldocontreras1507
    @oswaldocontreras1507 7 лет назад +8

    Those that run Lipscum, Macdonald & Levine sound like they're some real jerks!

  • @teamworkformyfrainds
    @teamworkformyfrainds 9 лет назад +19

    Also how does no one understand the humor in describing a lucrative summer job as opposed to the overdone "I wasn't always the big shot you see now" type story. Always subversive, norm

    • @elliotsargent9209
      @elliotsargent9209 2 года назад

      lucrative af...then says it's the people who control the money that make it not him

    • @imwatchinberniemac
      @imwatchinberniemac 2 года назад +1

      That’s literally the joke

  • @tickedoffnow
    @tickedoffnow 2 года назад +1

    Norm just has to breathe and it's adorable
    RIP Normy 🙏♥️

  • @sherrysyed
    @sherrysyed Год назад

    I have been LOOKING for this

  • @AventuraLuver
    @AventuraLuver 9 лет назад +42

    Norm grew up very poor, he's just kidding.

    • @AventuraLuver
      @AventuraLuver 9 лет назад +7

      He often says that he grew up on a farm and that they were very poor. Though he could be lying, you never know with Norm. Though it makes me sad that you think that someone needs to be at least middle class in order to be smart. Intelligence has nothing to do with how much money you have, at least if you live in a first world country.

    • @grandflasherb
      @grandflasherb 8 лет назад +18

      Yes, in fact Norm was born in a small log cabin in Northern Ontario that he built with his own two hands.

    • @vaahtobileet
      @vaahtobileet 8 лет назад +4

      He was born in Quebec and his parents were teachers. Don't know if they also had a farm ;)

    • @MazBringsby
      @MazBringsby 8 лет назад +4

      He's also *_not Jewish_*.

    • @ThomasFerrugia
      @ThomasFerrugia 8 лет назад +3

      Is your comment a joke? He is telling a story about a FOURTEEN YEAR OLD hedge-fund manager.

  • @ryanwilkinson1184
    @ryanwilkinson1184 9 лет назад +19

    Can't help but laugh at all the commentators that don't get Norm's sense of humor. IT'S A JOKE!

  • @fuzzcous
    @fuzzcous 8 лет назад +3

    Surreal

  • @ASquared007
    @ASquared007 9 лет назад +6

    Troll level: 100

  • @p2dar2daag90
    @p2dar2daag90 3 года назад +2

    LMAO he was such a troll. RIP Norm

  • @MonkyMonk729
    @MonkyMonk729 9 лет назад +1

    "Nascent"... nice!

  • @300pzl
    @300pzl 8 лет назад +1

    I believe you Norm!

  • @privatepenguin3137
    @privatepenguin3137 2 года назад

    That reminds me of a job I had under the Queensborough Bridge. I made $15 per customer....and I got to keep all $15.

  • @roywhiteo5
    @roywhiteo5 9 лет назад +7

    im really surprised he didnt say something like bull semen bucket holder. i guess he went high brow

  • @-arb-
    @-arb- 9 лет назад +4

    That story was uhh, what some might call a, you know, a slow burn.

  • @dinkbunkerboy4813
    @dinkbunkerboy4813 9 лет назад +21

    So many people missing the joke

    • @nativealaska
      @nativealaska 9 лет назад

      fill me in

    • @dinkbunkerboy4813
      @dinkbunkerboy4813 9 лет назад +31

      freshprinceofbellaire because the light was on

    • @Drilg88
      @Drilg88 9 лет назад +7

      It served a youthful porpoise.

  • @danielsanchezkomedi
    @danielsanchezkomedi 9 лет назад +8

    I knew something amazing was coming when he smirked at 0:20. And I was right. I feel sorry if Norm is way over your head, Norm might be the funniest guy in the world. Easily one of them in the least.
    His worst summer job was him making 190k when he was 14? If you don't get that he's joking, watch Jeff Dunham instead.

  • @platogenova9573
    @platogenova9573 2 года назад +1

    You should be ashamed of yourself, Fallon

  • @sgshumblecrumb6046
    @sgshumblecrumb6046 2 года назад

    His second worst job?
    Assistant Hedge Fund Manager.

  • @johnnycage6729
    @johnnycage6729 9 лет назад +5

    the joke is simple: he is assuming the persona of a wall street fat-cat that made a large amount of money and is complaining about not making all of the money available
    its not funny because its a joke, its funny because there are actually real people who talk just like this

    • @judasiscariot2648
      @judasiscariot2648 7 лет назад +2

      Johnny Cage the joke is that this was meant to be his worst summer job.

  • @Cyb3rSh4d0w99
    @Cyb3rSh4d0w99 9 лет назад +1

    So would you say that hedge fund management was 'Dirty Work'?

  • @wowfreakstar
    @wowfreakstar 9 лет назад +2

    is this recorded with an iPhone 3 or smth..

  • @shokojimhollingsworth3940
    @shokojimhollingsworth3940 2 года назад

    At least he learned the value of a dollar.

  • @jaywalker1093
    @jaywalker1093 2 года назад

    Norm did not lose his battle, it was a draw!

  • @FunOfTheChase
    @FunOfTheChase 9 лет назад +5

    If this wasn't on Jimmy Fallon, Norm would've been honest and said "working with that fucker Adam Eget"

    • @captaingymshorts
      @captaingymshorts 9 лет назад +7

      FunOfTheChase *Adam Egret

    • @Ligerpride
      @Ligerpride 8 лет назад

      pausing for a long time before remembering his name :-)

  • @TheBaker359
    @TheBaker359 2 года назад

    I just got off work so I’ll get it done soon lol I have a lot to go with you lol lol I’m going in a few more minutes and then we will go back in there a few times to see what you want me and I will be doing lol

  • @ayngemac
    @ayngemac 9 лет назад

    He sounds totally 647FD.

  • @iRecordRandomVids
    @iRecordRandomVids 9 лет назад

    Id take 60% of that any day. I'd take 60% of that 60%

  • @LooxeY
    @LooxeY 9 лет назад +2

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM!!!

  • @luukeluketer1024
    @luukeluketer1024 9 лет назад

    Kid hedge fund manager...Wait what ????

  • @wingnutofcoolness
    @wingnutofcoolness 9 лет назад +1

    I don't believe you Norm.

  • @meyman9
    @meyman9 7 лет назад +3

    Norm screwed up the joke a bit since 190 out of 280 is almost 68% and not "barely made 60%" :)

    • @judasiscariot2648
      @judasiscariot2648 7 лет назад

      meyman9 8% probably just about counts as barely for a joke about 14 year old hedge fund manager.

    • @Groundhog-Jam-Band
      @Groundhog-Jam-Band 2 года назад

      Math is easy..being a comic genius is hard.

    • @brianlandry6956
      @brianlandry6956 2 года назад

      I bet the math was done by a woman...just kidding...the hedge fund guys don't hire women!

  • @handyquacks101
    @handyquacks101 9 лет назад +2

    LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE

  • @buckfever15
    @buckfever15 9 лет назад +4

    It feels like all of the comments are about how all of the comments are stupid

  • @DrDebD
    @DrDebD 6 лет назад +1

    What the hell. I've heard him say he was dirt poor. He must be pulling our leg

  • @mikemcorp
    @mikemcorp 9 лет назад

    Pigeon you are drunk.

  • @MaxwellEdison14
    @MaxwellEdison14 9 лет назад

    1st Tasmanian 😉

  • @folkrock4u
    @folkrock4u 3 года назад

    WTF?!

  • @shamilbasaiv
    @shamilbasaiv 3 года назад

    Hey Jimmy, aren't you the guy cancelled his appearance on your show over some bs? I'm disappointed to see Norman on your chanel

  • @OSP_AsCeNSioN
    @OSP_AsCeNSioN 9 лет назад

    ok his humor but is he telling a real story wtf

  • @macca3666
    @macca3666 9 лет назад

    Hahaha

  • @tictacufo3326
    @tictacufo3326 9 лет назад +3

    This guy single handed destroyed the best poker show ever... High Stakes Poker #gfy

  • @teamworkformyfrainds
    @teamworkformyfrainds 9 лет назад

    Why get botox normy

  • @kyukimchee5783
    @kyukimchee5783 2 года назад

    meta as always

  • @samwilde4842
    @samwilde4842 9 лет назад +2

    Cant tell what he is saying

  • @oscarhaha9821
    @oscarhaha9821 9 лет назад

    190k and youre complaining?

    • @rapunzelagain
      @rapunzelagain 9 лет назад +4

      tran you He's joking. None of the story is true.

  • @rachelhunn1429
    @rachelhunn1429 9 лет назад

    4th comment under 301 club 😛🐷

  • @adamj6645
    @adamj6645 9 лет назад

    is he drunk?

  • @CaptainVideoBlaster
    @CaptainVideoBlaster 9 лет назад

    Wait, only 190k? What is that in today's money - something like a little over half a million US? You can make that in RUclips in week or so without having to go trough the trouble of getting to the office.

  • @ahhReno
    @ahhReno 9 лет назад

    speed it up to x1.25

  • @IthyPhalloph
    @IthyPhalloph 6 лет назад

    hah?

  • @richrdoj
    @richrdoj 9 лет назад +19

    Anybody that actually believes what Norm is saying probably thinks obama is the greatest President ever.

    • @richrdoj
      @richrdoj 9 лет назад +1

      playingdablues I rest my case.

    • @brigadierburnsauce
      @brigadierburnsauce 9 лет назад +4

      Twiggy Twigg You really do seem like a dumbdumb with your gasmask there, and your snide comment about a very decent president. Yes, Norm's joke was funny, no, you aren't funny as a result of liking it.

    • @milesfinnch7348
      @milesfinnch7348 8 лет назад

      So, the majority of black people don't get Norm's humor? Such an odd correlation.

    • @ThomasFerrugia
      @ThomasFerrugia 8 лет назад +6

      Anybody who imagines there's a correlation between misunderstanding Norm's humor and satisfaction with President Obama likely has to sleep sitting up or he'll choke on his own vomit.

    • @LuisManuelLealDias
      @LuisManuelLealDias 7 лет назад

      great troll bait.

  • @paydenduersch4838
    @paydenduersch4838 9 лет назад +5

    wait, wtf? a 15 year old kid mad 190k in one summer and says the job sucked? sign me up, i wont complain at all! i promise.

  • @stk836
    @stk836 9 лет назад

    85th lmao

  • @big_dro1713
    @big_dro1713 7 лет назад +1

    I know I wouldn't be complaining if I made $190K...

    • @socaltop10
      @socaltop10 6 лет назад

      The worst part about it is the hypocrisy.

    • @khankhan-wz3tu
      @khankhan-wz3tu 5 лет назад

      Ye that $190k was actually 1.90$ shoveling shit from his farm's pig pen. Norm's a boldface liar.

  • @eliachavarria4829
    @eliachavarria4829 9 лет назад

    2nd!!

  • @ethanjacobgorthy-granada635
    @ethanjacobgorthy-granada635 9 лет назад

    Third

  • @donovanparrish961
    @donovanparrish961 9 лет назад +1

    4th

  • @Darkest_Soul_187
    @Darkest_Soul_187 9 лет назад +1

    It's like listening to Donald Trump. You obviously haven't seen REAL work in your life sir.

    • @JakeRusco
      @JakeRusco 9 лет назад +16

      Jimmy Darmody it's a joke... do you really think he made 190k in the summer as a teenager?

    • @Darkest_Soul_187
      @Darkest_Soul_187 9 лет назад

      Jake Rusco
      If his father was a millionaire then yeah, I believe he did. Otherwise what's the point of telling this lame unfunny story if it's not even true?

    • @ublade82
      @ublade82 9 лет назад +8

      Jimmy Darmody why so serious?

    • @PassDaMethod
      @PassDaMethod 9 лет назад +2

      ublade82 Because he's still upset that Nucky shot him in the face in the pouring rain

    • @JakeRusco
      @JakeRusco 9 лет назад

      Jimmy Darmody millionaires! gyazo.com/88f16670fe3b576b998a0f19448f10a2

  • @jonny555333
    @jonny555333 9 лет назад

    Had to stop the video 15 seconds in because I couldn't stand those long pauses in between every word. So frustrating.