Either by in jail or in a straight jacket by April If not a quick call to the muskers night before the fight and shop yourself in for a fictitious charge
Believe they call it. Inbred ...was meant to be a man of God Paul was 😂😂 he couldnt stay fake for long could he 😂 I asked him about it on his last video. He won't give an answer, even more fake 😭 he is jeeeez
This is by far without doubt the best video I've ever seen on RUclips. I've watched it about 20 times absolutely pmsl 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bret you are a legend mate. Keep training Brother hope you do the business. Top Geezer 💪
Brett, you may hit harder but if he moves and ducks out the way, you wont be landing. Its not about hitting harder but being precise, landing on target. Pick your shots, stay calm, even if it means going down in power but landing
You may have more power than warren and mundell but do you have the ability to get into the position to fully land? We shall see . Good luck in training 🤝🏼
Danny Crispy’s Humbling Tale Oh, Danny Crispy, a troubled young bloke, Thought he was hard, but his life was a joke. He beat up his mum, which is shameful and sad, A son so ungrateful, a mum so mad. But karma, you see, has its own master plan, Danny stepped in the ring, a bare-knuckle man. BKFC called, and he thought, “I’ll shine,” But the beating he took was a thing of design. His mum in the crowd, with a cheeky grin, Watched her son take punches right on the chin. “I told you, Danny, you’re not so tough, Looks like life just called your bluff.” And then there was Paul, his best mate in crime, A chimp-like man-child who wastes his time. With gangsters chasing him, £25k owed, Paul’s life’s a circus, a chaotic road. He cries to Danny, “Mate, what can I do?” But Danny just laughs, “You’re on your own, dude.” Now enter the legend, Bret May’s the name, The fighting machine from Doncaster fame. “If Danny and Paul step into my ring, I’ll teach them pain, and let freedom sing.” Bret’s fists are like hammers, his will like steel, Against him, Danny would cry and squeal. Paul would run off, tail tucked in fear, While Bret downs a pint, says, “They don’t belong here.” So Danny got battered, and Mum had her cheer, Paul’s life stayed messy, his future unclear. And Bret? Well, he’s the king of the ring, A Doncaster fighter, a true fighting king.
Loveing confidence Brett lad your quick for a heavyweight carnt wait fir this one not picking sides as Danny can defo fight mate your crack is good tho all the best lad 👍
@ ye I saw that 😆😆 It’s the look in his eyes when he says yummy yummy in my tummy creased me . He should do a diss track to them 💯 I think he would smash it tbh 😂👍🏼
You do definitely hit harder as a natural heavyweight its all about that delivery system to land it though brett and danny is the better boxer but if you carry on training how you are it'll be a right good fight and with your new found focus this could be your chance to get back on bkfc...
Hi Brett. Don't comment often. Good to see that you're in a good place. So glad that you are training & ignoring any negatives that might impede your progress - & progress you will. Keep at it Ol' Son. Hope you both leave the ring in good health. All the best.
You got this Brett . Trust me ‘ stay on your own path and keep positive 🙏. I wish I could make it to the fight’ but not great my end at the moment’ 😔. Save this energy for the day ‘ and you will win 🏆.
Love you bro, RUclips so much better with you on it. Please don’t go back inside bro. You got a lot to offer outside. Loving the training, you’re a funny man. Much love 🙏💙
❤ brett slap that dc14 easy ,, dc14 is average brett very average .bad boy brett slap dc14 silly, and pv chin easy work every one wants to see you do dc14 ❤
Looking well bro. Rice crispy has picked wrong one this time 💯
💯 bit off to much he can chew I’m not justice jimmy lol 🤣
Crispy dosser is finished i cannot wait..
I see Brett's started his course of roids!! 🤣🤣👏💪
😂😂😂
Tren harder
😂😂😂😂😂😂
So what danny is juiced up in all his fights
@@MrNiceGuy8922 m8 I was making a joke coz of the way he was acting in his motor! 🤣
Either by in jail or in a straight jacket by April
If not a quick call to the muskers night before the fight and shop yourself in for a fictitious charge
Venis is what happens when cousins have kids
He's the wrong colour for that
😂😂😂
Believe they call it. Inbred ...was meant to be a man of God Paul was 😂😂 he couldnt stay fake for long could he 😂 I asked him about it on his last video. He won't give an answer, even more fake 😭 he is jeeeez
Kin ell lol
He’s been in the movie the hills have eyes
Brett and decca r dannys bosses
Thats the funniest video I’ve seen for ages 😂😂
Must be some good pre workout that Brett lad
Crispy Chihuahua 😂
So glad your taking this serious and you have a woman from Devon rooting for you. ❤
Love this Crazyness bruvaaaaa 😂 GET UP!!!
Man's fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂
@@Wvsolo12 💯 😂 😂 😂
This is by far without doubt the best video I've ever seen on RUclips. I've watched it about 20 times absolutely pmsl 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bret you are a legend mate. Keep training Brother hope you do the business. Top Geezer 💪
😂😂😂 ❤
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 brett having the powderpuff brothers lifes 😂
I didnt realise the resemblance of venis and quasimodo 😂
Hills have eyes ... wrong turn 😂😂 gotta love u brother and your quotes
Bro your comedy god love it😂😂😂hope you make it big!
Don't know if this video was supposed to be funny but I laughed so much Brett so thank you.Great video.
Quasiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmoooooooooodddoooooooooooooo 😩😆😂🤣
Brett, you may hit harder but if he moves and ducks out the way, you wont be landing. Its not about hitting harder but being precise, landing on target. Pick your shots, stay calm, even if it means going down in power but landing
I wil land
quasimodo 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 funny as fuck that, quality!
Crispy first. Sasquatch second. Immortality third 💯
Sasquatc sandwich 😅
Brett, that’s worth a RUclips. Oscar absolutely brilliant it’s made my day.😂😂😂😂👌🏻👊🏼
It’s good your showing your taking this fight serous my man.
Training is key.
Wish you all the best.
Your going to need it.
Loving the banter mind 😂
You're fitting alot of workouts in 1 day. How u doing it 😂
Pre workout blow me head off lol 🤣
He’s not. He talks shite
Brett you been having those tanning jabs/nasals definitely you turning purple 😂
This should be a huge fight! On side note do you ever worry about getting sweat on your car seats after gym?
You may have more power than warren and mundell but do you have the ability to get into the position to fully land? We shall see . Good luck in training 🤝🏼
Uve won me over u fukin hilarious lad
Straight to the sun beds son you forgot to mention that bit 😂
Yes Brett, hows things mate? I went back to the gym today swimming and was up at 5, back on the diet, feeling optimistic seeing you daily mate
Quality video 😂 had me in stitches towards the end 👍
😂😂
Brett beats Danny by 1st. round k.o. after watching his bkf in Marbella. Go get him Brett.
LUV IT 😂🎉
🔥 🔥 🔥
NOT GOODNIGHT BUT LIGHTS OUT FOR DIDDY AWWW POOR CHICKENLEGS 😂🤸♂️👍😉
Ye ur deffo nuts!!!’🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Danny Crispy’s Humbling Tale
Oh, Danny Crispy, a troubled young bloke,
Thought he was hard, but his life was a joke.
He beat up his mum, which is shameful and sad,
A son so ungrateful, a mum so mad.
But karma, you see, has its own master plan,
Danny stepped in the ring, a bare-knuckle man.
BKFC called, and he thought, “I’ll shine,”
But the beating he took was a thing of design.
His mum in the crowd, with a cheeky grin,
Watched her son take punches right on the chin.
“I told you, Danny, you’re not so tough,
Looks like life just called your bluff.”
And then there was Paul, his best mate in crime,
A chimp-like man-child who wastes his time.
With gangsters chasing him, £25k owed,
Paul’s life’s a circus, a chaotic road.
He cries to Danny, “Mate, what can I do?”
But Danny just laughs, “You’re on your own, dude.”
Now enter the legend, Bret May’s the name,
The fighting machine from Doncaster fame.
“If Danny and Paul step into my ring,
I’ll teach them pain, and let freedom sing.”
Bret’s fists are like hammers, his will like steel,
Against him, Danny would cry and squeal.
Paul would run off, tail tucked in fear,
While Bret downs a pint, says, “They don’t belong here.”
So Danny got battered, and Mum had her cheer,
Paul’s life stayed messy, his future unclear.
And Bret? Well, he’s the king of the ring,
A Doncaster fighter, a true fighting king.
Boyo
Loveing confidence Brett lad your quick for a heavyweight carnt wait fir this one not picking sides as Danny can defo fight mate your crack is good tho all the best lad 👍
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You remind me of chopper read when you shout sometimes 💯😂 danny crispie sittin there wi ya bad boy chiller crew , absolutely brilliant 👏🏼😆🎬
True story…well…hes just done an interview/ podcast with Marky B & the other sausage
@ ye I saw that 😆😆 It’s the look in his eyes when he says yummy yummy in my tummy creased me . He should do a diss track to them 💯 I think he would smash it tbh 😂👍🏼
You do definitely hit harder as a natural heavyweight its all about that delivery system to land it though brett and danny is the better boxer but if you carry on training how you are it'll be a right good fight and with your new found focus this could be your chance to get back on bkfc...
the drugs really did kick it toward the end there.. lmao
No fight happening ill bet everything on it
😂😂😂😂😂😂 had me laughing this one
Not all about how hard you can hit it how well you can avoid been hit my friend all the best😅
Diddy Crispy quiet af 😂
Cristy head down getting on with it
@BudSearsy Yeah, on the packet 👃🤣
Brilliant 😂😂😂😂
Hi Brett. Don't comment often.
Good to see that you're in a good place. So glad that you are training & ignoring any negatives that might impede your progress - & progress you will. Keep at it Ol' Son. Hope you both leave the ring in good health. All the best.
Ffs😂😅😂😅
Love it the hills have eyes 😂😂😂 nice one brett 👍👍
You got this Brett . Trust me ‘ stay on your own path and keep positive 🙏. I wish I could make it to the fight’ but not great my end at the moment’ 😔. Save this energy for the day ‘ and you will win 🏆.
Lol there's no chance he will even turn up.
@ He WILL!
Watch you don’t lose your eye sight Brett after punching your self there in the car. 😅
Hahaha can't argue about his passion 🤣 sometimes it's just different when you get in the ring though isn't it
Happy humble burger house just got some new samples there. 😂😂😂👌👌
Brett hay may Ker . glad to see your putting in the hard work mate 👍👍
Mental Health Awareness
I'm slow I've just worked out who quasimodo is my sides are killing me😂😂😂😂
Not being funny but look at Tyson fury and usyk the size difference between them both and look who won the much smaller guy
‘Hills have eyes 👀 looking bast’ 🤣… Brett you never fail to lighten up my day mate 🤣… is blobby Bob also hiding in them hills ;)
You’ve got to love brett 🙏 big up Brett 😂 keep your head down pal training pays off 💪
Brett for prime minister 🎉❤
Can you imagine 😂
@craigg8394 be great 😃🤣👍🏼🩷
🤣
Just keep going faster..just don't over over do it mate
Start seeing a jaw line mate extra weight off speed power, come on lad get it done 🥊
😂😂😂😂😂😂 you are a funny man Brett absolute lunatic 😂😂😂😂😂💪💪💪💪
My God you cracked up 😂
Don’t think they even have the pot to piss in brett
Lol Cumberland sausage 😅 . Brilliant Brett this is excellent hype that is how you do it
Looking good Brett ❤
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Imagine what the other Aldi customers think seeing him in the car like that....
Don’t put too much pressure on them Brett, you’ll them cowards an excuse to pull out
Legend
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Yes the excitement in your voice good man keep the buzz alive Thts how you no when your in a good place
😂😂😂😂😂 That's it Brett lad,you'll hit him with that many lefts he'll be begging yah for a right 😂😂😂
Brett may your actually a funny lad yanno 😂😂 glad to see you kicking it mate , dad will be proud to see this mentality keep it positive lad
Hardwork, clean life, gym always beats drug junkies
@@davidc4408 😂😂😂😂
Love you bro, RUclips so much better with you on it. Please don’t go back inside bro. You got a lot to offer outside. Loving the training, you’re a funny man. Much love 🙏💙
Love this 😂😂😂😂 energy is EPIC. Get up Brett can't wait to see you win this 💪💪💪💪💪💪
diddy crispy haha
Some of that was sus as fk 😂 "your Cumberland sausage, i wana bounce bounce bounce" 😂
Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire ❤❤
@sweetchilliiiiiii Pudding..Pudding..Pudding
@garyhoufe7008 gravy gravy gravy
Go on mayo lad !
crispy chiwowow in my tummy tummy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hills have eyes🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Hahaha brilliant mate can’t wait for the fight
Hahahaha 😂😂😂 a daily dose of brett may... brilliant
Any tune up fights planned Brett pal
Go on the May man !
Like me on wing after ive had an 8ml subi 😂😂😂 screws like get him behind door. Ffs. 😅😅
Let's get justice for the Chihuahua's Brett has eaten😂
mate your a soldier get up there my man cant wate to see the fight much love my mate 🙏💪
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DC pulls out this fight i reckon
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Yess aye Brett lad..😂
Your fucking nuts my lad haha love it 😆😆😆
Crispy chihuahua 😂
😂😂
Brilliant this 👏🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣 Brett is the man
Keep it professional, stay kind 👍
I love watching Paul’s stuff but I’m laughing my head off when you go off on one about him 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brett's on the war path👊💥😂😂 again 😂
Brett can you say seven sissiling sausages sissiling in a sauce pan 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
❤ brett slap that dc14 easy ,, dc14 is average brett very average .bad boy brett slap dc14 silly, and pv chin easy work every one wants to see you do dc14 ❤
This fella is some character. My go to Channel on RUclips right now.
😂 love this so funny ❤
brett u better win this fight or u look silly. first round knock out