Niu, Inu and Minase are stunned at Astel's rizz high school legends【Holostars Neoporte EngSub】
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Astel truly a harem manga MC
√ Great at singing
✓ Director of Theater club
√ Fanclub of 70 girls
✓ 8 Confessions in a month
✓ Special box to receive Valentine choco
√ Can cook since 3rd grade, to help mom
✓ Great at FPS games
✓ Now a virtual idol
The Real Animanga MC, man
That's why he's the GOAT. The Rizz is natural-born within him.
Astel the Naturalborn of Rizz is actually real i cant believe this
which one of us tarnished can follow his lead. us that are are maidenless
TOGETHAAAA
The GOAT!
I really recommend people to watch other Astel love story when he was in middle school too. The one where he hides his feeling to this one girl until graduation day come, just to find out that the feeling is mutual. His life is literally straight out of manga
Damn. I know he's already pretty popular even before he joined Holostars. But to think he's also popular even in middle school
Any clip?
@@e-rabbid9092 ruclips.net/video/bDBpS5HUNWQ/видео.html this shld be the one
@@wowwawwew just to share.. kamito love story is also interesting.. until he got ntr >
Ohh, I almost cried when I saw that one 😢
I could probably go through multiple lifetimes and not get asked out as much in all of them combined as Astel did in ONE MONTH! Damn. Rizztell is truly something else.
that man pulling girls left right front and back. i was mind blown
By the third lifetime you should probably consider if you are the problem.
@@Taoru11 Believe me, I'm already aware I'm the problem.
@@duke_of_takoI knew you're trying to go for self burn, but you actually did a genocide
I wonder how he looks like in real life. Prob like a Greek god lol
it must be really cringe every time he remembers how smug he is when he asked the girl who like his homie "you like me right?" hahaha that thing will randomly keep him awake at midnight even after a decade 🤣
Well, on the bright side he only said "好きだよね" which translates to(source google) "you like it, right?". The "It" which can be referring to me(私) or him/her(彼/彼女)(depends on the context of your conversation) didn't really specify who cuz he didn't say me or him in the sentence. So, at least the girl didn't know that he was actually talking about her liking him and not his friend. Otherwise, it would be way more embarrassing....... and cringe😆
@@ahii_4u luckily he used that phrasing, and it allows him to barely dodge the bullet from deeper embarrasement
@@ahii_4u Nah he fucked it up by offering her his LINE at which point she corrected him that it was his friend that she was into. He came clean to her too as he relays in the story here himself.
@@willing_to_learnwell it could also be thought as a way to contact her and to set her up with his friend easier but of course it could be like what you said
@@leolee3461 That could have been an emergency out if he hadn't been mega smug about the whole affair probably. From the sound of it, it was too obvious what he thought and had no choice but to come clean to the girl. He confirmed in the story itself that he did come clean to the girl and apologized fwiw.
I was like, how the hell did he get so many people to fall in love with him
and then he said "i sang in front of them" and i was like... aight, yeah, okay, i get it now
3 dates on one Christmas, man's a real life Persona protagonist.
He said himself that the true ending he visioned was school days' makoto 😂
You could search that up btw
@@jubutsu-houseWell, Makoto got that nice boat ending because he fucked girls without care. As long Astel didn't fuck girls left and right, he's safe... Oh wait, he commented that because he fucked girls left and right, isn't he? Lol
@@jubutsu-house Nice Boat.mp4
Bro's rizz was just hiding in his first 2 years of debut, gotta thank hinano for releasing the beast/rizz on this one
As an Astel listener from his first day (I don't really listen to him again these day tho) he is super flirtly to his listener but since he realized he will burden by consequences after, he already said that he would tone down the flirtly-ness and not be too kind to his listener and after that he literally stop being overly kind to his listener
Imagine Axel, Astel, and rpr in an Apex team, rpr will be grumpy all the time
They would just neuter Astel for real!
His desk wouldn't survive
Rpr will just leave them to get shot 😂
They don't need those 70 fanclubs, now they already have fans that can outnumber all 70 fanclub members 😂
They were the first gen of Astella. 😂
This comes from the guy who had a girlfriend when he was in 5th year elementary school(also mentioned in this stream), having his own fanclub back in school and having more female fans compare to males despite playing fps games that shows more of kusogaki energu(was is 60% or 70%?) and now here he is in vtuber world rizzing girls from various agency except he controlled himself(sort of).
Sasuga rizztel, mad respect, true legend gigachad of all gigachad
frfr he controlled himself bc now he is debt idol
Finally I found the translated story of his rumored highschool popularity.. So this is why he is the most punchable member in HoloPro. Everyone just want to fight him. Being in theatre club and good at singing is unfair, man...
What could we say except Sasuga rizztell? 👏👏👏
Astel's high school life is absolutely crazy. He is the type who even if he said he "peaked at high school" he can still do so well in life later on. That's how crazy his high school life was.
he fumbled that bag so bad he got scared talking to girls ever since then lmfao
thank God he got it back
3:29 that girl with astel mask in expo that said uyu is her oshi kinda did the same thing lol
maybe thats why his reaction is like that in expo 😆
Considering astel gachikoi situation around a year ago, she made the right call
@@jubutsu-house wait what happened a year ago??
@@jubutsu-house I just recently started following holostars stuff. What was this about?
@@koganenokoro4361 roughly speaking, he set his boundaries and finally free from unicorns
@@mozaary nah, just unicorn stuffs.
Finally he freed himself and could do outside collabs as he will
thats why everybody wants to fight astel leda. his haters, his fans, everybody
3:07 This story feels familiar *the cursed bench* it is?
Yess loll
Cursed bench?
@@leamncd it's a reference of Oresuki. It's a romcom anime where the protag is the best friend of the popular guy, everytime the mc thinks he's gonna get confessed the girls always say that they love his best friend and it always happens while he's sitting on a bench.
@@jinruich.4596 This anime premise is hilarious lmao
What the hell it's a highschool romcom manga?
As much as i love Astel and this clip, i couldnt help but thinking bnack to Niu commenting "he seems like the type that turns a lot of girls menhera" --- his body count on that regard.... good god its gotta be high ---- cracks me up that he is a fellow nene husband at the same time. This is just further proof NENE's greatness
Astel pretty much confirmed this. His experiences as a de-facto high school idol informed his choices as a Holostars member. He decided early on to sell entertainment, not love. He saw the consequences of what it did to girls first-hand, and he didn't want to see any more girls cry.
So he's the one people have been writing stories about, the Legend of Astel the Invincible.
the elders spoke about it, yet I wasn't convinced. i was totally wrong
Astel and Axel had a lot of attention from females back in their High school days.
Both their names start with A and end with L....
I see a pattern here
@@readlater8962 you might be onto something brother
Niu's face in 1:47 after hearing Astel presumes girls who talk to him just like him lol
I felt like she started malding more as the story unfolded 😂
Astel is the embodiment of "unspoken rizz".
He can sing, dance, play games, and cook really well. He is also charming and has a great personality. Why was so much talent offloaded onto one person? Where's the balance?!
His height
@@Orangette00 That just makes him cuter.
@@MysteryFaceX he is shotacon + furry. Is that count? 草
As always, Thanks for translating this!
My nihonggo comprehension was still lacking i couldn't get the full context on stream.
I hope you would do the hair wax story too, that one I could relate so much, the amount of secondhand embarrassment was massive 😂😂
not going to lie that "i like your friend" sounds like a major cover up for being called out lmfao
RPR slamming his desk somewhere in croatia, not knowing why
I've needed a new astel clip for so long.... thanks
Now show this clip to RPR
When Astel mentioned that his popularity probably started after he sang, I thought to myself “So Astel is part siren then?”
Maybe, considering he does have "Mermaid singing" stream
@@mkzuki3691Astel loves singing Disney songs. He's low key a Disney princess.
@Meongnya does he still sing Disney songs? Maybe cause I haven't been able to catch some of his karaokes but a while back he sorta stopped didn't he?
@@imaginemunchkin9573 Disney copyright. He can get nuked for it.
@mikazuki3691 oh yeah I know, I meant that even in his unarchived karaokes he stopped singing disney songs, but I could be wrong about that it was a while back
Astel is a beast! surprise there's no rivalry going on at him
There's no such thing as rivalry when you are the personification of a harem mc ( ╹▽╹ )
niu-chan squeal is a blessing to my ears. she is so freaking Cute.😍😍🥰🥰
Astel is actually really funny. And niu is super cute
he truly is the GOAT
And that astel is back now to get all the girls in neo porte and vspo
this has been something astellas have known about him for a long time actually, but there were no clips. thanks!
Rpr gonna cried blood if he's listening this live!
What happen to rpr?
@@Emafan10 he was just malding while listening to Axel and his stories involving girls. For example there was a girl that really wanted to date Axel, she Buy him a new phone to communicate with him because he told her his phone didn't have a sim card, change her appearence based on one character he told her he likes. Idk if it was the same girl or not but he also got send ass pics
@@elektra8535 damn, any source Clips? I'm shaking right now
@@Emafan10 theres one 26 minute long from khaos clips. If you search Axel rpr Vesper it should be the very first one
@@elektra8535 thanks, i appreciate it
I didn't know this stream 😭 arigatou 🛐 as always
Man...the whole stream is gold
Uah.....Astel has lived in an entirely different world
I guess that was the moment the special grade cursed item begin to manifest 😂😂
Can't wait for astel's birthday
Sasuga Rizztel, he's already so charismatic since young age xD
No puede ser brother ese tipo no solo tenía fans en una escuela sino en 5 más, astel me hace sentir como si hubiera vivido la vida de la forma incorrecta xd
Certified sasuga Rizztel moment 😂
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Clip TSKR 🙏
I thought harem manga it's a fake😰
turns out there is some truth to it. exhibit 1: rizztel high school story
@@kentoscocos5238 or even axel's high school story
Astel got more girls than most harem protagonist lol
bro wtf 3 dates on Christmas??? nahhhh
He was winning in life..
Was not expecting would i lie to you panel show lol
Rizztel: *explains his amazing popularity*
Niu: hai hai
Rizztel: Btw I divided my time and dated 3 girls on christmas
Niu: *You sure this is a shameful memory?*
I don't think that's where you should've made the question Niu 😂
The space kusogaki got rizz
This short king is going full force on his rizz now, what have you done, Hinano?!
Wait didn't he tell that he was scared to talk to girls in the past and got better later on one of his stream.
He had to hold in his inner rizz demon, of course it's hard
He was talking about his streaming career on that occasion and he was scared to ask pretty much anybody not just girls that's why he was only doing collabs with his Holostars mates at that time. If I have to assume it was probably because of his insecurity (He also always said that he has a weak mentality) with his numbers on streaming that he felt he wasn't big enough to ask other streamers to do a collab with him and by the time he probably just shook it off and just do what he actually wanted and thus he unleashed his real character
Also other proof of this is when he talked about Coco's graduation, he felt that he doesn't hold enough power and courage (because of his insecurity of his numbers) to even properly say goodbye to her directly who was his own work mate and the person he always looked up to.
Probably got scared after his downhill losing confidence
Alongside what rythm sync said, the state of Holostars for a long while was very bad. They were isolated from the outside because they were idols, and they were isolated from Hololive because they were male.
The first collab with anyone outside didn't even happen until close to Miyabi's first anniversary. Essentially, confidence with day-to-day interactions does not equate to confidence as a streamer interacting with another streamer while also navigating their fanbase. He wasn't great with non-Holostars guys either, it was just way worse with girls due to everything that could go wrong. He didn't just have his own reputation but Holostars' reputation as a whole to think of. Their reputation wasn't great. Messing up just once could screw them over. No wonder he would get so nervous he'd throw up.
Both his and Holostars' situation is different now. Not only did he gain experience as a streamer, Holostars won't crash and burn if, for whatever reason, he screwed up.
It was all just an act in the end
holy frick thats insane
Axel: ayo!? A worthy opponent!
Astel Rizzler Leda~san
Bro born to RIZZ
There's some ambiguity from "好きだよね？" that couldn't be translated with "You like me, right?"
The original phrase doesn't specify who likes who but the translation does, so that nuance is lost. Not really the fault of the TL; I don't know of a natural English phrase that could express that ambiguity well.
"So you got a crush, right?" is the closest I can come up with myself. Still doesn't feel quite right, tho. Not presumptuous or arrogant enough 😂
it's confirmed Astel got that DOG in him
Arizztell!!
Astel is literally a shoujo manga love interest.
WHAT??? IRL IDOL, A IRL IDOL, BORM TO BE AN IDOL EVEN!
Something in me is awakening from this new intel
So he will walk the harem mc if talk to the girl. Such a scary ability that why he scare to talk to the girl
Mr. Astel Rizzda
Bros a rizz GOD
so the special grade curse has always been in him huh
Bro wtf this guy is actually living the anime life 😂
uwaaahh.. imagine if the girl that intentionally talk too long with astel got bullied behind after that. what a muddy situation
IIRC he told that a girl he had crush on was bullied by his fanclub which is the reason why he stops being nice to girls (or maybe just his fanclub girls).
Densetsu na Muteki na Jubutsu na Astel Leda! 😂
Now I'm 100% sure that
He's pretty handsome
And got a good pysiche
Man got that harem protagonist energy
I don’t know if his rizz would overpower Animan Studios Man💀
70 grills?! of course it was the rizztell 😏
Reminds me of Ikki from Amnesia
Bros a harem protagonist irl💀
Ngl i wanna be in this fanclub.
rizztel is real!!!!!!!!
astel very popular. interesting.
Astel was basically a less douchey Shinji back in highschool huh? Got a fanclub and all.😂
He should collab with Kamito one of these days and switch avatars, that would be fun.😂
Rizztel
Damn, no shame at all 😆
But did he tell them about his unrequited love in middle school? No
I'm impressed and somehow at the same time this mf pisses me off rn. 😠😂
I only wish I could have 0.0000000001% of the rizz that Rizztel has
Ah gigachad energy the girls love the badboi type divking them to get the ahead double peace
Hm? Got invited to a date? Turns out his friend is the one she likes? His friend is athletic? This pattern.... Dont tell me they sat on a bench too...
The thumbnail really do be like some kind of scandal paparazzi shot of Astel hitting on highschoolers and it fills me with both amusement and disgust.
Small is a rather off translation for 狭い there... if the school was small, he couldn't have had that many fangirls (because not every girl goes for sth that cringe, like 1 in 5 at most). He just meant it was cramped.
i thought this story was fake? astel said multiple times on stream that he only recently learned how to converse with girls and that he had anxiety all his life before?
He had anxiety as a streamer in Holostars, not in general.
Before then, as he's stated multiple times, the majority of his friends irl have been girls, so there's no way he only recently became comfortable talking with women is true.
The high school fan club is also a consistent story he has told to fans over the years.
@@heerotomoe Theres a video of him talking to Ollie about how he used to be shy talking to girls. He clearly says this. You can argue that this is only related to his vtuber career, but again it makes no sense for him to say he doesn't know how to talk to women ONLY in the vtuber industry. Otherwise he would've specifically said so instead of saying "I was always shy since my debut"
Just because he's shy around girls doesn't mean this story is fake as they're not contradicting. Astel is always been shy around people he just met (maybe even worse with girls) on stream, he's been working on this. It's very different from off stream as everything you said is recorded and watched (and judged) by people.
If you're wondering how Astel got those dates, this man can't say no to people. He even said yes to Rpr's BL plan when BL is his NG.
@@mkzuki3691 I don't think someone who would presume another person likes you just because you hanged out is someone shy to be around girls. And having a fan club of 70 women and getting asked out several times a month should definitely make you less shy as you're more experienced. Also he went on 3 different Christmas dates. I love astel don't get me wrong. But only a somewhat insensitive douche would do that, not someone shy of everyone let alone girls lmao. I don't think you realise how much Christmas means for couples in Japan. Going on 3 different dates is crazy
@@XLEZZY_REUPLOADS Yeah he said he's such a douche when telling the Christmas date. It's fine if you don't trust his story (in fact, you should take everything Vtuber said with grain of salt) but it's not impossible for a person having million subscribers, having collabs left and right and still being shy around people they just met. Maybe they just need more time to open up.