0:23 - The fact that this one took me a minute to get makes me the third dumbest person alive! 😂 3:09 - So this is the truth behind Thomas the Tank Engine? 4:08 - 😂😂😂 9:13 - Poor guy. (Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.)
I'm a teen and to me, cap means that kind of hat, or a cap (lid) on a marker. I'm homeschooled, so that's probably why I don't use all the weird words. I'm not like a lot of people my age.
@@AmeliaEarhart537 I always wanted to be home schooled but at least I have the street smarts that come with public schools. Yeah, people would say I'm gonna bust a cap in you.
8:54 brings to mind "Gadsby," a book that is wholly lacking in E's. Not a word, not a paragraph found with a singular E showing up at all. Hard to do. Tough to accomplish. Kudos to an author who can do that.
@@Thomasnmi From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "Not to be confused with The Great Gatsby. Gadsby Gadsby is a 1939 novel by Ernest Vincent Wright which includes only four words that contain the letter E, the most common letter in English. A work that deliberately avoids certain letters is known as a lipogram. The plot revolves around the dying fictional city of Branton Hills, which is revitalized as a result of the efforts of protagonist John Gadsby and a youth organizer." My only error was that I was under the belief that there were NO instances of the letter E at all. I find there were, in fact, four. Apology accepted.
@@gilwood7530no eyes, nose, or mouth disqualifies it from having a body. So it only gets to be a pretty face with a past and endless time on it's hands. ROFL!
The fly in the urinal is similar to how my baby brother was potty trained. We put dust bunnies in the toilet and told him to shoot the bugs. It worked!
Kid isn't crazy at 3:10. He's just a fan of _Thomas_ and wondering how _Thomas_ could actually exist in real life. Encourage his artistic creativity! (Or maybe he wants to become a mad scientist who turns people into trains...)
0:23 I can imagine they were like “Okay we want them to be happy, but we want to make it clear they *want* to have a kid. How do we show she’s pregnant?”
4:27. Yeah, he's doing pretty good for an alien. Hehe. Yes, funny. But the truth behind the joke is that the "world" that Earth's billionaires live in is vastly different than the world we regular working- and middle-class folks live in.
Pray for the kid with the abstract art haha...I mean i see his logic there haha..kid knows trains dont have faces but if so lets put a body with it haha
2:28 Or like when you’re watching a film not in English and when a character speaks English the captions disappear. I imagine deaf people are like “Oh okay I guess I don’t get to know this part”
10:24... that's a valid question..... peahen goes witth peacock, moorhen goes with (and it isn't what your dirty mind just thought. I screwed up the libraries ask anything week with that one)
3:28, the 4th grader should have kept to the lessons as he or she only TWO sexes, folks) could've learnt how to spell - it's "Recon*n*ecting"; as you can read, it has *two* letter 'Ns', not one...
0:23 - The fact that this one took me a minute to get makes me the third dumbest person alive! 😂
3:09 - So this is the truth behind Thomas the Tank Engine?
4:08 - 😂😂😂
9:13 - Poor guy. (Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.)
well she might have a humungous tumour, going on size likely to be benign.
It might be wind…
00:23 ITS A TUMOUR!
@@barbarajoyce6424 Well actually parasite is a better medical term for being pregnant!
7:04 - A “pdf file” 🤣
Still laughing 5 minutes later at the plant one. Gee, mom. That was cold!
Thank's lots of laughs here.😍😍😂😂
I was a teen in the 90s when cap meant shooting a gun.
I'm a teen and to me, cap means that kind of hat, or a cap (lid) on a marker. I'm homeschooled, so that's probably why I don't use all the weird words. I'm not like a lot of people my age.
@@AmeliaEarhart537 I always wanted to be home schooled but at least I have the street smarts that come with public schools. Yeah, people would say I'm gonna bust a cap in you.
Yes.
@@porcelina956
Bust a cap in yo ass.
8:54 brings to mind "Gadsby," a book that is wholly lacking in E's. Not a word, not a paragraph found with a singular E showing up at all. Hard to do. Tough to accomplish. Kudos to an author who can do that.
I see what you did there. There are no "E's" in your statement apart from the references to the actual letter itself. Manifique!
@@Gynra So glad that you "saw!" Thanks, Gynra. ❤
Well played!
Except there is no book entitled Gadsby.
There is a book entitled the Great Gatsby though..😊
@@Thomasnmi From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
"Not to be confused with The Great Gatsby.
Gadsby
Gadsby is a 1939 novel by Ernest Vincent Wright which includes only four words that contain the letter E, the most common letter in English. A work that deliberately avoids certain letters is known as a lipogram. The plot revolves around the dying fictional city of Branton Hills, which is revitalized as a result of the efforts of protagonist John Gadsby and a youth organizer." My only error was that I was under the belief that there were NO instances of the letter E at all. I find there were, in fact, four. Apology accepted.
The very first meme is hilarious until you’ve met a woman who looks kind of like that but is not pregnant. 😳
There's a 'minor' problem with priests going to hell... 10:29.
1:40. The entire Indian nation knew America existed centuries before Columbus was even born!
Good point, Christopher!
The entire Clovis People knew America existed centuries before the so called "Indians."
@@The-Contractor I have never heard of them, I shall have to ask Mr Google.....
@@christopherdean1326 Recent evidence suggests there are a people that pre-date the Clovis. And on it goes ...
Native American
These were hilarious.loved the one about the Amsterdam urinals! 😂😂
3:09 That boy is smart, where there is a face there must be a body!
Clocks?
@@gilwood7530no eyes, nose, or mouth disqualifies it from having a body. So it only gets to be a pretty face with a past and endless time on it's hands. ROFL!
Kid with a train is just trying to figure out how Thomas the train or whatever is called works
Yes, it's Thomas the train.
Thomas the Tank Engine actually.
It's Tommy Tank
The ice cream van one is what my dad told us as kids.
My Mum used that line too, lol.
@@_Pixiara_ I was lucky, looking back. My mother loved ice cream and would virtually catapult me at the van to get us one each.
I’m calling the cops. Who says ice cream “van”?
@@kitchenerleslie8936 Everyone in Britain.
@@Chris-dm1je good, now I know where to send the cops
“Adios” 🤦♂️ 😂😂😂 oh man that is f@$ked up.
Now I Need a COWCH
Absolutely fantastic 😍.
1:13 Wrong! Most of those people would be holding their phones in portrait mode.
I think I hurt myself. Can you get a hernia from laughing? 😁😂😅🤣
5:19 Newton -
"I kept waiting for a banana to fall on my head"
Thanks for the smiles!
The kid figuring out the train with the face.😂 There must be a body...😂
some of the most honest stuff i have seen in a while lmao
That last one hit HARD!!
3:10 is perfectly understandable
Loved the one about the Titanic.
3:24 That kid is a genius.
This video provided me with one more reason to NEVER get on a rollercoaster.
9:10 Phuc Dat Bich
Im in tears 😂😂😂😂
Lmao 🤣 Pdf file 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:58 😂looks like something my family would do
That last one had me rolling!
:🤣That crypto one !
The pregnancy test was negative. Not looking so dumb now, are they? :)
7:46. Read the bottom. Laughed til I cried.
The fly in the urinal is similar to how my baby brother was potty trained. We put dust bunnies in the toilet and told him to shoot the bugs. It worked!
My late wife had her son from her first marriage play "Sink the Cheerios."
Kid isn't crazy at 3:10. He's just a fan of _Thomas_ and wondering how _Thomas_ could actually exist in real life. Encourage his artistic creativity!
(Or maybe he wants to become a mad scientist who turns people into trains...)
0:23 I can imagine they were like “Okay we want them to be happy, but we want to make it clear they *want* to have a kid. How do we show she’s pregnant?”
The meme at 1:54 is not the original. In the original, it was Frank Sinatra saying "Do bee do bee do," and then Fred Flinstone with "Yabba dabba do!"
Wasn't it Bing Crosby who was famous for "do bee do bee do"?
@@Chris-dm1je I think you're right.
Re: To do/to be...
Do be do be do
- Sinatra
There are three levels:
1. You get it and mess up your clothes.
2. Changing a baby diaper and get it on you.
3. The event at 9:40
5:36 "Plenty O'Toole"
4:27. Yeah, he's doing pretty good for an alien. Hehe. Yes, funny. But the truth behind the joke is that the "world" that Earth's billionaires live in is vastly different than the world we regular working- and middle-class folks live in.
Pray for the kid with the abstract art haha...I mean i see his logic there haha..kid knows trains dont have faces but if so lets put a body with it haha
Well officer, like Ray Lafleur once said.....
You have to be American to appreciate some of these!!!
I like the lunch lady one.
"McD's isnt real food".
Then they show a peeled banana in a hot dog bun.
The injured - good is from Buffalo NY 😂Cellino and Barnes
I HIDE MY BBQ SAUCE IN MY BEDROOM BEHIND THE TV
1:49 *Frank Sinatra is also correct.*
8:20 - That's not a new idea. Urinals in Britain used to have a picture of a bee as the aiming point. Why a bee? Because the Latin for Bee is Apis.
2:28 Or like when you’re watching a film not in English and when a character speaks English the captions disappear. I imagine deaf people are like “Oh okay I guess I don’t get to know this part”
The coal storage in the train guys ass is a little disturbing though
I didn't find Jerry's fact so disturbing.
Especially if most of these adults consent to the spanking.
Ha
2:39 and 4:22 A new definition of the word Cap that I wasn't aware of. Language is evolving too fast for me to keep up.
@3:23. maybe if the "genius" spent more time in an English class and less time being a smart-arse, they'd know how to spell "reconnecting"
Whos says they are looking at their own pregnancy indicator ,they maybe looking at a friends and being delighted for them
Hahahahahahahahah
1:25 I wrote "penis" and since then none of my friends want to borrow my phone
My husband was a pdf file....
A bit sad, innit?
you cannot write a sentence without using e. ACtually in the word sentence there are no other vowels but e
10:24... that's a valid question..... peahen goes witth peacock, moorhen goes with (and it isn't what your dirty mind just thought. I screwed up the libraries ask anything week with that one)
Michael Moorcock? I've read some of his books.
@@GillsingGMTA.
The circus fat man is underwhelming. I've seen way bigger on "My 1000 Pound Life".
The Scooby Doo is a rip off of a Peanuts cartoon by Charles Schultz. It’s plagiarism.
I still don't get the first one, except that their faces look weird
She is Obviously pregnant. Why take the test to confirm!?
Ah, wouldn't you say that she is "showing"?
@@musicloverme3993 Showing what? (I'm dumb, I don't understand anything 😭) Is it because it looks like they're together or something?
@@AmeliaEarhart537 Well, it's an ad for a pregnancy test. She obviously looks pregnant, thus negating the need for the test.
@@musicloverme3993 Stupid me 🤦♀️ Also I wasn't sure whether it was an ad for a pregnancy test or something else. Double stupid 😭😭 😂😂
1:11 recording disasters is actually a huge benefit to society, so this kind of stuff just makes it sound like they want less knowledge in the world
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Bainbridge free ex rota
3:28, the 4th grader should have kept to the lessons as he or she only TWO sexes, folks) could've learnt how to spell - it's "Recon*n*ecting"; as you can read, it has *two* letter 'Ns', not one...