@@mcm730You could write an entire book over this on a series, an adventurer who's stuck inside of a cursed inns room after a sucessful adventure and is unable to muscle his way out so over an entire book he basically learns how to think about his situation and choices and by the end he manages to leave and with a few extra skills at that. Maybe book 3 or 4 of the series.
The miserable weather is really important here. It actually enhances the warmth and coziness of coming in from the weather. When it's really nice out, a traveler like this would be reluctant to go inside except to eat, and perhaps use the bathroom.
Best nights are in the dead of winter, the wind is howling at forty-below, but you're inside by the wood stove with a well-worn quilt and fresh mug of something warm. Personal preference being a hot toddy or wassail.
@@brigidtheirish My fave is a concoction I invented when I was 16. I made the first one just a few months after I was legally able to drink. I call it Taitano Coffee. Make a cup of drip or FP coffee. A packet of cocoa at 1/4 to 1/2 the ratio of the cocoa to water used to make hot chocolate. For each 16oz of coffee and cocoa mix, add 1 shot each of coconut rum and Kentucky Bourbon. If you don't have both the rum and the bourbon, 2 shots of the one you do have will suffice.
@@taitano12 Sounds... warm. Honestly, and I know this is going to sound weird, I'm not a fan of either chocolate or coffee. Doesn't help that the latter gives me migraines.
@@brigidtheirish Huh. If coffee gives you nightmares, the chocolate and alcohol in my drink would make it worse. My drink would probably trigger an anxiety attack. The nightmares come from the increased heart rate caffeine causes in a lot of people. Combined with the theobromine of chocolate and the drop in inhibitions and self control that comes with alcohol, and you have a pretty good chance of triggering an anxiety episode, even if you don't have a chronic anxiety issue. Basically, it brings the nightmares from when you're asleep to when you're awake and alert. 😬 Yeah, sounds like something to avoid in your case. 😅
He's sharing the room with Throgmar Drake Slayer the 8th barbarian (one of the few barbarians that bathes by the insistence of his party and gives good hugs)
@@Pix31nat0r eh, sure. It'll be a few years but I'll try to remember this post (assuming this channel and RUclips are still around by then, fingers crossed)
@@henrylivingstone2971 and there should be more! More tough woman adventurur tropes But fr, i would love to have a day like that, end a long day after being in the rain. So cosy. Listening to rainstorm n fireplace ambeince is the closest ill get
This is literally all I’ve wanted for ages. Bring cloaks back, horseback travelling, everyone should homestead and bring an adventurer is the thing to do.
This warmed my heart. Granted, there's a heat wave going on and I'm sweating buckets, but the soft cozy feeling of a grizzled innkeeper making a traveler feel comfy and lucky is so soft, dude.
Aye, Innkeep! I'm currently on a journey to map the lands but these past few days have not been kind to either my mount nor myself. May I ask if you would have somewhere for us to rest for the night ? Would I also be able to buy some stew as well as some hay for my 4-legged companion?
I should warn you though, innkeep... I had a run-in with some brigands on the road and the dastardly villains made off with my coin pouch, so I regret to announce that I have no gold with which to pay you. Perhaps we could come to an arrangement though? I fancy myself a bit of an entertainer, so I would be most glad to liven up your fair inn with some music and song in exchange for a room and a bowl of that fine stew you have simmering over the fire.
Ive done this in the Lakes. Walked for miles, alone, packet for a week, found a Pub/Inn in the middle of nowhere, unfortunately it had just stopped serving food but I bought a few bags of pork scratchings (fried pig skin) and had a few pints while sat in the corner. Heard some stories from a old drunken local before finding a patch of forest nearby to make camp for the night, slept in a hammok under the stars then headed into the hills at first light.
One thing ive always wondered about these scenarios. When the inn-keeper goes "you arnt from these parts, are ya?" Well no crap. This is an inn. Why would people from around here be staying at an inn. This is the entire point of this establishments existence!
“I warn ye, it’s the coziest room of em all…” You open the door, expecting dozens of pillows, thick blankets, and maybe some scented candles… and you see a fucking pile of hay and a gnarled wooden board with the word “pillow” scribbled on it
Did Anybody else see this as Some Innkeeper not expecting a traveler arriving in the dead of night during a terrible storm, having no more vacancies. Suddenly seeing some young man coming out of the rain, a down on his luck traveler, and the innkeeper being some kind humble man who gave the last room to that traveler for the night. The last room being the Innkeeper's own... Perspectives Hit Different!
Dude. That’s a cursed room. Once you are in there you can never leave. Not because there’s a ghost or anything, it’s just that you’re never going to sleep as well as that ever again. Even if you sleep there again, it’s just not quite as good as before
I fall into a deep slumber, and I dream about a beautiful woman, who caresses my face, and tells me that I am the most wonderful person in all the world. It is my Mother, and I am a babe in her arms.
I mean in devon that can happen.lovely little country side towns with little pubs and inns that serve food with a roaring fireplace. Used to drink in a pub called "The jolly sailor" that had two massive comfy chairs next too a fireplace. Lovely little pub.
if you(dungeon master) ever need to annoy your dnd group when there in a long journey, remind them that taverns don't lets you sleep there and have people laugh at them for asking, and when they get to a inn remind them that inns don't rent rooms they rent a space in a communal bed( historically accurate ), as such each time they go to sleep there is a chance that they might be sleeping next to the assassin sent to get rid of them, or a thief that will steal from them, a person infected with plague, or a guy who constantly farts and snores throughout the night making you have to use saving throws to get back to sleep else they wont get there strength back for the next day.
This is so amazing, I wathed it on repeat for like 20 times now and I'm still amazed at the voice acting. The art is amazing as well. Thank you so much
Idk but the idea of a innkeeper who saves the coyest room for the last arrival makes me smile. Maybe they just save it because anyone who pulls up to a inn late on a rainy night is the person who most needs it.
Who doesent want that? I wanted to do the road to Santiago on horseback. No kidding. My parents said to just go by bike, but man, it wouldn't be the same
This video motivated me to heat up some Tom yum soup I had in my fridge. As a still-learning-how-to-function teen nerd on the internet, I’m saying thank you because I need the reminder sometimes and the soup was really good.❤love your videos!
Don't forget your horse needs to have a comfy barn with tasty oats and an apple from you in the morning, cause horse didn't have a cloak, granted he is naturally adapted to weather.
There is a Tavern that is quite literally the portal to another realm: one whose atmosphere is swimming with comforts at every turn. There is one bit of sadness here, however. The old ghost that roams this halls, marked by a lifetime of pain, she howls and shrieks at night while no one can hear her. Except for that old man at the desk. Every night he prays to his patrons, every night he tries to make things better here in the hopes that one day: His wife's soul will be at rest.
"It's the cozy room- good luck-" *opens the door to see bookshelves, a small fiee place, a comfy bed with a stray cat on the bed* "...if this is a mimic- I'm ganna die happy"
I want to walk through desert and mountain trails and quietly, slowly ride into a small town alone and mysterious my hat concealing my eyes, my fingers hovering around my pistol in case of trouble and slowly hop off my horse and open the saloon doors and order a drink while everyone quietly sizes me up
You know. That your going to be attacked by mimics , ghouls or any kind of other monsters. The moment you close your eyes. maybe the Innkeeper ... makes Stew out of his quests! xD Waaaaayyyy too good a deal.
I had an experience something like this, though significantly less, er, charming. XD The very short version is I made the mistake of needing to get back to Texas from Maine at the tail end of the Snowpocalypse from a couple years ago. I was two days off my medication, exhausted, and stuck half dozing on the floor of the DFW airport because they didn't offer any kind of accommodations. (even the VIP area was locked down) I managed to snag a room at a hotel nearby that 1:Had a running shuttle and 2:Didn't cost an arm and a leg to get. When I tell you I slept like the dead after finally getting food and a shower, I mean it. It was the coziest goddamn little suite that had a high ceiling and super plush bedding.
PC: "Then I go and have a beautiful night sleep". DM: Sure thing, you have the best sleep you ever had. By morning the rain had let up, there's a chill in the air that cuts to the bone, morning dew coalesce into a slight fog... roll wisdom saving throw. PC: For what? DM: *manic smile* to see if you can get out of your warm comfy bed to face the cold of the morning. PC: You monster!
Now a FANTASY INN would be entirely magical with hundreds of individual beds with NO LICE OR BEDBUGS the food would always be hot and delicious and your room would always be warm in winter and cool in summer. Also the Ale would be fresh and all the tavern girls are Elves....😂
So if you want to get nitpicky, you either got a pallet of straw and a blanket (chespest) or you rented space on a large bed where your partners were either peasants on a pilgrimage, Mercenaries or even traveling merchants. By the way. The myth of everyone staying close to their home in the Middle Ages is only true for serfs. Everyone else traveled the rivers (like in England) or traveled by coastal runner boats and sometimes by Roman road.
Guys I need help My party is on a quest to save a king (homebrew) and we ended up in a jungle where we encountered a witch and a candy hut, everyone except me and a fighter ate it and got kidnapped/dimension warped, we managed to find another shack that led to the same dimension and managed to rescue our friends, we did not kill the witch who dimension warped away from us again, then out of game I made a joke about us being in Hansel Gretel, and due to similar encounters joked that we were going to have to fight the entire Disney cinematic universe, I then continued to start pretending to place bets that next we would be fighting Dumbo, apparently my antics had pissed off the DM and the witch came back while we were resting and warped the house to the top of a mountain, and we are now located in a roc nest that the dm has named: Dumbo, any suggestions on how to survive?😂😭
Probably cost a little extra, but it cant hurt to splurge. I had a dm who used to get really into their descriptions until everyone kept bothering to get a George RR martin monolgue about our tavern rooms lol.
" There is fireplace its warm and it smells like STEW".
Now I'm hungry for stew.
Is it stew or curry if it stew it better than nothing if it curry I hope it spicy if not I doesn't matter it better than nothing
@@julyol119 same and they are making beef Stew next door!!
@@cowlico That's torture. Can you ask if they can share some with you?
He got his priorities straight.😂
"I must warn you it's the coziest room of all"
*Me a year later still in that room as my hoard of gold slowly becomes nothing*
*hoard
Mmm, interesting idea. Cursed room in an inn.
@@Transformers2Fan1 Yeah I use speech to text I'll fix it
@@mcm730You could write an entire book over this on a series, an adventurer who's stuck inside of a cursed inns room after a sucessful adventure and is unable to muscle his way out so over an entire book he basically learns how to think about his situation and choices and by the end he manages to leave and with a few extra skills at that. Maybe book 3 or 4 of the series.
@@Alacachoo
So Emily Dickinson?
D&D done right.
Dark fantasy maybe
Too bad the entire inn is a new born false hydra that's set itself up in the perfect location to lure in weary travelers... its the hotel califorina.
@@nopjhgnow I want to do a dark fantasy DND and put my players through hell and then give them a cozy little room in an inn 😂❤
@@nopjhgLotR isn't dark fantasy and it has this exact vibe through multiple parts of the books, especially Fellowship of the Ring.
I always end my sessions like this
The miserable weather is really important here. It actually enhances the warmth and coziness of coming in from the weather. When it's really nice out, a traveler like this would be reluctant to go inside except to eat, and perhaps use the bathroom.
100% not the toilet. There’ll be long stretch of unoccupied land where you can do your business and not risk falling in.
Best nights are in the dead of winter, the wind is howling at forty-below, but you're inside by the wood stove with a well-worn quilt and fresh mug of something warm. Personal preference being a hot toddy or wassail.
@@brigidtheirish My fave is a concoction I invented when I was 16. I made the first one just a few months after I was legally able to drink. I call it Taitano Coffee.
Make a cup of drip or FP coffee.
A packet of cocoa at 1/4 to 1/2 the ratio of the cocoa to water used to make hot chocolate.
For each 16oz of coffee and cocoa mix, add 1 shot each of coconut rum and Kentucky Bourbon. If you don't have both the rum and the bourbon, 2 shots of the one you do have will suffice.
@@taitano12 Sounds... warm.
Honestly, and I know this is going to sound weird, I'm not a fan of either chocolate or coffee. Doesn't help that the latter gives me migraines.
@@brigidtheirish Huh. If coffee gives you nightmares, the chocolate and alcohol in my drink would make it worse. My drink would probably trigger an anxiety attack. The nightmares come from the increased heart rate caffeine causes in a lot of people. Combined with the theobromine of chocolate and the drop in inhibitions and self control that comes with alcohol, and you have a pretty good chance of triggering an anxiety episode, even if you don't have a chronic anxiety issue. Basically, it brings the nightmares from when you're asleep to when you're awake and alert.
😬 Yeah, sounds like something to avoid in your case. 😅
"There's a fireplace, and it's warm, and it smells like
S T E W "
the way he says it gives 'dog sees squirrel' vibes
In an _old_ old timey inn, you rent a spot in a bed, instead of a room, so free cuddle partner, maybe
@airacummins5076
so, playing a kobold would be the best for that?
@chongwillson972 yeah, but what if something rolls over you
He's sharing the room with Throgmar Drake Slayer the 8th barbarian (one of the few barbarians that bathes by the insistence of his party and gives good hugs)
@@justanotherguy3215 I read this as "who *bathes in the blood of his enemies* at the insistence of his party" and then I had to reread it. 😂
@@airacummins5076
you are kobold, you are used to these things.
Well shoot, now i gotta add "build a medieval-fantasy-inspired inn for people to escape to on horseback and decompress" to the bucket list.
Want help?
@@Pix31nat0r eh, sure. It'll be a few years but I'll try to remember this post (assuming this channel and RUclips are still around by then, fingers crossed)
"I must warn you...."
😰
"...it is the coziest room of them all" 😊
Honestly, that is a peak fantasy world goal. Days of traveling ended by the smell of stew and the coziest night's sleep.
“The male fantasy is toxic”
The male fantasy:
this isnt exclusive to men
This is EVERYONE's fantasy XD
In this day and age just having peace is almost a luxury!
I want a comfy bed and stew after a long day too, please!!
@@theworsttriangle3555
You don’t see many women prefix the cozy room scenario as being a travel worn adventurer seeking refuge from a storm 😂😂😂
Dude, this isn't just a male fantasy lol
@@henrylivingstone2971 and there should be more! More tough woman adventurur tropes
But fr, i would love to have a day like that, end a long day after being in the rain. So cosy. Listening to rainstorm n fireplace ambeince is the closest ill get
"But I must warn ya!"
D:
"It's the coziest bed we have!"
:3
This is literally all I’ve wanted for ages. Bring cloaks back, horseback travelling, everyone should homestead and bring an adventurer is the thing to do.
What's stopping you from using a cloak?
The man has a point, You know.
True. What the fuck even is
human development. 😭
Pillaging and raiding? No, adventuring!
It's always good to take a rest after making a whole Tower worth of wizards lose their beards. =]
This voice... I need more stories with THIS
VOICE!!!
This warmed my heart. Granted, there's a heat wave going on and I'm sweating buckets, but the soft cozy feeling of a grizzled innkeeper making a traveler feel comfy and lucky is so soft, dude.
I can be the innkeeper of everyone! Does anyone want a room?
I like a room Innkeeper!
Aye, Innkeep! I'm currently on a journey to map the lands but these past few days have not been kind to either my mount nor myself. May I ask if you would have somewhere for us to rest for the night ? Would I also be able to buy some stew as well as some hay for my 4-legged companion?
I too would like a room, innkeeper! And mayhaps a few ladels of rabbit stew if you don't mind please and thank you.
I should warn you though, innkeep... I had a run-in with some brigands on the road and the dastardly villains made off with my coin pouch, so I regret to announce that I have no gold with which to pay you. Perhaps we could come to an arrangement though? I fancy myself a bit of an entertainer, so I would be most glad to liven up your fair inn with some music and song in exchange for a room and a bowl of that fine stew you have simmering over the fire.
I’ll take one, king size if you have it, I’m okay with a queen though. Do you do wake up calls?
My God, that comforter and those pillows look so *SOFT!*
That genuinely sounds like bliss.
This is what backpacking through the UK countryside felt like for me :) 🏞🏰🎒
UK country side is just fantasy land sans dragons.... unless you are in Wales.
“Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting!” What men want:
What I want:
What everyone wants:
Man i love your art style. It feels so nostalgic for some reason. But i feel giddy when i see your new post.
yeah it reminds me of the old asterix comics
Ive done this in the Lakes.
Walked for miles, alone, packet for a week, found a Pub/Inn in the middle of nowhere, unfortunately it had just stopped serving food but I bought a few bags of pork scratchings (fried pig skin) and had a few pints while sat in the corner. Heard some stories from a old drunken local before finding a patch of forest nearby to make camp for the night, slept in a hammok under the stars then headed into the hills at first light.
Beware, for that room is the lair of a rug of mothering. A mimic so wholesome that once you enter, you may never wish to leave.
One thing ive always wondered about these scenarios. When the inn-keeper goes "you arnt from these parts, are ya?"
Well no crap. This is an inn. Why would people from around here be staying at an inn. This is the entire point of this establishments existence!
The true road to peace is traveled rough, but found in the simple comforts of utility and aesthetic.
I was completely enthralled in this. Good start, middle, climax, and end.
This is in fact The Innkeeper sales pitch he tells everyone who comes in that that is the last room that they have but it is in fact not
“I warn ye, it’s the coziest room of em all…”
You open the door, expecting dozens of pillows, thick blankets, and maybe some scented candles… and you see a fucking pile of hay and a gnarled wooden board with the word “pillow” scribbled on it
When he said it was the coziest bed he meant that it was so cozy that you'll never be able to wake up again.😅
Old times inn but with indoor plumbing for a luxurious bath after a that horseback ride 👌🏽😩
This is how dnd should start instead of a tavern
"I must warn you: It is the coziest room of them all..."
Me: "It is murder cursed, isn't it?"
Inkeeper: "Naw, it's just haunted by a former grandma. You might feel bad leaving."
Welp. Adding something similar to this scenario to my bucket list because damn I love bundling up in a cozy bed.
Love me a nice old timey inn. Does a feller good.
Did Anybody else see this as Some Innkeeper not expecting a traveler arriving in the dead of night during a terrible storm, having no more vacancies. Suddenly seeing some young man coming out of the rain, a down on his luck traveler, and the innkeeper being some kind humble man who gave the last room to that traveler for the night. The last room being the Innkeeper's own...
Perspectives Hit Different!
Dude. That’s a cursed room. Once you are in there you can never leave. Not because there’s a ghost or anything, it’s just that you’re never going to sleep as well as that ever again. Even if you sleep there again, it’s just not quite as good as before
You say that as if any of us can get a decent night's rest anyway. Heck, just a single night would be worth it.
I fall into a deep slumber, and I dream about a beautiful woman, who caresses my face, and tells me that I am the most wonderful person in all the world. It is my Mother, and I am a babe in her arms.
In keepers, give beds to travelers and yet are still surprised when they see people who, “aren’t from around here”
God that bed looks so comfy
I was expecting, "if you want a room, you must taste the stew."
Innkeeper: “It’s so cozy… you’ll never wake up”!
The Adventurer: “Thank you”!! *sleeps in till lunchtime*
Just let him hit the hardest nap ever ok! No questions needed
i imagine this story being said by a soldier in a muddy trench
God I love the cold day with warm thick quilt like cushion it is so satisfying..
The One Room to comfort them all, One Room to relax them, One room to bring them all, and in the darkness snuggle them.
This needs more likes.
I mean in devon that can happen.lovely little country side towns with little pubs and inns that serve food with a roaring fireplace.
Used to drink in a pub called "The jolly sailor" that had two massive comfy chairs next too a fireplace. Lovely little pub.
I thought the inn roof looked like the McD logo for a second :-p
The old guy was so sweet for saying that last bit😭 and his impersonation sounds like my grandpas grumble
Im on that journey right now, can't wait to get to a cozy bed.
“He’s not from around here” like yeah man, you own an Inn😂💀
Where does the horse go?
Comfy stable in the back with a young filly nearby to "talk" to.
On the bed. Like a very big kitty.
To the coziest stable with the tastiest oats a horse can ever eat
In his horse pocket
"Last stranger thought I was joking too. That's his head mounted over the mantle. "
if you(dungeon master) ever need to annoy your dnd group when there in a long journey,
remind them that taverns don't lets you sleep there and have people laugh at them for asking,
and when they get to a inn remind them that inns don't rent rooms they rent a space in a communal bed( historically accurate ),
as such each time they go to sleep there is a chance that they might be sleeping next to the assassin sent to get rid of them,
or a thief that will steal from them,
a person infected with plague,
or a guy who constantly farts and snores throughout the night making you have to use saving throws to get back to sleep else they wont get there strength back for the next day.
This is so amazing, I wathed it on repeat for like 20 times now and I'm still amazed at the voice acting. The art is amazing as well. Thank you so much
Idk but the idea of a innkeeper who saves the coyest room for the last arrival makes me smile.
Maybe they just save it because anyone who pulls up to a inn late on a rainy night is the person who most needs it.
I love this, I didn't know I needed this ❤ last video for the day, happy feels and happy night night ❤❤❤
"He's not from around these parts" yeah buddy that's probably why he's at your inn 😂
Who doesent want that?
I wanted to do the road to Santiago on horseback. No kidding. My parents said to just go by bike, but man, it wouldn't be the same
We need to replace motels with inns again
Beautiful... level up...
This video motivated me to heat up some Tom yum soup I had in my fridge. As a still-learning-how-to-function teen nerd on the internet, I’m saying thank you because I need the reminder sometimes and the soup was really good.❤love your videos!
Don't forget your horse needs to have a comfy barn with tasty oats and an apple from you in the morning, cause horse didn't have a cloak, granted he is naturally adapted to weather.
the inn keeper had him going for a moment there.i like that.
One problem, you’ll never see a room like that room again unless you go back to it
Thought he was gonna wish for a corner booth to brood in over a tankard of ale
Great idea for a inn in dnd, it’s just a box on the back of a traveling horse, but the box has a hotel sized subspace within it 🧐
You literally just described my perfect after life.
Inn Keeper: “You’re not from around these parts are you?”
Me: Of course not that’s why I’m at this inn
And this is how NPCs end up at taverns and then never leave for the entire game
There is a Tavern that is quite literally the portal to another realm: one whose atmosphere is swimming with comforts at every turn. There is one bit of sadness here, however.
The old ghost that roams this halls, marked by a lifetime of pain, she howls and shrieks at night while no one can hear her. Except for that old man at the desk.
Every night he prays to his patrons, every night he tries to make things better here in the hopes that one day: His wife's soul will be at rest.
Plot twist its so cozy he oversleeps and has 30 minutes to get to the knight exams.....AND THE GALA IS TOMMORROW
ONE cozy ROOM TO RULE THEM ALL
I must warn you, it is the coziest room of all...
...although, we live in medieval times, so that isn't exactly a high bar.
In truth, in an old Roman, in ancient times, a review: "We pissed in the beds because there were no pots" that is likely the one room
😂 nah thats just hotel California in dnd. 😮 I need that campaign.
"It's the cozy room- good luck-"
*opens the door to see bookshelves, a small fiee place, a comfy bed with a stray cat on the bed*
"...if this is a mimic- I'm ganna die happy"
For a second there, I thought something bad thing was about to happen in the end but no, it ended peacefully.
Never underestimate the power of STEW! and a cozy bed
Day two of asking for an animated series in long form content about an adventureing party
I want to walk through desert and mountain trails and quietly, slowly ride into a small town alone and mysterious my hat concealing my eyes, my fingers hovering around my pistol in case of trouble and slowly hop off my horse and open the saloon doors and order a drink while everyone quietly sizes me up
You know. That your going to be attacked by mimics , ghouls or any kind of other monsters. The moment you close your eyes. maybe the Innkeeper ... makes Stew out of his quests! xD Waaaaayyyy too good a deal.
A bard/mage doing the: 'I cast viscous mockery, nat20 let's go!...'
This sounds wonderful!
That smile. That damned smile.
The male desire to be a part of the Lord of the rings
The Bilbo Baggins experience
I had an experience something like this, though significantly less, er, charming. XD
The very short version is I made the mistake of needing to get back to Texas from Maine at the tail end of the Snowpocalypse from a couple years ago. I was two days off my medication, exhausted, and stuck half dozing on the floor of the DFW airport because they didn't offer any kind of accommodations. (even the VIP area was locked down)
I managed to snag a room at a hotel nearby that 1:Had a running shuttle and 2:Didn't cost an arm and a leg to get.
When I tell you I slept like the dead after finally getting food and a shower, I mean it. It was the coziest goddamn little suite that had a high ceiling and super plush bedding.
Thay end screen is my after 4 days of festival and 3 nights sleeping on the ground with blankets 😂
Okay but like I want this irl so much
PC: "Then I go and have a beautiful night sleep".
DM: Sure thing, you have the best sleep you ever had. By morning the rain had let up, there's a chill in the air that cuts to the bone, morning dew coalesce into a slight fog... roll wisdom saving throw.
PC: For what?
DM: *manic smile* to see if you can get out of your warm comfy bed to face the cold of the morning.
PC: You monster!
My trait is i want to be the innkeeper more than the adventureer...
I want an to meet an Innkeeper like that
What the innkeeper was insinuating is that the room was a bit more expensive than the others.
Sounds good. I'll be the mysterious cloaked figure brooding in the dark corner of the room. Feel free to say hi.
If there's hot stew cooking over the fire in the Inn. Ask for a bowl of stew.
Now a FANTASY INN would be entirely magical with hundreds of individual beds with NO LICE OR BEDBUGS the food would always be hot and delicious and your room would always be warm in winter and cool in summer. Also the Ale would be fresh and all the tavern girls are Elves....😂
I love how you draw faces
Me ranting for hours to my my friend group about how I need to be teleported to a dnd realm
So if you want to get nitpicky, you either got a pallet of straw and a blanket (chespest) or you rented space on a large bed where your partners were either peasants on a pilgrimage, Mercenaries or even traveling merchants. By the way. The myth of everyone staying close to their home in the Middle Ages is only true for serfs. Everyone else traveled the rivers (like in England) or traveled by coastal runner boats and sometimes by Roman road.
Guys I need help
My party is on a quest to save a king (homebrew) and we ended up in a jungle where we encountered a witch and a candy hut, everyone except me and a fighter ate it and got kidnapped/dimension warped, we managed to find another shack that led to the same dimension and managed to rescue our friends, we did not kill the witch who dimension warped away from us again, then out of game I made a joke about us being in Hansel Gretel, and due to similar encounters joked that we were going to have to fight the entire Disney cinematic universe, I then continued to start pretending to place bets that next we would be fighting Dumbo, apparently my antics had pissed off the DM and the witch came back while we were resting and warped the house to the top of a mountain, and we are now located in a roc nest that the dm has named: Dumbo, any suggestions on how to survive?😂😭
Probably cost a little extra, but it cant hurt to splurge. I had a dm who used to get really into their descriptions until everyone kept bothering to get a George RR martin monolgue about our tavern rooms lol.