A Psychic Predicts Our Love Life

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @mfries121
    @mfries121 3 года назад +4724

    "1.) Health, survive the year it's gonna be harder than we think." Understatement of the yearrrrrr

  • @stresstive322
    @stresstive322 4 года назад +2212

    Courtney: self care, connecting, etc
    Shayne: begone, THOUGHT

  • @BuddyBoo-qz1dh
    @BuddyBoo-qz1dh 4 года назад +5216

    "Sunflowers seemed nice for myself, 'cause I was like ' we're just friends'." That's a mood.

    • @smoshpit
      @smoshpit  4 года назад +588

      treat 👏 yo 👏 self 👏

    • @Smv09
      @Smv09 4 года назад +9

      That’s such a BIG FAT mood

    • @ninolatimer1863
      @ninolatimer1863 4 года назад +24

      @@smoshpit Who is the one writing comments on the smosh account?🤔

    • @eijiroukirishima8812
      @eijiroukirishima8812 4 года назад +14

      @@ninolatimer1863 yeah I wanna know too 😂

    • @Acmrle
      @Acmrle 4 года назад +9

      I’m more of a lily person, but sunflowers truly do bring lightness to a space.

  • @GoddessGalaxia
    @GoddessGalaxia 8 месяцев назад +2584

    Y'all, I hope the psychic was invited to the wedding

    • @RafidW9
      @RafidW9 8 месяцев назад +126

      He literally said your partner is not here. All the other vague predictions are bound to come true. They're that vague.

    • @GoddessGalaxia
      @GoddessGalaxia 8 месяцев назад +42

      @@RafidW9 I know, it's meant to be ironic

    • @kennedix
      @kennedix 8 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@RafidW9 i kinda heard that in the sense that she isnt in a relationship w him rn. But it could mean in the room too 🤷‍♀️

    • @norththewise91
      @norththewise91 8 месяцев назад +37

      ​@@kennedixyeah I always thought he meant not emotionally there, you know. Because of all the things that he said about shayne made me think that at the time he wasn't emotionally there.

    • @WaterFountain
      @WaterFountain 8 месяцев назад +34

      I deadass got into smosh like 2 weeks ago and now i still can't believe they're married

  • @radoslavivanov8532
    @radoslavivanov8532 4 года назад +4481

    I feel like Courtney was more excited about Shayne's reading than her own.

    • @madhatten00
      @madhatten00 4 года назад +44

      Cause hers is depressing. Meanwhile she feeling that heat from Shayne.

    • @willsmith6779
      @willsmith6779 4 года назад +9

      She probably wasn't happy about the pregnancy part, since she hates men now haha.

    • @koni00004
      @koni00004 4 года назад +9

      Shayne's was just too interesting. 😧

    • @fucgoogle4559
      @fucgoogle4559 4 года назад +28

      Cuz shes been in love with him since forever duh

    • @COOLPEAK
      @COOLPEAK 4 года назад

      Will Smith ? She does??

  • @youngeuclid1458
    @youngeuclid1458 4 года назад +2817

    Tell me your first middle and last name
    Shayne: Courtney Freakin Miller

    • @jonnypayne598
      @jonnypayne598 4 года назад +9

      🤣

    • @shccer2
      @shccer2 4 года назад +38

      Seriously though, they need to have either a psychic or a psychologist get a read/diagnose Courtney freaking miller

    • @evilal20
      @evilal20 4 года назад +25

      @@shccer2 That wouldnt end well... There'd be a pentagram and a goat involved 🤣

    • @Baileygirl11
      @Baileygirl11 4 года назад +3

      Really just a missed opportunity there 😂

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 7 месяцев назад +1

      and now he's officially shayne freakin miller 💕

  • @LMR23
    @LMR23 4 года назад +6933

    Just for fun they should have a real psychic read Damien

    • @elizaburton6343
      @elizaburton6343 4 года назад +229

      But Damien is a really psychic xD

    • @jwb4291
      @jwb4291 4 года назад +322

      >real
      >psychic
      Choose one.

    • @maxrealname5624
      @maxrealname5624 4 года назад +10

      Yes!

    • @shccer2
      @shccer2 4 года назад +109

      are you sugesting damien isn't a real psychic??

    • @animmilo
      @animmilo 4 года назад +5

      Yesyesyesyesyesyesh

  • @Bluluvver
    @Bluluvver 8 месяцев назад +1215

    I HAVE A PITCH. THE PSYCHIC COMES BACK NOW AND READS THEM AGAIN.

    • @samalamtha
      @samalamtha 8 месяцев назад +99

      this and they dont tell him they're married

    • @citizen_wayne
      @citizen_wayne 8 месяцев назад +22

      @@samalamtha Yeah okay this would be funny. I was like....why? he was wrong the first time lol

    • @carlyart756
      @carlyart756 8 месяцев назад +22

      @@samalamtha Good idea in theory but he'll definitely research them first and it's not hard to find

    • @lislac
      @lislac 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@samalamtha this would be so fun, but by how huge the whole thing blew up, there's no way he wouldn't have heard about it

    • @loraelizabeth7580
      @loraelizabeth7580 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@carlyart756 they should’ve set something up and filmed it prior to the announcement (like a few days before) and then posted it after the announcement. Or they could bring someone else in and not tell them who they’re reading ahead of time.

  • @Allybat22
    @Allybat22 4 года назад +1737

    Shayne's reading made me tear up. I felt like I could feel what he was feeling at that moment.

  • @madisonxd6628
    @madisonxd6628 4 года назад +4251

    “Survive the year, it’s going to be harder than you think ” - Courtney
    March 2020 - “it’s corona time”.

  • @joelsloss.7537
    @joelsloss.7537 4 года назад +1858

    “Sunflowers, cause you know, we’re friends”
    Shayne is so deep in the friend zone he even friend zoned himself...

    • @kayden2119
      @kayden2119 4 года назад +12

      Joel Sloss. Wow it’s almost like they are friends and he isn’t trying to fuck her

    • @felixtea
      @felixtea 4 года назад +44

      @@kayden2119 dude he said he bought the flowers for himself, not courtney. the commenter meant that shayne friendzoned shayne, not that he friendzoned himself with courtney

    • @mihiduli4055
      @mihiduli4055 4 года назад +3

      So relatable

    • @Suo_kongque
      @Suo_kongque 3 года назад +4

      @@kayden2119 you misunderstood this on so many levels

    • @kayden2119
      @kayden2119 3 года назад

      @@Suo_kongque it's just a poorly worded joke. Clearly people agree I got 10 likes

  • @dakotaskong759
    @dakotaskong759 8 месяцев назад +278

    This video is insane for SO MANY reasons. The health stuff…at the beginning of 2020 and connecting with other humans… the relationship stuff now knowing they were together… this is absolutely insane.

    • @embertea789
      @embertea789 8 месяцев назад +11

      i dont think they were together when filming this

    • @dakotaskong759
      @dakotaskong759 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@embertea789 I don’t know…they might’ve been and I find it real funny.

    • @Talezassian
      @Talezassian 6 месяцев назад +1

      One wonders if this was what helped them get together

  • @lizziebethh
    @lizziebethh 4 года назад +8455

    Psychic: Shayne, you're protecting yourself from someone who hurt you.
    Shayne's brain: *It's not my fault Samantha let the baby do shots*

    • @xxjuniorxx-qq7bp
      @xxjuniorxx-qq7bp 4 года назад +157

      I laughed so much my friends thought I was dieing

    • @vex8836
      @vex8836 4 года назад +27

      Lmao

    • @Ma666ie
      @Ma666ie 4 года назад +58

      100/10 callback

    • @jessicaw9011
      @jessicaw9011 4 года назад +17

      Ummmm, that was me, thank you very much

    • @declanglover4752
      @declanglover4752 4 года назад +12

      Dude 👏👏👏👏 good job

  • @Amouroso
    @Amouroso 4 года назад +2883

    The Shayne and co mill dating series is my favourite thing on smosh

    • @sydnicunningham6926
      @sydnicunningham6926 4 года назад +28

      Shayne and Courtney should be together!

    • @Lina-kx8mv
      @Lina-kx8mv 4 года назад +27

      I wish they would bring back SMOSH AND ORDER

    • @user-gi6sn6cv9z
      @user-gi6sn6cv9z 4 года назад +4

      @@Lina-kx8mv same

    • @ofurodogato
      @ofurodogato 8 месяцев назад +72

      I have some news

    • @rachelcantread7001
      @rachelcantread7001 8 месяцев назад

      You wont belive what happens 4 year later​@sydnicunningham6926

  • @aryan9586
    @aryan9586 4 года назад +3462

    Psychic to Courtney: Your partner is definitely not here right now.
    Shartney fans: Say sike right now.

    • @pokemonfanboy2328
      @pokemonfanboy2328 4 года назад +103

      Lol, same, I was thinking that as I was watching that

    • @jackarthur4673
      @jackarthur4673 4 года назад +40

      Was literally just about to comment this 😂

    • @sharondingle1607
      @sharondingle1607 4 года назад +10

      Right

    • @blue4lifeblue
      @blue4lifeblue 4 года назад +168

      He said he is not here now cause he doesn't see him self an angel, until Courtney shows him the way

    • @maeflower25
      @maeflower25 4 года назад +18

      @@blue4lifeblue ...What?

  • @imbles2112
    @imbles2112 4 года назад +3749

    "Your partner is definitely not here right now."
    Shartney fans: FRICK

    • @bex7147
      @bex7147 4 года назад +64

      Hahah I was thinking that 😂

    • @sharondingle1607
      @sharondingle1607 4 года назад +7

      😂

    • @kevinbrown3610
      @kevinbrown3610 4 года назад +33

      People grow just sayin

    • @saveriocavasin8029
      @saveriocavasin8029 4 года назад +47

      Yeah, as long as you trust a psychic

    • @conanjrd3
      @conanjrd3 4 года назад +80

      He did say someone from the industry would give her, her first child though.

  • @immacalamity
    @immacalamity 4 года назад +5356

    Turns out Courtney was the real psychic predicting the coronavirus making life harder in 2020

  • @drewmethisway520
    @drewmethisway520 4 года назад +1168

    Them: we brought in a psychic
    Me: but we already have Damien

    • @linda97551
      @linda97551 4 года назад +13

      I know right

    • @Wills-Corner
      @Wills-Corner 4 года назад +4

      @TheBlueThoughtBubble FACTS!

    • @hbombmax
      @hbombmax 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, well we have a Hulk

  • @J_R__
    @J_R__ 4 года назад +1395

    When the psychic said someone broke Shayne’s heart, my own heart broke a little... 😭

    • @alejandraguerrero9527
      @alejandraguerrero9527 4 года назад +5

      Sameee

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 4 года назад +60

      It's as if he's talked about his past dating life in videos that were posted on the internet

    • @J_R__
      @J_R__ 4 года назад +41

      Steven Friedman no I know Shayne’s gone through some pretty bad breakups (mainly the 3am one), but I was referring more to his expression
      I just want to give him a hug 😣

    • @garrettdavis4000
      @garrettdavis4000 4 года назад +8

      Who’s heart hasn’t been broken? That’s so easy to throw out there...

    • @teagansanders4278
      @teagansanders4278 4 года назад

      same

  • @vinla6760
    @vinla6760 8 месяцев назад +269

    Shayne:
    "I dont know what 5 years from now looks like"
    Shayne 5 yrs later: Married to Courtney

  • @Colin-tb7cc
    @Colin-tb7cc 4 года назад +2240

    “Your partner is probably famous”
    CHRIS PRATT

  • @daisymae6
    @daisymae6 4 года назад +2495

    Why did you bring in a psychic when you already have Damien?

    • @ddenicoli
      @ddenicoli 4 года назад +117

      Damian's powers aren't just for love, if he uses them, he might destroy the universe

    • @MrBandorr
      @MrBandorr 4 года назад +56

      Because Damien is actually real. They clearly wanted vague comments that could apply to anyone at any time.

    • @shadowchan3948
      @shadowchan3948 4 года назад +4

      So true

    • @trujenkins
      @trujenkins 4 года назад +3

      This is the best comment omg

    • @RobinFlysHigh
      @RobinFlysHigh 4 года назад +7

      Damien's a specific psychic and mind reader. He can't see the big picture

  • @swaglover42069
    @swaglover42069 3 года назад +2804

    "1. health
    2. connect with people
    3. less screen time"
    hey bestie youre not gonna like this but

  • @lumxssxlem3728
    @lumxssxlem3728 8 месяцев назад +1559

    "Your partner is definitely not here right now."
    March 2024: Just to let you know

    • @ajabonjour3619
      @ajabonjour3619 8 месяцев назад +125

      i was thinking, maybe what shayne had to “sacrifice” or “balance” was a big part of him and changed him as a person (outside of the internet and smosh) and with that HE (the shayne we know now) was not “there” at that time of those video because he wasn’t who he is now. i know that’s a mouthful, just a theory

    • @venuswest1914
      @venuswest1914 8 месяцев назад

      @@ajabonjour3619i think the same

    • @Misadventures_85
      @Misadventures_85 8 месяцев назад +35

      wait.. hold up. about another topic that goes across the timeline: how long has Shayne been joking about trying to do splits? I noticed that in a recent episode of Smosh Mouth. lol

    • @mellijanbagsit2694
      @mellijanbagsit2694 8 месяцев назад +49

      “Your gonna marry someone in the industry and give you your first child”
      April 2024: going to have the Courtney freaking miller baby

    • @ErdTirdMans
      @ErdTirdMans 8 месяцев назад +39

      @@ajabonjour3619 Stop making excuses for this nonsense. Dude shot big and couldn't have missed harder. Don't invent an entire scaffolding of unprovable BS just to avoid saying "Yeah, he's a charlatan"

  • @caitlynford3001
    @caitlynford3001 4 года назад +4231

    Psychic: “Your partner is not here right now”
    Shartney Shippers: HE’S A FAKE
    😂😂😂

    • @toughrocks890
      @toughrocks890 4 года назад +215

      also Shartney shippers: "He's from the industry"

    • @vinsthatguy7701
      @vinsthatguy7701 4 года назад +22

      I ship Cayne

    • @jakewhritenour4900
      @jakewhritenour4900 4 года назад +100

      Shayne is the angel. A Shayngel.

    • @caitlynford3001
      @caitlynford3001 4 года назад +25

      Jake Whritenour Shayne needs to coin that term. I like it. Shayngel

    • @poison6084
      @poison6084 4 года назад +5

      @@jakewhritenour4900 and your the jevil

  • @lanceanderchuk4960
    @lanceanderchuk4960 4 года назад +1466

    The most impressive thing was how fast the dude was shuffling the cards without looking at them.

    • @jaspervermeer659
      @jaspervermeer659 4 года назад +6

      Right?

    • @Aidan-zc8wx
      @Aidan-zc8wx 4 года назад +15

      And in a nice Rhythm. I wanted a song to be sung lol

    • @macks702
      @macks702 4 года назад +12

      *starts doing cup song*

    • @dragongaming2796
      @dragongaming2796 4 года назад +1

      IKR- I do tarot and the cards are a similar size and those things are HARD to shuffle

    • @sharondingle1607
      @sharondingle1607 4 года назад +1

      Right, I can't even shuffle them looking at it

  • @mr.spywtfbbq404
    @mr.spywtfbbq404 4 года назад +1121

    ''You're partner is not here right now.''
    All the Shartney shippers actually shart themselfs out of fear.

    • @mobtube1354
      @mobtube1354 4 года назад +21

      Well its just a prediction

    • @aquacraft7654
      @aquacraft7654 4 года назад +88

      Well the cards also said that her “angel” would never show up until she unlocked it within him... sooooo maybe it is shayne but he isn’t “there” yet who knowwwwwws

    • @sharondingle1607
      @sharondingle1607 4 года назад +1

      Right

    • @Nico-cx7op
      @Nico-cx7op 4 года назад

      @ChocoGamin3 aaah daaam

    • @swofzie123
      @swofzie123 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @dragonbowlsupper
    @dragonbowlsupper 8 месяцев назад +448

    Not me doing a parasocial tour of all the shartney videos after the announcement

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 8 месяцев назад +10

      MEEE 😭😭😭

    • @witchmomo
      @witchmomo 8 месяцев назад +3

      Saaaaame

    • @starrr365
      @starrr365 8 месяцев назад +4

      I feel called out😭😭

    • @DangitISmiled
      @DangitISmiled 7 месяцев назад +2

      I feel personally attacked by this comment and the algorithm…

  • @kawakiuchiha5519
    @kawakiuchiha5519 4 года назад +7705

    "Survive the year, it's gonna be harder than we think"
    Did Courtney just predict the Coronavirus?
    Edit: She wasn't joking, 2020 is MUCH worse than we thought.

  • @awesomesk5578
    @awesomesk5578 4 года назад +1762

    Shayne's important resolution this year:
    *MAKE* *GUS* *JOHNSON* *LAUGH*

  • @qas2762
    @qas2762 4 года назад +917

    “Your partner is definitely...not here right now.” and by this point all of the shortney fans have left the video.

    • @anarchyplanet5500
      @anarchyplanet5500 4 года назад +31

      No. We have just confirmed that he is fake

    • @bashoon5472
      @bashoon5472 4 года назад +3

      AnarchyPlanet may I know who confirmed it?

    • @benjamindavies1188
      @benjamindavies1188 4 года назад +28

      that does not definitely exclude the possibility of shortney, it could be that Shane has just not become that person yet

    • @Rovervium
      @Rovervium 4 года назад +6

      @@benjamindavies1188 maybe the reading is what changes him

    • @eeeellie
      @eeeellie 4 года назад +6

      maybe all those people who ship her with Damien are now saving this video and watching it every night before bed hahaha

  • @asdaneedsfunds
    @asdaneedsfunds 8 месяцев назад +441

    He did it. He did the splits.

  • @sultanlootah726
    @sultanlootah726 4 года назад +1398

    This is gonna be sexual
    Courtney:woooow

  • @peyton9523
    @peyton9523 4 года назад +425

    Shayne looked like he was on the verge of tears his entire reading

    • @Prerona11
      @Prerona11 4 года назад +14

      Yeahh and it was soo adorable and sad

  • @laraheli1054
    @laraheli1054 4 года назад +1301

    “It’s gonna be hard, survive the year”
    Coronavirus: okay. Who told her

    • @hazelruby9232
      @hazelruby9232 4 года назад +1

      Oscar Helicopter I love your channel picture

    • @thatonecryingman6254
      @thatonecryingman6254 4 года назад +8

      world war 3: I didn't...

    • @lancewick4017
      @lancewick4017 4 года назад +2

      the virus was already out just not in the western world

    • @pyroarq2496
      @pyroarq2496 4 года назад +3

      @@thatonecryingman6254 The nuke dropped by aliens to take out the humans to not spread the coronavirus: Nah me.

    • @fluffypuffygal6291
      @fluffypuffygal6291 3 года назад

      She can predict tha future :0

  • @braydenscobie3959
    @braydenscobie3959 8 месяцев назад +179

    "You're partner is definitely not here right now."
    Hello from April 2024!

  • @Skull-King95
    @Skull-King95 4 года назад +1125

    I can't believe that SHANE IS PREGNANT 😮

    • @stupidabc4331
      @stupidabc4331 4 года назад +18

      I think is pretty obvious tbh

    • @uhnyluh
      @uhnyluh 4 года назад +46

      Courtney FREAKIN Miller is The Daddy

    • @uhnyluh
      @uhnyluh 4 года назад +12

      @Musketeer Oliver you don't know who Courtney FREAKIN Miller is?

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 4 года назад +2

      That’s great. But he spells his name Shayne not Shane. I have made that same mistake before

    • @IvyG-C
      @IvyG-C 4 года назад +5

      Musketeer Oliver you clearly don’t watch smosh...

  • @neel2307
    @neel2307 4 года назад +1584

    i can hear shayne’s inner psychology major going : psychics arent real

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 года назад +224

      Or more like psychics sometimes might use psychology to say what the person wants to hear.

    • @stonksrgud7645
      @stonksrgud7645 3 года назад +28

      @@themadclown4077 same thing though

    • @TakavaNirhii
      @TakavaNirhii 3 года назад +106

      @@themadclown4077 That's it. They're experts at reading people and making general statements, knowing that their clients are going to look for connections.

    • @AlbertSirup
      @AlbertSirup 3 года назад +53

      @@themadclown4077 that's true, when he said "no crossing" i immediately thought it's to keep people open and engaged so they are more susceptible to what he's saying. It's a bit like a magic show.

    • @user-nm7jq1kx7l
      @user-nm7jq1kx7l 3 года назад +25

      @@TakavaNirhii I have a friend who's a psych major and I saw his post in FB saying "finally using my degree" and a link so I went to the link and was laughing my ass off when I was routed to a psychic website 😂 I immediately pm'ed him and brutally roasted him for it

  • @cherryzamo
    @cherryzamo 4 года назад +614

    "The person that is going to give you your first child."
    I'M NOT KIDDING BUT I HEARD MY JAW *SNAPPED* I-

    • @skygamerhd5019
      @skygamerhd5019 4 года назад +1

      your luck ;)

    • @robdgekke
      @robdgekke 4 года назад +7

      Most woman naturally want a child. That why he said it... It's a natural thing

    • @chocxlatee
      @chocxlatee 4 года назад +1

      Hmm i wonder what the rest said

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 4 года назад +13

      ​@@robdgekke Most? Idk, times have changed and are still changing, it's not exactly safe to assume everyone wants kids anymore lol

    • @mollyrowold8761
      @mollyrowold8761 4 года назад +15

      @@lkcullen1918 most is not the same word as everyone

  • @paige-marietanner8398
    @paige-marietanner8398 4 года назад +1257

    “I wonder why Mr Shayne isn’t married”
    Me screaming and crying at my screen: “YEAH ME TOO!!!”

    • @fishy5396
      @fishy5396 3 года назад +2

      @Audrey Ploucha 1 years old, why?

    • @SpiderVic11
      @SpiderVic11 8 месяцев назад +37

      comments that mean something different in 2024

    • @Artistalicia
      @Artistalicia 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@SpiderVic11 lmao for real tho

    • @alondravillegas2664
      @alondravillegas2664 8 месяцев назад +19

      Boy do I have some news for you😂

  • @tezzawench1899
    @tezzawench1899 4 года назад +279

    That reading for Shayne I could see it really hit him and just wanna day I hope you find the break in your wall Shayne
    Love and light

  • @velocityf1537
    @velocityf1537 4 года назад +1102

    Courtney: connecting with other humans
    Coronavirus and government: NO

    • @loyael
      @loyael 4 года назад +7

      It's funny how they were joking like "you're gonna have to CONNECT digitally" and she was like "haha I need a faster internet"
      Zoom calls yo xD

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 4 года назад +271

    "We brought in a psychic"
    Damien * reluctantly enters the room* : "Guys. No."

  • @TheThreeMonkeysDance
    @TheThreeMonkeysDance 8 месяцев назад +103

    Took 4 years but Shayne can finally to the splits guys

  • @rishikabakshi1579
    @rishikabakshi1579 4 года назад +286

    Shayne writes 2020
    Courtbort : ZOZO

  • @arthurlebedinski492
    @arthurlebedinski492 4 года назад +518

    this dude just destroyed Shartney

    • @johnjungkook2721
      @johnjungkook2721 4 года назад +30

      It's for the best, lol.

    • @oliviashearer
      @oliviashearer 4 года назад +18

      After he said that I thought, "I guess she's supposed to be with Damien then." 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @awhellyeah12
      @awhellyeah12 4 года назад +1

      Good

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys 4 года назад +27

      Shipping can be fun, but at this point, they're both very lonely and struggling to find who they want to be with, they've clearly made the choice to not be together because it's right for them, and I think the fans are pressuring them into something they have already agreed is a bad decision. Let them go, let them find who they actually want to be with

    • @coleki2355
      @coleki2355 4 года назад +1

      I prefer Shane and Olivia so I’m okay oof

  • @ashleylapidus171
    @ashleylapidus171 4 года назад +672

    Should have had a picture of Damien somewhere to “confuse” people

    • @adamarthurs1300
      @adamarthurs1300 4 года назад +6

      Ashley Lapidus I thought this was my comment bc of your picture lmao very similar

    • @SingularityDan
      @SingularityDan 4 года назад +2

      Someone likes Crowley

    • @adamarthurs1300
      @adamarthurs1300 4 года назад +1

      Daniel H. That’s what that symbol is? Interesting!! Mine is Mindless Self Indulgence

    • @SingularityDan
      @SingularityDan 4 года назад

      @@adamarthurs1300 Yeah it's the symbol for Thelema

    • @lucillebenavides4568
      @lucillebenavides4568 4 года назад

      Ooh, a men of letters symbol. I can see u are too a supernatural fan??

  • @anitajankowski1580
    @anitajankowski1580 8 месяцев назад +102

    Oh this aged like a FINE WINE

  • @Maddy-pm3hj
    @Maddy-pm3hj 4 года назад +480

    The drawing shayne made everyone was laughing at but honestly same for me

    • @spazbomb
      @spazbomb 4 года назад +4

      same here, a lot of people get this, if it isn't pressure you put yourself through, it's doubt, in worse cases both. You can't get rid of that mentallity, but you can learn to live with it and find the zen zone inbetween. Been trying it myself, just gotta realise when you're doing it.

    • @maturinthecosmicturtle6783
      @maturinthecosmicturtle6783 4 года назад

      Same here, I saw it was just just like yup I feel that

    • @ryleighbrodie2861
      @ryleighbrodie2861 4 года назад

      I posted on Instagram that and said and that's a Bob Ross Portrait

    • @Maddy-pm3hj
      @Maddy-pm3hj 4 года назад

      spaz bomb his drawing is probably the best and only way to describe it without fumbling through

  • @sketchingstudio5552
    @sketchingstudio5552 4 года назад +270

    Shayne being "just friends" with himself is a mOOD

  • @aubreyparker5564
    @aubreyparker5564 4 года назад +750

    Adds be like
    Courtney: show me my love-
    EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH K

    • @ThePyrodactyl
      @ThePyrodactyl 4 года назад +4

      I literally got the exact same ad at the exact same time

    • @impatientlady8980
      @impatientlady8980 4 года назад +1

      I got the fantasy island one 😅😅

    • @FrHelnik
      @FrHelnik 4 года назад +2

      Same !!! I got "you want to stop smoking? "

    • @karnalgirl5062
      @karnalgirl5062 4 года назад

      aubrey parker ads*

    • @omnicpast5729
      @omnicpast5729 4 года назад

      aubrey parker same

  • @AllThatAmar
    @AllThatAmar 8 месяцев назад +102

    It's possible, however slim, that a Hollywood based rune reading fortune teller may not be a 100% accurate source on future events.

  • @RadDadOrtiz
    @RadDadOrtiz 4 года назад +541

    Psychic: Say, "Show me your love line."
    Courtney: Show me my love line.
    RUclips: *Cuts to GrubHub add*
    Me: This psychic is goooood.

  • @noalb1
    @noalb1 4 года назад +945

    This guy is really good at saying a lot of words without actually saying anything. Impressive.

    • @MellenBerger
      @MellenBerger 4 года назад +102

      all psychics are like that....they use the barnum effect

    • @muppetmom78
      @muppetmom78 4 года назад +75

      @@MellenBerger its called being very vague and very generalized so there 's less of chance people find out that your a fake!! Very common and very much overused tactic most psychics use or tarot card readers

    • @destinyrose2175
      @destinyrose2175 4 года назад +21

      And what little he was specific about “ready” both Courtney and Shane talk about on a semi regular basis in Smosh videos, and much of it is probably on their wiki pages xD

    • @zakarymoninger7845
      @zakarymoninger7845 4 года назад +15

      At least this guy was really cool and positive about it though. Besides the pregnancy thing, pretty much everything he said was just good advice in general, which in a setting where you're talking to a believer could be really helpful.

    • @freddithefu4848
      @freddithefu4848 4 года назад +21

      So here is a thought:
      Psychic reading can never really be specifically be about you. When he tells you these vague things you automatically compare them to yourself and think about how it fits into your story. This causes you to actually think about yourself, look into yourself, become introspective.
      If you view the psychic reading more as a mirror to your self and a initiation for self reflection, than as a direct personal answer to your questions, it makes a lot more sense.

  • @shihtzugirl87
    @shihtzugirl87 4 года назад +178

    My heart got so happy when Shayne said he got himself flowers. I want a guy that I can buy flowers for.

    • @jonnypayne598
      @jonnypayne598 4 года назад +4

      Shayne and himself are JUST FRIENDS

  • @RoseDemica
    @RoseDemica Год назад +210

    Can we have a 2023 update with Shayne and Courtney about how they feel about these readings now?

    • @nia1daley
      @nia1daley 8 месяцев назад +68

      Welp I think yesterday showed us a lot 😭

    • @venuswest1914
      @venuswest1914 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@nia1daleyi know right LMAOO

    • @ischristinaok
      @ischristinaok 8 месяцев назад +12

      i need this now more than ever

    • @Kaylee_eeee
      @Kaylee_eeee 8 месяцев назад +5

      YES ESPECIALLY NOW

    • @ellierelyea8388
      @ellierelyea8388 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah!

  • @madzlikescats1817
    @madzlikescats1817 4 года назад +281

    shayne's was so intenseee he looked like he was taking it all IN

    • @caseyburkhart5203
      @caseyburkhart5203 4 года назад +11

      I think he was trying to pretend he actually believed him

  • @StevenandStefanie
    @StevenandStefanie 4 года назад +101

    "Yeah sunflowers...cuz we're just friends" I laughed way to hard at that

  • @paristiger
    @paristiger 8 месяцев назад +64

    Well as of April 1st 2024,this aged well. In case anyone doesn't know...
    Shayne can finally do the splits

  • @gracieb.333
    @gracieb.333 3 года назад +452

    Courtney:
    Health and Socializing
    Covid:
    lol

  • @SinkToTheBeat89
    @SinkToTheBeat89 4 года назад +85

    Shayne got absolutely wrecked by that reading. That line about it being hard to find family I think he almost cried.

  • @andygspeed6233
    @andygspeed6233 4 года назад +346

    They should do this again but with other people in the cast.

    • @angelfitz9292
      @angelfitz9292 4 года назад +18

      YES Damien and Olivia

    • @Mr4real93
      @Mr4real93 4 года назад

      I wanna see all of them do it especially Ian.

    • @anadammifalastini594
      @anadammifalastini594 4 года назад

      Totally would love to see Damien do this.

  • @aishacopney3807
    @aishacopney3807 4 года назад +215

    “I put so much pressure on myself I couldn’t move” TOOOOO RELATABLE

    • @kimblackburn169
      @kimblackburn169 4 года назад +1

      Yes totally when he said that I was like this is so me 😬😬

    • @angelfitz9292
      @angelfitz9292 4 года назад

      Shane became my spirit animal at that moment.

  • @Ashbashbabyc
    @Ashbashbabyc 8 месяцев назад +75

    Hits different today lmao

  • @Rednexican816
    @Rednexican816 4 года назад +249

    Psychic: "He's probably not here right now..."
    Jack Sparrow: "Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

  • @brokemono
    @brokemono 8 месяцев назад +27

    Bruh, this guy knew exactly but had to lie to not mess it up between them and make it awkward IN THE ROOM. Always had a feeling he wasn't being 100% honest, he knew a lot more. Smart moves fortune man.

    • @utkr21
      @utkr21 2 месяца назад

      what makes you think that? I'm curious

  • @sickandtired666
    @sickandtired666 8 месяцев назад +40

    so funny watching this knowing that they're married now and have probably been dating for quite a while

  • @chirp1075
    @chirp1075 8 месяцев назад +125

    Bro rewatching this in 2024 after Courtney and Shayne posted their real/ maybe fake wedding is insane.

  • @markbridges2168
    @markbridges2168 4 года назад +478

    "A guy is gonna sweep you up"
    "He's never gone come" "He doesn't exist"

    • @crystalangel9398
      @crystalangel9398 4 года назад +91

      Mark Bridges He meant that the perfect guy doesn’t exist.

    • @chunnil4898
      @chunnil4898 4 года назад +21

      Well he's a charlatan, sooo....
      Entertaining, but yeah.

    • @resonantwisdom
      @resonantwisdom 4 года назад +31

      BECAUSE HE'S A WOMAN!

    • @GimmeYourBlubber
      @GimmeYourBlubber 4 года назад +17

      Nice, statements taken out of context, whoopty doo

    • @Wra8h
      @Wra8h 4 года назад +9

      Exactly what I thought, lol. Of course someone can say conveniently that he meant that "the perfect guy doesn't exist".
      I just hope both of them don't actually believe what he's saying & manifest it when they can make their own decisions

  • @asupercoolperson8440
    @asupercoolperson8440 4 года назад +464

    Courtney: “Its going to be harder than you think.”
    everyone: Hrmmm, so wait who is the psychic here again?

  • @nooneknowsian1601
    @nooneknowsian1601 4 года назад +91

    Next on Smosh:
    *A Hypnotist Makes Us Fall In Love With Each Other*

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 4 года назад +9

      Next next on Smosh:
      *Our child will rule the world*

    • @Nina-ls9wj
      @Nina-ls9wj 4 года назад +3

      @@kaldogorath our child is called courtney junior freakin topp

  • @j2xosorio24
    @j2xosorio24 4 года назад +211

    "stay alive, survive the year, its gonna be harder than we think"
    that just gave me chills bro

    • @loyael
      @loyael 4 года назад +1

      Same that got me scared xD wth Courtney

  • @danaliyuechang
    @danaliyuechang 4 года назад +254

    Shayne:LA is crazy,my job is crazy
    Me:waiting for him to to call himself crazy

  • @Breadful1
    @Breadful1 4 года назад +157

    As soon as I read the title I thought: DAMIEN finally accepts his powers
    Lmao

  • @B.M.O-0414
    @B.M.O-0414 8 месяцев назад +19

    I love how some of the things he said align with what is happening right now with shayne and courtney being married (maybe). What got me curious is that courtneys partner is not there, yet I think it is because shayne was still building himself to be the partner for courtney, just doesn't know it, that's why her partner is not there and yet he still said he can see that it could be someone in the industry

  • @Embobmaster
    @Embobmaster 4 года назад +363

    Courtney: "Survive the year, it's gonna be harder than you think."
    COVID-19: *i'm willing to second that*

    • @Phlanger61
      @Phlanger61 4 года назад +1

      1:40

    • @mskitten39
      @mskitten39 3 года назад

      Courtney immediately after: connecting with other people.
      COVID-19: 😂😂😂 yeah sure

  • @lilathedumb22
    @lilathedumb22 4 года назад +200

    Imagine them introducing the video and being like, “Ok, now everyone welcome in Damien Haas! The real physic!”
    I’m joking he’s not actually a physic...

  • @Tongys
    @Tongys 4 года назад +211

    This series is like watching a TV show and there's always two characters you want to get together but the creators of the show always tease it and then it never happens.

    • @almostliv
      @almostliv 4 года назад +10

      so supernatural

    • @malek7628
      @malek7628 4 года назад +4

      At the same time the psychic says it will not happen.

    • @sauce9518
      @sauce9518 4 года назад

      @Nabil Kassab ew brucenat

  • @significantsoil5345
    @significantsoil5345 Месяц назад +10

    10:17 "Your partner is definitely not here right now"
    Shayne- okay dude, sure.

  • @andimbritish6933
    @andimbritish6933 4 года назад +251

    In like 20 years I want to see if this guy was right.

    • @pablojoelaban363
      @pablojoelaban363 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 года назад +2

      Psychic said my aunt was going to have twins and she later on did so theres that.

    • @mkg1097
      @mkg1097 3 года назад

      @@themadclown4077 lucky guess

  • @pigeonsonapowerline
    @pigeonsonapowerline 4 года назад +293

    “Someone broke your heart man”
    *SAMANTHA WHY DID YOU LET THE BABY DRINK*

  • @kingkirbz
    @kingkirbz 4 года назад +215

    now we wait for courtney’s pregnancy announcement

    • @darththeo
      @darththeo 4 года назад +4

      Honestly, that would be a serious WTF moment.

  • @runwithturtles5996
    @runwithturtles5996 3 года назад +395

    The fact that Courtney is the psychic on this video, predicting early exactly what 2020 would actually be!

  • @Idlccnt
    @Idlccnt 4 года назад +70

    I know Shayne is very skeptic when it comes to this kind of stuff, and you can see it, that he’s struggling if he’s going to believe it or not.

  • @emilystorm8624
    @emilystorm8624 4 года назад +261

    Shayne: “A self portrait”
    *draws Salad Fingers*

    • @silvertheorist
      @silvertheorist 4 года назад +4

      I'm cackling at this and the mental image that followed after

    • @donnadoonan4322
      @donnadoonan4322 4 года назад

      Maybe he voiced salad fingers??

    • @donnadoonan4322
      @donnadoonan4322 4 года назад +1

      I know he doesnt it was a joke but what if he did?-

  • @calebhoke-wewer1157
    @calebhoke-wewer1157 4 года назад +238

    I'm so happy for Shayne because this means he is going to find everything that he truly wants in a person and that he will be very happy and that makes me happy

    • @twofourtwo93
      @twofourtwo93 4 года назад +16

      do people actually take psychics seriously

    • @calebhoke-wewer1157
      @calebhoke-wewer1157 4 года назад +6

      @@twofourtwo93I don't know but even if the psychic is lying I'm 100% sure Shayne will find true happiness

    • @twofourtwo93
      @twofourtwo93 4 года назад +8

      @@calebhoke-wewer1157 oh i believe that too, but psychics are full of shit man. most of them believe it themselves but its not real

  • @aripocki
    @aripocki 8 месяцев назад +20

    "Your partner is definitelyyyyyy not here right now." That was oddly specific, and now it all makes sense.

  • @carolinewilliamson3405
    @carolinewilliamson3405 4 года назад +117

    1:28 I was kinda hoping she would write, "iM gOinG MoRmAn!!"

  • @makeupbyrienne2649
    @makeupbyrienne2649 4 года назад +165

    Shayne wants to think less.... Well you should've thought of that before you chose to become a Virgo 😂😂😂

  • @JonahSonner
    @JonahSonner 4 года назад +87

    Shayne always looks like he just finished a deep cry session and there's nothing wrong with that

  • @scoutmattox1055
    @scoutmattox1055 7 месяцев назад +24

    The psychic totally looks directly at Shane when he says Courtney’s first bb daddy is going to be popular, and then Shane is so tickled

  • @Amphanotes
    @Amphanotes 4 года назад +105

    I have never seen Shayne this serious to my memory, it is interesting to see a different side to him although i love his humour in general also haha

    • @plorymi
      @plorymi 4 года назад +9

      Mr. Danners You should try Smoshcast, they talk about pretty serious things in some episodes like the one with Damien, Ian, and Shayne.

  • @supperpuppy8
    @supperpuppy8 4 года назад +93

    As someone who reads tarot, oooooo baby watching him shuffle his cards is absolutely beautiful and very connective

    • @drowning0phelia
      @drowning0phelia 4 года назад +1

      Maya I know right he was so feeling the cards

    • @kkierv
      @kkierv 4 года назад

      Yess!

  • @howardthechuck7794
    @howardthechuck7794 4 года назад +157

    We need more-
    •Damien and Shayne show
    •Ian and damien’s show where they rank things
    •also, bring back smash pot weekly

  • @Kat_kitty_katkat
    @Kat_kitty_katkat 8 месяцев назад +30

    Proud of him for finally doing the splits :')

  • @elisaarnadottir4720
    @elisaarnadottir4720 4 года назад +103

    "Have child"
    Me: **chokes on icecream**

  • @kayleyz2301
    @kayleyz2301 4 года назад +243

    “Your parters not here right now”
    Shartney shippers: REEEEEEE

  • @sailxrmxrs
    @sailxrmxrs 4 года назад +40

    i feel like no one really comments on how good smosh's editors are, like every video is just *chef's kiss*

  • @isabellapajamas2093
    @isabellapajamas2093 8 месяцев назад +46

    seeing this again in 2024 with their “april fools” marriage is INSANE

  • @j_leevemealone
    @j_leevemealone 4 года назад +201

    Physic: The person is not in the room currently
    Everyone watching: *collective sigh*

    • @Grosvenor77
      @Grosvenor77 4 года назад +11

      Because Shane needs to find himself and become that person :D

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 4 года назад +4

      I wonder if Damien or even Ian is in the room