Mortician Job: 2:14 Hey again- 6:18 Didn't even see 'em 7:11 Mm Mm 7:52 No ya don't 8:38 Lies 8:50 Outta the hay 9:38 Uha-w watch out 10:19 Six Bats 12:02 Only guy you could beat
*Danny:* Load your gun *Arin:* I thought I got him! *Danny:* Load your gun *Arin:* Why didn't it fire? *Danny:* Load your gun *Arin:* How come no bullets are coming out? *Danny:* Load your gun
then i fired! I thought i hit something but i missed! I shouted "He lied to me!" and then the mortician shouted "He lied to you!" so then i fired at the mortician and i missed
Mei: You think Hanzo's Wolfs did it? McCree: There's not a doubt in my mind. Everything was fine until it showed up and started going through buildings... [Later] I shot and I missed. This went on for several hours. I passed out, turned into another popsicle! I had a dream I got play of the game with High Noon, I missed both times... Tried to get Mei for the popsicle. I missed! Got the Bastion. Tried to switch back, fell off the map... I shot and I missed. I fanned the hammer... I missed both times. Mei turned me into a popsicle. ~DEFEAT~
I respawned, I reloaded, I saw genji, I fired, he deflected it, I MISSED! So I fired again! Hit mercy, didn't hit genji, so I guess I missed. I was killed by three shurikans, I passed out, I woke up, I reloaded, so I fired, I hit reaper in ghost form I MISSED!
Mortician Moments: 1:58 (First sight) 2:20 (Hey again!) 2:29 (I'm outta bullets...) 2:17 (What am I doing wrong!?) 3:10 (DANG IT DUDE, IT'S HARD!) 3:49 (That's what bullets are, Arin.) 4:58 (I have to save the other guy first) 6:20 (Didn't even see em, didja?) 6:50 (Mmm-mmm-mmm, gotta watch out for those bullet things) 7:02 (This sucks!) 7:14 (Mm-mm, didn't get em) 7:32 (Mmm-mmm-mmm Part 3) 7:44 (WHY DON'T I HAVE BULLETS!?) 7:54 (Mmm-mmm, no you don't) 8:28 (Oh, this is hard mode, dude) 8:39 (He lied to ya.) 8:51 (They come outta the hay, like woah...) 9:04 (It's pretty hard, isn't it?) 9:28 (Yeah, he shot ya.) 9:41 (Ye--Watch out for the one on the ground!) 10:03 (That third one, he's a killer.) 10:29 (Did you really think you could swing with 6 bats?) 10:44 (Son of a freaking gun...) 11:37 (My hat's comin' off and that guys jacket was fabulous.) 11:52 (MMM-MMM) 12:07 (That was the only guy you could beat.) (FINAL DEATH)
Fun fact: McCree's physical appearance in Overwatch is based on Jesus McCree, one of the game's lead designers. The coyboy theme he sports is believed to be inspired by this game, Maddog McCree.
Within the first two minutes of the game Arin chooses a difficulty not for intended for infants and Dan ops out of actually playing a multiplayer game. This series is off to a great start.
It doesn't help that Arin's hand is shaking like he's got some neurological disease and the game was written with a larger screen and a gun prop in mind, and also that Arin has apparently no idea or experience of common tropes with old arcade cabinet coin op shooting games, either. Dan telling him about aiming/shooting off screen to reload was a god send. Like there is almost no lee-way on those hot boxes, like either you fire at the sprite or you don't hit. And in the arcade you had the tools to do it (even if it wasn't easy then either). Arin though seems used to console style 'aim assist', where you aim within the neighborhood of something and the game takes over and shoots it for you. And I mean, I'm not bashing it, per say, they give you help to deal with the tools you have available. Not many people can shoot the pimiento out of an olive with 2 thumb sticks on a moment's notice, or be expected to. But he's just shaking away firing and hoping that hit boxes just square up and expand out and collect bullets and the game's like, not even close to accepting that.
Oh give me something tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve, but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere *country reggae music*
This was my very first episode of game grumps a year ago and ever since then it’s been quite a journey of laughter getting me through some tough times. Thank you Danny and Thank you Arin.
It's high noon. I fired, and then I missed. I fired and missed again. It was still high noon. I missed before I fired, and then I missed. And I fired. And I missed. I had a beer, and then I missed. It spilled all over my lap. I grabbed a napkin, and then I missed. I dropped it on the floor. I got angry and fired, and I missed.
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'Really? One hit, that's all it takes?'
'Yes, that's what a bullet is, Arin.'
XD
to be fair people don't die in one shot. obviously.
Mortician Job:
2:14 Hey again-
6:18 Didn't even see 'em
7:11 Mm Mm
7:52 No ya don't
8:38 Lies
8:50 Outta the hay
9:38 Uha-w watch out
10:19 Six Bats
12:02 Only guy you could beat
Your comment should be pinned.
Znoot 9:05 It’s pretty hard, isn’t it?
9:28 Mmm yeah he shot ya
6:51 Gotta watch out for those bullet things.
#GrumpClips
*Danny:* Load your gun
*Arin:* I thought I got him!
*Danny:* Load your gun
*Arin:* Why didn't it fire?
*Danny:* Load your gun
*Arin:* How come no bullets are coming out?
*Danny:* Load your gun
Danny knows the way of patient persistence
😆
I read this in the melody of the scrubs musical episode song check the poo
Arin: Ask Sarah to reload it...
Danny: good idea.
they turned the mortician int the sassiest character... it's amazing
Arin Hanson, the shakiest hand in the West.
this comment deserves more love
That title would belong to Don Knotts.
Anyone he faces in a duel doesn't have to worry about getting shot.
The spectators and passers-by, however...
More like the shitiest
@@Spleen_tickler peak comedy
"That was a different guy! You lied to me!" "He lied to you." XD oh i'm dying from all the Mortician quotes
I don't know why I remember seeming to love this serie-
>gets to the part where arin and dan voice over the mortician
oh
I remember now
Lmao same exact thing here. Didn’t remember what was so funny about it but I KNEW there was something 😂
Seems like you remember now, do ya.
Its by far the character Dan and Arin saw the most, so that's probably why
“As sure as my hat gets taken off my head…”
“Mmm mmm mmm. He lied to you.”
The asides by the Mortician are the best part. "You're dead as shit."
Geospasmic
YOU LIED TO ME.
He lied to you.
Mortician Dan is incredible. Thanks GG for making my throat hurt with uncontrollable laughter.
Yorkshire Yank he lied to you
so I shot, and then I missed, this went on for several hours.
I passed out
I woke up with a Popsicle stick in my mouth
ate a pop sicle had a dream i was shooting sum
.
.
.
i missed
Mm mm mm, you missed.
fired then missed so I fired again I missed
then i fired! I thought i hit something but i missed! I shouted "He lied to me!" and then the mortician shouted "He lied to you!" so then i fired at the mortician and i missed
Man... Arin sure is missing a lot... And reloading... And missing again.
+GameWarpdx He's missing so badly he might have nightmares about it.
Arin forgot the face of his father.
but then he remembered..got up .....started shooting...and then he missed...reloaded,,,then missed again,...
+Sean Daily Had a popsicle
Just was about to post this
The mortician and Ivan are quite possibly my favorite characters on Game Grumps.
OMG the mortician is my new favorite gamegrumps character, ever!! XD
"Mmmm, mmm, that third ones a killer" lmao i love every time he dies and goes back to them
Hahaha, me too. That look
+AverageGuard Lucas I also love when he was filing his nails in that one shot haha
He's not as good as the carriage drivers over on Retuspurae, but he's pretty good.
The mortician is definitely one of the best grump characters.
Alternate video title: Arin Trains to be a Stormtrooper
hahahahahhahaha
@@TonyBomboozled no he's more stormtrooper as at least the red Shirts actually manages to hit something.
He passed the training with flying colours.
It's driving me fucking mad
Dead meme but ok
Mei: You think Hanzo's Wolfs did it? McCree: There's not a doubt in my mind.
Everything was fine until it showed up and started going through buildings... [Later] I shot and I missed. This went on for several hours. I passed out, turned into another popsicle! I had a dream I got play of the game with High Noon, I missed both times...
Tried to get Mei for the popsicle. I missed! Got the Bastion. Tried to switch back, fell off the map... I shot and I missed. I fanned the hammer... I missed both times. Mei turned me into a popsicle. ~DEFEAT~
2 references. I love it
gold
NICE!!😝
Yes
I respawned, I reloaded, I saw genji, I fired, he deflected it, I MISSED! So I fired again! Hit mercy, didn't hit genji, so I guess I missed. I was killed by three shurikans, I passed out, I woke up, I reloaded, so I fired, I hit reaper in ghost form I MISSED!
The Empire would to congratulate:
ARIN HANSON
on his completion of the Stormtrooper Training Remedial Course.
Mortician Moments:
1:58 (First sight)
2:20 (Hey again!)
2:29 (I'm outta bullets...)
2:17 (What am I doing wrong!?)
3:10 (DANG IT DUDE, IT'S HARD!)
3:49 (That's what bullets are, Arin.)
4:58 (I have to save the other guy first)
6:20 (Didn't even see em, didja?)
6:50 (Mmm-mmm-mmm, gotta watch out for those bullet things)
7:02 (This sucks!)
7:14 (Mm-mm, didn't get em)
7:32 (Mmm-mmm-mmm Part 3)
7:44 (WHY DON'T I HAVE BULLETS!?)
7:54 (Mmm-mmm, no you don't)
8:28 (Oh, this is hard mode, dude)
8:39 (He lied to ya.)
8:51 (They come outta the hay, like woah...)
9:04 (It's pretty hard, isn't it?)
9:28 (Yeah, he shot ya.)
9:41 (Ye--Watch out for the one on the ground!)
10:03 (That third one, he's a killer.)
10:29 (Did you really think you could swing with 6 bats?)
10:44 (Son of a freaking gun...)
11:37 (My hat's comin' off and that guys jacket was fabulous.)
11:52 (MMM-MMM)
12:07 (That was the only guy you could beat.) (FINAL DEATH)
It's low midnight
I'll go kill myself now
WOW
+Cheezitchar123 good plan
I appreciate this
Fun fact: McCree's physical appearance in Overwatch is based on Jesus McCree, one of the game's lead designers. The coyboy theme he sports is believed to be inspired by this game, Maddog McCree.
I rewatch these maybe once a year. I might be one of the funniest they have ever done. Their mortician voice-over is freaking amazing!
Whenever they voiced to the mortician I could NOT stop laughing! xD 😂😂😂
Mmm mmm mmm. You've gotta get better at shooting those guys.
Arin: You lied to me!
Mortician: He lied to you.
😂😂😂😂
This playthrough is easily my fav game grumps series ever. "You gotta hit him with the 1st shot". "Mm mm no ya don't" lmfaoo
ITS HIGH NOON
winner
*Gets shot by Widowmaker
It's 5:06 pm EST
FOCK that was my line
*JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE*
Oh, so *this* is who Overwatch's McCree is based on... Huh, had no idea.
It's Hiiiiiigh noon....
I do believe it is, in fact, high noon
Uhhh hotdogs duh!!!
In name, yes. In terms of everything else, he's the Man With No Name from A Fistful Of Dollars.
Incorrect. His name comes from a Blizzard employee by the same name.
Within the first two minutes of the game Arin chooses a difficulty not for intended for infants and Dan ops out of actually playing a multiplayer game. This series is off to a great start.
3:11 - And here we go.
It doesn't help that Arin's hand is shaking like he's got some neurological disease and the game was written with a larger screen and a gun prop in mind, and also that Arin has apparently no idea or experience of common tropes with old arcade cabinet coin op shooting games, either.
Dan telling him about aiming/shooting off screen to reload was a god send.
Like there is almost no lee-way on those hot boxes, like either you fire at the sprite or you don't hit. And in the arcade you had the tools to do it (even if it wasn't easy then either). Arin though seems used to console style 'aim assist', where you aim within the neighborhood of something and the game takes over and shoots it for you.
And I mean, I'm not bashing it, per say, they give you help to deal with the tools you have available. Not many people can shoot the pimiento out of an olive with 2 thumb sticks on a moment's notice, or be expected to.
But he's just shaking away firing and hoping that hit boxes just square up and expand out and collect bullets and the game's like, not even close to accepting that.
This series was absolutely amazing, yes.
Don't lie you know you love it
+Damien Granz no need to write an essay about how much they suck at this
It's high noon
winner
We're all high nooners now
You took my joke
I was looking for an Overwatch mention....I was not disappointed
It's high noon
you lied to me
he lied to you
Arin: *[Shot by some dude he wasn't expecting]* "You lied to me!"
Mortician: "He lied to you."
This will slay me forever.
LMFAOOO
This is one of my all time favorite series of episodes! Right up there with Mickey Mouscape in causing uncontrollable laughing fits.
Man I need a GIF of the mortician shaking his head!!!
I shot, and then I missed...
And then I shot... And I missed again.
I shot, and I shot, and then I missed, I missed both times
I ate a popsicle
I passed out
and i dreamed that i shot, but i missed
I missed again and then I fired, I hit something but it wasn't what I was goin for but I guess I missed, passed out again, had another Popsicle!
And then I was out a bullets and then I got sad
I wish Arin wouldn't complain about the difficultly when he chooses the second hardest difficultly XD
when the game is made to be nearly impossible and counts wins as losses, yeah complaining is warranted
But he also chose the second easiest difficulty.
+Ihrbekommtmeinen Richtigennamennicht there were 4 difficulties. Technically he chose the 3rd easiest lol.
pablo jams
Wait... 4? Oh, I guess "Practice" is a difficulty too.
He also skips all tutorials lol
Who came back here from their latest Megaman 11 Demo video?
I did! HAHA! I love this playthrough.
Yup lol
Here thanks to MeGay Man 11 and I’m crying laughing.
i might have you never know
Came back here for the laughs. One of my favorite playthroughs
over 3 million subs
has their own professional recording/editing studio outside of their homes
Still cant find his shit.
Real people real problems
still can't figure out how to mix the audio in a RUclips video
lol triggered
Its ALMOST like he doesnt live in the studio!
damn they really went from 3 to 5 mil within 2 years
The Mortician is one of the best characters they've ever given lines to xD.
"It's high noon somewhere in the world."
No Mcree. It's never high noon here. Not ever.
Oh give me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere
*country reggae music*
He said high noon was somewhere in the world. He didn't say you could get it EVERYWHERE in the world.
It's Hiiiiiggggghhhhh nnnnooooooonnnn
Someone needs to make a compilation of just all the mortician screens from this playthrough. It would be hilarious.
Where's my daily dose of toddlers? I need them right now! Also I want to see another episode of Imagine Party Babyz.
If you did watch the 5th episode, they said that that was the last episode.
***** Still, they said it.
***** *Kevin.
***** ?
***** Not me...
I just know somebody is going to make a Game Grumps animated with the Mortician.
i cant wait for that one, too good
This entire episode needs to be animated.
Grump: He lied to me!
Mortician: He lied to ya
+Aaron Martin
Mortician: You didn't see 'em, did you? Watch out for the one on the ground.
It's gonna be the longest video animation
i love when they imitate the Mortician. had me dying
8:37 bringing back memories of dannys teacher. "you liiieeeed to me"
Tis the highest of noon's
Quite right sir.
jes indeed
*tips fedora*
Northstar I tip my propeller hat to you and fly away.
i t s h i g h n o o n
Dont worry guys im killing myself after this comment
I was going to do it if you hadn't have, good thing I don't have to kill myself now, sorry, byeeeee
It's high n-augghg!
I read that as "it shighn oon."
It's 7 o clock
Man, I love Game Grumps. They make me laugh so Goddamn hard sometimes.
Wow found an internet fuck wit above ☝️
"sometimes" ok asshole
"Ya that's what bullets are arin"😂😂😂😂😂
4:30 I like how even during close conversation, he keeps his gun pointed DIRECTLY at the other person
the mortician impressions make this video one of my favorites XD
I missed and got sad so I had a popsicle
Then I passed out
And then I reloaded
then i woke up
I went to the fridge for another popsicle but I missed I got the cabbage instead
I tried to hit the like button, but i miysed
The mortician bit reminds me of a line from the Starsky & Hutch movie: “Did you just tough-talk a dead body?”
"And I fired, and I missed!"
Undertaker: "You fired and you missed."
Ooh, boy... I was *_not_* expecting the laugh-burst-inducing twist they put.
85% of comments on this video are McCree comments about Overwatch.
And 13% "I fired, and I missed", 2% complaining about McCree comments.
It's High Noon.
A new 1% is now discussing statistics of the comments.
Has Overwatch become the new Undertale fandom? I'm not surprised.
+Raleigh Harris Unfortunatley yes. At least they're good games, imagine if Sonic fans were this rabid.
This was my very first episode of game grumps a year ago and ever since then it’s been quite a journey of laughter getting me through some tough times. Thank you Danny and Thank you Arin.
cool beans
Most underrated GameGrumps playthrough.
See alot of overwatch jokes but not enough I fired and I missed
Tried getting a popsicle?
+TeckGeck I don't suggest doing that, because you'll pass out in the snow.
Did you pass out?
You FUCKING clod!
lol "jokes" is a compliment to saying "it's high noon" and then laughing at dumbshit memes
Dan: “I’m on 90’s drugs!” 😂😂😂
"yeah thats what bullets are Arin," killed me
the mortician was literally the best part of the episode, lol
X'D
OMG! CANT... BREATHE!
LAUGHING...TOO HARD!!
7:50, then the Mortician's reply!
(seriously choked 10 times from watching it again and again)
They need to come back to this and play 2-player!
Man the nostalgia is real with this series. I rewatch the mad dog videos every year.
Shouldn't they have uploaded this in the noon timeslot?
It's High Noon somewhere.
+Crazy Diamond yare yare daze
+Cardboard Box What a beautiful DUWANG!
Yes yes yes, oh mai gahd...
While taking drugs. So they would be high...at noon ;)
So I raised my rifle, I drew a bead, and fired. And I missed. So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again.
I passed out in the snow
My first thought after seeing the thumbnail: I fired, and I missed
XD
And then I fired, and I missed agin.
Then I had a popsicle
had a popsicle
That sums up this video pretty darn well
“YOU LIED TO ME”
“He lied to you”
still one of my favorite Grumps moments ever, always catches me off guard
Welcome to Arin fails 10 times in the first 3 minutes.
don't you mean welcome back to?
AKA The Game Grumps.
Welcome to GameGrumps
Next time on Game Grumps
Dan: Arin what are you doing?
Arin: I'm shooting him aren't I? Oh shit I missed
JJZ4P _ I wonder how he is at ring toss...
9:35 Watch out for the one on the ground!
Arin fired, but he missed. Then he fired again, and he missed.
He ran out of bullets, than he died, then that guy took off his hst
Stumbled on this again after a couple years and man does it bring me joy
Last time I was this early England was still part of EU.
You mean Great Britain.
Low blow man, low blow....
+Dupa Dupa not so "great" anymore.
we're all just drinking tbh
Last time I was this early that joke had been used less than eight billion times today.
I can't wait for game grumps animated episode of this, i haven't laughed that hard in a while. That mortician.
It's cool that they recorded this game for the Wii back in 96.
But in all honesty it looks like they had a lot of fun making this.
Arcade...and 1990
+Adam Canning Nooooooooooooooo reeeeeeeeeallyyyyyyyyy
+thagrammarnazi *No really?
I stand by my words.
Best of Game Grumps June: this entire episode and nothing else.
The new red dead redemption looks amazing
2023 and the mortician is still one of my absolute favorite Grump characters
When Danny laughs like crazy, you know your in for a good series ;)
I literally was in tears after watching this. So hilarious.
"Really one hit thats all it takes?!"
"Yeah, Thats what bullets are Aaron."
XD
This cheered me up after a long hard day. Thank you for that.
This is the funniest grumps video in a while
I come back to this series all the time, the way they voiced the mortician is the freaking best.
The Good, the Bad, and the Arin! XD
The mortician is my new favorite grump
6:19... I had to replay this about 50 times. I nearly pissed myself.
I can always come back to these gold episodes.
'I shot he bank robber, I missed. And I missed. I missed two time.'
who mixes this shit, turn the game up!
No
yes
yes
The game sucks tho
Common Cents but its funny o.O
12:06 how is nobody talking about this part!? This part was so funny!
“eh- watch out for the one on the GROUND!” kills me 😭
It's High Noon...
It's high EHHH!*
I looked at the clock, but I missed, I tried to look again but I missed, I was staring at fridge
Does anyone know what time it is? My watch is broken.
High noon? High noon!
IT'S AFTER NINE THIRTY! -Rath
Noon is high! Did I do it?!
No. I'm not saying it. Don't patronize me.
420
Great! so cool! had a lot of fun watching these spin offs! sooo... whats about Oot and dark souls guys...?
*those *what
There is an edit button...
the one offs are better
Screw Dark Souls ('cause that game sucks) but yea, where's OoT?
I'd bet anything the N64 is still on...
This is my favorite series lol god it cracks me up more than anything else. The pause of silence when he’s about to get shot then “.... BANG”
I cant be the only one rewatching this today.
I watched all three episodes again yesterday. Still good.
arin, is there no game that you're good at?!
not untill this day.
DoA Extreme 3 he's a god
There was one bullethell game that he played a while back that he crushed at
Parodius?
I don't think so. I mean, he LITERALLY shat his paints in that episode. :D
Clock: 11:58
McCree: //stares//
Clock: 11:59
McCree: //bites lip//
Clock: 11:60
McCree: wait...
Clock: 11:61
McCree: wait whAT THE FUCK
youtube is vehemently recommending me this 4 years later. 2020 aint so bad
This is the hardest I've laughed at GG in a LOOOOONG time
take a shot everytime they say "mmm mmm mmm"
It's high noon. I fired, and then I missed. I fired and missed again. It was still high noon. I missed before I fired, and then I missed. And I fired. And I missed. I had a beer, and then I missed. It spilled all over my lap. I grabbed a napkin, and then I missed. I dropped it on the floor. I got angry and fired, and I missed.
Oh damn. I'm sorry. But hey, great minds think alike! ;)
6:10 best acting i've ever seen from guy number to when he gets shot. Truely amazing