I hate how some people don't realize how much time he spends on this shit. I can't imagine how much time he spends looking at all the voice lines and combining them, then subtitling it...
The internet wouldn't be the same without your unique mixture of potent hilarity, overpowering sexiness and pure horror. Call the Nobel committee and tell them that your peace prize is overdue.
Fun fact: The line that says "go, go, socialize! Talk to those fine people and then plunge your knife into their throats when they ain't looking" It is really into the game, in the mission of the dark brotherhood where you have to go to the party and kill all the people
I've only just noticed that the tankard on the table is labelled "Sweat Seaman Glaze". It's all the little tiny jokes which make these into true masterpieces.
6:23 "That was great!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive. HIV positive." *Falcon Punches her across the bed* "Well this is a nice mess you've got me into." *Both laughing* "We're screwed." Lmfao!!
"That guy in the corner will follow me, you follow him, I will follow you, remember I trained for this follow thing my whole life so don't f*ck it up." -Barus 2006
*"I'm not a man. But neither am I a boy"*
legendary
_Funny_
Back when i was a little girl in France
We used to pick pretty daisies
The boys from the village, would whisper my name
"Balgruuf!"
*B A L L S D E E P I N I N F I N I T Y*
times square...
maybe, maybe yes
A E S T H E T I C
We're screwed
Gonna need that towel...
*Mark my words, the damn nachos will be mine*
Maniac 187 *Hello* *Friend*! *You* *want* *a* *real* *snack* *eh*?
*Fruits and vegetables!*
MLPsongsKorSub Bah
Seth S *Can be quite fresh and delicious!*
FUS ROH DAH!!!!!
12:08 This is without a doubt the best Gamer Poop scene of all time
I prefer
"Everyone is smoking _crack_ run!!! While you still can
Does anybody knows the song ?
Ayeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
I agree.
But my favorite is "I like meth!".
Gives me a laugh every time.
Have you seen the cock blockula one since then? That's my favorite
Let's get to bashing buttz as well as deeez nuts.
most memorable line I've ever heard.
it actually confuses me to hear that line without the outro music in the background.
The most memorable is "Let's bang,ok?" IMO
Aiiii
What about "There's no PUSSIIIIIIEEE"
Its ok
For we are men
Manly men
I hate how some people don't realize how much time he spends on this shit. I can't imagine how much time he spends looking at all the voice lines and combining them, then subtitling it...
Are you saying you hate yourself?
Makes you think , has it corrupted him?
It's corrupted mine!
Not just that, but tinkering with the game files, as well as making custom animations. Its hard but honest work.
Totally worth it.
Christian Puga “Honest pat for honest work”- farmer, Skyrim.
The "a little bird told me" one is one of my all time favourites, haha.
Alvaro Fdez-Miranda That's silly isn't it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Alvaro Fdez-Miranda Would you like some Milk, Little Kitty?
Same here! It's in my top 3 favs, along with Bashing Butts and Dragons Bitch.
@@shadysam602 here kitty kitty
@@shadysam602 hahahahaahaha
Is no one gonna talk about how perfectly Balgruuf says "I like nipples" like it was an actual line in game
Also that fucking HAAH
"lets get to bashing butts"
Oh, such sweet, simple innocent times back then...
Welcome to the internet.
AIEEE
"Papa! Mama's making me do kitchen work again."
*sigh*
"Son, your mother will pay for this. Get my bat."
Welcome to the internet
Eyyyyyyyy
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII
Find out, between the B A T T L E T I T S.
Had a dream I was swimming in orange soda. Then I realize it was just a Fanta sea.
BananaBros. like.
Roach the Kid that’s pretty clever
Shepard's "pathetic!" at 7:00 gets me every time lmao
"That guy behind me will follow me. You follow him. I will follow you!" I die every time XD
Why aren't there any Dragon Age gamerpoops? Those could be so good. Especially from Origins and 2.
yes, I've been wondering that myself, so much material to cover!
5:03 There's a zombie t-posing in the background
Cone omg yes
.
@@thatoneonewhitelatinowhogo8320 Maybe yes²
You have..... really sharp eyes(;_;)
We need more Witcher 3 GamerPoop.
Much, much more....
Maybe... maybe yes
Maybe yes square
RoarOfDamnation maybe yes squared times infinity
yeah
Balls deep in infinity..-..finity..-..finity...
*Gonna need that towel*
"It's time to act like a grownup."
"NO!!"
- (optional) taste it
"... detected short anomaly..."
I need to smoke a joint before I watch this masterpiece.
This is equivalent to smoking a joint on its own actually
Glazed it with some skooma
Mark my words, those damn nachos will be mine.
Jhoole 155 try fruits and vegetables! come on let's take a look at them
The Legend27 Out of my way, I've fondled a deer and I'll do it again.
Jhoole 155 Talk tough to me, huh? I love tough guys.
The Legend27 I'll have your head you filthy nord.
Jhoole 155 let's get to bashing buts as well as deez nuts.
I hope Mans1ay3r does a Mass Effect Andromeda Gamer Poop episode!
Hope BioWare won't make the entirety of Mass Effect Andromeda a huge Gamer Poop episode themself :)
I hope they do
Ryan D good news, he released a teaser an hour ago
Even better: he released the episode. :3
KerfuffleCookies Even better there's a second one
What is this....WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS CHANNEL EARLIER?!?!?!
*IT'S TOO GOOD!!!*
The internet wouldn't be the same without your unique mixture of potent hilarity, overpowering sexiness and pure horror.
Call the Nobel committee and tell them that your peace prize is overdue.
Geralt : WTF?
runs downstairs and trips
2:00 is, without a doubt, my favorite bit that this guy has ever made. I still go and track it down for a quick laugh.
11:15 I love how he just casually puts the guys heart in his chest pocket
This is honestly the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I've been looking at this for five hours now.
Another one?! IT'S THE END TIMES!THE END TIMES HAVE COME!
@AudiTheKNIGHT This one had me rolling, caught me so off-guard!
"Mark my words, the damn nachos will be mine." lol
Those were some fine ass nachos tbh
Fun fact:
The line that says "go, go, socialize!
Talk to those fine people and then plunge your knife into their throats when they ain't looking"
It is really into the game, in the mission of the dark brotherhood where you have to go to the party and kill all the people
7:20 I'm a simple person. I hear Solid Snake's scream, I laugh my ass off!
I use the quote “I want off this planet” practically everyday
"Mark my words the damn nacho's will be mine" -that always get me.
The little birdy skit is my all time favorite.
One day Ulfric will get those "pretty damn tasty nachos"...
DON'T GOOGLE NAKED OTTERS!
nathan de keijzer ffs
nathan de keijzer OH MY GOD WHY
MY EYES
IT BURNS!
I don't know why I thought it would actually be an otter. I honestly don't.
I've only just noticed that the tankard on the table is labelled "Sweat Seaman Glaze". It's all the little tiny jokes which make these into true masterpieces.
And the legend returns! 6years the grand champion comes back to dance around, IN SPACE!
Man I'm so happy coming back to these I haven't watched any gamerpoop in so long lol
i like you aaaassss, you`re lying Morgan
"So, yeah. I had a brief mess in my pants! It was like...
JizzzZZZzzzZZZzzz!"
Blaze P what game is that
@@Rhaeslover mass effect 3
Ey man, when is the Part 4 of resident evil coming out?
probably tonight. last ep had a reverb issue and the second part of that session (part 4) has it too so I was trying to figure out what caused it
mans1ay3r never been so early to one of your vids
You know, I never realized how much work is put into 'Gamer Poop' videos until now. Thanks for the effort and laughs, and good luck!
sweeeeeet hope it's all sorted out man. it wasn't bothering me though. ;-)
Find out between the Battle Tits...
This.
This is.
This is ART
REMEMBER! I've trained for this follow-thing my whole life, so DON'T F*** IT UP!
4:55 it says 68 wins in the top right corner, the Boethiah Bombshell was his 69th win
4:06 (EDI and Sheppard talking)
EDI: I detected a very short anomaly
Garrus: (Out of nowhere) Oh, that's nasty
I don't know why but laughed so hard 😆
It feels good knowing that I'm not the only that makes those mating calls.
Celibate Carl no...
ARRHHH ARRHH MMM ARRHH
Taylor Williams My body is yours
whisper that
softly
in my ears
Morgan Allsing ARHH MMM AARHHH MMMM!
This is America!
Women, girls. Back to our kitchens!
I'm dun with you
This is Germany?
DAN[GER] SWEDEN YES
he said beisball
I needed a good laugh today, thanks for the upload!
Yea Manslayer!!!! We love you for your unique content.
6:23
"That was great!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive. HIV positive."
*Falcon Punches her across the bed*
"Well this is a nice mess you've got me into."
*Both laughing*
"We're screwed."
Lmfao!!
"That guy in the corner will follow me, you follow him, I will follow you, remember I trained for this follow thing my whole life so don't f*ck it up."
-Barus 2006
Can't wait for a next Gamer Poop, the new ones! Please Captain PLANET!
i swear, these compilations only prove to me that gamerpoop is one of the best things on the internet.
*three people follow each other in circles*
"I've trained for this follow-thing my whole life." 7:23
advanced blade training kills me every time
"I detected a very short anomaly".
Javik's mouth had me laughing so hard out of this entire video.
The gift that keeps on giving
these compilations got me like, "Sweet" "Yes"
"it's time to act like a grown-up!"
"NOoooOoooOoooOoooo *gets shot* ooooh"
Hairy jungles? Down south?
I'M YER GAL!
The one with the shrek orc and the birdie got me.
My favorite is at 5:20. With the little bird saying nice things then it gets dark lol priceless
I feel like games aren't the same without all this in them.
The nacho part was fucking hilarious
Now I'm hungry for nachos
The dark meat line traumatized me
i love that mortal combat part and the orc screaming about how to burn them to the ground lol
I think the Blades Advanced Training killed me.
"Welcome to the internets, AIEE!"
lmfao
*DUN OF SHOCK*
Best part of any GamerPoop.
"-Out of my way! I once fondled a deer and I'll do it again!"
some people may say this is lazy. but please keep em coming. i love these.
Papa! mans1ay3r is making GamerPoop compilations again.
10:14 that was EXACTLY what i say xDD
I haven't laughed so hard that u cried in SOO many years. TY for this :D
Every damned time, how do you keep finding me?!
02:19
*"I've been looking for you, got something I'm supposed to deliver; your hands only."*
Mark my words... the damned nachos will be mine...
'It's time to act like a grown up!
NoOoOoOo'
Classic
I'm not even notification squad... I just wanted to watch Fallout 4 Gamerpoop... for the millionth time...
mans1ay3r is so fucking crazy, I love it.
5:01 Oh man I’ve been looking for this one.
I can quote nearly all of his Skyrim or oblivions gamer poops
Mark my words the damn nachos will be mine
Gamerpoop is the best 😂 such a good pick me up for having a bad start to the day
You gonna do red dead redemption 2 gamer poop when it comes out?
This guy just invented an entirely new genre of comedy. :D
5:19 Is just amazing :D
Mark my words, the damn nachos will be mine!
The part with the witcher killed me. I'm literally dead.
ALL HAIL MIGHTY MANSLAi3ER!!
Advanced Blades training always makes me holler.
“It was like *jizzizizzzizziiziizziziz* “ -Joker 2017
Never gets old
Seth Green as Joker is amazing.
6:58 Underrated moment.
Geralt really do be falling down the damn stairs all the time.
Was waiting for those witcher entrees- Johnys always knew what was cookin