The Hentai Figure That Brings Her Own Tentacles | Alphamax Dark Advent Krakendress Lania Review
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
- This is a review of the Alphamax Dark Advent or maybe it's Darkadvent the site says that but the logo has a space so I have no idea Krakendress Lania. I'm familiar with Alphamax and my impressions aren't the best so we'll see if this changes anything.
Twitter: @ZEROGOKin
Patreon: / zerogokin
Photon Lab Reviews provided most of the figure footage,
He had a pretty bad time recording this so do him a solid and check him out if you want to: / channel
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Repent to Jesus Christ. These things are immoral and evil. Your soul is in danger.
Clearly you don't own an air fryer
It seems you have also watched this video! Check yourself before you check others
@@vivigeass6010 yes they clearly don't own an air fryer
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
this isnt the place for you, mr.zealot
It just hit me that this is quite genuinely the only figure review channel I still watch every upload from consistently.
I think it’s funny that there’s a multicock option for the kit lol, honestly better off as a figure than as a model kit.
I did it, I made 4 reviews this month it's still not over but fuck man. You know what the next review is, it's at the beginning of the video. This one is a bit late. Some of the footage took a bit longer to get to me but I had a horrible time editing this because of a lot of compromises to the script unlike last time I actually kind of like how this one turned out. As I said my friend at Photon Lab Reviews provided the figure shots and he also had a pretty bad time if you check his channel there's also a review of this kit and he's a lot more critical of it than I am which is partly because of the compromises I had to make to get this out in a week. A lot of the script was stuff I wrote month's before the kit was even assembled which for the most part works but I did have to cut a lot of stuff and there's that bit where I correct myself in voiceover. Luckily the video doesn't feel incomplete so it's not that big of an issue. No time to rest, gotta film the Halloween video.
Repent to Jesus Christ. Stop worshipping satan. Your soul is in danger.
I hope we can kitbash it into the Kraken Gundam
7:09 was the moment I confirmed myself how much I loved this channel.
My childhood reeks of glorious Transformers Headmasters DVDs found in shitty Knockoff boxes. Head-on!
Hearing the Transformers Zone theme with the alternate subtitle cracked me up.
Those are actually accurate subtitles. I edited the audio to say "kurushimi no toki wa ima" which I don't know if that's grammatically correct but it translates to "it's time for pain".
damn... that articulation test had me giggling harder than I ever did in a while now
the videos you make are genuinely so enjoyable man, you are the only figure review channel ive ever watched and probably will ever watch. Keep up the good work but make sure to take breaks and time to yourself.
Man, I love your reviews. Glad to see them so sorta consistently.
Also I don’t know if you’ll agree, but that Jeep Jeeg looks like ass. The price makes it almost worse too lol
I feel like I at least earned a solid "consistent" without the "sorta" this month but this is a day late so I guess that's fair.
And yes the Sentinel Jeeg looks atrocious. I hate it. So much. it even costs as much as the DH Gokin Jeeg which being a Sentinel figure it might be better but with it being a Metamor-Force that's also questionable.
Awesome review! I really like all the LEWD accessories she comes with which helps me get through the pain of it falling apart so easily XD
The possibility part reminds me of when jobby holds a figure and once you move a certain joint the figure just executes it’s self and starts exploding lol.
Thank you for reviewing this person of culture I was going to get it but I canceled my pre-order I regret ever since I did get the Egyptian figured
I can imagine they'll do another run of this. They usually do.
Seeing Transformers Headmasters, Victory, and Zone all in the same review really made my day.
I mean, the scene with Star Saber was from Zone and Zone uses mostly the same soundtrack as Victory.
@@ZEROGOkinReviews Still. I’m a huge TF fan/collector so seeing that in one of your videos got me excited.
I guess she's Ika-musume/Squid Girl's sister who had no choice but to work in the red light district/adult entertainment industry to support her family.
I mainly watch this channel because of your personality, voice, mask, and humor. The figures are nice too.
This is only the second video I've watched from this channel and I'm just now noticing the Todd Howard Dakimakura in the background. Just for that, I'm subscribing.
hey ZEROGOkin, how are you doing?
I remember some time ago you released a video telling things were not going very well for you financially, and that october was some sort of deadline (i could be remembering all of this wrong though) ...
are you doing better now?
I'm not really doing much better but that's my problem. However, I don't remember saying that October was the deadline for anything I think I said I was going to make videos till the end of the year but I do have an update video to make at the start of next month as a follow up to the last update video.
@@ZEROGOkinReviews got it! Take care of yourself. i hope things get better for you.
Alright. This one legitimately seems to suffer from being a model kit..
Lania: i wound bend to the tentacles, I AM THE TENTACLES
My favourite reviewer is back!
5:41 I did not expect that.
The Egyptian figure looks badass and I want her badly! Same for the tentacle queen here.
Oh damn, im really early today, a new cultured review is always welcoomed (haha im funny)
Will you ever do a video on the Devilman figure behind your shelves there? Just curious.
Yeah, I have both versions they're quite rare and interesting. I actually really want to do a review on them. Maybe next Halloween.
M U L T I C O C K
I'm sad that I can't find this kit
Edit: Ive pre ordered the Egyptian one too
I'm already obsessing over Transformers Victory and that possability segment is not helping.
I just noticed that Todd is in the back
Sup @ssethtzeentach, love the new format.
holy shit, you're right. It sounds like @SsethTzeentach.
at 0:04 what figure is that an where to get? also nice vid i just found this ch :D
ive now seen only 2 videos fromt his channel and im down $150 from buying degen figure/model kits. I cant tell if im happy cause it hits the degen mark or sad cause well shit that was $150 for two models
The need to make lovecraftian anime figure I don't mean like an anime girl based on cthulhu or even an anime boy just like a straight-up hard to understand the monster something that shapes really weirdly also looks really cool and really scary at the same time
Man has that transformers victory music
I always see a problem in channels where they review a model kit instead of a figure, they are to harsh on them, I mean they not review the model kit as such, channels where are more familiar with model kits are more objective in the problems because they know the pros and cons of a model kit, and build the kit is part of the review. I don't say you need to build to review it, is a good point of view for somebody not to familiar with model kits. As you say is good what for what is and have problems, but again the problems are the common model kit issues, only Bandai kits are to well made for maximum play with the kit, other lines like Koto have this issue. And compare say this kit is on par with a MD kit, is like the best score posible, for model kit standards of course.
I only said it was similar to the the Megami Device line in it's range of articulation. All the other complaints are being compared to Nuke Matrix and Kotobukiya kits and when compared I do think that there are some things they could and should implement. I understand that model kits are not figures and I really don't think I was being that harsh. I even gave them a pass because this is their second model kit ever. I think that if there's any critical takeaway from this video about the kit is that there's still room for improvement.
You have to top coat before you use Tamiya liner or pour type Gundam markers when using colors or else they bleed in the plastic like a mofo, red is by far the worse and I've never had it happen ever with black.
"Multi cock-"
My mom: opened the door
Me: meh, like she knows English
I guess I'll stick to Figma then 🤷♀
Should i buy this also do you like funnels from gundam
Here's some engagement for the algorithim
The Egyptian version goes hard
This kit was a massive disappointment. The pearly white plastic was just begging to break. I'm pretty sure I still have the two jellyfish completely unassembled because joints just kept splitting on me and becoming lose. Tried to reach out to alphamax customer service but they never responded.
only 2 weeks of owning this kit:
-one of the pearl white parts that allows her golden high heel studs broke
-hammer bent and warped due to the weight of the jellyfish parts
-piece holding the mechanism that allows her to do an ab crunch warped and broke
-Stress marks on pearl white plastic all over
The Egyptian Undeaddress is vastly superior in quality to this. The golden parts have thicker part walls than the pearl white found on here. I should have gone with her first instead :')
@@yodaedits416 I'm.surpised younger off with only stress marks. I also got the undeadress set, and had zero issues with her.
@@dethkruzer getting a Sophia relaxed version to kit bash cuz I still enjoy the look of the base figure
@@dethkruzer What pieces of urs broke? I noticed the squid feels very flimsy, especially when compared to the mummy from Undeaddress
@@yodaedits416 it's been a while since I built her, but going off the top of my head... the hinged armatures that swing out the tentacle assemblies, the ball sockets the tentacles connect to, basically every joint on the armature that holds the "head", the little connectors that hold the swords to the head. And I'm probably forgetting some. But basically just about every load bearing joint on the octopus.
i like what i see
That's probably not a Van Darkholme reference but in my heart it is
wait a fckn second
i read that doujin
This just makes me wonder what you think of the Busou Shinki line
It's not because I have forty-three of them no of course not shut up
M U L T I C O C K makes my day better xD
Silverbloome says hi
Oh my oh gosh oh me oh my
Oh My Gosh Oh My Gosh oh my gosh
Transformers zone op banger Fr
i sometimes wonder if this is pewdiepie incognito channel
I think STD (in this case) means STandarD.
Nice.
Rakuen tsuihou mentioned (╯°□°）╯
Godzilla: you dirty f**k
Not going to lie I would buy a figure of the Invaders from Shin getter robo Armageddon
considering we can't even get a shin getter 3 figure i'd be mighty surprised if they made one of those
the most culture reviews
I see that Todd Howard
he sees you too
can someone link me that anime in 2:11
It's Rakuen Tsuihou
@@ZEROGOkinReviews thanks. i was spelling it wrong and couldn't find it
Futaketto's D is acceptable.
Would you rather have DELUX or STD?
The choice is obvious.
My my my
I will leave this comment on every Video of yours :D
relatable sentence haha XD
*ahem*
M U L T I C O C K
use Griffith to censor
no
Not Breast Fire, it's Oppai Misille
Coom
Things like this are proof that god either doesn't exist or left us to fend for ourselves.
Contrast dude
If you're talking about how the figure kind of blends in with the background. For some reason my friend's camera was just really overexposed, I think something was wrong with it because recently he got it repaired for different reasons and it's fine now.
4:31
tasty
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