2 years after I finally realize: "I'm not really thinking this through!" -Opening cookie- "I think therefore I am? That's not even a fortune!?" -Disappears- He wasn't thinking it through, therefore he wasn't thinking, therefore, he wasn't.
Uhm, actually, that's a classic case of mistaking A => B for B => A (or getting the contraposition wrong). That he doesn't think doesn't mean he isn't. If he wasn't, that would mean he didn't think, but that's not what the statement said. However, if you leave formal logic aside, it's a very nice gag. :D
"if we didnt experience one self contained catastrophe per week then everybody magically observing our lives would get bored pretty fast" BOYS THEY KNOW, GET THE NEURALIZERS.
I once got a cookie that said "every problem you face today will be wiped away by the sands of time." 'Don't worry, no matter what you do you'll be dead and forgotten some day.' Great. A cookie told me my life was meaningless.
Luka Saracen The appropriate response is to write a passive aggressive note of your own, slip it back inside the cookie, and give it back to the owner of the Chinese restaurant you bought it from.
DM has great acting in general, but Kyle's facial expressions, double-takes, his timing in general is just sublime. One that particularly comes to mind is almost everything from "Use the doors" ruclips.net/video/RVHw5Hcat9s/видео.html
@@modellking Its funny, Chaotic Neutral so insane is arguable, and depends on the campaign but a couple of weeks for a three month campaign is about right.
@@modellking Also the Cleric had Spare the Dying as a cantrip so they were pretty safe from death... until the Cleric drew a death card (immobilized in stone and slowly drained of hp).
@@modellking And after the first game they decided to only draw one every session, and the cataclysmic cards were nerfed a bit. (I never made them draw any, but the temptation is real).
I hope you've learned your lesson about leaving big piles of unopened fortune cookies in the middle of your living room. There's a REASON they wrap those things individually, you know.
I swear, you guys always manage to tag your shit at the end phenomenally. I was mildly entertained until he fell out of the sky without his pants; then I was in stitches. :)
Years ago on my Grandma's birthday, my Uncle took us to a chinese buffet. At the end of the meal he was passing out cookies and asked me to pick one. I told him I didn't want one because I don't really believe in those. He asked me to pick one so he could know which one was his and I declined again--so he tossed them into the air. The one that landed closest to me, he said, was mine. I figured I would eat the cookie and at my uncle's prodding I read my fortune out loud. It stated, "He who seeks wisdom from a cookie is starving." Apparently the cookie didn't believe in itself either!
One time there was no fortune inside my cookie, but then again 1 year after that I had 2 fortunes inside one cookie so I guess that balances itself out.
Maybe those two cookies were made right next to each other. Two fortunes got in one and none in the other. One of the cookies was sold and the other put in storage. Then a year later, it too was sold. You were given both of them.
I watched this quite a few times now, never noticed the last cookie is in the wrapping in one scene and somehow unwrapped when he smashes it. Neat the things you don’t notice in plane sight when you’re laughing.
Man, you guys are the next Britanick, and I say that with the utmost reverence. I was so disappointed when they abandoned their channel and I didn't think I would find a Comedy skit Channel of their caliber. Not to mention, you have been doing this for years, I never noticed. Great job, guys. Super impressed. Keep it coming.
I wish my Chinese food experiences went like that. Also, if Kyle was the one reading the last fortune, then that means that the fortune cookies will make a comeback, as that may be the obvious lesson he hasn't learned.
Dasi boards, fortune cookies, looks like someone needs to make an episode about building the Oracle wonder in Civ..... Or, watching the Ring tape at least
Going back through some older Door Monster videos and enjoying them all over again is a pleasant way to pass the time. Until you abruptly notice that JP has some considerable junk in the trunk and then feel self concious. Yay me...?
"nobody likes your milkshakes." Okay, got to go back and stroll down through the binge list, I don't remember Kyle ever making milkshakes, just Ian and and Ricky.
The only detail that bothers me is that bloody lamp. It's on the ground at 1:20 and then it's back on the table at 1:43. Other than that great video guys.
Eight months late, but since there's no reply, and others might have the same concern, it's back on the table because everything was fixed by the second last fortune.
Wait, so sketch Kyle knows that he's in a sketch? Do the other know?! DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THERE REAL WORLD COUNTERPARTS?!?!?!? P.S. I actually like the taste of fortune cookies.
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Once, I got two fortune cookies in the same package. The first one I opened said “your fortune is in another cookie”. Greatest day of my life.
What did the other one say?
2 years after I finally realize:
"I'm not really thinking this through!"
-Opening cookie-
"I think therefore I am? That's not even a fortune!?"
-Disappears-
He wasn't thinking it through, therefore he wasn't thinking, therefore, he wasn't.
Inukai now I feel like a dumbass for not getting that
Ooooooooooooh
Damn that went so far over my head
I thought that was kinda obvious but aight, sorry if I made you feel stupid
Uhm, actually, that's a classic case of mistaking A => B for B => A (or getting the contraposition wrong). That he doesn't think doesn't mean he isn't. If he wasn't, that would mean he didn't think, but that's not what the statement said. However, if you leave formal logic aside, it's a very nice gag. :D
"if we didnt experience one self contained catastrophe per week then everybody magically observing our lives would get bored pretty fast"
BOYS THEY KNOW, GET THE NEURALIZERS.
I'm on it, should we bring the erasers or no?
I've got ya fam they're right here. I got them from IKEA but I lost the instructions so good luck using them.
NitroNinja_101 The instructions are in Swedish anyway who needs them?
"From that last video-"
*SLAP*
"From that one time that actually happened."
The instructions would probably just tell use to equip it with a rocket launcher anyway, let's pass this time around.
"I'm not really thinking this through! ... I think therefore I am? That's not even a fortune!" *disappears*
Clever.
Subtle fourth wall breaks, creative use of After Effects, JP being JP, this is Door Monster at its finest.
Holy crap! Yes it is!
OH WOW I NEVER NOTICED,THEYRE DOING A SEASON 3 DOODLECON
I was eating a fortune cookie as this was playing.
"subtle"
Subtle fourth wall breaks are tight
"Feeling confident today, are we?"
I don't know what it is about this line, but it kills me every time!
I once got a cookie that said "every problem you face today will be wiped away by the sands of time."
'Don't worry, no matter what you do you'll be dead and forgotten some day.'
Great. A cookie told me my life was meaningless.
Luka Saracen
The appropriate response is to write a passive aggressive note of your own, slip it back inside the cookie, and give it back to the owner of the Chinese restaurant you bought it from.
i once got " you only live once but if you live right you only live once" i mean... it makes sense lol
I got a cookie which said
"You will have a good, fast car."
Yeah.
life goals
"Well that was forttuunna... "
"Lucky, why do we do this to ourselves"
Kyles face when he's about to say that line is priceless!
DM has great acting in general, but Kyle's facial expressions, double-takes, his timing in general is just sublime. One that particularly comes to mind is almost everything from "Use the doors" ruclips.net/video/RVHw5Hcat9s/видео.html
"Hey that's what your fortune said would happen!"
"Feeling confident today, are we?"
Sick burn.
"I think therefore I am"
*disappears*
kyle = mindless robot confirmed?
Yeah, I don't think so.
**pop**
But then he'd still be thinking about him not thinking it through
OH! I thought it said "I think they're 4 AM"! Clearly I am an idiot.
*pop*
Yea I wondered what the hell 4 am was referencing to
I thought he said something to do with ham, but just a few moments later figured it out
"...and nobody likes your milkshakes."
Broooos this man just hit this guy at his core. Low blow, pullin the "bad milkshake" card.
Others: " What is the Deck of Many things?"
Me: *Points to this video*
YES! My new players draw one every battle... they died, were sent to other dimensions, and got level 4 clones of themselves before level 2.
@@sonoftheviper__4304 I have 3 questions: Why do you give level 1s a deck? Are you insane? How long does your prep take?
@@modellking Its funny, Chaotic Neutral so insane is arguable, and depends on the campaign but a couple of weeks for a three month campaign is about right.
@@modellking Also the Cleric had Spare the Dying as a cantrip so they were pretty safe from death... until the Cleric drew a death card (immobilized in stone and slowly drained of hp).
@@modellking And after the first game they decided to only draw one every session, and the cataclysmic cards were nerfed a bit. (I never made them draw any, but the temptation is real).
Come on guys, you didn't even check your lucky numbers!
Huh my lucky numbers were 4 2 0 6 6 6
nah, 4 8 15 16 23 42 are his lucky numbers
:D
+Matthew Loser Is that a lost reference is see there?
***** Well those numbers do seem to show up everywhere. . . .
“Next time I try to fly, I'm gonna fall to my death-and then lose my pants.”
That's when I started laughing out loud. Another brilliant video, guys!
Daniel Berke mine was I think therefore I am, that's not even a fortune! *pops out of existence*
Best part is that it happens at the end of the video.
Wait, next time?
Thank god nobody's magically observing your lives eh lads
James B. O'Hearn speak for yourself
Unless you count those weirdos that gave upon them from beyond the fourth wall...
No, it's quite technical
“If we didn’t experience one self-contained catastrophe every week anyone magically observing our lives would get bored pretty fast.”
RUclips in a nutshell
“I’m not really thinking this thru.” “I think therefore I am.” *Disappears*
I see what you did there.
I hope you've learned your lesson about leaving big piles of unopened fortune cookies in the middle of your living room. There's a REASON they wrap those things individually, you know.
0:43 "And nobody likes your milkshakes!" Great callback to my favorite sketch!
We would like to experiment with some of those cookies
The Collective Hey I have a quick question. If I were to punch one of you in the face, would the rest of you feel it?
I already got to it but they said I would become a millionaire so... Probably just coincidence that all those things happened
I feel like that's the whole point of being a collective... so, yes?
The cookies sound very useful for militaristic purpose.
Proffesor RUclips We agree with this idea, however we would prefer to reverse engineer them in order to create our own
"Nobody likes your milkshakes."
After binging Door Monster, this is hilarious.
Nothing will ever top Rocko's Modern Life's take on this.
"Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."
It's jumanji! But from the Chinese restaurant next to IKEA!
"I think, therefore I am"
*disappears*
lmao
"Why did we eat so many? THEY DON'T EVEN TASTE GOOD"
The most true words that have ever come from this channel.
the rhubarb-zuchini reference killed me
Hertog Appel NO ONE LIKES YOUR MILKSHAKES
OH NO THATS IT, COME ON, COME ON
YOU WANNA GO!
+Byron Troskot-Jenkins YEAH!
OMG same!
I'm glad you went that extra mile to stick fortunes in JP's ear.
All him.
i have been watching this video for 2 years and i just got the "i think therefore i am" joke.........
I swear, you guys always manage to tag your shit at the end phenomenally. I was mildly entertained until he fell out of the sky without his pants; then I was in stitches. :)
Years ago on my Grandma's birthday, my Uncle took us to a chinese buffet. At the end of the meal he was passing out cookies and asked me to pick one. I told him I didn't want one because I don't really believe in those. He asked me to pick one so he could know which one was his and I declined again--so he tossed them into the air. The one that landed closest to me, he said, was mine. I figured I would eat the cookie and at my uncle's prodding I read my fortune out loud. It stated, "He who seeks wisdom from a cookie is starving."
Apparently the cookie didn't believe in itself either!
Does Door Monster have ANY punchlines that don’t stick the landing perfectly? No. No, they do not. 😊
GM: So you want to eat a cookie? Give me a roll.
*endlessly rolls a nat 1*
1:09 I hate it when my doorhandle spontaneously combusts... So inconvient.
Who knew fortune cookies could cause Armageddon within the span of “several minutes”?
The last time I had fortune cookies they tried to compliment me. "You're smart, you'll find a way." Bitch, I know I'm smart, it's luck that I wanted.
One time there was no fortune inside my cookie, but then again 1 year after that I had 2 fortunes inside one cookie so I guess that balances itself out.
Maybe those two cookies were made right next to each other. Two fortunes got in one and none in the other. One of the cookies was sold and the other put in storage. Then a year later, it too was sold. You were given both of them.
@@greywolf7577 Seems very unlikely.
This is exactly what happens when your party finds a Deck of Many Things in D&D...
I binged almost all of Door monsters videos over the past 2 weeks and now I need more. Dammit Door Monster, your videos are just too good.
I watched this quite a few times now, never noticed the last cookie is in the wrapping in one scene and somehow unwrapped when he smashes it. Neat the things you don’t notice in plane sight when you’re laughing.
Did you accidentally drop the cookie at 0:30 or was that scripted?
Great video BTW :)
ppleater its called improvisation prpably not scripted but a good addon
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general kitten I'm pretty sure it's called gravity
It is scripted because it is the punch line at the end
ppleater I
Story time: Almost got killed by a fortune cookie :O (Not clickbait!)
Okay prank channel
+Christian blaise toy unboxing vid?
You just choked on it, didn't you.
+Alex the Great no.... no it jumped out of the package into my throat cause .......evil
-almost- got killed by a cookie
watch till the very end bud
1:09 I almost spit out my drink -- your comedic timing is brilliant!
It's awesome to see the quality of your content improving so exponentially! And the end, once again, was perfect! Never ceases to make me laugh!
Thanks so much! Happy to please :)
Man, you guys are the next Britanick, and I say that with the utmost reverence. I was so disappointed when they abandoned their channel and I didn't think I would find a Comedy skit Channel of their caliber. Not to mention, you have been doing this for years, I never noticed. Great job, guys. Super impressed. Keep it coming.
“... and nobody likes your milkshakes” dang, references to your oldest videos
Would you be okay with your collective fans (and Collective fan if they're into it) making a Door Monster TV Tropes page?
Hell yes
Looks like people followed through: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebVideo/DoorMonster
Note that he never actually unwrapped the cupcake.
Me when I first saw this video: Wow great video
Me after binge-watching every Door Monster video up to this point: I GET THE MILKSHAKE JOKE NOW
"I think, therefore I am!"
*Disappears*
I love how you guys upload on Mondays, this is the best way to start of the week :D
Happy to make the week a little better!
0:37 AND YOU WERE ADOPTED!!!
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!
1:20 Is the lamp ok?!
Seriously, I too wonder about it's fate.
Rest In Peace lamp. It's a shame really. The lamp was far too young... you might even say... It had such a bright future....
Major Plothole its bright days have come to an end ... it leaves us with dark times ... rest in peace, LampyMcLampFace
See if you can find a lamp
dont worry later on it magically reappears back on the shelf
That was awesome. The fortunes coming true was predictable, but I loved the fourth wall break near the end.
I once got a fortune that said I should eat more Chinese food because it's healthy. Needless to say I don't believe in fortunes
Chinese food is healthy... as long as your definition of Chinese food doesn't include chicken balls and general Tsao Chicken
That "I think therefore I am" bit was hilarious. Pure gold.
Love the milkshake call back
Ohh, the milkshake reference. Nice! And: REWIND IS COMING! (The music at 1:20 sounds exactly like the rewind commercial music)
5 years later this will be a Rick and Morty episode
I dont think there is another channel that produces such consistently good content
Nobody likes your milkshakes... A self-reference?
continuity error, he smashed a cookie that was supposed to be in the wrapper.
The wrapper didn't think, therefore it wasn't.
What?
I think that was intentional. It may have been part of the joke.
I wish my Chinese food experiences went like that. Also, if Kyle was the one reading the last fortune, then that means that the fortune cookies will make a comeback, as that may be the obvious lesson he hasn't learned.
Every episode without fail is gold. Be proud of what you have accomplished! :)
Thank you! We are :)
So does JP just like taking his Trousers (I'm British, sue me) off or is it in his contract that he must at least every 3 to 4 videos...
Jonathan Plowman i guess he's just feeling confident today
@@klobiforpresident2254 am not british, took me a second.
for non british who still don't understand, pants is what the brits use for underpants
Dasi boards, fortune cookies, looks like someone needs to make an episode about building the Oracle wonder in Civ..... Or, watching the Ring tape at least
The ring would be a fantastic idea! I can see them doing so many funny things with it!
Indeed
Thank you for improving my mondays, and by doing that my whole week! This videos are seriously funny and very well-made!
You're very welcome :) Thanks for watching!
This reminds me a bit of Jumanji
TheoneandonlyDrops It also kind of reminds me of Space Jumanji!
zartaina was name of that movie right?
John Salty I don't know, I just call it Space Jumanji because that's what it really is when you come down to it.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
"Space Jumanji" is "Zathura". I should know, I wound up watching the damn thing six or seven times.
"Feeling confident today, are we?" gold
Your fourth wall breaking never ceases to crack me up
'Nobody likes your milkshakes' should be the signature insult for Door Monster moving forward
I am sure you know this and is why you commented this, but it is not the first time the insult has been used.
"You will fail to learn an obvious and valuable lesson": daily human condition.
Going back through some older Door Monster videos and enjoying them all over again is a pleasant way to pass the time. Until you abruptly notice that JP has some considerable junk in the trunk and then feel self concious. Yay me...?
My fortune cookie said "Help I'm being held captive in a fortune cookie factory".
"nobody likes your milkshakes." Okay, got to go back and stroll down through the binge list, I don't remember Kyle ever making milkshakes, just Ian and and Ricky.
The fortune sticking out of his ear is the best thing I've seen in a while.
"...and nobody likes your milkshakes." Omg i love the reference to the old video.
Neighbors notice paranormal activities happening: "It's them again, isn't it?" "Yeah..." "We are moving out" "Yeah..."
I really liked the part where JP smashed open the last cookie
*Dramatically opens fortunate cookie* i never thought i would see the day
Great one once again, i especially loved the 4th wall breaking as it was used in a smart way.
How hard was it for you to create the apocalypse scene ?
OH SNAP! Its like the Deck of Many things!
What is the lesson Kyle forgot to learn? It can't be the flying thing since the cookie was Kyle's fortune, not JP's.
It was reading the last fortune
Misfortune cookies would be a much better name.
Another Great skit by the minds of Door Monster. Can't wait for your next one!
0:35 To be fair, J.P. is a very attractive Dude
My mom once got a fortune Cookie in which the fortune said "You have no soul." Her next fortune cookie had no fortune in it at all.
quit your bullshit mate
I mean, technically the cookie was correct. Souls aren't a real thing.
The only detail that bothers me is that bloody lamp. It's on the ground at 1:20 and then it's back on the table at 1:43.
Other than that great video guys.
Eight months late, but since there's no reply, and others might have the same concern, it's back on the table because everything was fixed by the second last fortune.
Where can I get some of those cookies
Probably Ikea
I thought they just did meatballs?
I guess they are really branching out then.
Fortune meatballs?
You will fail to learn a obvious and valuable lesson.
lamp falls over, then is magically back on the table, all just before the catastrophe ended. This must be the doings of doodleconn...
Worst fortune cookie I ever got. "If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless."
This time i passed my swedish exam!!! And this made me even more happy! Love you!
Wait, so sketch Kyle knows that he's in a sketch? Do the other know?! DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THERE REAL WORLD COUNTERPARTS?!?!?!?
P.S. I actually like the taste of fortune cookies.
It's fortune cookie jumanji!
... Fascinating.
0:28 ' wha- ay! someone left a cupcake in there! '
*points middle finger at cupcake*
He was holding the fortune with his thumb and index finger.
"You're ugly. You suck. And nobody likes your milkshakes." Oh my god how did I not notice that little analogy?
remarkable how it was stormy inside the house but calm outside that window.
Strange, I was really craving for some fortune cookies these past few weeks...
"And nobody likes your milkshakes!" Great reference to Zuccini and Rubarb guys.............
Love it. You deserve more subs man.