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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @drew8256
    @drew8256 4 года назад +3573

    When your family tree is a telephone pole, you got problems.

  • @spraypain_t4369
    @spraypain_t4369 5 лет назад +7326

    Imagine going down in history as a "genetic catastrophe"

    • @wendigo3140
      @wendigo3140 5 лет назад +123

      💀💀💀💀

    • @victoriamarshall2212
      @victoriamarshall2212 5 лет назад +120

      CliffyMeyers some people would say at least they went down in history. For most of us gone equals forgotten🙃

    • @hata6290
      @hata6290 5 лет назад +17

      yeah its sad

    • @NOU-iw3gb
      @NOU-iw3gb 5 лет назад +12

      If that's you in that dp, then you don't really have to imagine.

    • @williamloewen2291
      @williamloewen2291 5 лет назад +9

      ...the day ain't over yet!!

  • @karllued
    @karllued 5 лет назад +9102

    So all the Smurfs are blue because there's only one Smurfette?

    • @ZerokillerOppel1
      @ZerokillerOppel1 5 лет назад +501

      Right...you caught on fast dude...lol...

    • @steventhedog94
      @steventhedog94 5 лет назад +311

      Smurfette is not a real Smurf

    • @ICXCTSARSLAVY
      @ICXCTSARSLAVY 5 лет назад +659

      Blondes have more fun. Actually, she's the village bicycle: everyone's had a ride.

    • @milehighsmokey3603
      @milehighsmokey3603 5 лет назад +23

      Bhahahaaa 😂

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 5 лет назад +269

      @@steventhedog94 She was an artificial creation by Gargamel(iirc), with black hair. However, she became a true smurf thanks to Grand'Smurf's (the old one in red clothes) magic.

  • @andinkify
    @andinkify 2 года назад +2597

    Interesting how constant inbreed can lead to impotence (in Charles II's case), it's like nature telling the family tree "look, this is as far as you can go"

    • @do3807
      @do3807 2 года назад +267

      End of the free trial.

    • @firstnamelastname-uw6vq
      @firstnamelastname-uw6vq 2 года назад +164

      Negative feedback loop basically.

    • @okaynevermind5130
      @okaynevermind5130 2 года назад +9

      @@firstnamelastname-uw6vq could you please explain ? In curious :O

    • @denverbrown8904
      @denverbrown8904 2 года назад +85

      @@okaynevermind5130 A feedback loop is a an input/output system in which the result/output is "fed back" as input. A negative feedback loop has a "negative" output which is fed back thereby reducing the input, this eventually results in the input being driven to zero. Contrast this with a "positive" feedback loop where the positive result/output drives the input towards infinity.

    • @alex_gal02
      @alex_gal02 2 года назад +55

      Literally the family tree was trying to stop them.

  • @ekss
    @ekss 3 года назад +5630

    The fact that "for a majority of human history that people in charge were also the most genetically inferior" seriously blows my mind

    • @davidripley2916
      @davidripley2916 3 года назад +336

      Not much has changed though. Unfortunately.☠

    • @cruisepaige
      @cruisepaige 3 года назад +172

      Just look at so many psycho world leaders

    • @kamelhaj6850
      @kamelhaj6850 3 года назад +23

      @mountaingoat1003 Reminds me of the show "Undercover Boss".

    • @entityoflunar
      @entityoflunar 3 года назад +96

      Jeff Bezos looks.."off" to me.

    • @prince-electorsnoo2540
      @prince-electorsnoo2540 3 года назад +7

      it aint true though

  • @frostyupnorth
    @frostyupnorth 5 лет назад +3405

    " If we get divorced does that mean we ain't brother and sister no more?"

    • @holly.eq78
      @holly.eq78 5 лет назад +21

      frostyupnorth 😂yea

    • @bandanaboii3136
      @bandanaboii3136 4 года назад +77

      So then it's not incest anymore

    • @ru406
      @ru406 4 года назад +5

      🤣🤣

    • @makyrgamyng9424
      @makyrgamyng9424 4 года назад +18

      Just divorce and then become remarried!
      Boom! It ain't incest no more!

    • @kennymacdonald8226
      @kennymacdonald8226 4 года назад +4

      Ask Ilhan Omar

  • @guychi-chifly950
    @guychi-chifly950 5 лет назад +865

    Thanx for the shout-out bro!

  • @tsgtammo1
    @tsgtammo1 2 года назад +583

    My mother’s family is from Hazard County KY. (She was born in 1940) She has told the story of being 10-12 years old and being in the General Store in Heinman, KY and one of the “Blue People” coming in to purchase supplies. My Grandmother told her not to stare, and as she recalled the man was a dusty light blue shade. She told that story for years and until the internet nobody really believed it.
    She is from a family of 9 children and she is the only one that ever saw one of the Blue People.

    • @bananatopper6598
      @bananatopper6598 2 года назад

      Your skin can turn blue from ingesting colloidal silver. Maybe those blue people were exposed or used it if they were sick? It’s got antibacterial properties.

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 2 года назад +5

      Silver poisoning?

    • @communications23
      @communications23 2 года назад +35

      @@electrictroy2010 Watch the video? Maybe?

    • @cadencouch6213
      @cadencouch6213 2 года назад +8

      There is no Hazard county in Kentucky. Hazard is a city in Perry county

    • @Steelrat1994
      @Steelrat1994 2 года назад +10

      I remember seeing a family of people with blue skin when I was very little, and I have no idea whether that was real.

  • @Drewster195
    @Drewster195 4 года назад +7023

    My parents are related, and there really is an unwarranted stigma attached to it. I mean Im perfectly healthy, I have all 12 fingers with the relevant webbing.

    • @ImYourOverlord
      @ImYourOverlord 3 года назад +869

      Sure, but do you have the venomous spit?

    • @bigbean9480
      @bigbean9480 3 года назад +419

      I don’t know what to say to this-

    • @vinhphucnguyen4695
      @vinhphucnguyen4695 3 года назад +273

      Hol up with the fingers part

    • @danielhinton6954
      @danielhinton6954 3 года назад +78

      😂

    • @bensartakamcas1n126
      @bensartakamcas1n126 3 года назад +236

      Bruh sorry if this makes you uncomfortable but how does it feel if you gave yourself a handy?

  • @magpie.314
    @magpie.314 5 лет назад +2152

    "There were only so many royal families to go around"
    *banjo riff in harpsichord*
    "The Egyptian royal family was _super_ inbred"
    *banjo riff in sitar*

    • @JinxTheCat_plays
      @JinxTheCat_plays 5 лет назад +34

      B Martinez the banjo riff is from the film Deliverance 😂 it’s a film about inbreds in the south US. Watch the clip on RUclips when the kid starts playing the banjo it’s fucking funny the kid looks like his mother and father were brother and sister 😂

    • @peter_piper3004
      @peter_piper3004 5 лет назад +65

      Marie Antoinette queen of France was inbred she had a pouty lip.
      *banjo riff in violin*

    • @gracielacanales9548
      @gracielacanales9548 5 лет назад +2

      B Martinez 😂😂😂😂😂love itttttt

    • @pesobands649
      @pesobands649 5 лет назад +2

      U mad?

    • @livefortheweekends9923
      @livefortheweekends9923 4 года назад +4

      B Martinez Pakistani’s marry into cousins (arranges) their is a documentary on RUclips and talking about genetic defects that occur

  • @DasIllu
    @DasIllu 6 лет назад +3826

    It's called bloodline, not bloodcircle, for a reason!

  • @motionless_horizon
    @motionless_horizon Год назад +356

    My parents are related, and we only found out when I was 15 after me getting genetic testing for Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. I tested positive for a type that is extremely rare, there’s ~9 documented cases in the world. When we found this out, my parents got tested because the likelihood of unrelated people both being carriers of the mutation and having a kid who has it, is extremely low. Turns out my great grandfather had a mistress who he had five kids with. One being my dad’s mom, while my mom’s mom was from the marriage he originally had. Confusing I know. They never met, never even knew each other existed, but growing up in a small community it was bound that they would meet eventually. And now I’m here! I don’t blame my parents, they didn’t know. Nobody knew. We only found out about the infidelity after my parents got ancestry testing. It’s wild

    • @p1dru2art
      @p1dru2art Год назад +10

      Yeah but great grandfather I have to draw a picture but that still means that's still not so great good luck to you

    • @socketadict2714
      @socketadict2714 Месяц назад +3

      A wild case!

  • @lennie1512
    @lennie1512 5 лет назад +1479

    That banjo just kills me when accompanied with that awkward expression, I can’t 😂

    • @gordslater
      @gordslater 5 лет назад +15

      he got a real purty mouth ain't he? ruclips.net/video/lWqkVhlY-5A/видео.html

    • @mrupsingod
      @mrupsingod 5 лет назад +1

      @@gordslater god , it's time to break out the hoyt spider

    • @arihasy
      @arihasy 5 лет назад +7

      It's the best part of the video 😄

    • @fernandofigueroa2408
      @fernandofigueroa2408 5 лет назад +3

      “Squeal like apig,squeeeeal!!!”

    • @TumimuT
      @TumimuT 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Akira-nw4jl
    @Akira-nw4jl 5 лет назад +3319

    and yet we inbreed our dogs and other pets and wonder why they tend to die younger or are more physically delicate.

    • @Lucky_Chase
      @Lucky_Chase 5 лет назад +171

      Just say it: defective. 😂😂

    • @mothermayihavesomebleach2129
      @mothermayihavesomebleach2129 5 лет назад +10

      Akira: you’ll get a kick out of “double meryl dogs”

    • @CyanideOwl
      @CyanideOwl 5 лет назад +234

      And saddest shit is that people never believe that dogs can live longer than 8y in some cases.
      While the non bred dogs are very long lived for animal if this size i think.

    • @boyinblue.
      @boyinblue. 5 лет назад +33

      I tried so hard to explain this to people, but defective Great Dane dogs are better than you know a fucking dog.

    • @Lanceolson4586
      @Lanceolson4586 5 лет назад +77

      @Monserrat E try EVERY single dog with a pedigree

  • @HyenaPaint
    @HyenaPaint 3 года назад +1857

    I laughed way too hard at the banjo sound for Ancient Egypt. It’s like, that’s so removed from their culture- could you imagine going back in time and speaking to the Pharoh and going,
    “Oh man, eshhh, you guys are a little .... -Banjo sound- aren’t you?”
    And they’re just like ... what even is that?

    • @lynieshagaule6668
      @lynieshagaule6668 3 года назад +21

      There was a line across read more so I don’t think it wanted me to read more

    • @shrimpbisque
      @shrimpbisque 3 года назад +64

      Funny thing is, the banjo was originally from Africa. (Not that part of Africa, but still.)

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 года назад +1

      What about the Thai royals?

    • @fabulouschild2005
      @fabulouschild2005 3 года назад +7

      That made me laughed way harder than normal

    • @florenmage
      @florenmage 2 года назад +9

      Hmmmm ancient Egyptian banjoes...
      I think you mean the lyre.
      :P

  • @OfficialBritta
    @OfficialBritta 2 года назад +155

    I also turned into a blue person for a short time, although I have NO relation to the family of Blue People. Acute Methemoglobinemia (meaning not genetic) can also be caused by certain medications, such as local anesthetics. I found out the hard way that I am apparently very sensitive to these drugs and was treated with IV Methylene Blue as well. It happened over the course or an hour or two after a procedure I had & I started to turn blue and lose consciousness. It was extremely scary for both me and my parents. Once the toxicologist figured out what was wrong with me, they brought in all the medical students because it was such a rare thing to get to see in person. My blood was only carrying about 50% of the normal amount of oxygen. Methemoglobinemia basically makes your red blood cells less “sticky” so they’re not able to bind with and carry oxygen molecules as they normally would.
    The really interesting part that no one warned me about is that when you inject something dark blue into your veins, the first time you pee after that, it’s dark green! So I thought I was dying all over again. Funny now, not so funny back then! It took several days for that to work it’s way out of my system but the Methylene Blue literally saved my life and worked very quickly once they figured it out. That part took hours.

  • @tuhmater2985
    @tuhmater2985 4 года назад +2445

    When he said “both, my cousin was both the bride and groom,” did anybody else for some reason think his cousin was marrying themselves?

    • @marga8732
      @marga8732 4 года назад +65

      Dude…that’s *exactly* what I thought! Haha!! 😂😂😂

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac 3 года назад +86

      Selfcest bestcest?

    • @majestic-domination
      @majestic-domination 3 года назад +22

      @@Shenaldrac I knew all my long hours of waxing my carrot with my trusty right hand weren't a waste of time!

    • @it.snowig
      @it.snowig 3 года назад +7

      no

    • @David-Dash-IBA
      @David-Dash-IBA 3 года назад +8

      Cousin Narcissus

  • @albinhaformiga1070
    @albinhaformiga1070 3 года назад +3882

    That banjo sound effect is another level 😂

  • @roscojenkins7451
    @roscojenkins7451 4 года назад +1413

    Old friend of mine got married and had a son. A year later his mom married his wife's brother.... His son has an uncle grandpa

    • @Holzkissen.
      @Holzkissen. 4 года назад +76

      My nephew has a sister, both share the same bio dad but different mothers. So if like marry that girl (because I'm nor relate to her) I would be the uncle /brother in law of my nephew.
      Shit. I'm a sick weirdo

    • @MaleOrderBride
      @MaleOrderBride 3 года назад +16

      Where do you live? Ew...

    • @j.t.8344
      @j.t.8344 3 года назад +6

      Damn...

    • @Cut2Finish
      @Cut2Finish 3 года назад +23

      Sounds like an adventure time character

    • @lauratude5132
      @lauratude5132 3 года назад +95

      Not incest if I got it right, just weird at most

  • @laner.845
    @laner.845 2 года назад +69

    Also from a small town, about 1000 people. Took Tae-Kwon-Do the next town over, bigger, about 5k people. In middle school I had my first proper girlfriend, we were 12/13 age and in the same class at the studio. That summer, I went to a cousin's birthday party and she was there. It was her cousin too, and not from the other side of the family by marriage. Needless to say, we opted to just be friends after that. I never dated again until I went to college and could guarantee I wasn't related to her.

  • @whimsical_me5135
    @whimsical_me5135 3 года назад +913

    I belong to a large extended family and at one point my cousin asked me out. Now this guy was a sixth cousin, related by marriage, no shared dna whatsoever. But I still told him no bc I didn't want to be able to say that I'd met my husband at our family reunion lol.

    • @michaelmckesson6997
      @michaelmckesson6997 3 года назад +161

      You realize a 6th cousin is a very distant relative. That would be about the same amount of relation as any random person walking the street. You've probably talked to some stranger more closely related, and didn't even know it.

    • @IncogNidos
      @IncogNidos 3 года назад +36

      You used your sanity. Good job 👍

    • @IncogNidos
      @IncogNidos 3 года назад +16

      @@michaelmckesson6997 You realize that chance is very slim

    • @meawkitty1305
      @meawkitty1305 3 года назад +91

      @@IncogNidos I'm not sure you realize how distantly related 6th cousins are

    • @meawkitty1305
      @meawkitty1305 3 года назад +37

      Even if you did share DNA, it would only be about 0.01%

  • @maxwild1212
    @maxwild1212 4 года назад +2330

    I can't wait to show my grandson/half-brother/father-in-law this video.

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 4 года назад +210

      I would figure out on how your relative could be all those things, but i'm too tired to do that today

    • @BakedCallen
      @BakedCallen 4 года назад +81

      Now hang on a minute 😂

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 4 года назад +242

      Ok i think i figured it out:
      His grandson married his half-sister (which is already incest), and it makes him half-brother in-law of this guy, they have a kid and years later this guy marries the child (which is kinda weird based on the age difference), so his grandson becomes his father in-law

    • @nijin3ecbs563cn
      @nijin3ecbs563cn 4 года назад +23

      Dark

    • @rishabhsingh61
      @rishabhsingh61 4 года назад +67

      @@arthurthekyogre9155 😶😶😶😶😶 That's.... impressive.

  • @ManuelMartinez-dy7gv
    @ManuelMartinez-dy7gv 6 лет назад +1799

    I couldn't stop laughing for the better half of this. The country sound bits are killing me.

    • @charlieinfinite9434
      @charlieinfinite9434 6 лет назад +29

      You're far too easily amused... or stoned

    • @superlameusername362
      @superlameusername362 6 лет назад +29

      Ta Ta Ding ding ding ding... ding ding ding.

    • @ticklezcat5191
      @ticklezcat5191 6 лет назад +12

      It's part of "Banjo Dual".

    • @20TonChop
      @20TonChop 6 лет назад +12

      I would like to clarify that he is putting the banjo music in to reference the movie "Deliverance". He is not equating country music to inbreeding. So if you think that then you are mistaken. Don't be a bigot. I just picture you chewing on an eraser laughing like Chunk from the Goonies saying " HUHUHHUHUHUHHU Country music HUHUHUHUHU" like an idiot.

    • @astromec6303
      @astromec6303 6 лет назад +4

      IKR? Especially the part he goes: “After a while, u know. U could be banging ur cousin!”

  • @cooperwesley1536
    @cooperwesley1536 2 года назад +85

    Two additions:
    1) Hitler's childhood village was isolated and deeply inbred... which might explain A LOT about his subsequent life.
    2) The last Russian tsar's son had hemophilia, which came from generations of inbreeding with other European royals.

    • @Nickelbag610
      @Nickelbag610 2 года назад +19

      Hitler's mom and dad were Niece and uncle.

    • @mollytaylor2122
      @mollytaylor2122 Год назад

      Hemophilia is *not* related to inbreeding. It's a sex-linked trait, meaning men _cannot_ be carriers for the disease. Either they have hemophilia themselves, or its not in their genes at all. The last tsarevich, Alexei, inherited it _only_ from his mother.

    • @davidlloyd7597
      @davidlloyd7597 2 месяца назад +2

      It wasn't just his village. Hitler's family was very inbred as well. Hitler's mother called his father "uncle". Hitler himself had a relationship with his niece that had incestuous connotations.

  • @juliomeneses1793
    @juliomeneses1793 6 лет назад +489

    I was in Vienna.... and swear to god... every time I saw a Habsurg something I could hear the banjo bit in my mind... thank you very much.... you made my trip.

    • @medinalba
      @medinalba 6 лет назад +6

      IT WAS NOT ONLY AUSTRIA..(autro-hjungary empire... part of Germany and NEDERLANDS:... BELGIUM, HOLLAND AND LUXENBURG -BENELUX-- all of them did it.

    • @daniloodnedica6841
      @daniloodnedica6841 5 лет назад +3

      is not called blue blood for nothing , is a reasson for that . just investigate for your own the bloodcircles (it s not lines in "royal" fammiallys over europe and asia , its a circles).

    • @chykim1
      @chykim1 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mnxs
      @mnxs 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@daniloodnedica6841It's called "blue blood" (from French, "sacré bleu") because in very old times, the _only_ known blue pigment (to dye things) was *_*extremely*_* expensive, as it was extracted from this particular small sea snail that lives in the Mediterranean (the area near modern Israel, iirc); they had to dive after it, and only got tiny amounts from each. The only people who could even dream of affording it were royals. And so it became that the colour blue (in garments, etc.) was associated with royalty - the _royal bloodlines._ Hence, "blue blood." It has nothing to do with inbreeding or methemoglobinemia (blue skin). In fact, the association goes far further back; you also see that the Roman emperors liked to have their household and personal guards be clad in blue (or purple, which is ofc a mix).

    • @Horticarter41
      @Horticarter41 Месяц назад

      Omg, I lived in Germany and had the same reaction, breaking into fits of giggles that perplexed many a member of the small village we lived in. I think they really must have thought to themselves, "man those Americans are WEIRD."

  • @cherrymelonlps
    @cherrymelonlps 4 года назад +1637

    sweet home alabama?
    no.
    *_SWEET HOME ANCIENT EGYPT_*

    • @alexandriaisokay964
      @alexandriaisokay964 4 года назад +28

      The ptolomies lol

    • @ysgramorssoupspoon
      @ysgramorssoupspoon 4 года назад +2

      god right

    • @reiakari
      @reiakari 4 года назад +21

      Three of Rameses the Great's Six Royal Wives were his daughters. I wasn't that surprised at all the brothers sister marriages (thanks for the spoilers Ptolemies), but wow the father daughter marriages during the early and middle kingdoms... some things I wish I could unlearn. 😨

    • @jacquese.f.m.paganel1530
      @jacquese.f.m.paganel1530 4 года назад +16

      *SWEET HOME HABSBURGS' POSSESSIONS*

    • @sachemofboston3649
      @sachemofboston3649 3 года назад +3

      Sweet home Pakistan

  • @Sleepy.Time.
    @Sleepy.Time. 6 лет назад +4899

    incest a fun game the whole family can play

    • @michaelwachowski6998
      @michaelwachowski6998 6 лет назад +87

      Booooo lmao

    • @interwebfiend
      @interwebfiend 6 лет назад +55

      Cornhole comes to mind

    • @MCsCreations
      @MCsCreations 6 лет назад +29

      😲😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rea8585
      @rea8585 6 лет назад +36

      EW!!!

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ 6 лет назад +253

      Sister says to brother; "you're better in bed than father" to which brother replies; "that's what mom says too".

  • @harvbegal6868
    @harvbegal6868 3 года назад +49

    "The grocery store."
    Yep, my home town too. Only one paved road that went into and out of town. Before asking someone out we had to ask what the names of their great grand parents are. I'm not joking.

  • @istvankovasznai
    @istvankovasznai 6 лет назад +1441

    10:24 - Impotence: nature's way of saying "Enough is enough!"

    • @trblessed1020
      @trblessed1020 6 лет назад +21

      👏🏽👏🏽

    • @yake222
      @yake222 6 лет назад +77

      Nature: It's time to stop!

    • @ChadDidNothingWrong
      @ChadDidNothingWrong 6 лет назад +12

      Don't tell me what to do, Nature.

    • @arcs3361
      @arcs3361 6 лет назад +4

      Define : "nature", is this the god worshipped by pantheists/pagans???
      Did you get a recording of it speaking to you?
      Have you actually proved via the scientific method that "incest" is actually what caused the sterility and NOT some other of the bajillion potential variables one is affected by in ones lifetime?
      😎

    • @istvankovasznai
      @istvankovasznai 6 лет назад +24

      @@arcs3361 yes.

  • @terrythompson9091
    @terrythompson9091 4 года назад +403

    When your Father's Day cards reads ...."Happy fathers day uncle paw-paw".

    • @mechanoid5739
      @mechanoid5739 4 года назад +16

      Or, 'Happy 21st birthday Grandmammy!'

    • @ltwig476
      @ltwig476 4 года назад +2

      Well that is common today do to the heroine and opioid pandemics. Someone has to raise the children. Poor rule Midwest it is likely around 70%.

    • @rodgow7035
      @rodgow7035 4 года назад +5

      LMAO

    • @confusedcheesestick2742
      @confusedcheesestick2742 3 года назад +2

      @@mechanoid5739 Oh my- LOL

    • @bnashtay2278
      @bnashtay2278 3 года назад +2

      @@mechanoid5739 LOL

  • @LoveChester4Ever
    @LoveChester4Ever 3 года назад +2268

    The reason that people traditionally stick their pinky out when they're drinking tea is because the inbreeding of royalty caused them to have pinkies that were noticeably shorter than others.
    So people started sticking their pinkies out to show everyone that they were of royal descent.

    • @jondenmark322
      @jondenmark322 3 года назад +39

      Is this true ,,??*

    • @LoveChester4Ever
      @LoveChester4Ever 3 года назад +362

      @@jondenmark322 Yeah. I like to collect useless pieces of information. Like why people call 'shotgun' when claiming the passenger seat of a vehicle.

    • @jondenmark322
      @jondenmark322 3 года назад +242

      O i think i know thats from the stagecoach days the pillion passanger protected with a shotgun

    • @LoveChester4Ever
      @LoveChester4Ever 3 года назад +125

      @@jondenmark322 You are 100% correct.

    • @katybug6572
      @katybug6572 3 года назад +12

      WTF?!?! Ughhhhhh yuck! 🤢

  • @BrottenGuy
    @BrottenGuy 2 года назад +55

    We had a family JUST like that, at the grocery store I worked at. They went to our high school, & lower.
    And they are VERY nice people. But, it seemed as if both parents had some mental deficiencies, that also caused some physical deformities.
    I mean all of this, with the utmost respect. Because they are VERY sweet people, who just got a bad shake or dealt a rough hand.
    The daughter is my age, & I am friends with her on FB. She couldn’t BE a nicer person, & you KNOW she heard hell her whole life. Her younger brother was the worst, & ever could speak…he could only grunt & moan. I always felt so bad for them. They had to walk everywhere, & had no car. So, they had to walk blocks to the grocery store, which the son also had a waking issue. Then, shop, & then walk home. I always wanted to give them a ride home, when working there in high school. But, I couldn’t leave my job, to do it.
    So, I have a similar experience, in my life. This was the late-90s, when I was a Junior & Senior, in HS. We just…we didn’t make fun of them, or crack on them, even behind their backs. People still hear those things, at some point. But, also treated them like human beings, with the respect deserved for being such. I was bullied, too. So, I can understand that side. I can’t imagine what they went through, in a cruel world of the late-90s.
    Anyway….just had to share that. Lol!

    • @lilithjesus7718
      @lilithjesus7718 Год назад +5

      fucking metal ❤️‍🔥 . I couldn't agree more with this approach. it's amazing what people bully and judge just because they are different or because they want to be seen as funny and cool (as if bullying others is funny OR cool... )... or because they get bullied by their parents at home and finding someone else to bully gives them a sliver of relief from feeling like scum.... I enjoy standing up for others too...

    • @BrottenGuy
      @BrottenGuy Год назад

      @@lilithjesus7718 Man! Right back at ya! Fucking Metal! (I’m also a big metal-head. My profile pic here is actually an artwork of my own, from my college days. I’m a Graphic Designer, by trade. Anyway…just wanted to add our commonality there, as well! Lol!)
      Thank you very much, for your kind words. I do greatly appreciate it! I mean that honestly & genuinely. I tell people all the time that MetalHeads are actually some of the nicest, most respectful, & most caring, big-hearted people you will ever meet! As much as I ‘despise’ Hippies, I do call us “Metal Hippes”; only so those who are NOT like me or us can get a better understanding, of who we are as a whole or as a group & culture. What many of them don’t understand is …yeah, we may beat the shit out of each other in a Mosh Pit. But, it’s not malicious whatsoever. It’s just getting out pent-up aggression & anger. AFTERWARDs, when the song is over, we all shake hands & hug, & tell each other “Good work! Much respect, brother/sister! I hope all is well, with you!” Seriously. Yeah, you have your bad apples. But, we also take care of it in our own way, & get them the fuck out of there! Lol! Anyway….just wanted to add that in there. My apologies it has made this a tad lengthy! I hope I’m not _too_ long-winded, & you are able to complete this Reply Comment…because I truly appreciate & respect the words you gave to me there. Honestly!
      I respect that SO much. Ya see, I am going back to school to get my Masters in Psychology (I’m currently 41-years old, & have been a professional Graphic Designer ever since I graduated with my FIRST Bachelors Degree, in Fine Arts with an Emphasis/Focus on Graphic Design (that’s the official title, of my degree. Lol!) I want to help people! I wasn’t just bullied, I have Bipolar Disorder AND (get this) I was originally diagnosed with Generalized Anxiety Disorder, at the same time (when I was 25-years old).
      However, just recently that changed. More & more things began coming out of me, & it was changed to “Childhood PTSD Caused by Mental, Emotional, and Religious &/or Spiritual Child Abuse).
      So, what you said about bullies being bullied at HOME…? Yup! I was bullied both places. But, you’re absolutely RIGHT. And I have preached this to others, for YEARS. In fact, I JUST told my new counselor at the clinic I am currently attending (and about to ween off the medications, & get my life back ENTIRELY from my life of addiction! I’m so excited!)…I told him that I’ve ALWAYS made sure people know to NOT forget about the bully themselves or to throw them away. Don’t just automatically persecute & ridicule the bully. Especially if they are a kid or young themselves…which includes High School & even College-aged kids.
      I make sure people understand it’s a Mental Health thing, & that a good deal (if not overwhelming MAJORITY) of school bullies are ALSO bullied THEMSELVES, and done so at HOME by their own parent(s)!
      So, I am SO happy to see someone ELSE has this exact same concept & idea, as me. It sound like you & I are VERY like-minded, in a lot of ways.
      I LOVE it!!!!!!
      When I was a Junior in High School, I finally caught-up in physical size, with everyone else. Lol! It was baaaaaad news, for all the bullies, at THAT point. Lol! YEARS (my entire life) of being bullied at home AND at school made me physically AND mentally tough. The bullies didn’t know what HIT them, when I began fighting back.
      THEN…me & a couple/few other guys started taking up for others bullied…ESPECIALLY those in the “Learning Deficient” students/kids. We’d grab the bully and PUBLICLY bitch slap them across the face…not to physically hurt them. It did hurt. But, it’s not like it was the WORST pain. We wanted to humble them, & humiliate them in front of ppl so they knew what it felt like.
      Now…at THAT time (1997-2000), I DIDN’T have the mindset of “help the bully, TOO”. We weren’t as far along in Psychology & Mental Health, at that time; nor was I myself.
      But, still…MOST of the “bullies” we took down were ones we KNOW weren’t bullied at home. A lot of them were the arrogant & narcissistic rich kids.
      My wife was a bully back then, in fact. Why?
      Well, her step-dad (who is her Dad really. He’s been there for her & raised her since she 3-years old…*40* years ago! Lol!) was an alcoholic & she watched him physically BEAT her mother growing up. So, yeah. It effected her. NOW..? Completely different story, & I had already moved on my personal therapy. So, I was able to help HET. She’d never had that before.
      Anyway…I’ve rambled enough. I’m sorry, for that. I do truly hope you’ve been able to make it through all, of this. If so, I greatly appreciate that & you’re a TROOPER! Thank you!
      And if NOT - if you DIDN’T make it all the way through - that’s okay, too. I completely understand.
      I’m currently unmedicated due to us losing our jobs last November, losing health insurance, & no longer Abel to afford the treatment & meds right now.
      So, the “Racing Thoughts” side effect or symptom of Bipolar Disorder causes me to be a bit wordy, & kinda jump around. So, I hope I have not done that TOO much, & this is still coherently written. Lol!
      Really I just wanted to say it is AWESOME, to see ppl have the same type of mindset as my wife & I. And not just mindset, but LITERALLY having the exact same ‘idea(s)’ or ‘thoughts’ (referring to the bully being bullied at home part), because it’s NOT something everyone knows or realizes. In FACT, I’ve NEVER had a SINGLE person tell me that same thing, like you just did. So, I absolutely LOVE it, to FINALLY see someone else who not knit GETS it, but is on the frontlines with me on this & all on their own. I didn’t HAVE to ‘teach’ then or help them come to this realization, for te very FIRST time. You ALREADY did it! And I just…I just can’t put Into words &/or tell you just how AWESOME that is, & how HAPPY that makes me. It’s 7:50 am my time right now, & you’ve already made my day!
      Thank you!!! (And my deepest apologies, again; for this being so lengthy. I do get made fun of and bullied a LOT, for that…and do so to this very DAY! People all the TIME making fun of me on my personal FB & in-person. It hurts…but…yeah. I can’t help it. My brain just operates a bit differently than most people’s, so I also have a slightly ‘different’ way of speaking & communicating. I TRY to change it, but I can’t. I’ve failed, at every attempt. Even when I THINK I’m getting somewhere, NOPE! BOOM! I’m hit with it again. So, yeah. I’ll stop now. I’m sorry )

    • @failurenotsorry6600
      @failurenotsorry6600 11 месяцев назад +3

      man, i hope they lived decent lives

  • @PiousMoltar
    @PiousMoltar 6 лет назад +355

    It would have been so good if you'd had an orchestral version of that hillbilly jingle for when you were talking about European royalty, and an Egyptian sounding version when talking about the Pharaohs.

    • @vestden6096
      @vestden6096 6 лет назад +9

      It's also interesting to see that quite a few of the better known pharaohs were actually the children of secondary wives like Thutmosis III for example...

    • @alexcavazos3341
      @alexcavazos3341 6 лет назад

      @@vestden6096 not as inbred as others good

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 6 лет назад +1

      Dueling banjos is actually a great song.

    • @love1godyah556
      @love1godyah556 6 лет назад +2

      + dude, I can tell you were smoking some good shyte to come up with that analogy for the music. How about, a hillbilly whistle whenever he starts and pauses between intro. Inbreed with blue eyes, blond hair. Peggy Sue's, Barbara Ann's, and Betty Jean's of the upper USA. Plus, Those hills have three eyes...a pair of dungerees, and a corn cob pipe to smoke your good weed in.. ha ha ha! Gotcha huh?

    • @allisonalexander3569
      @allisonalexander3569 5 лет назад

      European royalty are not related to "hillbillies". The term hillbilly is for the men who fought with King William 111, King Billy at the Battle Of The Boyne.

  • @nautifella
    @nautifella 5 лет назад +725

    I knew a guy in the Navy that lost his security clearance because "his family tree lacked the proper number of branches".

    • @Janellabelle
      @Janellabelle 5 лет назад +50

      Lol why would that make him lose security clearance? Or is that just a joke that said about him because he was stupid or something?

    • @theawkwardskeleton6608
      @theawkwardskeleton6608 5 лет назад +78

      Lady Janell of Lakeland yes, it’s a joke to imply he did something so idiotic the only explanation had to be inbreeding

    • @comicalcatastrophe1865
      @comicalcatastrophe1865 5 лет назад +33

      That's called a family stump

    • @jaymeVos
      @jaymeVos 5 лет назад

      @@willwinn8559 You are obviously racist. Especially since you mostly just post stuff hating on Muslims!

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 5 лет назад +11

      I don't know why, but that somehow sounds similar to "He was a couple cans shy of a six-pack."

  • @FLS96
    @FLS96 3 года назад +307

    The banjo cracked me up. I already forgot the title, and was waiting for the reason why they had droopy eyes, until "di di din din din".

  • @coooozy
    @coooozy 2 года назад +118

    Its so interesting to hear about the inbreeding in the Habsburg dynasty as an austrian. I learned the history of the habsburgs petty precisely, learned all about the spanish habsburgs and know all those people you mentioned. But not a SINGLE time have I heard about all the priblems before. I guess austrians just want to make their history better but it really blew my mind i didnt learn about any of this.

  • @EL-ISS
    @EL-ISS 4 года назад +982

    "[...] Claiming that he didn't have a drop of blood in his body, his head was full of water, and his testicles were black."
    Man, old time roasts were vicious 😭😂.

    • @panicontheargo7034
      @panicontheargo7034 4 года назад +70

      We need to bring back roasting but like in old-timey language

    • @fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786
      @fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786 4 года назад +28

      BlockedUser doest, thou, thus a goode worke.

    • @alexchavez3244
      @alexchavez3244 4 года назад +9

      The wet whispering eye loves to see and ponder thy bulge of a man in its present.

    • @MattJDylan
      @MattJDylan 4 года назад +17

      Yup, vicious roasts indeed: just ask Joenne of Arc...

    • @corninyourpoop
      @corninyourpoop 4 года назад +19

      Hilarious lol but I want to say I read his autopsy was done over a decade after his death! So no wonder they said that but goddamn is that vicious lol

  • @sylendraws1249
    @sylendraws1249 6 лет назад +1884

    The blue people could have created an entire new race of human!

    • @turkialashiekh
      @turkialashiekh 6 лет назад +48

      Yasssssssss

    • @m3rcurialis
      @m3rcurialis 6 лет назад +25

      @@turkialashiekh *yessssssssss

    • @turkialashiekh
      @turkialashiekh 6 лет назад +155

      @@m3rcurialis no i meant what i said

    • @Mia-ln1zs
      @Mia-ln1zs 6 лет назад +97

      Well, technically they did, to most classical race categorize. They were a "subspecies" of the "Caucasian race." Until assuming no more practice inbreeding they were "genocided" by breeding outside of their closed group.

    • @rockopaws1610
      @rockopaws1610 6 лет назад +91

      SylenDraws retarded avatars

  • @sfkarch
    @sfkarch 3 года назад +298

    I’ve seen a member of the Fugate family. He served in the US Military and was at a local restaurant on Veterans Day for several years. His skin was a definite blue, about the shade of the wall behind you, and his hair was snow white. He was a striking looking man for sure.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 года назад +75

      You deadass just saw a smurf

    • @sfkarch
      @sfkarch 3 года назад +18

      @@fart63 I sincerely hope that you’re a 12 year old boy because, if you’re an adult, you should be ashamed of yourself. He isn’t a smurf. He’s a man. A man who served his country with honor and who was probably given a lot of unnecessary grief by ignorant people like you throughout his life.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 года назад +49

      @@sfkarch oh my god imagine being so pissed at a damn joke

    • @sfkarch
      @sfkarch 3 года назад +12

      @@fart63clearly I am not convinced that you’re as funny as you think you are.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 года назад +34

      @@sfkarch Frankly I don’t care too much if you found it funny or not. It wasn’t meant to be the most hilarious thing on the planet. How long have you been using the internet that you lose your head at such an observational basic joke

  • @alonealien1474
    @alonealien1474 2 года назад +18

    I always remember that quotation by Durant and Durant which said that Charles II of Spain was, "...always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live." If he is not the poster child for the ills of incest, then I don't know who is!

  • @edbecka233
    @edbecka233 3 года назад +257

    As a teenager I got interested in learning about my large pool of relatives. I was initially shocked to learn there were multiple lines to a few of them. When I traced it all out, I was relieved to verify there were no incestuous relationships, just two separate families with interlaced connections. Because some of my goofy cousins had me wondering…

    • @Hussein_Al_Enezi-w4p
      @Hussein_Al_Enezi-w4p 2 года назад +3

      It’s kinda weird seeing all those comments cuz where i come from marriage between cousins is considered okay and even preferred in the countryside 😅

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 2 года назад

      FOLLOW THE SCIENCE. It shows the mating between 3rd cousins is the most productive. It produces more babies that reach adulthood than any other coupling
      .

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots 2 года назад +10

      @@electrictroy2010 technically yes. Make sure enough DNA to ensure no genetic incompatibility, while not sharing so much that it causes negative recessive traits to express themselves, but I would also argue that this isn't particularly relevant.
      In a world with modern medicine and the increasing ability to analyze and manipulate genomes, this kind of planning just simply isn't required.
      They're also probably isn't as much of a stigma around 3rd and 4th cousins, because a lot of people don't even know their third and fourth cousins due to being so far removed. The stigma is mostly around sibling, parent, and first and second cousin marriages.
      I'm also very concerned why you seem so defensive of inbreeding, even if you're a specific scenario isn't that bad. Like, you posted this exact comment dozens of times on a years old video.

    • @haphuongnguyen3358
      @haphuongnguyen3358 2 года назад

      @@pennyforyourthots i kinda suspect this person is a little *banjo sound* themself...

  • @almightysosa3007
    @almightysosa3007 5 лет назад +461

    I love how the word inbred can be played with a musical note.

    • @bluetaigax1747
      @bluetaigax1747 5 лет назад +31

      And to mention from a banjo

    • @bluetaigax1747
      @bluetaigax1747 5 лет назад

      @@willwinn8559 (jesus christ, the use of emojis. cringe.) just a flute from india would do

    • @handsomejack5787
      @handsomejack5787 5 лет назад +7

      That fuckin' banjo creased me up the more i heard it

    • @liliannamathers3428
      @liliannamathers3428 5 лет назад

      There is a town outside of Oklahoma City that's allegedly full of inbred people. I'm very scared to look into it, and you're a very nice person to not want to re-enact Flowers In The Attic. I want that memory scrubbed from my brain.

    • @suelawson7273
      @suelawson7273 5 лет назад

      @@liliannamathers3428 those books are weird 😣

  • @Max_Flashheart
    @Max_Flashheart 6 лет назад +836

    Put your six finger webbed hands in the air like you just don't care!

  • @Charharr
    @Charharr 2 года назад +23

    Joe, you can't tell me 'if you REALLY need to know more...' and not realise that it could sent me down an unpleasant rabbit hole about the "Colts" that I couldn't end until I'd found out the real names (of the adults) and saw what some of the family members were like. It left me with the awful feeling that only the youngest victims likely have a chance to break free; the older ones (who are also unfortunately perpetrators of abuse towards younger relatives themselves) seem so enmeshed with the family, what they've always known, and the 'us against them' etc., in addition to the very apparent cognitive delays caused by consanguinity, abuse and neglect.

  • @sirierieott5882
    @sirierieott5882 6 лет назад +3396

    Your presentation style had great ‘deliverance’...

  • @maikatase
    @maikatase 6 лет назад +284

    Blue skin is nothing to be ashamed of. Tobias Funke is perfectly normal.

    • @arsarma1808
      @arsarma1808 5 лет назад +11

      maikatase Narrator: “He wasn’t.”

    • @memeyloaf7999
      @memeyloaf7999 5 лет назад +9

      “I just blued myself”

    • @TheOnlySamyy
      @TheOnlySamyy 5 лет назад +2

      back in the days, if you werent white, you'll get shamed on

    • @tobiasfunke6284
      @tobiasfunke6284 5 лет назад +1

      I am normal

    • @memeyloaf7999
      @memeyloaf7999 5 лет назад +1

      Tobias Fünke I beg to differ

  • @mikerryan85
    @mikerryan85 4 года назад +701

    Next time I hear “Walk Like an Egyptian”, I’m going to picture a derpy Tut waddling around like a penguin.

  • @Dylanschillin
    @Dylanschillin 2 года назад +15

    teacher "draw your family tree"
    Habsburg's "⭕️"

    • @GreatestRiceMuncher
      @GreatestRiceMuncher 2 месяца назад +2

      Teacher: erm.. that's a wreath not a tree
      Habsburg: You don't understand.

  • @gedalyahreback2133
    @gedalyahreback2133 4 года назад +244

    I will never get over the banjo overture every two minutes in this video

    • @DeAngelo77
      @DeAngelo77 3 года назад

      You need a better sense of humor. It’s funny the first 20 times but after a while, it feels like the autistic kid at school trying too hard to be funny.

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen 3 года назад +7

      @@DeAngelo77 I'm Autistic, so get out of my tomb

    • @CorvusCorax.
      @CorvusCorax. 3 года назад

      same omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @vegasspaceprogram6623
      @vegasspaceprogram6623 3 года назад +1

      @@DeAngelo77 I'm also autistic...and think it's funny...

  • @MeaningMatters355
    @MeaningMatters355 5 лет назад +283

    The only thing he ever said to me was, "Copenhagen" XD

    • @Wot50202
      @Wot50202 4 года назад +4

      Tbh my nearby gas station probably knows me by that word alone as well

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran 3 года назад +2

      It took me a really long time to realize that he was referring to the Copenhagen tobacco brand.

  • @beback_
    @beback_ 6 лет назад +147

    3:53 It’s also said that she had a blue house, with a blue little window, and a blue Corvette, and everything was blue for her. And herself, and everybody around ‘cause she ain't got nobody to listen.

  • @tire26
    @tire26 2 года назад +14

    Yeah that was one of the bigger surprises I had during an undergrad anthropology course. Most societies up until the past 100-200 years would mate with their first and second cousins. It kind of makes sense as it isn't your immediate family and if you're living in a relatively small village in, say, 500 BC Germania, it's distant enough to not be super weird but close enough to solidify your clan's strength.

  • @monkg3i
    @monkg3i 4 года назад +1217

    “Im blue dabadeedabadae”

  • @thebarky1988
    @thebarky1988 4 года назад +294

    I worked in a small town and someone said “ don’t ask too many questions because the gene pool is very shallow. It’s more common than I realized

    • @Andytlp
      @Andytlp 4 года назад +56

      note to self: avoid small towns.

    • @aquariusvibe7851
      @aquariusvibe7851 4 года назад +10

      I'm the captain now i live in a small town and we all just get with each others ex's.

    • @fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786
      @fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786 4 года назад +5

      thebarky1988 Kentucky or Alabama??

    • @nestorpizzichini3016
      @nestorpizzichini3016 4 года назад +6

      i live in a really small town.
      sAVE MEE-

    • @yani4349
      @yani4349 4 года назад +8

      I lived in a small town for 2 years. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, had dated each other at some point. 🥴

  • @AllIsWellaus
    @AllIsWellaus 5 лет назад +95

    I ended up laughing quietly everytime that the banjo kicked off. That was a new experience with you.

  • @victoriapruitt1209
    @victoriapruitt1209 2 года назад +4

    Interesting little factoid: The Delta32 gene if you have only one you'd get the Bubonic plague but heal & survive acquiring immunity, but people that had double Delta 32 can't get infected, they also can't get AIDS either (re AIDS not sure if it's single or requires having double Delta32 again). I wonder if it also applies to COVID?

  • @TP-tc7vp
    @TP-tc7vp 6 лет назад +1459

    *banjo intensifies*
    Paddle faster

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ 6 лет назад +25

      Too late!!! Squeel like a pig!

    • @TP-tc7vp
      @TP-tc7vp 6 лет назад +8

      @@alaric_ alright, fine, we did it! Me and the four other little piggies killed the big bad wolf!!!

    • @jes7574
      @jes7574 6 лет назад +21

      What makes me the most sad is how banjo is associated with it. I love banjo

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 6 лет назад +9

      @@veehope2702 You've made this unsubstantiated comment on a few threads - seems like you might have some issues.

    • @veehope2702
      @veehope2702 6 лет назад +6

      Yes I do have an issue with the damaged lives that are still being born into this world due to inbreeding. Unsubstantiated? I'm sure you know how to use a search engine ... Joe has turned off links on his channel, I already tried providing a few.

  • @DeePal072
    @DeePal072 6 лет назад +1329

    So Smurfs became blue because of inbreeding? Who could have guessed... 🤔

    • @3mar00ss6
      @3mar00ss6 6 лет назад +15

      LMAO 😂😂

    • @stephanesurprenant60
      @stephanesurprenant60 6 лет назад +59

      One Smurfette for an entire village... Fortunately, she wasn't really their sister. XD

    • @zappedguy1327
      @zappedguy1327 6 лет назад +1

      LOL!

    • @Metaljacket420
      @Metaljacket420 6 лет назад +14

      @@stephanesurprenant60 Yeah I was gonna say makes sense seeing as there's one female in the whole village.

    • @Anonarchist
      @Anonarchist 6 лет назад +19

      fact, smurfette was a magic real doll spy. the question you should be asking is how did papa smurf populate a whole village of men with no females?

  • @eternitysafro1083
    @eternitysafro1083 4 года назад +496

    That damn banjo everytime😂

    • @miou-miou-
      @miou-miou- 4 года назад +2

      i was hoping for the guitar reply of that banjo run each time they showed a cousin they married.

    • @nauticalstar8363
      @nauticalstar8363 4 года назад +1

      I chuckled like a middle school kid every time the banjo played.

  • @barbaramullins4233
    @barbaramullins4233 2 года назад +20

    Good information. My mother and her younger sister both had children by first cousins. Both are physically "normal" but both have psychological and emotional issues. The "family" to this day, refuse to accept knowledge of the close family ties. Remains a barrier to conversation to this day

    • @weiSane
      @weiSane 2 года назад +7

      It's your duty to break that cycle. Talk about it and how bad it is . Don't just stay silent

    • @stefffthis
      @stefffthis 2 года назад

      My half-aunt had a daughter with her half-brother. They supposedly didn't know that they were related at the time. Their daughter has some mental problems, but a lot of it might be a result of the way that she was raised.

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 2 года назад +1

      FOLLOW THE SCIENCE. It shows the mating between 3rd cousins is the most productive. It produces more babies that reach adulthood than any other coupling
      .

  • @ZealKingdom
    @ZealKingdom 6 лет назад +696

    What do these folks do to celebrate Halloween?
    Pump kin.

    • @DHMenke
      @DHMenke 6 лет назад +4

      Ha ha ha ha

    • @MaIContent
      @MaIContent 6 лет назад +13

      LMAO u are a twisted individual...

    • @ivanbuljanvanboelken4676
      @ivanbuljanvanboelken4676 6 лет назад +3

      AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😱😅😅😅😅😅

    • @JJs_playground
      @JJs_playground 6 лет назад +5

      Tortuga bro, you win RUclips comment of the month. Bhahaha..

    • @Eratiik
      @Eratiik 6 лет назад +2

      Oof.

  • @y.shaked5152
    @y.shaked5152 5 лет назад +459

    Joe: Isn't it amazing that for the majority of Human history the people who are in charge, the people who call the shots were the most genetically inferior people on the planet?
    Me: Kinda explains a lot, actually.

    • @christiansunga5579
      @christiansunga5579 5 лет назад +7

      Joe mama

    • @stephallan2543
      @stephallan2543 5 лет назад +8

      Y. Shaked Absolutely...I’ve noticed this as well. I’m an indigenous Native American Indian Woman and I am determined and significantly critical thinking individual so, I keep observing this historical fact. We are not known for this phenomenon however, we are aware of the Europeans are inclined to do so.

    • @y.shaked5152
      @y.shaked5152 5 лет назад +1

      @@stephallan2543 👍

    • @htoodoh5770
      @htoodoh5770 5 лет назад +1

      Uh, not true.

    • @S_Cooper0404
      @S_Cooper0404 5 лет назад +2

      @@stephallan2543 = Elizabeth Warren's secret RUclips name.

  • @humanemulator5297
    @humanemulator5297 4 года назад +641

    “What are you doing step-Pharaoh?”

  • @mariesabine2385
    @mariesabine2385 16 дней назад +1

    FYI: if there’s a very occasional cousin marriage in a family, you’ll be just fine. But when you have multiple relatives marrying each other over several generations? Problem.

  • @aprogamer8944
    @aprogamer8944 5 лет назад +202

    That banjo had me laughing so hard!!!

  • @WizzardJC
    @WizzardJC 5 лет назад +353

    Hapsburgs at a Family Reunion:
    Trogladan Turns his Pumpkin shaped head to Sister-Wife; "did you hear about Uncle-Cousins new neighbours?
    Deformarella, his Sister-Wife; tries to turn her non existent neck towards him; "No, what?"
    Trogladan; "well apparently, Grauntmother Quasimodina says they are *shudder* Outbred!!!
    "Yeth" lisps Great Brothuncle Igor, lurching towards the table on his club foot, slapping a servant out the way with his 9 fingered hand "thome people's breeding truly have not a thingle thandered, the bloody Thavegeth"!!

    • @lolwhat5993
      @lolwhat5993 5 лет назад +33

      Highly underrated comment

    • @drmike9
      @drmike9 5 лет назад +15

      I will follow you to the ends of the earth, meh lord.

    • @WolfCourtaud
      @WolfCourtaud 5 лет назад +6

      No man in that family was named Igor, you racist idiot. It's a Russian name.

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 5 лет назад +7

      I hate and love how vivid this is.

    • @michaelweems679
      @michaelweems679 4 года назад +2

      @@WolfCourtaud Really!? That's what you decided to call him on? For using the name Igor? I hope you are joking.

  • @memelordmarcus
    @memelordmarcus 5 лет назад +280

    Me: Grandma am I handsome
    Grandma: Like a prince!
    The prince:
    10:06

  • @Horticarter41
    @Horticarter41 Год назад +11

    This is one of my 3 absolute favorite episodes of Joe's. The other two are the Radioactive Boyscout, and the Victorian episodes which I count as one video...why? Because, that's why.

  • @Bassillixx
    @Bassillixx 5 лет назад +431

    Hillbilly Darth Vader : Luke . . . I am your FATHER . . . and Uncle.

    • @rocketboy1017
      @rocketboy1017 5 лет назад +10

      and grandpa

    • @gauchonic4220
      @gauchonic4220 5 лет назад +13

      Uncle Daddy!!!

    • @15-gurdjieff88
      @15-gurdjieff88 5 лет назад

      Robert Schmidt that’s not what he
      Said.

    • @sergeydc
      @sergeydc 5 лет назад +8

      Darth Vader never says “Luke, I am your father"
      at least not in this universe... (Mandela effect?)
      He actually says "No, I am your father"

    • @gracielacanales9548
      @gracielacanales9548 5 лет назад

      Robert Schmidt 😂😂😂😂

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck 3 года назад +2869

    You can do an entire video about Iceland with this haha 😂
    There are only 300,000 people there, and their number one dating app is an app called “Bump”, where two people “Bump” their phones together, and it gives you your family history to tell you whether or not you’re related lmao 😂
    - First cousins - HELL no
    - Second cousins - “We can never tell anyone about this”
    - Third cousins - “Well, it was a good night, but we probably shouldn’t do that again”
    - Fourth Cousins - “So, I’ll see you next week?”
    👍 😂

    • @katybug6572
      @katybug6572 3 года назад +89

      Lmao oh jeeeeeeezzzz... 😬

    • @tranzco1173
      @tranzco1173 3 года назад +384

      I grew up in an area of Pennsylvania where this is a real problem, but it's a dirty secret people don't really talk about. THAT is the problem. At least in Iceland they discuss it, so it can be addressed.
      There were two families in my town that were all inbred and all of them were in "special" classes. In fact, an insult was to call someone their last name, or a slur based on their name. The funny thing is they were an OLD OLD family, and owned a huge amount of land, even though none of them had educations of jobs. They wouldn't sell their land, so it was a super weird situation. They lived in poverty sitting on million dollars worth of land (today at least). Broken downs cars and appliances all over their yards, houses falling apart, and crazy hand me down clothing. Kinda sad.

    • @Vikanuck
      @Vikanuck 3 года назад +121

      @@katybug6572 Haha what can you do when you live in a country that has a population that is roughly 0.000000043% of Kim Kardashian’s Twitter followers?! 🤷🏻‍♂️😆
      If you find someone you love, you’re pretty much stickin with them for life, and there is practically no adultery in Iceland, because the only other people there are to cheat with are likely even closer relatives of who you’re with lmao 😂

    • @ImYourOverlord
      @ImYourOverlord 3 года назад +40

      Second cousin or more distant is Biblically acceptable, but socially creepy *LOL*

    • @ImYourOverlord
      @ImYourOverlord 3 года назад +1

      @@Lyle-xc9pg I don't think so.

  • @malicant123
    @malicant123 5 лет назад +290

    "He lives in the hills with his mother and his sister"
    "Are they are big as him?"
    "Who?"
    "His mother and his sister"
    "It's the same person..."

    • @lordnomoremandanimalspleas65
      @lordnomoremandanimalspleas65 5 лет назад +14

      Oh yeah, isn't that the guy who's his own grandpa 👴?

    • @CyanideOwl
      @CyanideOwl 5 лет назад +3

      That would mean his dad is his mother's partner. Oh sweet Alabama. That is crazy.

    • @TheOriginal_Alphasun
      @TheOriginal_Alphasun 5 лет назад +5

      Nice hot fuzz reference you got there.

    • @B-Man-69
      @B-Man-69 5 лет назад

      Bwahahaha

    • @mincos_outon
      @mincos_outon 5 лет назад

      @@lordnomoremandanimalspleas65 Fry from Futurama?

  • @Littleone124
    @Littleone124 3 года назад +10

    As a Nova Scotian, I was wondering if I'd see the Goler family mentioned. You did not disappoint!

  • @murdermitts8271
    @murdermitts8271 4 года назад +184

    Kinda related but not really:
    My AP Lit and Comp teacher referred to Oedipus and his Mom-Wife's children as his 'chiblings'

  • @DHMenke
    @DHMenke 6 лет назад +517

    One of our sons married his step-sister. No blood relation, but weird to us. Their 3 daughters are their own step-cousins.

    • @TheBest-sv2oj
      @TheBest-sv2oj 6 лет назад +148

      play the dueling banjos everytime you see them.😏

    • @peaceandlove544
      @peaceandlove544 6 лет назад +80

      Weirder if they grew up with each other since they were children

    • @NikkiMKarLen
      @NikkiMKarLen 6 лет назад +30

      That's gross.

    • @DHMenke
      @DHMenke 6 лет назад +30

      @The Saxon I mean that having our son marry his step sister is weird to US, to me and my wife. It may not be weird historically. Yes, first cousins marrying is common. Queen Victoria married her first cousin, Albert.

    • @DHMenke
      @DHMenke 6 лет назад +3

      @@TheBest-sv2oj Ha ha ha ha

  • @rustyshackelford6972
    @rustyshackelford6972 6 лет назад +229

    When your family tree is a broom stick...actual joke here...

  • @rammstein1337
    @rammstein1337 2 месяца назад +1

    12:39 i never noticed joe had a fight club soap bar thing

  • @Flyingsquirrel69420
    @Flyingsquirrel69420 6 лет назад +332

    this video made me roll my eyes.....on the back of my knees

    • @LaRedPDX
      @LaRedPDX 6 лет назад

      I rolled mine so hard, my retinas detached.
      🙄🔫

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 6 лет назад +4

      LoLoLoL
      So, do you think your parents are cousins?

    • @love1godyah556
      @love1godyah556 6 лет назад

      +la red..I forgot that my eyes were rolling ,when I farted and they got stuck half way round, now I see why my uncle told me to close them whenever he got on top of my sister first!!! Ouch.

    • @joecremer3633
      @joecremer3633 6 лет назад

      LOVE1GOD YAH Wow your username doesn’t go with that comment

    • @LaRedPDX
      @LaRedPDX 6 лет назад

      Lol

  • @jthesquid625yt2
    @jthesquid625yt2 6 лет назад +2360

    *S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A*

  • @Joshua-go6wv
    @Joshua-go6wv 6 лет назад +430

    **Lannisters have left the chat**

  • @jacobmiller8153
    @jacobmiller8153 2 года назад +2

    "If your family tree doesn't fork, you might be a redneck"
    Jeff Foxworthy

  • @SouthOfGate
    @SouthOfGate 3 года назад +196

    “He was impotent....thank God.” 👏🏽

  • @chich7089
    @chich7089 6 лет назад +439

    Well that raised a few eyebrows... behind the knees...

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 6 лет назад +25

      No no no. Eyebrows behind the knees is impossible. I have many friends with eyes on the back of their knees, and none of them have eyebrows there. 😋

    • @sheenabailey
      @sheenabailey 6 лет назад +1

      Chich lol

    • @chich7089
      @chich7089 6 лет назад

      @@blindleader42 you might have to look a little closer!!!

    • @chich7089
      @chich7089 6 лет назад

      @@sheenabailey I couldn't help myself lol...

    • @chykim1
      @chykim1 6 лет назад +1

      I did... Behind the knees😵😵

  • @Hamlet12341
    @Hamlet12341 6 лет назад +149

    When I was a teenager My family moved from California to a small town in Tennessee. It was a huge culture shock. I got a job working at one of the few restaurants in town. At some point in their lives everyone in town worked at this restaurant or at the grocery store next store. My boss’s daughter, aunt, son, brothers, husband, mother, and cousins all worked at the restaurant over the years and I worked with a lot of them. I was working with the boss’s daughter one day and asked why her uncle and mother had the same last name since my boss was married. Ok. So we will call the boss Amy. Amy married a guy named Bob. Bob’s Dad married Amy’s Mom. Their parents then had a couple kids together. So they all had the same last name. So my boss’s brother was also her brother in law, and her mother was also her mother in law. Her brothers were her kids double uncles because they were brothers to both the father and the mother. Her father was her father in law and her husband was also her brother...lol

    • @ArnabBasak89
      @ArnabBasak89 6 лет назад +16

      Just add a question at the end. It'll be GMAT aptitude question for blood relationship puzzle. Probably it'd be regarded as hardest question in history of exam. Now, yes..... lol...

    • @lvgeeco7121
      @lvgeeco7121 6 лет назад +15

      I’m not surprised he had to edit lol

    • @Hamlet12341
      @Hamlet12341 6 лет назад +3

      Lv Garcia meaning?

    • @veronimacaroni1382
      @veronimacaroni1382 6 лет назад +17

      reminds me of when my dad was trying to date my long term boyfriend's mom. I was not gonna have it, it's been a couple years but I'm still mad at him for not having appropriate boundaries. Luckily my boyfriends mom said she'd never do that to us thank god. It just seems messed up and invasive to my personal life.

    • @karenbarros7012
      @karenbarros7012 6 лет назад +2

      Wait. What?

  • @stevenzheng5459
    @stevenzheng5459 5 лет назад +124

    The Ancient Egyptians had many dynasties. Incest occurred in pretty much all of them, but it was not one continuous line.

    • @stevenzheng5459
      @stevenzheng5459 5 лет назад +16

      @Tim TheAutist The Ptolemies did practice incest. Cleopatra's parents were siblings.

    • @stevenzheng5459
      @stevenzheng5459 5 лет назад

      @Tim TheAutist Ah

    • @WrestleShadeTNS
      @WrestleShadeTNS 5 лет назад

      Pre-dynasty Egypt..... ancient Egypt ??? No .... and the cleo story’s aren’t all true .

  • @CJDavis-ij4df
    @CJDavis-ij4df 3 года назад +134

    Just discovered Joe an hour ago on my day off. So, now I have actual plans today and i don't even have to get out of bed. Thanks Joe!!

  • @xxmountaindewxx7893
    @xxmountaindewxx7893 5 лет назад +231

    I'm from Austria
    I saw inbreeding and knew: The Habsburgers will be featured

    • @liliannamathers3428
      @liliannamathers3428 5 лет назад +19

      I think Queen Elizabeth II let Commoners marry into that family because they really needed to shore up that situation. Queen Victoria & her first cousin get married, she had a million kids and blamed them for "looking like frogs" not French people , literal frogs. Lol

  • @markrozzay7055
    @markrozzay7055 2 месяца назад

    You describing some the deformaties with straight face is a talent man. I know i shouldn't be laughing but the way you were able to describe Good old little Charles i just couldn't hold it in anymore...😆😅😅😅

  • @imnobody1906
    @imnobody1906 5 лет назад +294

    I know I shouldn’t laugh but I couldn’t help it.
    “And he was impotent, thank god”

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 5 лет назад +18

      Anime Games Wrastling in all seriousness tho, that was literally the best thing that could have ever possibly happened. The more inbred and physiologically deformed the new rulers became, the more stupid wars and avoidable plagues/disasters would have come to place.
      Eventually, I’m sure that one royal family would have become so inbred (father-daughter, brother-sister, etc.) that all their attempts at creating an heir to the throne would be at 100% stillborn rate, but they wouldn’t understand it, so they’d keep on fucking their children and siblings because it was literally the only thing they were ever born to do.

    • @Wysiwyg43
      @Wysiwyg43 5 лет назад +1

      @I'm nobody ::: I laughed longer than I should have at that! Charles' sister, who was spared the genetic deformities, went on to marry an uncle and died in childbirth.

    • @gracielacanales9548
      @gracielacanales9548 5 лет назад

      I’m nobody same here 😂😂😂😂

    • @kenzieuchiha1191
      @kenzieuchiha1191 5 лет назад +4

      @@Wysiwyg43 Yep Margarita Teresa was about as normal as you can get coming from a uncle-niece marriage.
      Not to say she was completely spared, she was rather small and was sickly. And blamed Jews for the early demises of her children (definitely didn't have anything to do with her marrying her own uncle, like mother like daughter).

  • @GL00MYALPACA
    @GL00MYALPACA 5 лет назад +247

    Idk why they would isolate the blue people, you telling me you wouldn’t sleep with a blue chick?
    Also imagine if those genetics became more widespread and blue people were normal?
    Crazy.

    • @leirbag1595
      @leirbag1595 5 лет назад +55

      Given different circumstances, a primitive group of blue people could have spread and have given birth to a whole new "race" of humans (akin to middle-eastern, caucasian and black people).
      If I ever get a time machine, screw killing Hitler. I'm taking these blue fellows and I make blue skin mainstream.

    • @TheHellogs4444
      @TheHellogs4444 5 лет назад +15

      @W Gaston Our definitions of race are pretty broken, including the one propagated by US job forms. It just doesn't exist that way genetically. Everybody's mixed, and you could have white looking people having more in common with the "black" cluster of genomes.

    • @TheHellogs4444
      @TheHellogs4444 5 лет назад +2

      @W Gaston there's no white and no black and no mixed. America isn't a microcosm of the world, and neither is the bible

    • @jeffvader811
      @jeffvader811 5 лет назад +6

      @W Gaston
      That all sounds like oogabooga to me. There are far more than just 3 races, if you use the scientifically accurate definition of race: a population within a species that is distinct in some way. For example, the Ainu people (the original Japanese natives) look far more western than modern Japanese people (see here: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Hokkaido_Ainu.jpg/220px-Hokkaido_Ainu.jpg) but actually have some genetically unique features that makes them inherently different to any other race. Same with the Inuit people, the native Americans etc. It's not like mixing paint, genetics are a lot more complicated than that.
      Additionally, you seem to be making up things that happened in the Bible, which is something I've never seen before.
      *"it is most probable that He also created Nordic Whites and Blacks then as well, also to coincide with the three sons of Noah, and to aid in their directional dispersing as they migrated far and wide."*
      Where's your evidence for that? That is pure speculation.
      Regardless, appealing to the Bible as an accurate Anthropological source is outrageous, the Bible is a collection of symbolic tales and fables that give some people a way of life, it's not a complete biological history of the human race. No more than Greek mythology is an accurate description of where the constellations came from.

    • @ponticat7283
      @ponticat7283 5 лет назад +2

      Ok but the whole point here is that the blue skin was a recessive trait. If they had intermingled it would only go on for a few more generations before dying out.

  • @quinnmuller8233
    @quinnmuller8233 6 лет назад +146

    My Dad grew up in rural New Jersey and rode his dirt bike in the hills a lot. The town he had to ride through to get home was called Shaugerville. The people were super aggressive to outsiders and if you attempted to ride your bike through the town (you had to turn it off and walk it through) they would shoot you with shotgun shells filled with rock salt. Then you had to take a bath until the salt dissolved. But they were super inbred and were known as the "Jackson Whites." He told me they all had clear hair cleft lips. My grandmother who was a nurse went up there fore the county to give them checkups. She said they all had odd deformities.

    • @ROTAXD
      @ROTAXD 6 лет назад +8

      Quinn Muller dude, jackson whites is nothing but a legend. A story told around campfires to frighten kids into not wandering off.

    • @quinnmuller8233
      @quinnmuller8233 6 лет назад +23

      @@ROTAXD nope, they are real.

    • @billywilly3459
      @billywilly3459 6 лет назад +3

      That’s creepy asf

    • @AlasEtéreas
      @AlasEtéreas 6 лет назад

      Sounds like targaryens

    • @gabrielonibudo5710
      @gabrielonibudo5710 6 лет назад +3

      Quinn Muller r/ wooosh

  • @thomasdickson35
    @thomasdickson35 11 месяцев назад +1

    "The family that lays together, stays together." That's how it goes isn't it? 😂

  • @amyoppenheim2711
    @amyoppenheim2711 3 года назад +232

    My Dad was able to go into Allentown because he was the funeral director. My mom helped woman give birth. I went to school with the Allens. Thank God for schooling so many could have meals more often.

    • @winterweib
      @winterweib 3 года назад +7

      I've only heard about because of that poor woman and the poor three little girls, found murdered thrown into the Allen town woods to rot and get lost from history

  • @TheFrog767
    @TheFrog767 5 лет назад +364

    Zuckerberg looks like Charles the 2nd .

    • @alyssalidman5123
      @alyssalidman5123 5 лет назад +19

      That is funny and I feel terrible for laughing.

    • @VladislavDrac
      @VladislavDrac 5 лет назад +5

      @@alyssalidman5123 do not be. Zuckerberg's okay with it 😂

    • @jasonshirrillmusic
      @jasonshirrillmusic 5 лет назад +7

      too true OMG! that explains why he's such a douse bag.

    • @codename495
      @codename495 5 лет назад +3

      His only saving grace is he doesn’t have the hapsburg underbite

    • @lifesucksnoliterallylol4707
      @lifesucksnoliterallylol4707 4 года назад +1

      It's true though

  • @elevensixty2434
    @elevensixty2434 6 лет назад +588

    Thars smurfs in them thar hills!

    • @lisamay47
      @lisamay47 6 лет назад +1

      elevensixty and the C.VF P

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 6 лет назад +12

      Right? Them smurfs probably were the end products of thousands of years of inbred humans, LoLoLoL.

    • @ItsNikoHimSelf
      @ItsNikoHimSelf 6 лет назад +3

      Whert ?!

    • @blackirishrose4040
      @blackirishrose4040 6 лет назад +2

      LMFBAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @elevensixty2434
      @elevensixty2434 6 лет назад +1

      @@blackirishrose4040 yer blue arse off eh?

  • @jevinday
    @jevinday Год назад +2

    That f**king banjo sound is killing me 😂 love it

  • @katelynnferrara5806
    @katelynnferrara5806 3 года назад +145

    “How we made it this far is...Pretty stunning”😭

  • @KaeYoss
    @KaeYoss 4 года назад +176

    "The bluer they got, the more they felt ostracized by the whiter community"

  • @Nick_Slavik
    @Nick_Slavik 3 года назад +705

    I had a really good explanation of how the genetics break down during incestual relationships. And it was this:
    You take a picture and photocopy it. It is a really good copy of the original, but there are small flaws. Mostly not noticed. Then, you take the copy and make a copy of the first copy. Now there's more flaws, then you take the new copy and make a photocopy of that one.
    Each subsequent copy is more and more degraded. It made a lot of sense to me when explained that way lol

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 3 года назад +25

      You know what they say about the copy of a copy…

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 года назад +1

      Keep the best copies in the family

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful 2 года назад +1

      Makes sense to me 😁👍!

    • @starling1226
      @starling1226 2 года назад +13

      Like when meme videos get shared and downloaded and then reuploaded so many times the video quality just deteriorates.

    • @twelvetenth8580
      @twelvetenth8580 2 года назад +4

      It is more like you want meat and salad for dinner but with inbreeding you get either double meat or double salad.
      Someone may say that meat is more expensive and more valuable, other may be a vegetarian and preffer double salad, but for the most people the best option would be to have both.

  • @JSTKSK
    @JSTKSK 2 месяца назад +1

    Oh man! I was waiting the whole video for the Habsburgs to show up, and I was rewarded! Edit: Woah, careful throwing out the term "genetically inferior" like that.

  • @MoonstoneRain
    @MoonstoneRain 5 лет назад +84

    The dry humor is appreciated.