ASMR Inaudible Whispering

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @childgummer8812
    @childgummer8812 5 лет назад +5802

    Hate him or love him
    He's spitting straight facts.

    • @mvrrko
      @mvrrko 5 лет назад +72

      i mean, someone had to do this meme.

    • @Goodoltimer
      @Goodoltimer 5 лет назад +13

      little ChildGummer hate him or love him he’s spitting straight facts

    • @wes5479
      @wes5479 5 лет назад +21

      I literally came here to post that comment but I see that I was a month too late

    • @Goodoltimer
      @Goodoltimer 5 лет назад +3

      Wes ,love him or hate him Wes is spitting straight facts

    • @Goodoltimer
      @Goodoltimer 5 лет назад +5

      Wes I had to do it

  • @lillymooney6687
    @lillymooney6687 5 лет назад +5296

    “hey what’s the wifi password?”
    ”oh it’s on that paper on the fridge door”
    *the paper on the fridge door:*

    • @meechicat303
      @meechicat303 5 лет назад +93

      Cul393uludirkedyt92837ja/÷

    • @ANDRJUS_Music
      @ANDRJUS_Music 5 лет назад +21

      the correct password is: iknowitsgottogo 🤣

    • @chindoublechin8821
      @chindoublechin8821 5 лет назад +15

      So the WiFi password whispers inaudible sounds??

    • @bazzery8414
      @bazzery8414 4 года назад +21

      Who puts the wifi password on a paper on a fridge

    • @rinkjk8387
      @rinkjk8387 4 года назад +3

      666th like....

  • @Emperique
    @Emperique 5 лет назад +2772

    Jojo: **Completely inaudible whispering**
    Me: *Yeah same.*

  • @goldeagle1319
    @goldeagle1319 4 года назад +1750

    “Yo bro, could you send a picture the homework?”
    *The picture of the homework

    • @matixmoy8571
      @matixmoy8571 4 года назад +6

      Nice profile pic

    • @goldeagle1319
      @goldeagle1319 4 года назад +4

      matix moy ayyy

    • @warriorgod9548
      @warriorgod9548 4 года назад +3

      NANI

    • @Karnage233
      @Karnage233 4 года назад +3

      @@warriorgod9548 😂

    • @Karnage233
      @Karnage233 4 года назад +8

      This man literally complimented himself and proceeded to like his own comments wtf

  • @manatfreestyle3654
    @manatfreestyle3654 5 лет назад +5212

    Sorry I didn’t get it could u repeat plz?

  • @luiszepe9820
    @luiszepe9820 5 лет назад +3751

    Teacher: no talking aloud in class
    Me and my friends:

    • @lukkaspariz8050
      @lukkaspariz8050 4 года назад +37

      what? 406 likes and no comments? i will change that

    • @alekseigerasev948
      @alekseigerasev948 4 года назад +8

      Oof

    • @indispensablechicken9417
      @indispensablechicken9417 4 года назад +10

      666 likes. ITS THE DEVIL

    • @sam-cx5bw
      @sam-cx5bw 4 года назад +8

      what did i is that good morning ☀️😃🌞 day was that good for me today but it looks good but but it looks so bad i dont have fun i morning was the night i i hope

    • @kennymcgopher2213
      @kennymcgopher2213 4 года назад +7

      @@sam-cx5bw haha this is going to reddit

  • @aestheticqueen2477
    @aestheticqueen2477 4 года назад +654

    He could’ve been saying the whole crabby patty recipe and we would never know

    • @cryogen.
      @cryogen. 3 года назад +10

      crabby patty secret ingredient is crab.

    • @Elliot-fx2br
      @Elliot-fx2br 3 года назад +3

      @@cryogen. thats why it's called a CRABY PATTY

    • @Bea_45
      @Bea_45 3 года назад +3

      @@cryogen. naahaahhhaha you clearly haven't been watching your spongebob theory videos in great detail. Its pearls mothers meat.

    • @cryogen.
      @cryogen. 3 года назад +3

      @@Bea_45 O_O

    • @ItsLFH
      @ItsLFH 3 года назад +2

      @@Bea_45 oh so you watch Alex bale to

  • @coraltracker
    @coraltracker 4 года назад +1037

    Plot twist: He is reading terms and conditions

    • @Jesse-tb2rg
      @Jesse-tb2rg 3 года назад +4

      Lmaoooo

    • @perhaps6827
      @perhaps6827 3 года назад +19

      Nah man he’s telling us how an attack helicopter is a gender

    • @thefatballistician
      @thefatballistician 3 года назад +17

      He's reading the Joker's script from Dark Knight

    • @4ourthllaw175
      @4ourthllaw175 3 года назад +5

      @@thefatballistician nah he is reading credits of minecraft

    • @2fernandoc1
      @2fernandoc1 3 года назад +2

      @@perhaps6827 Scott the woz?

  • @steviebunda
    @steviebunda 5 лет назад +493

    Jojo sounds like he’s communicating with VSCO girls when he says “sksnsnwjwnsnaksksk”

  • @yurdagulturan1575
    @yurdagulturan1575 5 лет назад +1911

    When is he said: Sjksjsj nensjsj nsjs
    I felt that

    • @jacquelinersantiago3219
      @jacquelinersantiago3219 5 лет назад +11

      Copied

    • @vivi_joyutted
      @vivi_joyutted 5 лет назад +6

      I CANT BREATHE

    • @hermanadland9341
      @hermanadland9341 5 лет назад +11

      Also when he said: gorigorieosllk😭😭😭 I can't handle it

    • @EvolutionGYT
      @EvolutionGYT 5 лет назад +21

      14 year old girls: MOOD 😭😭

    • @adas30
      @adas30 5 лет назад +3

      @@jacquelinersantiago3219 uh so? Acknowledge he at least tried to be funny :(

  • @aliteralgod1512
    @aliteralgod1512 5 лет назад +6465

    Day 48 of asking jojo for squidward roleplay

    • @enidobrien5326
      @enidobrien5326 5 лет назад +84

      😂

    • @sounddigi832
      @sounddigi832 5 лет назад +322

      I'll jump on the bandwagon. Day 1 of asking Jojo for a Squidward roleplay.

    • @badabimbadabum6334
      @badabimbadabum6334 5 лет назад +130

      a literal god
      Keep going, buddy. Believe in your dreams, maybe someday!

    • @Vero-yw5cm
      @Vero-yw5cm 5 лет назад +51

      @a literal god, you're a literal god.

    • @ibby999
      @ibby999 5 лет назад +25

      Last time i did this comment was like 10 days ago keep it going bro.

  • @humanitarian9257
    @humanitarian9257 3 года назад +136

    Time stamps
    0:00 inaudible sounds start
    23:58 inaudible sounds end

  • @datdoodperson1296
    @datdoodperson1296 5 лет назад +2512

    Everybody gansta til Jojo starts communicating with the aliens at area 51

  • @evelynkingwell8091
    @evelynkingwell8091 5 лет назад +2114

    I’m pretty sure Jojo just explained everything he’s learned since 1st grade

    • @mlsanica7618
      @mlsanica7618 5 лет назад +28

      The whole "The Dark Knight" script ?

    • @criima1196
      @criima1196 5 лет назад +13

      the media controls the democracy

    • @truck-sama6195
      @truck-sama6195 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @meechicat303
      @meechicat303 5 лет назад +10

      Jsk whvahsbnabje w anbcuclsisjvsyqsgsykabauwbuwvsjbdjsbhsba syhshsgqihskahsjhskabysjzvquqj29y3p6*;#;@,@ $"7"$6%£{{☆6▪5■》9oircc7ryhiwbowg8vsov3phwjjowhosigwufwlgvo22h2v2lrundhn62inbodibwy6aysb6ek2vsg66sonbslivsbus666sbkbwvsivd7shhuag2ououwv2pcod yvwpgcgcwyfwogcocgwicgwgciwcosgcpdo u fu

    • @maddisongibson1570
      @maddisongibson1570 4 года назад +4

      @@meechicat303 I wish I never read more

  • @cloutponcho8775
    @cloutponcho8775 5 лет назад +651

    Me:Trying to do an all-nighter
    Also Me:Watching ASMR
    Again Me:Waking up with my phone right next to me on 2% with the video finished

    • @no-oy6or
      @no-oy6or 5 лет назад +12

      Macc _all happened to my last night XD I’m doing it again ...

    • @minsuga2920
      @minsuga2920 5 лет назад +6

      I do that all the time....I fell asleep and when I woke up my charger was broken....

    • @mistyraestables
      @mistyraestables 5 лет назад +4

      This is the exact opposite of what happens to me.

    • @krovicks
      @krovicks 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @bobsmith4247
      @bobsmith4247 5 лет назад

      That's me rn lol

  • @jaypug4965
    @jaypug4965 4 года назад +1637

    Nobody:
    The Wi-Fi Password:
    Babies:
    2-Year-Old's Handwriting:
    My Sleep Paralysis Demon:
    *Minecraft Enchantment Table:*

  • @chloeeanderson-tudor2409
    @chloeeanderson-tudor2409 5 лет назад +215

    I feel like this is just like a combo of mouth sounds and whispering but I love it

    • @br0k3n-spir1tz4
      @br0k3n-spir1tz4 5 лет назад +5

      Chloee Anderson Tudor that’s because it is lmao

  • @play4pluto
    @play4pluto 5 лет назад +5284

    Plot twist: *_he is actually just whispering a code to Area 51 to warn them about our attack_*

    • @nimap28
      @nimap28 5 лет назад +25

      Baseball Glove Issa joke

    • @chickennugget8968
      @chickennugget8968 5 лет назад +21

      Baseball Glove
      r/woooosh?

    • @sikka2230
      @sikka2230 5 лет назад +36

      I don't know if he got the joke, if he didn't get the joke or if my life is a joke ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @roxy_foxy
      @roxy_foxy 5 лет назад +37

      plot twist: *The code is in morse code*

    • @carterbrown2865
      @carterbrown2865 5 лет назад +10

      Air Force has already warned them!

  • @jamiedanklefs9125
    @jamiedanklefs9125 5 лет назад +281

    I just recently found this channel and absolutely love it! It’s very relaxing!

  • @dancing_dementor
    @dancing_dementor 4 года назад +458

    Surely somebody else heard the Joker lines from “The Dark Night”?

    • @franzliszt5087
      @franzliszt5087 3 года назад +21

      Yep I couldn’t fall asleep because I was just replaying the movie in my head

    • @ahehitmeaheh
      @ahehitmeaheh 3 года назад +23

      You mean the "twehdhvd m.gsmbc. C,," or the "jfrsdahbcLLB cblclBb.bbfljztsjrzljfljzljfzflzjtjztzjtzjfzjjz&*+jz*+ljzf_!\lfznfznlgxk"?

    • @hazzasads6546
      @hazzasads6546 3 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @hazzasads6546
      @hazzasads6546 3 года назад +13

      You can consiiderrr the casualties

    • @qittikat
      @qittikat 3 года назад +4

      Yep i am pretty sure that is what he is saying

  • @Spider-ManHQ
    @Spider-ManHQ 5 лет назад +303

    5:18 He even did the classic Joker lip bite 😂😂😂 He started to really get into character...

    • @minsuga2920
      @minsuga2920 5 лет назад +7

      And I just now noticed that.

    • @nah25
      @nah25 5 лет назад +6

      Go back to marvel bud

    • @bankai1835
      @bankai1835 5 лет назад +22

      @@nah25 so your saying that marvel fans cant be dc fans??

    • @melodicpanda1841
      @melodicpanda1841 5 лет назад +2

      I took me a little to realize.he was quoting the dark Knight

    • @itsjayden2319
      @itsjayden2319 5 лет назад +1

      not 5:18

  • @jacksonlahey4286
    @jacksonlahey4286 5 лет назад +461

    People say I’m the quietest talker in the world
    JoJo: hold my mic

  • @SconesWithJam
    @SconesWithJam 5 лет назад +178

    Me: *is trying to learn Chinese*
    My teacher:

  • @StikkOfficial
    @StikkOfficial 3 года назад +152

    I don’t care what anyone says, this video is literally legendary.

  • @frog5994
    @frog5994 5 лет назад +217

    Timestamps
    0:00-23:58 JoJos vocal cords having a seizure

  • @konati2134
    @konati2134 5 лет назад +1813

    6:44 “The media controls the people controls the democracy” lmao
    Edit: thanks for 500 likes Edit #2: thx for 1.4k I’ve read all comments

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 5 лет назад +153

      I mean, he's right. Lol

    • @anniekim7638
      @anniekim7638 5 лет назад +11

      Rip Elitz lol

    • @Lia-rn4br
      @Lia-rn4br 5 лет назад +23

      Ummm..I’m scared 😟

    • @Lia-rn4br
      @Lia-rn4br 5 лет назад +66

      After that he says ‘’maybe it’s is unidible but you will never know’’ we are on to somthing

    • @Lia-rn4br
      @Lia-rn4br 5 лет назад +26

      My bad I meant ‘’perhaps’’ instead of maybe

  • @dinojkz
    @dinojkz 5 лет назад +1438

    Nobody:
    A baby trying to learn how to talk:

  • @idontcarewhatsoever2011
    @idontcarewhatsoever2011 4 года назад +127

    "Hey mom I can't hear the tv!"
    "Turn on the subtitles then!"
    *the subtitles:*

  • @emma.chickfilasauce560
    @emma.chickfilasauce560 5 лет назад +1104

    Jojo could be spilling tea or confessing murder. Nobody will ever know the truth😂😂

    • @igglepiggle8447
      @igglepiggle8447 5 лет назад +24

      Emma DeDomenico as I was reading ur comment, Jojo said something like ‘only I know the truth’ 🤣🤣🤪🤪😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @Faded-od8ek
      @Faded-od8ek 5 лет назад +1

      TRUE😂LMAO

    • @Patriciaqt
      @Patriciaqt 5 лет назад +6

      As I was reading this jojo said something about “ a victim”

    • @stenuboy3603
      @stenuboy3603 5 лет назад +5

      Hes name is JoJo, and you tell me something about truth? I smell reference in here

    • @screamingoctopus2124
      @screamingoctopus2124 4 года назад +5

      It was deadass a script from the dark knight, jokers I heard

  • @alfonsovaldez6468
    @alfonsovaldez6468 4 года назад +620

    Me normally: HEY GUYS WHATS UP
    Me when my mom asks me to repeat what she said when I’m in trouble:

    • @giemogi
      @giemogi 4 года назад +7

      bruh I literally just saw you on another asmr video,,,

    • @ryanellerbee5614
      @ryanellerbee5614 4 года назад +2

      @XXXTenta DeVito your pfp I can't 🤣🤣☺️🤣🤣🤣

    • @LeadBrick
      @LeadBrick 4 года назад +1

      I just met a dude named FBY so I said this FB...YMCAAAAA

    • @elliebearsgaming4319
      @elliebearsgaming4319 3 года назад +2

      Bro why haven’t I ever related to something so FRIKEN MUCH IN MY WHOLE HUMAN LIFE!!!! dis is literally me 😐

  • @jacksonpettey9837
    @jacksonpettey9837 5 лет назад +251

    me: trying to watch asmr
    commercial: WAHHHHH, ITS LIL JON

    • @hothellokitty9418
      @hothellokitty9418 4 года назад +2

      Haha lol this is funny XD

    • @bangopi3675
      @bangopi3675 4 года назад +2

      Astro Birb HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GET THAT COMMERCIAL EVERY TIME!!!

    • @Bobloxdmo-g8y
      @Bobloxdmo-g8y 3 месяца назад

      Its called RUclips Premium bro.

    • @CreeperG3
      @CreeperG3 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Bobloxdmo-g8yor adblock
      or Magisk on a rooted android
      or jailbreak on an iphone

  • @leiyahlmfao
    @leiyahlmfao 4 года назад +537

    when your sims character finds out what asmr is

    • @lostcoasts2730
      @lostcoasts2730 4 года назад +7

      when you steal a comment 🤡🤡🤡

    • @RVERSEMOTION
      @RVERSEMOTION 4 года назад +18

      @@lostcoasts2730 when your an asshole 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @Karnage233
      @Karnage233 4 года назад +4

      @@RVERSEMOTION y’all be there for a few days so I’ll probably be at your place later fs is going back and forth with the girls at all I know it’s a cool 😎 but I’m just wondering 💭 I will do that lol 😝 I don I don’t think 💭 can I have no clue lol 😝 I love 💗 so cute 😊 I’m just wondering 💭 and I got some more stuff

    • @RVERSEMOTION
      @RVERSEMOTION 4 года назад +7

      @@Karnage233 ?

    • @ReizouVtuber
      @ReizouVtuber 3 года назад +12

      @@Karnage233 I feel like I just had an aneurism reading this comment

  • @jasonx1-624
    @jasonx1-624 5 лет назад +209

    who else remembers when this legend dropped his first Christmas miracle video, only joeys would understand

  • @whoa.slowdownthere4633
    @whoa.slowdownthere4633 5 лет назад +125

    This took me 3 hours here
    Inaudible whispering
    0:00-23:58
    Enjoy 😊

    • @xnottus7140
      @xnottus7140 5 лет назад

      Mikalah Khan nice u copied me

    • @memes9207
      @memes9207 5 лет назад

      Zack FanBoy u ruined this hole mans career

    • @waterdrops1512
      @waterdrops1512 5 лет назад

      @@memes9207 whole*

    • @prozx8785
      @prozx8785 5 лет назад

      E la tua pubblicità di più la mia ragazza è il primo anno e poi si va avanti così non fosse stato il più presto il suo primo romanzo è il primo anno e poi si va avanti così non.

  • @ash2948
    @ash2948 5 лет назад +393

    2:06 “consider the options you’ve been presented to” “we have to consider the side effects” “i don’t know why you choose to have your group therapy sessions in broad daylight” and then something about batman 😂

    • @limen9571
      @limen9571 4 года назад +15

      Yeah he was actually speaking properly then

    • @LeviathanGG14
      @LeviathanGG14 4 года назад +42

      Yea this part of the video is jojo saying the lines from a scene in “The Dark Knight”

    • @ryanmurray7941
      @ryanmurray7941 4 года назад +7

      Officer Zztop it’s from when the joker meets the mafia

    • @theawkwardturtle1435
      @theawkwardturtle1435 4 года назад +2

      And something about a squirrel

    • @duderyandude9515
      @duderyandude9515 4 года назад +4

      @@theawkwardturtle1435 “squeal” not “squirrel”. It’s the Joker describing Lao in the Dark Knight. 😅

  • @johnnywatts751
    @johnnywatts751 3 года назад +367

    Plot twist: he’s telling us Victoria’s Secret 🤫

  • @bozold5588
    @bozold5588 5 лет назад +565

    Day 13 of asking Jojo for another ASMR bloopers video

  • @koviichmoment529
    @koviichmoment529 5 лет назад +691

    The Frosted Flakes after you put milk on them:

    • @-x_moon_x-
      @-x_moon_x- 4 года назад +15

      just when i thought i forgot about shoesuke, he comes back to haunt me at 3 in the morning
      please don't hurt me
      pleas--

    • @hayleyloya-ruiz9031
      @hayleyloya-ruiz9031 4 года назад +3

      YOUR NAME AHAHAHA

    • @Zenni..
      @Zenni.. 4 года назад +7

      Oi josuke I found this copy of you that Is a shoe ain't that whacky

    • @fe4rurdaddy446
      @fe4rurdaddy446 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @jordystuchbery1670
      @jordystuchbery1670 4 года назад +1

      I’ve never had them.

  • @roccofarelli535
    @roccofarelli535 5 лет назад +916

    Day 25 of asking for a *Bizarre Adventure* ASMR

    • @delm5668
      @delm5668 5 лет назад +19

      Nani?!?

    • @kaz5616
      @kaz5616 5 лет назад

      YES

    • @JDsWrld
      @JDsWrld 5 лет назад

      Nanda kore wa !!

    • @florence7697
      @florence7697 5 лет назад +10

      We're litteraly in front of new serie call " Jojo's Bizarre Adventure ASMR ". Can it go to 10 episode

    • @JesusChrist-lh8di
      @JesusChrist-lh8di 5 лет назад +2

      @@florence7697 obligatory omae wa mou shinderiu joke

  • @theweekday5395
    @theweekday5395 3 года назад +23

    10:05
    when jojo said: "double ec illusia the essential smp which essentially is the the part the n subject the piece" i really felt that

  • @akulamakakula4898
    @akulamakakula4898 5 лет назад +298

    when he said dfghsdbsdkjshebfkfyehjbwfg it really got me thinkin like damn. hit me like a punch to the face. so deep

  • @trulyspaceman
    @trulyspaceman 5 лет назад +839

    Day 1 of asking for a duolingo bird teaching you Spanish roleplay

    • @blaketurg
      @blaketurg 5 лет назад +10

      TheManiacOwl897 bit late but that works

    • @gettriggeredgaming5217
      @gettriggeredgaming5217 5 лет назад +21

      He protecc
      He atacc
      But most importantly...
      Your unoriginal jokes are whacc.

    • @dayangn2791
      @dayangn2791 5 лет назад +7

      @@gettriggeredgaming5217
      He protecc
      He atacc
      But most importanly...
      He make me dumb

    • @rubyrose0153
      @rubyrose0153 5 лет назад +2

      Yes please papi

    • @tolkoja
      @tolkoja 5 лет назад +6

      Day 1 of saying that Duolingo is not a bird because he is a goddamn owl but we dont give a shit

  • @SconesWithJam
    @SconesWithJam 5 лет назад +486

    Plot twist: Jojo was telling us his plans to take over the world

    • @lychee7948
      @lychee7948 4 года назад +3

      i would vibe in a world run by jojo

    • @A-10_go_BRRRRRRRT
      @A-10_go_BRRRRRRRT 4 года назад +1

      Hello Shoto Todoroki from My Hero Academia

    • @renn7459
      @renn7459 4 года назад +4

      I didn’t know todoroki watches asmr

    • @lychee7948
      @lychee7948 4 года назад

      hello jake from statefarm

    • @thefatballistician
      @thefatballistician 4 года назад

      it's the jokers script from Dark Knight

  • @ethancargill3159
    @ethancargill3159 2 месяца назад +6

    Unpopular opinion, inaudible whispering is the best asmr category

  • @Dxvidv6
    @Dxvidv6 5 лет назад +950

    Day 5 of asking for a lazy town role play

    • @canis3432
      @canis3432 5 лет назад +8

      Ceo_SniperZ frick yea

    • @thomasdwyer1283
      @thomasdwyer1283 5 лет назад +2

      I actually don’t want him to do it for some reason. Oh.

    • @JawshAnimations
      @JawshAnimations 5 лет назад +14

      @Stewart Johns ur too young to understand

    • @beeblbob
      @beeblbob 5 лет назад +1

      10,000 Subs and no videos challenge exactly

    • @Lieferandoexe
      @Lieferandoexe 5 лет назад +2

      10,000 Subs and no videos challenge true
      Only Ogs lol

  • @9097Microwave
    @9097Microwave 5 лет назад +520

    Timestamps:
    Inaudible whispe-
    Ok I'm gonna stop because I've made that joke too many times before

    • @lemoncookies5842
      @lemoncookies5842 5 лет назад +9

      9097Gamer Minecraft&More I got so excited that I found time stamps 😭

    • @_spaget4life_
      @_spaget4life_ 5 лет назад +5

      Respect

    • @allison._888
      @allison._888 5 лет назад +4

      Ayla Howard same

    • @9097Microwave
      @9097Microwave 5 лет назад +4

      @@lemoncookies5842 Lol sorry ;(

    • @מעין-צ9ג
      @מעין-צ9ג 5 лет назад +5

      @@lemoncookies5842 time stamps for what though? It's just bunch of weird whispering with like no pause

  • @FTG821
    @FTG821 5 лет назад +139

    What it's like when people whisper in my ear 4:08
    Actually this video is based of whispering so umm yea 😆

  • @madravlegaming6781
    @madravlegaming6781 3 года назад +107

    Plot twist: he’s actually reading all seven Harry Potter books *backwards*

    • @pothepandasemporium8616
      @pothepandasemporium8616 3 года назад +2

      So, where is “Fire of Goblet the into name your put you did, Harry?”

    • @toeragtoerag
      @toeragtoerag 3 года назад +4

      No;
      erif fo telbog eht otni eman rouy tup ouy did yrrah.

    • @no-yd6ze
      @no-yd6ze 3 года назад +1

      69 likes I can't like sorry

    • @madravlegaming6781
      @madravlegaming6781 3 года назад

      @@no-yd6ze LOOOL 😂😂

    • @no-yd6ze
      @no-yd6ze 3 года назад

      NOOOOOOOOOO WHO LIKED THIS POST NOW THERE ARE 70 LIKES😯😯😠😠😟

  • @pretzel2093
    @pretzel2093 5 лет назад +615

    My mom: Put on some music
    Me: Ok mom
    Me: puts on asmr
    Mom: what is this
    Me: music to my ears
    Edit: jojo love the asmr

    • @perhaps5095
      @perhaps5095 5 лет назад +15

      Hold on, Imma start laughing trust me. Just give me a couple years and the joke will be funny

    • @jinkeeb7034
      @jinkeeb7034 4 года назад +4

      Omg you’re hilarious, this comment is soooo funny

    • @user-vs7zx6vc4c
      @user-vs7zx6vc4c 4 года назад +1

      @@jinkeeb7034 ikr

    • @BasedoffW
      @BasedoffW 4 года назад +3

      Oh god, the 9 years olds are here.

    • @scottystowers4075
      @scottystowers4075 4 года назад +1

      @@BasedoffW ikr

  • @FANTASMA7002
    @FANTASMA7002 5 лет назад +353

    Day 11 of asking JoJo for a Ricardo Milo's ASMR Role-play
    Or just say Ricardo boy

    • @hellfiresalmon6047
      @hellfiresalmon6047 5 лет назад +6

      dead soul 3903 ask for Ricardo but as handsome squidward asmr

    • @keano4513
      @keano4513 5 лет назад

      @@hellfiresalmon6047 Sounds great

    • @wetowl6385
      @wetowl6385 5 лет назад

      Inaudible whispering Ricardo milos role play. Scatebate Bomba chica chica che

  • @beemuffin_5266
    @beemuffin_5266 5 лет назад +365

    These are my favourite types of asmr. Then on top of that, by my favourite asmrtist.
    You know what time it is..
    Time for sleep 😴❤️

    • @HazardousJohn1
      @HazardousJohn1 5 лет назад +2

      I literally was gonna say it's hiiiiigh noon after I saw the "you know what time it is" comment... Lmfao
      Edit : yes mccree main

    • @romeoacosta1773
      @romeoacosta1773 5 лет назад

      It’s hiiiiiigh noon not a mecree main I’m a genji

    • @HazardousJohn1
      @HazardousJohn1 5 лет назад

      @@romeoacosta1773 cool! 😂

    • @beeblbob
      @beeblbob 5 лет назад

      Romeo Acosta I'm a soldier 76 main

    • @spee-la-me7838
      @spee-la-me7838 3 года назад

      I love the comment but there is no U in favorite

  • @lilahdog568
    @lilahdog568 4 года назад +134

    The therapist: The JoJoker is not real and can't hurt you.
    JoJoker: 2:48

  • @heyitsnighty9119
    @heyitsnighty9119 5 лет назад +439

    Holy shit I started paying attention and he was quoting Joker lines at about 2:45 - 3:20
    Edit: ok maybe he was quoting the Joker for the whole video lmao. Most of them are from “The Dark Knight”

    • @ajmolina1787
      @ajmolina1787 5 лет назад +27

      Suicide Soap yeah he said he was reading the joker script from the dark night

    • @c0mmando_quad603
      @c0mmando_quad603 5 лет назад +11

      Ye he commented it on someone else's Comment

    • @DeepClue
      @DeepClue 5 лет назад +6

      Bruh I thought you meant P5 Joker

    • @bigmono6695
      @bigmono6695 5 лет назад +3

      @@DeepClue me to

    • @Momo-sk2ub
      @Momo-sk2ub 5 лет назад +6

      I love it because that's one of my favorite movies of all time.

  • @jaden8131
    @jaden8131 5 лет назад +100

    what ever you do...
    don't turn the captions on

  • @jayden77k9
    @jayden77k9 5 лет назад +187

    *_Little do you know this is jojo whispering nuclear codes for someone to detonate..._*

  • @VitoASMR
    @VitoASMR 5 лет назад +176

    Its combo of mouth sounds!🤩
    Great!👍🏻

  • @lararafaela7843
    @lararafaela7843 5 лет назад +325

    I was literally watching another video from you and then I saw this new one. Now I can sleep😂

  • @retalify8609
    @retalify8609 5 лет назад +118

    Jojo could secretly be telling us a story on how he killed ASMRRyan.

  • @PistachioandHoney
    @PistachioandHoney 2 года назад +35

    My brain switched on when I heard you talking about music theory and C P E Bach because it’s a big guilty pleasure of mine. I love reading through books about music theory, and I’m completely in love with Rameau and Debussy.

  • @megbrgnz
    @megbrgnz 5 лет назад +329

    Title: “inaudible”
    Description: “semi inaudible”
    Video: “mostly mouth sounds and audible and alittle inaudible”
    Edit: also long sighs too

  • @Just_lia1
    @Just_lia1 5 лет назад +113

    Jojo: " we have to consider the side effects"
    Me: huh

    • @TheMournfulGhost
      @TheMournfulGhost 5 лет назад +1

      Lia Spamzz he’s plotting a murder
      *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @B1GBRY50N
      @B1GBRY50N 4 года назад

      He was quoting something from the dark knight

    • @swinski8847
      @swinski8847 4 месяца назад

      I was jyst at htag plart

  • @kaylamarion5728
    @kaylamarion5728 5 лет назад +320

    Jojo: makes an unintelligible whispers video
    FBI: Someone's gotta keep an eye on that whispering Australian boy
    Politicians: He knows our tricks
    DC: We got our next Joker
    Subscribers: Sleeping

  • @CloudBlitzer
    @CloudBlitzer 4 года назад +40

    I want him to unintelligibly whisper all of Jokers lines from the Dark Knight

    • @NightLoveStar
      @NightLoveStar 3 года назад

      He should just read the whole movie script lol

  • @jpgcams
    @jpgcams 5 лет назад +63

    Jojo: *intro some asmr mouth sounds
    Me: I don't understand anything...
    After 20 mins..
    Me: *felt sleepy
    Me: Ahh... maybe he says "go to sleep go to sleep"

  • @V3npir3
    @V3npir3 5 лет назад +65

    5:09 needs a loop

  • @someuniqueusername6627
    @someuniqueusername6627 4 года назад +56

    3:24 7:58 dang Jojo’s out here dropping phat BARS

  • @DinaMeijl
    @DinaMeijl 3 года назад +220

    Me: *not understanding a math question and raising my hand*
    *teacher comes*
    Me: "I don't understand this" "Can you help me?"
    The Teacher explaining the question be like:

  • @margaretleitch261
    @margaretleitch261 5 лет назад +211

    Day 1 of asking Jojo for an ASMR roleplay video

    • @alfie_4767
      @alfie_4767 5 лет назад +1

      Margaret Leitch what does that even mean 😂

    • @digitalg3nocide
      @digitalg3nocide 5 лет назад +4

      @@alfie_4767 where its a roleplay but in asmr

    • @alfie_4767
      @alfie_4767 5 лет назад +3

      [Künø The Weirdo] oh I thought it was a role play being a different asmrist lol 😂

    • @sonupreethams2705
      @sonupreethams2705 5 лет назад +1

      @@alfie_4767 aquarium yy

  • @Kai-ff2vk
    @Kai-ff2vk 5 лет назад +248

    5:07 “your just pregnant like me”

    • @Bruh-sb8qd
      @Bruh-sb8qd 5 лет назад +18

      Oh. My. Gosh. He’s... I don’t know what to say right now :I

    • @stacysmom3825
      @stacysmom3825 4 года назад +11

      When he said that it kinda sounded like Kermit the frog lol

    • @bazzery8414
      @bazzery8414 4 года назад +18

      I heard "you're just a prick like me" or "you're just a freak like me"

    • @TheJedo
      @TheJedo 4 года назад +7

      your just a brick like me

    • @chrisbagley7034
      @chrisbagley7034 4 года назад +4

      Well fuck is he a very convincing lesbian or something or someone else

  • @xkaosxvpx8165
    @xkaosxvpx8165 5 лет назад +51

    2:28 “I know why you choose to have your group therapy sessions out in daylight.” 😂

    • @kona6957
      @kona6957 4 года назад +4

      * broad daylight *

  • @KIDDO-kid
    @KIDDO-kid 3 года назад +25

    Plot twist: he’s telling us mr.crab’s secret formula in *exact* words

  • @iheartheartssss
    @iheartheartssss 5 лет назад +83

    I legit heard “batman gonna suck em up” and “funny money”

    • @Tweediee
      @Tweediee 5 лет назад +2

      Im scared to know what funny money is

    • @iheartheartssss
      @iheartheartssss 5 лет назад +2

      WoW Kiddie 😂

    • @ReconnectTC
      @ReconnectTC 5 лет назад +2

      I heard "When you disappoint like 5 people" at one point.

    • @not-even-a-real-blacksmith
      @not-even-a-real-blacksmith 5 лет назад +2

      apparently he was reading the joker's script from the dark knight, he said he did in another comment and it seems obvious after you realize it lol

    • @trevsicle456
      @trevsicle456 5 лет назад +2

      @@not-even-a-real-blacksmith joker is my man

  • @Cap626
    @Cap626 5 лет назад +50

    He's really out here spitting the dark knight joker script. At least in the beginning he is

    • @RoxStar09
      @RoxStar09 5 лет назад +1

      AcE_ L4V1SH That’s what brought me here.

    • @DrPepper90
      @DrPepper90 3 года назад +1

      He said the chips line.

  • @wasaki7805
    @wasaki7805 5 лет назад +61

    Other youtubers intros: Hey wassup Guys!
    Jojo intro: ptowptaptiouptak

  • @NickolPixol
    @NickolPixol 4 года назад +75

    Here's some timestamps :)
    Inaudible wispering - 0:00 -- 23:58
    Goodnight :)

    • @cloudtheclod
      @cloudtheclod 4 года назад +1

      U n n u s
      A n n u s
      *U N N U S*
      *A N N U S*

    • @NickolPixol
      @NickolPixol 4 года назад +1

      @@cloudtheclod YES LET THE CULT RISE

    • @cloudtheclod
      @cloudtheclod 4 года назад +2

      @@NickolPixol *M E M E N T O M O R I*

    • @vyana4323
      @vyana4323 2 года назад +2

      Thanks I’d be lost without this

    • @legquint_561
      @legquint_561 2 года назад +1

      Ah thank you fam

  • @jessicajane2259
    @jessicajane2259 5 лет назад +30

    Resighting the Dark Knight interrogation scene to us. What a legend

  • @kappedosfn6461
    @kappedosfn6461 5 лет назад +41

    Me : has headache
    Jojo : im 'bout to end this man's whole Headache
    Thanks jojo :3

  • @swishhhhhhh01
    @swishhhhhhh01 5 лет назад +13

    Asmr is the new way to put people to sleep in surgery

  • @does_anything_work
    @does_anything_work 4 месяца назад +5

    He could've dropped the hardest quote and we would never know

  • @jacobquinlan9221
    @jacobquinlan9221 5 лет назад +43

    No joke I always fall asleep watching this same video 😂😂

    • @mlsanica7618
      @mlsanica7618 5 лет назад +2

      It's an ASMR video after all

    • @katrinahull1879
      @katrinahull1879 4 года назад +1

      UNUS

    • @jacobquinlan9221
      @jacobquinlan9221 4 года назад

      Jesus Christ I don’t even remember writing this comment,back in 2019 when things were simpler

  • @jinkydumalan6309
    @jinkydumalan6309 4 года назад +43

    Imagine your friend opened the door and saw you doing this

    • @DrPepper90
      @DrPepper90 3 года назад +1

      This reminded me of one of winkeyy’s videos

  • @googly4038
    @googly4038 5 лет назад +46

    10:06
    Bruh I‘m listening this doing my sonata form analysis haha! This is perfect!

  • @lynx_lolz
    @lynx_lolz Год назад +4

    I have been trying to find out which asmrist has the best inaudible whispers, this one is currently my favorite.
    Rating:9.7/10

    • @koiwilliams952
      @koiwilliams952 Год назад +1

      May I ask what makes it good or not perfect:)

    • @lynx_lolz
      @lynx_lolz Год назад +2

      Idrk, more or less that I wanna make sure I watched all of them before rating any a 10. Just because when you rate a 10 there is no way to improve. @@koiwilliams952

  • @polar_baron
    @polar_baron 5 лет назад +73

    OMG, Jojo, I love you inaudible whispering, it's the best trigger for me =) Thanks for all content you make! Good luck!

  • @lilyq7693
    @lilyq7693 5 лет назад +47

    Your ASMR is so good. And great timing just looking for a video

  • @508eleni
    @508eleni 5 лет назад +38

    jojo was actually talking sims.

  • @christianvennemann9008
    @christianvennemann9008 2 года назад +5

    When he said, "Guputabuputabuta maybe," I felt that.

  • @lily-ob7oz
    @lily-ob7oz 4 года назад +53

    This is just 24 minutes of jojo speaking parseltongue 😂💗

  • @addisonleigh0524
    @addisonleigh0524 5 лет назад +104

    Jojo is actually trying to tell use that he is in love with Debra

  • @ExeVerne
    @ExeVerne 5 лет назад +246

    Me: “Can I say it?”
    Satan: “*Sigh* I mean I guess.”
    Me: “This really is, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.”
    Literally everybody: *Facepalms*

    • @stenuboy3603
      @stenuboy3603 5 лет назад +10

      You are for sure man of culture

    • @ty-fs1yy
      @ty-fs1yy 5 лет назад +3

      Ikr

    • @ryancoady1440
      @ryancoady1440 5 лет назад +7

      I watched the whole series just because of giornos theme....

    • @aeugh4791
      @aeugh4791 5 лет назад +2

      JJBAudrey I wish we could post pictures in the comments so I could put up a pic of Joao from jojo’s bizarre adventures with asmr Jojos face on him.

    • @lovedeluexe3246
      @lovedeluexe3246 4 года назад +2

      When he said JOJO my immediate thought was Dio saying “Jojooo “ after turning vampire

  • @cfong_sports394
    @cfong_sports394 4 года назад +33

    Everybody gangsta till jojo starts speaking enchantment table

  • @DianaDiana...
    @DianaDiana... 4 года назад +13

    Random triggers
    6:45
    3:57
    9:10
    13:25
    20:20

  • @apollo8093
    @apollo8093 5 лет назад +92

    Other youtubers: Hey, everybody
    Jojo: *Licks mic in the first 10 seconds*
    (I don't know if it's just me, but it actually looks like he licks the mic in the first few seconds)

  • @mehmetardolic2420
    @mehmetardolic2420 4 года назад +28

    7:37 I thought the video was frozen 😂💀

  • @strawberrynootmare3474
    @strawberrynootmare3474 3 года назад +1

    Ligit only 10 seconds in and already getting tingles 💀 it scared me a bit because I wasn’t expecting for me to get tingles that quick

  • @yeayea6417
    @yeayea6417 5 лет назад +29

    It’s three in the morning and my anxiety is keeping me from sleeping :/ this is helping though. Thank you Jojo 😴

    • @RealyzeIt
      @RealyzeIt 5 лет назад +1

      5am now..

    • @Hyvern
      @Hyvern 2 года назад

      Bro I leaned out of bed to plug my phone in and I thought I heard my bathroom door handle get whacked, mind you it’s 3:28am, so I started freaking out and then I realized it was just the extension cord rubbing against the wall.

  • @viacheslavvovchenko6756
    @viacheslavvovchenko6756 5 лет назад +7

    Inaudible whispering + visuals = tingles tingles tingles 😍 thanks for making me relaxed!
    The clicking mouth sounds is what gives me most tingles, they are just awesome

  • @p0ryg0nwr0ng6
    @p0ryg0nwr0ng6 5 лет назад +38

    Me to my little brother: What do you want?
    My Brother:

    • @00peake
      @00peake 4 года назад +1

      P0rYg0n Wr0ng sooo true

    • @Shmorton2
      @Shmorton2 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @AKAWalker
      @AKAWalker 3 года назад

      Way too relatable.

  • @salazar7673
    @salazar7673 3 года назад +11

    “Hey I was absent yesterday could show me your notes”
    * the notes *

  • @carolinemurray7174
    @carolinemurray7174 5 лет назад +60

    lol just in time for my mid afternoon nap