@lukelliott1 Tsk. You sound, like stupid trrrrrriggered, ju know? Gahhh. No manches. Furrrrreal. Pinche, pendejitis outbreak in jur home, or whatever. 😆
I know for a fact that you’ve gotta do that to communicate with bees. I just finished up a conversation with some local bees and they definitely appreciate those who go the extra mile to learn their language.
@@nationalsocialism3504 if you really think that's an insult, check out the German study they did on "horse girls". All that power between their legs and controlled by just a quiver of the leg ...... It's turbing for sure. Horse dudes are tough and shit though.
Tom gets so happy when he makes people uneasy with videos. For some reason, I find it absolutely hilarious when he gets uneasy from a video. I live for this shit lol
Was told I need to lose some weight for health reasons and Tom's message of "Cry more, eat less" is my mantra because his sense of unapologetic humor is what motivates me.
Had a really crapy day until 13:29 of this video. Thank you so much for being a fellow freak of nature. Your tiktok 's bring me so much joy and such an amazing boost to my own self esteem. You are awesome, thank you. P.s. started watching this podcast for Tom, then seen your tiktok's and are obsessed with your tiks Christina P. Keep up the good work you are both amazing, thank you!!!!!!
That lady talking about her non-monogamous relationship with the father of her child is one of the saddest things I’ve ever heard. I can’t stand people that disregard their own children when making decisions.
@@maleman1342 because as she said in the video she was dating too many people and it was creating distance between her and her husband. Why create problems with your children’s parent? No I don’t imagine the kids swing with them, but this type of behavior often leads to separation/divorce between parents. Now that would be a direct consequence which would affect the kids. Idk anything about her life, maybe everything is wonderful. But when someone has young children they should probably focus on the kids instead of exploring their sexuality with multiple people.
The rose joke is one of my late gpas favorites. Something like: A man comes to the door with a telegram and a woman answers the door. She says, “Oh! A singing telegram! I’ve always wanted one of those!” The man says, “No ma’am, this is just a normal telegram.” She says “Oh please please sing it to me.” The man says, “Okay, here is goes….bu da ba da da DA! Your sister Rose is dead! She had a heart attack…”
I’m having intense cramps, I turned this on for a good distraction. Instead I’m laughing hard and I’m in so much pain I’m dying and I’m so confused lmfaooo
I used to cringe and skip these segments waiting for Tom's horrible or hilarious, but overtime...it has grown on me. I finally understand the beauty that is not only these videos but Christina's algorithm. She out wierds tixtox in a way that actually.....makes it so bad...its fantastic. I look forward to these. Christina is a lowkey genius.
I rarely share Nadav’s laugh out loud like an animal sentiment. Granted, I chuckle or get one or two ‘guffaws’ fairly often, but the first time I heard ‘Oh for fucks sake’ I was hysterical. I search ‘YMH light language’ on my down days just to get that serotonin boost. There’s nothing better than a genuine, heart felt exasperated ‘oh for fucks sake’.
The happiness boost reminds me of John Mullaney's joke and the "What's up pussycat" at a cafe. You feel the rage hit Tom again and that was golden ha ha.
Damn that song is going to be stuck in my head. "Your sister Rose is dead" It's a hit. oh yeah there is tons of coffee in prison. The shit they serve is trash but the coffee from commissary is usually just maxwell house instant.
I want the singing telegram guy to do my death announcement. I want the harmonica. I want the makeup. I want the cute little hoodie he wears. It would be even better if he did a little tap dance.
She got pregnant and made the guy be monogamous for a year and then she started hooking up tough and the guy was like 'maybe we should be mono again' and she was like 'noooo.....'
I’ve been digging for three minutes because i needed someone to acknowledge that clip. People are fucking nuts. “We’ve been growing distant” yeah i think getting dicked down on the regular by strangers would do that to a married couple but what do i know lmfao
Drinking Game for Christine’s Curations: Every time she says “I don’t think he/she knows how TikTok works - Drink Every time she says “This is a new lane of TikTok” Drink Every time she snorts while laughing - Drink
Knowing what a psychopath Tom is, when he couldn't take more than 5 seconds of that crazy bee woman I pissed myself. Hilarious! Realizing that even Tom has a crazy limit is comedy gold!
I have never seen Tom and Christina sit with such rapt attention as when the lady talked about preparing for prison. They were both so personally involved with that Tok.
14:50 if I had gauges that big, I’d 1000% make a couple single serve easy Mac cups, and then put them in my ears to hold them so I can have both hands free while I eat
Duval county correctional facility in Jacksonville Florida doesn't allow any coffee in its facility and is literally right next door to the Maxwell House coffee plant that constantly smells like coffee
The "your sister rose is dead" guy might be the funniest thing I've seen on this segment
I was cryin
it made Native turn into Lil John
It felt like there was more. But nope!
My grandmother used to sing that!!!! Lol
That really cracked me up.. I definitely wasn’t expecting that, lol
Tom’s “OHH FOR FUCKS SAKE” had me absolutely dying 😂 His utter disgust to the bee lady’s second cut was prime 🤣
Totally bro 😂
@ David Bruno
Lost my shit 😂😂😂👍🏻
Holy shit man, my whole body hurts from laughing at that.
Tim didn't feel happier but nadav DEFINITELY was 😂😂😂
I lost it... Lol
The jump back to the bee woman got me dead lmao
Ive played that one part back 3 times now and cry laughing each time.
I almost pissed myself!!
!!!HAPPINESS BOOST!!!
I’m crying lol
Oh for fucks sake 😂🤣
15:54 The Latina who unnecessarily rolls her “R’s” is the greatest, especially when words don’t even have “R’s”, á la ‘morrrrivation’.
Yo, don't use gendered language homie! For all you know, they could be a snail 🐌
Latin-X
@lukelliott1 Tsk. You sound, like stupid trrrrrriggered, ju know? Gahhh. No manches. Furrrrreal. Pinche, pendejitis outbreak in jur home, or whatever.
😆
@@joshparris9675 is that like x men but brown?
Christina's Curations are 95% of the reason why I'm subscribed to this channel
Same here. I don't click on any YMH highlights faster than I click on new CC videos.
It's the only thing to say or do that's even relatable now
the jump from earlobes back to bee woman was hilarious
I know for a fact that you’ve gotta do that to communicate with bees. I just finished up a conversation with some local bees and they definitely appreciate those who go the extra mile to learn their language.
Someone in the background sure thought so
The best part of this is always Tom's awkward stoicism.
Christina deserves a Nobel Prize for her curations. They are truly becoming works of art
Hands down my favorite part of YMH
LMFAO Tom's reaction to the bee lady after the ear chick. She has the same energy as horse girls.
Don't insult horse girls
@@nationalsocialism3504 if you really think that's an insult, check out the German study they did on "horse girls". All that power between their legs and controlled by just a quiver of the leg ...... It's turbing for sure. Horse dudes are tough and shit though.
Your sister rose is dead
“If they were seasoned” 🤣
* Cue T.S. hurriedly sprinkling pepper on his ballbag
15:20 the absolute best part “O for fucks sake” 😂😂😂
Tom gets so happy when he makes people uneasy with videos. For some reason, I find it absolutely hilarious when he gets uneasy from a video. I live for this shit lol
I think that's partially why Christina enjoys it so much.
@@colina1330 Oh for sure
Your Sister Rose Is Dead
Was told I need to lose some weight for health reasons and Tom's message of "Cry more, eat less" is my mantra because his sense of unapologetic humor is what motivates me.
Recently download the Tok and I’m so amazed at how she has procured this algorithm. It’s truly admirable
Christina out here doin the lords work with these toks.
when tom seeks relief and then it's the bee lady again "oh for fucks sake!" dying
This was an amazing set of toks
Had a really crapy day until 13:29 of this video. Thank you so much for being a fellow freak of nature. Your tiktok 's bring me so much joy and such an amazing boost to my own self esteem. You are awesome, thank you. P.s. started watching this podcast for Tom, then seen your tiktok's and are obsessed with your tiks Christina P. Keep up the good work you are both amazing, thank you!!!!!!
That lady talking about her non-monogamous relationship with the father of her child is one of the saddest things I’ve ever heard. I can’t stand people that disregard their own children when making decisions.
How does it affect the kids? Do they swing with them?
@@maleman1342 because as she said in the video she was dating too many people and it was creating distance between her and her husband. Why create problems with your children’s parent? No I don’t imagine the kids swing with them, but this type of behavior often leads to separation/divorce between parents. Now that would be a direct consequence which would affect the kids. Idk anything about her life, maybe everything is wonderful. But when someone has young children they should probably focus on the kids instead of exploring their sexuality with multiple people.
She just wanted a reason to let a bunch of dudes bust all up in that. She’s 100% for the streets.
That lady grossed me out. I know too many people think this behavior is normal, but it really makes me sick
It’s becoming normalized in the West. Fun stuff.
That woman doing the noises had me crying laughing.
@Eric Garcia ruclips.net/video/DEYVhVcxKB0/видео.html yeah.
The rose joke is one of my late gpas favorites. Something like:
A man comes to the door with a telegram and a woman answers the door. She says, “Oh! A singing telegram! I’ve always wanted one of those!” The man says, “No ma’am, this is just a normal telegram.” She says “Oh please please sing it to me.” The man says, “Okay, here is goes….bu da ba da da DA! Your sister Rose is dead! She had a heart attack…”
Full disclosure, I'm stealing this😂😂
@@moiseulpasmoi Oh please do. We tell it often in his memory. Even make up our own “bad news telegrams”.
@@boman987 Thank you😂.
So it's just a bit? Man, I was really hoping that was how someone found out about their sister Rose.
I love these. Christina’s curations are my favorite
I’m having intense cramps, I turned this on for a good distraction. Instead I’m laughing hard and I’m in so much pain I’m dying and I’m so confused lmfaooo
That prison girl is the real life Luanne Platter from King of the Hill.
Fantastic reference 😂
hahaha the hair dye part got me
Her fingers were like little waterlogged sausages
I used to cringe and skip these segments waiting for Tom's horrible or hilarious, but overtime...it has grown on me. I finally understand the beauty that is not only these videos but Christina's algorithm. She out wierds tixtox in a way that actually.....makes it so bad...its fantastic. I look forward to these. Christina is a lowkey genius.
Tom's for fuck sake absolutely killed me, that was from deep down in mans soul
If you’re out and about and see houses all around, there’s people like this just doin crazy shit right there.
Tom's worst nightmare, Christina becoming the Palomino Pony lady. 😂
I rarely share Nadav’s laugh out loud like an animal sentiment. Granted, I chuckle or get one or two ‘guffaws’ fairly often, but the first time I heard ‘Oh for fucks sake’ I was hysterical. I search ‘YMH light language’ on my down days just to get that serotonin boost. There’s nothing better than a genuine, heart felt exasperated ‘oh for fucks sake’.
The happiness boost reminds me of John Mullaney's joke and the "What's up pussycat" at a cafe. You feel the rage hit Tom again and that was golden ha ha.
I LOVE that story. Nice callback.
Damn that song is going to be stuck in my head. "Your sister Rose is dead" It's a hit.
oh yeah there is tons of coffee in prison. The shit they serve is trash but the coffee from commissary is usually just maxwell house instant.
These are never long enough. But to be fair 24 hours of this wouldn’t be long enough lol
Yyyyyup
Tom: "Good. On to the next one. OH FOR FUCKS SAKE" ... I'm not sure how many times I've watched that part 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for sharing your tiktok curation Christina!!! Now I’m following amazingly hilarious tiktokers now foo… serio
I want the singing telegram guy to do my death announcement. I want the harmonica. I want the makeup. I want the cute little hoodie he wears. It would be even better if he did a little tap dance.
I have to watch these videos multiple times so I can watch both Tom’s and Christina’s reactions to each video.
the oh for fucks sake moment had me in tears.
That was a hard combo for Tom to handle
I live to hear "I HEARD YOU BITCHES WERE LOOKING FOR ME" and "BITCH, HERE I GO."
#gothshavefun
15:17 I said the same shit! 😂
She got pregnant and made the guy be monogamous for a year and then she started hooking up tough and the guy was like 'maybe we should be mono again' and she was like 'noooo.....'
I tagged christina in so many toks, I hope she gets to see them
I would love to get the husband's perspective on the monogamy and The swinging!
That's one broken down dude... just empty and soulless inside
Maybe she had him neutered
I bet he would love a “monogamous period” all the time but she’s worn him down
I’ve been digging for three minutes because i needed someone to acknowledge that clip. People are fucking nuts. “We’ve been growing distant” yeah i think getting dicked down on the regular by strangers would do that to a married couple but what do i know lmfao
Baby sit the kid I need to go out and get fucked by every dude in the bar. At least we made it a year
oh my god i haven t laughed as hard as i did at the singing telegram in a long time
1:58
pinnacle of humor
the timing with the happiness boost video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Drinking Game for Christine’s Curations:
Every time she says “I don’t think he/she knows how TikTok works - Drink
Every time she says “This is a new lane of TikTok” Drink
Every time she snorts while laughing - Drink
This man's trying to give people cirrhosis 😂
Nadav's laugh is always awesome
15:19 about sent me to the grave! 🤣🙌
I wonder how many of us said FFS at the exact same time Tom did LOL That Soul.Heart.Opening woman is brutal!
What happened to her face??
Christina you are the best!
Loved this segment
Nail lady has to be like “fork you” when she flips someone off 😂
Nadav cackling always gets me.
Knowing what a psychopath Tom is, when he couldn't take more than 5 seconds of that crazy bee woman I pissed myself. Hilarious! Realizing that even Tom has a crazy limit is comedy gold!
There is DEFINITELY coffee in prison, just costs money. It’s used for sanity and bartering. 😂
Jfc, the poly lady is a lunatic
they always are
I have never seen Tom and Christina sit with such rapt attention as when the lady talked about preparing for prison. They were both so personally involved with that Tok.
She finds the best of the internet. 👌
Happiness Bee Girl fills me with blinding, unbridled rage.
This was the best one yet 😂
This video had me in tears 😂😂😂😂
5:15 Tom: "I think it'd be weird for the kid one day to be, wtf..." Wait until your sons are old enough to find ymh videos :)
I'm glad there are comedians that can embrace these personalities. Just 2, but I'll take it.
time to give myself brain damage lets gooooo!
That bee language and happy video"" is why you should do drugs 😂❤ love this chanel
"Are you about to be obsessed with me. Serrrrio." lol
The "for fucks sake" and the laugher was amazing
Tom's reaction after the ear girl vid ended LOL
Oh yeah I'll be your space cowboy 🤠
@15:40 if a video of me doing this was put out to the public, I’d deff off myself.
How are there only 4k likes on this video? Only 4k people got to enjoy this?
Was having a kinda nothing/crappy day... the cut back to the bee lady cheered my the fuck back up!
christina is the reason i downloaded tik tok and gained a terrible habit
Absolutely the same x
Curation only YMH needed
Chicken hearts and gizzards are fantastic. My grandfather used to raise chickens and that was the snack of choice. Fried up nice ♥️
God damn when that bee lady came back LMAO
“Ba daa. Da da. Da. DA. Your sister rose is dead” 😂😂😂😂😂
people having shame?? HAHAHAHAHHA
this is why this podcast is the most hilarious
I love how tom only laughs at the one where death is mentioned
Was that one of the booth boys at 10:12 ? lol
How, HOW did we not hear a "go fork yourself" joke on that middle finger nail?!? HOW!?!?
That Bee Language chick looked like shes both 12 and 42.
The bee woman 🤣🤣🤣 whatt?? 😂
The "your sister Rose is dead" joke is an old street joke. It's probably 50 years old. I heard it as a kid in the 80s from my mom.
14:50 if I had gauges that big, I’d 1000% make a couple single serve easy Mac cups, and then put them in my ears to hold them so I can have both hands free while I eat
bee activation was the best one, nevermind the happiness boost was the best one 🤣
Love these
15:19 this got me that was hilarious
Duval county correctional facility in Jacksonville Florida doesn't allow any coffee in its facility and is literally right next door to the Maxwell House coffee plant that constantly smells like coffee
Nothing better than a palmetto pony!
Christina going to be wearing turquoise jewelry by 50.
She's not 50?
oh for fucks sake made me lose my shit guys that was A1
Ive never almost thrown up so many times in a podcast clip
I feel like such a cool guy following safari sammie before YMH, she’s blowing up if she’s on here
I watch for the background laughter.
10:08
Funniest Nut Bust. 🎉🎉
That lady had shopping cart wheels in her ears.
1:59 I'm dead 😅