There are a lot of flaws in Kaeya’s speedrun, if he thought of being an electro cicin in the first cycle he could’ve easily gotten an unbeatable record. Kaeya might’ve gotten a faster run if he also brought some of Jean’s **spicy** pictures but overall this is a very good run for Kaeya.
Im pretty sure kaeya’s run would’ve been better overall if he either sent the jean pics to the abyss herald, or sent them in general chat. He could’ve stated that he’s so powerful, he defeated jean leaving her unarmed and started taking pics of her. The abyss herald and other mages would’ve been sceptical at first, but after some persuading (and i have checked this, I calculated that the percent of persuasion when taking this route is about 43%) abyss herald would give in, and make Kaeya a moderator.
Now this is a story worth telling jean, "Hey jean I became a mod in the abyss mage server by seducing the abyss herald and now i guess we're a couple."
@@Tekiruru Nah, he's the one that falls for the "GET FREE NITRO BY CLICKING THIS LINK!!!!" Scam every time and he has to constantly make new accounts XD
I got this in my recommended when it came out, I knew nothing abt genshin and had never played it then. Now it's here in my recommended now, and I just want to say, it was better when I didn't know what it was LAKODJDIW
Paimon: HOW DO YOU GET THESE INFORMATION?!?!? keaya: i went in discord silly! Paimon: what is discord? Kaeya i went to sneak in there to see what plan they have next Meanwhile ago:
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Yes, my liege.
I will
Yessir
Helo
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Alt title: how to become a mod in discord, Genshin style
400+ likes but no comments? Well... I'm here!
:3
LMAO
Only if it was that easy
I just read genshin as genin and now I’m crying omg
We need this to be a series lol
I agree so bad
yeah
Yes
Agree
Agreed
When Abyss Herald is horni
*horni Herald 😳*
@@parizss LMAO
abyss herald nsfw speedrun when?
@@parizss lmaoo
average discord admin
Hey guys, I'm starting to think kaeya doesn't have spicy pics of Jean after all
he have, Jean wearing a spicy jalapeno costume lel
@@crfs630 lmao
maybe he should ask diluc :')
But he always has the costume of jalapeño to photoshop on Jean for his next catfish on Diluc
At the beginning Kaeya asked Jean for spicy pics. The conditions of this deal was a plans of abyss
Please have the “spicy pics” of Jean be her wearing a jalapeño costume
The cryo mage got trolled
You mean... Jueyun Chillies
@@yc5855 jeanyun chillies
@@shiroyourhero5793 perfect
literally
spicy
What also could have happened
Kaeya : I am your Prince so give me mod :/
Abyss Herald : ......
Kaeya : -_-
*Kaeya got banned by Abyss Herald*
Just appreciating this comment 😂
SORRY BUT-
*(ABYSMAL LAUGHING)*
PFFF
💀💀💀
HOLY MOLY THAT'S ALPT OF LIKES-
Diluc when he sees the thumbnail of this video: I'm about to end this man's whole career
or ellin LMAO
Pff
LMAO frr
@@fraustrauss YES AHA
@@er6j884 plot twist the cryo abyss mage account is actually diluc and ellin
There are a lot of flaws in Kaeya’s speedrun, if he thought of being an electro cicin in the first cycle he could’ve easily gotten an unbeatable record. Kaeya might’ve gotten a faster run if he also brought some of Jean’s **spicy** pictures but overall this is a very good run for Kaeya.
You horni
@@actingactinggrandmasterjea6201 KAEYA HERE IM SORY PLSS FORGIVE ME I AM VERY SORRU MAKE ME CAPTION AGAIAN PSLSLS
@@HlGHWAYSTAR it's not like you've got any calvary army to command lel
Im pretty sure kaeya’s run would’ve been better overall if he either sent the jean pics to the abyss herald, or sent them in general chat. He could’ve stated that he’s so powerful, he defeated jean leaving her unarmed and started taking pics of her. The abyss herald and other mages would’ve been sceptical at first, but after some persuading (and i have checked this, I calculated that the percent of persuasion when taking this route is about 43%) abyss herald would give in, and make Kaeya a moderator.
@@actingactinggrandmasterjea6201 Klee is here and Klee deffently didn’t bomb any fish! So don’t put her in solitary confimeant.
Sadly that cryo abyss mage still haven't got jean's spicy pics. RIP for those who got scammed.
ruclips.net/video/iybh8v7ZRDg/видео.html
Behind the scenes
Did cyro mage ever get his spIcy pics of jean?😳
top 10 mysteries science can't answer
That's too much for the Abyss so I doubt it 😤😤😤😳😳
"Cryo" mage shouldnt be allowed to get them "spicy" pics or it will apply melt
That would break his shield
Oh no 666 likes
After abyss herald finds out it's kayea: This world shall know pain
Kaeya better start running
@@Wasabi-rs5lv abyss Herald: UNIVERSAL PULL!
SHINRA TENSEI!
@@Wasabi-rs5lv I actually do have to run
The world will end!!!
2:55 “We could apply a electro-charged status on enemies”
Pls don’t give MiHoYo more ideas for spiral abyss 🥺
isn't there already a floor like that tho 😭 11? OR WAIT MAYBE THAT'S A CRYO ABYSS MAGE
3 months later, Mihoyo has listened under a new name: Corrosion
I already cry in my bathroom from fighting a Cryo Abyss Mage noooo 💉😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
But that actually was really sweet
Kaeya should flirt with enemies more
Because Kaeya always has a cool head, he managed to become a genius strategist, as this video here shows.
Electro Abyss Mage: "So what's his weakness?"
Cryo Abyss Mage: "Fatui Cicin Mage."
*Abyss Herald is a man of culture*
but doesnt everyone simp for cicin mage
@@fuck_youtube_handles nah i simp for mirror maiden 😋
Kaeya's "uwu" it was all i needed
Now this is a story worth telling jean,
"Hey jean I became a mod in the abyss mage server by seducing the abyss herald and now i guess we're a couple."
Jean posing while in that summer outfit: Are you sure this is necessary for finding information about the Abyss Order?
Kaeya: Absolutely.
Jean: "What did you find?"
Kaeya: "They're doing literally nothing."
Jean: "What was the cost?"
Kaeya: "..."
Jean: ಠ益ಠ
“Abooooouuuuut that”
"No amount of pleading shall save you now"
He is just there to give the Abyss mage those spicy pics of Jean......Also....Abyss Herald has nice taste...Cicin mage is a good choice
@Mirron Maiden
@@KFCG427 Ohhh Mama....Fatui Mirror Maiden is HOT!
@@DenBed Yea that lady is just super thicc xD
@@KFCG427 i can already sense the R34 artists doing their work
@@Khn_2102 ono
I LIVE FOR THIS MAKE THIS A SERIES
Pov: ur jean and see Kaeya change into an electro abyss mage and cicin mage
“Traitor or disguise????”
Disguise
When the Cryo Mage said that the weakness is Fatui Cicin Mage I can't hold my laughter! Hahahaha
The thumbnail made me chuckle so hard
Kaeya really is one of the smartest people in Tevyat. If this was cannon he would actually manage to pull this off
Idk why but abyss herald being portrayed as a mod is just perfect
It's so cringe I like it, personality was already added from the start WE NEED MORE
Plot twist : Kaeya is The Owner of the server
Everybody gangsta until the princess/prince, owner of this discord server connect to perma ban Kaeya and mute abyss herald
"We have not yet figured out how to destroy the Mondstadt."
-Abyss herald
HEY HEY NO, THIS IS NOT FAIR.
Kaeya didn't send the pics yet, where are they?!
Did he give the cryo abyss mage the spicy pics tho? I need them too
Wait what-
Oh, I got those Spicy pic's
Want some~
Let Me Know And I'll Happily Hand Over That Juicy File Kaeya Sent Me~
When Bennett uses Discord XD
Yes please
Bennet be that one guy that gets banned from discord using fake credit card for the free nitro thing
@@Tekiruru Nah, he's the one that falls for the "GET FREE NITRO BY CLICKING THIS LINK!!!!" Scam every time and he has to constantly make new accounts XD
He unfortunately can't run discord since his computer immediately dies
@@trollegeeldritchlordofhorr4461 Nah, He has a Really Old PC that takes a LONG time to load up things
Beluga "Genshin Impact addition"
yayy another one, how about the liyue qixing tho 😳 or perhaps hu tao, xingqiu, xinyan, xiangling, chongyun who are canonically friends 👁👁
Legend says that the cryo abyss mage is still waiting for the Jean spicy pics
I got a Genshin Impact Ad while watching this that had Klee and Jean in it XD
no bc im thinking of kaeya sitting at a computer typing “uwu” and i have been laughing for 5 minutes
Fun fact: i have spicy link of genshin impact and you can ask for it
What 😳
@@ihategachacringe5787 u want it ?
😳😳😳
Beluga look a like, bro you even used the same songs and the same concept of uwu e-girl
Imagine kaeya doing this on his computer or sum and diluc from behind is like : IS 7 IN THE MORNING MAN
I’m 101% sure he is the cryo abyss mage here to spy on mondstaught (idk how to spell it-)
I love how Kaeya used his skills for the good and betray the Abyss Order. definitely something he would do lmao
Beluga but genshin edition
Abyss Herald Discord moderator moment
Beluga Genshin edition
That's a nice portrayal of Kaeya. It's very accurate because Kaeya is an expert at manipulating.
Beluga: I dont remember making this 👀
You should join the solitary confinement server, I'm pretty sure "she" can already destroy Mondstadt
Kaeya really went through all of this, flirted with abyss Herald and got nothing
3:21
*Klee just slid into the server*
*Welcome, Alice*
*We hope you brought pizza.*
u just love how the abyss herald writes so serious all the time with "." at the end XDDD
Abyss Herald Anti-Horni Group
The Abyss Herald got catfished by Kaeya! My lungs! 🤣🤣🤣
I lost braincells while watching this
Lmao
The moment I saw the word spicy and Jean, I clicked so fast
so no one realize why there are no Lumine in here ??
She is the princess of the Abyss after all
Admin
Or Aether
The Jean pics were so spicy the cryo abyss mage's shield got destroyed
0:49 I know this sound from somewhere, but I don't know where, can somone tell me where this is from
I'M LAUGHING A LOT BRO- , PLEASE CONTINUE THIS CONTINUE !!!!!
We can’t just ignore the fact that he had an electro abyss mage picture
Me: Hears Cornered from Ace Attorney
Also me: *OBJECTION! YOUR HONOR, THIS IS ABSURD!*
Wait, if Abyss Herald was the only mod, then who was he talking to in the private channel?
Abyss Lactor should also be a mod. And Lumine/Aether is the admin.
@@notimetolive12 Yes
NOT THE MAGE SIMP
give us the jean sauce
Yes actually please
Simps
@@dinterdos simps lolol
I need it
I just had a genshin impact ad before I played the video 😂 honestly, you need to make series based on this
Did cryo abyss mage still get his pics?
Kaeya was being big brain but in the end, it was meant for nothing…
SWAG
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THESE DISCORD VIDEO TRENDS AREN'T STOPPING AND I BLAME/THANK BELUGA FOR EVERYTHING
"he likes fatui cicin mage"
cant say i blame him
Right before the video ended I got an ad about Paimon being emergency food lol
bruh just hearing that sound is giving me re zero flashbacks
I love how this is just like belugas discord video style and I love it
This contain so many different music from so many different memes that I almost choke
All my underlings are idiots
Why never just got someone competent as a herald like... Childe or hilichrul
Kaeya bout to just troll for fun after putting all the effort and time to get no plans, if he was not already having some sort of fun lol.
Idk who you are you just appeared in my recomendations, but i dont regret it- lol.
I love how when he's typing, every word is wrong despite all grammatically correct
he took these ideas from beluga honestly very smart I wanna see more of this series
i'm not rly fond of discord texting videos but dude this was absolutely hilarious
hope to see more content
abyss herald man of true culture as well.
Abyss Herald to Kaeya mage: *sandwich boy.*
Abyss Herald to Kauwueya:
*Sometimes*
*Exception is made.*
after i heard the witch of greed theme song " huh wa where emilia?" 🤣
Wow Kaeya went all this way just to find out they don't have any plans to destroy Monstadt
I need Zhongli asking each person on server for financial support to complete the ritual
*nice and spicy*
-Xiangling when she saw jeans photos, probably
Kaeya wouldn't even have to disguise himself. He could come as Kaeya and everyone in the Abyss server would worship him.
But he betrayed them. Became a good guy.
I got this in my recommended when it came out, I knew nothing abt genshin and had never played it then. Now it's here in my recommended now, and I just want to say, it was better when I didn't know what it was LAKODJDIW
Kaeya: do you want spicy pics of jean?
Diluc: KUDASSS
Abyss Herald be like "The age of sex and marriage for abyss should be 1 millisecond."
rip cryo mage, even after kaeya got mod, he never got the pictures...
kaeya is a sussy baka
abyss: can you make me mod?
even if there is a settings icon beside the channel
What usual people think how kaeya gets information.
Vs how he really does it.
not me opening another tab and thinking im getting spammed on discord
Paimon: HOW DO YOU GET THESE INFORMATION?!?!?
keaya: i went in discord silly!
Paimon: what is discord?
Kaeya i went to sneak in there to see what plan they have next
Meanwhile ago:
this is what kaeya means when he works behind the scenes
Jean :Kaeya is on a great mission.
The mission: Kaeya le became Cicin Mage
Not Adams theme playing when the abyss herlad joins I-