Cringiest Moments In Real Life!!
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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How can Austin's laugh sound like a 62 year old lady who owns 40 cats but on the other hand his screaming sounds like seven demonic voices from hell at once
That's how 62 yo grandmas scream, there it is, explained.
@Chris Bailey roasted?
BDYog _
He's barely even laughing tho...
Appearances can be deceiving.
Jesus I just thought the fucking same thing xD Just without the cats. Damn that laugh...
11:50 their friendship is so strong that Jared pulls a hair out of Austin's eyebrow
That was cringe for sure.
@@brianjordan3063 how
@@brianjordan3063 how
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Never seen Austin laugh that hard and it made me laugh so much harder
I lost it at that point. I was crying with wafers in my mouth
I was laughing so hard I projectile shit-gasmed out of my anus
I saw this vid when it came out but im watching it on the train rn clenching my jaw so hard
How come somebody hasn't edited this video..
Where dude on the left is just talking about like make it sound like .
The whole entire episode was about that dude eating that drunk chick out I can so here it and see it in my mind. Like just edit dines., comments out and then have dude like laugh a Dam HOUR.. plz someone with editing powers
I was playing bass in my old band at a show and our singer started throwing up. So i thought i would do the rockstar thing and put my foot on his back and rock out. Instead lost my balance and kicked him in the back, knocking him off the 5 foot tall stage onto his head knocking him out cold... Yup. Great show.
meshuggah life omg Jesus christ
Oh my God 😂😂
The singer got kicked into the Cloud District
😂😂😂
that is metal as hell LOL
I've never seen austin laugh that hard lmao
Why does Austin always manage to make everything 10 times funnier
5:24 austin's reaction can cure depression and anxiety
Jared is thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal
Beans oh
Molasses ass
Btw nice Slaughter to Prevail/Alex Terrible pic
Thiccer that a swamp opossum with the mumps
11:54 talks about being cute and then helps Austin hahaha
I laughed my ass off because Austin didn't react, like they Do the sort of thing all the time lol.
Right? Honestly I lowkey ship it.
@@thatoneemoboy6621No. Just stop.
11:53 look at Jared being a true bro
The OG Dickey Dines painting. And AH Dickey you scared me
I'm wearing a Rings of Saturn shirt and had Kombucha for breakfast.
I have become the Dickey
Lucas Brucas I’m so proud 😭😭😭
@@Dickey7861 Want some Jerky?
Embrace the dickey
Dickey beware, ive come for scare
I suppose now everyone laughs whenever you say anything 😂👌
I awed out loud at 11:52
what flavour is it?
bOy flAvOUr
That “rawr” story was one of the most cringiest stories.” I wonder how old they were.
That kickball story made me laugh harder than I have in a while 😂
I love that nonchalant oh you have an eyelash dangleing, let me just get that for you😂 not even say anything about it. Lmao this is why i love you guys! Yall are hillarious😂
9:58
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I havent laughed this hard in a long ass time! I also figured I'd share my cringy story. It was back in elementary school when I was in the bathroom. I was just minding myself doing my own thing (as you should) and I heard someone come into the bathroom (there were multiple stalls). I'll just call this guy Jerry. So Jerry comes into the bathroom and knocks on my stall (as if he didn't know someone was in there). He then tried to open the locked door and after a few attempts he peeps under the stall and just stares at me with my pants down sitting on the toilet. Obviously I was like wtf get out of here, but he proceeded to stare until a female helper at the school (she helped the special ed kids, and he happened to be one of those kids) came into the bathroom and pulled him out of there. Ever since I have a hard time using public restrooms in fear of that happening again...
I once asked someone,"Do you bite my nails?" and I meant to ask him if he bites HIS nails.
I've seen that whole "getting your mom to ask someone out for you" at my highschool. The most annoying kid in school, still obsessed with Minecraft even tho he's a freshman in high school, has lunch with his mom every day, and he asks her to go ask out this girl for him. She's not even that pretty and honestly rather unintelligent but of course she said no and the mom proceeded to ask "Why not?" Best story from my freshman year by far.
This is the earliest I've been to a video.
Austins reaction to the rawr submission is priceless
I keep going back to this just because of Austin's laugh after the "base shitter" story. The story is funny, but Austin's laugh makes it 100 times funnier, and I always laugh as hard as him because of him.
Austin laughing has easily just filled me with joy
I legit die everytime i watch you guys do this sort of stuff. Thanks for letting me live 15 minutes longer brothers lol
Someone needs to make a shirt: "Everything revolves around Barbeque"
I had a similar experience like the second one me and my friend were walking in the road next to my house and I thought I saw my buddy driving so me and my friend went and jumped in front of the car and turned out it was an old lady in the same looking car
Wait, What is your real name? Jarvin Gimes or Dunk or Jared Dines?
Dare-ed Jines.
DUNK 😂👌🅱️💯🔥
Yes
Anyone else notice how like genuinely comfortable they are with each other. Its just so natural and it makes their banter so raw and fun to watch.
Whatever this was at 7:26, I saw it. So where's my prize now?
It's the Demonetization Dollar Sign
11:53 Motherly Jared moment
Austin gets ghosted at a dance
*OOOOHHH WHATCHA SAAAAYYYY*
Watching this in 2019 and I'm in love.
i read the thumbnail as “GRUNGE” and i thought y’all were calling the genre of grunge as a whole cringe
Why Are Y'all ignoring 11:53 ... it's probably the cutest moment on this channel ever
When they stop reading posts and there’s still 7 minutes left
Omg this was so damn hilarious 😂😂😂
Jareds laugh is freakin brilliant
Haha scab jerky!!!! I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.
I've never seen Austin laugh so hard ever in my life.
The fucking most hilarious shit ive seen in a while. Pls more!!!
Dorm bathrooms are outside of the rooms typically
Without Austin, this show would pretty much be trash. Jareds laugh is the fuel though. Austin's amazing humor mixed with Jareds laugh is the best comedy ever.
There was one time, unfortunately, where I was firmly planted on the throne taking a dump, got a bit of thin toilet paper, went to wipe and my finger poked through and went up the mothership. Not fun.
Our high school formal was held at a local RSL club (the Returned and Services League for the non Aussies). There was an undercover area where cars would pull up to drop off everyone who hired out limos and cool cars etc. I turn up in my mums Toyota Aurion with her driving, blasting Lost Reality by Mercenary as loud as possible which turned out to be barely audible from the horrible speakers. Thinking I was badass I also took my guitar with me which is typically a BC Rich warlock because as a kid that was the coolest guitar, I proceeded to jump out of the car pretending I was playing Lost Reality and headbanging whilst the entire population of the tenth grade stared at me.... then stood around with this guitar on me awkwardly as I tried to find my friends and run away from the horrible mess. The absolute silence and stares from everyone in hindsight is fucking hilarious but god damn I wanted to peel my own skin off my body in that moment.
I don’t have any cringy moments in my life
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My whole life is a one big cringe
I've never seen Austin laugh that hard ever😂
We had prom at the tacoma glass museum which has massive windows and some guy who took some kind of drugs took all his clothes off in the parking lot and was probably trying to convince his girl to get it on with him and everyone in the prom stopped to watch this guy and poor girl argue until the police came and got him out of there
*WHO FUCKING SHIT ON THE BASE*. One of the best lines ever
When I worked at Safeway I had to clean the bathrooms daily every morning and it sucked
well usually in the men's bathroom there's was always shit unflushed and toilet paper scattered about
but the women's bathroom was by far the worst but the one thing that comes to mind
was when I was just cleaning up, minding my own business and I found shit covered underwear in the stalls trash bin
then the other time I found bloodied rags in another trash bin next to the toilet I was disgusted and horrified
I've never seen anything like that before and to this day I can still remember it
CultOfDEATH I can relate I work at Albertsons (same family as Safeway) in Albuquerque NM...Idk wtf happens in women’s bathrooms but It’s always a shit show compared to the men’s bathroom...like there was once a legitimate PILE of shit on the floor...I’m just lucky I wasn’t the one who had bathroom duty that day I was just stocking hand soap when I saw it 😂
You probably won’t read this but I just want to say you guys have the best videos on RUclips. When you guys laugh it’s so contagious and I can’t stop binging these videos. Keep making these!
John Kapferer appreciate the support! Thank you so much 😻😻😻
Half of the time I don't even laugh at the story but then Austin laughs and it makes me laugh
Shouldn't feel bad if you mistake someone for someone else. It means they aren't that unique as people.
The drunk uncle is now a canable
17:30 holy fuck I'd walk out the store to, and I'm fucking scene lmao
sick Ernie Ball cap
What flavor was it?? Boy?? 😂😂😂😂😂 I died 😂😂😂😂😂
i work in a manufacturing facility with mostly veterans and this one guy who was in the army reserves claimed that he was stationed in Ukraine, where he "shot and killed 6 people" myself along with all the other vets in the shop immediately called bullshit.
I"m watching this while I'm in my college library and I keep getting weird looks for laughing so much...worth it.
The dude in the tux definitely has a girl trapped in a pit in his basement now with lotion in a basket.
Kids do rap battles and dance battles at my school instead of fighting. It is so cringy and really sad.
ok so the hot topic stories reactions are people's two reactions when i tell a joke. no inbetween.
17:34 press F to pay respects
11:51 Groom me Jared. Groooooom meeeeeee.
bro i haven’t laughed that hard in so long thank u austin
Austin's laughter just cured my 7 year long chronic illness
the part where Austin physically cringes about that couple n hot topic gets me everytime man. like i laugh harder everytime i see it. its just too fuckin funny.
I swear, phone companies should make it to where you can instead of just blocking a number you could also remove your number from the other person's phone to where they can't share it to anyone or call it on a different phone.
11:52 “Thanks bro”
The way Jared pronounces things that end in '-ag' is somehow endearing.
I like Austin's cuphead tattoo
Gets alerted that there’s a new video at work. I’ll brb I gotta use the bathroom.
can the dude stop moving the camera lmao just center it and leave it
I thinks its really funny to see people laugh for the first time, and austin is no exception!
I can't remember what the girls name was but I sat next to a pretty awkward girl in high school. She would sit there and pick her eye boogers and eat them!!! When I started dry heaving the teacher asked me what was wrong. I didn't want to throw her under the bus so I just said I wasn't feeling well and went home. She wound up changing schools a few years later.
Thank you guys, this makes taking the train everyday enjoyable
I'm with Austin on the third to last story of the Hot topic situation. I can't imagine a couple say cringy shit like that!!! LMFAO
a portion of bromance at 11:51
Imagine the base shitter talking to someone before the game:
“hey jack you wanna know something fucking hilarious? im gonna go shit on a base”
"What flavor was it? B O Y?
I've never heard dickey laugh like that before omg
5:35 wow. That's the first time I heard Austin actually laughing. Like I've only seen him chuckling or doing one of these short intended laughs.
Aaayyyyyy shout out to you guys for mentioning stl bbq. At first I thought tony ment Your old singer shouting out my anniversary like thanks bro. lmfao
My middle school had a pep rally when I was in grade 8 and there was a bottle flipping contest.
Austin is literally the ideal best friend
You two make Such good mates
Some kid actually told me he was the devil and told me he would give me powers
That DickeyDines art still wierds the crud out of me.
One of my best friends used to be REALLY *REALLY* into the whole furry thing back in highschool. One day he decided to wear a dog collar, his actual dogs old collar with tags and everything might I add, and a bigass obnoxious tail. He walked up to me and said "hey man people are staring at me and laughing do you have any idea why?" I just looked at him laughed directly into his face and walked away.
if he asked you to messege him you should ask his number boiii xD
Austin's cringiest moment was reading that hot topic story
This video is one of the best
the same exact thing that happened at a dance to Austin happened to me at homecoming. GOD SCHOOL SUCKED.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard Austin laugh so hard!
There should be a livestream of this.. people can share stories via superchat and regular chat if theres not too many
The demonetized symbol in the corner when there talking about the vomiting dude
5:20 When ya sliddin into first and feel a big burst. Diharea
Her: OOH do you workout
Me: No I watch the DickeyDines Show
HOLY SHIT ITS ONLY BEEN 8 MINS IM DYING OF LAUGHTER
The emo shit didn’t hurt me as much as the man flavored jacks-links