The Fighter and The Kid - Tom Segura

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  • Опубликовано: 18 июн 2015
  • Comedian Tom Segura joins Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen on a new Fighter and The Kid podcast.
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  • @rastamike62
    @rastamike62 9 лет назад +102

    Brian looks like he's ready to play Lee Harvey Oswald.

  • @Scanlan5
    @Scanlan5 3 года назад +44

    Who else listening to this legendary greatness in 2021 🔥

  • @nomy14
    @nomy14 9 лет назад +19

    Bryan as a scotsman, that accent was fucking atrocious hahahahahahah

  • @jrcmmaxgogoplata8402
    @jrcmmaxgogoplata8402 9 лет назад +101

    Bryan "Trevor " Callen lol

    • @rippedchan
      @rippedchan 5 лет назад

      Bryan "TURTLESANDGRAPES" Segura

    • @stevenwoods7813
      @stevenwoods7813 3 года назад

      Y She ysysyyduff ysyyyfssf ysystuff yssfysyssfsa had ysysautf yshr ysysywr09e0r0q6qrq6qq60qr6qq66wq666qqqrq0qq6qr6qq0666wwwywrywqwqqqqyqyqyywqyywwwywwwwyyqyyqqyqqyq0qywqwqqqqqqqqyqqqyye0ywq0yq34006 EU wa 32 qwerty 1 Wii 122 wrt 5 wrt 55

    • @stevenwoods7813
      @stevenwoods7813 3 года назад

      Y She ysysyyduff ysyyyfssf ysystuff yssfysyssfsa had ysysautf yshr ysysywr09e0r0q6qrq6qq60qr6qq66wq666qqqrq0qq6qr6qq0666wwwywrywqwqqqqyqyqyywqyywwwywwwwyyqyyqqyqqyq0qywqwqqqqqqqqyqqqyye0ywq0yq34006 EU wa 32 qwerty 1 Wii 122 wrt 5 wrt 55

    • @stevenwoods7813
      @stevenwoods7813 3 года назад

      I don't know what you mean 1st

  • @socketofdavis
    @socketofdavis 9 лет назад +22

    17:59 Segura killing it with the Paru line!!! I'm dying laughing!

    • @Krashout00
      @Krashout00 2 года назад +1

      That was funny asf 😂

  • @skylarqwerty614
    @skylarqwerty614 9 лет назад +167

    Those black guy impressions had me crying!!

    • @Rocksteddybelmont
      @Rocksteddybelmont 9 лет назад +14

      Skylar Qwerty i'm black and i loved that shit

    • @skylarqwerty614
      @skylarqwerty614 9 лет назад

      Rocksteddybelmont :D

    • @BillJohnson201
      @BillJohnson201 9 лет назад +2

      Rocksteddybelmont Holy shit!!! Im in tears listening!!! Im black all day too!

    • @duckdodgehide8664
      @duckdodgehide8664 8 лет назад

      me too. My stomach hurts from laughing.

    • @SkeetSystem
      @SkeetSystem 6 лет назад

      man this taste all fuccd up rite now

  • @raredopesongs5621
    @raredopesongs5621 9 лет назад +107

    Callen Looks Like TREVOR From GTA 5 LMAO

    • @robgoonbagpizza3413
      @robgoonbagpizza3413 6 лет назад

      Rare Dope Songs nahhh you got the wrong gta , looks more like one of those middle eastern dudes in 3 or 4

    • @jordanjae
      @jordanjae 3 года назад

      Bryan "trevor" callen someone said hahahahahahaaaa

  • @SpacemanXC
    @SpacemanXC 9 лет назад +61

    Fuck yeah. Tom is the shit.

  • @dusty616l
    @dusty616l 9 лет назад +55

    tom killed it. great guest. if only his set here in winnipeg went as good as this

    • @dusty616l
      @dusty616l 9 лет назад

      ***** badly, its on youtube

    • @dusty616l
      @dusty616l 9 лет назад +1

      guess it got taken down. it was hilarious.
      heres him on JRE talking about it ....
      /watch?v=x2TPDwYTfh4

    • @SpacemanXC
      @SpacemanXC 9 лет назад +1

      dusty616l Fuck yeah he did. I just had to come back for round 2 of Black vs Scottish. I'm dying.

    • @EvilAntic
      @EvilAntic 8 лет назад +1

      dusty616l It was the wrong type of crowd for him apparently.

    • @user-tz8el7tk7z
      @user-tz8el7tk7z 8 лет назад +3

      he's gonna be there again! Go watch him redeem himself

  • @lezmuz4105
    @lezmuz4105 2 года назад +3

    Bryan definitely looks like pre-serum Captain America.

  • @MilkAndSpaghetti
    @MilkAndSpaghetti 5 лет назад +14

    Black guy impressions start at 59:00 😂😂

    • @julianvanderross9409
      @julianvanderross9409 3 года назад +5

      Brendan trying to be black makes me cringe. Segura is the best!

    • @giggityeffyou
      @giggityeffyou 3 года назад +3

      Julian Van Der Ross
      Yea it was bad and rtards find him funny when he really just repeats what another comedian just said but less funny. He does it with Theo all the time

  • @tangybuttfrogfpv8772
    @tangybuttfrogfpv8772 3 года назад +10

    Watching this in 2021 i really miss bryan and young brendan was funny too

    • @malkinmalone
      @malkinmalone 2 года назад

      Brendan was a really good guy back then. You can see why Rogan and Callen became such good friends with him. They should bring this Brendan back.

  • @saltthewound10
    @saltthewound10 9 лет назад +6

    I normally don't actually laugh out loud when I'm by myself but Tom Segura had me crying with his impressions.

  • @TreSneaky
    @TreSneaky 9 лет назад +2

    That burn about Bryan looking like "Old Chris Evans from the beginning of Captain America" was priceless, his hair and shirt made it work so well.

    • @JesAllenMadden
      @JesAllenMadden 9 лет назад

      TreSneaky think you mean young chris evans from beggining before he got super powers

  • @DaKoTaROX1
    @DaKoTaROX1 9 лет назад +71

    Brian callen looks 80 as FFUUUCCCCKKK, FOR SURE GET MORE KRILL OIL

    • @alvinmwangi
      @alvinmwangi 9 лет назад +8

      Zion Lion420 Oh, a hundred percent!

    • @boozalm3715
      @boozalm3715 9 лет назад +1

      Zion Lion420 hahaa!

    • @drevm7991
      @drevm7991 8 лет назад +1

      Thanks bro, we already know how Brendan talks.

  • @cpt_kirk
    @cpt_kirk 9 лет назад +64

    Gotta have Tom on more often

  • @skorzeny7377
    @skorzeny7377 2 года назад +3

    this was the golden era, miss these days of the show

  • @Frank_San_Nicolas
    @Frank_San_Nicolas 8 лет назад +6

    i love Brendan Schaub's random aggressive shouts.

  • @justinthomas2334
    @justinthomas2334 9 лет назад +10

    the black guy impression lmaoooo

  • @dwhitt15
    @dwhitt15 8 лет назад +2

    "We got cornbread in the back, if you win this mothafucker" lol oh damn

  • @tom_shredz
    @tom_shredz 4 года назад +2

    17:36 ive had this vocal hook in my head for 4 years

  • @ikantspelgud1
    @ikantspelgud1 9 лет назад +13

    Oh no, what are ya doing Callen lmao

  • @neoprepper9887
    @neoprepper9887 9 лет назад +27

    Bryan kind looks like nico belic from grand thef auto 4

    • @neoprepper9887
      @neoprepper9887 9 лет назад +1

      he does though doesn't he?

    • @purpledro28
      @purpledro28 8 лет назад

      With a hint of Trevor

    • @Culturedtuna1
      @Culturedtuna1 8 лет назад

      +Neo Prepper Cousin, it is your cousin! we should go bowling together!

  • @pacificbudz
    @pacificbudz 9 лет назад +3

    The voice off was one of the best! tommy buns is hilarious

  • @praokon
    @praokon 9 лет назад +1

    LMAO that voice off was the best part! Dying here!! @16:45

  • @VeeDeLarge
    @VeeDeLarge 9 лет назад +3

    "LOVE ME LIKE YOUR OWN!!!"
    Hahahahhahahahahahaha!

  • @MatthewWillis3
    @MatthewWillis3 9 лет назад +2

    I love how it went from Brendan and Tom ganging up on Callen to Callen and Tom ganging up on Brendan. Funniest shit ever man

  • @dong2377
    @dong2377 9 лет назад +4

    Tommy is actually really good with the "black guy" impressions! LOL

  • @marriego
    @marriego 9 лет назад +13

    Man, I felt bad for Bryan when they made fun of him for "making up" the Larry Bird & Doctor J story, even when he doesn't lie they make fun of him.

    • @christianvalle4188
      @christianvalle4188 7 лет назад +2

      blacksea3 I know man i caught that too. Thats a known NBA fight.

  • @nike6357
    @nike6357 9 лет назад +3

    I wanna thank evan the beard for the good quality audio on this video.

  • @phantomleeni8630
    @phantomleeni8630 8 лет назад +29

    anyone here after just watching him on rogan?

    • @parqua
      @parqua 8 лет назад

      +Phantomleeni oh hell yeah

    • @joeyfaoro6308
      @joeyfaoro6308 8 лет назад +2

      Actually opposite for me, came from Rogan on your moms house!

    • @pretzelgtr
      @pretzelgtr 6 лет назад

      Im here cos of Tom

  • @eddiehead5515
    @eddiehead5515 7 лет назад +30

    10x10 with an s on da end, I'm from the 100s block homie

    • @1GiancarloD
      @1GiancarloD 6 лет назад

      Eddie Head That part had me cracking up lol

    • @AZCaveMan480
      @AZCaveMan480 5 лет назад +2

      If you haven't please find the song that a YMH fan made with all of Seguras rap egos! So good lol

  • @Decimalten
    @Decimalten 9 лет назад +1

    I knew when I saw Tom Segura joins TFaTK this would be gold. His stand-up is some of the best. Obviously Bryan and Brendan were great as usual, props fellas.

  • @PegLegJordan1985
    @PegLegJordan1985 9 лет назад

    the 17 minute mark cracks me the fuck up every time, I've re watched it like 10 times. I'm dying laughing.

  • @alankim1084
    @alankim1084 9 лет назад +1

    the last 5 minutes are comedy gold.

  • @jaymeramirez7435
    @jaymeramirez7435 2 года назад

    Omg! 😂 I’m barely seeing this for the first time. 😆 Sup Kane!!! I’m in tears 😂

  • @siegelife54
    @siegelife54 3 года назад +3

    Bryan's financial advice.. "Dont buy real estate." The one thing that almost NEVER loses value. "Buy a restaurant." The one business that fails within the first 3 years 90% of the time.

  • @johe24
    @johe24 9 лет назад

    "real quick" this was the best episode ever

  • @xTeaGasx
    @xTeaGasx 9 лет назад +16

    Bryan looks like Jorah Mormont's Brother lol

  • @tibiasuckness
    @tibiasuckness 8 лет назад

    Lmfaooo at Tom's eye roll at 6:24

  • @vladimircrisan
    @vladimircrisan 7 лет назад +2

    This is the best inro ever. never stop making fun of bryan callen!

  • @goes_to
    @goes_to 4 года назад +1

    37:47 coach callen dropping football knowledge

  • @brantwilson
    @brantwilson 7 лет назад

    Cracking the fuck up right after the hour mark lmao

  • @kronker
    @kronker 9 лет назад

    This is a very funny podcast. I'm glad FOX show the video and produces it. Thanks FOX.

  • @YMoney-
    @YMoney- 7 лет назад +5

    Lmao the voice off

  • @justinlawlor3898
    @justinlawlor3898 2 года назад

    2022, I've been here since day 1, i was at Bryan's and schaubs first live show a million years ago and I had a great time and I watched there podcasts from the beginning

  • @DARTHDEVIOUS210
    @DARTHDEVIOUS210 7 лет назад +1

    @ 11:50 😂😂😂😂😂 DYING!!!!!

  • @pretzelgtr
    @pretzelgtr 6 лет назад

    You 3 got best chemistry going

  • @carlospadilla3320
    @carlospadilla3320 9 лет назад +1

    17:58 I'm dying!!!

  • @SilverKen15
    @SilverKen15 9 лет назад +3

    ten times ten thats the hunet block!!!!!! lmfaooooooooooooooo

  • @WickedMo13
    @WickedMo13 9 лет назад +2

    These three should have there own podcast

  • @robertruiz98
    @robertruiz98 2 года назад +3

    The world was such a different place six years ago

  • @kalebsmith4440
    @kalebsmith4440 9 лет назад +1

    Tom's always one of my favourites, great to see him on the show
    Ahaahaaaaa i love Tom's black voices xD They kill me!1
    Bryan's accent while at some times ok, it can be so cringey hahaa
    LMAO Brendan Schaub's black voice is hilarious!

  • @WannaBURN
    @WannaBURN 9 лет назад

    Is their anyway to amplify the volume? I have to concentrate on it, to hear it.

  • @mugshotmarley
    @mugshotmarley 9 лет назад +7

    I just realized that Big Brown's haircut is exactly like War Machine's.....

    • @soggyciggy
      @soggyciggy 9 лет назад +3

      Fuck that woman beater

    • @Villehakkinen87
      @Villehakkinen87 9 лет назад +1

      Mugshot Marley Dude Big Brown and War Machine don't belong in the same sentence.

    • @MrTravis346
      @MrTravis346 9 лет назад +12

      Gymfighter You just used them in the same sentence dude!

    • @boozalm3715
      @boozalm3715 9 лет назад +1

      PelicanPubes LOL!

  • @VoiD1x
    @VoiD1x 9 лет назад +10

    funniest TFATK

  • @buffalosoldiers8874
    @buffalosoldiers8874 9 лет назад +25

    bryan needs to shave it all

    • @unshutoptic1
      @unshutoptic1 9 лет назад +36

      blah blag Rogan will give him the talk pretty soon I feel.

    • @boozalm3715
      @boozalm3715 9 лет назад +4

      Smokey Rockwell I think you'd be surprised.

    • @LamassuSound
      @LamassuSound 9 лет назад +1

      Boozal m i think YOU would be surprised.

    • @user-tz8el7tk7z
      @user-tz8el7tk7z 9 лет назад +1

      He needs to shave his head and rock a Roy Nelson beard

  • @hozzyboy
    @hozzyboy 4 года назад +6

    Bryan looks like a homeless guy going to his first job interview in 6 years.

  • @TheDJOblivion
    @TheDJOblivion 9 лет назад +14

    "imma donate 10 thousand dollas to that rainbow shit" LOL classic

  • @lefty4556
    @lefty4556 Год назад

    49:08 Shaub watch this part you can play football on the beach with your kid now!! Congratulations 🎊

  • @joewilson888
    @joewilson888 9 лет назад +4

    Schaub has me crying laughing with his Kimbo corner man impressions! He ACTS? like he doesn't know why thats racist; Hilarious!

  • @camwalk7396
    @camwalk7396 4 года назад +1

    When you're feathering it brother

  • @vidhayreddy4644
    @vidhayreddy4644 8 лет назад +4

    Thought this was a short clip; checked after 6min to find out it's nearly 2hours, but was so entertained, I stayed up until 1:20am to finish. Super funny, and The Fighter's racist Black impressions were hilariously inappropriate; I like the dynamic between him and The Kid: a kind, meathead jiu-jitsu expert, plus an obscure, intellectual MADtv legend. My first episode of The Fighter and The Kid, but definitely not the last

  • @dokidokideathproof
    @dokidokideathproof 3 года назад +1

    It's amazing how a little camera magic can make brendan look small.

  • @Blueberry_Muffins
    @Blueberry_Muffins 9 лет назад

    I thought I heard Bryan's accent somewhere. He's the Vegas church guy from the hangover

  • @boozalm3715
    @boozalm3715 9 лет назад +2

    Holy fuck those black voices! Sooooooooo good!

  • @amadeus3418
    @amadeus3418 9 лет назад +11

    googled bryan callens height and its 5 ft 9
    even google knows your height bryan smh

    • @charlesbronson2104
      @charlesbronson2104 5 лет назад +3

      Dents..

    • @backseatpalace
      @backseatpalace 4 года назад

      Nah he 5’11 look at him next to Chris Delia and delias 6’2 Callens barely shorter

  • @ttoms96
    @ttoms96 9 лет назад +1

    seriously one of the funniest podcasts i've ever seen

  • @michieldijksterhuis7162
    @michieldijksterhuis7162 9 лет назад

    lol the imposter is oooooooold as fuuuuuuuuuck good docu tho

  • @kidproblem1
    @kidproblem1 8 лет назад

    my older bro played on the lions and the cardinals for like 3 years, and he worked his ass off his whole life. Now hes a personal trainer, but getting there is tough

  • @Krashout00
    @Krashout00 10 месяцев назад

    Bryan.. the hair slicked back with hamburger grease is crazzyyyy

  • @vanners08
    @vanners08 7 лет назад +7

    Hey Callen! For sure don't drive a big white van if you look like that, if he got pulled over by a cop if he even had a mint on him he's going to prison.

  • @iAmRob0
    @iAmRob0 9 лет назад

    "Fuck it Bry, let's jump off the cliff and see if I sprout wings..."

  • @BradyIsAfagInHeat
    @BradyIsAfagInHeat 7 лет назад +1

    segura killed me with the tom or black skits.

  • @andykerr87
    @andykerr87 9 лет назад +5

    That was a Scottish accent? Haha

  • @CarnalKid
    @CarnalKid 8 лет назад +2

    "We got Bin Laden in Pockie-stonn"-Bryan Callen

  • @producedbyAntonio
    @producedbyAntonio 9 лет назад +12

    The main mommy ALWAYS keeps em high and tight.

  • @cosmic7431
    @cosmic7431 9 лет назад +2

    I like Brendan's black guy impression lol

  • @clintonoshea
    @clintonoshea 8 лет назад +1

    LOVE Tommy Buns!

  • @theswampfox9956
    @theswampfox9956 9 лет назад +1

    How did they not mention Bo Jackson? Top level athlete in two sports. Or Herschel Walker? One of the most well rounded and durable athletes in the NFL and still has the athleticism to compete in one of the toughest sports known to man (MMA) at the age of 50.

  • @MatthewWillis3
    @MatthewWillis3 9 лет назад

    Next podcast should be: The fighter, The man and the bear😂😂😂

  • @handifunk
    @handifunk 8 лет назад

    Bryan Callen looks like he dressed up as Picasso for Halloween

  • @tomiokalos
    @tomiokalos 9 лет назад

    Lmao I was like who tf is on the right

  • @Donthasslemeimlocal
    @Donthasslemeimlocal 3 года назад

    Ryan Gowen looks older here than he does now 😂

  • @freddycupples1448
    @freddycupples1448 9 лет назад +2

    My favorite part was when Callen would say the exact same thing Schaub and Segura just said, but in the least concise and constructive manner as possible.

  • @Delphius-
    @Delphius- 5 лет назад

    Brian's accent is perfect for a low budget, b movie

  • @IntrigueAvenue
    @IntrigueAvenue 9 лет назад +2

    1 hour 23 in - I think Brendan is referring to Ronda. I remember Meisha Tate saying Ronda uses an all natural deodorant that doesn't work.

  • @justinmata3248
    @justinmata3248 5 лет назад

    This is the best!!🤣😅🤣

  • @auroraborealis13579
    @auroraborealis13579 5 лет назад

    I died at..."I love cornbread".... aw, Brandon. What an innocent.

  • @stevencevallos3488
    @stevencevallos3488 7 лет назад

    yo Bryan got that part fo sho!!!

  • @chaselepard
    @chaselepard 2 года назад

    Still funny in 2022. Thanks jeans

  • @fckfn2452
    @fckfn2452 2 года назад

    I mean sir kev the commercial

  • @powerslideita
    @powerslideita 9 лет назад

    Brian's scottish accent is epic

  • @siegelife54
    @siegelife54 3 года назад

    Wayne Gretzky skated circles around everyone in the League. He was by no means an "average" anything.

  • @siegelife54
    @siegelife54 3 года назад +1

    Minute 1:18:00 This is where the rumors began...

  • @nihilisztt2360
    @nihilisztt2360 8 лет назад

    1:38:18
    "really?"
    that exchange.

  • @elguapo42
    @elguapo42 4 года назад

    Bryan looks like Lee Harvey Oswalt

  • @Smingleflorp
    @Smingleflorp 4 года назад

    How great would a Method Man, Redman tennis movie be?

  • @pamphleteer6080
    @pamphleteer6080 5 лет назад

    Callen's hair!! :):)

  • @LAPhil-ey1dv
    @LAPhil-ey1dv 9 лет назад

    I'm dying