when you make a medieval serf listen to "promiscuous"
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- Опубликовано: 24 май 2023
- similar to feeding them a flavor blasted goldfish, symptoms include but are not limited to: Instant death, leprosy, swelling of extremities, spontaneous disfigurement, and pachycephalosaurs syndrome
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You scare me
Fax
This was dope af
Kino content as always
my favorite part is how the sequel was made 4 months before this video
When the moldy rye bread kicks in
😂😂😂
@@davek8706 Salmonella reference???
@@DIO-vw6me lol no
Ergot. LSD
@@DIO-vw6me it's a reference to the Dancing Plague.
It was caused by mold growing in the stores of rye grain I believe. It affected much of Europe and killed a lot of people from what I remember, but it's been a while since I looked it up.
Honestly this comment is underrated and the fact that it only has 45 likes is criminal.
Time travelers trying not to mess everything up:
I mean they'd probably burn the mf at the stake if he told anyone so, yeah plausible deniability.
@@LecheRev na man the local bishop and baron probably going to want to play that stuff every feast
*LOL*
@@LecheRev "hey its ya boi, Jesus Christ! Wanna hear some sick tunes?"
-The time Traveller
Nice immortals PFP
This is the most accurate portrayal of what listening to this at 8 years old feels like. I used to imagine my two stuffed animals singing at the top of two hills while the camera in my mind does these epic revolves and swish pans around them
Ha I used to do this shit all the time epic stuff going through my head as the songs going on
Honestly same.
Reading the comment section makes me realize we’re all the same person, just going through different things.
And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps: and they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. Revelation 14:2-3
@@furcat4415haha same, I still do this especially during long car rides 😭
never before would i have described promiscuous as "ethereal," but this video has forever colored my perspective for the better
It’s that synth.
Shared human experience. Unesco world heritage status wen?
Shared human experience. Unesco world heritage status wen?
When I was little I didn't really understand the lyrics, so I always thought that this song was "etheral".
@@jmaguire2232well that and the overall mixing of the song is amazing, really top tier early 2000’s production
I love the concept of people from the past not being able to comprehend the wizardry of the 21st century
I fantasize about bringing some ancient arab warlord into the future and taking him to McDonald’s and ranting to him about what nuclear bombs are
@@glennmatthews758
His face turns red and he screams and holds on to the door handle for dear life, because you made him drink a McDonald's crispy sprite.
@@BloodInTheStrawberries and me in the background, like ‘dude, okay, so like, magical rocks DO exist, they’re called uranium, and in the 1940s, a bunch of nerds got together in the desert…’
And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps: and they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. Revelation 14:2-3
@@ayoolukoga9829 only 144 thousand? I’m Catholic, and even those seem like horrible odds.
"by god! t'is the most assidious melody methinks have heard 'pon my ears since the lords banquet!"
XD pin this comment its too real
I second the motion to pin this comment
‘Twas baroque!
Sounds like dialogue straight out of Witcher.
That's Early Modern English, not Middle English. That form of English was not spoken until after the Wars of the Roses, which roughly coincided with the end of the medieval period. Serfdom was abolished around the same time as the end of the medieval period, though feudalism in England did not end until well into the early modern period, in around 1660. 🤓
Rewatched this at least 50 times. I didn't even like this song before. Seeing this man have an out of body experience has somehow rubbed off on me, it's a bop
yeah same, this couldn't be farther from my tastes
both of you are aliens. this is a top 10 greatest sounds ever made on planet earth
lmao same
@@PedroKing19Or we just didn't grow up enjoying pop
@@ALotOfCancerIt's still possible to get into it. Growing up I exclusively listened to heavy metal and game OSTs and thought anything else wasn't real music and nowadays my taste is pretty diverse. It usually takes a really good song or album to warm up to pop, in my case it was Daft Punk's last album.
Forget the serf, this is ME when I listen to "Promiscuous".
I think this is the first time Hydraulic Beanbag has created a character that is definably probably human
don't be mistaken young traveller, this is a foul creature that transforms at night
@@localgrassfieldboneshandler guess we're back to 0 then
not the first time but its a real human in a real human situation
i would say wallace but he didnt create him
Definably
He got to meet the promiscuous god.
Slaanesh?
@@kompatybilijny9348 Damn beat me to it
His entire being was quickened, blessed by the starlight, future groove, and perished in complete bliss.
the godussy
He is the promiscuous god.
I want a full version of this edit of Promiscuous so bad.
The sound is just so vibe
People forget that hearing music was a very rare and special thing until very recently in history. There's a reason churches and music go hand in hand. A good tune is a full body experience that we've become numb to.
You ever get goosebumps during a song? People used to have fainting orgasms at the opera and see God hearing choir. Imagine hearing Dies Irae or Ave Maria before you heard anything else
Well let's not discount folk music but hearing a full ensemble of highly skilled musicians is definitely an experience
Had a full body experience listening to “side by side” by Bladee, while I was on shrooms, I was literally this medieval serf
@@average_psyop_enjoyerreal
I was about to say…people sing and made shit to keep the boredom from their more laborious tasks
So that's why shanty tunes are this great?
It is said that every time promiscuous is played, a pair of Louboutin heels appear somewhere in the world.
They better appear near me next smh
Fuck! We have a containment breach! Where the hell is a Foundation cover agent when you need one?!
gulf of mexico
There are currently 5 pairs of them in the Mariana trench.
@@joshriley2936 time to get swimming
i feel like if i were to have a caveman listen to gorshit he will spontaneously combust
any breakcore at all and they'd meet god and slap him in the face
edit: dear god what happened here
@@Artidume good point
the proper response to listening to trash.
@@graysonllewellyn8734 🥲
@@graysonllewellyn8734 hey at least it’s not country music okay
Honestly if you made someone from 700 years ago listen to our music today they might legitimately start tripping out just because their brains would be in overload mode
yeah cool that's literally the entire fucking joke
@@Mr.Limekiller cool
he went from peasant to pleasant
The Serf's Mind: "Thou song hath ascended me to thine heavens."
The Serf's Body: ". . . ."
He started serfing the cosmos
The warm mead be hittin different, frfr.
*Thine
@@killerqueenisbestmanneko8419 alright gotcha
oughta have him listening to Location by Playboi Carti
The mixture of confusion and delight on his face in the beginning really makes it. He can't help but groove. It MUST be the devil's work.
Because it is. We have people singing about a woman who takes pride in being run through.
@@maaz322aye but the devil makes good fucking shit. This song always makes you feel like seducing someone new despite the fact that being like that leads to emptiness. But damn the song is good.
@@dinok7630 You just said the D word. But yea, I must disagree. People with names and addresses are to blame, not "Satan".
@@Anon1gh3 addresses and small hats
@@maaz322God forbid a woman have fun or pleasure.
Fuckin puritans these days I swear.
I’m gonna need a full version of this mix like the reverb and that wide but subtle ethereal synth that you added in the chorus has me ascending as well
Bro dropped the hardest Medieval Serf edit in history
The first serf to realize that he has rights as a human too be like:
Funnily enough, Serfs did have certain legal rights, depending on where in Europe and when you're talking about. It was if you were a villain that you were unroyally fucked. (Villains were basically just slaves who tended land and needed their noble lord's permission to basically do anything, and there was no ladder up)
@@thisdude9363England?
Always remember that the medieval peasant had more days off than you did and probably had more say in his government via peasant rebellions and rioting than you will
@@presidentofallfoodnice8113 14th century England? Lots of legal rights, at least when compared to others. Of course the best thing you could be as a commoner was a freeman, which is what it sounds like. Those would be the citizens running their own businesses and enjoying far more rights than any other caste of peasant.
@@thisdude9363now that is a definition of the word I didn't know existed.
I really love the body language at the beginning, like you can tell he's not sure what to expect, then he's a tad frightened, and he gets into and he's visibly excited and enjoying himself.
0:38 “visibly excited and enjoying himself.”
@@Samwichyummers 💀💀💀💀💀
Just don't watch the ending
Then he just… ascended
@@Samwichyummershe's just vibin
Jesus I need this version of this song. The background choir makes this song sound heavenly.
Nah Jesus doesn't have a RUclips channel.
And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps: and they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. Revelation 14:2-3
That's just the song? What do you mean "this version" have you been sleeping on the excellence of Timbaland?
@@nedisahonkeythis version of the song has an angelic choir in the background
when the berries aren't just poisonous, they're ✨️hallucinogenic✨️
This is how Jerma was created.
So we're still on the "Jerma is real" train?
Sleeper comment
That 985 doesn't suggest his birth year being in the year 1985. No, it's actually much more simple to deduce his birth year than that.
Jerma is fake
Jerma isn't real
I like to believe that you regularly apply for a job at Pixar, sending these animations as your demo reel.
I wish everyone the best in life but IDK if he's really got Pixar's vibe, or current skill
Id hire this dude
Nah, pixar's sending him demo reels.
@@no_special_person current skill? There hasn't been a good pixar movie since 2008.
I hope this one makes it
Nah because this animation genuinely helped me during a major breakdown
The amount of damage you just did to the timeline is immeasurable
0:22 easily the most raw shot of this whole animation
Agreed
Dude 0:35 goes so hard.
Bro got the medieval rizz
@@angeryboiii3051 🥶🥶🥶
nah bro 0:15
My man got high off that mold riddled wheat,
MY HEART'S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS ARE WHEEZIN'
@@wovenowl7535 THE FUCKIN' WALLS ARE MELTING
Ergot grows on rye
SATANS TELLING ME TO BUY APPLE, WHY DOES HE WANT MY TO BUY APPLES?!
WHERE CAN A 👿 GET SOME EEL DICK
I saw this video like the twelve hours ago and I can’t stop coming back to watch it
Just watched it a few more times. Going to watch it again
No literally I’ve been watching this every day for like a month,,,,, I feel guilty because I stopped watching it for maybe a few days.
@@JerekBilbar I also can’t stop listening to the song. I love this so much
I’m her friend. She just showed this to me on her phone HAHAHA
I’m still here
I genuinely thought this was an animatronic until it started dancing in the 5th dimension
As the medieval serf I can confirm
As the airpods I can also confirm
As the wax in your ear i can confirm
as the fog i can confim
As the can confirm I medieval serf🌊
promiscuous serf you're teasing me
Bro thought he could drop the hardest edit of Average Medieval Serf and we wouldn’t notice 💀💀💀
Poor starving farmer energy
A loaf a day kinda vibe.
And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps: and they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. Revelation 14:2-3
@@ayoolukoga9829go away
The lighting and effects genuinely look great
Slatternly wench, wherever thou art, you're all alone, and it's thee that I want
Legitimately enjoy watching this over and over, and I don't even know why
SAME
Same
Fucking same
It just catches the right feelings
The godly synth coupled with the peasant popping off with the hardest poses known to mankind
I think the reason I keep watching this video is that it sparks joy in me to know that this medieval serf was able to ascend like this. Like to be pulled into another dimension like this, probably after tilling a field for 12 hours, and feel that power, was totally worth seizing into a coma. He feel glamorous.
And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps: and they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. Revelation 14:2-3
Bro looks like a cross between Ian Brown, John Bishop and the Globglogabgalab
He looks like he's about to tell me a grizzly tale for gruesome kids
I am convinced this is what happens when you die
This would forever change the Timeline of the world, where a Serf then writes musicals based off this song
Nah he died
@@bruh-bn3ni Tis but a scratch, he shall recover
@@zcgamerandreacts2762 go back to school kid
@@zcgamerandreacts2762 dumbass
@@zcgamerandreacts2762 you didn't pay attention in History huh..
I can`t stop watching this at least one a day ever since i saw it. Truly a magical shitpost.
There is just something about it, it’s so cool yet has good humor and the editing is pretty tight
I watch this video every week it is part of my rituals
I think I’ve watched it twice every night for three days so far
@@lildiglett2995 yes and so have i. i was lowballing it a alittle
@@j-cool-guy-OFFICIAL-CHANNEL has to watch the serf go crazy one more time
Cool, cool, cool.....
Now make a 1930's salesman listen to Daft Punk.
When he's levitating stomach up and the light shines on his face, I'm in tears
This is a masterpiece. This needs to be in an art gallery in its own private room.
i stg this is what listening to music when you are like 5-12 feels like
I was at a meditation today and this popped into my head, couldn't hold myself together and made a fool of myself, damn you sir!
And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps. Revelation 14:2
*WE MAKIN IT OUTA THE HAY BEDS WITH THIS ONE* 🔥🔥
This slays the serfdom
Bubonic plague has a new challenger it seems
arent you that guy commenting on every soyjak archive video?
@@volterizer201 I have no idea what you're talking about. Take your meds.
I have made sure I watch this at least once a week, the pure emotion and frame perfect on beat transitions, makes my neurons tingle
Honestly, a vibe.
he got that 14th century rizz
He gets all the fair maidens
Personally I’d travel back to 1300’s England, tackle the nearest serf to the ground and force feed him a bag of warheads
That would be pretty funny, tell the other serfs take out their pitch forks and turn you into swiss cheese
@@etholus1000 not if you have a gun
@@Just_your_average_degenerate Ok, you have one gun against the entire serf population of a Medieval country not to mention the nobles guarding them *and* the monarchy ruling that country.
Hopefully you've been practicing at the range consistently *or* brought enough bullets to spray and pray.
Idk about that, blakeout, the average medieval serf could fold you like a pretzel considering they were born and raised farmers and remain farmers.
Ever heard of farmer strength? Multiply that by 2 and you get the average serf.
@@altechelghanforever9906 Good for them, I grew up doing landscaping. They didn't eat well and didn't have long life expectancy they're tasting nirvana and idc how much they'll struggle.
My Boy ascended. He is high beyond this realm.
😂😂😂
i feel like him. i somehow never realized that this song has one of the best hooks ever. unreal.
I absolutely love this song so it's absolutely fucking hilarious when they started perfectly mimicking the goddamn music video.
I’d pay to see a full music video of promiscuous with this guy starring
this was my live reaction to listening to promiscuous for the first time in 2019
Now give him a McDonald’s sprite
The beat sync, the visuals, this is just one of the best things I've ever laid my eyes upon
This is so good also exactly what happens in my head when I hear promiscuous
I dont rewatch videos over and over again. I don't rewatch shows over and over again. I don't rewatch movies over and over again. I don't listen to music over and over again. I don't do anything over and over again. I just don't get it. I don't see the appeal. I don't see the point. After watching this video, I understand. I now understand what it feels like to never be able to get enough of something. This is a masterpiece and I don't know why, but I love it. Thank you.
Next time I hear this at the club, I'm pulling these moves off 💃
I have watched this a few times everyday since it dropped. Truly a masterpiece.
And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps. Revelation 14:2
I can’t stop watching this video, I love it so much. Please I need more of this serf.
WE MAKIN’ IT INSIDE THE CASTLE WALLS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Literally me when I was like 5 or 6 and heard promiscuous for the first time
That’s how the dancing plague happened
The caveman after I give him a sip of Mountain Dew
Why did it take me this long to realize he had airpods in, hence why the music was muffled at first and he was so overwhelmed in the head.
Time to give him a bag of flavor blasted goldfish next and watch his head explode.
I also get sent to space after listening to that song, just to be sent back to Earth after dying of lack of oxygen
>when the ergot in your rye bread hits different
This has shown up on my recommended already 7 times and I watch each time
Medieval Serf to their dying mother: "I feared the rhythm until the light of promiscuity struck me, I held back my tears upon the realization. Twas I, the promiscuous girl, and I needed to quit teasing the universe within myself. For I know what I want and I got what I need."
he's kinda fresh with that yoinky-sploinky tho.
Absolutely
He felt every single emotion and stage of grief in the first few seconds alone, I'm not sure we can comprehend what he experienced after that
i feel like i watched this a week ago when i was too high to remember it properly. rewatching it feels like seeing a dream that somebody filmed from my brain.
When you transcend serfdom but only through the Black Death.
I want a version of this video that's just a loop of the song with the serf vibing in space.
He is now the first man in history to vibe out to music
😂😂 this is exactly how this song always hit for me. Would have friends like "why you got Promiscuous Girl in yo playlist tf wrong wit you" like yall REALLY don't understand this beat is euphoric
this is what inspired Anselm to write the Proslogion
finally a god tier shitpost that I can watch without making my loved ones AS concerned for my mental health, please make more less nightmarish shit so I can slowly introduce these to my friends to do that frog boiling method and slowly show them more freakish art that you make
I have watched this several times a day for the past two weeks or so. It is simply perfect in every conceivable way.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
as a medieval serf, I can confirm
I keep coming to this video wishing there was a full version of the Astral scenes
the medieval peasant i kidnapped after i force him to listen to vaporwave:
0:15
This edit is made in heaven
Almost as crazy as those visions he had after eating bread made from wheat that had this weird, dusty gray fluff!
I want this to be a meme, just the serf getting sent to space from different songs
I feel a new meme format being born
Making someone listen to "Drift" by Daisuke Ishiwatari
And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps. Revelation 14:2
I like the first 12 seconds where he's freaking out over a simple drum beat
I could watch this fine serf have a fabulous out of body experience in an astral void between universes for hours.
This keeps showing up on my recommendations and I can’t keep myself from watching it every time.
This has been appearing in my recommended nonstop and I cannot stop watching it
Man I fucking LOVE Promiscuous